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  1. Re:Am I missing something? on Review: Matrix: Reloaded · · Score: 1
    Seemed to me like it was about time to release Matrix XP - "Same old, worthless shit, brand new and appealing eye candy!"

  2. Re: No, not always on Review: Matrix: Reloaded · · Score: 1

    It's more of an oxymoron to me. . . --- The voices tell me to kick your ass

  3. Re:Yes of course, they had to retract... on Microsoft's iLoo Project A Hoax · · Score: 1

    followed by subsequent versions of Shit95, Shit98, Shit2000, ShitME, and ShitXP. Shit Me sounds the best, tho

  4. Re:weeds aren't the problem, weed killer is. on Hi-Tech Weed-Killer · · Score: 1

    By definition, a weed is any plant that is out of place (i.e. a cornstalk in a cabbage patch) So by using images of a "weed free" environment, you inadvertantly take out the perfectly good and usable corn that could have been harvested.

  5. hmm. . . on The Science of The Moist Towelette · · Score: 1

    ...don't forget to bring an extra towel(ette).

  6. Re:Argh! 8Gb on 8.6 GB Internet? · · Score: 1
    You couldn't possible fit the whole internet on 2 DVD discs, why there's HELLA more p0rn on the internet than 2 measly DVD's worth. For example, I've got a friend with a binder chock-full of p0rn MPG CDs.

    Karma - In Soviet Russia:

    YOU belong to all OUR base!

    Big one bites YOU!

    Pepsi buys YOU from vending machines!

    Lazy dog jumps over quick brown fox!

    TV watches YOU!

  7. Donate elsewhere on Geek Christmas Gift Ideas · · Score: 1

    Rather than (or in addition to) a donation to an open source project, donate to the Lupus Foundation of America in honor of those of us with this dreaded auto-immune disease.

  8. Re:Real X-mas gifts on Geek Christmas Gift Ideas · · Score: 1

    Geeks in need of a girlfriend? I remember when I was in that state of being. Then I went and acquired myself a chick. A REAL, talking, breathing, living girlfriend! And I didn't even have to pay for her! But then that ended, and I no longer have a GF. . . she is now my fiancee. (*wait for applause*)
    What I would like is one of those zero-force keyboards. Those are looking like "the shit!"