Linus: Thats why I'm here Bill. You see, back in Sandusky OH, there are 300 people working for Linux- we write the best open source software money can buy. And right now those people are in danger of cracking your windows. You're worried that some people are going to step up and help them./.: Is that why you strapped a bomb to your body?
Linus: Oh this isn't somebody set us up the bomb, these are rowad flares.
$Bill: Road Flares? Did you live inside power lines as a kid?
Linus: Hahaha. Why?
So, do you think Microsoft can help these folks?
$Bill: I'll be happy to swindle it-- err look into it.
Linus: Hey, I'll tell you what. I can get a good look at a car crash by sticking my head in there, but wouldn't I rather take linux's word for it?
Linus: $Bill, I'm not offering you a handout here, I'm offering you a great deal... This is an order for operation in analyzing car crash simulations to be controlled by Chrysler Group, organized by the open-source working man, for the open-source working man...
$Bill: Well, absolutely! It would be my great pleasure, what have I got to lose.
Slashdot Moderators: I don't believe it, Linus just sold the Chrysler Account!
$Bill: What difference does it make, the Chrysler company is going to be mine in less than ten minutes anyways, right?
Linus: Hehehhehee.
Slashdot: For the moment it looks like a swindler has been swindled, and a company has been sacrficed for another company. For slashdot, this is Tommy Boy.
"The discovery of these species is just an indication that we are losing some of the world's most important resources before we even know what those resources really are..."
Okay, they found some radioactive frogs. They didn't find Sean Connery's pony tail and the cure for cancer.
I think those Oregonic Sci-gnomes are taking the term 'War Driving' a little to literally.
However, I wonder if their research would extend to such ventures, even if those activities are comparatively inconsequential to smaller sized rc vehicles.
Wasn't this technology formally introduced to the widespread public in the sixties?
Its called marijuana.
"Fog Screen Virtual Environment" is just another way of saying hot boxed.
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Alaska has been playing a little too much Warcraft 3.
Hey, thats my backyard! Damn galactic paparazzi!
Linus: Thats why I'm here Bill. You see, back in Sandusky OH, there are 300 people working for Linux- we write the best open source software money can buy. And right now those people are in danger of cracking your windows. You're worried that some people are going to step up and help them. /.: Is that why you strapped a bomb to your body?
Linus: Oh this isn't somebody set us up the bomb,
these are rowad flares.
$Bill: Road Flares? Did you live inside power lines as a kid?
Linus: Hahaha. Why?
So, do you think Microsoft can help these folks?
$Bill: I'll be happy to swindle it-- err look into it.
Linus: Hey, I'll tell you what. I can get a good look at a car crash by sticking my head in there, but wouldn't I rather take linux's word for it?
Linus: $Bill, I'm not offering you a handout here, I'm offering you a great deal... This is an order for operation in analyzing car crash simulations to be controlled by Chrysler Group, organized by the open-source working man, for the open-source working man...
$Bill: Well, absolutely! It would be my great pleasure, what have I got to lose.
Slashdot Moderators: I don't believe it, Linus just sold the Chrysler Account!
$Bill: What difference does it make, the Chrysler company is going to be mine in less than ten minutes anyways, right?
Linus: Hehehhehee.
Slashdot: For the moment it looks like a swindler has been swindled, and a company has been sacrficed for another company. For slashdot, this is Tommy Boy.
After running a simulation on windows to simulate a simulation crash of their testing simulations.
Do you know where I can score some cheap oxygen?
Whatever you do, don't start mailing bombs.
Finally, a new movie idea!
I thought the Borg were to efficient-minded to even consider masturbation. $Bill Daddy G, stop jerking us around.
"Happy Funball may stick to *certain types of skin."
*Results may resemble a glowing pickle...
I guess that makes Fly AA mean something completely different...
"The discovery of these species is just an indication that we are losing some of the world's most important resources before we even know what those resources really are..."
Okay, they found some radioactive frogs. They didn't find Sean Connery's pony tail and the cure for cancer.
I think those Oregonic Sci-gnomes are taking the term 'War Driving' a little to literally.
However, I wonder if their research would extend to such ventures, even if those activities are comparatively inconsequential to smaller sized rc vehicles.
Wasn't this technology formally introduced to the widespread public in the sixties?
Its called marijuana.
"Fog Screen Virtual Environment" is just another way of saying hot boxed.