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Star Wars Producer Says Box Office is Doomed

Cutriss writes "Seen at CNN, this article interviews Rick McCallum, longtime producer at LucasFilms. McCallum says that DVDs will be responsible for the downfall of the movie industry *without* taking piracy into account, due to the fact that people think the home theatre experience is just as good, or better than the big screens, and they know that in five months, the DVD will be out on the market. Of course, his claim that "studios are barely breaking even" falls on deaf ears when I hear about 9-digit salaries for individual actors in a big-name film that's just some rehash of an old concept. He also mentions, of course, that DVD piracy and movie "sharing" groups will only speed up the cycle, and that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years."

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  1. Propoganda by darnellmc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More propaganda from the big money movie folks. They need to learn to budget better like everyone else.

    1. Re:Propoganda by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I think that it is comparable to the military spending $3000 bucks on a toliet seat.

      But I get a lot more enjoyment out of my toliet seat than I do out of most hollywood movies.

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    2. Re:Propoganda by darnellmc · · Score: 1

      Yea I know. I realized it after hitting submit.

    3. Re:Propoganda by imr · · Score: 5, Funny

      But I get a lot more enjoyment out of my toliet seat than I do out of most hollywood movies.
      more and more, what you find in one is coming from the other.

    4. Re:Propoganda by JonTurner · · Score: 1, Redundant
      I get a lot more enjoyment out of my toliet seat than I do out of most hollywood movies.

      That's surprising, considering that the content is the same.

    5. Re:Propoganda by PaleBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "more and more, what you find in one is coming from the other." Matt Damon is going to come out of my toilet?

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    6. Re:Propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I think that it is comparable to the military spending $3000 bucks on a toliet seat.

      You think Hollywood has the need to hide the financing for it's own covert operations strike teams, too?!!

      Yipe! My mind goes: boggle shudder shudder shudder

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    7. Re:Propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with the toilet seats wasn't that they were hiding the money in them, it was that the govt contractors were ripping them off with their permission.

    8. Re:Propoganda by Nathaniel · · Score: 2

      "Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it." -- Tom_Lehrer

    9. Re:Propoganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I think that it is comparable to the military spending $3000 bucks on a toliet seat.


      Well the military probably uses that money to help fund top secret projects like stealth aircraft research and who knows what else they might have in the works.

  2. Too Bad... by zensmile · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I could really care less about the box office. Everytime I go to the movies...

    1. The food portions are smaller than a few years ago.
    2. The price is WAY WAY higher!
    3. People's cell phones are going off.
    4. Some a**hole is giving comentary to the person sitting next to him/her.

    Overall, not a very pleasant experience.

    1. Re:Too Bad... by morningdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      You forgot the 12 year old with the laser pointer

    2. Re:Too Bad... by interiot · · Score: 5, Funny

      5. Some young couple is making out. 6. You can't stop the movie and make out.

    3. Re:Too Bad... by microsquash · · Score: 0

      Awwww....
      No more Jerry Bruckheimer films? What a damn shame!

    4. Re:Too Bad... by Iguanaphobic · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. The food portions are smaller than a few years ago.
      Go every day. Then you will hardly notice when they get smaller.

      2. The price is WAY WAY higher!
      Than what?? If you're comparing with a few years ago, see point #1.

      3. People's cell phones are going off.
      Build a Faraday cage over the building before you go in.

      4. Some a**hole is giving comentary to the person sitting next to him/her.
      Hmmm.. this is a tough one. I'm torn between a paintball gun and something like this.

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    5. Re:Too Bad... by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      exactly. Why would I NOT rent the DVD for $2.99/ea or $6.00/three? I am going to goto a VERY expensive movie theatre (to get the same sort of experience that I would at home) for $9.00/ticket?

      $6.00 for three movies (at my convienience) or $18.00+ for one?

      No matter what the hardware that the movie theatre has, it does NOT justify a $9.00 ticket price.

    6. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's the poor lighting.

    7. Re:Too Bad... by darnellmc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's interesting because I'm Black and have noticed white kids do it too. All depends where you go. Anytime you feel you need to point out race for something so general, just leave race out and realize you have not seen the entire world and other races do the same thing.

    8. Re:Too Bad... by Steveftoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      or the person with the screaming baby in the theater.

      Babies do not belong in movie theaters! You have to be able to sit down and shut up for at least 2 hours.

      Which some 20+ year olds have problems with I know, but at least you can prosecute them. There isn't a jury alive that will convict a baby.

    9. Re:Too Bad... by Loligo · · Score: 5, Funny

      >There isn't a jury alive that will convict a
      >baby.

      Eh, maybe Texas.

      -l

    10. Re:Too Bad... by realgone · · Score: 2
      Granted, your post may not be actively racist, but it's certainly judgmental. For all you know, that 'large group of blacks' might be sitting there thinking, "Wow, that large group of whites up front must really hate this movie. They're so quiet; they don't seem to be getting into it at all." Everything depends on your point of view.

      Heck, if I let things like a little audience participation bother me, I wouldn't be able to see a movie anywhere here in NYC.

    11. Re:Too Bad... by Felonius+Thunk · · Score: 1

      Throw in costs for babysitting vs. watching a movie with the kids (obviously does not apply to, um, all kinds of movies), and the price points get a quite a bit bigger.

    12. Re:Too Bad... by Milican · · Score: 1

      hehe... the good ol' days.

      JOhn

    13. Re:Too Bad... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For the most part, I agree with you. The theater experience is getting hard to justify, cost wise. But there are a few points I want to make.

      1) Many of us can't afford a huge home theater. I watch movies on a 27" TV with two external speakers. It's good enough for most movies, but huge movies like Braveheart or Lord of the Rings really deserve the big screen.

      2) Don't blame the theaters for ticket prices. They break even on admission. They make virtually all of their profits on food. The movie studios are screwing the theaters over on what it costs to show a movie. The best example is the recent Godzilla. The studio (Sony IIRC) doubled their regular cost to the theaters and promised a gate similar to Independance Day (same creative team). When the theater execs finally saw the movie a week or so before it came out, there was a white collar riot where execs actually threw things and demanded their money back.

      Several big theater chains (Lowes comes to mind) have failed recently, even with $8 tickets. Maybe if the studios would make more movies worth 8 bucks, they would get more butts in the seats.

      -B

    14. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're projecting the fact that NYC is a shithole onto the rest of the US? Thanks for your insight.

    15. Re:Too Bad... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Couldn't something like IMAX restore the cinema's advantage over television? Even the real early adopters don't have an IMAX screen in their living room. A pity that more films aren't made in a suitable large-screen format.

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    16. Re:Too Bad... by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 0

      $8.00 is CHEAP in my area...most theaters are up to $9.00 per ticket now.

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    17. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are you talking about i watching u guys make out Love, Dr. Prevert

    18. Re:Too Bad... by sirius_bbr · · Score: 0

      Babies do not belong in movie theaters! You have to be able to sit down and shut up for at least 2 hours.

      Wow! Do I sense a _lot_ of frustration here, or what? ;)

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    19. Re:Too Bad... by mosch · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Yeah, the nerve of them, charging $9 so that you can sit in a $150 seat, watching a movie on a $8,000 screen, being displayed from a $90,000 projector, that's playing a $50,000 film while listening to a $100,000 sound system that's located in a $2,000,000 building!

      I mean christ, they must think we're crazy!

      * figures used in the above are based on a THX theater with a Barco DLP projector, showing a first-weekend movie

    20. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't afford a $18 in tickets every once in a while for you and your girl to go see a movie? Get a fucking job.

    21. Re:Too Bad... by m0ta · · Score: 1

      $150 seat? $2,000,000 building? where are these movie theaters? the ones in my area are aweful...maybe $20 seats

    22. Re:Too Bad... by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      my point is that the experience does not warrant a $9.00 pricetag.

    23. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> There isn't a jury alive that will convict a baby.

      > Eh, maybe Texas.

      Only if it's a death-penalty case.

    24. Re:Too Bad... by f97tosc · · Score: 2

      7 Two girls ahead of you starting to argue, standing up and yelling at each other, then kicking and punching, and pulling each others hair (the style of which was the cause of the argument)

      Yes, it did happen to me. Seriously, if people started to behave I could stand the $10 or $20 or whatever. It is nice with a big screen. Maybe someone could start a theatre where you would have to pass an IQ test with a minimum of 75 to be let in...

      Tor

    25. Re:Too Bad... by mcmoyer · · Score: 2, Funny
      1) Many of us can't afford a huge home theater. I watch movies on a 27" TV with two external speakers. It's good enough for most movies, but huge movies like Braveheart or Lord of the Rings really deserve the big screen.


      Sit Closer...It's all in your perspective :)

    26. Re:Too Bad... by obsidianpreacher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can't tell me that theatres break even on admission. I refuse to believe that $8-10 for a ticket x 100 people watching the movie x 4 showings per day (roughly $3200-4000) per day and they're breaking even on admission? And that's not counting the $15-20 the average group shells out for pop/popcorn/candy ... ?

      (Long time reader, first time poster)

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    27. Re:Too Bad... by Tet · · Score: 2
      3. People's cell phones are going off.
      Build a Faraday cage over the building before you go in.

      Don't know whether you were serious or not, but some UK cinemas have proposed actually doing this. I'm not aware of any that have implemented it yet, but I'm holding out hope...

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    28. Re:Too Bad... by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      2. The price is WAY WAY higher!
      Than what?? If you're comparing with a few years ago, see point #1.


      It's more expensive for two tickets to see a movie then it is to buy a new release DVD at the Suncoast that is 100ft from the door of the theater.

      It's $8.50 per ticket to see the movie in the theater, and all DVDs are 25% off duing the week after release at Suncoast. The decision becomes pay $17 for two tickets to see some commercials followed by a movie where I my or may not have the experience ruined by some obnoxious audience members, and the sticky floor will need to be washed off my shoes later, or I can spend $16 and watch the movie at home with no obnoxious people, and I can keem the movie to watch again whenever I'd like. Screw the theater.

    29. Re:Too Bad... by digidave · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then the movie industry really would collapse. Who else are they going to market these movies to?

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    30. Re:Too Bad... by agentmunchkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Several big theater chains (Lowes comes to mind) have failed recently, even with $8 tickets. Maybe if the studios would make more movies worth 8 bucks, they would get more butts in the seats.

      My rewrite ::clearing throat:: Several big theater chains (Lowes comes to mind) have failed recently because they charge $8 a ticket. Maybe if the theater would charge a fair admission, and candy wasn't priced out of my budget, they would get more butts in the seats and longer lines at the concessions.

    31. Re:Too Bad... by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2

      Dammit, when you refer to a darpa.mil URL in an item like this it should point to some space-age particle beam device that would turn the offending "Warbling Chattybitch" in the seat next to you into a pile of ash. Or better yet, cocaine. Now that would be an invention.

      On a more realistic (and practical) note, if they're in front of you and you have a good (and accurate, please) arm, you can always use the partially-chewed hot tamale. They have an excellent size / mass ratio so they can be accurately thrown, and they're extra-sticky.

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    32. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Doesn't matter how many folks are in the theater. The studio gets 95% to 100% of the ticket sales to their first-run movie. So 100 times 0 equals nothing from those 100 folk who watch the movie and don't buy the pop and popcorn

    33. Re:Too Bad... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2

      and getting a worse experience that you would get if you bought a $500 tv, a $200 dvd player, and a surround sound getup for $500.

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    34. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can throw money at garbage all you want, but it'll still be garbage.

    35. Re:Too Bad... by GeckoX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, this is true.
      Usually the distributors dictate what it will cost for a theatre to show a movie, and there are a number of ways of doing so.
      Theatres can't buy the rights to show movie X as many times as they like, it costs them for EACH showing. Sometimes the actual cost is a set amount per screen, sometimes it's a set amount per seat capacity, sometimes it's a percentage of the ticket sales + a fee.

      If I'm not mistaken, the last SW cost theatres something like half the take plus $1000 per showing or something ludicrous like that.

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    36. Re:Too Bad... by The_Steel_General · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Hmmm...let's see:

      The movie studios are charging the theaters so much for the films that their only profits come from concessions.

      With such a thin revenue stream, the theaters have to cut costs wherever they can.

      Because the only way to get people in is to keep the theater itself state of the art, the money must come out of personnel.

      The personnel that are there probably get paid minimum wage, because hey, they don't have to do much, do they?

      Low wages means that there are at least a couple of people out there willing to risk making a copy of the film -- say, from the projection booth late at night. (That's the only way to make a really good-quality pirate copy, isn't it?)

      So, by trying to squeeze every penny out of the movie theaters, the studios have made widespread copying of theatrical releases worthwhile at the weakest links in their value chain. And it's quite possible that this is going to destroy their entire industry.

      O, the irony.

      Sometimes, you just can't get around economics and human nature.

      TSG

    37. Re:Too Bad... by DrMaurer · · Score: 2

      I don't mind the baby thing as long as the parents leave the theatre post-haste when the infant starts. When they ignore it, then I have issues.

      Jeez, either the baby wants food, wants to be changed, or wants to sleep. This is a multiple choice test.

      The miracle isn't the actual child, it's raising an 8 year old that will sit still and be quiet during a movie.

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    38. Re:Too Bad... by Cyclone66 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Canada will!! Oh wait no, I mean Texas.
      As you were.

    39. Re:Too Bad... by gte275e · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are getting more butt into the seat. It is just more surface area and not more cheeks.



      Eric

    40. Re:Too Bad... by Loligo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Troll?!

      I LIVE in Texas and was quoting a Simpsons episode, you simple-minded onion-skinned redneck jackass.

      Harumph.

      Karma? Bah, do your worst. Points to spare.

    41. Re:Too Bad... by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      1) Many of us can't afford a huge home theater. I watch movies on a 27" TV with two external speakers. It's good enough for most movies, but huge movies like Braveheart or Lord of the Rings really deserve the big screen.

      I just sit closer to the TV. It's amazing how big that 27 inch TV is from three feet. For earth shaking sound, just put the powered sub on your surround sound under the couch (or laz-y-boy if your over twentysomething). The best reason to not go the the theater is simple: they usually don't serve beer or have food I actually want to eat (come on, where else sell Raisinettes)?

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    42. Re:Too Bad... by theNetImp · · Score: 0

      4. Some a**hole is giving comentary to the person sitting next to him/her.
      Hmmm.. this is a tough one. I'm torn between a paintball gun and something like this. [darpa.mil]

      Definately the Paintball gun....

    43. Re:Too Bad... by EvilBuu · · Score: 2

      However that seat's springs are half-dead, the floor is disgusting, and thankfully its too dark to see the stains. The screen is big, unfortunately the movie is usually mildly unfocused for the first few minutes and anytime later than opening night the print is usually dusty or scratched. The sound system needed a retrofit or at least a visit from a sound engineer two years ago, and that $2,000,000 building is usually a mall filled with people I would never ever EVER want to associate with otherwise.

      Of course, my fond memories of the United Artists theater in Union Square, NYC are a little better, but movie goers there seemed so much more likely to talk on cell-phones, use the theater as a make-out location or threaten each other's lives for some damn reason.

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    44. Re:Too Bad... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      Wow chick fight??? that would make me want to go to the movies much more often.

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    45. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They break even on admission.

      BZZZZZT. Down the road from exists a theater that charges $1. Yes, $1. It's been there since God.

      Now, maybe THEY break even on admission and look to food for their profits -- but, then, the large coke costs $1.25 and the bucket 'o popcorn runs $1.50.

      Run off to my local mega-plex and the ticket is $9.50, the big coke is $3.50 and the corn is $3.50.

      Looks to me like 1) mega-plex can't manage their way out of a wet paper bag; or 2) somebody's making a lot of money.

    46. Re:Too Bad... by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      And you know what? We are crazy, if we've forgotten that 20-year-old theater technology thoroughly enjoyable--so long as you weren't in a theater full of dolts. I'd have more fun watching The Matrix in a 1980s theater full of well-behaved adults than I would watching it in Lucas's wet dream venue full of the kind of people who go to movies these days.

      It's funny how one talkative person on a cell phone can make that $100k sound system seem like a complete waste of money.

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    47. Re:Too Bad... by willfe · · Score: 1

      You bring up good points, but let me interject my own view on them:

      1) I can't afford a huge home theater either, but if I'm going to fork over eight bucks for a movie experience, it's going to be at an IMAX theater. These days prying eight dollars out of my hands for anything is difficult, and Hollywood sure as hell hasn't come up with anything that'll do it. Combine the fact that IMAX theaters are built to a very nice spec with the fact that they don't allow food or drink and will happily kick someone out for making noise (babies included), you can almost forgive that there's only one or two new IMAX films released each year :)

      2) I don't blame theaters for ticket prices. I blame them for the outrageous prices they charge on food, and their near-gestapo-like efforts to stop people bringing in their own stuff. A family of four could easily blow $50 on one movie these days ($32 on tickets, $8 on popcorn if they share it, and easily $10 on drinks). That's just not worth it.

      I wrote about this topic a few months ago and stumbled upon a very important point, completely by accident: I'm not concerned about the movie theater's profits, and neither should anyone else but the movie theater.

      I guess I'm a bad little consumer these days -- I seek the lowest prices, don't do business with companies that wrong me or that have done things I don't ethically agree with, and don't let arguments like "well how are we gonna make any money off this?" affect my buying decisions anymore. Anybody who's heard that line from a car dealer knows just how incredulous they can be.

      How could a movie theater convince me to come back? I dunno, anymore. I don't give a rat's arse about the latest Star Wars or Hobbit movies, and honestly nothing else coming out in the next year (or from the past year) looks even remotely appealing. Maybe they should go back to screening pornography :) Cut the ticket prices in half, slash the food prices to something even approaching reasonable, and I might consider it.

      But that producer did get one thing right -- I enjoy watching movies at home much more than I do in a crowded theater full of dolts, knowing my money has just lined several other people's pockets. When $15 buys me a movie I can watch over and over again at home (or anywhere there's a DVD player), blowing $12 or more per person per viewing at the theater just isn't that appealing. Screw the old model; it doesn't work anymore.

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    48. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious, what chain of movie theaters do you go to that have gestapo tactics to keep food out. I worked at a theater for 2 years, and not a single person, managers included, ever even tried to stop people from bringing food in.

    49. Re:Too Bad... by scrytch · · Score: 2

      Couldn't something like IMAX restore the cinema's advantage over television? Even the real early adopters don't have an IMAX screen in their living room. A pity that more films aren't made in a suitable large-screen format.

      If you think Hollywood is bad ... The president of IMAX recently came out criticizing a "scary" 3D haunted-house IMAX fim, saying that it went against the family-oriented fare that IMAX wanted to promote. This wasn't slasher flick stuff either, it was just especially gooey looking "ooga booga" ghosts and monsters and such. Long as this company controls the distribution to the theaters using this format, you will see nothing on IMAX but their standardized 40 minutes of pablum consisting largely of roller coaster style first person views and helicopter shots. Add to this the fact that IMAX theaters by their nature can't have the same amount of seating (the seats have to be steeply raked), and let's say I wouldn't put bets on them displacing the megaplex.

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    50. Re:Too Bad... by delld · · Score: 2
      or the person with the screaming baby in the theater.

      People with babies who want to see movies with said babies should check out cinebabies, or start something similar if it is not available in their area. I am suprised that movie theaters do not do this kind of thing on their own. The theater is always packed so they are certainly not loosing money. They keep the lights on low, turn down the volume a touch, and even supply diapers. It is quite surreal to hear 50 sceaming babies at once - it does not have the annoying edge of a soloist. That said, my little guy loves the movies and typically pays attention the whole time.

    51. Re:Too Bad... by forged · · Score: 2
      Funny you should mention it, they have finally seen the light.... Check this announcement out: Apollo 13 adapted on IMAX.

      And I happen to live near the biggest one in Europe... :)
      (in case you wonder where I was on 01/01/00 in the evening, I was watching the premiere of Fantasia 2000 right there).

    52. Re:Too Bad... by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Throw in costs for babysitting vs. watching a movie with the kids (obviously does not apply to, um, all kinds of movies), and the price points get a quite a bit bigger.
      Yeah, I'm a big fan of the "leave the kids in the car for three hours" trick myself. Makes movie-theatre going far more bearable.
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    53. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I'd pay $20 just to see the chicks fight... You got a great deal.

    54. Re:Too Bad... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

      Yeah I kinda meant 'something like IMAX' and not necessarily any one particular patent-encumbered standard dominated by a single monopolistic comany. Er, in other words append the standard Slashdot orthodoxy to whatever I wrote :-).

      Reduced seating is a disadvantage but isn't the trend towards smaller theatres anyway? Perhaps that is to fit more screens into a multiplex rather than because they deliberately want to shrink capacity, however.

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    55. Re:Too Bad... by XorNand · · Score: 2

      You are making a couple major assumptions here.
      • If the studios were to lower their prices, theaters would pay their employees more. Why? They still wouldn't being doing any more work and hence would not be more valuable.
      • If an employee was paid more, they would be less likely to pirate films. Once again: why? I doubt that pirates are doing so for the money.

      Interesting train of thought, but it's logically flawed.
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    56. Re:Too Bad... by dattaway · · Score: 2

      or the guy with the bad cough getting up several times to take a smoke break.

    57. Re:Too Bad... by extagboy · · Score: 2

      8. No Beer...

    58. Re:Too Bad... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      nah, THIS is the definitive DARPA reference of this age.

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    59. Re:Too Bad... by Shuh · · Score: 2
      It is nice with a big screen. Maybe someone could start a theatre where you would have to pass an IQ test with a minimum of 75 to be let in...
      But have you seen what Hollywood has been releasing at the box office lately? You would have to have an IQ below 75 to want to go see most of it...
    60. Re:Too Bad... by Read+Icculus · · Score: 1

      My local theater charges $1.50 to see a movie on one of their two screens, it might be up to $2 now since I haven't been their in a year or two. Right now they're showing Barbershop and something else. So why is it that they are making money and staying in buisness charging apx $2 to see a movie, and the megaplexes are whining about just breaking even on admissions? Someone is making bank on that shit.

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    61. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! For $20 I better seem more than just fighting! OFFENDING YOU

    62. Re:Too Bad... by phobos72 · · Score: 1
      It's more expensive for two tickets to see a movie then it is to buy a new release DVD at the Suncoast that is 100ft from the door of the theater.

      And this is why, here in Japan, my wife and I hardly go to the theater anymore.

      It is now 1,800 yen (14.52 USD) a ticket. So for the price of 2 tickets (~30 USD), we can get two DVDs with free shipping. Couple that with the fact that movies are released in Japan when the region 1 DVD is already available (at least 6 months later than the US), you can see why there is not much incentive to drive down crowded roads and play fender bender in a matchbox sized parking lot.

      Also 16:9 TVs are dirt cheap and appartments are so small, you can almost imagine you are in front of a 50' screen.

    63. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHERE?? WHERE?? Wherever it is, I'm moving there! :-)

    64. Re:Too Bad... by Fesh · · Score: 2

      Better yet, use the straw you got with your drink. *phoot!* *sblat*

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    65. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as "races" when talking about humans. Just people with different inherited suntans.

    66. Re:Too Bad... by kaybee · · Score: 1

      This is stupid. If your cell phone rings, somebody should be standing by to kick you out of the theater. Some people have *silent* ringers and *must* be on call at all times. These people could no longer see a movie if cell phones are disabled.

    67. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm talking DOWNTOWN!

    68. Re:Too Bad... by rrasus · · Score: 1

      im not 12 im 31...

    69. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually sat next to parents with a baby when I saw LoTR in the theater. The baby slept through the whole thing. I was VERY surprised.

    70. Re:Too Bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this as a young couple with 5 kids making number 6 - guess that's not that different.... Don't forget seatback-kickers, and the people that bump the back of your head with their ass while trying to cart half a metric ton of candy and drinks past half the row on the way back to their wife and 6 kids.

    71. Re:Too Bad... by Tet · · Score: 2
      Some people have *silent* ringers and *must* be on call at all times. These people could no longer see a movie if cell phones are disabled.

      *No one* is on call 24x7x365. Well, technically I am, but if I go the the cinema, I turn my mobile off, and work will have to wait. Others can do the same. It's a poor reflection on our times that people think that others can be called any time, day or night. In reality, there's very little that can't wait until the following morning.

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    72. Re:Too Bad... by The_Steel_General · · Score: 1
      I'm assuming that the movie studios would recognize that they need better security at the movie theater end, and would work with the theaters to improve it. For this to work, the theaters would need more money for security, plus enough additional revenue to be an incentive to work with the studios.

      (Granted, the Paramount decision could mean that this level of cooperation would be illegal anyway. I think, though, the courts would accept reasonable cooperation in safeguarding property being sold.)

      As for your second point: Making copies of a copyrighted film, with intent to distribute or make available for distribution, could easily lead to losing the job that gives access to said film. Why risk it, unless the potential reward was significant compared to the job? The lower the pay, the less significant the risk, the more likely the attempt.

      TSG

  3. Some movies are doomed by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good movies won't be doomed, something McCallum & Lucas might like to try making some time.

    1. Re:Some movies are doomed by rherbert · · Score: 1

      Are you saying Titanic was a good movie?!

    2. Re:Some movies are doomed by DrXym · · Score: 2
      Since you ask, yes I think it was. The love story was trite but the scale and the spectacle of the whole thing more than made up for it. It was as close to an epic as we get these days, and definitely worthy of the big screen.


      It also scores an extra point for having Kate Winslet get her tits out.

    3. Re:Some movies are doomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely noone over 14 would say that.

    4. Re:Some movies are doomed by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Movie industry greats were baffled -"It seems that no matter how much money we throw at a movie, how many special effects we have, and the number of big stars we put in it, people just aren't interested." Much like their films, nobody made mention of a story...

  4. Bullshit by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even considering the worst case scenario - all major studios go out of business - that still leaves a wide open market for people to make movies and sell them for money.

    It's completely absurd to think that movies MUST be made by companies named "Paramount Pictures" or "Universal Studios". There's nothing magical about those names. If they can't stay in business, or refuse to change enough to stay in business, then screw them. Time for new blood.

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    Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape
    1. Re:Bullshit by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Personally, it wouldn't bother me a bit if the Big Studios all died. What the hell have they given us in the last few years? "Charlies Angels", "Scooby Doo", "The Tuxedo", "The Fast and The Furious", "The Quick And The Dead", "Jaws 3D", "Godzilla", etc... Who's going to miss that drek?

      The basic fact of the matter is that these companies have fossilized. It's time for new blood.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    2. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell have they given us in the last few years? "Charlies Angels", "Scooby Doo", "The Tuxedo", "The Fast and The Furious", "The Quick And The Dead", "Jaws 3D", "Godzilla", etc...

      WAIT! I LOVE ALL OF THEM!

      Well, except "Godzilla", I am boycotting it for not using "Blue Oyster Cult" in the soundtrack.

    3. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jaws 3D? I think you're confusing Back to the Future 2 with real-life there, pal. Please stop insulting Back to the Future 2.

    4. Re:Bullshit by monsterzero2003 · · Score: 1

      Live performance is he only thing that should be charged for. Things like live Music concerts, live stage plays, poetry readings, book readings, personal appearances, question and answer sessions....evrything else should be free and freely copyable. Who says actors and musicioans have to be millionaires?

    5. Re:Bullshit by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What the hell have they given us in the last few years?

      [flameproof suit on... check.]

      I think the quality has gone up.

      Off the top of my head, in the last 3 years: The Matrix, Toy Story 1 + 2, Lord of the Rings, Spider-man, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich (tell me that would have come out of a studio 5 years ago.. ha!), Fight Club, Traffic, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Requiem For A Dream, Shrek...

      Don't forget how completely full of drek the early 90s were. The ratio of good-to-bad in studio films, IMHO, has improved.

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      If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
    6. Re:Bullshit by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      He's right. Jaws 3D was absolute drek. I saw it when it came out.

    7. Re:Bullshit by pistaugh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Does this guy think we're going to MISS Hollywood?

    8. Re:Bullshit by adius · · Score: 0

      hey! I like Charlies Angels. It has a really good plot and some fine.. um content. ;)

    9. Re:Bullshit by digitalhermit · · Score: 2
      Off the top of my head, in the last 3 years: The Matrix, Toy Story 1 + 2, Lord of the Rings, Spider-man, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich (tell me that would have come out of a studio 5 years ago.. ha!), Fight Club, Traffic, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Requiem For A Dream, Shrek...


      But then there's XXX, Episode2, Jackass, Ecks vs. Sever, etc.. They're all guilty of thinking that high-priced special effects can make up for the lack of acting ability or a good story. I really enjoyed the movies in your list, but they span almost 4 years. The ones I mentioned were all released within this year, and are only the ones I've seen firsthand, forget the ones that were immediately panned by reviewers.

    10. Re:Bullshit by DragonMagic · · Score: 1

      The Matrix, Toy Story 1 + 2, Lord of the Rings, Spider-man, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich (tell me that would have come out of a studio 5 years ago.. ha!), Fight Club, Traffic, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Requiem For A Dream, Shrek...

      Just to help you out... Matrix seems so much like an anime movie, just in superior live-action, that it's no wonder why not only geeks enjoy it, but also the huge anime fandom.

      Toy Story, and anything else Pixar made, c'mon, no contest. This studio has yet to produce a bad short or full length movie. And their newest one coming out even looks interesting, even though Ellen DeGeneres is one of the title voice actors in it (I haven't seen a decent movie with her in it yet, sorry).

      Spider-Man was *YEARS* in development, and with Sam Raimi at the helm, it was going to be a hit or a cult favourite. I'm just glad, after Cameron's latest track record, that Raimi took the reins.

      Fight Club and Traffic were based on two successful ventures before (as was Lord of the Rings). Fight Club, a fascinating book, and Traffic, a mini-series originally produced by Channel 4 called Traffik, both well translated to the big screen.

      As for the rest, haven't seen them yet, so can't comment on them. But of course, the movie industry's big guys only want to look at one part of a success story instead of all of it.

      Vin Diesel movie makes $200 million, let's put him in ANOTHER action movie. What? It flops? How could it!? They should also see that many people try to push the envelope to make their audience think or enjoy, instead of throwing everything down their throats, and those thinking movies help with promotion because people still talk about them days after they've seen the movies, thus making others want to go see it.

      Just trying to help out, of course, this is merely opinion, and many will disagree.

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      Human nature is the same everywhere; the modes only are different. -- Earl of Chesterfield
    11. Re:Bullshit by Triv · · Score: 2

      hmm. do you mean created by a hollywood studio or distributed by a hollywood studio? Requiem, for instance, was an indie film through and through but was distributed by one of hollywood's 800-pound gorillas.

      Just something to think about. Personally, I could care less who has the distribution rights, it's who MADE it that matters.

      I don't know about you, but nowadays when I see a good movie I ASSUME it's an indie film with a major distributor. If it blows (and recently they all do) I assume it's another cookie-cutter monster-studio release. I'm so bitter I just assume that hollywood can't make good movies anymore and thusly that any good movie I see can't come from hollywood.

      Triv

    12. Re:Bullshit by The+Rizz · · Score: 1
      I think the quality has gone up. Off the top of my head, in the last 3 years:
      Okay... let's take a look at these selections...

      The Matrix,
      Not a very good movie - the whole draw of the movie is based upon the eye-candy involved. This is hardly a new idea - this just happened to be the first movie to have a passable enough plot and spectacular enough SFX to pull it off.
      This one is an oddity, as it used the "classic Hollywood formula" and achieved success.

      Toy Story 1 + 2, Shrek
      Well, on the one hand you've got Pixar (an indie company - even though they've been bought out they still act as one), and on the other you've got a group that reacted directly to Pixar, using the same formula for success.

      Lord of the Rings,
      This movie was made based upon the drive of a single man, not the chaotic whims of the hollywood system.

      Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon,
      A foreign film, and so should not be included in a list of Hollywood's achievements.

      Spider-man,
      A so-so movie whose success can be attributed to the fact that it was made by a "cult" director out of an overly-popular comic book series. These two things together drew in so much hype, and such a large crowd, that its success was guaranteed as long as it wasn't completely fucked up.

      American Beauty, Being John Malkovich
      Two independant films. I don't care who the production companies are - these films were indy scripts that got a few big name actors hooked on them, and those actors' names helped get the funding from Hollywood.

      Fight Club, Traffic, Requiem For A Dream,
      I have to admit I have yet to see these films, so I will have to take your word for it on them...

      That leaves us with probably 4 or 5 out of 12 movies that are actually what I would consider "Hollywood movies". The rest are movies that had little to do with Hollywood other than distribution and, possibly, funding. Hardly a stellar track record.

      Don't forget how completely full of drek the early 90s were. The ratio of good-to-bad in studio films, IMHO, has improved.
      Oh, I don't know about that. Just off the top of my head, the following all came from the early 90's: Shawshank Redemption, The Fisher King, Scent of a Woman, Schindler's List, Pulp Fiction, Silence of the Lambs, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, Twelve Monkeys, Clerks, Goodfellas, The Usual Suspects, Far and Away, and Desperado.

      --The Rizz

      "When written in Chinese, the word crisis is composed of two characters--one represents danger and the other represents opportunity." --John F. Kennedy

    13. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's time for new blood.

      It can't be -- I haven't seen all _this_ season's slasher movies yet.

    14. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jaws 3D is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And I paid to see it at the theater.

  5. Not as bad as the RIAA... yet by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    At least Hollywood isn't trying to sue TV companies which simulcast on the web, unlike another group of people I could mention are doing with radio...

  6. How is this any different than VCRs? by funbobby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They said the same thing when VCRs came out, and that certainly wasn't the end of the movie industry.

    1. Re:How is this any different than VCRs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      VCRs hell! They said the same thing when TV came out. Why would anyone pay to see a movie when they could watch free TV at home?

      Apropos of nothing, that's why we now have widescreen movies. Wider aspect ratios than the old "academy" format which was pretty much identical to the TV aspect ratio, started to emerge in the 50s as a way to jazz up movies compared to television. That's when you had all this work going on to make the image bigger and the color better (because TV was black and white). Panavision, Vistavision, technicolor, etc.

      (I know not all of those were at the same time, and no doubt someone far more knowledgeable about cinema history than myself will blow me out of the water here. But clearly this guy needs to be on something for those panic attacks.)

    2. Re:How is this any different than VCRs? by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      What are you talking about? I have it from a very well-informed source that VCRs were to the movie industry, as the Boston Strangler was to the woman home alone!

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  7. If hollywood goes out of buisness by Jacer · · Score: 2

    The MPAA will most certinly follow, besides, indie films, generally speaking, are just as entertaining, if not more so than their big budget counter-parts If actors take a pay cut, not much, maybe just oh, ONE MILLION per picture, it wouldn't be such a big deal...

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    1. Re:If hollywood goes out of buisness by theRiallatar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just like to point out that most actors don't make anywhere near as much money as the big ticket names. While it's true that they do make a significant amount of money, a 200,000$ per film take isn't an excessive amount of money when you look at the cost of living for California.

    2. Re:If hollywood goes out of buisness by mudder · · Score: 1

      Ummm, $200,000/film IS that much when you look at the cost of living. My household income is in the upper third of the 5 figure range, and I live quite comfortably in Southern Califonia (In LA, not way out in some suburb either). Even if each actor only does 1 film a yesar, that's $200,000 a year which is well over twice what I'm living on. That will get you a very nice house, with plenty left over for fun.

    3. Re:If hollywood goes out of buisness by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Wow, fancy you. Living in California. I bet you have actors all around you. Waiting tables, working in video stores, washing dishes.

      Oh wait, I live in California. I've got actors surrounding me doing data entry. Luckily, I'm Mister Fancy Pants IT guy and make more then the actors.

      Most actors aren't making $200,000. They have day jobs and work on the side. You've got an obnoxious few who make money acting, but they're a minority.

    4. Re:If hollywood goes out of buisness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that is some actors may actually have to stop their drug/alcohol addictions to manage to live on their 'measely' (sp?) income. They may even need to stop blowing money in general. The horror!

    5. Re:If hollywood goes out of buisness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Financially, acting is like playing the lottery. A (very) few actors become multi-millionaires, but the vast majority find that their acting actually costs them money, and end up having to take other jobs. You often find them in sales, because anyone who isn't a trained actor finds it difficult to spout BS with a straight face.

  8. Interesting Quote in the end.. by cOdEgUru · · Score: 5, Funny

    George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."

    Its already over lad! George shot his own golden goose with Episode I. "Before its all over" reads to us fans like "before you suckers realize what tripe we are churning out each episode".

    Starwars is dead. Long live Starwars.

    1. Re:Interesting Quote in the end.. by Anenga · · Score: 2
      George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."
      It almost seems like he's saying "Better go to the movies and dump your home theatre, or (gasp) there might not be any Episode III!!"
    2. Re:Interesting Quote in the end.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It almost seems like he's saying "Better go to the movies and dump your home theatre, or (gasp) there might not be any Episode III!!"
      Oh, you're just wishing that there would be a way to stop Episode III from coming out.
    3. Re:Interesting Quote in the end.. by Eight+01 · · Score: 1

      The theater will only be sucessful as long as it offers a better experience than watching a movie at home. By choosing to shoot the Star Wars movies in digital video at a paltry 1280x1024 resolution, Lucas and Co. have cheapened the theater experience and made it less compelling when compared to watching a DVD at home.

      Just as cheap 35mm bump-ups diluted and eventually killed Cinerama's quality proposition, cheap digital video will kill the movie theater's quality proposition.

  9. Dead Box Office == Good fiction by Visoblast · · Score: 1

    And when the studios die, we'll finally get films with interesting and innovative plots and meaningful content. I can't wait!

    --
    "Luncheon meats make the sawdust in your stomach explode."
    • -- Crow T. Robot
  10. I dunno by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They always underestimate the social aspect. I like going to see movies with my friends,
    -- (uh oh, here come the "How dare you support the MPAA" loonies...) -- it's a social occasion. We can have a few beers, or a pizza, talk about the movie, throw some popcorn around, and generally have ourselves tidied up after by acned teenagers. It's a different experience from watching a DVD, no matter how good someones home cinema system is.

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    1. Re:I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you go to the theatre that you can get beer and pizza inside? Around here, they're liable to perform a body cavity search if they think you might me smuggling in an M&M.

    2. Re:I dunno by gowen · · Score: 1
      Where do you go to the theatre that you can get beer and pizza inside
      I meant outside and after, but with a little planning you can always pull the old switcheroo between a theatre sanctioned overpriced-cola-drink and your selected beer in the bathroom before going in. Theres also the bottle-of-malibu-down-the-trousers trick, but thats another story...
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    3. Re:I dunno by arkanes · · Score: 2

      I've been to a couple theaters where they serve beer. I think there's one in New York.

    4. Re:I dunno by gowen · · Score: 1

      Well in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theater and I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at McDonald's. Also, you know what they call a "Quarter Pounder with Cheese" in Paris? ...

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    5. Re:I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez, you never heard of a Brew and View? They have them in college towns, all the college kids go and drink and watch a movie.

    6. Re:I dunno by galaxy300 · · Score: 1

      Where?! Do you realize how much business they could drum up just by advertising that fact? I remember going to Europe and one of the highlights of the trip was getting to have a beer while I watched a movie in the theater. I'm still wondering when the US is going to be as progressive...

    7. Re:I dunno by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      You can get beer at any McMenamins Theater in Portland, OR. Or Laurelhurst Theater, also in Portland OR. Nothing like paying $2 bucks to see a movie and get to drink beer and eat pizza while watching! Ha ha, portland rules (to bad Oregon's economy sucks right now).

    8. Re:I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might have something to do with drunkards trashing the theatres.

    9. Re:I dunno by noquarter83 · · Score: 1

      I agree, the social experience is my favorite part of going out to the movies.

      Thats why I'm happy about the current theatre situation here (Calgary). Sure, there's lots of big, expensive $13-a-ticket theatres with stadium seating and built-in Taco Bells. But a major chain (Cineplex Odeon) ran into some financial difficulty, and shut down a few theatres near my house. An independent businessman bought one, and turned it into a second-run theatre (so after the movie gets out of the big theatres, but before it hits video). $4 Canadian a ticket! $2 for a matinee or a Tuesday night! Plus, they tuned down the price of popcorn and soda.

      Sure, the sound and screen aren't as good as the big theatres, but for a lot of movies (especially comedies, and things that dont' feature a lot of special effects) thats not really a big deal. And I still get the social experience of being out with friends (just getting out the house is worth the $4 to me).

      Bless you independent second-run theatres. Bless you.

    10. Re:I dunno by schon · · Score: 1

      We can have a few beers, or a pizza, talk about the movie, throw some popcorn around

      Ahh, so you're the guy that pisses eveyone off! :o)

    11. Re:I dunno by rprycem · · Score: 1

      Royal with Cheese. I know I have eaten one. Kept the receipt as one of my favorite souvenirs from when I was in Paris. All because of a movie too. hehehe

  11. Silly Me by futuresheep · · Score: 4, Funny
    I was under the impression that it was the Video Tape that would kill the Box Office. ;-)

    Unless you have money to burn, nothing beats seeing a movie in the theater. Now if they'd just start putting real butter back on the popcorn...

    1. Re:Silly Me by Skiboo · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that it was the Video Tape that would kill the Box Office

      No, it was the radio star that was killed by video tape...

    2. Re:Silly Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Video killed the radio star??

    3. Re:Silly Me by Tim12s · · Score: 1

      Their entire argument that they _need_ to exist off box office sales is crazy because it assumes they cant increase the pricing of the dvds.

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      I've got a colleague at work who is adamant that he'll never watch another movie at a theater as he always buys the DVDs.

      Now, this will hit the various producers box office sales if say, 10% of their box office customers turn away to DVDs... sure.... but to think that they arnt making money off the DVDs is ludicrous.

      Realise that the successfull movies cover their costs by the box office sales. There is no reason why they cant increase the price of the DVDs they distribute if they arnt making as many movie sales. Realise that those people that arnt buying movie tickets ARE buying DVDs, so the studios get their money anyway. Those sales are currently the candyfloss of the movie industry.

      His argument is flawed but MIGHT account for the closue of a number of box office cinemas but this is possibly fine aslong as more people are employed supporting the prodution of DVDs and related equipment than the jobs lost by the closure of 5-10% of the theatres.

      -Tim

    4. Re:Silly Me by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 2

      "I was under the impression that it was the Video Tape that would kill the Box Office."

      Not quite. Video Killed the Radio Star.

      (-1 Lame Joke)

      Steve

  12. More complaints by grid+geek · · Score: 5, Insightful
    DVD piracy and movie "sharing" groups will only speed up the cycle, and that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years."

    Don't they always say this? Wasn't it said about videos, CD Video, cable? Who produces the DVD's? OK, so if people stop going to theatres then thats a revenue stream down but more income from DVD rentals, sales, airlines, pay per view, airlines ....

    I really wish they'd just see that technology opens up new revenue streams faster than it closes them down.

    1. Re:More complaints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so if people stop going to theatres then thats a revenue stream down but more income from DVD rentals, sales, airlines, pay per view, airlines ....


      That read like a subliminal message. I hope you're not trying to subsidize the airlines through DVD sales!

    2. Re:More complaints by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Just becuase they always say this does not mean that it could not be true, quote from Steve Case,

      "What I've figured out is that I can predict the future, I just can't predict when."

      Just becuase a particular technology has not kicked something off the pedestal does not mean something will. If you take a look at DVD's, they are really cheap to buy, they don't take up much space, and they are easy to reproduce. A person can have their own DVD burning operation for $10,000. I don't think anything before has quite reached that potential of reproduction, and it also has high quality. All the parts are there, it is just a question if this will be the technology to do it.

      Given all the positives of DVDs and all the negatives of Theaters I believe that it is a realistic view. Does this mean all theaters will disappear, no, just like the movies did not kill live theater. But I can think of 3 of theaters in my area closing with about 20 theaters total in the area, I do believe it is a hurting industry.

  13. Naturally... by DickPhallus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It doesn't matter to me. If I go to see the movie at the cinema on cheap night, it's 5-7 bucks. If I wait 5 months to rent it and watch it on my 20 year old TV and VCR, it's still 5-6 bucks... so why would I wait? I wouldn't.

    Sure, the chump with $20,000 home theatre could wait, but obviously, money isn't a big factor in his decision.

    Personally, I enjoy a night at the movies, but I also enjoy snuggling up at home to a movie with the girlfriend... I think both will be around for a while, personally.

    I'm sure someone said similar things when VHS was introduced.

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    1. Re:Naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you have TWO girlfriends? And you read slashdot?

    2. Re:Naturally... by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have a $100 stereo hooked to the DVD player. It includes surround sound speakers...

      I have a 27" TV (hand me down, about 10-12 years old).

      I MUCH prefer this theatre to the one in Maumee, OH which would set me back about $9.00/ea ticket.

      My couch is FAR more comfortable than the theatre chairs, I don't get a nose bleed from the stadium seating, and I don't have to listen to the asshole teenagers blabbing the whole time (then who tell someone 10 years older than them to STFU, on a side note: When I was 12 I wouldn't THINK of talking to a 21+ year old, nevermind talking back to them)

      Again, 2.99/ea or $6.00/three DVDs rental. $9.00/ea (18.00/total) for movies.

      Too easy.

    3. Re:Naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      snuggling up at home to a movie with the girlfriend


      girlfriend? Dude, I think you're on the wrong site.
    4. Re:Naturally... by shoemakc · · Score: 3, Informative

      It doesn't matter to me. If I go to see the movie at the cinema on cheap night, it's 5-7 bucks. If I wait 5 months to rent it and watch it on my 20 year old TV and VCR, it's still 5-6 bucks...

      You're either very much out of touch with what things cost, or more likely just bending the numbers to support your point of view.

      Rentals cost 3.99 for new releases in blockbuster. In addition two, three or twenty people watching that same movie still cost $3.99. Compare this to any first run theater which is $8.50 minimum...per person.

      One can throw together a very reasonable home theater system for under a grand. You invite who you want, decide when the movie starts, and most improtantly decide how LOUD the movie is.

      It's really quite a thing to watch a movie in a nice home theater system with comfy seating and the volume cranked...I can assure you. And then of course there's the most important reason for having a home theater: Beer.

      -Chris

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    5. Re:Naturally... by truenoir · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd say that a home theater to rival a standard theater would be more like $600-1000 nowdays, but even then it would certainly take a decent amount of movies to negate the cost of staying home...but...your math doesn't account for one thing:

      Other people can watch for that $5-6 when you rent the movie. Heck, after $6-7 for a ticket plus a few bucks for snacks, I'm at least halfway to buying a DVD (not counting $10 ones). However, if I get a DVD, my roommates and friends can also watch for no extra cash. At a theater they all have to pony up $6 too.

      If everyone goes out and rents or buys a movie with the cash they would have spent at the theater, a whole circle of friends can see several movies for the same cost that they could go see one or two movies in the theater for.

    6. Re:Naturally... by mrmaster · · Score: 1
      Personally, I enjoy a night at the movies, but I also enjoy snuggling up at home to a movie with the girlfriend... I think both will be around for a while, personally.
      Are you talking about the girlfriend and theaters or theaters and home entertainment systems?
    7. Re:Naturally... by Tack · · Score: 2
      You're either very much out of touch with what things cost, or more likely just bending the numbers to support your point of view.

      His figures aren't that off. It depends where you live. I live in a small city in Canada. On cheap night, the cost of a movie is $7.00. If I go to Rogers or Blockbuster and rent a new release on DVD, I am paying about $5.50. That difference isn't enough to stop me from going to the movies on price alone.

      Agreeing with a point another poster made, I go to the movies for the impressively large screen. That, and also the Moosetracks icecream. :D

      Jason.

    8. Re:Naturally... by Tack · · Score: 1
      Sorry, here is some data to back up my rental prices:
      • At Roger's, I am paying $5.20 for a new release on DVD, which after tax (15% in Ontario) is $5.98. Hmm, that seems a bit higher than I thought (I thought it was closer to $5.50), so maybe we only pay the 7% GST. I could be wrong. Either way, it's not less than $5.50.
      • Sorry, I'm not able to find prices on BlockBuster's website. It's not much different than Roger's though.

      Jason.

    9. Re:Naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A carefully crafted troll, but you've given yourself away.
      Everyone knows slashdotters don't have girlfriends.

    10. Re:Naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because when you were 12 the 21 year olds had no qualms about giving you a kick to the head if you tried it?

    11. Re:Naturally... by BryanL · · Score: 1

      While I don't believe the FUD from Callum, there is a difference between my 5-6 bucks spent in the theaters and my bucks spent at Blockbuster. Blockbuster pockets much more of that money spent than does my local theater. The studios pocket most of the money spent in the theater. Having said that, I do not forsee a time when people stop going to the theater to see a movie.

    12. Re:Naturally... by theCoder · · Score: 2

      Wow... I must be really "out of touch" where I am. I can see first run movies at (IMO) a fairly nice, new theater for $5/person (matinee or student discount, I think it's $7 for evenings regular). Or, if I can wait, I can see it a couple months later at the dollar theater for only $1. An honest to God, actual dollar theater. As a friend of mine said, that's the cheapest you'll ever see that movie (unless it's on TV, but they usually bastardize it there anyway). I've been going to a lot more movies ever since I found that place. I don't know how they stay in business, but it sure is nice seeing movies so cheap. And the best part about the dollar theater is that almost no one goes thre, so sometimes you have the whole theater almost entirely to yourself. I guess good things do come to those who wait.

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    13. Re:Naturally... by shoemakc · · Score: 2


      A- I'm talking American dollars.
      B- I'm talking about first run theaters, not second run bargin places. Not that there's anything wrong with them...If you have one localy I envy you...ours closed down a few years ago.

      I'd imagine that with first run theaters, in CDN dollars, the price of a movie is closer to $11~12 or so.

      -Chris

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    14. Re:Naturally... by Tack · · Score: 1
      A - Canadian or American dollars is irrelevant. The ratio is the same. Presumably the difference we are seeing is strictly cost-of-living related.

      B - Galaxy Cinemas is a first-run theater. Our particular complex is brand new, and the sound and picture quality, screen size, and seating arrangements (stadium style) are all first rate. Anyway, $7 is on weekdays or matinees. Fri-Sun the price is $9.50, but I don't often go those days anymore. So, for my viewing habits, the theatre vs. DVD difference is $6.99 vs. $5.50.

      Jason.

    15. Re:Naturally... by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      But remember, these dumb kids will be the ones that your kids can grow up and hunt :)

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    16. Re:Naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick, who's the chump - the person with a $20,000 car or a $20,000 home theatre system?

      BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!

      Wrong, bitch!

      I'm sure someone said similar things while your mommy was being raped repeatedly.

    17. Re:Naturally... by darkgreen · · Score: 1

      "Are you talking about the girlfriend and theaters or theaters and home entertainment systems?"

      Well, you could say that girlfriends are home entertainment systems. :)

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    18. Re:Naturally... by DickPhallus · · Score: 2

      Nope, blockbuster in Canada, last time I rented a movie it was at least 5 bucks... I think it came to 5.47 iirc... the movie theatre that is closest to my house is 6.50 normally. And it's not that ghetto... sure it's not stadium seating, but that's why it's only 6.50 to get in.

      Did I twist the numbers? Hell yeah, this is slashdot!

      Rudeness doesn't seem to be as big a problem here... not that it doesn't exist... but not that big of a problem.

      Granted my point was just that this isn't the death knell for cinemas that the article makes it up to be.

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  14. Isn't this trying to... by tkrotchko · · Score: 2

    set up the atmosphere in the media and congress to justify more draconian copy protection?

    Our government's knee jerks visibly every time the record and movie industry announces some new threat to their livlihood.

    They seem somewhat less concerned with me, but then, I never contribute to political campaigns.

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    1. Re:Isn't this trying to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess that Hollywood (et. al.) is sinking more money than we can fathom in the pockets of those loveable politicians we watch on C-Span. I admit; were I in shoes that expensive, I'd be concerned about where my next bri...er, paycheck came from, too.

  15. Excuse Me While I Weep - NOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awww, the poor movie people. Going to have to find something else to keep them in cocaine and BMWs.

  16. movie theaters suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    because people have completely forgotten how to behave in a theater. I can't count the number of times I've had a movie ruined by inconsiderate dolts talking, or ANSWERING THEIR CELLPHONES and having an entire conversaion during the movie. Except for major blockbusters, I wait until I can rent it on DVD.

    1. Re:movie theaters suck... by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, I've never been in a theater where someone was talking on their cellphone. I'm starting to wonder if this situation is just an urban myth... by the way, I'm posting this from a tub full of ice.

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    2. Re:movie theaters suck... by joshsisk · · Score: 1, Informative

      I've been in many where people get on their phones as soon as the credits roll... And have heard a cellphone ring in a theater before.

    3. Re:movie theaters suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      You know, if the Washington sniper would shoot only people who are rude in movie theaters, I don't think anyone would be interested in stopping him.

    4. Re:movie theaters suck... by susano_otter · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm posting this from a tub full of ice.

      It's good to hear that losing a kidney doesn't mean I can't participate in Slashdot discussions.

      But the cell phone thing is not a myth. It happens to me all the time. You are a very lucky person (except for the whole kidney thing, of course).

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    5. Re:movie theaters suck... by Saige · · Score: 5, Funny

      I saw the first LOTR twice in the theatres. The first time, it was a great crowd, quiet, no distractions, so much fun.

      The second time, three different cell phones rang during the movie, and two of the people even had converstations! If the one guy who was in the row in front of me was only a couple seats closer to me, I would have reached down and turned off his phone for him. Perhaps even with the power button instead of throwing it against the wall.

      It's not an urban legend - they're not common, but it happens.

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    6. Re:movie theaters suck... by kiwimate · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have to be honest and admit I never have, either. But I've been in plenty where someone's cellphone has rung and they've walked out of the theater with it ringing all the time. Hey guys, here's a hint -- if you're that vital that you have to keep it on, you surely have enough clout to demand one that can be set to vibrate!

      My main beef is being in a movie theater where a group of kids are there -- not the eight year olds, more often the 15-18 year old -- and chattering away. I wonder why the heck they bothered to pay to come to the movie in the first place if they're not going to pay attention?

      I once was in a theater where a whole row of school kids was sitting and goofing around, with the guys trying to impress the girls, and generally being a nuisance. Apparently someone finally got sufficiently irritated to complain, because the theater manager came in, stood at the end of the row, and told them all to get out. A couple of them started whining that they'd paid good money and he couldn't throw them out, and his only reaction was that it was his theater and he could do as he pleased, and if they wanted to bitch to him about it then they could do it outside, but they weren't staying in his theater one more minute.

      He got a round of applause from the rest of the audience as the whole row of kids got up and filed out.

    7. Re:movie theaters suck... by Johnathon+Walls · · Score: 1

      That's not as bad as what happened at my second viewing.

      Someone decided to bring in a laser pointer, and shine it up at the screen every 3 minutes or so. Because it was a theater of 500+ people, we couldn't tell who it was.

      It kept catching your eye, and annoying the living bejesus out of me.

    8. Re:movie theaters suck... by jasonisgodzilla · · Score: 0

      Being 6'5" and 255 pounds, usually telling them to stfu and get off the cell phone before I bury it in their skull persuades people to turn off their phones. And they say violence never solves anything.

    9. Re:movie theaters suck... by Clock+Nova · · Score: 1

      You know, if you complain to the management, they will do something about it. Even if they have to stop the movie and find the person. What's more, this usually results in anyone who asks for it getting a refund.

      FYI

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    10. Re:movie theaters suck... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      You were there when I saw "Signs"? Sounds like it.

      I knew it was trouble when a bunch of damn kids came LEAPING in just as the movie started. The usher marched them out, then led them BACK IN! At least he stood there and made them behave. And told another asshole to turn off his phone.

      The last non-kid movie I saw at a theater was "Planet of the Apes". Wonder why...

    11. Re:movie theaters suck... by BoredStupid · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, how difficult would it be to block (or at least severely weaken) cell phone reception in a theater? Idiots on cell phones seem to me a good use of that overpriced crap at the concession stand, assuming you have good aim of course.

    12. Re:movie theaters suck... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      And they say violence never solves anything.

      Wimps say that because they are, well, wimps.

    13. Re:movie theaters suck... by AuMatar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Re you kidding? Losing a brain doesn't prevent you from participating in Slashdot discussions.

      Hell, it actually helps!

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    14. Re:movie theaters suck... by CreamsicleSeventeen · · Score: 1

      LOL

    15. Re:movie theaters suck... by susano_otter · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      No kidding. At home, my girlfriend and I sometimes jokingly refer to doing something stupid as "posting on Slashdot"; e.g., "I'm sorry I missed the trash pickup again, honey--I must have been posting on Slashdot."

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    16. Re:movie theaters suck... by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      it would be funny if it wasn't so unfunny.

      Maybe they should be rounded up and ... (fill in the ghastly blanks)

      Anyway, people who are rude in movie theatres should get kicked out by management. If they aren't, then don't go to that theatre anymore. If you don't have class, others won't either.

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    17. Re:movie theaters suck... by Trogre · · Score: 2

      I propose that all future movie theatres are constructed inside a Faraday cage.

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    18. Re:movie theaters suck... by statusbar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A few sound designers for live theatre that I know would play back a sample of a cell phone ringing over the P.A. System, 15 minutes before curtain. It helps trigger people to remember to shut off their OWN cell phone. And it works, too.

      --jeff++

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    19. Re:movie theaters suck... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2

      I believe you can get special boxes that jam mobile phone signals, preventing them from going off (or making calls). Some high class restaurants use them in London I think, it amazes me they aren't practically mandantory for cinemas these days.

    20. Re:movie theaters suck... by DevNull+Ogre · · Score: 1

      Right on. (I'm 6'4", 300 pounds). Of course, all I had to do was tell the guy to, "turn that thing off, or leave." There was no threat of violence. (Well, maybe it was implied--my wife seemed to think so. I thought I was being pretty polite, though.)

    21. Re:movie theaters suck... by fenix+down · · Score: 1
      I wonder why the heck they bothered to pay to come to the movie in the first place if they're not going to pay attention?

      Well, step one, they probably didn't pay. I mean, 90% of the theater's run by their friends, what do you think is gonna happen? Actually, a lot of theaters let people who work there get in free with maybe a few friends. They hope that'll cut down a little on people sneaking in. I'm actually suprised there was a manager there to do anything. The theater I worked at shared a manager with 3 other theaters in the area, and I think I saw him at ours maybe twice over the 3 months I was there.

      Anyway, I'm loud at movies, but only when I'm making fun of the movie. I rationalize it by figuring I only do it when the movie sucks, so I'm not taking away anybody's entertainment or anything. Tell me it's not an improvemnent to hear me and my friends singing "Dork, yes I'm a dork, a super SUPER dork! Dorka dork! Yeah!" In the back row instead of hearing Peter Parker's monologue in Spiderman. And if you can, tell that to the people in the front row who kept doing a falsetto "Shut up, Peter", "Peter, you're a dumbass", "Shut yer damn mouth" every time they cut to MJ. And while you're up there, tell them we already did that joke for Space Cowboys.

    22. Re:movie theaters suck... by hansroy · · Score: 1

      Where do you live, Montana or Texas?

    23. Re:movie theaters suck... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

      Well, what I wonder is why people are so incredibly inconsiderate that we need to use a special device to prevent them from making cell phone calls, rather than just telling them at the beginning of the movie to turn off their phones. Of course, at the root of the problem is parents who never taught their children to respect other people -- it's a problem that will take generations to solve.

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    24. Re:movie theaters suck... by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      If you're loud at movies (shown in theaters, not at home), you deserve to be used as a test subject for nonlethal weapons like Mace. This should be obvious even to you, but your idea of a stupid movie will not coincide with what a great number of other people think. My movie watching strategy involves going to very sparsely populated showings, which minimizes the chances of some jerk like you singing uncreative al-lib lyrics during an important part of certain movies.

    25. Re:movie theaters suck... by anethema · · Score: 1

      You know, hes right. I am in Canada (and maybe that makes a difference) and I've been going to movies for a long time. Ive ever maybe only heard one pager or cell phone go off, and NEVER heard someone answer it and talk. Ive never been disturbed by a baby (i would get up and throw the couple out myself if I did.) There have been distrubances of course, people talking, 12 year old kids doing stupid loud things, etc. But none of this mightmare I read about on /.

      Then again, I take just about everything I read on /. with a grain of salt..or a quarry.

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    26. Re:movie theaters suck... by jsse · · Score: 1

      The second time, three different cell phones rang during the movie, and two of the people even had converstations!

      Last time I ran into such guy and I throw my half-full soda onto his head. I wouldn't mind having to confront him as I'm black belt in judo, but it's odd that nobody around me pointed me out no matter how mad that dude was. Obviously it's was me who won the heart of the majority not him. :)

    27. Re:movie theaters suck... by ghjm · · Score: 2

      Have you ever been a parent? It's incrediby difficult to unteach a kid what the schools, peer groups and other adults are teaching them. The problem is not that parents have suddenly become irresponsible, it's that society at large has ceased to accept the presence of children. Two generations ago, a child who misbehaved in public would be snapped back into line by any competent adult who witnessed the scene. Today, children do not get this feedback - so their parents seem totally out-of-step with the rest of their experience. Partly this is due to fear of legal action, partly it's because we don't know our neighbors any more, and partly it's because social courtesy has been declining in perceived importance since the end of the nineteenth century. Parents may share some of the blame, but they have been set up with a nearly impossible task.

      That having been said, I have had many movies ruined by people talking loudly to each other, talking on cellphones, making loud comments about the action on-screen, etc. That's why I don't go to movies very often any more. How you can spin that to somehow be DVD's fault is beyond me.

      -Graham

    28. Re:movie theaters suck... by e40 · · Score: 2

      I was once in a really small theatre, and a guy got a cell phone call. Lots of us groused. Then, about 5 minutes later he got another one. This time, more people complained. You know what he did? He stood up a said "fuck all y'all" really loudly.

      It's not a myth.

    29. Re:movie theaters suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I ran into such guy and I throw my half-full soda onto his head. I wouldn't mind having to confront him as I'm black belt in judo, but it's odd that nobody around me pointed me out no matter how mad that dude was. Obviously it's was me who won the heart of the majority not him. :)

      Wow. Thanks for pointing out how Judo teaches you nothing about self dicipline. Who's your teacher, Tiger Shulman? Learn a real martial art, or at least learn from a instructor/master that cares about instilling values in his/her students.

      Your so-called black belt is most certainly undeserved. And you bragging about it (in a geek site, no less) just proves my point.

    30. Re:movie theaters suck... by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
      There are all sorts of devices available to do this:

      http://www.thinkmobile.com/Phones/Cell/Article/00/ 01/45/

      My understanding is that they're illegal in the United States.

      I've actually been in a theater where the guy not only got a call, but sat in his seat talking on the phone for over two minutes before people actually started yelling at him.

      I was also watching the release of Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" in a theater last year with a guy who had a colickly baby screaming throughout the first half-hour of the movie. He was kind enough to take the baby out right before he was lynched.

      But then again, I live in Los Angeles. YMMV.

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    31. Re:movie theaters suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to see LOTR at a theatre and the guy behind me answered his phone TWICE. This so annoyed the man in the row in front of me, they ended up rowing in the aisle and then leaving to "sort it out".

    32. Re:movie theaters suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of stupid, take a look at the moderation your comment got. It should have been at least +1 Funny. Whoever moderated your comment apparently had his (its?) sense of humor surgically removed beforehand.

    33. Re:movie theaters suck... by andynms · · Score: 1

      Not an urban myth. Twice recently, the person sitting next to me has answered their cell phone during a movie. (First was Powerpuff Girls, second was Spirited Away.)

    34. Re:movie theaters suck... by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should stop going to movies with that person. :P

    35. Re:movie theaters suck... by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been a parent? It's incrediby difficult to unteach a kid what the schools, peer groups and other adults are teaching them. The problem is not that parents have suddenly become irresponsible, it's that society at large has ceased to accept the presence of children. Two generations ago, a child who misbehaved in public would be snapped back into line by any competent adult who witnessed the scene. Today, children do not get this feedback - so their parents seem totally out-of-step with the rest of their experience. Partly this is due to fear of legal action, partly it's because we don't know our neighbors any more, and partly it's because social courtesy has been declining in perceived importance since the end of the nineteenth century. Parents may share some of the blame, but they have been set up with a nearly impossible task.

      This is a bunch of crap. For the most part, adults now fear talking to children in ANY public situation in the USA for fear of invoking the wrath of the parents in terms of lawsuits. Discipline is pretty much limited to store owners politely telling kids to stop stealing and the police, who are exempt from liability. People have been sued for telling kids to get off their lawn or to stop destroying their property. God forbid you actually TOUCH someone else's child.

      And for the most part, the parents are just as rude and inconsiderate as their children (How many of these people talking on cellphones are ADULTS?) and don't bother to teach their kids any basic courtesy.

  17. Sure it will....i believe you..suuuure by thesupermikey · · Score: 1

    This makes about as much since as p2p will kill the music industry. I think DVD can only help the small guys get films into the main stream. Artisan Entertainment has done a great job bringing indepented films to the mass market

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    1. Re:Sure it will....i believe you..suuuure by josepha48 · · Score: 2
      Yes and cd's will stop people from going to concerts right???

      I think that some people will stop going to movies, but not all. Personally I think that most movies coming out today are not worth the $8.75 that they charge at the movie theater per person out here in CA. I think that is what would act as a stopper to the movies. Hmm lets see $40 to go to the movie for 4 and then $20 to $30 more on popcorn and sodas or a bottle of soda for $2 + $3.50 for the dvd rental + $2 more for the popcorn.

      Personally that and the fact that many movies that come out today are not that great is what makes me rent the dvd's.

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  18. Right... by Zeebs · · Score: 0

    Star Wars Producer Says Box Office is Doomed
    Only the force can save it now?

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  19. They said the same about home video in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    VHS/Beta were supposed to be the downfall of theaters because people would be able to watch movies at home. This guy is saying the same thing. Personally, I think there will be a market for theaters until someone invents a home system that has a 40' (or whatever size the movie screens are) screen, overpriced popcorn and other people in the room to cheer/boo/talk loudly throughout the film. Movies are a technological (big screen, obscenely expensive sound system, etc.) and social (crowds, etc) event.

    1. Re:They said the same about home video in the 80s by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      80s?

      They said the same about TV in the 40s.

      If only there was some kind of law to force us to pay 12$ a seat to see the next craptastic Austin Powers flick.

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  20. Yaaahh! by GooberToo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Then, once they go out of business, perhaps people that are interested in making good movies rather than huge incomes will start making movies.

    And oh, here's a thought...who forces them to release a DVD in 6mo's??? Seems like they could delay the release of alternate distributions indefinately. Don't think so? Go ask Disney. They did it for a VERY long time.

    If it's such a risk...release alternate media 1 or 2 years after the movie comes out.

    Wow. That was hard to think of wasn't it. Perhaps if he stopped thinking about his next big rip-off-money-making-flick, such an obvious concept would be obvious to him too.

    What was his point again...

    1. Re:Yaaahh! by bbowman0 · · Score: 1

      It would be good to have a redesign of the entertainment industry. Our society puts way too much importance on entertainment. It doesn't seem right that entertainers get paids millions while the people (like engineers, etc.) who really work for their living every day (and studied their asses off) get paid peanuts. Bring 'em down to where they belong!

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    2. Re:Yaaahh! by mjgamble · · Score: 1

      The thing is, if you release it six months after the theatrical release, you can capitalize on the marketing bucks you've already spent.

      If you release it in the springtime, as Lucas did, you can bet you'll have finished getting the theatrical revenues by the time the DVD is released in the winter time, coincidentally right around the holiday shopping season. So the alternate distribution and all the merchandising has a second run at revenues, all in the same year.

      There's always that time value of money, too. Get as many bucks as soon as you can, because their value declines the farther out you push them.

    3. Re:Yaaahh! by imr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In my country, a law was passed to forbid movies to go into the vcr channel before one year, except for movies that were big flops and were out of the screens very fast (they had 6 months IIRC).
      Well the movie major pushed a lot to have it changed, and in order to do so they kinda bought all indepedant theaters. Now it's 6 and 3 months.
      So, now I hear this coming from people who are against regulations in their turfs! Jokers.

    4. Re:Yaaahh! by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Except then they'd be complaining that they don't make any money off of rentals. Almost ALL movies break even these days off of rentals, not off the initial box office take.
      This is just a have your cake and eat it too type of situation. There's tonnes of our money already floating around the studios, they just want MORE if not ALL of our money, and anything short of that is 'barely surviving'.

      If you notice, the article is actually implying that George Lucas may very well go broke making SW3...What freaking ever...their real bitch is that they're not 'as rich as Billy G.' and thus must be poor ehh?

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    5. Re:Yaaahh! by gallen1234 · · Score: 1

      On the gripping hand, they often make more money off the DVD release anyway. Perhaps what we're really seeing is a transition to a market where the theatrical release is a loss leader for the home version.

    6. Re:Yaaahh! by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Before they start delaying DVD releases, they need to start making better movies again instead of simply trying to feed you the next big catchphrase to utter around the water cooler.

      Cause lets face it .. how many of the folks that bought Austin Powers 2 on DVD would have bought it had they had to wait another year or two? Nobody gives a shit about most of these movies once they've faded from the pop culture venacular; a process that only takes 4 or 5 months after the movies runs in theatres.

      Entertainment today is more expoitive than it ever has been. They ploy on your material and cultural associations, but rarely have anything to say that is applicable beyond the cultural microsecond in which they are released and promoted.

      In fact, this is part of a bigger problem in the whole 'Business at the speed of light' goal we got caught up in .. the faster you get into the cultural conciouness (with exploitive or cheap advertising), the faster you fall out of it. The feedback loop between the producer and the consumer *can* get too tight, and the movie industry as it stands today is a very good example of this. Watch for the pendulum to start going the other way; hopefully with a neo-Hollywood instead of the one we're stuck with today.

      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    7. Re:Yaaahh! by micromoog · · Score: 2
      It doesn't seem right that entertainers get paids millions while the people (like engineers, etc.) who really work for their living every day (and studied their asses off) get paid peanuts.

      The "regular people" are replaceable. The entertainers are not.

    8. Re:Yaaahh! by slugo3 · · Score: 1

      Exactly
      Ive felt that in the past 10 years or so most of the huge budgets for movies must go to advertising because the movies themselves suck ass

  21. How so? by verch · · Score: 2

    If I go see a movie at the theater it costs me about $10. If I buy the DVD it costs me about $20-$30. How is me buying the DVD instead of going to the theater worse for the movie studio?

    1. Re:How so? by afidel · · Score: 2

      Take a wife and a kid, hmm $20+ for tickets and more if you buy the rediculously priced snacks. Do that a couple times with a Disney film and you've bought the DVD and the DVD player!

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
    2. Re:How so? by RatBastard · · Score: 2

      When you buy the DVD rather than go to the theatre, you are not supporting the theatre (you filthy pirate!). Thatre's make their money on ticket sales (which they share with the studio) and snack sales (which they don't share with anyone). While that $20.00 Episode One DVD might have put a few extra bucks into George Lucas' fat, swollen, wallet, it put nothing into the wallet of the guy running the local movie house.

      --
      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    3. Re:How so? by verch · · Score: 2

      The blurb with the story (and I admit I didnt read the actual story, but this is slashdot, so thats ok) says the exec claims DVDs will ruin the MOVIE INDUSTRY. My point is that buying a DVD still gets the studio plenty of money. Maybe they hurt theaters, but I don't see the industry as a whole in trouble from this. Frankly, I think its all crap. Phonographs didn't destroy the concert industry. VCRs didn't kill movies. Tivo didn't kill broadcast TV. Video killed the radio star, but who cars about that?

  22. d00d... by ajuda · · Score: 1

    They said the exact same thing about VHS

    1. Re:d00d... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And VHS DID hit them pretty hard.

      Then came improved video and audio-quality and that made it more compelling for people to visit the theatre again.

  23. imagine a beowolf ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    imagine a beowolf cluster of natali.... ahh fsck it

  24. good by natefanaro · · Score: 1

    let the movie co's go out of business. Maybe we'll all be able to see better independant films that don't have adam sandler or anything resembling that drunken master movie. not to mention chick flicks

    1. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and what was wrong with drunken master?

  25. Read the article! by mdechene · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It looks like he says these are good trends:

    "Filmmakers love it because it more closely resembles the film made," he says.

    All he really states is that the Box Office gross doesn't mean what it used to and more directors are "relying on DVD sales".

    This would be redundant, but it doesn't look like the previous posters actually read it.....

    --

    Karma: Not Particularly Funny.
  26. How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember reading an article a few months ago that said that last years movie attendance was the highest since the 40's or 50's. It also said that there were more movies that grossed over 100million than any other year in history.

    So how can the movie industry be declining if attendance is up and they are breaking sales records?

    1. Re:How can this be? by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      More people alive = more attendace, broken sales records

      But you could also make the case for more disposable income, I guess.

    2. Re:How can this be? by schon · · Score: 2

      how can the movie industry be declining if attendance is up and they are breaking sales records?

      Simple..

      Paramount Pictures Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of Paramount Studios Inc.) makes a movie, which comes in exactly on budget at $40M

      Paramount Pictures Inc. then wants people to see it, so they get their marketing company, Paramount Marketing Inc. (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Paramount Studios Inc.) to do the marketing.

      Paramount Marketing Inc. (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Paramount Studios Inc.) charges Paramount Pictures Inc. the tidy sum of $300M to market the movie.

      The movie is a blockbuster, and nets (not grosses) $90M for Paramount Pictures Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of Paramount Studios Inc.) in it's first weekend.. but after that it only nets an average of $20M per week, and it stays in theatres for two months.

      So, after it's theater run, the movie has earned a total of $250M, but Paramount Pictures Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of Paramount Studios Inc.) is in the hole by $150M.

      So the only thing that can save Paramount Pictures Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of Paramount Studios Inc.) is a large infusion of cash from their parent company, Paramount Studios Inc.

      Anyone who knows anything about money will tell you that the parent company can't continute to pump money into a money-losing venture indefinitely... if they keep having to do it, they'll have to shut Paramount Picutures Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of Paramount Studios Inc.) down!

  27. More like he's compensating.. by joshua404 · · Score: 2

    For the utterly uninspired, drab, poorly acted drivel that he and Lucas have draped the Star Wars banner over in order to make more money..

  28. Futurists. Psssshhhh..... by Downtym · · Score: 1

    Didn't they say this about Betamax? VHS? Laserdisc? Personal Computers? Laptops? Etc., etc., etc.? I'll believe it when I hear Hollywood fall into the Pacific Ocean.

  29. Its Deja Vu all over again by m11533 · · Score: 1

    This is what the movie industry ALWAYS says.

    When TV was launched, the movie industry cried that it would be the end of movies and it wasn't.

    When color TV was launched, the movie industry cried that it would be the end of movies, and it wasn't.

    When the VCR was launched, the movie industry cried that it would be the end of movies, and it wasn't.

    And when DVD was launched, the movie industry cried that it would be the end of movies, and....

    1. Re:Its Deja Vu all over again by tbaggy · · Score: 1

      What about TV (Color) + DVD + home food + your couch all in one place. The combination of these things has finally caught up to them.

      Either they make movies cheaper/better, or risk losing box office profits to DVDs.

      Personally, I wait for the DVD to come out, then wait a little more until its 8.99 at Walmart..then buy it. Screw em, I'm NOT paying $9 at the box office..sorry, they priced themselves out of my life. I shouldn't have to pay for it, literally...and because this is America, I don't have to..yipee.

  30. DVD != VHS but so.. by fruey · · Score: 2
    It is true that Home Cinema fuelled by DVD is better than VHS, and that more of the moviegoing market have the means to buy the hardware.

    However, the cinema as an experience is still different, no matter what. I think they need to look at how much it costs for theaters to rent the celluloid versions to work out where it's going wrong. Cinema places are too expensive, popcorn etc is too expensive and poor quality, and a lot of this is because theaters can't make money on all the duff crap that comes out of Hollywood these days.

    Therefore, several things need to be taken into account:

    • Better theater pricing and user-friendliness of theaters
    • Better, fairer movie distribution to independent cinemas
    • Less movies per year, with emphasis on quality not quantity
    • Taxing high movie star salaries - they are the only stars that have little overhead on what they earn. Pop stars get screwed by record companies, TV stars have nasty contracts binding them, but movie stars are free agents more or less
    • More time before DVD release?

    Of course, DVD itself should be a massive growth market for Hollywood... why are they complaining if DVD sales are so good? Why aren't they asking themselves why people are swapping so much - why is the cinema theater unpopular? It's not just because of DVD, far from it!

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    Conversion Rate Optimisation French / English consultant
    1. Re:DVD != VHS but so.. by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      [i]Better theater pricing and user-friendliness of theaters[/i]

      User friendliness?...like what? :::walking::: Automated Theater Voice "Sir you just walked past your movie theater please turn around and come back"

      "So I did..thanks Automated Theater Voice" ::thumbs up:::

      [i]Better, fairer movie distribution to independent cinemas. Less movies per year, with emphasis on quality not quantity[/i]

      Any piece of crap can make money so it would make sense that they want to put out as much as possible. Plus we sort of do that already. How many movies will I see before the end of the year? Maybe two. TTT and something else. There will be many more that come out though that I have no desire to see.

      [i]Taxing high movie star salaries - they are the only stars that have little overhead on what they earn. Pop stars get screwed by record companies, TV stars have nasty contracts binding them, but movie stars are free agents more or less[/i]

      Mod that comment Insightful. High Salaries mean more money must be made to cover the cost of the film.

      [i]More time before DVD release? [/i]

      Studios have said they want a quick turn around to capitalize on the popularity of the theatrical release. If DVDs are more popular then that would suggest theatrical releases are also more popular.

      The bottom line: Good movies in the future will make lots of money. Bad movies won't. DVDs are just another market for films. The MPAA 20 years from now will see they were just as wrong about DVD as they were about VHS.

      As a quick point - could this article come out be related to Eldred v. Ashcroft? Maybe the studios are saying "Hey SC look, we are barely making it, we need all 95 years to get back the money invested."

      Something to think about...

      --Joey

  31. This is just a rehash of the TV arguement by FirstNoel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Back when TV was just starting to get big they were worried about the same thing. When was that? About 50 years ago. Guess what the movies are still here. The studios and theatres will just have to adapt like they did before.

    I really doubt this will be a real issue. I can imagine I'd ever have a 30 - 45 ft screen in my house. I like going to movies just for the massive screen size. LOTR looks great on my home TV, but it will never compare to the theatre.

    Sean D.

    --
    "Hmm. I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers!"
  32. Don't kill the joy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    hear about 9-digit salaries for individual actors in a big-name film that's just some rehash of an old concept

    Dude don't dis I-Spy before I even get a chance to see it! I wasn't alive during the first time it was done! 'Cause, like, Owen Wilson is a genius. He did that movie with the chick that got a wooden finger and the dad that was dying from being an unsufferable prick. That r0x0red!

  33. FUD by RailGunner · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Number of Facts:

    The most popular movies are gating over $400 dollars in the US alone. (Star Wars, Spider-man, Fellowship of the Ring).

    Those same movies will likely make killings in overseas markets.

    And then, those movies will make even more on DVD sales around the world.

    If Hollywood goes out of business, it'll only be caused by their own incompetence. Maybe Hollywood should drop the $30 million salaries and ridiculous special effects costs and concentrate on writing (or adapting) entertaining storylines for movies.

    DVD's aren't going to kill Hollywood any more then VHS did. A big screen TV is not the same as a movie theater screen. However, I'd wager that the quality of movies is declining. For every gem like Fellowship of the Ring, there's 3 or 4 movies with the quality of "Kung Pow".

  34. People talking in theatres by Pyrosophy · · Score: 1

    I'm normally a fan of big screens, but lately where I live (Hartford, CT) there's an epidemic of people who won't shut up at movies or people who bring their two-year olds or younger to R-rated movies. Don't even get me started about the morally deviant fuckers who let their cell phones ring and then TALK in the theatre.

    Most prominent was the not-so-great, but oh-so-silent movie "Signs" -- basically spoiled by the other people in the audience with cell phones or something loud to say to the person next to them. That made me wish for the first time that I'd waited until DVD and my regulated environment at home before seeing a new movie.

    If it wasn't for morons like those in the theatres, I would be more than happy to see all my movies at the theatres. A pirated movie or DVD really pales in comparison to the big screen and big sound system in movie theatres. But the other sound makers in the theatres are just getting too much to handle.

    1. Re:People talking in theatres by stratjakt · · Score: 2

      The other side of this is when you go to see a movie that you know is goofy fluffball crap, and have a blast with the rest of the jokers making sarcastic comments, getting into popcorn fights, etc, etc..

      I don't remember anyone shushing me or my drunken friends at the last Austin Powers movie.

      Sometimes the theatre is fun just because its the theater.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  35. Am I the only one... by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one who has ever gone out to see a film I already own on video just to meet up with friends, take a girl out on a date, have dinner along the way, or just to get out of the house?

    --

    The thing about things we don't know is we often don't know we don't know them.

    1. Re:Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope

    2. Re:Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I will go see a film I already own, don 't like, already have seen the plotline in 1000 other films, etc.,

      because my soul numbing existence has left me with urban sprawl, chain restaurants, Ford Exhorbants, strip malls and cable news stations.

      The only cultural experience my unchallenged mind can slather up to is the local cineplex where I can see action/drama/effects/humor factored down to my/our homogenous common denominator.

  36. Pissed.... by RobertKozak · · Score: 1

    He is just pissed that after the next Star Wars film (number three right?) there won't be anymore.

    What in the hell is a .sig anyway?

    --
    Bet this .sig looks familiar.
  37. Already predicted on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminded me of insightful comments by longtime slashdot user doomy.

    Seems like /. is a lot far ahead of the rest of the sci-tech community when predicting future :-)

  38. if dvd's are so bad for them.. by hikeran · · Score: 1

    when HBO, Cinemax, and pals should of killed off the movie industry long ago.. after all they are not earning as much from those outlets as they are via dvd/vhs release.

    so why buy the dvd when i can watch it on digital cable and pay less .. record and rewatch it over and over?? sure i have to wait an extra 6 months on top of the 6 months for dvd .. but now with payperview i can watch the movie just before or just after it comes out for dvd .. record and not pay any more to see it again..

  39. Nonsense! by gpinzone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is just a ploy to use the recent outcry over pirating as a wedge to push digital projectors and THX approved sound systems in theaters. Remember the toll free number given out for the SW trilogy re-release to report theaters with substandard equipment?

    Pretty sneaky!

    1. Re:Nonsense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck is this offtopic you cracksmoking fucktard moderators?!

    2. Re:Nonsense! by delus10n0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Huh? This doesn't even make sense. THX is a certification. They have certifications for video systems (projectors/decoders/even "screens") as well as audio systems (decoders, amps)..

      I'm pretty much failing to see where you're coming from on your rant. And just what IS your rant? That Lucasfilm has a secret plot to monopolize theatres using it's THX certification? Give me a break.

      --
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  40. Movie industry dead within 3 years? Good riddance! by Rhys · · Score: 5, Funny

    And don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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  41. Funny? He's serious (I think)! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not sure why someone modded this as Funny because I think zensmile makes good points. It costs a lot to go to the movies and the experience is inferior to what I can have in my home. Here's a few more additions to the list:

    5. Sticky floors
    6. Six or seven trailers before the show starts
    7. No control over sound, picture quality, environmental conditions
    8. Just too many people in general

    If the film industry starts hurting for business, they can start to work on making the theater a more enjoyable experience. Until then, I'm just going to wait a few months and get a better experience at a better price in my own place.

    GMD

  42. Home Theatre is better anyway... by RossCarlson · · Score: 1

    Haven't been to the movies in more than a year. Why would I want to go sit in a loud theatre full of rude people with overly priced stale popcorn anyway? I'd rather spend that $20 on the DVD when it comes out (like it said about 5 months later). Maybe Hollywood will realized that they sometimes the actors/movies just aren't worth that much money and they should be content to make profits like the rest of the world! Just my 2 cents.... http://ross.htheatre.net

  43. Oh no! by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2

    Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."

    Pirates! Hear my plea! George Lucas is down to the wire on his multi-billion dollar empire! If you don't stop pirating, Slashdot itself will fall when all the Anakin and Jar Jar jokes can no longer be propped up with new material!

    I really have no sympathy for this media-sponsored whining. You know, just because somebody else is shooting you in the foot doesn't mean that you didn't hand them the gun in the first place.

    1. Re:Oh no! by OzPhIsH · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."
      Thats right, they NEED this money, their lives are at stake!. They'll be dead men if they can't pay off Jabba the Hutt. Maybe a long nap in some carbonite will give George enough time to think about a career change.

      --

      "To lead the people, you must walk behind them"

    2. Re:Oh no! by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2

      "He's no use to me dead."

      No disintegrations.

    3. Re:Oh no! by SteveAstro · · Score: 1

      ...or DVD hurts BO (main headline)

      Wow, they can even cure BO digitally. Great news for Geeks.....

      Steve

  44. Or maybe the reason is.... by eh? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmmm... let's see Rick McCallum, producer of Star Wars I and Star Wars II wondering why people aren't going to see his movies more than once... hmm, what could be the reason, what could be the reason?

    Could it be you produced movies that were shite, Rick? oh no,no,no must be DVDs and the internet, that's it!!

  45. Oh Please by Carbonate · · Score: 1

    I know I'm preaching to the converted here but frankly this is BS. Do they consider that for generations the movie theater experience has been an integral part of people's lives? Just go to the theater on a Friday and Saturday night and count the couples. Dinner and a movie is still a part of courtship. And renting a movie and watching it on my home theater is no substitute for taking a person out to the theater.

    This is like saying that TV will kill radio or radio will kill literature. Hogwash!

    Most people don't have a home theater. Many don't have a DVD player. Many people have crappy 13" televisions with mono sound. Even the most apathetic can still tell the difference between that and the megaplex down the street.

    Finally people won't just stop making movies either. The industry is huge and the budgets might get a little smaller but the industry is not going to collapse. There will always be independents that do it just for the love of telling a story. IF the big company stop making movies the independents will take over where the big companies left off.

  46. ...as we know it. by F34nor · · Score: 1

    Anything with the momentum of Hollywood won't be gone in 3 years no matter what.

    Take an an example the porn industry. It is years ahead of mainstream entertainment technology all the time. Is the "Hollywood" side of the porn industry gone due to DVD and internet? No. So why is a more entrenched and better endowed indutry going to be goen in such a short time frame. I find the agument a little bit sensational and a little bit of "the sky is falling."

    I have no doubt that the wave of change is at the door step but like many coups, the change made be better by the incumbents.

    -F34nor

  47. just another generational shift. by gonar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The movie industry did basically the same thing to live theater. it still lives as a niche product for those who want it, but it is not nearly as pervasive as it was.

    just because you have managed to earn a living doing something in the past, that is no guarantee of being able to do so in the future.

    technology changes the rules, and some industries suffer, but other industries prosper.

    the movie industry needs to realize that they are not "entitled" to make money from traditional movies, they must provide us a reason to do pay them for the experience.

    if they made movies that were worth the extra $5 to see on a big screen vs. my tv, then maybe I they wouldn't have this problem.

    --
    The difference between Theory and Practice is greater in Practice than in Theory.
    1. Re:just another generational shift. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      time to change that sig, dude.

  48. Give me a break! by schnoz · · Score: 1

    It's not like Hollywood isn't making millions and millions of dollars out of the DVD industry!! If releasing the DVDs is making them lose money, they're delay the release dates of the DVDs.

    Plus fine, you're making less money, then reduce the cast salaries and we'll all live happily everafter. Afterall, the Friends cast gets paid a million (yes million) dollars per episode. That's outright sick (i know this is TC not hollywood, but these are the salary figures!).

    1. Re:Give me a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "Friends" actors deserve that money. Think about NBC and what they make on ad revenues for that timeslot.

    2. Re:Give me a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either NBC pays the cast of Friends the $6 million per episode, or they keep it for themselves. If Bill Gates can make 30 Billion selling Windows 95, why the hell can't actors get paid $1 million per episode?

      People make a lot more money than you. Get over it.

  49. Hollywood is doomed? by suman28 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think so. I didn't see any technical/analytical numbers on the website. I find it skeptical that Hollywood has only three years of life left. Yes, the ever rising cost of going to the movies can be a burden, but you can't beat going out and "getting away" from house. I guess when you get a little older and have kids, you cherish that a lot more. Then there is always someone out there always out there to get you to that dollar (in this case it is the video rental places), but I haven't seen the movie theaters in our town desperate for customers. It all comes with the territory. Besides, without Hollywood, there wouldn't be any new movies to rent in the first place.

  50. He's wrong by willpost · · Score: 1

    While television brought the downfall of the huge single-show theaters, there was still a group of people that went out to see the shows (might have something to do with not being a cheap/easy date). From there the multi-plex theaters were born, with more variety for a large group of people.

    This information is from Maurice Kanbar's book. He invented one of the first multi-show movie theatres.

  51. Cost vs. Value by decipher_saint · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, when a DVD I own permenantly costs ~$20 and a movie I see once costs ~$12.00 I have to agree that the Box office will die (if it does not change).

    Anyway, my seats are comfier (no seat kickers), I can adjust my audio levels to match the film I'm watching and the drunk guy making a nuisance of himself is me!

    --
    crazy dynamite monkey
  52. It'll Be As Dead As... by istartedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It'll be as dead as...

    ...movie theatres after TV.

    ...Live music after radio.

    ...theatre after movies.

    ...radio after TV.

    There's something that going to the movies can provide that DVDs can't. The movies provide the whole "going out" experience, and the crowd. How many times have you gone to a movie and remarked "when that happened, the whole crowd laughed, yelled, groaned, etc."

    Staying at home with a DVD and the microwave is lame. Dinner and a movie is cool.

    Better yet, we may see more innovation in theatres like the Cinema and Drafthouse. If you've never been to one of those, you don't know what you're missing.

    --
    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    1. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by doconnor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Several of the industries you mention, while not gone, have been decimated.

      Movie theatres have been done okay so far, even with TV.

      Live music is much smaller then it once was. Most of the damage was done by replacing bands with recorded music in clubs. It's very hard to make a living playing music, but there was a time when every town had it's own big band orchestra.

      Vaudeville theatres once packed them in but now is gone, with many converted to cinimas.

      Radio has been exclusively playing music, although talk radio is growing. Once radio had drama, game shows and almost everything else you now see on television.

      These industries have changed and adapted, but they have also shunk a great deal from thier peaks.

    2. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by mekkab · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sez you.

      Fighting for parking is lame. Crappy seats are lame. Children with colds are lame. Loud Adults are lame. the drunkard behind you who is wheezing and producing phlegm throught out the movie is lame. Not being able to pause when you have to go to the bathroom is lame.

      And to go off- a bad dinner made by an apathetic sous-chef who douses my food in salt and calls it "tasty!" and charges $50 a plate is lame.

      Howzabout I get fresh ingredients and make a fabulous gourmet meal at home (yes, the microwave is lame) and pop open a bottle of wine and have front row center seats with my wife? I've hand crafted my house to be an ultra-comfortable space. No where else is better. Call me lame. I'm having far too good of a time to care!

      If yr gonna go out, GO OUT. Go out to meet people. Bars, night clubs, coffee houses, whatever.

      NOW! The cinema and drafthouse is a fabulous thing- (I'll miss the Bethesda Drunken Theatre!)
      seeing a movie that most people there have already seen, so there is a higher tolerance for talking and crowd noise. Plus, your drinking!

      --
      In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    3. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by Soko · · Score: 2

      I wholly agree with your comment, but have a few things to point out.

      First,

      Staying at home with a DVD and the microwave is lame. Dinner and a movie is cool.

      The cinema is an appropriate destination to impress one's date after a fine dining experience. A DVD in the microwave is not cool, except to the extent that it produces nice fireworks and JarJar actualy dies. "Dinner and a Movie" is not cool, because of the irritating hosts. Secondly,

      Better yet, we may see more innovation in theatres like the Cinema and Drafthouse. If you've never been to one of those, you don't know what you're missing.

      Beer at the movies? That sounds tempting, exept I would hope they pause the feature at least 4 times in order to get more beer and remove the beer that has been processed. Imagine trying to sit through "The Titanic" (don't laugh - I'm assuming I'm on a date here) with 2 or 3 pints in your system. Ouch. If it's good beer, properly chilled, on tap etc., 10 intermissions would be much more appropriate(urp).

      I like DVDs too (pause button!), but agree that the whole idea of the cinema is the experience, the "value adds" that come with it. Sometimes a true big screen is needed.

      Soko

      --
      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    4. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by caesar-auf-nihil · · Score: 2

      "Better yet, we may see more innovation in theatres like the Cinema and Drafthouse. If you've never been to one of those, you don't know what you're missing."

      In Columbia, SC, they have a small film theatre called the "Nickel Odeon" (used to be right next to a coffee house called the Immaculate Consumption - I kid you not)- which greatly improves on the whole movie experience. Not only do you have a small theatre with reasonable sized big screen, but the place is set up more like a small cafe - except the seats all face forward. The theatre serves beer, wine, gourmet snacks (first time I ever saw Toblerone at the concession stand) and so on. The selection of films was always independent and what some people call "art films", but the alternate environment made it well worth the price. I could sit in a nice environment, watch a film that wouldn't be shown at the large megaplex, sip on a beer in a confortable chair, and get a big screen experience.

      After experiencing that, the big theatres were just not as good anymore. Sticky floors, rude folks in front and back of you, etc. Mind you, I wasn't going to be able to see blockbusters at this small theatre, but I would have paid if the option was there.

      So maybe the primary distribution system for the movies (your local movie theatre conglomerate) out of hollywood ought to innovate and create these type of places. I think they'd be surprised what someone would pay for a pleasurable night at the movies.

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    5. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by Capt+Dan · · Score: 2

      I and most people I know go to see the movies we really want to see. The rentals are for the movies that we either missed because life was too hectic, ones which were not available in a theatre near us, or didn't look good enough to spend the extra cash.

      There are also an increasing number of people I know that get upset if they miss the *trailers*.

      The trick is to make a movie that people will want to see in the theatre. (Or at least do good marketing)

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    6. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by stagl · · Score: 1

      Staying at home with a DVD and the microwave is lame.

      don't take it out on us if you can't cook.

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    7. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by forged · · Score: 2
      Fighting for parking is lame.
      Come in 30 minutes before the show starts instead of just 10.

      Crappy seats are lame.
      Good points. I'm more fortunate, Kinepolis have awesome seats, wide and deep anough with lots of padding, and with cupholders for all.

      Children with colds are lame.
      They normally like to sit at the back. Go to the front: the picture is bigger, and the rows usually quieter.

      Loud Adults are lame.
      The drunkard behind you who is wheezing and producing phlegm throught out the movie is lame.

      Right, but see my previous point....

      Not being able to pause when you have to go to the bathroom is lame.
      Agreed. You can go before the film starts, and if you don't drink more than you can you should be fine. Or just accept that you'll miss 3 minutes of the movie (if you wait the right time it can be done, esp. with someone to tell you if you missed anything important)..

      On the other hand, that's a complete movie immersion: no phone to answer, no email to write, nothing but you and the film... If the film is good, that is.

      I suppose I'm just a happier camper than you, perhaps it's because I am privileged to live near one of the best movies theatre in the world :)

    8. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by mekkab · · Score: 2

      I think I just like being home more!
      I have no idea if there are great movie theaters around me, I just don't go.

      And many of my points are alleviated by going to a Lowes theater (or another of their ilk- soft, stadium style seating and cup holders and even love seats!) for a matinee show, or some unpopular time.

      YMMV, I guess!

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    9. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by kbielefe · · Score: 1

      Not just the trailers. I go for the trivia questions, too. If I get there early enough I can see all of the slides twice and know all the answers the second time. People who come later think I'm a genius!

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    10. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by Varitek · · Score: 1

      Radio has been exclusively playing music, although talk radio is growing. Once radio had drama, game shows and almost everything else you now see on television.



      It still does in the UK. Of course, we have a license-funded national broascaster . . .
    11. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by Wateshay · · Score: 2

      Imagine trying to sit through "The Titanic" (don't laugh - I'm assuming I'm on a date here) with 2 or 3 pints in your system.

      I wouldn't even consider sitting through "Titanic" with less than five pints in my system.

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    12. Re:It'll Be As Dead As... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, Irulan, we really needed the reality check there. Now fuck off.

  53. Good Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not watch much TV lately, but from what I have seen there is not a single movie out that I would want to see. After a very disappointing summer of movies I have lost faith in holiwood. Last good movie I saw was The Matrix, spiderman sucked star wars 1 and 2 sucked, all the steven spielberg movies have crappy plots and suck.

  54. In other news... The sky is falling by Slashdolt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll chalk this up to "We only have 10 years left on this planet!" stated by actor Ted Danson about 10 years ago (also from Hollywood).

    Look at how piracy has destroyed the software industry! Oh, it hasn't? But people have been pirating software for 10 years, how can software vendors still be making money?!!! Funny, isn't it?

    My hope for the future is that we get rid of alot of the "Fame and Fortune" aspect of acting. In the future (thanks to the Internet), I believe that anyone will be able to broadcast anything they want, and may become famous, but not necessarily rich.

    Hollywood makes lots of great movies, and a lot of bad ones. But they've only been around for less than 100 years. They may simply be a short-lived 20th century phenomena, with other forms of entertainment eventually taking over. Don't boohoo about it. If they disappear, it will be because nobody wants their stuff, not because everyone wants DVD's...

    For the record, I've never put off "going to the movies" with my wife, simply so that I could watch it on DVD/VHS/PPV three months later...

  55. What they said about TV and VHS by Strider- · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Seems to me this is the exact same thing that the studios said back when television became common, and said again when VCRs became commonplace. Yet, the studios continue to rake in huge profits at the box office.

    Quite frankly, I don't think that a home theatre can ever replace the theatre experience. Until my home theatre has a 6 story screen, and a 50 000 watt, 12 channel audio system, I think I will continue to spend the money to see good movies in the theatre.

    Now, if Hollywood wants to get more profits from the Box Office, they really ought to start producing better movies, but that's a whole other ball of wax.

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  56. Hollywood out of business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only people putting Hollywood out of business is themselves. Actors get paid too much. Plain and simple.

  57. That explains it. by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I understand why the movie theater is always packed with a lineup around the block whenever a cool movie comes out. It's because nobody's going to the theater, and they are staying home to wait for the DVD.

    Seriously, does this guy GO to the movies?

  58. who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who is this actor who supposedly made $100,000,000 on a single film?

  59. So basicly it is: by DjMd · · Score: 1

    1. Record movies, and make DVDs...

    2. ....?

    3. No profit?

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  60. Ummm by 4of12 · · Score: 2

    The solution is obvious: simply release the film once in a great theater experience. Release the DVD , oh, maybe 5 years later.

    If they announced their intentions in advance and forewent the extra revenue from the 2nd release on DVD they'd fare better in the long term.

    Hollywood disappearing might not be as bad as all that, anyway.

    In the long term, people are still willing to pay handsomely for their entertainment and so long as that market exists I think they just have to re-arrange their current business model. It's not the end of the world.

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  61. Perhaps... by Timinithis · · Score: 1

    this will open up the door for the independent film makers that have new ideas that the studios think 'won't sell'. Scripts in Hollywood take years and multiple re-writes before a studio is happy.

    Other than big budget special effects, that I want to see on the big screen, I don't go to the theaters. There isn't any content that hasn't been done before and Hollywood *always* trashes the original basis for the movie.

    Peter Parker did *not* abandon Mary Jane...of course he originally snapped her neck trying to save her when she was tossed off the bridge, too.

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    1. Re:Perhaps... by quinine · · Score: 1

      >Peter Parker did *not* abandon Mary Jane...of >course he originally snapped her neck trying to >save her when she was tossed off the bridge, too.

      no, friend, that was Gwen Stacey.

    2. Re:Perhaps... by Timinithis · · Score: 1

      Hmm, my bad. I guess I just got confuzzled.

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  62. Well, good by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    and that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years."

    Hollywood needs to be put down. They better stop paying their super stars enormous amounts of money and start behaving like real businesses. BTW. I just watched "The Transporter" at Famous Players. I am really sorry I went - what a rip off.

    I put a small review of the movie

    right here under title "Pathetic" and there are other reviews there that indicate what this movie is like.

    I personally have not seing a great movie in theaters since the Matrix. Even LOTR did not give me the same effect as the Matrix.

    I just want to see Solaris (coming out in November) and the next 2 films of the Matrix, and then it can all go to hell.

  63. He's just wrong... by DirtyCowboy · · Score: 1

    The problem is not that people are not seeing movies repeatedly (the article's prime example, Titanic, came out in the age of DVD and VHS). We know this because, as several other people have pointed out, movie box office takes are up. The problem is the much higher cost of making movies, where budgets often soar above the $100 million mark (remember when T2, with it's $100 million budget was unthinkable?). Now many movies have to be "blockbusters" to just break even. If anything, we can blame this trend on McCallum, Lucas and all the rest who keep pushing "digital" film making (whether its FX, new cameras, or what have you), which is far more expensive than traditional movie making techniques. Oh yeah, that and paying stars $20+ million to appear in a movie.

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  64. Correct me if I am wrong by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    But weren't DVDs supposed to *save* Hollywood? They were supposed to have Region Encoding, Macrovision and other Anti-Copying stuff embedded into them.

    IIRC Hollywood wouldn't put anything out on DVD unless it contained all of the above (or most of the above) to prevent widespread theft.

    Ah well, perhaps I am wrong.

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  65. Wanna buy a bridge? by Pedrito · · Score: 2

    Come on, the movie industry is going to go out of business? Right. How about this one: The government is really controlled by martians? That's more believable.

    Forget about salaries, these guys are raking in money hand over fist. Frankly, with all the crap they make, it's amazing they make any money.

    The ones that can't figure out how to make a living in the current market environment may die off. That's fine. Smart people will figure out how to make money in the current technological environment without screwing the consumers left and right. If the big movie companies can't figure that out, fine. I could really care less. Here, let me show you guys the door.

  66. Then and now by Joey7F · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jack Valenti: "I say to you that the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone."

    Cut to 20 years later...

    Rick McCallum: "Studios need it, or they're gone. They're on the verge of collapse anyway. They are not making money. Anyone who says, or thinks, that they are, is out of their mind."

    --Joey

  67. Thats the way it goes by name_already_in_use · · Score: 1

    I was thinking about this just the other day actually, since I noticed that most new movies now come onto DVD much sooner than used to. Hell, some DVDs are on the shelves almost as quick as a month after the film was at the cinema (take Insomnia, WindTalkers as recent examples).
    The fact is though that there is a much to made to in DVDs (if not more), so it is not like they're going to stop making movies. Also, I disagree with the comment that the home theatre experience is as good as the cinema. I still go to the movies because it is still better (for now), by quite a long way.
    Perhaps they could do a scheme whereby if you watch the movie at the cinema you get a discount on the DVD purchase.

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  68. What a shame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they are doomed because they continue to increase their budgets faster than their revenue grows?

    They deserve to be doomed.

    I just hope some business genius is able figure out a solution!

  69. Stop doing that by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It reminds me of the old joke about the guy who goes in to see his doctor because it hurts every time he bends in a strange way. The doctor tells him to stop bending that way, and the pain will go away.

    If it really hurts the box office that the DVD is released just a few months after the theatrical release, why in hell are the doing it? They could always delay the DVD so that it only comes out a year or more after the theatrical release. That preserves the incentive to see the movie on the big screen, while letting the DVD come out close enough to the theatrical release that people can still remember the movie and want to buy it. What is wrong with these people?

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    1. Re:Stop doing that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, for 90% of the films being created, when they're released 2 years later, nobody will even notice. DVDs, in order to be profitable in retail/rental chains have to come into existence when people still remember "Oh yeah, that looked decent, I can pay to rent it" or "That was so cool, must have!".

      Advertising the release of a movie on DVD is one way -- albeit expensive -- to restore some of the lost shine (while the film fermented in the 3rd-run theaters), but a lot of movies -- especially low budget (Donnie Darko) and/or low circulation (Spirited Away) films need to still have people thinking about the outstanding reviews they got when they were released that made those potential viewers annoyed that, oh say, !Regal! Didn't Show Them! (18 screens showing movies from tomorrow and last year, every one of them crap... But a Japanese masterpiece with Disney backing it gets panned? WTH?)

  70. Easy. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    Three or more people. Mom, Dad, and Kid.

  71. Not a problem, an opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am absolutely convinced that it is technology that will save the movie theatre from wireless devices. When will some of those cold warriors rehash their technology and introduce the local area wireless jam device, prevents all wireless signals from being useful (i.e. recieved) within the confines of a single room. This would be great for theatres and classrooms to name two.

    1. Re:Not a problem, an opportunity by Pyrosophy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but when am I going to be able to get the technology to jam children and loud adults?

      I honestly think this is more of a problem than wireless devices...

    2. Re:Not a problem, an opportunity by Kombat · · Score: 2


      Will never happen. Think doctors/cops/firemen/nurses with pagers.

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    3. Re:Not a problem, an opportunity by sqlrob · · Score: 2

      Doesn't Bluetooth allow selective jamming?

    4. Re:Not a problem, an opportunity by darkgreen · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, it's a social problem, not a technological one. We can regulate and jam and invent and troubleshoot and work around as much as we like, but in the end, it's just common social grace that's lacking.

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    5. Re:Not a problem, an opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Will never happen. Think doctors/cops/firemen/nurses with pagers.

      Self-important fuckers. What did they do before pagers -- huddle by the phone at home telling the resst of the family they couldn't use it?

  72. Been saying this for awhile.. by rfolstad · · Score: 1

    I can't believe people still goto movies... why?

    1. With a progressive DVD player and an HDTV you can get a better picture than an analog projector will give you.

    2. I can't drink beer or smoke pot in the theatre.

    3. Snacks and drinks are outrageously priced @ the theatre.

    4. My couch is more comfortable than the ones at the theatre.

    5. I can't play with my girlfriend during the boring parts of the movie @ the theatre.

    6. It's much cheaper to rent a dvd than goto a movie.

    7. I can make a copy of the dvd if i like it and watch it again!

    So please.. stop going to the theatres.. maybe hollywood will start to produce movies that make u want to goto the theatre because the movie looks so good you don't want to wait. They have been releasing nothing but un original sequels and remakes for the last few years.

    R

  73. Bouncers by jhunsake · · Score: 1

    What movie theaters need are bouncers to bounce those annoying motherfuckers right out.

  74. In other news... by GMontag · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Buggy Whip Manufacturer's association is calling for legeslation to restrict, license and tax "horsless carrages" citing safety concerns.

    Traveling Theater Companies call for legeslation to regulate the new "moving pictures" industry, citing flickering and health concerns.

    The dairy industry seeks non-dairy product regulation and distinctive markings so that consumers will not be "duped" by "inferior" products.

    Television networks are calling for increased regulation of Cable and Satellite Television providers citing "unfair competition".

    Looks like these movie guys are a little slow on the uptake with the same old false logic.

    1. Re:In other news... by beevan_jedi · · Score: 1
      The dairy industry seeks non-dairy product regulation and distinctive markings so that consumers will not be "duped" by "inferior" products.

      Err... you mean like EU Council regulation 1898/87,OJ L182 of 3.7.87 ?

      In the UK, "Soy Milk" now has to be legally labelled as "Soya non-dairy alternative to milk".

      Those damned vegans are just terrorists, I tell ya!

    2. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was a slam at the US Dairy Industry from waaaayyyyy back in the day when margarine had to be sold "white" and contained a dye packet that had to be kneeded into the product to make it yellow like butter.

      "Nice" to see the old country pulls the same crap ;-)

      Montag

    3. Re:In other news... by TheTomcat · · Score: 2

      The dairy industry seeks non-dairy product regulation and distinctive markings so that consumers will not be "duped" by "inferior" products.

      You think that's funny, but here in Quebec, it's illegal to produce yellow margarine for that very reason.

      info

      S

    4. Re:In other news... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      my grandparents tell us stories about how they had to cross the state line to illinois to buy margarine because it wasn't sold here in the dairy state

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  75. Absolute unadulterated hogwash by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Here's what will really happen.

    Ticket sales will improve as the economy improves. Theaters will install new technology to make the movie-going experience better. Ticket prices will increase leading to bigger and bigger box-office takes. DVD sales will remain strong. Hollywood will continue to thrive. Piracy will be a secondary factor (as it is now) until fat bandwidth is ubiquitous; after that, it will be controlled by social factors. MPAA will continue to believe that they represent the forces of free speech; people like me will continue to laugh in their faces.

    Hollywood will face a major defeat, however, it won't be economic. It will be legal. Copyright extentions will be cut down by the Supreme Court and DMCA will either be stricken down or repealed. Hollywood will then have to resort to marketing (gasp!) to prevent mass piracy.

    1. Re:Absolute unadulterated hogwash by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

      "Copyright extentions will be cut down by the Supreme Court"

      Oh MAN I hope you're right.. if they don't, we will continue our descent into a creative dark age, where control, not content, is king.

      The case looks promising though, I still have faith in the Supreme Court.

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  76. puh-lease by tornater · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the artical, "Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over." So Lucas and Mcallum are going to "literally" die if the box office does bad? DVDs and piracy kills, kids. This seems to indicate the rest of the interview is a rant as well and not based on any facts.

    1. Re:puh-lease by Kredal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can see the commercials now..

      [Kid seated in front of a computer]: I just downloaded some movies.

      [Shot of money being locked in a briefcase]

      [Soccer mom at Wal-Mart]: I always buy DVDs for my kids, it's cheaper than the theatre

      [Shot of a gun being cocked]

      [Teenager at his computer]: I wasn't hurting anybody.

      [George Lucas with a gun to his head]

      [Voiceover]: If you pirate movies, or even buy DVDs instead of going to the theatre, you're supporting terrorism.

      [Soccer mom again]: I wasn't hurting anyone...

      [Fade to black]

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    2. Re:puh-lease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fade to Black" was one of my favorites! When wil they make more great movies like that? Where can I get a copy?

    3. Re:puh-lease by eracerblue · · Score: 1

      no no it should read:

      [Voiceover]: If you don't feed the fat cats, the terrorists will have won.

      [Soccer mom again]: I wasn't hurting anyone...

      [Fade to black]
      chk... POOOOOW!
      (gotta put that receiver with Lucasfilm THX to good use)

    4. Re:puh-lease by tornater · · Score: 1

      Can someone explain to me why a reply to my post that expands on my original point gets a 4 while I stay at a 1 (not that the replier didn't deserve the 4)? Readers that filter out anything below a 2 will have a hard time making sense of the higher-moderated post. Is it because I spelled article wrong? This policy of moderating new members lower seems to discourage new posters and consequently new ideas and views on slashdot. I'm sure this has all been pointed out before, though, so rant ends now.

  77. Ever heard of "premium seating"? by Mastos · · Score: 2, Informative

    Perhaps that's why our local theator (not really local as the company is Consoladated) is starting to employ some strange tactics to make more money. Ever heard of "premium seating"? They rope off the front row of the second section (stadium seating), reserving it for those that buy some season seating pass. So now, my $8.50 ticket can't even buy me a good seat.

    1. Re:Ever heard of "premium seating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't like it, don't go. It's as simple as that.... buy/rent the DVD instead when it comes out. There are far more annoying things about movie theaters than that; cell phones, talking, gay sex in the seats are far worse. Don't go crazy over something like that. Besides, baseball/football/hockey games are far worse than that when it comes to progressive & assigned seating.

  78. Not true at all by Anenga · · Score: 2

    I don't think were quite at the "Home Theatre" area yet. I mean, most of us can't even afford those [Widescreen] HDTV's and surround sound, not to mention the expensive DVD's. It won't be until around 5 years until the prices for HDTV's drop, and when 80% of TV broadcasting is actually formated for HDTV's.

    If home theatre's can competete with actual theatre's, then that is very insulting to the actual movie theatre's. Maybe they should increase their quality? Make people want to come? I know of some real beautifiul movie theatre's where they have gormet dinner inside, friendly service, clean movie houses, quality sound, good seating... of course, that's the minority of movie theatre's. But that's a good buisness model others can look at for help.

    Also, what about all the dates? I doubt I'll tell the girl I'm going with "Yea, lets stay home and watch this movie on my coutch". I don't think it would have the same effect. And I think parents who have birthday parties love the theatre over their house for a gathering.

    Basically, the reason people go to the movies is for the service. They don't want to worry about putting in the movie, making sure the sound is good, scheduling time, etc. They just go and watch a movie. The theature is not "doomed". Well, maybe it is if it keeps it's current buisness model. But that seems to be the trend for everything these days...

    1. Re:Not true at all by Monkelectric · · Score: 2
      I have one of those huge HDTV's, theres NOTHING TO WATCH ON IT. The only way you can get a HDTV signal is with a dish and who really wants to see documentaries on fish on HDTV.

      Otherwise you are watching digital cable or watching broadcast cable which are low resolution ( ever blow up a 320x288 image to 62" ? it SUCKS ). DVD's look much better, but the MPEG artifacts are still distracting in all but the best transfers, and DVD's are still 2/3's HDTV resolution.

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  79. Who loses? by Plutor · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Filmmakers love it because it more closely resembles the film made."

    "[Movie-goers] are paying more attention to the fact that the movie will be out on DVD in just four or five months at a rental fee of $4 or $5."

    Filmmakers love DVDs, movie-goers love DVDs. Who loses? Popcorn manufacturers.

  80. Music to my ears! by radpole · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somebody get a violin please,

    Or One Singing Fat Lady.

    Thank you.

  81. Response to some of his points by Rupert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    young people aren't going to the same movie five or six times a la "Titanic."

    Maybe the movie companies aren't making a film as good as Titanic every year. Personally, I didn't care for it, but a lot of people really liked it. I don't see the same kind of passion for "Dude, where's my car?".

    Filmmakers love it [DVD] because it more closely resembles the film made

    Then maybe the movie studios and theatres should listen more closely to the filmmakers before eviscerating the movie for general release?

    I don't think there's a single movie that can survive on box office gross alone; it just doesn't exist anymore. A theatrical gross can't hack it anymore, and the business is barely surviving right now

    27 movies so far this year have grossed over $100 million. If you can't put a movie onto film for less than a million dollars a minute I suggest you need to control your costs a little better. Taco suggested paying actors less. That might be a start.

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  82. Is that sucha bad thing, really? by Cosmicfool · · Score: 0

    I mean, if hollywood dies like an old crippled dog, then indie films will be the main focus of film makers. I think that's a good thing.

  83. Films like Star Wars will always b seen in theater by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Star Wars and other spectacular special effects movies will always be better on the big screen. I don't care how good your tv is; size matters. Movies like Barton Fink will have a problem at the box office.

    Besides, going to the movies is a social activity. People bring dates to movies, they bring their kids on outings to movies, etc. It's kind of like saying bars and resturants are dying because people can eat and drink at their houses.

  84. Their lives are at stake? by Allaria · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The business will implode once you can download a movie, give it to your friends and not have a moral problem with doing it. Then we're screwed. Literally, our very lives are at stake now."

    Do you mean that I can ruin their lives, and make them sacrifice one of their 7 BMWs in their driveways all by *downloading movies*?!?!?!

    I can just feel the power... *looks down at glowing ring*

    um.. nevermind...

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  85. whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This from a man who's only produced 3 movies in the past 10 years (Episode 1 and 2 being two of the three) and who only seems to produce LucasArts projects.

    I don't think anyone at Lucas has a grasp on what people want, with pushing digital projectors, producing bad video games and even worse movies.
    McCallum proves that point with even the first two statements in the article...

    1. "McCallum feels that the experience of watching the movie on DVD is superior to most movie theaters"

    I don't know anyone that prefers to see things at home, I still hear 'its a film you need to see on the big screen' from a bunch of people all the time (not to mention most movies worth watching don't play at your major movie theaters). It's just the fact most movies aren't worth seeing or paying to see (ala no different then the music industry right now)

    2. He blames DVD for "why young people aren't going to the same movie five or six times a la 'Titanic.'"

    Its not DVD, its most movies don't have the appeal. I saw the Matrix a few times in the theater since it actually had some depth to it and was worth watching a few times. Of course I don't know a lot of people that saw Titanic more then once but I'm guessing a lot girlfriends dragged their boyfriends to it (poor souls).

    Don't blame DVD, wake up and blame your crappy movies. People aren't going to see Episode I and II a bunch of times because they sucked and aren't worth watching over and over, not because it's coming out on DVD in a few months...

  86. Try getting that big screen at home by mblase · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not the "theater experience" that attracts me. It's not the first-viewer opportunity. It's certainly not the overpriced popcorn and soda or the need to drive fifteen minutes across town with my entire family in tow. And it's not, nor will it ever be, the ability to recreate sounds in 6.1 speakers around the entire three-dimensional room.

    No, it's the big screen I like. Mitsubishi electronics' best efforts notwithstanding, home theater will never be as impressive as a screen the size of an auditorium wall with all the characters projected in incredible detail. The movies I really love I go to see three, four times on those big screens, just because I prefer to watch a movie "up there" than "down here".

    When I can afford to outfit an entire room of my house for darkened projected DVD movie experiences, I may reconsider. For now it's easier just to spend $3 apiece at the cheapie theater.

    1. Re:Try getting that big screen at home by dumbArtMajor · · Score: 1

      Don't you think for the money you're spending to go see a first-run movie three, four times with the entire family in tow, paying for parking to drive them, and buying everyone popcorn and soda, you could afford a pretty sweet home setup after a couple months saving?

      Just a thought, not a flame...

    2. Re:Try getting that big screen at home by sunbane · · Score: 1

      I think it is the need to drive 15 minutes to see it - just to get out of the house! It actually feels like you did something when you drive across town, stand in line for a while and then fight for a seat rather than sit half-asleep on your couch with the remote.

      PS: Don't call me George! (You know, the Seinfeld episode where he went to watch Home Alone at Jerry's house just so it felt like he was doing something!)

    3. Re:Try getting that big screen at home by mblase · · Score: 2

      Don't you think for the money you're spending to go see a first-run movie three, four times with the entire family in tow, paying for parking to drive them, and buying everyone popcorn and soda, you could afford a pretty sweet home setup after a couple months saving?

      The movie trip costs $20 at a second-run theater, $30 at the first-run. $120 max for four visits, and there's no way we'd do that more than about once a month. The parking lot is free. The home theater setup, in contrast, costs a couple thousand dollars minimum, and that's assuming we could find the room in our house to set it up.

      Not everyone lives in the middle of a metropolis, you know.

  87. it won't always be doomed.... by smd4985 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i think what all the doomsayers are forgetting is that the important thing - the demand for films/stories that people like to watch - will (prolly) never die. so long as that demand exists, there will be a market for films. everyone seems to forget simple economics.

    suppose rick m. is right - dvds and piracy effectively reduce all incentives to produce films (or music). what happens then? consumers still demand these things but a system to make a profit/deliver these goods has died. well, guess what - the 'invisible hand' will strut its stuff and a new market, which gives incentives to producers and content to consumers, will spring up. that is the way a market economy works.

    to rick: so stop lamenting your death, and perhaps poise yourself for the new market. then you can really make out. just keep producing good stories and you'll be ok, guy.

    --
    smd4985
  88. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Let's see, an american industry finds that it's distribution model, in this case the multi-plex theatre, are inefficient and threatened with extinction. Yes? So? Anyone find drive-ins today? Change happens all the time. The marketplace changes, and those that do not adapt die. Look at Compaq vs Dell. The movie industry has been Dell'd, dude, nothing more than that!

    Now, of course, when one distribution model fails, the smart thing to do is jump onto the next popular one (DVD's), or even better, look past it. Yes, the internet could be the next after that. Industries must adapt to change or die out. So they should adopt to the internet and be ahead of the curve. But, it's these same studios, and the record companies, that wish to neuter the potential of the internet marketplace! Doh!

    What happens when an entrenched industry or interest successfully holds back change is much like what happened to Sparta, or a more recent example, when Afganhanistan took a turn south from progress a few centuries back. Maybe one day we too will be waiting for delivery of a generous donation of internet infotainment devices to help "uplift" us the way we recently sent tv's to Afghanastan so they could see the world socker match, or looked upon with the same quaint humor the romans did of the Spartans when they too failed to change with the times.

  89. Bad News? by superwombat · · Score: 0

    And this is bad news?

  90. Did they invent time travel? by Trekologer · · Score: 2

    I seem to remember the same argument happening in the early 80s about video tapes. And something about a crazy old man and the Boston strangler...

  91. Wrong by Dotnaught · · Score: 1

    So why haven't CDs killed concerts?

    And CDs have better sound than most concerts (though increasingly concerts are pre-recorded and musicians just pretend to play and sing).

    Oh, and concerts for big acts cost five times as much or more these days.

  92. Bah humbug by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You mean we might have to ADAPT our business model and learn to live in the digital era like everyone else? *whine whine whine* Please. They are selling lots of DVDs. Nobody is forcing them to price DVDs at 19.99 on Amazon.com. The fact that they are selling them at that price point leads me to believe that they are practicing standard revenue maximization behavior, looking for the magic marginal revenue = marginal cost point. Illegal copying ("piracy") of movies is still largely limited to college students and others who have limitless bandwidth, lots of time, and can't afford the 20 bucks for a movie they know is worth watching again and again.


    Furthermore, people will STILL go to the movies as a social event, it's something to do with friends, it's an experience, and most people just don't have home theater equipment that comes close to that yet, until we all get InFocus-style LCD projectors for our living rooms. Oh yeah, and if you want us to come to the theater, consider that just maybe 10 bucks+ a person, not including snacks and soda is a little outrageous - when I was a kid, I remember it was 4-5 dollars, and I'm only 23. Price has gone up substantially faster than inflation, and the quality of most major studio releases has gone down. Hmmm....

    1. Re:Bah humbug by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      Depending on when you think you were a kid, that sounds about right. If you were a kid at 8 years old, a 5 dollar ticket costs 7.50. That is what it costs here in Florida. 7-8 for evening shows. 5-6 for students and seniors.

      It is not a bad value all in all.

      The refreshments on the other hand...

      --Joey

    2. Re:Bah humbug by fobbman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the funny thing. DVD's are cheaper for the movie stuidios to produce, as they can have several language tracks on the same DVD master. They can run a hundred thousand discs without changing a thing. With VHS tapes they'd have to have different runs for each language

      Just as with VHS, the movie industry will have to be force-fed all the money they make on DVD sales and they'll be crying all the way to the bank.

  93. bye bye holylwood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good.

    Let them die, let us get to see movies from other places then Hollywood, hasnt they had monopol on movies for a long time now?

  94. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Six or seven trailers before the show starts

    Not to mention product comercials before a movie you have paid for...

  95. Heh heh by wunderhorn1 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I actually saw this article a little while ago. Thought about submitting it, then thought, "Nah, it's light on content and overly sensationalistic."

    I should have known better ;-)

    Anyway, my favorite quote was at the end:

    "The business will implode once you can download a movie, give it to your friends and not have a moral problem with doing it. Then we're screwed. Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."

    Personally, I'd like to see Lucas standing out on Hollywood Blvd holding a placard that says "The end is near! Repent from your evil filesharing ways!"

    --
    Karma: Bored. (Thinking about resurrecting the "Anyone else is an imposter" joke.)
    1. Re:Heh heh by imr · · Score: 2

      He would get lynched. You watch too much Bruce Willis movies.

    2. Re:Heh heh by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      "Personally, I'd like to see Lucas standing out on Hollywood Blvd holding a placard that says "The end is near! Repent from your evil filesharing ways!""

      I'd be more amused to see George Lucas standing at the corner of Hollywood and Vine holding a sign that states "Will direct Episode 3 for food"

      --
      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
  96. I call bullshit by Monkelectric · · Score: 2
    Once again, companies blaming technology for their own stupidity ... Make a good movie, I'll go see it! Are there any GOOD movies out there that aren't making money? I see one or two movies in the theater a year because they only make one or two good movies per year.

    What they are really complaining about is, they used to be able to make SHITTY movies and make good money on them, but not anymore. Most of my friends in the 20 something crowd are just SICK of the bullshit, and my younger (HS age) friends are filled with venom for bullshit music, movies, and corporations. Younger middle-class folks are rebelling against pre-packaged plastic crap.

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    Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

  97. But they keep breaking records! by Kombat · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It seems every year, the studios claim to rake in more and more revenue from ticket sales, what gives? Oh that's right... price of the tickets have gone up ridiculously quickly. Has it occurred to them that perhaps its the price of the tickets that's keeping people away? Allow me to illustrate.

    6 or 7 years ago, I'd take my girlfriend to the local 3-screen theatre and we'd watch a first-run movie for about $5 a head, plus a shared $8 combo. Total cost, after taxes, $18. Now, the ticket price at my local 12-screen megaplex is $13 per ticket, and the cheapest popcorn+soda combo runs $9 plus tax. Total cost, after taxes, $38.

    Now, at $18 for a night out, it was worth it. But once the cost of the experience exceeds the price of owning the movie on DVD, I get a little hesitant about running out to the theatre every weekend. So now, unless it's a movie that will truly benefit from the big-screen experience (i.e., Clones), I simply wait and buy the DVD. That's right, I buy the DVD, even if I'm not sure I'll like the movie. Know why? Because it's still cheaper than seeing it in the theatre, and plus, I get to keep the movie. So even if the movie sucked, hey, at least I still have something to show for it. If it had sucked on the big screen, all I'd walk out with would be some butter on my fingers.

    What I'd like to see happen is for studios to make less use of expensive, superfluous special effects and quit pandering to the silver-spoon prima donna crybaby megastars like Julia Roberts, and start hiring equally-capable, but far lesser-known (and thus, far cheaper) actors, like Guy Pearce. Of course, now that he's becoming popular, you'd have to opt for someone else, unless he's willing to continue working at his "Memento" salary levels. This way, we'd get more diversity on screen, and the movies would be far cheaper to produce (and dare I dream, far cheaper to watch?).

    Am I the only one who, when I see a Tom Hanks movie (and don't get me wrong, Tom is an amazing actor), I have a lot of trouble accepting him in whatever role he's supposed to be? I keep seeing Forrest Gump. Of course, he was great, but he's still got that recognition, and sometimes, that can hurt a movie. I mean, come on, George Clooney as Batman? Sure, he did a great job, but I kept seeing the doctor from "E.R." I think this was one of the reasons I liked "Memento" so much - I'd never seen Guy Pearce before.

    By the way, there's no way that the industry will die in a mere 3 years. That's insanely fast. They couldn't die that fast if they tried. It would take nothing short of some extreme economics and a perfect sequence of disastrous coincidences and events to eliminate such a massive industry so quickly.

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    1. Re:But they keep breaking records! by liposuction · · Score: 0

      Right on. I could go to a local theater and see the Boondock Saints for $7.50/person with my girlfriend, or buy it at Best Buy for $9.99

      Pfft.

      --
      "Thoughts are more powerful than any weapon, and I don't even let my people own guns." --Joseph Stalin
    2. Re:But they keep breaking records! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about some better math there Kombat.

      5+5+8=18 18/18-1 or 0% tax
      13+13+9=35 38/35-1 ~ 7.8% tax

      where did you live before. I like 0% tax.

    3. Re:But they keep breaking records! by kdoherty · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I realize this guy is just a karma whore, but this is simply absurd.

      6 or 7 years ago, I'd take my girlfriend to the local 3-screen theatre and we'd watch a first-run movie for about $5 a head, plus a shared $8 combo. Total cost, after taxes, $18. Now, the ticket price at my local 12-screen megaplex is $13 per ticket, and the cheapest popcorn+soda combo runs $9 plus tax. Total cost, after taxes, $38.

      Now, at $18 for a night out, it was worth it. But once the cost of the experience exceeds the price of owning the movie on DVD, I get a little hesitant about running out to the theatre every weekend. So now, unless it's a movie that will truly benefit from the big-screen experience (i.e., Clones), I simply wait and buy the DVD. That's right, I buy the DVD, even if I'm not sure I'll like the movie. Know why? Because it's still cheaper than seeing it in the theatre, and plus, I get to keep the movie. So even if the movie sucked, hey, at least I still have something to show for it. If it had sucked on the big screen, all I'd walk out with would be some butter on my fingers.


      Earth to dipshit, we have this thing called rental. For that 18-38$ that you're spending on a DVD, I spend the same amount of money to rent 5 movies from Blockbuster. New releases have to be back in a day or two, but everything else can be kept out for a week at my blockbuster. Buying these movies on DVD that you don't even know if you like is just stupid. You can rent them for far cheaper, and how often are you going to watch these DVDs you buy anyway?

      I think this was one of the reasons I liked "Memento" so much - I'd never seen Guy Pearce before.

      You're an uncultured clod. Guy Pearce gave a great lead performance (well, shared with Russell Crowe) in L.A. Confidential, a movie released in 1997. It received 9 Academy Award nominations, including Best Picture and Best Director, and won Best Adapted Screenplay (Kim Basinger also won Best Supporting Actress).

      You clearly are arguing from a position of staggeringly profound ignorance. In the future, when you feel the urge to post, DON'T.

      --
      Kevin Doherty
      kdoherty+slashdot@jurai.net
    4. Re:But they keep breaking records! by BoredStupid · · Score: 1

      You're an uncultured clod Look jackass, nobody likes a pseudointellectual film snob.

    5. Re:But they keep breaking records! by niklaus · · Score: 1

      There are lots of movies made all over the world. Most of them do not have millions of dollars to burn on special effects and famous actors. But a lot of them I way prefer to the shiny, but shallow stuff Hollywood produces.
      Luckily where I live there are about 3 theaters which show indie and foreign movies only (I'm glad that the urban Swiss people prefer subtitled to dubbed movies).
      You can also get a lot of good movies on DVD. You can get movies from all over the world, from the last 70 or 80 years. Lots of movies have been made where the makers actually cared about making a good film more than they cared about making lots of money. Old films may lack special effects and seem slow compared todays MTV-editing-style, but they often have an interesting story to tell and great acting. For example I'm a big fan of Akira Kurosawa, who has been making movies for about 50 years. Not only are his movies well written and acted, he also is a master of editing and directing. What he was able to achieve with just black and white cameras puts any special effects orgy to shame. Unfortunately, few cinemas show older, lesser known movies, so the only way to see them is to order them on DVD.

    6. Re:But they keep breaking records! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, whenever *i* see tom hanks, i can only see him as "buffy" in bosom buddies.

      kind of spoiled him as an actor to me, so i can't watch any of his movies.

    7. Re:But they keep breaking records! by sineltor · · Score: 1

      By the way, there's no way that the industry will die in a mere 3 years. That's insanely fast. They couldn't die that fast if they tried. It would take nothing short of some extreme economics and a perfect sequence of disastrous coincidences and events to eliminate such a massive industry so quickly.

      Yeah... it'd need some kind of major motion picture disaster; like a series of really bad movies *cough*episode1and2*cough* to kill the almighty motion picture industry

      ==

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      'No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them' - Dave Sim
    8. Re:But they keep breaking records! by Kombat · · Score: 2
      For that 18-38$ that you're spending on a DVD, I spend the same amount of money to rent 5 movies from Blockbuster


      Whoop-de-doo. A DVD rental here costs me $6.50. And I like building up a DVD collection. Guess that makes me a moron. I suppose it's time to ditch my stamp collection too, since I doubt I'll ever need to mail 2,400 letters....

      You're an uncultured clod. Guy Pearce gave a great lead performance (well, shared with Russell Crowe) in L.A. Confidential, a movie released in 1997. It received 9 Academy Award nominations


      Oh, a film snob, how cute. I haven't run into one of you in a while. FYI, I never saw "LA Confidential." Guess that's enough to make me "uncultured." As for the Oscar nominations, one need only look at the 2001 "Best Picture" to see what a hollow, meaningless fiasco the Academy Awards are. Unless, of course, being such a film connisseur, you actually believe that "Gladiator" was a fantastic work of creative, artistic cinematic accomplishment?

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      Like woodworking? Build your own picture frames.
  98. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Spyky · · Score: 1

    6 or 7 previews. I want to go to that theater!

    Last movie I saw in the theater I counted 12, yes *12* full length previews!

    On the plus side, I could have showed up half an hour late and not missed more than five minutes of the movie.

    Spyky

  99. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by lamp77 · · Score: 1

    I gotta say, #6 is the worst, around here there are a minimimum of 20 minutes of not just trailers, but freakin commercials.
    I'm at the movies, i dont need to see a ford commercial.

  100. He's just pissed DVD chose Dolby & Not THX by cybrthng · · Score: 1

    waaa waaa waaa, cry a little harder Mr Lucas.

    Just because DVD's usually use a Dolby surround sound logic instead of your expensive THX logic doesn't mean DVD's will put the industry out of business.

    It couldn't have been the 100million you spent on marketing that ate your profits now could it? It couldn't have been there were times i could wipe my ass with something with your name on it that maybe, just maybe if you had produced a better movie and less fluff there would be some money to share????

    It couldn't possibly be the 20 million dollar fees actors charge or personal learjets used to flown you around eating up profits now could it?

    It couldn't also be the fact the economy has tanked and terrorism and other threats just make it more enjoyable to stay at home with friends and family and enjoy a great movie now could it?

    It couldn't be the fact it costs 50.00 bucks to see a movie with 2 tickets, soda, popcorn and parking these days that a 5.00 7 day rental i can watch as much as i want just makes more financial sense for those of us living on a more down to earth budget.. oh nooooo...

    the consumers are the end of the industry.. gotta love that ignorance.

  101. No kidding. by raygundan · · Score: 2

    They make money on DVDs!! Tons of it! I doubt the shiny plastic disc, printing, and packaging costs them more than a tiny fraction of the cost of the DVD.

    What do they care if theatres disappear entirely? Why is this an issue for them at all?

  102. Not to sound cynical or 'nottin, but... by maynard · · Score: 2

    Why is it that low budget indy fliks regularly turn a small -- but very real -- profit, while these huge mega-smash, cross licensed, and wholly over-marketed pieces of crap seem to lose money every time? Clearly, the problem is with these indy fliks, their low budgets, and the bad example they set for film makers hollywood-wide.

    Seems to me the studios need to hire real management, pay them much more against shareholder wishes, and get one of those trendy insider-connected CFOs to start a few hundred shill corporations offshore to move the profit around faster than light -- thus creating money where none existed! This ties in: space travel fliks, current financial trends, and a completely new business model together! And hey, just look at where Enron is today! Mr. Vallenti, do you see your calling?!?! --M

  103. Long live 70mm! by shakey_deal · · Score: 1

    Well maybe if they tossed out the crazy idea of digital film and started to show movies in 70 mm, then maybe I'll go to the movies more often.

    Really, most movies look like crap in the teaters, dark, dull colove that dull, greyed look and slightly out of focus. I thought LOTR should have that dull grey look after going to the movies but after seeing the SVCD/DVD-wow! Size isn't everything (no really;) ) and that is all the advantage a cinema has, IMHO.

  104. No, it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood WILL go totally bankrupt! There are examples of this exact same thing happening in other industries! I mean, look at what happened to music studios after recordable audio cassettes were made available to the public!

  105. It's not Hollywood in trouble by Felonius+Thunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but theaters. The movie studios will keep making movies, and if they can't make as much on dvd sales then they reduce the cost of making movies (lower pay, increase productivity, the usual etc.). The worst that can happen is that theaters go out of business, and I see no reason why that would really cause movie studios to go down. Heck, with the focus off of getting people into theaters, maybe the number and quality of films released each year could rise. Maybe not to the level of the book industry (production costs too different), but along those lines.

  106. Deja Vu by Mr.Happy3050 · · Score: 1

    The sky is falling! This argument was put forth when the VCR first came out, and theaters have been going strong since then.

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    "All great truths begin as blasphemies." -George Bernard Shaw
  107. They're ALWAYS doomed... by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

    I bet when movies were invented they figured all actors were doomed.

    After all, once you have a FILM of an actor doing Hamlet, you don't need that actor anymore do you?

    So film killed the whole profession, didn't it?

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    It's Christmas everyday with BitTorrent.
  108. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe if movie theaters didnt blare the sound at like 100+db, it would be a more enjoyable experience... who are the idiots that are in charge of the sound at the theaters? I swear these people must be the same morons that drive around in thier vibrating "boom cars"... listen up you fuckers! "Louder does not mean better!!" when you have 8 speakers, you dont need it to be loud at all morons.. god i hate you people!

    thanks, i feel better now. :)

  109. Ummm.....No by DesScorp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You might see some contraction in the industry, but you wont see the dissapearance of your local multiplex anytime soon. Would you rather see the next Lord of the Rings flick on

    1- A huge theater screen with booming THX speakers

    or

    2- Your 27' television

    Hmmmm, yeah, I chose number 1 as well. Face it, unless you're just plain El Cheapo, you still go to the movies for the ones you REALLY want to see. And unless you've got LOTS of cash flowing in, you probably don't have a "home theater" with all of the goodies. Sorry, but I agree with an earlier post. I don't think Lucas knows this YoYo is going around saying this.

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    Life is hard, and the world is cruel
  110. DVD better than Cinema Experience? by WeaponOfChoice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know about everyone else but my home setup falls short of the 'cinema experience' in several key areas.
    1. Screen Size: 32" is no slouch but it still doesn't compare to the walls I watch at the local multiplex. Say what you want about projection setups but I haven't found one yet that fits my lounge, taste or budget...
    2. Sound Quality: 5.1 is also quite good, especially inside the confines of my lounge. But again it doesn't measure up to the cinema both on the clarity front (the room is far from an ideal shape) and the volume I can use without attracting police attention.
    3. The Seats: admittedly much of a gamble at the cinema but my local has unusually large and comfortable ones with plenty of leg room. I can fit more friends and family into a cinema than into my lounge...

    I have about 200 DVD's myself and view the format as far superior to vhs - but still filling the same niche in the entertainment ecology. It allows me to replicate part of the cinema experience at home, but not to replace it.

    Given the option of seeing The Two Towers first at home or in a Cinema I would have no problem choosing the cinema - home theatre has a long way to go to match it...

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    It's not that I'm Anti-American - I'm Pro-Freedom
    1. Re:DVD better than Cinema Experience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also regularly can point out where the encoding is lacking in color depth in dark scenes.

      Until this is fixed, DVD's will never be able to replace the movie experience.

  111. How to Compete by aero6dof · · Score: 2
    Gee, most industries are forced to find ways to reduce costs and change their products (and product packaging and delivery) when the market changes.

    But that's ok, I have a better suggestion, just pass laws passing the enforcement costs of maintaining a slowly outdating business model onto the customers. Maybe you could get some help from the buggywhip manufacturers and pass some laws to require the inclusion of buggywhips with all modern automobiles while you're at it.

  112. If the VCR hasn't done it yet... by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 2

    This is the same bellyaching the movie industry did when the VCR and pre-recorded tapes came out.

    Stop whining. :)

  113. No kidding.. how about doing the Math? by CodeTRap · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind this is all in Canadian Dollars, for my girlfriend and myself to go to a movie..
    $27 (2 tickets)
    $12 (2 drinks & popcorn)
    -------
    $39 evening for 1 movie

    Cost of the DVD 4 months later?
    $29.95 +Applicable Taxes

    Being able to get busy with my girlfriend on the couch then rewind?
    $$Priceless$$

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    CodeTrap (www.codetrap.net)
  114. Who does their math? by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

    So, by my choosing to not spend $8 on a movie ticket, and instead spending $17-20 5 months later, they're losing money?

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    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
  115. BO take is off because the economy! by _bug_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can one compare movie earnings from a few years ago to today? The economy is the exact opposite today as it was a few years ago. Back in the day we all had a little extra cash to spend on the outrageous 10 bucks a pop price to watch a movie in a theater.

    Now that we are in lean times of course I, and many others in a similar situation, are not going to go out to the movies as often as once was.

    We're all feeling the crunch McCallum, you are not immune to it.

    Insert your own cheap shot about the drop being off due to rather poor story telling and execution for the last two Star Wars movies.

    So don't blame the internet and kids with fat pipes. Try looking closer to home for the real reason things are so green right now.

  116. Wait a minute... by rindeee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So they are using the following logic:

    "This is how things (the current state the Hollywood entertainment industry) are."

    "Becuase things ARE this way, it is good and right."

    "Because things are good and right, they should at least stay this way if not become MORE SO this way."

    "Should anything, anything at all come along that could change this current state, then these affectors are bad and should be stopped at all costs."

    So if I understand correctly, they have simply appended their classic idiocy to classic logic.

    I think, therefore I am. + I am, therefore I should be. = Squish anyone who threatens to prove me wrong.

  117. Creativity, not Brand-Name(tm) Actors by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    It's just as well that Hollywood should fold up. Everything coming out of there in the last several years has been formulaic and unoriginal, for the most part; look what The Matrix did to promote unnecessary use of Bullet-Time and cheesy near-future sci-fi plots of people using martial arts to defeat numerous nameless stereotypical villains. The most interesting films seem generally to be the ones without insane production costs.

    The solution for the major movie houses, if they don't want to collapse under the weight of their production costs, is to reduce those costs by finding fresh, new talent who is willing to work for reasonable sums of money. I mean, what qualities truly relevant to acting does Jennifer Aniston have that dozens or hundreds of paycheck-to-paycheck stage actors don't?

  118. They make too much any way. by philzama · · Score: 1

    For some reason we have all been programmed that Celebrity is some reason that a person should be compinstated in huge sums of money. Is what Lucas does really worth the hundreds of millions he gets paid? For that matter is Madonna/J-lo/Puff-Daddy||P-Diddy||Pinche Puto||Lucky bastard or any other singer? At the end of the day do these people REALLY do anything of any real signififcance? I think in the early days you had to be a lot smarter to get in the club.

  119. Sweet by bobibleyboo · · Score: 0

    I cant wait it is about time they stopen sucking mony out of the economy. Most of the best movies
    are made by small shops or Independants anyway..

  120. Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From the article, "Literally, our very lives are at stake now." Somehow, people not going to the movie theater, in a depression no less, *multiple* times instead of just once is killing the movie making industry and literally killing this poor fellow and the others he's referring to.

    Take a deep breath buddy, think before you speak, and don't cry like a pansy when an industry has to move from the status quo and *earn* it's cash in tough times instead of having it handed to you the same old way using the same old business models. If you're industry really can't adapt it's time for it to be replaced anyway.

    Would anybody tolerate me going around saying "I can't believe I'm only getting paid once for this! Why aren't people buying it over and over so I can make more money? Waaaaaaah!"

    Sheesh.

  121. Blah Blah Blah by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 1

    This sounds just like when George Lucas was predicting digital actors would put the regular actors out of business reasonably soon. Is it possible that DVD or some other format will lead to the down fall of cinema as we know it? Yes. Is it going to happen anytime soon? No.

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  122. Is Hollywood still in business? by kfg · · Score: 2

    I thought TV drove them under decades ago. At least that's what they told me at the time.

    Ok, let's take it a bit seriously for a moment, shall we? He says that people would rather stay home and watch a DVD.

    Who does he think is going to make the DVD's? My guess is it will be. . . a *movie studio.* Go figure.

    Maybe Hoyt's will be having trouble in a few years,(they certainly deserve it), maybe not. I still see long lines at the mall, so yeah, the *box office* might be in jeopordy, but somehow I think the "content producers" will survive, so long as they're smart enought to produce "content" at least equal to the quality of the existig catalog.

    And if they don't, well, fsck 'em, they deserve to bite the big one. I have better things to do with my time and money than watch the third live remake of a cartoon that sucked in the first place.

    KFG

  123. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Ooblek · · Score: 5, Interesting
    6. Six or seven trailers before the show starts

    I don't know about you, but the last few DVDs I bought have this 5 minute mandatory intro on them that plays before it gets to the main menu. The skip buttons are disabled during this thing, so you have to basically stop the DVD and then press play to get past the damn thing. I'm sure that this will be where trailers and teasers will be placed next.

    And to add to whatever list is building, I'm kind of getting tired of the damn teenage kids running into the theater and screaming to their friends from the wings and then running out. WTF is with this? I never did this when I hung out at the theater as a kid, and I don't remember any other fellow-annoying teenagers doing this either.

    Another point to add to the negative theater experience is that it is impossible for parents with babies to go to the movies. While there are ways of going without the baby, sometimes those options just aren't available. We decided for the price of a movie, we could go out and buy two thick steaks and a new DVD and just barbecue at home. Nice dinner, a movie, and we don't need a sitter and we can watch the movie again if we like.

  124. Theatres aren't the same ... by HealYourChurchWebSit · · Score: 1

    I can see where the combination of the DVD and the Home Theatre can spell grief for various movie theatre chains. So many of them are so small, that they barely rival someone's basement all decked out. That and their prices for bombs such as "Swept Away."

    Granted, you'd have to go to ALOT of movies to spend enough money for a good home system, but then there are no lines at home, you can pause the movie when the pizza delivery guy shows up, and you can run cartoons before the main show!

    I guess its just that the modern movie theatre experience just isn't as fun as it used to be.

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    --- have you healed your church website?
  125. Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Windows IIS 5000 dollars too much

    ASP 10 dollars too much

    Your password and user name exposed to the world...PRICELESS

  126. What crack are they smoking? by scharkalvin · · Score: 2

    First of all who is making the movies that are going on to DVD's? The same people that are making them for the theatres. So maybe the theatres could go under, but not Hollywood. They would just be selling to a new market. But you might see a return to having rental DVD's come out before the ones you can buy.

    But the idea that the home theatre experience is better than the movie experience is crazy. Unless you can afford a 200" screen projection set, subwoofers that go down to 10 hz, 7 channel sound systems driven by 200 watt amps, etc: I don't think you have the same thing at home. It's true that some theatres plain suck, but a good theatre with a real THX sound system is something that few people are going to emulate at home. I will continue to patronize my local theatres when a movie worth seeing comes out. I will also buy or rent DVD's that are worth seeing again (or for the first time if I missed the flick in the theatre). I will wait for the turkeys to come on cable.....hmm, Scobie Doo should be on showtime or hbo real soon now.

  127. Next 3 years my eye!!!! by Dugsmyname · · Score: 1

    Do they think everyone will own a DVD player in the next 3 years? let alone, have a "HOME THEATRE" system? Movie piracy may slow DVD sales and may slightly hurt movie attendance, but the movie industry dying in 3 years is a crock.

  128. And good riddance. by Simulant · · Score: 1

    Almost without exception... Movies made primarily as art, ie from the heart/soul, without the specific intention of making assloads of money, are always better. If the money goes... perhaps the art will remain. Certainly there will be alot less crap to wade though. I seriously don't understand America's addiction to DVDs though. There are very few movies I would want to watch more than once. One of the saddest things I ever saw was a guy standing in line at Fry's with 10 DVDs (Anime & Porn) and two large bags of Beef Jerky.

  129. we took advantage by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 2

    This Simpsons quote should put it all in perspective.

    "Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks -- folks from a Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth."

  130. People who make the most money. by johnstein · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere a long time ago that you can determine what a society values the most in their lives by who makes the most money in that society.

    in today's society (I am speaking primarily about Western Society and the US in particular), we value entertainment above everything else and it shows. atheletes and actors/actresses top out making millions of dollars a year while teachers and other educators don't really make all that much. Ok, doctors DO make a lot of money too, but that can be blamed on the sheer amount of schooling required and importance of their job.

    close behind entertainment are jobs that obsesss with making more money... Wall Street etc. Engineers and Businessmen etc.

    what is my point? well, like the article said:

    Of course, his claim that "studios are barely breaking even" falls on deaf ears when I hear about 9-digit salaries for individual actors in a big-name film that's just some rehash of an old concept.

    they make that much money because society allowed them to. Maybe society is finally putting an end to it. the big screen won't die. eventually the studios will stop paying so much money for bloated "talent". sure, some big names will cry foul and kick and scream and demand respect etc, but with the advent of digital effects so readily available, i think someday we will see films on smaller budgets due to lower paychecks to the actors and possibly more lesser known stars.

    now, athletes are a whole other topic altogether..

    -John

    --
    "The definition of insanity is continuing to do the same thing and hoping for different results"
    1. Re:People who make the most money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrm. Whoever told you that "you can determine what a society values the most in their lives by who makes the most money in that society" obviously didn't value economics enough in his life to stay awake through Micro 101.

      Very popular actors, musicians, sports stars, etc. make a great deal of money because they bring in a great deal of money to their employers. They do this not because a small number of people are willing to spend a great deal of money to experience their talents, but because a large number of people are willing to spend a small amount of money to do so.

      Consider A-Rod. Using gate receipts alone -- not even considering television, radio, and merchandising -- we can figure out what he's worth to the average fan.

      In 2001, average attendance at an MLB game was 30,012. At 160 games/year, that's 4.8 million attendees. With A-Rod's salary averaging at about $20 million/year, he would need to add a little over four dollars of value per ticket for the average attendee to justify his salary.

      Four dollars per person per game: that's what society values A-Rod at. Doesn't seem so terrible, does it?

      - The Watchful Babbler

  131. Linux to blame *again* by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    (The obligatory Linux post)

    According to the box office, the box office is getting driven out of business by the home movie release people.

    The home movie release people have been crying foul on the Linux DVD people, who are driving them ount of business.

    So evidently, following the chain of damages...Linux is, according to various entertainment industry associations, responsible for wiping out most of the entertainment industry?

    Yet more proof of the damage than an unchecked open source programmer can have.

  132. Doomed? by delphin42 · · Score: 2

    The article says that the studios are becoming more and more dependent on DVDs to make their money, which doesn't really surprise anyone. That doesn't exactly forecast doom for the industry. Times are changing, and the bulk of the money comes from DVD sales. As long as it is coming from somewhere, the studios will be fine. The real problem creeps in when and if DVD copying becomes rampant and cannabalizes a significant percentage of revenue from DVD sales. This hasn't happened in the US, and doesn't appear to be a concern for the near future. Much ado about nothing, it seems.

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    -- Adam
  133. Good Riddance by bigdadro · · Score: 1

    I can't wait till hollywood belly-flops. By the time all is said in done I usually blow $35-40 to take the woman out just to a movie. I'd much rather rent the dvd and watch it on my home entertainment center. Its a win win situation: I save money and I can grope my girlfriend on my couch without offending the old people that would be sitting beside me at the theater!.

  134. This man needs help by sssmashy · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."

    Is it just me, or does Mr. McCallum sound a little paranoid/delusional? If Episode III brings in less than half a billion in box office and 3 hundred million in merchandising tie-ins, I'd be surprised. Yet Rick and George "literally" have their "very lives" at stake. I guess they're just a few pirated DVDs away from living in a cardboard box.

    1. Re:This man needs help by ShooterNeo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to mention, it will only cost 100-150 million to make Episode 3. They could release it for free and have enough money left over to make several more movies with the profits from the last two movies.

    2. Re:This man needs help by waveman · · Score: 1

      "Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."

      People tend to use exaggeration when they know their case is weak. It is also a good sign that someone knows they are lying.

      Given he is a producer - a moneyman in the movie business - it looks like this is just a self serving attempt to paint the 'piracy' of DVDs as a crisis, which it is not.

      Self serving tripe and exaggeration, in other words.

  135. Bad Economics by Steveosh · · Score: 1

    Although DVD sales may hurt the box office, this cannot single-handedly put Hollywood out of business. If more people are buying DVD's, then that signals an increase in demand for DVD's and thus the equilibrium price will go up, meaning more money for Hollywood from DVD sales. And since Hollywood can put a lowerbound on both DVD prices and movie ticket prices, and they can use tools such as delaying the release of DVD's, they can still make a considerable amount of money.

  136. WTF?? by LordSkippy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did this guy sprinkle cocaine on his corn flakes, before smoking crack this morning?

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    My karma is in a nose dive
  137. I'm all broken up by scanrate · · Score: 1

    Hollywood will go bust. Yeah, bite me. I'd rather watch the movie on my big screen at home anyway. The local theatre is run by kids who don't control the sound and the screen has holes in it.

  138. oh the violins... by dkarney · · Score: 1

    This is like when I hear doctors complaining about the state of medicine and how little they are making. I feel really sorry for them. Some doctors are being paid as little as 100k a year! (sarcasm)

    This guy is just sad that every movie he makes doesn't have "titanic" box office sales. Hollywood needs to make good films that don't cost hundreds of millions. One example, _K-19: Widiowmaker_ cost over $120 million and only grossed $80 mil. However, producer and star Harrison Ford got paid around $28 mil. On the other hand _Big Fat Greek Wedding_ only cost a little over $10 million, but has grossed over $150 mil so far.

    The focus groups probably predicted _K-19_ to be a success. BFGW probably did't even have focus groups.

    1. Re:oh the violins... by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      To be fair to doctors (hell, why not), some of them are paying insurance rates of $50,000 a year, and some are way above that. This is for malpractice insurance, which recently went through the roof due to all the idiotic jury awards of millions of dollars because people are suckers for a sad story.

      No, I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one in the woodshed. Just someone sick of the importance of money in everyone's life. Someone wins $100 million in the Lotto, great, I'm happy for them. Someone gets $28 BILLION because she's too stupid to stop smoking, I say shoot her in the head, and all her family, just to make the point sink in.

    2. Re:oh the violins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no shit. Why should a doctor who spent, what, like 10 years studying to be a doctor- why should that guy make $100k a year? Anyone can do it, right? I mean, he only has to be responsible for the quality of peoples lives. If he fucks up, he could, maybe, disfigure or even kill someone. it's not like there's any pressure there. Why should he make that much?

      I guess lives are cheap. Equipment is expensive. Well, if you buy SGI...

    3. Re:oh the violins... by dkarney · · Score: 1

      I never said anything about them not deserving high salaries. I think they should be paid well. I am just tired of them complaining about not being paid enough.

      It was an analogy to the movie producer (who probably nets millions a year) complaining about low movie profits.

  139. Home Theatre Dating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What bollocks. People will always want to go to the movies -- it's the experience they're interested in. And there's always this: "Want to go to a movie tonight?" vs "Want to come around to my place and watch a movie?" Going to a movie means a safe, neutral location.

  140. Who cares? by handsome+devil · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows the best films skip the theaters and go straight to video/DVD. For instance, the Guy Ritchie/Madonna epic, "Swept Away"...

  141. Despite some already posted annoyances... by ZipR · · Score: 1

    It is actually kind of fun to see movies in public, rather than being at home all the time. Why do people go to sporting events rather than watching them at home for free with better views and real beer?

  142. History repeats itself.... by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the 50's and 60's they said TV will kill the film industry.

    In the late 70's/early 80's they said the VCR will kill the film industry.

    Now Rick McCallum is claiming that DVD will kill the film industry.

    He claims that "single movie that can survive on box office gross alone". That may be true, but only because of natural competition. The total revenue for a movie in the day and age is theater release + home release. That TOTAL revenue is what pays salaries and production costs. What, did he think the DVD was going to be just pure profit? Actors aren't making 20 million just based on theater release.

    But it is unlikely that theaters are going away anytime soon. Why? Because the studios control the supply and demand for movies (for the most part). You pay $8.00 to go to a movie because you can't see it on tape, even if you had a movie quality home theater. And it is going to be decades before >50% of the public has movie quality home theaters anyway. They release the movie on DVD only after noone is seeing it in the theaters anymore.

    Now piracy may be an issue and that is one of the points he seems to be making. However, in order to be all that widespread everyone would need T1 lines to their houses and the total bandwidth of the Internet would have to be tripled. Most people will still be on dialup in 3 years, so mass use of a Napster-clone is unlikely to be feasible. Unless people are willing to stay online for 2 weeks to download a movie.

    Brian Ellenberger

  143. Trailers *are* the best.... by Wheaty18 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The trailers are usually the best part of the movie... heh.

  144. Better movies by dlakelan · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if you can't afford to hire 9 figure salaried actors to do pap, we'll get better movies like My Dinner with Andre

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  145. I guess he... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...doesn't McCallum like he McSeesum

  146. No More Shopping Malls! by SniffleBear · · Score: 1

    This is the same sh*t they said about shopping malls when online shopping was the new thing.

    These guys don't realize the fundamental difference between the movies and a DVD. The social experience! Why do you think shopping malls are still crowded even though we have the ability to virtually buy anything we want while taking a dump in your house?!

    Likewise, the movies will always be a place to meet chicks, hug your girlfriend when they cry, and movie popcorn just tastes much better.

    Just my 2 cents, and all of you better agree :)

  147. He's on Crack by ackthpt · · Score: 2

    It's like saying TV ruined the Movie industry of the 1930's. Seems the lines I see outside the theaters are contrary to McCallum's view that people would prefer to see things on a tiny screen without much detail.

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  148. Yeah..RITE!.. by ixxologic · · Score: 1

    I'll belive this the day we're invaded by flying diapers from outer space.! As far as being a region2 person the general lower quality of R2 dvds and less extra material.(check the audio on the R2 and R1 dvd of LOTR its HORRIBLE!!) delayed releasedates etc, and that movies hit the cinema here often months after the USA, is the NUMBER ONE reason for dlling movies from the internet, I for one am sick and tired of being discriminated against just because I dont live in the land of PATRIOT/DMCA acts, dumbass powerhungry world leaders wich support the death penalty and claim to belive in god..and more double standards than the rest of the world combined!! The movie and music industry in its present form deserves everything they get, and more.

  149. Bunch of bull, by deRusett · · Score: 1

    The Theater industry will not die, not a chance, I love both, going to the movies and watching them at home on TV with a DVD player. At the movies you get Huge screen, great sound, here 100 opinions of eah scean, race eat as much of your free refill popcorn as you can so when the cart guy comes in half way threw the movie you can get a fresh bag, No clean up after, Night out, worth 3 days of no nagging. At home you get Your chair, Beer, seeing all of the movie and hearing it cause no one is talking, pausing for washroom break, Hamburgers and fries, foot rest, clean up, nagging that you should have spent the night "talking" /*listening to bitching*/ . How can either of thouse die?? Oh and as a young teen the movies also provide a place in the dark. ;-)

  150. Barely breaking even is normal... by sjbe · · Score: 2

    ...for a competitive industry. Take a micro-economics course and they'll tell you all about it. In a very competitive industry in the long run no one makes large profits because they all get competed away.

    While the movie industry isn't perfectly competitive, it sure isn't anything resembling a monopoly. (despite the MPAA cartel on distribution, that's a different kettle of fish than the studios...) It doesn't really surprise me that a lot of studios are having trouble making money because they have little sustainable competitive advantage. Sure they make money (in the short run) on some hit films, but that isn't a sustainable revenue stream in most cases. Even the most successful movies revenue streams (theater + video + merchandising) taper off over time. So they have to keep inventing new movies to make money which means the industry is very competitive. It's very hard to make money in a very competitive industry.

  151. R.I.P. George Lucas, et. al by saxmanb · · Score: 1

    Then we're screwed. Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."

    Maybe triumph could cover the funeral.

  152. What big screen? by alexander.morgan · · Score: 1

    Most movie theaters have postage stamp size screens these days, with mediocre sound and uncomfortable seats. Compared to that, a $20,000 home theater wins hands down, and most days just sitting in bed watching a movie on a regular TV is a winner.

    Nothing at home however can beat the experience of watching a film in Panavision on a giant screen, with bone rattling sound. So perhaps we'll see a revival of the big screen--big as in big. Good riddance to the Multiplex!

    Nah, studio executives aren't that smart. Who cares what movie goers want. Maybe they can just buy an amendment to the Disney welfare act, and collect a Multiplex survival tax from all people with functioning eyeballs.

  153. After the last 2 star wars movies by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2

    I agree, the box office is doomed

  154. Damned... by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

    communists are at it again!

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    'A lie if repeated often enough, becomes the truth.' - Goebbels
  155. such utter bullshit by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2
    Even IF the box office dies completely, Hollywood will still be raking in the big dollars, because DVD's/rentals will sell a whole lot more.

    And don't get me started on piracy; movie "piracy" isn't even a dent in their damn sales...

    Bunch of theiving fucking liars...

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    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  156. They can go out of business... by ppetrakis · · Score: 1

    As soon as they finish making Evil Dead 4 :-) .
    That's right, shop smart. Shop s-mart. YOU GOT THAT!

    Raimi and Co. are hinting about it in the directors cut to AoD. Turn on the
    commentary and you'll see what I mean. I can only hope :-)

    Peter

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  157. -1 Redundant by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When TV came out (circa 1950s), people from the movie studios claimed it would be the death of the big screen cinema. They adapted and survived and made more money than before.

    When VCRs came out (circa 1980), people from the movie studios claimed it would be the death of the big screen cinema. They adapted and survived and made more money than before.

    When so-called piracy came out (circa 1980s), people from the movie studios claimed it would be the death of the big screen cinema. They adapted and survived and made more money than before.

    Now that DVDs and overly expensive home theaters are out, someone from the movie studios is claiming it will be the death of the big screen cinema.

    These people really have no clue what they're talking about, do they?

    Come on, people. Yeah, cinemas are grossly overpriced, but people keep going to them in droves. There's a very heavy social aspect there that no one seems to realize. Your family isn't "going out together" if you rent a movie (or stream it from a server) onto your own 30" screen. It's not really a date with your girlfriend if you're not paying for her rip-off slime popcorn at a theater.

    Yeah, I'm sure this guy is speaking for himself, not for the company. That doesn't make him any less of a short-sighted dork for saying it.

    I have full faith and confidence in the ability of American business to figure out how to make a buck no matter what the technology is.

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    --GrouchoMarx
    Card-carrying member of the EFF, FSF, and ACLU. Are you?

  158. Finishing Episode III in time by uw_dwarf · · Score: 1

    Well, they should still make it and not disappoint the people anticipating another B-movie, and to bring production closure to a story everyone can fill in. There are still some surprises that could find their way into the movie.

    In retrospect, Lucas could have done what New Line did with The Lord of the Rings trilogy--film them at once, and release them sporadically. But he seems to have wanted the latest and greatest special effects and as many computer-generated characters (they're non-union) as he could get and still keep his second attempt at a triennial release schedule. Now the technology he wanted to exploit has the potential to bite him in the bankroll.

    In further retrospect, he really should have done I-III and VII-IX while the theatre was the best place to see the films. But he hadn't figured out where he wanted the stories to go by that time. Oh, well. It's his loss, and a small one in comparison to the huge gains he took on the original trilogy.

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    The Seventh Rule: Take others more seriously than yourself, particularly when you are leading them.
    1. Re:Finishing Episode III in time by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      But he hadn't figured out where he wanted the stories to go by that time.

      [Insert obvious remark here.]

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    2. Re:Finishing Episode III in time by jmauro · · Score: 2

      On second thought that would of been a bad idea. Jar Jar would have a major role in all three films instead of just the first one.

  159. What a bunch of baloney... by twoslice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and who exactly releases the movies on DVD?

    If Hollywood thought that the DVD business was cutting into their market then they just have to release the DVD version at a later date, simple...

    Gimme a break! This is just a doomsayer trying to get people to go to the theaters to get their numbers up (read profit).

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  160. Riiiight... by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And they're not making money from DVD sales? I'm sorry, what does it cost... $.05 per disc? Probably less? The movie makers will continue to make money irregardless. And if the movie theatres can't stay open well that's just too bad. They should have figured out a way to make us want to come and put up with their ridiculous prices and all the annoying patrons that you have to sit with. I'm sorry, I'm still paying, I'm not going to feel sorry for them.

    1. Re:Riiiight... by medscaper · · Score: 1

      What in the hell does irregardless mean?

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  161. Stadium style seating... by mekkab · · Score: 2

    the last time I went to the movies for "Crouching tiger hidden dragon" (yeah, I just don't go. I dvd. In fact, I'm so far out of the loop that cable tv keeps showing me new movies!)
    They had stadium style seating. It had padding. I think I even remember some love seats.

    It was a lot more comfortable than I remember ever being at a movie. The additional choices in food is another attempt at a better experience.

    However the sticky floors and 10+ previews remain.

    If I want to watch previews, I'll watch E! It's far more sassier.

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    1. Re:Stadium style seating... by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      far more sassier.

      ITYM, far more sassy.

      As in:

      Can you say, SASSY?

      or

      That's SASSY!

      RIP Phil.

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  162. Home Theatre is better... by tsmit · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only thing i need is a baby crying, a woman talking on her cell phone, and teenage kids kicking the back of my couch to make it a true movie-going experience.

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    1. Re:Home Theatre is better... by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      At that point, the $5 drink is well-spent if it's tipped over your shoulder onto the kicking cretin behind you.

      "Oops."

      A flash camera works well too, although that causes other potentially innocent casualties in its blast radius.

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  163. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 2
    It's pretty funny that they are trying to subject the movie goer to this, after all, where are they going to go? Buy more overpriced snacks? It's a more captive audience.

    Of course, you're going to have violate the DMCA to break the access controls at some point in the future if you want to skip over the adds and the FBI warning. At least you can turn the volume down and do something else for a few minutes.

  164. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

    That little tidbit is the reason why I've cut my movie-going in half.

  165. This is Due to Expensive Theatre Prices by splitfyre · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thanks to the theatres hiking up the prices to go see a movie in the theatre is the real reason! Right now it is $13.50 to go see a movie at our theatres here on the West Coast. Why not wait for the DVD in 5 months when I can just buy the movie for $10 more?

    This is the REAL problem. Cut the cost of theatre ticket prices and maybe more people will go back to the theatres, rather than retreat to their PC systems and/or home theatres.

    I don't have a home theatre setup, but a TV with DVD is fine by me. :D

  166. he's ignoring the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People like to Go Out. As strange as it seems to us normal folk, going out to the movies is a pleasant experience for a large number of people. Somehow you're a loser if you stay home and watch the same movie that you could see at a theater. People like to make phone calls, dress up, go to the movies, go to dinner.

    The box office isn't going away anytime soon. That guy is a fool to even say it; look at the damn box office gross figures.

    1. Re:he's ignoring the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What this insightful post neglects to mention is that it isn't a pleasant experience to go to the theater any more unless you are attending an art theatre or something where people actually respect the fact that others in the audience are there to enjoy a film, and not there to enjoy an annoying and loud audience.

  167. And how many films made $80+million this summer? by Im_Tarded · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And im talking in the first week. Lets see Spider man, StarWars, That mike myers movie, MIB 2 (i think). With Spider man alone making over 300 million in the first month. Yeah DVDs are killing the Box office. And all these movies being trading are sure hurting it too.

  168. And the 2.5 seal was broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Revelation 666

    And the 2.5 seal was broken and a lo of THX was heard in the land. There the angel of death began to distribute movies and music for free via the interenet and flea markets. Then the great knight of Capitalism Jackus Valentius stood and proclaimed, "I told you VHS was going to destroy us." There all of the actors and support people let out a great sound of pain.

  169. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by dkarney · · Score: 1

    Go to the movies still has its merits.

    - you can see the movie before TV and friends ruin the plot by telling you too much
    - the sound system is much better (then most of us have)
    - the screen is much bigger (than most of us have)
    - the new theaters with big seats with headrests that rock are very comfortable

    Who buys popcorn anyway? It's just a ploy to make us buy more drinks. I always sneak in some food I bought at 7-11.

    Is that against the DMCA or the implied EULA I agree to when purchasing tickets? :)

  170. Stop selling noisy candy! by jonr · · Score: 2

    I hate it when some teensies are eating popcorn from loud paperbags. I hate the candy in the sellofan plastic. I hate the friggin breaks. And the cell phones (Get some jammers!). And lousy projectors. (Brighter in the middle, uneven focus) And the bad sound.
    The newest cinemas are better, but they still suffer from the paperbag problem.

  171. In a related development by Joey7F · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bar owners claim that grocery stores selling alcohol is cut into their profits. They were quoted as saying "No one will go out to drink alcohol at inflated prices if they can get drink at home"

    Sigh...

    --Joey

  172. The Theatre Experience is Crumbling by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm with most others; I don't really this idea that DVDs are killing the theatre experience. However I very much concede McCallum's points about movie 'purists' preferring the home theatre experience.

    About 3 years ago in Canada we had a projectionists' union strike. It didn't end well. The frequency of fuckups in my moviegoing experience has at least tripled. They are constantly threading the film up - especially first releases - with the wrong lens (i.e. anamorphic vs. standard). Film breaks are more common, and apparently unrepairable now.

    They run innumerable ads before movies now. When I hear the voice say 'and now a word from our sponsor...' I feel like standing up and spouting off for 10 minutes because I am their goddam sponsor.

    The popcorn prices are laughable. The soda/pop prices are fucking astronomical.

    Mobile phones. Laser pointers. Hell, GameBoys.

    The waits have gotten longer.

    First-run movies often get cycled 24-7 so the prints fall apart faster. Which means you need to see it earlier (see previous point).

    I liked the theatre experience before; there's a certain crowd-vibe that is really enjoyable, sometimes even saving you from a bad film (the complete derision shown in the last Godzilla remake was spectacular. I've never seen a whole movie openly, loudly mocked by the entire audience before. And it was fun.)

    These days though... being able to control the lighting and sound perfectly, being able to pause to go to the can, eating my own sensibly-priced junk food... like most, I make a judgement call when a movie comes out. If I'm dying to see it, I'll go. Those movies are rare these days.

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    1. Re:The Theatre Experience is Crumbling by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      I live in Los Angeles. In my personal experience, the "theater experience" hasn't changed much in the last 15 years. There's more ads, but that more or less all came at once in a rush about 5 years ago, and hasn't gone up since. Projection problems haven't gone up, that I've noticed (I see a lot of movies). First-run prints look good even several weeks after a movie opens. Prices have been horrendous since I *first* started going to the movies (although AMC has changed... back when they were first around, they had CHEAP concession food, like $1.50 for a medium popcorn, not $3.50... the "big" candy boxes were $2 instead of $3.75... etc.). Maybe it's just a Canadian thing.

      Cellphones have become more of a problem, but not that much more. I've heard a cellphone go off during a movie about one in four times I go to see a movie, and you know what? It's annoying for those few seconds, then I quickly forget about it. I think most people are the same way. Nobody ends the movie bitching about the cellphone that rang 20 minutes into it.

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  173. Cry-Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, yes, Star Wars box-office revenue is in decline and Rick flys off the handle and blames it all on the evil DVD.

    Hey Rick, get a clue pal. Have you considered the possibility that people are avoiding your films because they suck?

    Many other films, which I will not utter here, have done quite well...

    Jealous?

  174. TOO CROWDED by clmensch · · Score: 1
    Here in Manhattan, if you don't get to a movie at LEAST half an hour in advance, you'll get a crappy seat...and that's for two people! It's awful...who wants to sit in the theater for half an hour watching those lame slideshow ads? But if you show up too late, your $10+ per person is not well spent because you're sitting way off to the side/back of the theater.

    Maybe I should live in a city that doesn't have 10 million entertainment-focused people?

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    1. Re:TOO CROWDED by WildBeast · · Score: 2

      Same here, so we try to go at times where there aren't many people.

  175. Re:In other news... The sky is falling by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
    Hollywood makes lots of great movies, and a lot of bad ones. But they've only been around for less than 100 years. They may simply be a short-lived 20th century phenomena, with other forms of entertainment eventually taking over.

    Exactly -- But bear baiting will be around forever!

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  176. I'll start going more often again... by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...when they STOP showing commercials to a captive audience before the movie. The excuse that the commercials are buffering increasing ticket prices is, IMO, bunk. Tickets here in Cinci have risen about 20% in the last couple of years. I used to go to about 10 movies a year, now it's down to about 3 and those are *matinees*.

  177. Movies Suck, Movie Theaters Suck. 'Nuff Said by the_rev_matt · · Score: 2

    It's already been said here, but here's my deal:

    I haven't seen a movie in a theater in about 4 years, and I've seen a total of 7 in the theater in the last 10 years. I hate movie theaters (filthy, distractions, etc etc even at big premieres in Westwood). I'd tolerate how much the theaters suck (as I have 7 times in the past 10 years) if movies were worth watching in the first place. They very very rarely are. I haven't seen LOTR, Episode II, or any of the other "must see" movies of the last few years, and guess what? I don't feel like I'm missing out.

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  178. Must suck... by jmpvm · · Score: 1

    being obsoleted.

  179. Better Price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You must see a lot of movies for your dvd player, sound system and display to cost less than the theater. I still go to the theater because I can see a LOT of movies for seven dollars each to cover the cost of even a simple home theater setup.

    Just my $7.02

  180. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by JudasBlue · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, a couple of theaters in the east bay area where I live are addressing just these issues and doing a gangbusters job of it. The Parkway theater is a small brewpub/theater environment that carefully crafts their movie schedule to theme nights and provides special nights for things like people with small children and they do boffo business at $5.00 a ticket.

    The Paramount Theater, in Oakland, CA provides a great old-time experience, including prize giva-aways, live organ music and a ton of other fun extras, again for a low ticket price, and they are packed for every show I have atteneded there.

    Theaters that keep cramming in more seats and charging higher ticket prices for the same sub-standard experience SHOULD start to die, but specialty houses that cater to their clientelle will be able to keep picking up the slack and hopefully spread out from their hardcore urban niche to the rest of the country. Which for me would be a good thing.

    And the death of the blockbuster would just be icing on the cake for me.

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  181. umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far no one has mentioned the obvious... Movies now a days generally suck. Every year there will be a few real good ones, but overall the studios are releasing crap. Who want's to see Free Willy part 9, Collateral Crap, Ice noplot Age, Pokemon 4, Stuart Little 2, Triple crap... I haven't seen a ton of new movies because my past few years have been really bad experiences with them. More examples is the batman series. 1 was great. 2 was alright, the rest just sucked.

    There have been really good movies though too. Black Hawk Down, Minority Report, Trasnpoter, Bourne Identity, to name a few. But in general, no one wants to see scream 7 or half the crud they toss out. I think they studios need to re-think what they are releasing and also reduce the salerys from $20 million per paycheck/movie for a star, to maybe $5 million. Just my thoughts.

  182. Call me a cheapskate... by Calaf · · Score: 1

    but going out to the movies is getting to be too damned expensive. I refuse to pay $8 or more to see a show in the evening. I haven't gone to an evening show in years. Matinee prices are also creeping up, and if they go up much more I'll have to start cutting down the frequency at which I go to movies.

    And the candy and snack prices are outrageous! I never buy food from a movie theatre. If snacks were reasonably priced, I might buy something, but at 300% of the cost of what you would pay elsewhere, I pass.

    Renting videotapes at $2 or $3 give me much more entertainment value for my dollar. Or else I go to my local library, where they rent movies on videotape for free!

  183. Huh? by beleg777 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So the movie industry isn't making money off of all those DVD sales? If they aren't, they are doing something really wrong. If they are, well, it shouldn't be the end of the movie industry then. Perhaps just a rearanging of priorities.

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  184. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by joshsisk · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't mind the trailers... I like trailers.

    What I _do_ mind are the commercials. There were four or five commercials in front of the last movie I saw, and only one trailer!

  185. It's just LucasFilm by Mr.+Ibby · · Score: 1

    It all sounds like the standard LucsaFilm BS. However there is some truth in people not going as much. I don't know about you, but the movies I usually want to see are limited release. So I need to drive an hour and a half to Hollywood, then the theater charges $9.75. The only way I can justify paying that is that I am a film student, and I can only hope that people will come and do the same for my movies when I release them. If theaters charged $7.00 a movie, I'd be a little more likely to pay it, and if they charged $5.00 a movie I would definately go more than twice as much.

  186. Kuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if they actually employed an A/V guy to ya know, clean the projectors, put them in focus and actually directed at the screen, replaced blown speakers, turned down the god damn subwoofer a little bit and some other sound adjustments, I might go again...'til then my home system is just plain better.

  187. This is a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years."

    And this would be a bad thing?

    Americans are becoming fat, stupid and lazy because they sit around having simulated experiences instead of getting outdoors and having real experiences. Corporate thinking is about replacing the real with the artificial. You can't sell real. You can sell artificial.

    So I say to hell with Hollywood and let's all get real!

  188. Pure Balls by mrbuckles · · Score: 2

    A statement like this is pure balls coming from a guy working for a company that's put out two mediocre offerings in the last couple of years that made major bucks because people are in love with their franchise.

    If moviegoers were really content to wait for the dvd release why were so many people standing in line? If moviegoers were really into stealing movies and watching them at home, how did these films do so well -- especially given that the demographic they cater to is, on average, likely to be more tech savvy than the demographic catered to on the average?

    It's hard to feel sorry for folks who want to squelch all news about their product, get oodles of money for doing a half-assed job and then whine when somebody nicks a penny from the collection plate.

  189. Hollywood out of business...? by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1


    1. Can't happen soon enough.
    2. I don't believe it for a second.

  190. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by einstein · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or use Free DVD playing software. ogle works well, and I can zoom right by that FBI warning.
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  191. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    Can someone tell me which movies these are? I have three DVD players (my laptop, an Oritron and my Playstation 2 w/DVD software & remote) and I've yet to encounter these mandatory trailers. Is it just my DVD players or am I not renting the right movies with these trailers?

  192. The only movie worth seeing in a theater... by aleksey · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... is the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    Everything else really doesn't have the value-add to make it worth driving out to a mega-plex to be surrounded by the same people you see on Cops and Girls Gone Wild.

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    1. Re:The only movie worth seeing in a theater... by Dan+D. · · Score: 2
      Everything else really doesn't have the value-add to make it worth driving out to a mega-plex to be surrounded by the same people you see on Cops and Girls Gone Wild.

      Girls Gone Wild, eh? Which theatre is that again?

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    2. Re:The only movie worth seeing in a theater... by WaKall · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't mind a little drive to see the same people they have on Girls Gone Wild. After all, it's only gas money.

      But cops, on the other hand, I'll pass on. They film in redneck towns.

    3. Re:The only movie worth seeing in a theater... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, just because it's illegal to wear a shirt after dark in a redneck town is no reason to dis it...

      (and if I can spell correctly while totally drunk off my ass, Joe Assmonkey has ZERO excuse to confuse 'loose' for 'lose'...)

  193. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The trailers are awesome, although the trend toward commercials sucks.

    My wife and I go to the same, megasuperduper stadium-seating theater every time. We even drive extra miles for it. The seats are comfy, no obstructed views, and the food is actually much, much better than it used to be in theaters (ice cream, nachos, free soda and popcorn refills -- where were those?).

    All told, it's probably a cheaper experience than dining a tier above fast food, plus we get to watch a movie.

    If we stayed home, rented a DVD and ordered a pizza it'd be about the same money. I just wish that there was a pizza+movie delivery service.

  194. They are also ridiculously expensive by msobkow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It costs about $8-9 USD for a ticket for one person. If a couple is going, that's $16-18 just to get in the door, and there are a rather large number of DVDs that sell for that price (including new releases.)

    Anyone with kids is hopelessly punished by the ticket prices, not to mention the confectionary stand. (Suuuure you can convince the kids to skip that $2 medium drink and those $3.50 candies!)

    And for what? To have your feet stick to the floor? To listen to the idiot with the cell phone, or the couple/group that spend more time talking than watching? Perhaps for the joy of screaming "Focus! Focus!" when the monkey upstairs in the projection booth lets everything go fuzzy?

    As to "going bankrupt", maybe Hollywood's big money directors and stars will be forced to do what many of us in the tech industry did last year -- take a pay cut in order to keep working. I realize 10-15% cuts for them amount to a few million dollars a year in some cases, but they can afford it far better than "normal" people can.

    And if I hear another MPAA or RIAA exec trying to justify the prices as being necessary to cover the costs of producing the "failures", I think I'm going to puke. No other industry I know of tries to justify their costs by pointing to perpetual mis-management, poor marketing, and poor salary negotiation skills. It's called "ROI" people, and if you can't grasp that basic concept and deal with it you should be out of business!

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    1. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by chrisseaton · · Score: 1

      8-9 USD, christ! That's over £6!!

      I only pay £4 at my local cinema here in Winchester, and the staff makes sure everyone always turns off their phone. The popcorn is great, and the portions huge.

      It's worth mentioning this cinema is independant by the way, could that have anything to do with it?

    2. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by kiwimate · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's worth mentioning this cinema is independant by the way, could that have anything to do with it?

      Yes.

      Check prices in London, and you'll find they're more in the £5 to £7 range.

      When I go to the independent cinema here in Pennsylvania, it's more like $5 US. And you actually get movies that are worth watching!

    3. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Funny

      The popcorn is great, and the portions huge.

      Wow! That popcorm MUST be great.... Oh, wait. I thought you said the patrons were huge.

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    4. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by falloutboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "And if I hear another MPAA or RIAA exec trying to justify the prices as being necessary to cover the costs of producing the "failures", I think I'm going to puke. No other industry I know of tries to justify their costs by pointing to perpetual mis-management, poor marketing, and poor salary negotiation skills. It's called "ROI" people, and if you can't grasp that basic concept and deal with it you should be out of business!"

      It seems to me that research and development in most industries is like this. That is, the profit from the few successes pays for the R&D on everything else.

      I disagree with your statement that the film industry is bad at marketing. I think they're really really good at marketing, even for crappy products.

      Also, it seems to me that MPAA and RIAA employees don't make films or records. I'm guessing you meant movie studio and record company executives, in which case I must point out that I've never ever heard any of those people refer to any of their products as failures.

    5. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is extremely expensive in the Bay Area for movies. I live within 20 minutes of about 50-70 screens. Admission price? $8.75/ticket.

      When I lived in Washington state (5 months ago) tickets were $7.25/ticket. So I am paying a premium of, um, 20% to see a movie here.

      Plus some movies get censored here. I went looking for Jonah (a kids movie with "Christian" values) and found the nearest cinema showning was over 45 minutes away, directly away from the population centers. This same movie was still running heavily in areas with fewer theaters, but was censored in the tolerent and loving Bay area.

    6. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone with kids is hopelessly punished by the ticket prices, not to mention the confectionary stand. (Suuuure you can convince the kids to skip that $2 medium drink and those $3.50 candies!)

      Bull. Tell them no, stay firm. If they insist, talk to the manager to get your money back and don't take them to the movies anymore.

      I'm sick of people w/kids saying they have no control over them. You don't have to listen to your kids, no matter how annoying they might be.

    7. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      As to "going bankrupt"
      In Durham Region (southern Ontario, Canada) we now have some 300 new screens. There are atleast two major theatres in every city with population +30k people, and it seems that there is atleast one major theatre in most cities +10k. Some cities have as many as 4+ theatres, each typically with 8-12 screens. The GTA is even worse, with 30-screen monstogoogolplexes springing up everywhere. I think there's one aptly named the "Pantheon" (moreso for the size and shape...)

      If these guys are going bankrupt, I'd sure like to join them.

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    8. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by maroon_dog · · Score: 1

      "It seems to me that research and development in most industries is like this. That is, the profit from the few successes pays for the R&D on everything else." I wouldn't equate movie making with R&D. Sure, there's some R&D in special effects, but those effects are reusable (like the R&D that went into QuakeIII and got reused in a bazillion games). They don't need to keep producing crap to find out what works. The R&D argument is further nullified by the fact that sequels generally get worse instead of better incomparison to the original movie. I agree with your statement about marketing. I'd put a different spin on it though. Perhaps the movie guys wouldn't have to spend so much on marketing if they'd stick to making good movies. Witness My Big Fat Greek Wedding. And of course the movie types don't refer to their products as failures. Those guys have the nation's largest egos.

    9. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      It must not be politically correct, or not have enough "alternative lifestyle" types.

      Wait, it stars an all vegetable cast, right? No cucumbers?

    10. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has a cucumber. It even has Asperagus!

    11. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by chadm1967 · · Score: 1

      AWESOME post!!! It could not have been said better...

    12. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, no one cares if hollywood goes out of buisness. Infact the world would be a better place without them. The minute they're gone a million new companies will rush to take their place because of the demand for entertainment. Maybe finally we'll get some quality entertainment.

    13. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooo... kay. So if your favorite Christian theater refuses to show "Eyes Wide Shut", they're censoring it?

      They're a private business. They can show whatever the hell they please---they could show only Battlefield Earth from now until they ran out of money.

      One more time, for those in the cheap seats: Businesses cannot censor! Only your government can! Not a difficult concept, folks.

    14. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2

      "The popcorn is great, and the portions huge."

      Maybe so, but ya'll put suger on your popcorn. Blech!

      Of course you folks also consume warm beer, and jellied eels...

      SAY NO MORE!

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    15. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by dcm1101 · · Score: 1

      The truly annoying part about this whole thing is that instead of improving the value of watching a movie in the theater, Hollywood seems to prefer the option of decreasing the value of buying a DVD by limiting what you can do with them. DIVX (the DVD competitor not the codec) was the kind of future that Hollywood wants to see. They'll keep trying to make it happen.

    16. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by cortices · · Score: 1

      censor Pronunciation Key (snsr) n. 1. A person authorized to examine books, films, or other material and to remove or suppress what is considered morally, politically, or otherwise objectionable.
      Anyone can censor. I think what you mean is that when a business does it, your first ammendment rights are not being impeded.

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    17. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by nege · · Score: 1

      Wow, I agree with you so much it hurts. I almost always wait to go to the theatre and just buy a DVD instead. The Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD has SO MUCH content on it that I have been watching it for days!! Whereas the movie theatre experience is everything you mentioned. The only movies I will go see are Matrix sequels, Harry Potter sequels, Star Wars (I just HAVE to even though they arent as good nowadays) and of course LOTR (December 18!!). And ill see them on opening night. Any other movie is worth waiting for. Just my opinion.

    18. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by geekee · · Score: 1

      Every industry has failures whose losses need to be covered by their successes. I know a guy at IBM who said he worked on seven projects over ten years, six of which didn't go anywhere. If there was no chance of failure, there would be no risk, and everyone would be investing. That's how the business world works. In the end, if the bottom line is red because of DVD sales being less profitable than movie ticket sales, they can always choose not to release on DVD. I'm not sure why the guy in the article is complaining, other than the worry of piracy, which will be a big issue as internet bandwidth increases.

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    19. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by e40 · · Score: 2

      Don't foget the snacks. I hate it when I forget to bring my own (or don't have time). Last time I, I got some M&M's. A small bag, really. Cost? $5.

      Seriously, it seems more and more the only people that go to movies are:

      1. People with babies. I shit you not. Right behind me at the Barber Shop. 3 month old.

      2. Teenagers. Where else can they hang out?

      3. Little kids. Seems like lots of parents are dumping their kids at movies these days. Waaaay too many unescorted kids.

      And given the prices, as people have pointed out, most of us would prefer to watch it on DVD...

    20. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by ignavus · · Score: 1

      And for what? To have your feet stick to the floor? To listen to the idiot with the cell phone, or the couple/group that spend more time talking than watching? Perhaps for the joy of screaming "Focus! Focus!" when the monkey upstairs in the projection booth lets everything go fuzzy?

      And you left out the really big guy who sits straight in front of you and blocks out about a third of the screen, so you have to keep squirming back and forth to see the film.

      I once had to watch a movie standing up at the back of the theatre, because my seat was behind a massively tall guy with a big polynesian hairdo. There were no other seats empty.

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    21. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Warm beer in the UK is because we actually have beer which tastes good.
      Not like these half-arsed low alcohol imitations, that _have_ to be chilled in order to be drinkable.

    22. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Totally agree, much like the CD industry complaining of 'sluggish sales' when cd's are $20 a pop.

      How many times are parents going to pay for a kid to see the same movie at $9/pop?

      No repeats? No shit. The sound is better at my house, and a 65" screen 8' away beats getting to the movies 45 minutes early and only having front row, which gives me a 35' screen 10' away.(Transporter opening next weekend). Oh yeah, I can buy the movie and a 12 pack for the price of 2 tickets and a coke, don't have to deal with idiots and can hit pause if someone needs step out for a second.

      How many millions do the stars make per picture? Cry me a river. Yeah they're going broke.

      Great book "Sex Stupidity and Greed: Inside the American Movie Industry"

      Chapter 1: Waterworld: 'nuff said'

    23. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to mention the most uncomfortable seats.

  195. FILM parties?? by bsdparasite · · Score: 1
    "This other thing is a tornado. The business will implode once you can download a movie, give it to your friends and not have a moral problem with doing it. Then we're screwed. Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."

    Is this guy SERIOUS? I mean...cut me some slack. So this guy and Lucas haven't made any money at all from the toys, action figures, costumes, DVDs, laser discs, box office, books etc., etc.,??

    I do understand that the DVD experience is becoming better by the day, but come on, who doesn't like going to the movies if they are actually made well??

  196. Well for $16 for two tickets and ... by greenskyx · · Score: 1

    another $10 for two sodas and some popcorn, can you really blame me if I just spend $15 and can watch the DVD over and over? I live in a cheaper part of the country so I can imagine that other people have to pay more for their movies and popcorn at the theater... bugger off rich movie people.

  197. What's this guy doing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...putting in for Valenti's job when he retires?

  198. movies are to be fun, not complicated by fermion · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The issue of needsing more movie theaters patrons and other revenue to pay for the more expensive movies is directly related to people staying home.

    For instance, I used to go to movies a lot. I used to have a main stream movie theaters close to me. That theater is now closed and I have to go much farther to another theater where i have to pay for parking, where they have several concesion stands but even on busy weekends they only have one open, usually with only two staff, to serve the entire 30 screens, and where they clean up the during the credits. And don't get me started on the five minutes of unrelated product commericals. I never had these problems at my old theater.

    Going to a movie is no longer a pleasent experience, and it has nothing to do with cell phones, or people talking, or babies. It has to do with the number of screens and the number of seats that is necceary to show a main stream movie. Movie going should not be something that has to be scheduled, planned, and carried out in a careful operation. It is supposed to be fun.

    So, I mostly go to the occasional art flick where I can drop in, buy a ticket, and enjoy the show without having the experience ruined by excessive lines, cleaning staff, or overt commercials.

    And, in time, I may get a home theater, and more DVDs. Of course, if the DVDs continue to become increasing draconian, I may just abandon the whole movie going expereince

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  199. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    the last few DVDs I bought have this 5 minute mandatory intro on them that plays before it gets to the main menu. The skip buttons are disabled during this thing

    Can you list the DVDs that you bought that have this? Are they all from the same studio? Are they ex-rentals?

    I'd like to avoid buying DVDs that have this "feature".

  200. Star Wars is dying by raduga · · Score: 1
    It is official; Rick McCallum now confirms: Star Wars is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered movie community when LucasFilms confirmed that theatre market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all moviegoers. Coming on the heels of a recent box office survey which plainly states that AoTC has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Box offices are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Moviegoers comprehensive audience test.

    You don't need to be a Ebert to predict Star Wars future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Wars faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Wars because Star Wars is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Wars. As many of us are already aware, Star Wars continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    LucasFilm is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core producers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time producers as Stanley Kubrick only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Star Wars is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Box Office leader George Lucas states that there are 7000 watchers of Star Wars. How many users of Star Wars are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek versus Star Wars posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Star Wars users. Episode I posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Star Wars posts. Therefore there are about 700 watchers of Episode I. A recent article put Empire Strikes Back at about 80 percent of the Star Wars market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Empire Strikes Back watchers. This is consistent with the number of Empire Strikes Back Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Lucas Ranch, abysmal sales and so on, TPM went out of business and was taken over by AoTC who sell another troubled film. Now AoTC is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Star Wars has steadily declined in market share. Star Wars is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Wars is to survive at all it will be among cult film dilettante dabblers. Star Wars continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Star Wars is dead.

    Fact: Star Wars is dying

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  201. *cough*Bullshit*cough*!! by debest · · Score: 1

    If they can't make money making movies, then *stop making movies*!!! Nobody's forcing you at gunpoint to pay all these actors and support personel to work on stuff that will bankrupt you.

    If DVD releases reduce your box office take, then *don't release on DVD so soon*!!! Nobody's forcing you to sell your content in a home-enjoyable format, let alone at small price that will bankrupt you.

    Since I presume that they will continue to do both of the above, I will have to assume one of the following:

    - you are telling the truth and will drive yourself knowingly into bankruptcy (in other words, you're an idiot),
    - you are lying (in other words, you're an asshole).

    Take your pick.

    --
    Look at the tomato! Isn't it sad? He can't dance! Poor tomato!
  202. Six Trailers? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 0, Redundant
    6. Six or seven trailers before the show starts
    The trailers don't bother me. It's the commercials before the movie that I find amazingly offensive. They seem a great way to further alienate their dwindling captive audience.

    Then again, I'm ten minutes late for pretty much everything, so that's one more worm the early birds have to eat.

    What's interesting about trailers: Go to the local GooglePlex and see a guyflick. Watch the trailer for the new Summer Blockbuster. Now go across the hall to the chickflick and watch the trailers. Usually the Summer Blockbuster will be there, but with a very, very different take. Where did all the car chases go? Why are all these characters actually talking to each other instead of firing guns? You'd never know it was the same movie.

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    This is not my sandwich.
  203. I feel your pain. by precogpunk · · Score: 1

    I always feel sorry when I hear about how these people who make 100mil *might* have to take a 1mil paycut. Sounds rough. You might have to put less up your nose.

  204. I think the subject line should be changed to... by deetintx · · Score: 1

    More creative entertainment expected in about 3 years.

  205. My movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My movie was crap and pailed in comparision at the box office to spiderman. I invested all this money on the making of my film and I am jealous cause everybody else did better...even My Big Fat Greek Wedding (still in top 5 after 26 weeks came out at same time star wars did) beat my sad movie in % of $ made vs % used to make...

    What you get when you have a little slow man who has to use a cane to walk...and suddenly he can move fast as all get out and make my movie make crap...so I will doom the whole industry because I don't know how to produce a movie...

    anyways that is my 2 cents that my movie made....

  206. Did it ever occur to the studios... by barfarf · · Score: 1

    ... that maybe they need to start looking at creating better storylines instead of focusing on overpriced retarded predictable "special effects" movies?

    I mean, I like special effects as much as the next guy, but I won't spend $10 on a 2 1/2 hour movie where I know that:

    1. The bad guy is going to die horribly either by the main character or by his own creation.

    2. There's only one really pretty girl in the enitre movie and obviously she's going to end up with the main hero.

    If there isn't a girl, it'll end up being a kid that'll have one parent to generate some sympathy (Disney's really well known for doing this - how many cartoons has Disney had where the kid has had both parents throughout the entire movie?)

    3. In action movies, they always have some special minor move or device which they downplay at first but will end up leading to the villan's ultimate downfall.

    4. A victim that dies (usually in the beginning or middle) always does something that gets them killed that absolutely no one in their right mind would do unless they had tapioca for brains.

    5. Many times, as a variant to the last statement, it's the hero's friend that gets threatened, hurt or killed, then the hero (with some special skill or military history) has to go on and get revenge on the Big Bad Guy.

    Another thing that happens a lot is where the girl or friend of the hero gets taken hostage at the end - and the hero has to make a choice to save the world or save the girl - which he'll end up doing both, and killing the enemy, which goes back to point 1.

    These clearly aren't all of the commonalities, but you get the picture...

    I think that the main problem here is that you have an oversaturation of the same old storylines without any real innovation. I can't tell you how many movies I've seen where I can figure out the plot and the ending within the first 15 minutes of the film. I just can't bring myself to watch this unmitigated crud anymore.

    Both the movie and the music recording studios are using formulas for creating absolute junk that will cater to the lowest possible denominator of the masses. And they wonder why they're hurting... sheesh.

  207. Sir Anthony Hopkins... by Soukyan · · Score: 1

    is being paid 7% of the gross earnings of Red Dragon as his salary. So, in essence, he has the potential to make a huge sum of money. Not to mention the fact that he is being paid based on the movies gross. Perhaps if the Hollywood studios would ratchet back actor salaries or use fixed salaries, they would break even or even earn a decent profit. But I'm not privy to their books so I could be way off base there... ~Soukyan

  208. BS by estoll · · Score: 1

    They are putting themselves out of business.

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    http://www.askthevoid.com
  209. What can we do to make it sooner? by azzy · · Score: 1

    3 years is too long! Why not 2 years, or even 1?

  210. BullShit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They won't go out of business in three years or three hundred years.

    They might suffer from the home theater. But I will never be able to replace an 80 foot screen for great visual effects.

    As for the money -- they get too damn much as it is.

  211. They're underestimating human torture tolerance by rwalterk · · Score: 1

    For each of us here complaining about things like crying babies, cell phones ringing, etc., there are 10 other people that for some sick reason love waiting in line for hours and jamming into a packed theater with hundreds of other masochists on opening nights.

    Seems many people just want to see the stuff when it comes out; few have the patience to wait for the home video release. Even fewer have home theater systems (or can afford them), which is why I will continue to go to the theater (but a few weeks after release and at matinees only).

  212. 4 more things by browser_war_pow · · Score: 3, Informative

    9. Food prices. I can get a whole meal at JMU with a meal punch for the price I would pay for a drink ($3.50) at the local theatre.

    10. Inane local advertising in the theatre. I did not come to see advertising

    11. Lack of leg room for those of us that are >5 feet tall

    12. Turning the AC down so low that my gf has to look like a fsckin eskimo to keep from walking out a deep shade of blue

    1. Re:4 more things by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      12. Turning the AC down so low that my gf has to look like a fsckin eskimo to keep from walking out a deep shade of blue

      Why is it always the women who are cold?

      I can't even begin to count the number of women I've gone out with who are cold at the slightest touch of a breeze (or "low" AC).

      My sister says, "They just want you to warm them up."

      I say, "That's fine, I can do that, but why the fuck don't they just bring a jacket?"

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      As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
    2. Re:4 more things by glitch_ · · Score: 2
      12. Turning the AC down so low that my gf has to look like a fsckin eskimo to keep from walking out a deep shade of blue
      Why is it always the women who are cold?
      That's because women have an updraft! <rimshot>
    3. Re:4 more things by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      Please to explain.

      Cleavage?

      Innies vs. outties?

      More desirable?

      All of the above?

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      As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
    4. Re:4 more things by glitch_ · · Score: 2

      Something my girlfriend always used to say...
      Dealing with the difference in our "plumbing"

    5. Re:4 more things by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      Ah, then it is obviously:

      Innies vs. outies?

      I find that suspect.

      I have learned that them "being cold" is a fine opportunity to provide the benefits of manly companionship, but, now that I am engaged, I'm finding it be a goddamn nuisance at times.

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      As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
  213. Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey, this whole "Internet" thing has gotten WAAAAAAAY out of hand. Just shut the whole thing down so we can return to the good ol' ways. It's nuttin' but one big humongous copy machine, that's all!

  214. franchise films by asv108 · · Score: 2

    The main problem with Hollywood is they are no longer willing to take risks on creative projects, instead the rely on Franchise films with "proven actors" who can draw in the crowds. If the movie is not a francise film it must have a cookie cutter plot that is similar to another film that was a financial success.

  215. "ah its ok guys... by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 1

    the animation is all crappy anyways." as predicted by Eric Cartman.

  216. Re:Wow! by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    The parent claimed he had never heard a cell phone in a theater before, and said he thought it was an urban legend.

  217. They've got it all wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The reason why sales are dropping is not because I can purchase the DVD 6 months later, it's because society has finally woken (is that a word?) up and realized: DAMN! 95% of the movies friggin SUCK! I don't watch movies I watch FILMS! Films are great stories told on the big screen. I think the last great commercial "film" I've seen was "O' Brother Where art though". Everything else that's been out has sucked. MAtrix was cool too and I suspect the next time I'll be in the theater will be for the sequels. Spider-Man? Please! Scorpion King? Laughable! Gotta run, something good's coming on the IFC channel....

  218. All movies should be NC-17 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes, it would suck while for the first 17 years of your life, but it would be good later on when the theater isn't filled with anoying kids.


    As an added benefit, there'd be no cuts of sex or violence made "for the sake of the children@."

    1. Re:All movies should be NC-17 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an added benefit, there'd be no cuts of sex or violence made "for the sake of the children@."

      What about for the people who want a plot that's interesting without porn?

      Seems to me more like they ADD sex and violence "for the sake of the children."

  219. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by jallen02 · · Score: 1

    Of course, sound system is kind of a relative thing. I have speakers and a receiver that do Dolby 5.1 +SUB (for the price of about 15 movie viewing w/me and my gf). Even with my middle-bottom of the line speakers the sound is very high quality and I can make it *louder* than the theatre's with the same quality. In fact it *IS* better because you can really hear some of the extra cool effects. It makes my room feel very alive. LOTR when the horses are running, you can really hear them running across my room. In the theatre the effects are there but more mute due to the huge space of the theatre.

    The screen is bigger but you sit further away. Same reason a display embeded on the backside of glasses seems so big, you get *much* closer. And with component video the colors are much more vibrant than the Theatre (plus you don't get the artifacts if you don't have digital projector in your theatre). And.. my recliner or couch with my GF are both infinitely more comfortable and intimate than any theatre seating.

    All that said, I still go to the theatre because it gets me out of my apartment :)

    Jeremy

  220. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please just give up now.

  221. Do yourself a favor by mattx · · Score: 0

    Find small privately owned theatres (which are usually much smaller, more intimate, and in most cases much more charming) and pay $3-4 less to see 2nd run movies. I love the theatre experience and I can only stand the smaller ones now. Find one around your town.

  222. Yeah, well... by Zordak · · Score: 1

    MY tickets are up to... oh, wait. I have younger siblings who get paid minimum wage at the movie theater. I never pay to see a movie in the theater. OTOH, I always pay FULL PRICE for the drinks/popcorn/candy, even when my sister is working at the counter. This means that if I want to take my wife to a "free" movie, I still end up paying $10 for us to share a bag of popcorn and get one drink each. As someone mentioned above, they don't make squat on the tickets, but they make a killing on the junk food. Since the seat I am sitting in would be empty otherwise, it costs them basically nothing to let me into the theater for free and then milk the wallet when I get hungry.

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  223. Work for a living? by nuggz · · Score: 2

    What? I'm supposed to work?

    Sorry I got my education to avoid really working.

    I just do some interesting stuff for a few hours a day, help people with problems, and generally have a good time.

    To all you people out there who haven't chosen a carreer, do what you want, don't chase the dollar. Most of your waking life is at work, work at something you enjoy.

  224. Price gouging at the consession stands by Arcturax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What I don't understand is why no one has ever filed a suit against theaters, especially the big ones like AMC and Showcase for price gouging at the consession stands.

    Since they say you can't bring in your own stuff, forcing someone who say, is hypoglycemic or has a bunch of kids who will make noise unless they have something to shove into their mouths to pay those prices to keep their blood surgar up is tantamount to extortion.

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    --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
    1. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by jerrytcow · · Score: 5, Funny
      Since they say you can't bring in your own stuff...

      Sure, they say this, but are you telling me anyone is really checked before they come in to see if they have food with them. Some of the bigger items aren't practical, but candy will fit pockets just fine. If you live in colder climates, then just about anything is game thanks to winter clothing. You can fit a one liter or several 20 oz. bottles of soda in a coat sleeve and throw it over your shoulder. Those huge bags of popcorn that are sold in grocery stores will also fit in a coat sleeve - sure I got strange looks when the coat thrown over my shoulder had one sleeve sticking out at a 90 degree angle, but they people who work there really don't care.

    2. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by azzy · · Score: 1

      No-one ever told me not to take my own stuff in. And if they did, I'd give them what for!

      Don't you take a bag with stuff in? Do they ask to search the bag? If they refuse you entry, kill them, and then patronise elsewhere!

    3. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by bytesmythe · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Since they say you can't bring in your own stuff

      I used to work at a movie theater. The rule was you could only stop a person from bringing in something if it was visible when they came through the door. Even if you could see people outside the theater stuffing their pockets and purses full of goodies, as long as the "contraband" was out of sight, we weren't allowed to do anything at all to stop them.

      Which was fine by me. The more people who snuck stuff in, the fewer people I had to deal with while working the concession stand.

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      bytesmythe
      Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
      -- Scott Meyer
    4. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by shepd · · Score: 1

      The other reason why they don't like outside food...

      And it isn't related to price.

      Movie theaters used to be (it seems less so now) very careful about the packaging, and general noise level their snacks would make when being eaten. Chip bags are noisy, pop cans go "Pssssh!" when opened, and are loud when dropped/crushed. Outside candy bags are sometimes noisy, and other fun things like this.

      Yeah, that still doesn't give them the excuse to price gouge, but at least it's a reason. I do remember that during the recession the snack noise level of theaters seemed to be louder...

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    5. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work in a movie theater...

      Despite being absolutely loved by management, I let in people with all kinds of things. Candy, soda, whatever - especially if it was hidden. I even let my friends in with a couple bottles of beer (which we dropped and created a real mess in the theater!).

      Recovering bottles of vodka and other alcoholic beverages from children's movies was also not uncommon...

      Your average movie theater employee makes no more than $6.50/hour. They aren't paid enough to care whether you bring something in or not! And it's bad business to piss off customers by disallowing them to bring their own stuff anyway...

    6. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have some friends who have worked in movie theaters, and the only money theaters make is at the concession stand. Yes, the $8 to $9 dollars you pay for your movie ticket goes straight to the studios! That's right, the actors raking in millions get just about every penny of your money. That is why popcorn, candy, and soda cost a lot and why movie theaters discourage you from bringing in your own food.

    7. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by catbutt · · Score: 1

      I always bring a backpack to the theatre with muchies and drinks. I can't imagine them ever searching a backpack for food. And you can fit a lot of stuff in there.

    8. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can bring in a Big Mac with Fries and a Coke under your jacket.

      Don't ask me how I know this.

    9. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once smuggled a small box of good-n-plentys into a theater... I made it to my seat, was sitting there for 10 minutes not bothering anyone, and the usher caught sight of the box and confiscated them. It was just some frickin candy that they were too lazy to sell there.
      I think the guy was just getting a minimum wage power trip or was just too stupid to realize he wasn't helping anyone. I'm boycotting that theater, but perhaps I will go back someday to smuggle in a fresh roasted turkey and sell plates with mashed potatoes in the back of the theater!

    10. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Funny
      Those huge bags of popcorn that are sold in grocery stores will also fit in a coat sleeve - sure I got strange looks when the coat thrown over my shoulder had one sleeve sticking out at a 90 degree angle, but they people who work there really don't care.

      I have to have my popcorn fresh. So to avoid price cgouging I take a small portable pop corn popper and a bag of corn. That fits into my pocket real easy.

      Some of the other people in the audience sometimes give me funny looks, particularly if the sound of the corn popping gets a bit distracting.

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    11. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Audacious · · Score: 1

      The only problem with bringing in your own stuff is when the bottles shoot softdrink up in the air. :-) Had this happen when the bottle got dropped inside of my wife's purse. Fastest cold drink I ever drank. ~5secs.

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      Someone put a black hole in my pocket and now I'm broke. :-)
    12. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The MPAA and RIAA say they are losing a shitload of money from people sneaking in food and are forced to charge 2000%-5000% markups to make up for the losses.!!!

      /sarcasm

    13. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      >I made it to my seat, was sitting there for 10 minutes not bothering anyone, and the usher caught sight of the box and confiscated them.

      Too bad you didn't make a big deal of it.

      Tell him he's legally stolen them now, and your lawyer dad doesn't react well to things like that. Then say he can make it up to you by returning the things and getting you a refund on the seat (something they need to do lawfully anyways, since they don't own the candy, and they're planning to eject you without you finishing the movie, so it isn't extortion) and letting you watch the rest of the movie in peace.

      I bet he'll get you your refund.

      (Not that I've never smuggled 2 1/2 lb. chip bags, 6-pack of coke, 3 or 4 chocolate bars, etc, etc, into various movies for the family -- heh, sometimes being a fatass has its merits!)

    14. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No movie theater, or chain of movie theaters, has a monopoly (at least where I live). To get a certain level of revenue, the movie theaters can either charge more for tickets, or use food as a way of gaining extra money.

      I actually prefer that they use food as a source of income. When I was little, I went to a discount theater where tickets were only $1. They had an intermission during which they hawked concessions. That lets people see movies who couldn't otherwise afford to.

      My mom is diabetic. She has never had her purse searched for the small amount of candy or crackers needed to raise her blood sugar while in a movie. If you are really worried about having candies taken away, you can get "glucose tablets" from nearly any pharmacy, which are labelled like medicine and certainly won't be taken away by any reasonable person.

      As to the kids who make noise, there are a few options:
      1) If they don't want to be there, hire a babysitter.
      2) Feed them before.
      3) Never, ever give them anything when they throw a tantrum, even if you had been planning on giving it to them. Explain why they aren't getting it. Kids are good at looking after their own interests, and will stop throwing tantrums. This, of course, requires a lot of consistency, and is temporarily the more difficult choice.
      4) Give the kids a small allowance. Make them choose whether they want to buy the concessions with their own money.

      All that being said, I still wonder whether movie theaters wouldn't make more money selling more food and drinks at lower prices but higher volumes. I suppose someone has experimented with it and found otherwise.

    15. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well actually that's how the movie theatre pays the rent. The ticket money goes to the studios.

    16. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      awwwww no portable barbeques in the theater? :(

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    17. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Not that I've never smuggled 2 1/2 lb. chip bags, 6-pack of coke, 3 or 4 chocolate bars, etc, etc, into various movies for the family -- heh, sometimes being a fatass has its merits!)

      Score:0 bullhhit! This last line is Score:63 Hilarious.

    18. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by BoBaBrain · · Score: 2

      Times have changed. I think the PATRIOT act allows you to search anybody you want now.

      [/HUMOUR]

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    19. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by AzrealAO · · Score: 1

      The MPAA and RIAA don't run the movie theatres, nor do they set the ticket prices, or concession stand prices, dumbass.

    20. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by Nicodem-X · · Score: 1
      I have to have my popcorn fresh. So to avoid price gouging I take a small portable pop corn popper and a bag of corn. That fits into my pocket real easy. Some of the other people in the audience sometimes give me funny looks, particularly if the sound of the corn popping gets a bit distracting.
      So just pop it during the gun fight scenes. It'll add to the sound of that uzi being fired and make everyone feel more immersed in the action. ;)
    21. Re:Price gouging at the consession stands by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Since they say you can't bring in your own stuff

      Typically, I only bring in beer. The exactly one time I've been hassled for this:

      Usher: "You can't have that in here."
      Me : "Do you sell beer at the concession stand?"
      Usher: "No."
      Me : "Then I'm not costing you any money, am I?"
      Usher: "No."
      Me : "Well, there you go."

      And he left me alone. This will probably only work on stupid ushers.

  225. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The intro for X-Men is pretty damn long.

  226. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous+Canard · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, Monday night baby brigade at the Parkway is a blast. No one looks at you funny if your kid is crying (although mostly mine sleeps), and there are couches to sit on instead of chairs if you get in early enough. And the pizzas are priced reasonably as well. On the other hand $5/seat is on the high end for B run theaters, but I'm never aware that they are late in the run anyway since I never get out to the first run theaters.

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  227. Etiquette by uberbrownout · · Score: 1
    I'm kind of getting tired of the damn teenage kids running into the theater and screaming to their friends from the wings and then running out.

    I think this sort of thing is due to the fact that it's no longer PC to carry loaded weapons. You'd think twice about interrupting the movie for 500 people if you were standing next to someone else's silhouette outlined in bullet holes.

  228. good by monkeytits · · Score: 1

    He also mentions, of course, that DVD piracy and movie "sharing" groups will only speed up the cycle, and that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years." GOOD!

  229. Bull crap by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 2

    Maybe a certain kind of film will do better on DVD in the home than the theatre but I don't see it killing the industry. If you have kids try telling them they need to wait 5 months for the DVD release of Harry Potter. Not gonna happen. Sometimes people just need a place to go, the movies is one of those places.

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  230. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Psmylie · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are theaters in my area that feature "crying rooms", where parents with crying babies can sit and still watch the movie.
    It's a nice feature. Too bad nobody uses it.

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  231. fluff piece by derch · · Score: 1

    what a silly article. it's an interview all about one man's opinion that DVDs hurt the box office because people don't go see movies four or five times like they used to. the journalist is completely uncritical of McCallum's ideas.

    How many movies do inspire people to go see a movie four or five times in the theatre? Personally I saw Army of Darkness six times (mostly at the local second run). Closest runner ups are Star Wars, Fellowship of the Ring, and The Empire Strikes Back at three or four times. Other movies just aren't the kind of movie to go see several times.

    Also, this is McCallum talking. None of my Star Wars geek friends went to see AotC more than three times. It just wasn't worth it. Most of them did go see Spider-Man three or four times. I think it says something. Make a good, entertaining movie, people will come.

    He also raises the point that Hollywood can't survive on box office receipts. Hollywood needs to look at how much they spend on movies then. Use fewer expensive effects, spend less on marketing, pay actors less, stop flooding the market with crap. People still go to see movies in the the theater. Make movies to fit the money coming in.

    Of course none of this matters. The rental market is a perfectly valid market, and back in the 80s McCallum's way of thinking went the way of the dodo. Hollywood thought the rental market would kill the box office. Nope, all it's done is add a repeat market.

  232. Sure by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

    You don't need to spend big bucks to make a good movie.

    Clerks, Blair Witch, My big fat Greek Wedding- all low low low budget flicks that made many times their initial investment.

    But the Hollywood mentality is that you need to spend millions and millions on marketing, paying a premium to get big names to star in, and in Lucas' case, spend the GDP of several small countries on special effects. Why? Because the movies themselves are too lame to stand on their own.

    If things change and you can't recoup the $500 million you spent on the picture because people don't want to pay $20 per ticket to see it in theaters, then you need to adjust, not whine. Piracy has affected Tapes, CDs, computer games, and VHS for years. DVDs are only resistant because of their sheer size, but other industries
    can survive despite piracy, so can the movie industry

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  233. Dinner and a Movie by Rupert · · Score: 2

    What the fsck is the point of that show? Are they running some kind of experiment to find out just how much crap they have to stick in the commercial breaks before people finally give up on watching the movie?

    Are they trying to spread a 90 minute movie into a three hour time slot? That would make sense, but why don't they just run pure ads in the 15 minute ad breaks they have to put in as filler? That way the ad companies pay the production costs and you can cut the cost per minute of ads to make up for the increased volume.

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    1. Re:Dinner and a Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never watched a TBS movie before have you? They have always had a huge number of ads.

  234. History ... Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They said the SAME thing about video tapes. Ironically, shortly after the VCR was introduced the studios profits skyrocketed.

  235. Teenagers keep them in business by siskbc · · Score: 1

    The most important thing for the movie industry is that teenagers still need an excuse to get out of the house and go make out. Teenagers can't stay home and do it - that might be a little sick with Mom and Dad there. So they go watch crappy movies, then go get their rocks off. This will continue to happen.

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  236. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Informative
    "I don't know about you, but the last few DVDs I bought have this 5 minute mandatory intro on them that plays before it gets to the main menu. The skip buttons are disabled during this thing, so you have to basically stop the DVD and then press play to get past the damn thing. I'm sure that this will be where trailers and teasers will be placed next."

    This is why you set up a linux box with ogle/videolan and use that as your DVD player. No FBI warning garbage, no macrovision, no regions, no disabled buttons, etc. Just the movie.

    I read one comment in another thread where the guy was so annoyed that whenever he bought a DVD, he ripped it, removed all the crap, and then reburned it.

  237. Monkey points by Viadd · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "studios are barely breaking even"

    Hollywood accounting is designed so that movies just barely break even. If any movie makes a 'net profit', then they have to pay money to people who have 'net points' royalties. It is similar to the contracts that musicians sign with music studios.

    Most of the money for a movie goes to affiliated companies that make huge profits for the moneymen while the accounting ledgers for the movie itself rack up negative numbers.

  238. Studios aren't making money? Bwahahahahaha by speedbump · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The producer claims that studios are 'barely making it.' Using what measurement critia?

    Studios are primarily financial factories, they only happen to make movies as a side effect of their operations.

    If you sign up as an actor in a major movie, your compensation 'deal' is not done as a percentage of sales, or even as pure fixed fee. It is most often done as a 'share' AFTER studio expenses are tallied. The problem with this is that everything the studio does can be considered an expense. The practical result is that even though hundreds of individuals benefit handsomely for selling services at top dollar to the studio, the studio can claim that it made no money on a particular movie because it's expenses happened to equal its income.

    The actual costs to make a film in LA are enormous, not because of the logistics involved (although those can be considerable for big budget flicks) but because Screen Actors Guild wages are so damned high.

    I live in Colorado, my neighbor across the street was the stunt guy who was thrown into a sack, kicking and screaming, in that Wild Wild West debacle. No lines, and his face never actually appeared in the movie... his SAG pay for half a day: $5000.

    Beats pumping gas, doesn't it?

  239. In a related story... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    Scientists said that, in a study of teenage boys nationwide, the old "Yawn Play" works just as well on the Living Room couch, thus reducing the need to take a girl to the theater in order to make their move. Not to mention it skips the middleman and they don't have to wait to get home to "get it on." And the $20 they save on each date (at $10 a seat) is enough to buy most of their favorite movies once they reach DVD retailer shelves.

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  240. Read it wrong... by dr00g911 · · Score: 1

    "Seen at CNN, this article interviews Rick McCallum, longtime producer at LucasFilms will be responsible for the downfall of the movie industry..."

    Is what I read at first, and I thought to myself, "Self, CNN: +1 (Insightful)"

    Then I reread it.

    At any rate, modern Hollywood is in many ways the bastard child of George Lucas. All of the wildly over-hyped 200 bajillion dollar "event movies" with their associated marketing tie-ins, and advertising budgets larger than the film's budget and action figures have been the downfall of *HOLLYWOOD*.

    And just so we get this straight: Hollywood (usually) != good films. But Hollywood == the *current* US box office, in most markets.

    My logic here is that the average american moviegoer has realized that "spectacle" films usually suck. Higher budgets = higher ticket prices and the same tripe playing on 100 screens in a single market. [insert witty stuff about the ripple effect down to the $8 tub of popcorn here]

    Major studio pressure and their marketing dollars are the reason that I routinely have to take weekend road trips of 200 miles (or 1200 to NYC, as the case may be) to see Igby Goes Down, Chunhyang, Gods & Monsters, Henry Fool, Amelie, Metropolis or an actual worthwhile film in the theatre, because cinemas in Jacksonville, FL (technically a 3rd-tier city) rarely get anything indie or foreign any more, and when they do it's of the "feel-good-$nationality-wedding" variety. And those are NOT obscure films.

    Lucasfilm (and Hollywood by emulating the Star Wars franchise for their big-money films) have dug their own grave. That strategy worked for 25 years. I've been hoping for at least 10 that the American consumer would get wise to it so I could get indie and foreign films in my market again.

    So to Mr. McCallum: my deepest regrets that you only cleared $45 million on your opening weekend of Episode II.

    Since this obviously wasn't satisfactory enough, do us all a favor and not even bother with Episode 3. I left the theatre after both your last two films feeling violated like a parking meter. Fool me twice, shame on me.

    You're not getting me a third time.

    Do yourself a favor and rent Amelie. It's a big-budget (for the French) film with heart, soul, style, 3 dimensional characters and a fucking story.

    Compare that to anything coming out of the big studios and tell me with a straight face that DVD is what's killing the box office, besides the fact that most (sane) people won't fly to NYC for a weekend just to see a good film and will wait for video.

    For Christ's sake, Warcraft III had better effects, character and story than Episode II. And that's a *VIDEO GAME* with a fraction of LDL's budget.

    To coin a phrase: "Burn, Hollywood, burn..."

  241. I go to the movies by Apreche · · Score: 1

    in two different situations.
    Situation #1 a good or sort of good movie is in the Movies 10. It's one of those theatres that shows movies that aren't quite out on DVD yet, and for cheap. 50 cents for a Wednesday Matinee! holy crap! I sometimes go to see shitty movies for that low low price.

    I also go to see big movies when they come out at Tinsletown. Sure it's like 8 bucks to see LotR on opening night, but the experience of being there and everyone of your friends and aquaintances from all over town showing up in the same place can't be beat.

    Other than that the movies aren't worth it. I like previews before a movie, but I don't like Coca-Cola ads. If I was going to drink something I would have bought it BEFORE the movie started.

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  242. Pizza+Delivery service would be a great idea.... by Danga · · Score: 1

    But I wish there existed a pizza+movie+BEER delivery service!

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  243. Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Movie theaters are doomed becauss DVDs give you a better experience for less money.


    Just like Microsoft is doomed because Linux gives you a better experience for no money.


    Just like Evian and Dasani are doomed because people can get water that's just as good out of their own tap.


    People are stupid. They'll continue to do whatever the TV tells them to do.

    1. Re:Yeah, right. by oziumjinx · · Score: 0

      your a shmuck...'nuff said

    2. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume all of that is sarcasm since it is obvious that unless you have tens of thousands of dollars to spend on a home theatre (HDTV, 5.1 Dolby Digital, etc.) DVD's will fall far short of the theatre. Linux may be more stable and secure than Windows but it is defintely not a better experience. You obviously have not drank water from my tap.

    3. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People are stupid. They'll continue to do whatever the TV tells them to do.

      That's not true! I'm an independent thinker! My TV tells me so!
    4. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tens of thousands of dollars is overstating it. There are several good video projectors for under $3000. Feed it with a progressive scan DVD player for $200. Add a dark room, plain white wall, a few chairs...very nice home theater for well under $5k.

    5. Re:Yeah, right. by IXI · · Score: 1

      sure, and BTW movie theatres have already been killed by the TV as we all know.

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    6. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For my money, Linux is a better experience (but then, I freely admit I'm very atypical). Also, you can get a fairly cheap filter that'll make your tap water every bit as good as bottled water.

    7. Re:Yeah, right. by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      OK, under 5k for home cinema. Oh, and you are still paying, what $20/$30 per DVD?
      Sigh no danger. $5k + $20 per film (admittedly for repeated viewing, but let's face it, how often do you re-watch the same thing at the cinema) Compared to how much for the cinema? (Don't know about US prices, but in .uk it's about £5 ~= $7.50).
      If anything, the film manufacturers make _more_ from selling the DVDs. So what if a few skip the initial $7.50 preview....
      (Of course, when you start to bring in DivX piracy, the game changes, but usually the home cinema enthusiasts see DivX as being far too low quality)

    8. Re:Yeah, right. by shaunboy · · Score: 1

      I know my friends and I will keep going to movies until the prices become way unreasonable (>$12). What they need is more incentives for going to the movies ... i.e. sell beer, double features, ...

  244. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Fiddy · · Score: 1
    6. Six or seven trailers before the show starts

    I actually don't mind the trailers usually... the thing that ticks me off is the 3 or 4 COMMERCIALS that they throw in before the trailers. Especially when it's the same 3 or 4 annoying commercials for 6 months straight!

    I'm just anticipating that one of these times I'm going to show up for some action-packed movie but have to sit through commercials for some feminine hygiene product!

    I would just show up a few minutes (10?) after the posted start time of the show, but instead I'm one of those crazy people that actually shows up early to get a good seat...
  245. I quit going to theaters long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...though I find the experience much superior to any home theater setup. Enormous screen...rockin sound...home just can't compare.

    The people are the problem.

    Though I have never seen anybody answer a cell phone in a theater, folks have plenty of non-technologically augmented annoying habits:

    Brats. People with kids feel they have a God given right to annoy the hell out of everybody else because they chose to reproduce. If your kid can't be quiet, he shouldn't be in the theater or a nice restauraunt, for that matter. Train them at HOME to respond to voice control, THEN take them out.

    Coughers. I know being sick isn't their fault, but why not wait until that cold clears up instead of destroying the immersive experience for everybody and infecting the county?

    Small Bladders/big drinks. Updownupdownupdownupdown....

    Explainers. During Lord of the Rings, I actually told the guy next to me, who was explaining all the bits from the book that weren't in the movie, to Shut the FUCK up. I was so peeved I was hoping for a fistfight, but he just looked at me like I'd killed his puppy or something (though he did shut up). Movie experienced ruined for me...and I had been really enjoying it until he started up.

    Korn Nuts. Noisy wrapper, noisy to eat, and STINKEY. Why do they SELL stuff like that?

    1. Re:I quit going to theaters long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did stinky get an E?.

      They pay for things like that to annoy your illiterate ass.

  246. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article, and the data in the article don't say that the Movie Industry is going to be hurt but that the theater industry is hurting because no one will go to the theater any more. Studios, which will produce DVDs, etc. just as happily, should have no particular problems - except if they own theaters

  247. Market forces. by iggly_iguana · · Score: 1

    Well, if Hollywood goes away, won't it be interesting to see what fills the niche? After all, something/someone will see the niche and find a way to make a living from it...

  248. The industry will just have to adjust... by davedigi · · Score: 1

    The cost of a movie ticket has increased dramatically over the last ten years, beating the consumer price index (used to measure inflation) be a considerable amount. One thing that theater owners and Hollywood is going to have to realize is that the market will no longer bear the $12 per ticket pricetag for often poorly made entertainment.

    DVDs do provide a higher quality medium for distrubtion of movies than conventional VHS tapes, but thy do not replace the experience of going to the movies. Many people (myself included) enjoy an evening at the movie theatre, but I am unwilling to pay the exorbatant price tag for it. This is quite similar to the way I feel about golf. Great game. Not for $100.00 per afternoon. (Besides, why would anyone want to spend $100 to get pissed off, I can do that for free at home :)

    In any event, I think that movies will be alive and well far into the future... as public demand for the physical theatre wains, prices will drop, actors salaries will go down, and people will return to the movies again.

    --Dave

  249. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by sys$manager · · Score: 1

    I would cut my movie going in half but 0/2 is still 0.

    Mind you, I don't even have a TV. I watch DVD's on my laptop.

  250. My ENTIRE @$$ by DaveOf9thKey · · Score: 1

    The home theater experience will NEVER compare to going to the movie theater. Unless you set up stadium seating in your living room and invite 150 of your best friends over to watch a film on your 480-inch projection TV with surround sound and all the popcorn you can pop, you will never be able to duplicate the experience.

    Think about it -- why was The Blair Witch Project so popular? Because when you're inside a dark movie theater watching those kids stumble around in the deep woods in the dead of night, you're completely immersed. You're as scared as they are, because you don't know what's out there waiting for them. This is why Blair Witch is a dog on home video -- the very thing that gave you that adrenaline rush of fear just isn't there.

    Theaters aren't going anywhere, and neither are movies. If Big Hollywood ends up collapsing underneath the weight of its own stupidity, we'll just see more films with more reasonable budgets. Like Memento, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, and Barbershop. All cost less than $12 million to make. Imagine that.

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  251. What a moron by Synn · · Score: 2

    Going out to a movie isn't just about watching a movie, it's about going out.

    People with access to swimming pools still go to the beach.
    People can cook at home and yet they still go out to eat.
    People listen to CDs and yet they still go to concerts.
    You can get drunk at home, but amazingly bars are still in business.

    It's pathetic that this guy is in the movie business but he doesn't grasp what movies are all about.

  252. Re:Wow! by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    Give what up?

  253. If hes talking about Hollywood its 100% BS by night_flyer · · Score: 2

    If he's talking about theateres, he may have a point, but certain films wanting 110% of the boxoffice for the first 3 weeks of the film does as much damage... (I believe that was the case for StarWars episode 1)

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  254. The REAL Phantom Menace by agentmouthwash · · Score: 1

    I wish Rick McCallum would just go away. He is George's #1 YES man. He is the real reason why the new Star Wars movies suck. He is the Phantom Menace.

  255. Maybe the quality will increase... by bmacy · · Score: 1

    With a young family (a 2yr old and an infant) my wife and I seldom go out. Sometimes we will go see a movie but only if we *really* want to see it, otherwise we'll rent the DVD or get it on DirecTV.

    I do enjoy the theatre experience, maybe because I haven't spent money on building a huge home theatre. To get me there they are going to have to make something better than the new Star Wars episodes or Lord of the Rings though.

    Brian Macy

  256. If only it was true by tevman · · Score: 1

    I wish for once that all the things that these Hollywood people say would acutally turn out to be true... I mean seriously, its all i hear from the media giants... how BAD thier industry is, and how they are going to be out of business in the next couple years. I think that this would be the best thing... at least we would have some movies worth going to see in the theatre, but no one stops to think that maybe the reason sales have dropped off is because what they are making is utter crap. As an aspiring film maker myself, i have had a horrible time getting to any resources, and its because of these monolithic overpowered conglomerates producing shit that everyone thinks is good. but thats just my opinion, although i could be right :)

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  257. Poll by Myopic · · Score: 1

    The movie industry
    * Deserves our money
    * Is a font of creativity and artistry
    * Is the victim of amoral customer base
    * Produces 1 good film in 20
    * Is far, far beyone the Whiny Little Bitch stage
    * Can shrivel up and die for all I care
    * Hasn't gotten any of MY money since "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Turtles In Time"
    * Should put CowboyNeal in Starwars 3

  258. But wait by e03179 · · Score: 0

    What a problem to have! I wonder what the people in 3rd world countries think about our lush lives.

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  259. Good by boatboy · · Score: 0

    "they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years."
    Good. Any way we could speed it up? This is capitalism, folks. If the consumer decides you have an inferior product or service, you get the axe. No special exceptions if you're a mushminded no-morals multi-millionare in rehab.

  260. You think movies are expensive HERE? by Alkaiser · · Score: 5, Informative

    In Japan, the cost for me to go to see a movie is 1800 yen. About $16.50...to see a movie...at matinee hours.

    The theater experience is not, but it ain't that nice. Gimme DVD any day.

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    1. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2

      Just curious -- but how does that compare with the average price of new DVDs in Japan?

    2. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New DVDs in Japan tend to go for around 6500 yen.

      Or nearly $60.
      Full-length music CDs are about $30.

    3. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      DVDs usually cost from 4000 to 5000 yen

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    4. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why you don't let people go nuts with your copyright system, kids.

    5. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by Espectr0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here it costs about 4500-5000 bolivares (3-3.5$) and that's really expensive for us, since minimum wage is 100$ a month

    6. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to a grocery store in Japan and it was around $14 for a liter of milk and 3 cucumbers.

    7. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by Alkaiser · · Score: 2

      $45-$60. F*cking insane. This is why there was such a rush to go out and buy the PS2s that weren't region locked. They could go import their movies from the US for half the price.

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    8. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Just curious -- but how does that compare with the average price of new DVDs in Japan?"

      Let's put it this way: When the PS2 was launched in Japan for roughly $300 US (err might have been closer to $400), it sold out simply because it could play DVD's.

      Evidentally it was a cheaper DVD player than what was available at the time, and it played games to boot. That's why the PS2 sold 3 games for every 4 systems initially. Heh.

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    9. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by kurtz25 · · Score: 1

      If you have your own car, you can usually get a discount by going at sane movie-watching times (in the evening). Oh, and check for stamp cards and special deals. Most of the big theater chains (Toho, Mycal-Warner) have showings that drop as low as 1000 yen. Oh, and DVDs aren't always that expensive. They are sometimes to be had on sale for as little as 1900 yen, such as "Sen to Chihiro no Kamikushi" ("Spirited Away"). Finally, even if Japanese users were buying PS2s without the region lock to buy cheaper foreign movies, how many other regions include Japanese subtitling or dubbing??? How many carry Japanese films, which are mostly crap and barely even sell in Japan, let alone outside? The PS2 flew off the shelves because not owning one would be shameful. (I'm kidding--it really was for the DVD capabilities, although I got my DVD player for less than 10,000 yen, so either prices have fallen dramatically or people actually did want a game console.) "Monkey time" for good fashion service.

    10. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but if you just buy a dildo you can use it over and over. Thats investing for the future!

    11. Re:You think movies are expensive HERE? by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

      cd prices are high due to the number of middlemen. in japan its faily common to have 2-4 middlemen.

      also copying is rather prevleant. you can goto cd rental stores and rent a cd for as few as 3hours for 100-200 yen. there was one right outside the college i used to attend.

      movie tickets are exspensive there, up to 2000 yen. on the upside, you can buy beer in some of the theatres.

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  261. Pop Quiz: by Triv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's the difference, experience-wise, between watching a movie in a theatre and renting/buying one?

    Going to a theatre is immersive. There are (ideally - screaming children and cells aside) no distractions at a movie. You're completely involved with what's going on on-screen. Same thing happens in a play - they darken the theatre for a reason, and it's not to see the actors better.

    Watching a movie in your typical living-room is completely different. You know you're watching a movie, you don't become as involved in it.

    I think $10 for a movie is ludicrous (I grew up with a $4 second-run moviehouse on the corner of my street). I can't really afford it, but I go anyway. Why? Because it's a change of scenery, it's a night out, it's not sitting in my living-room. And because, for any given movie, I have a better shot of enjoying it in the theatre's immersive environment.

    Triv

  262. Even if this was true by mrcparker · · Score: 1

    And theaters couldn't make enough money to support the cost of movies, all movies moved to dvd, and all of the theaters shut down - who cares? New business models start all of the time out of economy changes. You just start marketing your dvds in place of the regular big-screen advertisements.

    Big deal.

  263. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Buck2 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no shit.

    I grew up with "previews" so I have not thought much about them. I actually like previews (as long as there are not too many) because they are generally geared towards the kind of audience that is seeing this particular movie. But when I saw the same sort of tripe that I typically see on tv I flipped! I was like, "This is a COMMERCIAL!" And it was. I saw it on tv a few weeks later.

    WTF is up with that?

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  264. Re:MEXICANS.. by Danse · · Score: 1

    Mostly on the south or east sides of SA tho :)

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  265. they can blame themselves by corrosiv · · Score: 1


    Let's see... 2 movie tix at $12-13 each to see a movie once, or $25 for a DVD that I can watch as much as I want. Combine that with the home comfort factor and you've got a nobrainer.

    Not only have I given up watching movies in the theatre, I have given up renting at chain stores. Their inventory prices have gone down, yet their rental prices keep going up. Try asking a kid at Blockbuster about a movie that isn't on the "New Releases" wall and I'll give you a buck if you get back anything besides a blank stare. Support your local cult/indie/art video rental shop - quality selection and knowledgable service.

    The video distribution system is the same as the radio - big promotional money is spent to clog the shelves/airwaves (yet everyone still pretends that payola is a thing of the past). Blockbuster gets their videos practically for free (and in copius volumes) while your local small-time player buys 2 copies at $30 each and needs to rent them both 6 times just to break even. Its a shame, considering which one of those actually cares about movies.

    We've gotta get back to respecting the artist and the art instead of raping something for profit. Isn't that what the whole open source thing is all about?

    1. Re:they can blame themselves by Torqued · · Score: 1
      Let's see... 2 movie tix at $12-13 each to see a movie once, or $25 for a DVD that I can watch as much as I want. Combine that with the home comfort factor and you've got a nobrainer.

      Amen!

      No idiots talking on cell phones.

      No screaming/crying/talking kids.

      Screw the popcorn, I can grill a steak, some veggies, and have some beer for what it'd cost me to pay for parking/popcorn/candy/drinks.

      I can pause the movie to go get rid of some of the beer I had while eating my steak.

      I can rewind the cool parts or the parts that that I didn't quite catch - can't do that in the theater when the gomer behind you is making smartass comments about some scene.

      Plus, the DVD's often have interesting extras on the disk that you can't see at the theater.

      So why should I go to the theater? With a decent home theater setup, I don't need 'em. Besides, if I wait until it's out on DVD, I can find out from all of the suckers that went to see the movie in the theater whether or not it's worth it. It really pisses me off when I go to the theater and find out that the movie really sucks.

  266. Why are they screaming for us to save them? by trcooper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Claiming that it's the consumer's fault they're in trouble is bullshit. The can easily save their own asses.

    1. Stop charging more than the DVD costs for two people to see the movie in the theatre. And I don't mean raise DVD prices either. There is no reason it should cost more than 10$ for two people to see a movie, or more than 8 for that matter.

    2. Stop paying Julia Roberts and Arnold Schwartzniger 40 million to be in a movie. Easy.

    3. Make movies worth seeing and not these overhyped pieces of garbage like the last two star wars have been. In most cases a movie CAN wait, I've got better things to do.

    For now I'm more than happy to watch DVD's on my 53" widescreen in the privacy of my own house. I don't have to worry about people moving past me because they bought the 72oz soda, or a bawling child. If Hollywood doesn't like that, fix their problems, don't make it out like this is my fault.

    1. Re:Why are they screaming for us to save them? by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      Let's see:

      Large HDTV monitor: $3000
      Progressive Scan DVD player: $300
      Fairly good surround sound: $700
      Total: $4000

      Movie for 2: $20
      (if you don't have to pay a babysitter)

      So, assuming you've got the room and the money,
      a home theater breaks even at 200 trips to the
      theater. Before I had kids, we went to the movies
      twice a week sometimes, so that would be 2 years.
      Now, we go maybe once every two months (but sometimes with kids, so call it every month). At that rate, it would take 16 years to break even.

      Of course, we watch plenty of movies at home now on DVD (on a 27" TV with a $300 surround sound system and a $100 DVD player).

      What does this all mean? I have no idea, I just wanted to play with the numbers...

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    2. Re:Why are they screaming for us to save them? by g_bit · · Score: 1
      Make movies worth seeing and not these overhyped pieces of garbage like the last two star wars have been. In most cases a movie CAN wait, I've got better things to do

      I agree with all of your points except for this one.

      Obviously, everybody will agree that the quality of special effects has gotten a lot better over the years. As for the storyline, when was the last time you saw a Star Wars movie before the new episodes came out? When you were 10, a teen-ager, or in your early twenties? These movies are still made for kids and you're bound to be disappointed. If you want a grown-up sci-fi go see something a little darker like The Matrix (under-hyped if anything) or Armageddon (I don't know, I just saw it the other night...on DVD :)

      Well, that's all I've got to say about that.

    3. Re:Why are they screaming for us to save them? by wilson_c · · Score: 1

      2. Stop paying Julia Roberts and Arnold Schwartzniger 40 million to be in a movie. Easy.

      Halfway there. Nobody pays Schwartzeneger to do much of anything anymore.

  267. In Other News: by PhxBlue · · Score: 2
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  268. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by e_n_d_o · · Score: 2

    I don't know about you, but the last few DVDs I bought have this 5 minute mandatory intro on them that plays before it gets to the main menu.

    I too have NOT seen this behavior. What DVDs do it? I own about 40 DVDs and none of them do this. I find I can either press the "next track" button or fast forward through them.

    In the event I saw the behavior you are desciribing, I'd boycott whatever studio did it. Not out of principal, just out of annoyance.

  269. This guy is on crack... by rsborg · · Score: 2

    1) Movie going is more than just the movie, it's an *experience*... sometimes even shitty movies can be fun to watch with the right people. I'll never forget watching The Matrix on opening night in the AMC Mercado and the hearing *entire* audience cheer watching Trinity pull gravity defying stunts.
    2) Home theatres have seperate purposes from the megaplexes. I would love to watch a single movie over and over at home, but for new films, I would much rather see them on the big screen.
    3) EP1 and EP2 both sucked, IMHO. Perhaps that's why lucasfilms is feeling a bit of a pinch?

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  270. The Industry Can Change to Save Itself by serutan · · Score: 2

    The Hollywood McCallum sees falling apart in the next few years has a history of reinventing itself when it is supposed to fall apart. Back when VCRs were supposed to kill Hollywood, the industry reinvented itself by evolving away from the monolithic studios that maintained all their own facilities. The big studios are still there in name, but now they are mostly holding companies. Typically a big studio will create a small, temporary company that produces a single film by hiring a network of specialized subcontracters.

    My guess is that as digital filmmaking gets better and cheaper Hollywood will reinvent itself again in the digital age. We will see 100% synthetic films, made without sets or locations, with actors used for voices only. Whether that will shrink overall costs enough to keep theatrical films viable who knows, but I doubt Hollywood will just roll over and die.

  271. Hollywood is doomed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    film at 11. ;)

  272. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by scotch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I frequently boo loudly when those commercials come one. No one seems to mind, in fact, people tend to join in the booing. Try it, it's fun.

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  273. Here's why by Cyclone66 · · Score: 2

    The last few times I've been to the movies I wasn't happy.
    The sound sucks. Either it's a drama and the volume is way to loud, or it's an action film and the volume is way too low.
    Ticket prices have skyrocketed. I am NOT paying $9-12 to see a movie. I'll go on Tuesday when it's $5-6, but who goes on a Tuesday??
    Crappy movies: movies have sucked. The only movies I'm planning to see in the future are LOTR:TTT, Star Wars Episode 3 and the last Lord of the Rings.
    What else is there? There's so much crap, and the really good movies you don't even hear about until they're on DVD.
    Add 'projectionists' playing movies at the wrong aspect ratio for the first 5 minutes, distorted sounds, horrible picture and you begin to wonder why you should make the effort.
    Give me a better product at a better price and stop whining!

  274. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by nsandver-work · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember most of the ones I've encountered as Universal Pictures' DVDs. I haven't found a way to get past that irritating intro, but I'll have to try the Stop, then Play again trick mentioned above.

  275. Does that include PALLADIUM? by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 1

    I really wish they'd just see that technology opens up new revenue streams faster than it closes them down.

    Palladium is the only way of ensuring such things happen, especially with broadband.

    People could always swap tapes in person, but now high-speed internet connections exist in every home, and the ability to copy the latest forms of media between two places is completely unprecedented due to its unrestricted nature.

    1. Re:Does that include PALLADIUM? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2


      I really wish they'd just see that technology opens up new revenue streams faster than it closes them down.


      Unlimited copyright and death penalty to offenders is the only way of ensuring such things happen, especially with the printing press.

      People could always swap books in person, but now with the printing press in every town, the ability to copy the latest forms of media between two places is completly unprecedented due to it' unrestricted nature.

      I don't see the world as a worse place for the printing press, and I doubt the internet would have such an effect. To claim anything else without support is absurd and pointless.

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    2. Re:Does that include PALLADIUM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would advocate the restriction of the progress of mankind in exchange for keeping a dated idea alive?

      It's already illegal to copy copyrighted works, to ask for any more is counter productive.

      Might I remind you the idea behind copyright is with a economic insentive to innovate, one would voluntairly add to the public domain. The idea of copyright is *NOT* that people have ownership over thier ideas, if that had been the goal there wouldn't be the public domain part at the end. Remove the public domain part, and the entire system is flawed.

      Palladium is an effort to hinder the progress of humanity in exchange for the temorary forestalling of new buisness plans. Great idea, eh?

  276. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Buck2 · · Score: 1

    I just wish that there was a pizza+movie delivery service.

    There was. They just expanded too quickly and died off with the rest of the mismanaged .com boom.

    Even the good ideas got whacked.

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  277. Check out a real theater by coldtone · · Score: 1

    With moves costing $12+ why not try a real theater. (The kind with people performing on stage). If your in Calgary, Canada there's an improv show every Friday and Saturday. It only cost $8 bucks, and it's never the same show! I'd wager the average show is much better then the crud Hollywood puts out.

    Hollywood is only interested in safe lowest common detonator movies. Check out your local theater scene for the good stuff.

  278. YOOHOO! by el_mex · · Score: 0, Redundant
    ...putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years.


    Best news I've heard all year!

  279. The real cost by norgTorg · · Score: 1

    The cost of movies today are actually going down because of technology. The thing that kills movies is the cost of marketing them. A movie may make 120 million at the box office but cost 50 million to promote. That leaves 70 million of which the box office takes half. The 35 million left is put towards the 80 million in production costs. Now the studio is 45 million in the hole. The video sales will cost 25 million to promote (the box office already created awareness) and will bring in 75 million over the couse of a year. This leaves a profit of 5 million for an average "good" film.

    You can't sell as many DVDs if you don't have a big movie opening (in general).

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  280. Not expensive at all. by quitcherbitchen · · Score: 1

    All of the posts here talk about the exorbitant prices required to see a movie in a theater and a comparably high price at places like Blockbuster Video. I'd reccommend that you just shop around a bit.

    I've never lived in a city where there wasn't a $1.50 / $2.00 theater. And if you just go across the street to the 'discount video dealer' (you know... the one with the saloon doors), you can get rentals for around 2 bucks. Heck, my library has an impressive selection of DVD rentals for free.

    Of course, this behavior only lends credence to the article's argument of Hollywood bankruptcy. However, it's the dumb shmucks out there that pay $30 bucks for a movie outing that let Hollywood get so greedy.

    Consumers need to show that they demand value from the things they pay for.

  281. Damn shame by Jim+Norton · · Score: 2

    Hollywood going under? That brings a tear to my eye. Really, it does.

    Holy crap, batman! Will Hollywood actually have to find NEW ways of making money now? Will they finally have to (gasp!) become innovative and develop a new business model! The horror!

    (I wonder if Hollywood could even DO that at this point...)

    No more free lunch, I guess.

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  282. Yeah, no shit. by unicron · · Score: 2

    There have been movies with so many trailers that I've actually forgotten just what the hell I was there to see. Easily 20 minutes worth of trailers.

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    1. Re:Yeah, no shit. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      That's why i always show up 15 minutes late.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  283. My dream... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope that happens, as amature/indie wathever moviemakers would get bigger audiences.
    Altough I don't belive it will happen! :)

  284. yeah... by frunch · · Score: 1

    yeah right. I'm guessing his only source of evidence is "OMG!! Look! Episode II made only $15 gagillion dollars! That's like a couple gagillion less than Episode I!!! The movie industry must be dying!!!!!"

    I'll ALWAYS pay $7.00 to leave my house and sit in a dark room where I can forget about the outside world for 2 hours.

  285. The 2002 numbers speak for themselves: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disney Studios 2nd Quarter:
    Revenue: up 2% to $1.6 billion
    Income: Down to $27 million from $164

    AOL/TimeWarner 2nd Quarter:
    Filmed Entertainment Revenue: $2.386 billion
    Filmed Entertainment Earnings: $328 million

    Vivendi Universal 2nd Quarter:
    Vivendi Universal Entertainment Revenue: $1.744 billion
    Vivendi Universal Entertainment Income: $364 million

    Viacom 2nd Quarter:
    Entertainment Group Revenue: $920 million
    Entertainment Group Income: $109 million

    Business is still VERY good in the film industry. I find it hard to believe we'd go from a....$7.5 billion dollar a QUARTER market to nothing in anything resembeling 3 years. This is just media fodder for the IP case and the DRM initiatives under way.

  286. Don't aftermarket sales beat out the boxoffice? by DaHat · · Score: 2

    I had always heard that aftermarket sales of VHS and DVD sales to consumers as well as video store rentals generaly create more money for the studios then the initial boxoffice release did.

  287. Ah grow up by WildBeast · · Score: 2

    I go to the movie theather at least once every two weeks, I have a 50" HDTV and I buy lots of DVD movies. Two of my friends do the same.

    How are we contributing the the downfall of the movie industry?

  288. If EP2 = EP4 then by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    They wouldn't be saying these things...
    The reality of the situtation being that the storylines in Movies is seriously lacking these days....
    I see probably 20+ movies a year, I honestly like the big screen expirence, its the only way to see some movies, and if they showed ep4,5,6 continuously at some theater year round, I'd probably go see them 4 or 5 times a year at the theater just for the hell of it...I watch them in my house that many times a year, and I know the expirence on screen is much better...
    ep1 and 2 the storylines are weak, they are not of anywhere near the same caliber as 4,5,6...
    Why did Titanic have such a titanic draw, storyline...it may have been the biggest chick flick of all time, but the storyline and its universal apeal is what got it there....
    The last move with a decent story I saw was LOTR:FotR last year, and this years movies other that ep2 which I did like but not on the same level as 4,5,6 have been total crap...I can't wait for LOTR:TT...I ma hoping that the new Trek Film will be worth my cash as well...
    My girlfreind and I wanted to see a movie last week, but we looked and there just wasn't anything playing worth our time...
    The studios(and George Lucas Especially) need to learn that movie fans have expectations, and do what they can to live up to them....there were hundreds of rumors about the ep1,2,3 arc that have been flying around for years, and even hints about that time period in various Star Wars source material, basically none of that has been lived up too so far and Lucas only has approx 2.5 hours to give us what we have waited for our whole lives...
    1. We should have seen ALOT more of the Clone Wars already, not just the beginning....
    2. Anakin should already be much further down the path to being Vader
    3. The republic should be in much worse strights
    4. The Emperor should have already arisin
    5. We should have alot more information on Jango/Boba Fett's Backgroud
    6. We should know Tons more about the sith
    7. The Rebellion should already be forming
    8. We should have already run into Tarkin
    9. We should know alot more about bail Organa

    Just my laundry list, but its one I have discussed many times with other fans.

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    1. Re:If EP2 = EP4 then by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      This is absolutely true.

      Attack of the Clones (which was, to me, much better than The Phantom Menace) is the only Star Wars film that I only saw once at the theatre. Back in my pre-college days, I saw A New Hope probably 20 times, Empire nearly as many, even Jedi got 5-10 movie tickets out me. I saw Phantom Menace 3 times in the theatre (once at the Midnight premier, once to see if I was too sleepy to really enjoy it -- naa, it was that bad), and once more with my Dad because he hadn't seen it and I had nothing better to do.

      However, I will buy Clones on DVD -- probably on the day it comes out.

      I did see Spiderman twice at the theater. I have a "home theater" of sorts, but I still prefer seeing them on the big screen (although I usually pick matinees or late features on weeknights to avoid the idiots).

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  289. Might be offtopic, but...... by Uninformed+Jester · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone notice how this is similar to what's going on right now with the video games industry? I mean, the current generation of consoles we have now can easily render the stuff we find in the arcades. This is a problem for many arcade-owners and developers alike--because since the games at home are just as good graphically, it's less of a reason for Joe Gamer to go to the arcade. (Of course, developers are getting more clever with this by using special controllers, etc.) So, like with DVDs and the theaters, people have less of a reason to leave their houses.

  290. Home theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see the commercials now...

    a DLP projector: $10,000.00

    a THX-Ultra2 receiver: $4,200.00

    a 7.1 set of THX-Ultra speakers: $10,700.00

    Never having to go to the movies again: priceless

    "There are some things you can't rent on DVD.
    For everything else, there's home theater."

    Note: Unfortunately, but this stuff is still a bit out of my price-range, and I'd also prefer to see movies in 720p or 1080i.

  291. You should never use a paintball gun... by raehl · · Score: 5, Funny

    To shoot anyone not playing in a paintball game.

    That's what real guns are for.

  292. Theaters rock by SunPin · · Score: 1
    The cinema experience is excellent precisely because of how wrecked the cinema industry is.

    I can catch an afternoon matinee on a weekday for $4, easily smuggle a Coke and a couple of candy bars in and enjoy Hollywood trash with next to NOBODY in the theater.

    That, amigos, is golden.

    At the same time, catching a movie in the evening is a nightmare. When I saw Castaway in theaters, the opening scene shows the protagonist as a Federal Express worker yet doesn't show Hanks himself until five minutes into the movie... Some 80 year old, obnoxious SOB started yelling and demanding that he be directed to the proper theater and that he gets refund. Once he figured out that he was, in fact, in the right theater, the craziness didn't end... people letting their kids run wild, cell phones ringing, conversations in full force, etc.... The lunatics come out at night. Hence, the Latin root "Luna". The problem with cinema is certainly not the form (Plato), but with the reality. Americans, as overweight, obnoxious and insolent pricks, don't know how to just settle down and shut up. Reality forces good customers and polite people into the afternoon on a weekday or into the cost of a home theater.

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  293. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Ooblek · · Score: 2
    I believe it was limited to Universal DVDs. I'm thinking that the buttons being disabled may also depend on the player. My player was a closeout at Costco, and maybe this is one reason why.

    I seem to remember the trailer was a montage of various films, starting with The Grinch, which was basically shots from the movies set to some background music. I believe some ex-rentals do show a few trailers in the beginning. I do know the first few times I did this, I was madly pressing all the buttons on the remote to get it to stop.

  294. Buy a projector. by bored · · Score: 1

    You can get a cheap one for the price of a medium cost big screen TV. I can tell you a 10' wide screen (or whatever the wall size i'm using right now is) at 10 feet away is just as impressive as sitting in a theater. I have the additional advantage of lying down while watching movies and drinking beer.

    1. Re:Buy a projector. by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      Bingo. Get

      1. an XGA projector - about $3k
      2. a pull down screen, 119" HD should be in the $150 range
      3. home-theater-in-a-box kit for $500
      4. Spend a weekend putting it together...(we're all DIYers here, I'm sure)

      Instant home theater for under $4 grand. Want to go cheap? Buy a SVGA projector and a slightly smaller screen and save $1500. $4k would cost about $28/month on a home equity loan. That's how I justified mine...and the Federal & State government chip in $8/month to help cover the cost (deduction). You just gotta love the US of A ;-)

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    2. Re:Buy a projector. by KieranElby · · Score: 1

      > a pull down screen, 119" HD should be in the $150 range

      Yeah, but it's still not quite the same as a 70mm print of 2001 on a 60ft screen ...

    3. Re:Buy a projector. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you are only 10-20 ft away from the 10' screen at home. At the theater you are 40-80ft away from the 60' screen. Your field of vision is taken up both times, so it should be similar.

    4. Re:Buy a projector. by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      And how many theatres in your area have a setup caable of handling 70mm films any more?

    5. Re:Buy a projector. by KieranElby · · Score: 1

      > And how many theatres in your area have a setup caable of handling 70mm films any more?

      Taking area to mean within 15 miles, then the answer is at least seven:

      BFI London IMAX
      National Film Theatre
      Odeon, Leicester Square
      Curzon Mayfair
      Empire, Leicester Square
      Warner Bros West End
      Odeon, West End

      Admittedly not everyone is lucky enough to live in London, England though ...

  295. This is a bad thing??? by Quixadhal · · Score: 2

    Hmmm, holywood dies.

    Gee, suddenly all kinds of independant films that have been ignored because they didn't fit a target audience, or because nobody in the theater distribution chain had ever heard of them start being shown.

    Of course, the price will have to go up to maybe $7 or $8 to cover the cost... oh wait, it's already that high!

    I guess this is bad news for the Baldwins...

  296. the movies are falling! by Vodak · · Score: 2

    wanna scare up more support for laws and crap your pushing? THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!

    we dont get to see another adam sandler movie... GASP!

    no more of the countless remakes of good movies that went bad after the third remake.

    and more more Ajckie Chan Chris tucker flicks! OMFG We're all doomed

  297. you'll burn in metamod hell for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so fucking offtopic, it kills me.

  298. In Tacoma they're all gone by scott__ · · Score: 1

    In my city, Tacoma, Washington USA all of the major theaters have gone out of business. We have 2 independant theaters (Grand Tacoma and Blue Mouse) that are left.

    The sound systems aren't as nice but the movies tend to be a little more interesting.

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  299. Rick is predicting utopia by Tattva · · Score: 2
    I can only pray that Rick is right and hollywood goes bankrupt. Imagine if all the studios had to reorganize and rather than continue the model they have now of getting as many opening weekend theaters to create 'buzz' and interest in foreign and retail markets they gave the viewers choice by not pushing out all the independent productions that are usually so much better than the 'blockbusters.'

    Unfortunately, he's wrong of course. The amount of money moving around in the movie business is huge, if there are profit problems it is either due to to many studios killing each other's profit margins, too much power in the hands of actors when salaries are determined, or just general incompetence. I suspect it is a combination. What will happen is that the studios will eventually be forced to take action, either becoming more efficient, lowering salary costs, or having a few mergers. Anyway, I didn't see any evidence that the studios are actually in financial trouble, I suspect Rick is either fairly dumb or he assumes his audience is.

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  300. Quality experience is the key by tacokill · · Score: 1

    When VCR's came out, you had stereo at best (prolly over a mono speaker, in most cases). Then, we moved onto Dolby Prologic and home theatres got a little better. At least we had a rear channel. Now using DVD's, with DTS and DD, the experience at home can be every bit as engaging as the theatre.

    Running DTS or DD (5.1) isn't possible with VCR. That's why its a little different now.

  301. Going to the movies blow... by devilbat · · Score: 1

    Lets see, at home I can have some friends over grill some steaks, watch a movie on my 65 HDTV, 2050 watts of 7 speaker DTS surround sitting on my own sofa. OR I could go the movie theater put up with 14-yo suburban "thugs" driving their mom's Camary, lines and $5 buckets of popcorn and sticky shoes. I think that choice is easy. Home wins everytime.

  302. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by legoleg · · Score: 1

    The commercials really do suck, but on occasion the previews are nice, especially when they turn out better than the movie itself : ) ... though I guess its my fault for going to that movie in the first place.

  303. Re:Funny? Trailers are a great deal! by papasasha · · Score: 1

    Trailers are usually the best deal in those 90-180 minutes. Let's do the math. Estimate amount of quality time in a movie (unfair for "Sixth Sense" with "The Cable Guy" still in print) over an $8 cost, with average length of 120 minutes.

    15 minutes of decent movie / 120 minutes * $8 = $1 / min

    Previews try to show the best parts (why go to the full-length feature?), so:

    30 seconds of decent preview / 45 seconds * 1 min / 60 sec * $8 = 1 cent / min

    Count 3 previews and you get an even better deal. In addition, you can feel good about bad movies, without paying an extra $8, because they showed you the only good 30 seconds!

    Whoever disagrees with my 15-minute estimate should go see more movies. (No, he shouldn't.)

  304. switch to boxers... by maxconfus · · Score: 1

    what is this? the once a day someone from the XXAA or whatever group with a chicken little scenario? All of these guys need to switch to boxers because their jockeys are cranked down a little too tight.

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  305. You should see the new DTV's by tacokill · · Score: 1

    You should check out a 65" digital TV sometime. Sitting at about 10', its almost as perceivably large as a big screen. Seriously. Its so damn big, your eyes can't take in the whole screen.

    I find it every bit as engaging as the actual theatre - without all the hassels mentioned above.

  306. Oh... this is so much bullshit by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they were really in trouble, I don't think the actors would be seeing those huge salaries. I don't think Lucasfilm would have all the high tech capabilities to make digital movies. And we would be seeing fewer films going to the box office. The real problem is that ticket sales are probably dropping off slightly for several reasons:

    -The economy is in the shit can
    -Hollywood isn't putting many interesting new films out, mostly just "safe" formula vehicles.
    -If a movie sucks, no one is going to go see it.
    -Ticket prices are way too high. There is a reason for this and it goes all the way back to the studios. See below:

    The reason you have to pay so much for movie tickets is because the studios dictate how much a movie theater must pay to exhibit a film. If the movie stays in the theater for 3 or more months, then it makes a profit for the studios and the theater. The income from the ticket sales goes to cover the cost of exhibition for the first 3 months, then after that, to the movie theater itself. Since not all movies make the 3 months, movie theaters lose out on profits. That's why you're starting to see regular ads in front of movies (ads for cars, local businesses, soft drinks, etc...). The movie theaters don't have much say in what ads they can show (also dictated by the studios), but they do make a profit from the ads. Most of the time they make only enough money from the ticket sales to barely break even for exhibiting the film. This is also why you have to pay so much for consessions. That is the only way that movie theaters make most of their money without having to split it with the studios.

    So... here's the run down: Fewer people are going to see movies because they are too expensive and many of them suck. The movies are too expensive to exhibit because the studios control the exhibition terms. The movies suck because the studios are trying to make sure they stay with the most guaranteed profit generating vehicles (The "best" of anything is usually not the most popular, and the most popular is usually not the "best": witness the *nixes vs. MS Windows ;) ). If fewer people are going to see movies these days, and the studios are making less money, they have only themselves to blame for making poor business decisions.

    I still say that capitalism is failing for the same reasons that communism did: greed and fear. Just like the Ponzi scheme, there is only so much wealth/power to go around in any economic/political system. In the end, someone (ususally lower in the pyramid) has to suffer to put/keep someone else on top. Tradgedy of the commons... and all that jazz.

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  307. We MUST save Hollywood! by jhendow · · Score: 1
    Great Zeus! Can't you see that we're killing the industry?! Instead of making billions and billions, Hollywood is only making billions. And it's all our fault. Personally, I can't imagine living in a world without "Scooby Doo 2" or the next SNL skit spinoff.


    In order to save Hollywood, I am going to organize a bake sale immediately.

  308. 9-digit salary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>Of course, his claim that "studios are barely breaking even" falls on deaf ears when I hear about 9-digit salaries for individual actors in a big-name film that's just some rehash of an old concept.

    Really?! Who's pulling in $100,000,000 per role?! I know Tom Cruise has a big ego, but still, a hundred million bucks?! I should be so lucky!
    Huxley

  309. Too Many Theatres by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    One thing is cleary true is that the theatre industry has overbuilt and has way too much capacity for the volume of viewers they are getting. Perhaps the problems theatre chains are having making money are what has Hollywood spooked.

    Personally I don't think DVD's are going to put Hollywood out of business at all - they will just have a different way to deliver their product.

  310. True true, by Dareth · · Score: 1

    but some of us hide our former addictions from our wives. They don't appreciated tech humour.

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    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  311. I need money by mary_will_grow · · Score: 1

    My research project is running out of money. And by that I mean, the $50,000 we managed to scrape together to start this research.
    Some walking set of boobies makes $100,000,000 to read a couple lines from a script.
    I'll read 1/2000th of a 2 hour movie script (Or roughly 3.6 seconds) if it'll get me another $50,000 (1/2000th of 100,000,000).

    Yeah, Julia Roberts is such a Great Person!! She deserves every cent she makes!! She gets 2000 times more money than the average upper middle classer, because she works 2000 times harder!! She doesnt work 40 hours a week! She works 80000!!!!

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  312. Re:Funny? Trailers are a great deal! (oops) by papasasha · · Score: 1

    Okay, let's do the math correctly. That should be 8 cents, not 1. Sorry.

  313. Doesn't matter... by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

    ...it's all going to fall into the ocean one of these days anyway.

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  314. Audience Partici...(Say It!)pation by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    Exactly. It's all about getting out with people. Who goes to movies alone? Nobody. It's no fun. Ever tried to watch a comedy in an empty theater? It's a profoundly unfunny experience, even if it's a good one. Same goes for most other genres, because the emotional stimulation movies provide is far more effective in a group for reasons anyone with a rudimentary understanding of group psychology should get. Frankly, most movies these days are total crap that's barely bearable WITH the audience (I'm lookin' at you, Lucas).

    No home theater has ever (and probably never will) offer this human dimension. Frankly "home theater" is a complete misnomer. It helps if your family or friends are there, but even so it'll be a much more subdued experience. And when you're plunking down $$$$ for your massive set and watching lots of TV, how much time and money will have to spend on those?

    P.S. Alamo Drafthouse, damn straight. Wish I had one in my town.

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    ---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?

  315. DVD will save George Lucas by sjonke · · Score: 1

    Special editions are really keen way to make a completely mediocre/bad film into cold hard cash. Throw in some cut scenes (it's left to the viewer to figure out why the rest of the movie wasn't cut as well), interviews with the "stars" telling us how great they and the movie are, maybe portions of the script if they're particularly vicious plus some "motion menus" and people will snap them up. Oh, don't leave out the cast and crew bios, especially of poor Mr. Lucas!

    Tell Mr. Lucas all he needs to do is make a Howard the Duck - Special Edition DVD and he'll be on easy street. In fact, why not cut to the chase and release Star Wars Episode III direct to DVD?

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  316. Nor do they belong in sit-down restaurants by Chastitina · · Score: 1

    But how many parents pay attention to that?

    Most of all of these problems boil down to simple rudeness and inconsideration. It wouldn't be so bad if theater managers would post basic rules for consideration and *enforce* them. I've hardly seen a movie in a theater since the people I was with complained four times about the shrieking and popcorn-throwing kiddies to no avail. The theater had already got its $5 matinee charge from all of us and really didn't care if anyone left early.

    Great for them 'cause I've not been back & that had *nothing* to do with DVDs. I don't even have a home theater. A simple PC works fine.

  317. hogwash... by Polo · · Score: 2

    This matches the rules for propaganda

    Check the section on Fear

  318. but DVDs aren't *that* superior to VCs by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    and VCR have been around for decades. So why is this an issue all of the sudden?

  319. US Centric Geek Humor Alert by fuerstma · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is like those lame handouts that your teacher gave you in elementary school when you were done with the math test before everyone else.. Match up the appropriate A to B kiddies:

    {BLANK A} is going to put {BLANK B} out of business within {X} years.

    Possible A answers:
    1. The Audio Cassette
    2. The Compact Disc
    3. Television
    4. Beta Video
    5. VHS Video
    6. Napster
    7. Public Libraries

    Possible B answers:
    1. Radio Industry
    2. Movie Industry
    3. Music Producers
    4. Theatre Owners
    5. Book Publishers

    When are they going to learn? Embrace, extend, profit. It's just that simple.

    Listen up: You're right! You have reason to be afraid, YES. Therefore read up, get some geeks on staff, and take advantage of the technology. Those that have have gotten ahead, while the bitcher/whiner/moaner/"it's not fair"ers have been passed by.

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  320. Quit complaining. This is good. by Animats · · Score: 2
    It's wierd hearing this from a film-industry guy. Usually it's the RIAA people whining.

    The music industry has a real problem - their product line is mature. All the current genres have been mined out. Classical, rock, rap, house, hip-hop, and techno have basically been done. In each of those, the best work was done years ago. Only heavy promotion keeps the industry going at all. This is recognized within the industry, but nobody has yet devised the Next Big Thing.

    Movies aren't stuck in that way. They have a different problem. Improving technology makes possible more production value per film. But now, audiences expect huge production values in every film, leading to budgets upwards of $100M for minor films.

    Lucas and Co. are basically in the production-value business. In Episodes I and II, there's a new major set every 45 seconds. That drives costs through the roof. Lucasfilm can't get off the cost treadmill; other films now approach those levels. And that's all they've got. They certainly don't have acting or story to carry them. Visualize a reading of of Episode I or II on a bare stage. It would be painful, even with good actors. So Lucas has to spend the money.

    What the movie industry really has is more competition between filmmakers than they'd like. Every mainstream film today needs a big budget. That's good for audiences, and lousy for their margins. So be it; that's capitalism.

  321. How is Lucasfilm hurting? by cheinonen · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Lucas financed Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2 himself. They cost him around $100 million each, or less, to produce. He got a sweetheart distribution deal from 20th Century Fox that let him keep the vast majority of the $600 million or more they each made worldwide. Let's be really conservative and say movie theaters keep half that (it's more around 25% overall), and Fox gets $15 million. Lucasfilm is still getting around $200 million per movie, not counting merchandise, soundtracks, DVD's, etc... If they can't find a way to profit from that, I have no sympathy for them.


    His citing Titanic isn't a good example either. Titanic was a total aberation for movies. It made as much the next 12 weekends as it did it's first weekend (within 10-20%) instead of having the usual 30-50% drop off that most major movies do now. People just kept going back again and again, and you can't expect any movie to come close to what Titanic did. I just think they're blowing everything way out of proportion. Yes, I'm sure downloading movies hurts them some, but not that much (I know I'm not going to take the time).

  322. star wars producer vs. credibility by wardk · · Score: 1

    how can you put any value on anything said by someone responsible for the utter crap that is star wars, episode x?

  323. Pay the actors less by r0t · · Score: 0

    Pay the actors 5 figure salaries like the rest of us get paid, or even 6, but none of this 7 or 8 bullshit.

  324. Dr. Evil by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

    Hollywood just needs to take the words of one of their own creations to heart.
    "Why have trillions when you can have billions?"

    (yeah, yeah, yeah...I know it's lame but it's SUPPOSED to be funny.....)

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    "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
  325. The article was a tad dramatic, wasn't it by forged · · Score: 2
    I'm one of the lucky few to leave near a truely awesome 24-screens megaplex, all of them THX w/ huge screens, plus one Imax screen, and I disagree with most of what the article goes on about.

    First about the costs. "As the cost of going to the movies has escalated to $20 or so for a ticket, parking and popcorn,..."
    I pay $5.70 for one ticket using one of the savers program (buy 10 coupons for $57 and use the tickets within 1 year -- fine by me). Popcorn isn't really to my taste or diet, and I just smuggle a can of coke in my jacket.

    How about release dates: "the movie will be out on DVD in just four or five months".
    Right, sometimes, if you're lucky. Often it is one or two years, though. And by then all of your friends will have seen the movie, and you'll feel like a dork.

    And it goes on: "a purchase price of $12-$15".
    Over here you get the movies from 1970 at that price, perhaps something newer but second hand. Let's be realistic and put a $30 price tag to new releases.

    Overall, what do we get ? Superb movies experience for 20% of the price of the DVD, in a truely beautiful theatre with a screen so big you can just about see the edges and feel like inside the picture, and excellent sound. At home all I have is a stereo TV set, and neighbours on 4 sides. Obviously it's not quite the same.....

    Don't get me wrong.. I love DVDs and own many, but going to the cinema is an alltogether different experience, at least for me. I am likely to go see a movie I really like several times in a row.

    1. Re:The article was a tad dramatic, wasn't it by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      How about release dates: "the movie will be out on DVD in just four or five months". Right, sometimes, if you're lucky. Often it is one or two years, though. And by then all of your friends will have seen the movie, and you'll feel like a dork.

      Hmm..wern't both Spidy and Clones out in June or July? And they'll be on DVD, in stores, in November?

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  326. Rubbish by wisemat · · Score: 1

    This is so much rubbish. Have they considered that part of the reason people aren't going to theaters for the same movie again and again is that they aren't making anything worth going again and again for? I like to watch some movies that I like to watch repeatedly, but they are(at least to me) the very best out there. For everything else, its boring after you've seen it once(or sometimes even during the first viewing) and most of the movies I truly love are older(Spiderman being the only recent exception....)

    Another thing they have to remember is that even if the economicists say we are coming out of it(or even deny we were ever in it) we still have a lot or recession-type effects. I for one lost my main job to a layoff very recently. When the job market is bad, people save more, spend less. That means going to a movie only once, or not at all

  327. to hollywood market research firms... by maxconfus · · Score: 1

    after I work 8hrs a day I go home and work on developing new web hosting accts. After that I hack away on some C++ and OpenGL because I find graphics programming interesting. So you see I stopped going to movies and buying CD's for that matter(I am happy with Internet Radio) because well its boring to me.

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  328. Now you make me feel guilty for smuggling! by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    Don't blame the theaters for ticket prices. They break even on admission. They make virtually all of their profits on food

    Damn, well they make nothing out of me anymore then.

    Cinema admission is about $8 here. Small popcorn is $4.50, a drink is another $2.50 easy. $15 to go see a movie is a pain in the ass, IMHO. But I enjoy it too much.. so..

    I now bottle my own cola at home and hide it in my jacket pocket, and go buy a McDonald's hamburger before getting to the cinema so I feel full, and the candy stand doesn't interest me.

    I save $7 per trip and I get better cola while I'm at it.

  329. this guy got it wrong, he didn't think far enough by sluggie · · Score: 2

    Well, let's assume that we say goodbye to Hollywood in like 3 years, a massive burndown, everything goes out of business.

    But then, someone WILL pop up and make a movie about the fall of hollywood.

    So I guess it's just kinda recycling, not going out of business ;)

  330. oh please, sporting events and tv... by edoug · · Score: 1

    Funny, I get a much better view of sports on tv too, but games still seem to sell out all the time.

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    meh.
  331. Here's a thought Rick... by rob_from_ca · · Score: 1

    ...if DVD's are killing the business, and driving you to financial ruin, then STOP SELLING THEM. Seems like he must be a pretty bad businessman to not understand that if something is hurting your bottom line, you should stop doing it. Maybe he came from the dot-com school of business; sell things at a loss but make it up in volume...

  332. Funny, mildly off-topic story by unicron · · Score: 2

    A friend of mine manages a movie theater here in Las Vegas, Nevada. One night, I went to see a movie with my wife, and as I'm coming out, I see my friend and about 3 other managers chasing this little wanna be thug. Kid couldn't of been more than 10 years old. I stook around in the lobby to see what was going on, and about 10 minutes later, the managers come back in dragging this kid. Kid is just screaming obscenities, threating to beat people up that are 4 times his size, etc. My friend comes over to my wife and I and explains that an older woman(55+) had politely asked this kid to stop talking so loud and swearing in the theater, the kid has told her to fuck off, punched her, than ran. He probably would've gotten out of the place but my friend was slacking off and just happened to be in the same theater. So my friend books out, calls more managers, they chase the kid for about a block, tackle him, and bring him back. So the cops show up, and as this point I'm thinking the kid is going to break his exterior and just start crying. Of course, once the cops showed up he bitched out and started crying. The cops were nice enough to let us laugh at him.

    About 2 months later I learned that the husband of the older lady ended up suing the mother of the child, a woman who was barely one rung above poverty on the financial latter. I don't whether to feel bad or good about that. I'll go with good, no sympathy for her, especially considering their are a great many number of inner-city mothers that raise respectable, well-behaved kids.

    So that's my midly off-topic story, hope you were entertained.

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    Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
    1. Re:Funny, mildly off-topic story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good parenting is what we're missing here in the US of A. My childhood was like that (1 or 2 rung up from poverty), but because of my parents' good moral values by example, I guess everything is fine now. We've finally achieved a well to do status. I love you Mom and Dad!

    2. Re:Funny, mildly off-topic story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found your story entertaining. Some kids, some kids' parents, seesh.

  333. I only go to the theater for eye candy... by Rai · · Score: 1

    High quality special effects, in a decent movie of course, are the only thing they draw me to pay expensive theater prices. The only movie I'll be seeing in the theater for the rest of this year (and as much of next year as I can think of) is The Two Towers. For everything else, I can wait for a DVD release.

    But that's just me.

  334. The REAL Reason I Can Wait for the DVD... by macthulhu · · Score: 1

    Perhaps these fat bastards in the entertainment industry would get a more positive response (and cashflow) from me if they could release some better material... They keep trotting out rehashed, done-to-death piles of steaming crap with overpaid prima donna scumbags starring in them. What do they expect? Do they really think I'm going to shell out $9 to sit in sticky uncomfortable seats, watching 40 minutes of advertising, trying to ignore the uncivilized mass of cro mags in the audience... just to see the brilliant piece of film that is "Kung Pow- Enter the Fist"?!?!?! Here's an idea, you greedy pricks: GREENLIGHT SOME ORIGINAL STORIES !! Stop making these jerkoff lowest-common-denominator shitfests and make something worth all of the suffering we must endure to see it in the theater. As for DVD sales in particular... Aren't these same tapeworms making money selling those too? I hate to advocate violence toward anyone, but maybe it's time we sanction the savage beating of anyone this greedy and stupid. Sorry about that... I have two more hours at "work"... Time to switch to decaf... My apologies to any Cro Mags out there, I hate to insult you by comparing you to the drooling morons found in most theaters.

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  335. Lucasfilm's guy must not have ever gone on a date by sielwolf · · Score: 2

    I mean isn't the point to go out so you then have some place to go back to? What would you do then if the only solution was to watch a movie at your house?

    "Well that was great baby, say why don't we go up to the bedroom before we say goodni- "*KNEE TO GROIN* "Hmmm. That didn't work as well as I expected."

    Or maybe they just add dates for each other afterwards with CGI over there?

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  336. What a waste of perfectly good carbonite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Space the lame bastard instead!

  337. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by CaptainCap · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone here could help you FIX this problem if you could identify even one DVD by, you know, title, and the DVD player by, you know, model number.

  338. our very lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are not at stake, asswipe. At least his isn't. If you were in Saudi right now, trying to make jihaddi goat porn, THEN your lives might be at stake. I would be willing to bet the closest this pompous jackass ever got to risking his life was the last time he stuck a bag on his head and attempted auto erotic asphyxiation.
    Go to Afghanistan, shmuck. Oh wait, my bad, that's not for the rich.

  339. This explains it by PCM2 · · Score: 2

    Hunh! And all this time I've been wondering why Lucas only puts his crappy movies out on DVD. I guess this explains it.

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  340. A new universal law by verloren · · Score: 1

    (though I'm sure someone has come up with it already):

    "Any prediction that a particular industry is doomed to failure within 3-5 years is wrong"

    Now I know that technically this can't be true, as industries do eventually fail (and must therefore have failed within 3-5 years of some point), but it's close enough :)

  341. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The commercials being added before the trailers was the last straw for me as well. Unless I know the movie is incredible and has effects & sound to deserve the big screen, there's no chance in hell you'll catch me in a movie theatre.

  342. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive (OT) by bobKali · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Damn right!

    Down here (New Orleans) we had (almost) all of the public schools institute manditory uniforms - and the reasoning behind it was that it would save parents money since they wouldn't have to buy the designer closes that their children demanded of them.

    Seems to me that if you need a school policy to be able to stand up to your children then you've got more serious problems there than spending too much money on clothes.

  343. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, not all of us bring our DVD player and DVD library to work with them.

  344. LucasDVDs by budalite · · Score: 2

    LucasFilms may go out of business, but I predict a Lucas DVD company forming soon!!! Senor Lucas is no dummy. He may be a lousy director, story writer, awful at casting and wears silly socks, but he is no money dummy. :{)||

  345. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WAY too much Bruce Willis movies.

  346. Whine, whine, whine... by Komodo · · Score: 1

    So what he's saying is that if Ep3 sucks, it can't possibly be because Lucas has lost his groove and is making schlock, it must be because of his cheating, stealing, low-down dirty fans.

    The movie studios survived VHS, they'll survive DVD... IF they can make something worth watching. I still haven't seen Ep2, and I'm not going to until I can get it used at the used CD store.

  347. This greed ridden human being should be called out by socokidz · · Score: 1


    Considering a movie, in this case Harry Potter, can make over $300 mil and industry total yearly record breaking and exponentially climbing revenues occur EVERY YEAR, including last year and perdictions for this year, I would have to say this is a sign of greed for which has little company.

  348. Probably would not be a good idea... by allism · · Score: 1

    ..considering I know several people (including my OB/GYN, who has gotten calls to come deliver a baby while in a movie theatre) who turn their phone on vibrate during movies and leave the theater if it rings.

    NOTE to idiots who think that standing in the entrance of the theater is far enough away from the theater that no one can hear you: the sound from there is amplified! Go OUTSIDE the theatre! (not that anyone who reads /. would be that irresponsible...)

  349. Good Things About the Theater by ReadParse · · Score: 2

    I completely disagree that anything will kill the box office. Here are some good things about it.

    1) It's a night out. To single folks, that doesn't mean much, but when you get married and have kids you learn to appreciate "going to the movies" more than ever before.

    2) The concessions are too expensive, but they're GOOD. Come on, admit it. Big ol' tub of popcorn ("Do you want butter on that?" "No thanks, just give me that same yellow swill you put on everybody else's")... a huge box of Raisinettes or a Crunch Bar. You're eating like there's no tomorrow and it doesn't matter. Popcorn all over your tummy by the end of the movie? Just stand up, brush it off, and walk out. Not your problem.

    3) Let's not underestimate the value of being in a theater of other people who are excited about a movie. It makes the movie better. Two examples... the first is "Jurassic Park". I was at an overseas premier of "Jurassic Park" and it was so incredibly exciting because I was in a theater of people who were excited by it. The other example is "Meet the Parents", which not only was one of the funniest movies I had ever seen, but it seems like the absolute funniest movie I had ever seen because of the laughter around me.

    4) Another thing that people complain about but secretly love are the trailers. First of all, they pad the beginning of the movie so you can be late and not miss the feature. Secondly, they're often entertaining. They're longer than what you see on TV and they really get you excited about the movie. If people hate trailers so much, why is it that you can boost your ticket sales if you tell people it will have a trailer of an eagerly-awaited movie?

    5) Big screen and big sound. Yeah, I'm sure your home theater is really nice, and one of these days I'll finish my basement and mine will be really great, too. But it won't be the same as a movie theater. A screen two or three stories high, big-ass speakers all over the place, shaking a big room. Of course, once I finish the home theater, I'll probably feel guilty for going to the movies because of how much I spent on the home theater and that keep me home.

    6) Finally, new release, new releases, new releases. Doesn't matter how good your home theater is when the next "Matrix" movie comes out. If you want to see it soon, you'll go to the theater. If you hate the theater that much and really want to watch it at home, you'll have to wait MANY months for that DVD to come out, maybe even a year or more.

    So let's give the movie theater the credit it deserves. It's a fun night out. Way more expensive than it ought to be (and what's up with concession stands not taking credit cards?), but it's fun and I'll keep going.

    RP

    1. Re:Good Things About the Theater by merky1 · · Score: 1

      2) The concessions are too expensive, but they're GOOD. Come on, admit it. Big ol' tub of popcorn ("Do you want butter on that?" "No thanks, just give me that same yellow swill you put on everybody else's")... a huge box of Raisinettes or a Crunch Bar. You're eating like there's no tomorrow and it doesn't matter. Popcorn all over your tummy by the end of the movie? Just stand up, brush it off, and walk out. Not your problem.

      I would probably consider your theatre one of the rare ones. These days 5 bucks will get you a ziploc bag full of popcorn, and 5 bucks will get you a half liter of soda. About the only thing a theatre has going for it is the crowd and the size of the screen. If they keep jacking prices through the roof, then theatres will die, but DVD sales will more than compensate a movie studio for the loss of theatre revenue. The only folks who will really lose, are the pimply faced teens who barely speak english through all of thier mumbling.

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  350. Movie Theater Experience by w00dy · · Score: 1

    I have a home theater, including a large widescreen television, that if I move my chair a little closer to the TV feels like I am in the theater. But this will never come close to matching the experience of the Movie Theater. Yes, there are the occasional a$$holes who have no courtesy for fellow theater-goers (maybe jamming cellphones in the theater is a good idea!). But I still very much enjoy the going to the theater. Plus, for the most part most movies that I want to see - I don't have the patience to wait for them! I have spent many, many hours standing in lines for certain movies (which Rick has a hand in), and hope to continue this trend!

  351. Death to Hollywood! by supabeast! · · Score: 2

    Let them die... I doubt anyone will really miss:
    1- More bad remakes of good old movies.
    2- More shitty action movies full of lame CG explosions.
    3- More shitty teen comedy/horror movies.
    4- More "Black" movies where all the black characters are just black actors playing out negative stereotypes.
    5- More bad sequels to bad movies.
    6- More churning books into expensive movies that are designed to make money from action figures.

    The list goes on... fuck hollywood.

  352. Re:Movie industry dead within 3 years? Good riddan by jcoleman · · Score: 2

    I prefer "Don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya."

  353. Bad movies more of a threat than DVDs by doggo · · Score: 1
    LucasFilm can kiss my ass! When George Lucas starts producing films that don't suck mule dick again, then LucasFilm can start whining.

    Meanwhile, Hollywood continues to churn out pure crap. When they figure out it's the story that makes the movie, not the actor or special effects, then they might realize a new golden age.

    The reason people are going the DVD+home theatre route is because they'd rather take the risk for three dollars renting at Blockbuster and getting a crappy movie, rather than spending the eight to ten dollars ticket price (plus Coke, popcorn, and jordan almonds, which brings it up to something like $20) only to walk out of the theatre saying "Well, it didn't suck completely." At least at home if it's completely un-watchable, they can switch channels and watch Animal Planet.

    Besides, I'd be willing to bet there's a brisk sales in legitimate DVDs, if the numbers of people I see in the checkout lines at Best Buy is any barometer. I've seen people pony up three hundred dollars at a crack for a stack of DVDs. Just in my circle of friends we each spend around a hundred dollars a month on legitimate DVDs. Yeah, DVDs'll kill the movie industry, just like VHS did. McCallum is an obvious jackass.

  354. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by thirty-seven · · Score: 1

    Although I agree with pretty much everything else that's been said, I really like watching the trailers. I'd be happy with twenty-five minutes of them.

    However, I can't stand other types of advertisements at the movies!

    The biggest thing that a movie theatre has over watching a DVD hasn't really been mentioned so far. It has nothing to do with screen/sound quality, etc. It is the fact that DVDs come out at least five months after the movie is in theatre. For me, this is a big deal, since 90% of the time when I go to a big movie theatre, it is for a movie that I've been eagerly anticipating for months (at least) ahead of time. So waiting many months more just isn't an option.

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    Atheism is a religion to the same extent that not collecting stamps is a hobby.

  355. Re:This greed ridden human being should be called by socokidz · · Score: 1


    perdictions?

    damn keyboard...

    *ahem*

    ...

  356. Home movie experience is just as good? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
    I say it's much much better! Why should I spend $9.50 on a ticket, $12 for two cokes, $8 for a popcorn, $7.50 for a box of M&Ms, and another $10 to have the sticky funk removed from the bottom of my shoe, when I can wait 6 months, pay $3.50 to rent the DVD, and watch it at home?

    But, to address Hollywood's point, piracy is illegal, as in against the law. It is stealing, regardless of the excuse. I listen to the constant droan from the 'net community that "if they weren't so expensive, we wouldn't have to steal." .... "have to" steal? Nobody makes you steal - and stealing that movie does not make it cheaper, it makes it more expensive.

    Even if you go to best buy, you can routinely pick up DVDs of new movies for less than $20 on sale. Twenty bucks, and you can watch the movie as often as you want. For movies you don't like that much, pay the $4 to rent it. If you think it's too expensive, don't buy it and write a letter to the producers saying that you think they're too expensive. Movie prices aren't arbitrary, you know. The price of everything is based on what the marketeers think people are willing to pay. If you tell them you aren't willing to pay X, they'll surely make note of it.

    All you're accomplishing by stealing is punishing us law-abiding citizens. What do you think inspired the DMCA? Do you really think that the DMCA would be a reality today if piracy (again, theft, as in stealing) weren't such a big problem? If someone were to steal your paycheck, you'd be furious. If someone were to steal your paycheck every time you got paid, you'd be out for blood.

    Disclaimer: I don't work for the movie industry, the MPAA, RIAA, or anyone else that has any material involvement in cinematic entertainment.

  357. I've heard that before by blots · · Score: 1

    I thought Betamax was going to "be responsible for the downfall of the movie industry". Or was that VHS?

  358. What are they smoking? by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    THey must have been hanging around the RIAA people.

    Monday Page 1: CD Sales booming, best year ever, most money ever made in one year by CD sales.

    Tuesday Page 2: Online music trading killing CD sales. Artists starving.

    I mean really -- I have seen 4 or 5 individual movies make more money in the last 3 or 4 years than the total money made by all movies 10 years ago. You go wait in line for Harry Potter or LOTR tickets in the next few months and then tell me that DVD's are killing the movie thaters....sheeeze...

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    (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
  359. Not a chance... by Tadrith · · Score: 2

    While I will grant them that I feel my home theater experience is much better than going to the movie theater (better seats, comparable sound, cheaper food), I don't think theaters are about to dry up any time soon.

    Despite having these capabilities, I still go to the movies damn near every weekend. Why? Because when it comes down to it, there's not many easy things you can do to occupy your time, and most people who are movie fans want to see a movie as soon as possible. Despite the theater experience becoming less fun due to poor audiences and greed, I still want to see new movies in the theater. True, movies can be pirated... but then you've effectively defeated the purpose of a home theater by feeding it poor quality sound and video.

    Movie theaters aren't drying up, they're just a pack of greedy liars who will stop at nothing to suck as much money as they can out of the general public.

  360. maybe the movies just suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It may be that people didnt go see AoTC 5 times because it just wasnt that good. I know that when I saw it the 2nd time i found it boring. Once i had seen the CGI and knew what to expect the story itself was just not enough to keep me awake.

  361. Ignorance. Oh Boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something that is in demand shouldn't go out of buisness. The problem is that movie stars, producers, studios, etc... want to have their cake and eat it too. I'm sorry but people don't need to be making millions for acting in some half ass movie. My guess is that their spending habits are the real cause of their financial problems. Also, what about dynamical movie prices? Why should all movies cost the same? Do all 27" tvs cost the same? Do all size 10 shoes cost the same? When you produce 9 shitty fucking movies out of 10 and charge high prices for shitty movies, why go see it for quality movie prices? They have certainly dumbed down movies lately and this dumbing down is now common in all media these days. At first it's funny and cute but now it's just boring and stupid. Perhaps they need to focus on producing quality movies instead of putting a over payed actor in it, slapping on a few special effects, and calling it a movie. Wasn't the movie clerks, mallrats, etc... suppose to prove something about this? I enjoyed those low budget movies quite a bit. That's because there was some thought put into it. Another thing that pisses me off about going out to see movies has to be the rude people. People are rude as fuck these days. Babies, cell phones, etc.. are now common place while watching movies and that's just bullshit. Anyway, I think Hollywood going out of buisness would be a good thing. From the corpses would rise movies worth seeing. Oh, and the money actors, singers, etc... get for what they do is still just mind bending. What the fuck? There's no reason to get payed what they do. If they'd unspoil themselves, things would be much cheaper for the consumer. That my dear folks is steady output of my mind in raw form. No formatting, no organization, no manipulating, and no bullshiting. Pure thoughts. :)

  362. Great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps someone else will step up with original stories then.

  363. GOOD LORD WHAT CRAP by dumbArtMajor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the same company that wants to push for all-DVD quality films, complaining that the medium will bankrupt them??

    The same company whose major summer film (along with SpiderMan and LOTR) grossed more than the GNP of several small countries (hundreds of millions of dollars together) just in theatrical release?

    The same company whose advertising blitzes are in the $20 to $50 million dollar range, not counting tie-ins with McDonalds, etc?

    The same company which still has yet to release (or just recently released) several of the biggest films of all time, forcing fans to develop the tactics LucasArts is complaining about if they ever want to see the films again?

    Well boo fucking hoo.

    I've only gone to 2 movies in the theater this year because none of these pandering McD's-tie-in bullshit special-fx films interest me. If the script was quality instead of crap, there was actual acting instead of an army of cgi clones, and an original thought now and again I'd be willing to dish out $50 for 2 hours entertainment. Hmm, maybe not.

    But maybe when all the incumbent fat-cat assholes have gone bankrupt from mishandling their fortunes, we'll get to see some of the underground talent and concepts!

  364. Laziness by Mupp252 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if anyone has made this point yet or not. But I think the movie industry is victim to sheer laziness. If they were to keep up with technology and were to be more open minded to new standards (I.E. Digital projection) I believe that would breathe new life into the "doomed" industry.

    The only problem with this is the same problem that always occurs when you find a new way or trend of doing things.. More automation, less human interference. The houses that films are shipped to for mass distribution would defenetly feel this. From what I've read the new format can be sent to the establishments via a secure high speed connection. This leaves those people out of the picture.

    Their love for the almighty buck and the movie industries procrastination is leading to their imploding demise. I believe that is the main reason for this "downfall" that Rick speaks of.

  365. Drama by MrGrendel · · Score: 2
    The other movie that he produced, which was not mentioned in the article, was the critically acclaimed "Adventures of Young Chicken Little."
    Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over.
    Their lives are at stake?!? Who the hell does this guy think he's fooling? GL has enough money to never work again for several lifetimes. I, for one, would not be a bit sorry to see the whole lot of them lying in a gutter with cardboard "will produce movies for food" signs hanging from their necks. I wonder if they're all smoking crack, or if they've spent so much time creating fiction that they can no longer distinguish the real world from their work? Bah!
  366. Cell phone in theatres by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm starting to wonder if this situation is just an urban myth...
    -no, it's not an urban myth, me and my girlfriend were watchin We Were Soldiers at a packed theatre, some guys phone went off 2 aisles behind us, he answered the phone and started a normal conversation he even said 'I'm in the theatre right now watching a movie'. So he continues to talk for another minute, then a redneck starts yelling 'Shut the hell up' about 5 times, the guy on the phone kept talking normally.
    Finally the redneck got up and turned around and told him to shut off his 'fucking phone', so the guy calmly said goodbye and shut off the phone just like nothing happened. Everyone in the theatre was on the Redneck's side and he got applause.

  367. NO WAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what? mmmm, cluster of arms, legs, boobies, all soft and warm... boingggggg!

  368. Re:They are also ridiculously expensive (OT) by falzer · · Score: 2

    Yeah! They should also bring back corporal punishment, now that I'm out of school.

  369. nothing wrong with that by glwtta · · Score: 2
    Hollywood out of business == woohoo!!!

    btw, if you think this is -1, Redundant, consider that the effect is cumulative.

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    sic transit gloria mundi
  370. Chicken Little by brucifer · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else hear a little voice screaming "THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!" as they read this?

    Seriously, every other month it's either the music industry or Hollywood going out of business within 3 years.

    Or within 7 days if they watch some sucky cursed video.

  371. the dotbomb mentality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the problem is first saturation and second crappy content. (actually you can add high ticket prices as well but that was not the dot.com experience)

    The underlying reason is of course laziness and greed; which is the cause of the constant rehash of crap on TV and the silver screen. Greed is the driving force behind the sequels that are painfully obvious as attempts to make money first, tell story later. They never learn that FIRST you tell a story and then the money follows. (there are as always, exceptions).

    The entertainment industry keeps overextending itself, while adding more middleman bloat. Its sorta like the rumor game, and in many ways. First, the idea/vision entropy as it goes up, down, side and back various chains of red tape and different hands. The end result can either produce crap that was originally good, or fail to be produced at all. The other aspect is that those in this chain go more by seniority (the corporate/government model) than competence. (you can put credentialism in there too, but not like other industries) That means that the higher you go up the more likely you get some empty headed suit that has been conditioned over the years to be just as he/she is and will not even think of changing.

    The movie of hollywood could be called, "joining the paradigm... falling into the undapting and inefficient pit of bureacracy"

  372. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Lazlo+Nibble · · Score: 1

    Not to mention product comercials before a movie you have paid for...

    Not just commercials...commercials that are shot on video and blown up to 35mm so that even if they're vaguely creative or entertaining they still look like complete shit!

  373. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    I actually kind of like the trailers, especially if they're funny. Aside from getting a chance to see what movies are coming up, they give the audience a chance to settle down and shut up, and provide a window of opportunity for latecomers to get in without missing the film or disrupting the audience.

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    Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
  374. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I go because of the trailers. Which in some cases are actually better than the movies..... The Mummy

  375. Oh goody by the_womble · · Score: 1
    they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years

    Please, please, please God

    I will miss those wonderful Hollywood film studios, after all I love their high quality output so much that I have not been to a film for months, On the other hand I go to the theatre regularly (as I actually get something worth the effort of going out for). Just think how dreaful it would be if I could see something as good on a screen.

  376. End of the article by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2
    ...Then we're screwed. Literally, our very lives are at stake now. George and I are just praying that we can finish 'Episode III' in time, before it's all over."

    Wow, if there's one thing you can't convince me of it's that George Lucas is worried about his financials.

    Then again, if he is, I'd be glad to fork over $60 for the original, un-enhanced, un-mutiliated Star Wars Trilogy on DVD.

  377. DVDs gross more than theaters already by Razzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to a recent article in the Washington Post, "In today's Hollywood, box office revenue makes up less than a quarter of a film's total take. The largest piece of a movie's money pie comes from sales and rentals of its DVDs." It goes on to note that while "Monster's Inc." grossed $255 million at the box office it is expected to generate $380 million+ from DVDs (DVD sales have already topped $140 million). Seems like hollywood will be running pretty strong even if box office sales do decline.

    In general, it seems unlikely that an industry could destory itself economically when the products in competition both generate revenue for the same industry. Of course, it might have some effect on quality. The low overhead for DVD production relative to theater releases allow crappy films to generate profits. Something akin to what video did to the porn industry a la "Boogie Nights." Of course, this also means good things for indy films and pieces that appeal only a cross-section of society, which could yield some high quality pictures.

  378. Yeah. Sounds like CYA. by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2

    I mean, hey, if Episode III fails, they can always blame piracy!

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    What we call folk wisdom is often no more than a kind of expedient stupidity.-Edward Abbey

  379. This is HORRIBLE! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

    Oh. I feel SO sorry for these poor, unfortunate Hollywood producers and studios! As a matter of fact, I believe their doom will bring down the entire world in an economic crisis worse in its consequences than any global nuclear war. As such, I believe the United States government should immediately raise our taxes by several exponents and give ALL of the tax revenues to the MPAA. This will allow poor children in El Salvador to have a warm meal every evening.

  380. Chicken Little was right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, My God! The sky IS falling!

  381. I saw a bum on a street corner in LA yesterday by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
    ... looking suspiciously like George Lucas. He was holding a sign: Will make Star Wars movie for food.

    Then he told me he hadn't had a bite in a week.

    So I bit him!

    Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week...

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    That is all.
  382. I-5 runs both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to go to a megacorporate theater, hop on the bus and go to that giant Sony theater in Seattle. Tacoma's practically another suburb now anyway...

  383. Quit Complaining by KurtSchroeder · · Score: 1
    Movies are not the same as watching your TV. You can rent a copy of Star Wars for $0.99 cents at the grocery store and watch it at home, pause it a million times, scarf down all the free popcorn you want in complete silence, and think your experience is equivalent to going to a movie, but it's not. Welcome to TV land. You are watching TV.

    Going to a movie is about the drive, the standing in line, the expensive popcorn, the huge lines, sometimes it's about the cell phones. (Though not often in Minnesota where I live.) It's about finding just the right seat, and having a shared experience with other people. It's the theatre. It's about driving home and talking about the movie on the way there. It's about taking 30 minuites to decide to slide your arm around your date. It's about getting away from the kids for once. It's about a whole lot more than picture quality and sound. (If you want high picture quality--go to a play.)

    Everyone knows renting a movie or buying one is cheaper than going with the family. When is this news-worthy?

  384. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Dave+Burbank · · Score: 1

    Where can I buy a dvd player that does not listen to the disk telling me a cannot fast forward? That really pisses me off.

  385. Hollywood got exactly what it deserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of thing I have known when DVD had come out, but there is more to it than the article says. Who is going to watch it in big screen, knowing that the cinema version is hacked in half to pass artificially lowered rating label, overpriced, no interactive features, zero bonus documentry/games/eggs and can only be seen for a short period of time? If studios can't live with it, then it's better for them to die off instead of letting them to fund their clueless lawyers.

  386. is there someplace I can.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there someplace I can go to donate money to this cause:)

  387. Re:Movie industry dead within 3 years? Good riddan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "May the door not hit you where the dog should have bit you."

  388. History repeats itself by Robotech_Master · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The funny thing is, people have bemoaned the impending death of the box office since time immemorial. The first thing that was going to kill movies was television. And true, it did (along with the busting-up of the vertical monopolies held by movie studios) fundamentally change the movie-going experience, turning what had been a whole evening's worth of entertainment (newsreel, shorts, B movie, feature) into a single movie presentation. On the other hand, it also improved movie presentations dramatically, as the studios went to panoramic widescreen and more use of color to draw audiences back out of the home.

    And then there was Valenti's prediction that VHS would kill movies. As you can see, it hasn't.

    I don't think that DVDs necessarily mean the end of movies, either. Though if it means studios start to concentrate on quality, putting an end to the sort of crap movies that seem to dominate the box office these days, that could be a blessing. (No more Adam Sandler, please! No more Tom Green!) There are some films that you just have to see on the big screen, and I've been known to drive all the way from Springfield, Missouri to Kansas City to see films that may not make it down here. (I'm considering such an expedition to see Spirited Away, for instance, even though I've already seen it on a DIVX ripped from the Japanese DVD.) But I could be an exception to the general rule...

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  389. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    >>8. Just too many people in general

    So which is it? People aren't going to movies anymore, or, the experience is undesirable because the theatres are crowded?

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  390. So stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go ahead and cut your losses. Stop making the movies.
    But you see, those who really love to make movies so much they'd do it without pay will continue. And the quality of movies will rise dramatically. And we'll be watching...from our home theaters.

  391. nice sig.. by q2a · · Score: 1

    But I think you're a bit off. RIAA is only stupid and greedy. It should read like this; --- Redmond, WA; You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

  392. Coming Soon to theaters... by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1


    • "The Death of Hollywood"


    Finally, a new movie idea!
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    --"The perfect example of the man of action is the suicide." - William Carlos Williams
    1. Re:Coming Soon to theaters... by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unfortunately, at the end, Hollywood would be saved and live happily ever after.

  393. Until I win the lottery... by BlueF · · Score: 1

    My home theater -- as nice as it is (big screen, HDTV, Dolby Digital ES 7.1... no THX... yet), until I can install a dedicated (sound proofed, like my movies loud enough to _feel_ the sounds) -- is not the same as a cinema.

    Sure, there are inconveniences in going out to see movies. But, for me, watching movies on a full screen, sound, and all, is worth the few bothers (rising ticket prices hardly withstanding).

  394. quit yer whinin' by cowtamer · · Score: 2

    Obviously, the movie industry can stop worrying about movie piracy, since the piracy crowd (i.e., us) doesn't pay for movie tickets.

    I, for one, ENJOY having an excuse to turn my cellphone off and eat some butter-soaked popcorn. I do not WANT the ability to pause the movie.
    Also, I have not yet purchased a 10' screen.

    Come on now, you have to get out of your parents' basement once in a while... (Star Trek conventions and D&D parties don't count :) )

  395. *This* is what will kill the movie industry by StephenLegge · · Score: 1
    Adult ticket is $13.50 in Ottawa. Popcorn and drink for two will run about $11.

    That's $38 for my wife and I to go to a movie. *That's* why we don't go very often. When you compare that to $20 to BUY previously viewed DVD, you're getting seriously screwed at the cinema.

    1. Re:*This* is what will kill the movie industry by topham · · Score: 2

      Thankfully here in Winnipeg the theaters dropped their prices. It now costs me less than $25 to take 3 people out to a movie, without drinks/popcorn (those are still expensive).

  396. Scare tactics for theater owners... by SpaceTaxi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suspect that these over-top-statements were made in order to needle movie theater owners to invest in the digital projectors that George Lucas and his buddies would like to have their movies shown with (since they are now shooting films in digital).

    Hense the comparison to DVDs; the digital projector equivalent for the home which is widely accepted.

    From what I have read, these digital projectors will make a significant difference in the movie theater experience and perhaps it does make long term sense for the theaters to upgrade. However, with all the crap that Hollywood is putting out now a days (including Star Wars) and theaters' tight margins, I would guess that there is a lot of resistence to upgrade. Hence these crazy statements from a movie producer to try and spur them on.

    What a bunch of baloney!

  397. Dear Hollywood: Sell DVD's To Boost Ticket Sales by reallocate · · Score: 2

    No Hollywood in 3 years seems a little histrionic. It won't happen.

    What will happen is that some producer will get a clue and and start selling DVD's online: Take orders for a big release and guarantee overnight delivery of the DVD one week before theater release. The buzz generated for a good flick ought to boost ticket sales. The DVD sales would complement and contribute to ticket sales. Result" more money.

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    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
  398. McCallum is a whiner by tuxlove · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Didn't we hear this about videos about 20 years ago? It's not DVD that's killing movies, it's the stupid studios. If using big stars kills budgets, then don't use them. There are thousands of unknowns who are far better actors than the big names anyway. Learn how to budget. Don't waste money. The daily catering isn't necessary on the set, is it? My father-in-law was a purchasing manager for Fox studios. The excess, waste, extravagance and beaurocracy is dusgusting, if half of his stories are true.

    I don't know jack about economics. My only education on the subject was Econ 101 in school. They drew a little graph for us - the theoretical supply/demand curve. The goal, they explained was to find the sweet spot where the supply and demand curves crossed. That is where profit is maximized. Perhaps the studios haven't taken Econ 101 or perhaps they think that moviegoing is an inelastic market and the price of the movie won't affect demand. Perhaps they need to go back to school. For the $10 a pop (or more) we're paying these days, I'm mighty choosy about what I go to see.

    Which leads me to the next point. Movies suck. They all suck. They're so over-Hollywoodized that I just can't stand going any more. And it's getting harder to find places to see indy films, as the smaller theaters get crushed by the megaplexes. Perhaps this has something to do with Hollywood's plight?

    In any case, so long as movies continue to be made, people will see them in theaters. Not everyone has a home theater with THX and Dolby 5.1. And not everyone's home is quieter or less distracting than a theater. And some of us like to get out of the house once in a while. And I certainly don't have a 40 foot high screen in my living room. And I don't like to wait for good movies to appear on DVD - I want to see them right away. Maybe that's why McCallum's upset. They botched the last two Star Wars movies so badly that maybe they're afraid everyone's just going to wait for DVD next round. I know I will.

    1. Re:McCallum is a whiner by topham · · Score: 2

      The studios love to lose money. They've made it an art.

      The people making money in the industry are the support companies, not the studios.

      If you ran a company with the losses most studios do you'd be bankrupt and the creditors would hunt you down.

  399. Just wait a little longer... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

    While you can't (affordably) duplicate the home theater yet, its just a matter of time. You can already duplicate the sound experience of most theaters, with DVD and surround technology being available for $500. It's just a matter of time before that 60 inch plasma screen comes down from $10K. I certainly agree that investing in public movie houses seems like a losing proposition in the USA. I don't expect public behavior to improve anytime soon...

    The only thing I don't get about theater prices is why does it cost the same $8 to get into the $150M special effects laiden blockbuster as it costs to see the artsy snooze fest produced for $20M? If the theater doesn't make money on the showing, why don't they fill the seats by dropping the price on the poorly attended ones?

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    Sleep is for the Weak
  400. They're just figuring this one out?? by Clanner · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised it took some one at the studios this long to mention this.
    I don't remember the last time I went to a theater to see a movie (except when using movie passes we've received as gifts).
    First off, $8 for a ticket is simply too high. Two tickets roughly equals the cost of a DVD (it's actually more, but most people don't shop around as much as I do). Add in food and drinks, and you're looking at $30 for two people to go see a movie. I'll pass, thank you very much!
    Besides, my popcorn tastes better than the theaters!

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    The dry fish swims alone.
  401. With all due respect... by wyseguy · · Score: 1

    to you home theatre buffs out there, as good as any home theatre experience can be (and there are many good systems out there), home theatre will never be the same as going to the theatre. The whole theatre experience is what I love. As nice as home theatres can be...my wife will never allow me to convert any room in our home into anything that will rival a good theatre. The experience of getting your ticket, getting the snacks and enjoying a film continues to bring me back. Especially on opening night for a Star Wars film. Yes, you pay too much for the popcorn, drinks, and candy. Yes, there are unruly people (btw - the silent mode on your cell phone if it rings near me during a movie is between my shoe and the floor), who should get an awesome home theatre and stay home. But its the theatre experience that I enjoy and makes my favorite movies that much better. IMHO.

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    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
    1. Re:With all due respect... by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      I would go to the theatre just to see you squash somebodiy's ringing cellphone (and the resulting fight that breaks out)..

  402. In other news . . . by RealSalmon · · Score: 0

    Videos are killing the radio stars

    P2P is crushing music sales

    VCRs are hurting movie sales

    Why is this claim anymore credible?

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  403. I got two words for this... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    Netflix

    Ok, maybe that's one word...

    Unlimited movies (I can have 3 out at a time), no late charges, postage paid return mailer, $20/month. Even cheaper if you can find a deal (I was offered a lower rate in exchange for agreeing to a specific period of membership).

    I'm close to a Netflix distribution center so if drop off at USPS I'll get a new movie in 2-3 days.

    Both the theaters and Blockbuster should be scared of Netflix.

  404. With Guido shooting first.... by banzai51 · · Score: 1

    Good riddence! Don't hesitate, file chapter 11 asap! There is more than enough consumer demand for a more consumer friendly hollywood company.

  405. They... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years.

    They. That's right. THEY will be putting hollywood out of business, but when he says "THEY" he doesn't me us, or the file sharers, or the fans. What he really should be saying is "THEY", Hollywood themselves.

    If you're in the automotive business, and business is doing lousy because of the economy, you cut costs. If you're a dot-com, before you go bust, you cut costs. If you're a doctor, HMO, Radio Station, Factory, Fast Food Joint, anybody in business, when business is lousy, you cut costs.

    So why is it then, that when Hollywood feels the economic crunch, they blame everyone, raise their salaries, raise their costs, and then stick it to the fans with a higher ticket price?

    If they were any other business, they would have folded by now. I kind of hope the big studios fold. Little studios will take over, for cheaper, with new and innovative ideas. We'll still have movies to watch, it just won't be the movies THEY make. Good riddance.

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  406. Considering the crap that is released nowdays... by Zenjive · · Score: 1

    they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years

    Considering the crap that Hollywood thinks is entertainment these days, I shall not shed a tear.

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  407. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by .pentai. · · Score: 2

    The Sixth Sense did this...

    It would start with some lame add that wouldn't let you skip to the next track, fastforward, or hit the menu button. I think I even tried stopping and then hitting play and it just resumed where it was.

    I watched the movie once and never again because of this even.

  408. Five words to the people in entertainment: by vorpal22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Take a pay cut, fuckers!

    Yes, technology is going to make you obsolete, but only if you're unwilling to compromise. These days, with improving technology and amateur entertainment, people don't feel like shelling out a ridiculously huge sum of money to go see a movie in the theatres. The local theatres charge $13.95 CDN per movie here, and frankly, I just don't feel like paying that much when for the price of two admissions and a drink I can buy a DVD.

    You're all just going to have to grow up and realize that you are being forced to relinquish some of your control over when and how we entertain ourselves. You do not need to be making 7-9 figure salaries; you're all just going to have to eventually settle for a paltry few hundred thousand dollars a year or suffer the consequences.

  409. Maybe we should... by NeuroManson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take all the megamovieplexgargantua theaters, and instead of each minitheater being open to all, have them designated as:

    Theater 1, The Playpen: Squalling babies allowed, offering counselling at a premium for idiots who take their 2 year olds in to see the latest rated R slasher flicks.

    Theater 2, The Lame Room: For people who really don't care about watching the movie, and instead want to talk, make out, use their cel phones.

    Theater 3, The Idiot Room: for people who want to do their own MST3K performance.

    Theater 4, Paradise: For people who actually want to *gasp* watch the movie.

    That way, they'll actually make MORE money, rather than driving away the folks who would normally want Theater 4!

    Meanwhile, has anyone else noticed the irony that this is the same Lucasfilm that not only took upwards of 5 years originally to release their movies to tape/DVD, but supported the old "pay to watch" DIVX standard, refusing to release the original trilogy to DVD until it died?

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  410. 9-digit salary? by eightball · · Score: 1
    Just who is getting paid $100,000,000+ for a single movie?

    I did the google search and went through the comments in this story (not all the way to 0, though) and didn't find anything.

  411. DVDs and Sharing... by zorgon · · Score: 2

    ... they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years.

    Good.

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  412. Content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see the indie/foreign films that don't wind up on DVD. I go to a 2nd run theater where people are well behaved for the most part. Personally, I enjoy the audience reaction (if well behaved) over sitting at home (not to mention I don't have a home theater system because I wastch almost no TV).

  413. netflix by linuxlover · · Score: 2

    yes, I watch about 10-15 movies a month for $20. And I have a decent home theater setup. So for most movies that is more than adequate. This alone negates the need to get to theater, better picture / sound. Now with HDTV & sorround sound setups, you can easily have these at home.

    Sure I will go to theaters, when going out with friends or to see a nice movie like Matrix or LOTR. Otherwise, I am a happy home theater geek!.

  414. This guy is great.. by girish · · Score: 1

    As the cost of going to the movies has escalated to $20 or so for a ticket...

    This guy is great!
    "we raised ticket prices so much, it's like people don't want to give us all their money"
    "I blame rental and retail prices"

  415. A reply to all those asking which DVD's by nytes · · Score: 2
    I don't know about you, but the last few DVDs I bought have this 5 minute mandatory intro on them that plays before it gets to the main menu. The skip buttons are disabled during this thing, so you have to basically stop the DVD and then press play to get past the damn thing.
    Many people are asking which DVD's Ooblek is talking about. I won't claim to know exactly which ones he is referring to, but older (prior to late 2001) Disney DVD's were notorious for this. They also were (and still are) reputed to have the longest FBI warning in the industry.

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    1. Re:A reply to all those asking which DVD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst part about Disney DVDs is that they want to completely replicate the VCR experience.

      The FBI warning is long. Not a big deal. But most Disney VHS tapes have 5-10 minutes of trailers/Disney ads, before the movie starts.

      The first Disney DVDs exactly duplicated this. It was not possible to menu past them. You had to FF-Skip past each one. What a PITA.

      Newer ones aren't as bad. A couple go right to the menu (the Pixar ones do this), but the animation ones still want you to watch the trailers.

      I have the pleasure of watching these, sometimes the same one several times a day. At least my kids seem to prefer the better ones most of the time (better: the Pixar movies; Mulan; Atlantis; any of the orignals. Worse: all but Toy Story 2 really do suck compared to their predecesors).

      It's either Disney videos or "Veggie Tales"...

      Yes, we have watched a couple of them. It is hard to believe that people love those shows, because they just plain suck, regardless of any message. They make "The Wiggles" pleasant to watch...

  416. Amazing! by Ogerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years.

    This is the first good news I've heard on Slashdot this week!

    Although I think he's being a little bit optimistic on how soon this will happen. Have a look on IMDB at how much money even the worst recent movies have made vs. their production cost.. That's a disgusting profit margin for any industry.

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  417. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Storm · · Score: 1

    6. Six or seven trailers before the show starts

    They have actually started selling advertisements for common products (commercials!) for stuff like Volkswagen, Downy, etc in place of (or mixed in with) the trailers. And why not? They have a captive audience, chained in their seats by the small fortune they invested in an evening of enjoyment...

    And with the stuff that Hollywood is squeezing out, you really get to see the gist of the movie in the trailer, and whats left beyond the trailer is not worth the $6 or $8 that you would have to pay.

    There is an exception to this rule. Crowd participation movies like the Rocky Horror Picture Show are much better watched in a theater than at home...But then you're supposed to be yelling at the screen...

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  418. Hurling, now! by msobkow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ok, so you aren't an MPAA or RIAA exec.... *g*

    The problem with your R&D analogy is that the only R&D occurs with companies producing SFX, film stock, cameras, etc. The movies and albums themselves are "art" or "expression."

    The MPAA and RIAA don't produce anything, but they speak on behalf of their industries, and are a means of referring to their members as a whole (The "A" at the end of the acronyms refers to "Association".)

    They are bad at marketing. All they market is their biggest budget efforts, with little to no regard for quality. The only exception I can recall was "The Blair Witch Project", which was done on a very low budget compared to movies or records that usually get the push.

    When is the last time you saw an ad for a movie that didn't have at least one multi-million dollar star involved? When was the last time you saw a band that didn't fit a top-40 profile for a non-major genre get promoted? How many times now have we found out that a "band" was actually a fraud that was lip-synching or so heavily processed that the singer in concert sounds nothing like the album?

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    1. Re:Hurling, now! by TheTrunkDr. · · Score: 1
      You're right the R&D analogy is flawed, few companies blame the cost of a product on the cost of R&D of other failed and/or unrelated products. Most companies also do an analysis to see if the R&D is worth it, if it's not they stop the R&D or don't start it.

      As for the marketing point, marketing isn't judged on thier decision of what product they're going to market, it's judged on how well they actually market the product. Now I'll admit they often decide to market crap movies, but when they do market them they do a good job of it. There have been very few true failures in the movie industry that have received widespread marketing. Now since this includes crap movies, then they must be marketed well, cause people obviously aren't seeing the movies based on it's merits alone.

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    2. Re:Hurling, now! by Psyienna · · Score: 1
      When is the last time you saw an ad for a movie that didn't have at least one multi-million dollar star involved?

      I can think of two:

      The Full Monty. Production cost: $3.5 million. Earnings: $243 million.

      My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Production cost: $5 million. Earnings: $159 million and counting.

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  419. the problem is price fixing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is through a sly business model that the movie industry is "technically" not price-fixing the movie tickets. But in fact, they are. Of your eight dollar tickets, only about $0.02 goes to the theater itself. Why do they charge eight bucks? Because if they charge any less, they wind up owing money to the movie distributor.

  420. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by MxTxL · · Score: 2

    That's just what i was thinking.... most of the movies i've been to recently have been PACKED. And that's not only the blockbuster type movies... on a saturday night in a big city, just about every showing of every movie is packed.... i'm not believing they're not making money.

  421. good by ballsmccoy · · Score: 1

    I hope they all just go away. Then maybe people will wake up and start new movie companies, this time with talented people. I just love how they like to try and place the blame elsewhere when they are the ones producing shitty content which people are increasingly having no respect for.

  422. Missing the point by msobkow · · Score: 2

    Can you really imagine going to the movies as a family without munchies? When I was a kid movies were a "treat" and usually included the mammoth family popcorn tub, drinks (sometimes shared), and a candy bar.

    Now you can't get those family popcorn tubs, even though prices have skyrocketed. You can't get a standard size candy bar, only the oversize packs. You pay more for a 20oz watery soda with too much ice than for 2-3 large bottles at 7-11, much less a grocery store.

    Despite that obscene gouging, I cannot imagine being so tight-fisted that I wouldn't buy the kids in the group the same as I got as a child. I'm not saying you need to give in to the whining for more candy when it's gone, but it just wouldn't be right to eliminate it. Even at home I usually nuke a bag of popcorn when I sit down to watch a flick on DVD!

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    1. Re:Missing the point by jvj24601 · · Score: 1

      Can you really imagine going to the movies as a family without munchies?

      Yes. I take my 7-year-old out to McDonald's before we see a movie. We maybe see one to two movies a month, and a Happy Meal is cheaper than a theatre soda.

    2. Re:Missing the point by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Can you really imagine going to the movies as a family without munchies? When I was a kid movies were a "treat" and usually included the mammoth family popcorn tub, drinks (sometimes shared), and a candy bar.

      Ya i can. Go to dinner first, then the movie. It will probably be cheaper in the long run too.

      Now you can't get those family popcorn tubs, even though prices have skyrocketed. You can't get a standard size candy bar, only the oversize packs. You pay more for a 20oz watery soda with too much ice than for 2-3 large bottles at 7-11, much less a grocery store.

      Which is why people aren't buying it, and regal is going under, since thats where they make all their money.

      Despite that obscene gouging, I cannot imagine being so tight-fisted that I wouldn't buy the kids in the group the same as I got as a child. I'm not saying you need to give in to the whining for more candy when it's gone, but it just wouldn't be right to eliminate it. Even at home I usually nuke a bag of popcorn when I sit down to watch a flick on DVD!

      Well you don't have a problem with it; the poster i was responding to was complaining how expensive it is to get the treats at the theater, and implied that he HAD to buy it for them.

      As far as being tight-fisted goes, the poster was complaining how expensive it is to take his family and get everthing, and i'm sure it is.

      At any rate, people have to decide for themselves which is more important: giving thier kids the exact same experience or deciding the economics of it really isn't feasible.

      Here's a thought though. while the memories might be nice, maybe people should stop blaming thier genes for being overweight, and skip the popcorn and soda and have a healthy meal at home before going to the movies. Maybe we wouldn't have a 60% obesitity rate then..

  423. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right here.

  424. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by HotButteredHampster · · Score: 1

    Or there is the original movie theatre alternative: the drive-in! They are getting pretty hard to find, but the one near where I live is hands-down the best movie experience. It's reasonable as heck, too: $7 Canadian for a double feature. The screen is huge, the environment is controlled (window goes up, window goes down) and the sound system is as good as your stereo. I don't know exactly what the story is on the concession there, but believe it or not, they don't fleece you. I guess because you could bring in a trunkload of outside food, they provide a high-quality, reasonably priced menu. Try a large popcorn (and it's huge) for $2 Canadian. (Last time I checked, that's about a nickel in USD)

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  425. Good Movies Not Making Money? by DragonMagic · · Score: 2

    Office Space just missed its costs at theaters, and Jennifer Aniston back then was cheap.

    So yes, some good movies miss their marks because they're good, but often overlooked.

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  426. Re: concession stands keep the theater alive by King_TJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, I just read a very interesting message posted by a guy who did accounting for movie theaters.

    He claims he has never once seen a theater that would have been profitable if it wasn't for selling concessions!

    Apparently, Hollywood screws over the theaters pretty bad on their cost to show new films. (Typically, they do a 90/10 deal. Hollywood gets 90% of whatever a new movie earns in ticket sales, and the theater keeps the other 10%. After the film runs for so many weeks, the amount drops on a sliding scale. So after a few weeks, it might be 70/30 instead of 90/10 - but lots of people already saw the movie by then.)

    Furthermore, Hollywood often forces the theaters to enter a contract guaranteeing they'll show the movie for no fewer than a set number of weeks. (That partially explains why so many of the mom and pop theaters, and maybe even some of the drive-thrus, have closed down. To offer a decent selection of movies all showing at once, you have to have a large number of screens.)

    For old movies, they sometimes offer a deal where a theater can simply buy it, instead of renting it - and then can make 100% of the profit showing it whenever they like. This is rarely done, however. (Hollywood makes exceptions to this rule for perennial favorites like "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", where a theater would obviously rather just buy it outright if they could.)

    So what you really have is a business model of selling people food and drinks, not making money showing movies. That's why the stuff seems like such a rip-off.

  427. I read the article title too fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and thought that the Star Wars producer felt that DVDs hurt his body odor.

  428. The King is Dead! by cdf12345 · · Score: 2

    The King is Dead!

    Long Live the King!

    personally, I wont be sheding any tears when hollywood hangs itself.

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  429. An obviues choice by willum · · Score: 1

    Ay home, I can wath movies on a screen that it just as big as in the theater (not really, but im considerably closer), I can get cheap food and drinks, no one is on phones, the movie only costs a few bucks for many people and best of all my feet can be lifted of the floor withought all that goo sucking me down. Now, why do I want yo go to the theater again?

  430. Hurt Hollywood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Doesn't "Hollywood" make money off of DVD distrubution? Why do they care if people see the movie in the theater or at home, as long as they pay for it? DVD may be kicking Cinemark in the nuts, but if people are buying tons of DVD's Hollywood should be ecstatic - cheaper distrubution than reels of film.

  431. Copyright on plots by pdrome4robert · · Score: 1
    If there was copyright protection on plots or story formulas, Hollywood would have been out of business in the 1930's. Even Star Wars is based on previous movies. What if Akira Kurosawa had a copyright on the plot? Would Lucas have paid royalties or made a different film? Where is the originality of ideas that the US Constitution is trying to encourage?

    On another point... Even in a world of perfect DRM, DVDs will screw Hollywood. At a certain point, consumers are not going to watch remakes of old plots because they own a better version on a DVD which will be picture perfect for decades. What is Hollywood going to do then? Why would you watch the latest remake of a French comedy when you can watch the better, original version dubbed in English?

  432. Imminent Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Imminent Death Of Movie Industry Predicted. No Film at 11.

  433. I like trailers at the theaters... by hendridm · · Score: 2

    > 6. Six or seven trailers before the show starts

    Funny, I always make sure I am at the movie on time so I don't miss the trailers. I often catch a movie that I really want to see in the previews. Trailers do bug me on DVD/VHS, most of the time because they are trailers for some moldy movie that came out about the time of the rental and I have see a bazillion times. Boring.

    And the most annoying thing of all, while I'm on the subject of DVDs, is *ANYTHING* on the DVD that I cannot skip over or fast-forward through when I spend hard earned money to buy the video. Why am I *forced* to watch the FBI warning every time I view the movie. Did you think I missed it the first time? How about other shit like production company ads? Fuck you, I'm the customer and I paid for a product - I expect it to be delivered in a satisfying manor.

    Oh yeah, and why do people spell is T-H-E-A-T-R-E? Are we watching the movie at the olde plowe shoppe in colour at the local movie centre?

    1. Re:I like trailers at the theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh yeah, and why do people spell is T-H-E-A-T-R-E? Are we watching the movie at the olde plowe shoppe in colour at the local movie centre?


      Erm. Because 'theatre' is originally from the French - that's how it's spelt. Same as 'centre' and 'colour'. They're spelled that way in English - what are you speaking?
    2. Re:I like trailers at the theaters... by Sheriff+Fatman · · Score: 1

      > Fuck you, I'm the customer and I paid for a product - I expect it to be delivered in a satisfying manor. Surely, as manors go, the Old Plowe Shoppe is quite satisfactory... :)

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  434. Wow, maybe I should get a DVD player now. by Nathaniel · · Score: 2
    I'd been avoiding getting a DVD player because the movie industry is treating their customers like crap, but if it will help bring about their downfall sooner, maybe I'll go get one now.

    Nah, I don't believe their propoganda, and I'm entirely certain they are treating customers like crap, so I'll stick to my own personal boycott.

  435. Drive-Ins by rirugrat · · Score: 1

    In the not-to-distant future, megaplex movie theaters will go the way of drive-in theaters: extinction. This is just another example of how society is becoming more and more fragmented, with leisure-time activities becoming less and less "social".

    Do you see kids playing a pick-up game of baseball anymore? Nope, all youth sports is all in controlled, adult-supervised, "closed" environments. Movie watching is no different...

    Chris

  436. Live Laugh Track is Next by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    How many times have you gone to a movie and remarked "when that happened, the whole crowd laughed, yelled, groaned, etc."

    Any truth to the rumour that movie theatres now employ professional laughers, yellers and groaners in the audience to convince fellow moviegoers that they're actually Having A Good Time?

  437. 9 digit salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when I hear about 9-digit salaries for individual actors in a big-name film

    Yeah, a lot of movie actors make over $100,000,000 per movie. Some are even coming close to $1,000,000,000

    Or were the original figures in yen?

    I heard that Danny Glover will be getting $1.6 trillion for the next Lethal Weapon movie!

  438. Obvious Response by compjma · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think you're all missing the fact that Hollywood won't die on the vine, they'll just call their pet congressmen and make sure that DVDs are only playable one time in a specially formatted RIAA controlled player. Then charge you for the your own popcorn that you made in YOUR microwave, because you ate it during the DVD playback, and you had to agree to this charge in the EULA when you opened the DVD case.

  439. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years

    good! open up the market a bit and let others make better movies than the lowest-common-denominator shit that Hollywood churns out

  440. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Juanvaldes · · Score: 1

    Vivid DVD's do.

  441. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The parent claimed he had never heard a cell phone in a theater before, and said he thought it was an urban legend.

    Out here in Southern California, a cell phone rings in a theatre more than 60% of the time. Some theatres flash a screen that says "please turn off all cell phones" before the movie starts.

    I really hate going to the theatre now. I paid $18 for LOTR (Me and girlfriend) and it was 3 months after opening. The quality of the film was horrible after being played hundreds of times. The frames would skip as would the sound. Some parts were out of focus and had that annoying "film hair" dancing around. Oh yeah and the sound that seems to "waver" now and then as the projector speed adjusts itself.

    Now compare that to watching the DVD in full digital sound at home with a flawless picture on a 60" big screen while naked. A quick shopping.yahoo.com search gives me a price of $13.99 + S&H. And if I were so inclined, get a "free evaluation" DVD divx rip which is nearly as good except for a half-way intermission between the 2 files. Reminds me of good old monster Laser Disks when you had to flip them.
    /rant

  442. No..."Will Produce for food" by V_drive · · Score: 1

    If he's right, his sign will say "will produce for food."

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  443. And... by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

    they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years."

    He says this like it's a bad thing.

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  444. Doesn't make sense by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    How can the movie industry be doomed by the move from theatre to DVD? People still have to buy the DVD, the profits of which still go to the movie company, and just like with VHS, they don't realease the DVD until after the theatre run is done, so people still do end up seeing it in the theatres that don't feel like waiting.

    And it's not true that the home experience is as good as the theatre when talking about the sorts of films LucasFilm works on (where effects are important). Now, it *IS* true for movies where the special effects aren't important, or aren't even there at all, like "soap opera flicks" as I call them.

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  445. Except that you don't take in costs... by KCRWreck · · Score: 1

    And, how much did you pay for that equipment? $250? $1000? Including a large enough TV and you're talking about spending in the multi-thousands.

    I can STILL go to a movie for $7.50 (plus or minus a couple of bucks depending on what time, where, and how old I am). Pick the right time and I'm in the theater by myself. A little planning and I'm watching the movie months before you are and spoiling it. This will still be the case three years from now.

  446. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    While ogle can ignore the mandatory advertisements (the no-fast-forward sections), the region code is often enforced in the hardware not the software, so using ogle doesn't help circumvent that. (You can change region codes, but the limit of 5 (I think) switches before you are locked out is not under ogle's control.)

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  447. actors actors by Quino · · Score: 1

    Although an actor's particular skill may also be some what of an objective opinion, I would actually place Guy Pierce on a much higher plane than even the remarkably likeable Tom Hanks. IMHO, Tom Hanks has a lot of on-screen charisma, and is a capabable actor, but Guy Pierce is just believeable because of his acting talent.

    The first time I saw Guy Pierce was in the excellent Australian film "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" (later ripped off by the embarrasingly poor American film "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything"). Guy Pierce plays an extravagant cross dresser (very animated, very gay), along with Hugo Weaving (who later played Agent Smith in The Matrix).

    It was *amazing* to see Guy Pierce play a tough guy in LA Confidential and again in his superb role in Memento.

    Ditto for Hugo Weaving, who I first saw as a gay crossdresser in Priscilla, then saw again as the cold, calculating Agent Smith in The Matrix.

    I guess what I'm driving at is this: Tom Hanks, is incredibly likeable, a face everyone knows, and therefore commands a great salary. But, IMHO, millions of bucks doesn't necessarily buy great actors, it just buys a face that everyone recognizes and will hopefully fill the theatres those first few weekends.

    There's more on this (and why American cinema, well really mainstream Hollywood flicks) have more or less consistently sucked in recent years:

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/holl ywood/picture/

    (Sorry, the above link refuses to show up properly during preview, don't know why! There's a space in there that needs to not be there! Sorry, I'm ignorant, this the first time I'm using HTML tags)

    There's plenty of interviews, some of them striking (yeah, Hollywood mongols themselves describing the changes). It used to be execs sat around discussing the script when deciding whether or not to green light a film. Nowadays, with the more corporate (investors! investors! investors!) culture and the death of American indie film distribution, the first question is finding a script that they can stick a well known star into. Big star = big bucks at the theatre. The script iself is discussed as a second phase! The big star is literally more important than the script. And it shows. :(

    Also, a lot of the big Hollywood stars have "brand name recognition", and therein lies their value to Hollywood. Whether or not they're incompetent, marginal, good or maybe even great actors doesn't really matter or enter into the salaries they command.

    That's Hollywood for ya!
  448. Not likely. Home theater == not going out! by Niomosy · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of times when my wife says, "I want to get out of the house. Let's go see a movie". This kind of thing doesn't seem all too uncommon in the area I live.

    Malls close early. Clubs aren't quite for everyone and many times have $10+ entrance fees so you can pay too much for a drink. Movies fill in the gap nicely. Maybe that's why I see swarms of teens there on the weekend.

    So go ahead and prophesize the end of the movie theater world. It just doesn't seem likely to happen.

  449. DON'T FORGET THE BATHROOMS by DohDamit · · Score: 2

    Unless you are the slobbiest bitch on the planet, there is no way your bathroom compares to the stink-ridden piss and shit covered hell holes that the theatres offer up.

  450. Not `as good', better by slumos · · Score: 1

    The last several movies I went too were ruined by the kiddies and idiots yacking away. I don't even consider going to movies that aren't at least R anymore.

    I'm depending on my new home theater to make movies enjoyable again and I'll just learn to live with the difference in fidelity.

  451. You gotta laff.... by Scooter · · Score: 2

    Rick McCallum - producer of a series of films that along with perhaps only a handful of other films - people actually queue up months in advance to see the thing in a theatre, claims the movie theatre is dead?

    LOL :) Better tell that to the guy in the tent round the local cineplex...

    He's right of course - for the reasons everyone's citing on this thread.

    Personally, it takes a lot to drag me into a movie theatre ( and yes Rick, don't worry - about the only thing that will make me put up with the smell of stale sweat, sticky floors, some dude with his knee in the back of my seat, the cellphones etc is the next Star Wars (and the next LOTR episode)).

    And he IS right about DVD and home theatre - it fecking well IS better. The picture quality for a start, is abysmal in every thatre I've been in. You can go on all day about the resolution of a big projector screen versus DVD but the end result is - those back projector movie theatre screens suck - the colours are washed out, the scratches are unacceptable, and just where in the name of panaflex do those HAIRS come from ffs!!

    Add to this the fact that you're always too damm close to the screen - close enough for the judder between frames to be noticable and close enough to have to move your head to follow the action, and close enough that the corners of the damm screen are darker than the middle. Yes - back projection sucks. My 32" TV may not have the same resolution, but each part is lit indiviudally, the phosphors have a bit of persistence, and I don't sit close enough to feel the static on my eyebrows.

    At least the last time I went you could pay a bit more for a theatre with a bar and some decent chairs. You still can't SMOKE though.

    To add insult to injury, our local pit "cineworld" or something - has some daft self advertising that ends with the phrase "see it your way". Do wot? If I was seeing it my way, I'd have to bring my own screen, a decent Beef Satay, some beers, a sofa, a big cigar and chuck everyone else out of the room. No wait - thats my house I'm thinking of - geez Rick - and you just realised this?

    I went to to see clones in the theatre, but I won't have really seen it til I get the DVD on.

  452. I hope they DO go bankrupt by Jettra · · Score: 1

    First of all this is a poorly written article. He says that people see movies less, and then states that the price of seeing movies has skyrocketed. Wouldn't this be a counteracting force? Besides, box office receipts are on the rise. Those stats are easily searched online. So whose ass is he picking these numbers from? And so what if everything "isn't a Titanic" success like he mentions. As if every movie needs to make over a billion dollars at the box office to succeed. Boo woo.

    Besides, should a movies success really depend on people seeing it over and over again? Instead, go 5 times and see 5 different movies. You'll get more out of it... unless MTV has already rotted away your ability to remember.

    I hope these big budget movies do become a titanic flop. I'm tired of big flicks that reek of Hollywood's baby formula. Let's see if I can give it to you. Handsome leading actor, flashes of cleavage, same plot as last years success, 2 or 3 catch phrases (oh, the water jug humour), the latest computer effects and of course the neatly wrapped happy ending (even though it looked as though it might not just end that way. Yes, it was close... ya right!). Then it's push on you over and over again through the lies of advertising. After a while you really do start to believe that you wanted to see it all along. Then they're disappointed when you don't see it twice.

    Don't get me wrong. I love the theatres. No home entertainment system I've seen can compete with their colossal size. It's their content that sucks. That's why I've gotten off the blockbuster bandwagon. I've found a couple of independent theatres that serve up real entertainment. Where they count on brain power and style to entertain you rather than blowing all your money into special effects and advertising. Don't be fooled. Your money is a vote. If you use your movie money to see these movies than you are paying for all the advertising and effects as well.

    In conclusion, let Hollywood go bankrupt and we'll all enjoy the resurgence of true art in the theatres again.

  453. Ooh! Ooh! I got it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "But he hadn't figured out where he wanted the stories to go by that time."

    Down the crapper!

    There, you happy now?

  454. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
    "While ogle can ignore the mandatory advertisements (the no-fast-forward sections), the region code is often enforced in the hardware not the software, so using ogle doesn't help circumvent that. (You can change region codes, but the limit of 5 (I think) switches before you are locked out is not under ogle's control.)"

    No. Even if you are playing a DVD that has a different region than your hardware, libdvdcss will do a cryptographic analysis which is usually successful and will still be able to play the DVD.

  455. CNN is owned by one of the largest movie corps by guttentag · · Score: 4, Informative
    CNN is owned by AOL, and it's under the knife. AOL has been talking to Disney about merging some of Disney-owned ABC News's operations with CNN's to cut costs.

    It's not hard to imagine a scenario where an AOL executive tells CNN to start running stories that support the media industry's demands for favorable treatment by Congress. CNN would claim that its "ethics" would never allow such a thing to occur, but cross-promotion is the whole reason AOL has formed its empire, and if it comes to a choice between the axe and "bending the ethics," I'm sure CNN will be quite flexible.

  456. errrr by TenderMuffin · · Score: 1

    who's making these DVD's anyway? if the people who are making the dvd's saying it's gonna run them out of business, why don't they just stop making them?

    either that, or they're just flat-out lying.

  457. You missed one by sineltor · · Score: 1

    The movie industry calls for legislation to restrict release of DVDs.

    ==

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  458. Hollywood going out of business? Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Of course, Michael Eisner may have to take a pay cut from 700 million dollars to 400 million dollars, but if Hollywood goes out of business we'll all be better people. We'll read more, watch more documentaries. We won't have to watch Spiderman 2, and lethal weapon 7.

    Did you know commercial TV is going out of business too? I am so psyched! For example, that means no more 30 second attack ads influencing our elections, and that means that the corrupting influence of money will be minimized. We may have to pay for our TV, but we'll make up the difference elsewhere. Products shouldn't be as expensive without the TV advertising built into the price.

    The music industry is doomed for real. The artists are fed up, the audience is fed up, and how long do you think it's goign to take for these disgruntled parties to find each other? New bands are already distributing their music via the internet. Someday soon, an established artist's conract is going to lapse, and he or she is going to do the same thing. What do you need a record company for, anyway? Promotion and distribution... all of which can be handled by the internet.

    The sky is falling? Let it fall.

  459. Whine, whine whine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In most towns/areas the theaters are owned by one company. (In my area - Marcus) The last 3 times I went to a 'marcus' theatre:

    1) The movie was started 45 mins late (xfiles)
    2) The movie had breaks in the film. And it broke in our showing, and there was no movie for 15 mins (avengers).
    3) The movie shook the whole time. (Star wars)

    So the experience is crap.

    With the passing of the DMCA, I know the money I give the theatre gets passed to the people who PAID for the DMCA to get passed.

    If revenues are down, good. Getting a crap experience and giving to money to people who turn around and spend it to have laws like the DMCA get passed is why they no longer get *MY* money.

    (And if you /dork readers who whine about the DMCA are 1st in line for spider-man, you are getting the laws you deserve)

  460. whiney little bitches by neoThoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been 'working' for about 10 years now in business that fight to stay alive. We watch the bottom lines and we make cuts when times are tough. I've never heard these things come from the industry of film and music. I understand it's art and that some things that are wonderful to watch cost money. But the salaries that are handed to actors these days are more ridiculous then what sports players make. Entertainment employees have more wealth then most of the world. I think it's a horrible way to distribute power in our country (yes money = power) and I hope it does change. Actors shouldn't make nearly what they make, hell sports players shouldn't either. Want me to go see a movie, make it $5. And I don't mean just one movie, $5 means I get to watch as many movies as I want that day. If that means that the top actor only gets 6 figures then so be it. I watched the dot com bubble burst and all our salaries plummet and to be honest it was probobly a good thing. Too many useless VP's drawing exhorbent salaries just like what we see in the media industry. Let them expierence the economic slump like the rest of us and humble themselves.

  461. Boo Fricking Hoo by Kaboom13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it automatically OUR fault when someone's previously successfull business starts to fail? That's business. When you find something that works you stick with it until it stops working. At that point you have to change. If you've invested to much in the old way to be able to adapt to new circumstances, someone new will come along and steal away your business. If the current Hollywood has to be brought to the ground for a new succesfull business model so be it. They stopped listening to consumers a long time ago.

  462. More lag time between Theatre release and DVD by WaKall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the studios would lengthen the time between releasing a movie to theatres and releasing it to DVD, then they could get more people into the theatre. Unfortunately, you need to train people to expect a 1+ year (or 2 year?) delay for your blockbusters before this is effective, as you want them to go see it while it is still in theatres.

    It seems that these days they want to milk the movie in the theatre and rush it to DVD - if they weren't so anxious to release the DVDs and beat out the other studios, then maybe we'd go see them in theatres while they're fresh. But for now, I'll just wait the 4 months until it's on DVD.

  463. Supersaver by kb7oeb · · Score: 1

    I like to go to the SuperSaver here in phoenix. The tickets are $2.50 all day and the movies aren't much older than at the regular theatre.

  464. dvd ripping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is getting easier and easier to rip dvd movies on you comp and they lose little quality. you can rip them so you can maintain the surround sound quality and the picture quality is not lost. i say get into this what with hard drive space becoming cheaper and dvd burners coming out piracy is the way to go. you say you pay $20 for a dvd, when if you got adsl you can get pre release dvdrip screeners before the movies are out at the movies for free

  465. Who releases the DVDs? by zygote · · Score: 1

    Well, of course, we heard this when the VCR became common.

    But, this begs the question: Who releases the movies on DVD? The studios. Why, for money. So no that they apparently think they cannot have it both ways, it is the end of the movie business.

    Whaaaah whaaaah whaaah. Shut the $*&*#! up, crybaby producer. If and when Hollywood folds, people will watch French films or stuff from Baliwood (sp) or China. Or maybe go bowling...

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  466. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FA! People would have been flocking to the theaters to see the latest Star Wars flick for the 10th time over if said producer knew how produce a watchable film!

  467. Easy fix. by MikeFM · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Make a white-disc copy of the DVD available cheap for anyone with a ticket stub from the movie. As soon as the movie is on the big screen the customer can buy it on DVD this way. That'd boost attendence and help stop piracy.

    SW: Clones just sucked. That's why I didn't see it again and again like I had previous Star Wars movies.

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  468. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by shepd · · Score: 1

    >You can change region codes, but the limit of 5 (I think) switches before you are locked out is not under ogle's control.

    Buy an old DVD player.

    My 6x Pioneer only support RPC-2 if you take off the jumpers.

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    If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
  469. Re:Naturally... (DickPhallus?) by anethema · · Score: 1

    Your nick is DickPhallus and you are talking about snuggling at home with a girlfriend?

    Riiiight... :)

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  470. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno, start with breathing.

  471. wooha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He also mentions, of course, that DVD piracy and movie "sharing" groups will only speed up the cycle, and that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years."

    AWESOME!!!

  472. Re: concession stands keep the theater alive by e5z8652 · · Score: 1

    "So after a few weeks, it might be 70/30 instead of 90/ 10 - but lots of people already saw the movie by then.)"

    So, loyal slashdotters who want to see the movie on the big screen, but don't want to put more money than absolutely necessary in the MPAA's pocket should wait two or three weeks before seeing a movie.

    Sounds good to me.

    'course, that means giving up potential karma when you can't post spoilers about the newest flick. Steep price for some, but be brave!

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  473. You need CineBabies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cinebabies.com/

    Special screening that provide change areas, stroller parking, and lowered sound levels.

  474. COMPLETE BULLXXXX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't read the 788 previous responses, so I am sure that you have heard this echoed many times before.

    DVD will be the downfall of the local 666-plex theatre (evil but not directly religous connotation implied). The fact that I prefer to sit at home and watch something at my leisure (and my generally anti-social behavior enhanced by my many hours praying at the clickey keyboard god) significantly reduces my desire to pay the $12 soda and corn fee to enjoy the company of others in a darkroom with stickey floors.

    So, you can be assured that I will buy the DVD and send my money directly to the movie company. But don't be fooled for a second. The movie company is getting a much better deal (cut out the costly middleman), and they will continue to offer those multi-million dollar deals to actors that make us love them that much more (after all...our appreciation for the actors salary has always exceded our appreciation of their talents).

    I must go now. Mrs. Sarah, my sixth grade teacher is gringing at the run-on sentences, and my therapist (can't fool him...) will be sure to recognize me by this rant. No doubt he knows that I'm off my meds, and this will cost me more than the DVD for the Attack of the Clones for his next visit.

    Where did I leave that bag of microwave popcorn?

    See you at the movies,

    (Couragious) Anonymous Coward

  475. Yeah... by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    And when you think about posting on slashdot, please dont, and save us the agony. Seriously, this guy didn't get moderated up, and of course he wouldn't, so you're the one who made this a "racial" issue.

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  476. IMAX is the future by myklgrant · · Score: 0

    I have an excellent home theatre system, but I have now vowed to see every IMAX hollywood-rerelease that comes out. After seeing Apollo 13 in IMAX I am convinced that this is the way to go. $12.50 (Cdn) seemed like a bargain. I can't wait to see AOTC. The movie industry lost me as a customer a few years ago, but now I'm back enjoying movies on the BIG screen again (a few anyways).

  477. Digital Theatres the next generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One thing this guy from Lucas films hasn't thought about, Digital theatres. I've seen some interesting stuff coming from the corridors at Kodak. They are considering new avenues for using the theatres in local communities.

    Examples; A Live concert broadcast in local communities simultaneously, theatre productions broadcast on full screen movie cinemas, MTV Videos larger than life, hell even TV episodes (I personally like Star Trek Next Generation Re-Runs... how cool it would be to see those on full screen THX sound theatres).

    I personally don't think this guy has thought through all the options movie theatres have in their hands. He's hitting the panic button like Hilary Rosen (the dictator chick at RIAA) did when Napster came out.

  478. We'll all be rooned... by wiresquire · · Score: 1

    And here's some poetry for all the pessimists
    John O'Brien's Australian classic

    Said Hanrahan

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    So does Anonymous Coward have good karma?

  479. Same old story . . . by werdna · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Dissing new media is the content-maker's well-honed tradition. The piano-roll was going to kill music sales. The radio would devastate music, as would the audio tapes. G-d save us from the death of everyone after the television. And the VCR case had to go to the Supreme Court. Then the DAT, the CD and now the DVD.

    In every case, savvy content people got bigger and bigger and bigger, wealthier and wealthier, precisely because of the new media, not in sprite of it.

    Yes, theatres and hollywood had better get the message clearly -- they serve a marketplace, not the other way around. Those that get it will prosper, those that don't will fail.

  480. Hollywood going out of business... by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good, maybe now the movie theatres will start showing movies with decent scripts.

  481. If Hollywood is going out of business in 3 years.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    ...then we don't need drm.

  482. Beg Pardon? by Arctech · · Score: 1

    "McCallum says that DVDs will be responsible for the downfall of the movie industry *without* taking piracy into account..."

    Excuse me? Exactly which industry is raking in the profits for the sales of these popular little discs?

  483. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

    I have two diferent brand DVD players at home, and I can press "menu/main menu/top menu" on both and skip the warnings as well.

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  484. Movie Theaters are CRAZY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CRAZY i say. Went to lord of the rings for the second time and guess what happened? Some random guy came into the theater and thew a full coke onto a man and his wife.

    He was arrested.

  485. Re:Wow! by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    My TV is only 57"! Waah!

  486. Hmmmmm..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He also mentions, of course, that DVD piracy and movie "sharing" groups will only speed up the cycle, and that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years."
    I say...DIE,DIE,DIE!!! 15 million bucks a movie is way too much for anyone...they aren't doing that good of a job...and if movie theaters weren't charging 8 bucks a ticket (In Michigan of all places) people might consider it more.

  487. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Maul · · Score: 2

    Note: This is a joke.

    This is exactly the reason DVDs are going to kill Hollywood and destroy our economy!

    You Linux hackers have long been known to be the allies of Russians who hack US computers (like that criminal Dmitri), and are already trying to help Osama Bin Laden cricumvent Palladium!

    Now you post instructions on how to download criminal software and circumvent the FBI warnings and the ads that our economy depends on for revenue. Not only that, but you disable Macrovision so that you can flood the market with bootlegs!

    I've long suspected you Linux people were communists, but you're also terrorists out to destroy our economy! Why would any American Citizen oppose region encoding unless they wanted to disable them to watch DVD-recorded instructions from Saddam Houssein himself!

    You're probably also Nazis considering all that RTFM gibberish you spout out!

    Note: This has been a joke.

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    "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

  488. Bullsh!t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call Bullshit on Rick McCallum

  489. Behavior of some kids in theaters by SysKoll · · Score: 2

    Even better: a kid with a laser pointer, sitting in front of me, almost ruined LOTR (a movie I was dying to see!). I was ready to rip his throat with my bare teeth, but unfortunately, just as I was standing up, the theater manager entered and threatened the little dimwit with expulsion, which made him stop being a nuisance.

    This kid's behavior is similar to defecating on a diner table. It deserves flogging (for the example) and castration (to prevent the idiot from spreading his defective genome).

    So I am demanding that the MPAA dispatch security guards in every theater, armed with a whip and a pair of scissors. Since their are gonna do it anyway to prevent people from capturing the movie on camcorders, we honest filmgoers might as well get something out of it.

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    1. Re:Behavior of some kids in theaters by Kibo · · Score: 2

      At some point you know someone somewhere is going to get killed for poor movie etiquette. You've got to wonder how tempted the lawyer might be to go for jury nullification.

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    2. Re:Behavior of some kids in theaters by rtechie · · Score: 1

      At some point you know someone somewhere is going to get killed for poor movie etiquette. You've got to wonder how tempted the lawyer might be to go for jury nullification.,/i>

      This has already happened in Germany, where a mand was beaten to death for talking on his cellphone during a movie. In Europe it's common enough that it even has a name "cellphone rage". many Euro countries are talking about installing cellular jammers in theatres, hospitals, etc.

  490. I live in Texas Damnit!! by F34RL3SS+L34D3R · · Score: 0

    Hey! Don't knock us cause we're testing population control. Someone has to do it.

    I believe in nothing. I just have ideas.

    1. Re:I live in Texas Damnit!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Texas Damnit!!

      My condolances.

  491. That's a good way of handling it by msobkow · · Score: 2

    For me the munchies are a tradition, but making it a "fun" meal and a movie is a good alternative I wouldn't have thought of.

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  492. Read: DVD Sends the VCR Packing to the Attic by saha · · Score: 1

    Revolt in the Den: DVD Sends the VCR Packing to the Attic This NY Times articles (account needed) highlights the growth of the DVD industry and how its helped the movie industry. Dreamworks isn't complaining about its sales of Shrek DVDs and neither will Disney/Pixar with its Monsters Inc DVDs. Rick McCallum's apocryphal predictions are a shameless attempt by the movie industry to garner public concern and stricter legislation. If Lucasfilms is so concerned about it they shouldn't release the DVD. My 2 cents. -Diganta

  493. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by WNight · · Score: 2

    Sixth Sense.

  494. This is why DRIVE-THRU THEATERS rock! by corebreech · · Score: 1

    Too bad they're all gone, but consider...

    You're in a car! No need to listen to the idiots sitting next to you unless you were fool enough to invite them along!

    You can bring beer, food and drugs and have sex by yourself or with others, all without inconveniencing others or being inconvenienced yourself!

    Tickets are (were) cheap, and you could also pack the skinny people in the trunk for further savings!

    Of course, drive-thrus are a thing of the past. A shame really. Here is a piece of Americana that really made sense I think.

    Perhaps a revival of some kind can be had, yes? As I recall, the only downside to the drive-thru experience were those crappy speakers they had you put in your car. Well, with today's technology, couldn't we do something better? Some kind of short-range FM transmission? Or maybe streaming MP3's via WiFi?

    The picture would often be faded as well, but couldn't that be tackled by putting a really, really bright bulb in the projector?

    It's the best of all worlds if you do it right.

    1. Re:This is why DRIVE-THRU THEATERS rock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there done that, I was driving around who knows where, I can't remember where it was. I drove by a drive in movie. I had somebody that knew the area in the truck and said gee I wonder if that's still open and he said sure it is and you know what? They got rid of them stupid speakers. You can listen to it over your radio now.... Kool Ay?

      All is not lost.......

      I also sent this story in with the heading Oh Please Cry me a River ! Like ya snooze ya loose. If they don't change their ways and get with the program they will loose. Star Wars got so big cause it was COOL. So that's it? Never anything new ever again? You mean to tell me they never made any cash on all them toys? They just have to think a bit. There is lots of oportunities to make lotsa cash. Get rid of those ten million distibution companies. It's all the middle ware that's eating up the profits.... Ya big deal somebody downloaded the movie. Who cares? Who in there right mind would do that anyway. Think of it. A whole DVD? How long does that take to download exactly? Like who's got that kind of time and bandwidth to waste? Hey guys you can go rent the stupid movie and copy it for free to the DVD..

      Like just think of the stupidty of that. Oh please we're... please we're dying we're running out of .......

      Beep

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    2. Re:This is why DRIVE-THRU THEATERS rock! by Cackmobile · · Score: 0

      They have FM now. THere are 2 drive ins left in Sydney and they both ahve the little speakers or u can tune into a certain FM frequency and here it through your hige stereo. watch your battery though.

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  495. Not just DVDs and piracy. by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    People have less time on there hands but I doupt that fact was noticed by the movie industry before DVDs and movie downloads became an issue.

    Some dump time consumming hobbys and focus on just one thing. For some thats the local theator. Some will catch a new flick a week on the one free day they have. Those people buy VCRs and rent movies but still go to the theator becouse it's better. Buy wide screen TVs but still go to the box office.
    TV movie cable networks but theator is still better.
    They'll buy everything but still visit theator. Avoid the lower quality theators. Then the home theator comes to match the box office experence. No more theator.
    Then there are the movie goers who don't want to spend money on DVDs and home theators.
    They aren't about quality but COST. They don't catch so many movies so the box office is cheaper even at $20 a pop.
    But downloading is cheaper still.

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  496. Generalizations are Stupid! by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

    (The subject of this post is borrowed from a nearby restaurant, which has a habit of putting up little amusing jokes or sayings on its street sign. The other side of the sign currently says "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.")

    On looking at the article, which really isn't more detailed than the blurb given in Slashdot, the big thing that strikes me is that McCallum is generalizing. Some people don't watch movies much anymore, and some people pirate them...therefore, nobody watches movies anymore, and everybody pirates them. (Shades of Yogi Berra, who described New York City as being a place where nobody owns a car, but everybody drives.) I think the reality is going to be a bit less extreme. There are people who don't go to movies for the reasons given earlier in this thread; there are also people who find big-screen movies thrilling and fascinating regardless of the environmental problems. I know that the only reason I haven't been taking in more movies lately is that I only recently got a job and money to spend on it again.

    Furthermore, using Titanic as a baseline for comparison is disingenuous at best...almost no movie can equal the success of Titanic. It was one of those once-in-a-lifetime smash hits that achieves insane popularity due to combinations of factors that nobody can predict (or, oftimes, explain). Expecting all movies, or even a tenth of all movies to be Titanics is like expecting all fantasy novels to be Lord of the Rings, or all children's books to be Harry Potter. Sturgeon's Law still prevails.

    (McCallum apparently has also not realized that, without new movies being made, there will be no new DVDs...so perhaps the problem could be self-correcting.)

    Fortunately, being famous does not mean one is any more likely to be correct.

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  497. Further parallels by Froobly · · Score: 1
    One of our major complaints about movie theaters is that they keep on squashing more theaters into a limited space, onto smaller and smaller screens. Now that we have inexpensive DVDs that take advantage of our expensive home theater hardware, we no longer need the theaters "just to see the movie." So the theater experience is more than just a bad joke, but actually a necessary consideration for people running theaters as a business.

    This is just like the arcades that are dropping like flies. The ones working on the old business model, i.e. getting a whole bunch of machines together in a room and putting a sign out front, are all going out of business, whereas game centers that focus on the "arcade experience," by providing games in nice layouts with good food and ambience. I mean, why go to the Tilt at your local mall when you could go to Illusionz?

    The same is true for movie theaters. Nobody really feels compelled to see a movie at a megaplex, except maybe as an easy first date. But there's no way in hell that I'm not lining up to see Lord of the Rings at the Cinerama. A balcony, a gargantuan screen with digital projection, and an acoustically engineered layout all make any HT buff's claims of superiority seem ridiculous. The same goes for the drafthouse theaters described in many of the threads here.

    The theater experience is real, it's just that it's not available in most places, and that's why people aren't turning out like the industry wants them to.

  498. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't know about you, but the last few DVDs I bought have this 5 minute mandatory intro on them that plays before it gets to the main menu. The skip buttons are disabled during this thing, so you have to basically stop the DVD and then press play to get past the damn thing

    So set the summbitch running, make the popcorn, take a whizz, then come in and backspace to the beginning of the movie.

  499. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    Really? That's great news. I think I'm going to borrow a Japaneese DVD from a friend who collects anime to test it out - to see if it will play on
    my US/Canada region player. (I'm not planning on using it for anime, but some European stuff would be nice, and this is the only quickly available test I have.)

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  500. I'd be happy with the death of blockbuster video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blockbuster edits their rentals for content and doesn't put any sort of warning on the box that they're censoring stuff for you.

    I don't need or desire a morality police to decided what I can or can not see.

  501. Re:In other news... The sky is falling by medscaper · · Score: 1


    Ted Danson is an actor?

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  502. Hey now, Kung Pow had its moments by DJ+Wipeout · · Score: 1

    Now granted, my cost of entry was free (saw it at a friend's house) (yes, I lost an hour and a half of my life, kthxplzdrivethru) but Kung Pow was actually pretty funny in places. What was coolest about it was during the credits, they showed how they did all the digital compositing.

    "It was at that moment The Chosen One learned a very important thing.....Iron Claws hurt like hell! Ouch!"

  503. LucasFilms: Their own menace. by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    This is the third try at this post. It is hard to get my point across without being pendantic. So instead I will say it strait:

    LucasFilms has always been the reluctant adopter of new distribution methods. I think it is because they fear it but thats hearsay as I could not know myself.
    I further believe ( all this being heresay) that this is a symptom that all the major content providers share, LucasFilms just being the more vocal/self rightous of the bunch. Right along with Metallica on the mp3 thing. It is a common premiss of the music industry, broadcast television providers, cable TV networks, and others that consumer targeted devices effectively defeat their bussiness model. It is all permeating, from the mediocre sitcom actor to the head of a given major network, to the media distribution companies. mp3, tivo, p2p, DVD recorders. They think that if werent for them damned hackers (it used to be the damned pirates) they would be somehow richer.

    They are tripping over themselves to be the one to speak out against content replication mechanisms and those entities that develop them. They have always hade the ear ( at least in my lifetime ) of the government through money. The poor person who figures out how to crack the next obscuring mechanism of mass media will get 20 years hard time, out in 10... if he agrees to speak against doing wrong in regards to said media distribution methods.

    Or, I could be wrong. The courts once ruled that the consumer had the right to record for home use, granted this dealt with Betamax/VHS type recordings, maybe they will eventually do so again, but I think not. Things move to fast these days for a real verdict to be forthcomming. Its going to be a bunch of non-commital rulings against the individual, eroding the rights of the individual.

    What a wonderfull world it could/should be if everyone saw it the way I do. But then again, it could suck, so ignore me.

    heh who am I kidding, its about proffit proffit, and then only after, proffit.

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  504. Is this the same Dilwad by blair1q · · Score: 2

    ...who let George Lucas turn Star Wars into the thing it is today?

    I trust him about as far as I can throw a bantha.

    Without using the Force.

    --Blair

  505. Why are DVDs released later anyway? by dpt · · Score: 1

    If the movie is worth seeing on the big screen ie "The Two Towers", I'll go. If not I'll either rent or buy it on DVD. The n month wait doesn't change anything.

    In fact, the studios lose money, as n months later they've lost the benefit of all that hyping they did for the release. I'll probably have forgotten all about it by then.

    So, is this just a racket to protect an outdated business model? Is there any *good* reason for it, as in good for the consumer? Why can't I have the choice?

  506. Good Riddance to Hollywood! by Domini · · Score: 2

    Most of the blockbuster films aren't even worth the hard disk space I use to rip them to! :)

    Seriously though. They won't be missed.
    Independent film... yay!

    Besides, I do not understand... I've spent more money on film with the advent of DVDs than I have spent in the total time prior.

  507. Maybe there just pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe there just pissing people off so that people say screw you. I'm not going to waste my cash on yer stupid movie. Remember it was George Lucas who's lawyers a few years ago sent all these threating letters all over the planet to ISP's saying that they expect them to police there content and if you don't well yer in trouble. Remember? That pissed people off. Lot's of people said that's the last Star Wars I'm ever going to see. Like the movie wasn't even out yet. They shot themselves in the foot !

  508. Did anyone else catch the FUD? by deblau · · Score: 2
    "I don't think there's a single movie that can survive on box office gross alone; it just doesn't exist anymore," says McCallum. "A theatrical gross can't hack it anymore, and the business is barely surviving right now."

    Um, LOTR:FOTR seemed to do OK at the box office. Why? Because the script wasn't churned out by a 16 year old wannabe working in some seedy Hollywood basement for $6/hr. GIGO.

    I just saw Beverly Hills Cop the other day on cable for the bazillionth time. Laughed my ass off, like I do every time. Why? Because it was well written, and well acted, IMO. Compare it to, say, a recent Adam Sandler 'comedy', or that gawd-awful Dana Carvey flick. Which would you rather watch?

    Wake up, Hollywood! People don't go to the same movie twice because your movies suck. Heck, I don't even go to movies once, and the only reason I can figure that other people go at all is because they're too lazy to figure out something else to do on Saturday night.

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  509. Another way to look at this by Quaryon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having just read through 100's of heavily moderated comments I have yet to see one person ask this question:

    If cinemas are so much better than DVDs, how come they don't release the DVD at the same time it comes out in the cinema? This way people get to choose.

    Hey, they could even buy the DVD on the way out from the cinema if they liked the film so much..

    Surely any industry which relies on this level of controlled marketing is never going to survive in the longer term.

    Q.

  510. And people thought I was strange... by oneiros27 · · Score: 2

    Damn, and people thought I'm strange for making bets on when the movie actually starts. (I'm doing best w/ 12 minutes after the posted time for the movie to start, but I've noticed that sometimes the day the movies come out, there's only about 9-10 minutes of crap).

    Oh...and before you make bets, make sure everyone agrees on the clock that you're using. I normally use my cell phone, as keeps better time than wrist watches.

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  511. Re:Wow! by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    If I wasn't breathing, how could I type this?

  512. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
    It depends on the assumption that most movies start with a black screen. Using this it can determine the appropriate keys.

    Of course it is probably a better solution to find the appropriate hacked firmware patch for your DVD drive (if it exists) so all regions will be allowed.

  513. Hollywood Will Not Disappear... by AlienArtifact · · Score: 1
    Let's be practical about this. The idea that DVDs will destroy Hollywood's movie industry is simply nonsense. Movies, like almost all other industries in the enconomy, are driven by supply and demand dynamics. If anything, the demand for entertainment is increasing not decreasing. So even if consumers decide that the DVD experience is superior to that of theaters (which is questionable), movie studios will simply raise the price of DVDs until they restore their profit balance. So rather than paying $30 or $40 for a movie we'll be paying $60 or $80. This may actually drive people back to theaters thereby restoring the equilibrium. Since most people don't watch the movies they buy more than once or twice (unless they are exceptionally good) most consumers would be less willing to fork over top dollar for something that is substantially less expensive at a theater. The real reason DVDs are causing a decrease in theater profits is because the cost of buying a DVD for four people (ie. a typicaly family) is equally or less expensive on a per person basis than at theaters.

    If worst comes to worst, the outrageous salaries paid to top-billed actors in movies will decline allowing more cost effective movies to be produced. If anything, actors should be paid a moderate salary followed by a percentage of the profits of the movie. If the movie isn't successful then tough luck, if it is then everyone is happy.

    As for the piracy issue, most DVDs are bought through large consumer outlet stores like Sam Goody, MediaPlay, Walmart, etc. I have yet to hear that any of these chains is selling pirated DVDs. Pirated DVDs are being bought by people who would rather not own the movie than pay for buying a legitimate DVD. And if piracy were ever to become that big of a deal, then in the age of the ubiquitous Internet, all DVD players will have a modem that would be used to connect to the movie studios server to download a decryption key to decode the movie for playback.

  514. Time for a Parade by kenp2002 · · Score: 2

    " ... and that they'll be putting Hollywood out of business, possibly within the next three years"

    Three Years eh... God Bless America, capitalism does work :) We've put up with 20 years of crap from the movie industry, they've time and time again insulted our intelligence, they destroyed what going to a movie was about (perhaps fueling the imagination, inspiring emotions, and telling a new and interesting story instead of retelling the same crap over and over again..), and now they are suprised to see their business falling apart?

    To quote THE philsopher Homer, WOOHOO! (Wait the other Homer, DOH!; aww crap, never mind)

    Wow if piracy (now offically Civil Disobediance according to Cringley) is that effective as a tool of capitalism maybe we can avoid the Orwellian Society after all. Now the Fordian society is another issue but over all I find this to be pretty good news.

    Note to Businesses: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

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  515. Rent a DVD by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Oh, and you are still paying, what $20/$30 per DVD?

    In the United States, because the copyright owner controls only the first sale of an audiovisual work, we have something called "DVD rentals." Sure, rental discs get all scratched up, but last time I rented a DVD that was unplayable ("Disney's Pinocchio" that died during "Give a Little Whistle"), I got a free rental.

    Compared to how much for the cinema? (Don't know about US prices, but in .uk it's about £5 ~= $7.50).

    That's about right, unless the movie starts before 18:00, in which case you get a $2 or so discount.

    So what if a few skip the initial $7.50 preview....

    Skipping the previews is a violation of the DMCA, which the UK had before the USA (section 296 of the UK's Copyright Act)

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    1. Re:Rent a DVD by Jasirus · · Score: 1

      So what if a few skip the initial $7.50 preview....

      Skipping the previews is a violation of the DMCA, which the UK had before the USA (section 296 of the UK's Copyright Act [hmso.gov.uk])


      I belive he was refering to the movie as a "preview" of the movie before purchasing the DVD.

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  516. The movie tanked because the movie sucked. by theghost · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if they put some effort into writing coherent and interesting stories and getting good performances out of the actors then people wouldn't mind spending a few bucks to see the film. Hire real writers. Hire real directors.

    LotR did it right, Episode 2 did not. People went to see LotR again and again. People went to see Episode 2 once and then told all their friends who hadn't yet seen it to wait for it on DVD. (So i guess you could say that DVD rentals are a factor - if you're a dumbass!)

    They can try to blame piracy and DVDs and anything else, but the real blame is on Lucas himself and the crowd of yes-men with which he surrounds himself.

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  517. Everybody say "Yatta!" by yerricde · · Score: 2

    how many [DVD Video titles from] other regions include Japanese subtitling or dubbing???

    Does it matter? A lot of Japanese people know quite a bit of English. The "It's so easy, happy go lucky, we are the world oh, we did it" in the "Yatta" video (and the Flash video) wasn't an accident.

    How many carry Japanese films, which are mostly crap and barely even sell in Japan

    Another anime hater. Or does anime really sell better in the USA than in Japan?

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  518. $20 floor on lawsuits by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Tell him he's legally stolen them now

    Candy isn't worth $20. Isn't there a law stating that you can't bring a lawsuit in the United States for amounts in question less than $20? Or am I misreading that amendment?

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    1. Re:$20 floor on lawsuits by Jonathunder · · Score: 2

      The amendment to the U.S. Constitution you are apparently refering actually gives the right to a jury trial in most federal civil lawsuits. It does not apply to cases in state courts.

  519. FBI Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FBI warning? Oh yeah, I remember those. How come none of my DIVX encodes have that?...

  520. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by timbck2 · · Score: 2
    Not to mention product comercials before a movie you have paid for...


    You get those when you watch a movie at home on DVD. I know I can hit Menu, then "Play Movie", but why should I have to do that to skip commercials for other movies I'm probably not even slightly interested in?
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  521. I can only hope he is right by grayantimatter · · Score: 1

    I can only hope he is right.

    That the 'Hollywood' machine will be shut down in three years. And much like the RIAA, they will come up with a million excuses, and a million people to blame, other than themselves.

    So long as they continue to make horrible movies with huge cost over runs, and then market them down your throat, they have no one to blame but themselves.

    And they've done quite well pushing DVD in the home market as it is. They thought it was a great idea, to release the film to cinema and have you pay to see it once or twice there. Then release it to VHS/DVD so you could pay to rent it once or twice, then pay to buy it. Of course you will want to buy it because there are special directors cut, unreleased footage, stupid starlet naked scenes in the home DVD. Then a year after you purchase that, they will release another special letterbox edition with even more missing scenes, blah blah blah.

    The good news of course is that people are finally getting smart enough to skip out on the cinema experience, since it has become an expensive and unpleasant one. I saw two movies at the cinema in the last year. Lord of The Rings and Attack Of The Clones. One of those was actually a pleasant experience, because it was a great movie. The other was a prime example of how Hollywood has no one to blame but themselves. Ripping off the past is not the path to a bright future.

  522. Rick's Hidden Agenda... by Verso · · Score: 1

    Why does Rick even care about the current state of theaters in the first place? Is he just sowing the seeds of smack talking now so that Uncle George and his digital projection system can ride in as the Savior Of Modern Cinema? Paul Allen saved Seattle's Cinerama, so stranger things have happened...

    On the "theaters suck!" topic, I already know of a solution for this. In Portland (Oregon) we call it McMenamin's (brothers that own brewpubs all over Portland, a couple of hotel/lodge places, and 4 theatres). They recently upped their rates by one third, though. ONE THIRD! It's three bucks now. And you can have beer or pizza or regular movie candy (junior mints, etc) if that's what you want. It rocks because the seats are comfy, you can drink beer, and they show second run or older movies (willy wonka, MP/Holy Grail, Wizard of Oz, etc) on the weekends, so either nobody wants to see a second run movie (I think Spiderman is playing this week) which makes the crowds nice, or you know that the 2:30 pm showing of Lilo & Stitch this saturday is where all the kids are going to be so you can be sure to avoid it. They're pretty good about the cell phone reminders too, the crowds there seem pretty on top of things. They aren't going broke or they wouldn't keep opening new ones, so they must be doing something right.

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  523. Hollywood Doomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first good news I have heard all week.

  524. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    Movie trailers don't bother me too much personally, I think they are a part of the experience. There have been a few DVDs where the "User Prohibitions" technology is used to prevent you skipping them though. That's unacceptable. They don't belong at the start of the film, they should only be available as a bonus feature.

    What I object to are the commercials for normal products, you know beers, aftershaves etc. The point of commercials on television is to pay for the programming. Many might even say that the programs only exist to pad out the commercials. Either way, they have no place in a movie that everyone in the room has paid for.

    If you want to have commercials in movies, stop charging people to watch them. And for the love of God, stop product placement, it's soooo bad.

    Movie trivia: Ghostbusters was produced by Columbia, who were (at the time) owned by Coke. All their movies from then have prominent coke products in them. In the scene where Venkman and Dana open the fridge, they were forced to put a can of Coke in there. Hence the line "look at all the junk food", putting Coke down. Genius!

  525. I forgot Law & Order doesn't happen in NYC/SF/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You NE residents can continue losing population and congressional representation.

    I guess people vote with their feet when they move AWAY.

  526. Re:I'd be happy with the death of blockbuster vide by pod · · Score: 1

    'The Blockbuster' referred to in the grand-parent is a type of movie, usually a big-budget summer action movie.

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  527. Papa John's + Netflix = what you want by yerricde · · Score: 2

    I just wish that there was a pizza+movie delivery service.

    You could wait for one firm to offer what you want, or you could follow the Unix philosophy and turn several small tools into more than the sum of their parts. That is, get pizza from Papa John's, Domino's, Pizza Hut, or something, and get movies from Netflix.

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  528. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny, EVERY dvd that I have has that FBI warning on it that you cannot skip past with a DVD player.

  529. Re:Funny? He's serious (I think)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The drive-in we go to by our house (the oddly named McHenry Indoor-Outdoor Theater) is pretty cool. The part that sucks is, well, it's northern Illinois. Sometimes it's 90 degrees at movie time, and, well, *humid*. There is no advantage to having the windows open. So you have to run the AC. Or, if it's cool enough, you need to bring a good supply of bug spray. But it is a great place to take small children. If they fall asleep, you can put them back in their carseats...

    I'm glad there are still a few drive-ins.

  530. And then you wonder why there are so many fat gits by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 2

    So you really can't "waste" 2 hours of your life watching a movie without having to get drunk or stuffed?

    If eating and drinking are your two main concerns when you go to a theatre, I have an advice for you: go to a restaurant instead. You have more choice of food, it's better lit, and you don't have that annoying movie in the backgrond.

    Personally, I think that even popcorn should be banned from theatres. It's hard enough to enjoy a film surrounded by the sound of 100 people munching, but the smell makes it completely unbearable.

    So I guess you and I agree on one point: food is one of the main reasons not to go to a theatre.

    RMN
    ~~~

  531. Brit Freaks out in Hollywood theater, film at 11 by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 1

    My friend Frazier, a tall skinny brit with a bad attitude, and I were on an outing to the theater one evening - to see "Unforgiven" - the Clint Eastwood bad-ass western....at "Mann's Chinese Theater" in Hollywood. Frazier had a huge 32oz. Dr. Pepper.
    The guy in front of us spent the whole moving laughing slowly and loudly - at all the wrong places in the movie. When it was a sad scene, or the middle of the action scene, the fat bastard would burst out "HA!.....HA!....HA!....."

    Finally Frazier had had enough - so he jumped up over the row of seats between us and the fat guy, and spiked his Dr.P. on the guy's head. It exploded all over the guy, soaking him to his wide-ass underwear. Frazier screamed in his face "SHUT UP DAMMIT! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!"

    Someone in the back of the theater shouted "It's about damn time!" and the entire audience cheered.
    Frazier ran back to his seat, hands clasped over his head like the winner of a prize-fight.
    The fat guy sat there shivering for the rest of the movie and didn't make a sound.

  532. WHERE YOU ENGAGE IN HARCORE GAY ANAL SEX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subjectline troll

  533. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

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