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  1. Re:new name on Imminent Mandrake Name Change? · · Score: 0

    The master wouldn't approve of burnin'

  2. Re:Even more fabulous on The Self-Tuning Guitar · · Score: 0
    Unfortunately, grammer / spell checkers are still needed...

    Grammar!! The irony of /. never ceases to amaze the shit out of me!

  3. Space Burial? on Space Burial · · Score: 1, Funny

    So would launching at the sun count as space cremation?

  4. Re:Free for who? on Mono and dotGnu: What's the Point? · · Score: 0

    dotNET is only good for catching dotFISH

  5. typo? on California Bans Front-Seat Computer Use · · Score: 1, Funny

    I realize that a typo isn't out of place here in the world of /. but Assemblymember? Sounds like a digital penis or something.

  6. Re:Am I the only one? on JenniCam Closing After 7+ Years · · Score: 0

    "Worked in the coal mine 22 hours a day for just half a cent! Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent when I was your age!"

  7. Re:Good grief - In the good old days on Solving a Wiring Mess? · · Score: 0

    . . . and programmed on 286's with only 64k of RAM. . . and we LOVED it!!!

  8. Re:That's nice, but... on XFree86 Fork Gets a Name, Website · · Score: 0

    Given that ouvert is a French word, maybe we should just call this "X-FreedomGUI"

  9. Re:Maltose is the problem on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 0

    femail brests? You must be a /. Veteran. . . you've got the typos down to an art.

  10. Re:How do you... on Last Chance for Slashdot T-Shirt Contest · · Score: 0

    Your descriptive "cliche" is incomplete. It should read "How do you pictographicaly represent a web server being crushed by a beowulf cluster of nerds, with hot grits. . ."

  11. Re:Windows XP on Celebrating Bad Game Packaging Art · · Score: 0
    Well, list what you know about XP and then try to categorize it.

    1. Unless the right key combinations are pressed at the right time -- game over.
    2. "Pretty" pictures, but no plotline or legitimate use.
    3. Constantly in DIRE need of a third-party cheating apparatus, such as GameShark; yet incompatible with anything.

    By those standards, yes XP is a game. A very crappy game at that.

  12. First Post on TRON: The Unknown Open-Source? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tron is an OS? I thought Tron was a simple program, written only to destroy the MCP.

  13. Obligatory statement on New Linux PVR Box · · Score: 1
    ...sorry, guys. I'm obligated.

    Could you imagine a beowulf cluster of these?

  14. Re:Cool.. but my Xbox does that as well... on New Linux PVR Box · · Score: 1

    Xbox?!?!?! Son, you have fallen under the control a corporate slave-driver! Free yourself of that Microsoft corruption -- do not be a mindless MS Drone!!! Before you know it, you'll be thrown out and replaced by MS Drone XP!!! How will you feel then?

  15. Re:Odds of being trampled on by zebras ? on How to Legally Infuriate the RIAA? · · Score: 1

    No. . . it'd be Electro-Meteo-Zebraman

  16. Re:Uhm, yeah. on Bill Gates On Linux · · Score: 1
    And then proceeded to realize his oversight, turn is company around on a dime, and now has a large slice of that internet pie.

    Mmm. . . pie. . .

  17. Re:This just proves that it's NOT about money. on RIAA To Sue Hundreds Of File Swappers · · Score: 1
    The grey zone is for loading and loading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

    Don't you mean "The grey zone is for downloading and uploading only?"

  18. Re:Strange Room Temperature on Force Field. No, Really · · Score: 1

    Fahrenheit has more of a feeling to it. If the temperature is 75F and you feel the [room] getting hotter, chances are it is now 76 or 77F. With celcius if the [room] is 30c and you feel hotter, chances are it is still 30c. Case and point: Fahrenheit is more suitable for living organisms.

  19. Re:RTFA on 1.5GB HDs On a 1" Platter · · Score: 1
    Idiot -- posters can't read. At least, none of the ones hanging on my walls can. . . or can they and they just don't tell me?

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  20. Re:I don't think so on Copy Protection a Crime Against Humanity · · Score: 2, Funny
    Something like the "Formal Rejection of Electronic Enclosure - People Openly Revolting a Nuisance" (F.R.E.E. P.O.R.N.) That would DEFINETLY sell!

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  21. Re:Problem is, its EQUALLY distributed. on BitTorrent Blamed for Matrix2 Downloads · · Score: 1
    They investiate. Track you down. . .

    Investiate? I could be wrong and that might actually be a word, but I don't think I want ANYONE investiating me!

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  22. Re:Mandrake is doing well nowadays... on Review Mandrake Linux 9.1 Power Pack Edition · · Score: 1
    I'm warmly recommending Mandrake 9.1 to all my friend. . .

    All your friend are belong to us

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  23. Re:Not Just In Gaming... on Game Originality: Any Left? · · Score: 1

    Poor guy. . . cruising around in a front wheel drive car with a spoiler that big. . . he must think he's cool. What a sad story. . .

  24. Re:Police should be on the lookout . . . on Have You Seen This Segway? · · Score: 1
    for a low-rider Segway with under-body neon lights, a huge spoiler, and plastered with all sorts of Chinese ideograms

    Keep in mind that one of those "l33t h4xx0rs" might have taken it and it now has a window in the side, 4 or 5 cooling fans, some rounded cables, those same Chinese ideograms, maybe some cold cathode lights. . . and get this; they may have even gone so far as to overclock the thing to go a whopping 12 mph!!!
    -gasp-

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  25. Re:they eventually can get out of it on Review: Matrix: Reloaded · · Score: 1
    Or possibly "killall -g"