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  1. Prompt on Professor 'Packetslinger' Assigns Questionable Task · · Score: 1
    If students are caught performing any scans against university computers then it would prompt: "Disabling their student account and referring them to the Student Dean of Corrections."

    It's a bit long, but as long as I get a prompt after my "reconnaissance"...

  2. Re:(ot-ish) Perl is not too loose and messy on Beyond Java · · Score: 1
    True, but the point (probably) wasn't to just print the files but to find the ones that exist.

    The AC replying to your post obviously didn't get the point, but he's right that for anything more than printing file names, a loop (with indentation and all) would be more readable than a oneliner.

  3. Re:(ot-ish) Perl is not too loose and messy on Beyond Java · · Score: 1
    No I wouldn't, I'd do this:

    print foreach grep { -e $_ } @files;

    Care to explain why? This does exactly the same thing, except with an unnecessary loop.

  4. Re:You mean india surely on EU to Develop Search Engine · · Score: 1
    You are right (and it's a shame that I can't mod your post up).

    Right now, google.de returns 29,200,000 results for "nazi", and google.com returns 27,700,000, so I figure it's just normal fluctuation (like the "Google dance"). Also, the number of total results is always a rough estimate (for large result sets).

  5. Disabling the devices on Britain to log all vehicle movement · · Score: 1
    Can't someone just swap/steal/disable the tracking device?

    No, British citizens would never vandalize tracking devices...

  6. Re:Time paradox? on Kazaa Owners Risk Jail · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I went to Australia once.

    When Tim and I to Brisbane went
    We found three ladies in a tent
    They were three
    And we were two
    So I booked one, and Timbuktu.

  7. Re:Argh! on MS Excel exploit on auction · · Score: 1
    Why does it go to a member called smk778 when you try to look up fearwall?

    Because he changed his user name.

  8. Re:Fine on MS Has Free Software Removed From U.N. Paper · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here is another favorable Microsoft reference for you to remove:

    Even here on Slashdot, Microsoft once again demonstrate their superior skills. Look! linux.slashdot.org is still in BLACK AND WHITE, while microsoft.slashdot.org has a family-friendly modern green COLOR theme!

    Of course, linspire.slashdot.org is already copying the MS look & feel...

  9. My problem with Ajax... on Ajax in Action · · Score: 1
    ... is not the technology (which isn't new, as several others have already commented) or the hype (which is fine by me), but the way this buzzword has come into existence. The article that started it all is "Ajax: A New Approach to Web Applications", written by Jesse James Garrett. I admit this is somewhat irrational, but from the moment I saw the guy's smug face, I was on my guard. The article confirmed my suspicions - he puts up some pretty diagrams explaining something that people have been doing for years, gives the thing a catchy name, and goes down in history as The Man Behind Ajax. Mission accomplished. The acronym AJAX doesn't even describe the thing well: the XML-part is absolutely optional, and often does nothing more than slow down performance and "put XML into the application somewhere".

    Maybe he deserves some credit for giving it a name. Maybe. All I know is that every time someone mentions Ajax as the "next big thing" (and maybe even puts up a link to that horrible article again) it sets my teeth on edge.

    /rant

  10. 100+% ? on The Prodigy Puzzle · · Score: 1

    See? See? This proves that it is possible to give 110%, provided your IQ is high enough! You tell 'em, Mr Genius!

  11. 5000 cylinder! on 5000 Cylinder Recordings Placed Online · · Score: 1

    Wow. That one hell of a big motor.

  12. Am I the only one... on New Server Chip Niagara · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... who misread the topic "New Server Chip Niagara" as "New Super Cheap Viagra"?
    That would at least be an honest slashvertisments for a change.

  13. Over a century old... on Human-Powered Internet Archive Book Project · · Score: 3, Funny

    employees making about $10 an hour to manually scan volumes -- some more than a century old

    I think that if they hired younger people to scan the books, it might go a little faster.
    Imagine a 100 year old at this job...

    "...(mumble mumble) in my day we used priests to copy books (mumble mumble) oh dear, I tore another page, darn Parkinson (mumble mumble)"

  14. Re:Mac mini on 1 Million Windows to Mac Converts So Far in 2005 · · Score: 1

    use the Mac as my primary home computer, not the iPod

    I applaud you for a wise decision.
    iPods are pretty neat, but the Mac desktops have bigger displays, and they are harder to scratch, or so I hear.

  15. Re:Let's give a hand to Bill on Bill Gates Donates $258 Million to Fight Malaria · · Score: 2, Informative
    Its the first thing he has ever done to _stop_ the spread of viruses.

    I know I'm being pedantic here, but Malaria is not caused by a virus, but by a protozoon (single-cell life form with a nucleus) called Plasmodium (usually P. falciparum). The Wikipedia entry on Malaria has more information.

    Then again, when people talk about computer viruses they usually mean worms...

  16. one of my favorites on Your Favorite Math/Logic Riddles? · · Score: 2, Informative

    1
    1 1
    2 1
    1 2 1 1
    1 1 1 2 2 1
    3 1 2 2 1 1
    1 3 1 1 2 2 2 1
    1 1 1 3 2 1 3 2 1 1
    3 1 1 3 1 2 1 1 1 3 1 2 2 1

    continue the series!

  17. Where's the nearest surgeon? on New Battery Technology Powers For 12 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll gladly implant my iPod mini if that means it will run for 12 years.
    And it won't event scratch if I nudge it between my liver and stomach!

  18. Two parts, three parts... same old on The Company Everyone Loves To Hate · · Score: 1

    "John Dvorak has written an article for MarketWatch in which he postulates that the reorganization by Microsoft is actually a prelude to its breakup into three separate entities."

    You mean, like this?

  19. Re:{app} Running on {platform} on KDE Running on Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    Verbing nouns weirds language.

  20. Re:Instead .. on SpecOps Labs offers $10,000 to Emulator Developers · · Score: 1
    You should seriously consider changing an employer instead :)

    Kind of hard to do when you're self-employed...

  21. Re:15 days!?!?!? on SpecOps Labs offers $10,000 to Emulator Developers · · Score: 1

    ... and give decent schedules (12 hours a day), ...

    Why are developers always expected to work twice as much as everybody else, and still consider it a "decent schedule"? I'm seriously considering a change in profession. Or maybe I'll just work on an oil rig for a couple of months, to relax.

  22. Go mothers! on Mothers Taking the Fight to the RIAA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blame the RIAA!

    (they're not even a real country anyway)

  23. Re:That's great.... on Google to Release Firefox Toolbar · · Score: 2, Informative


    Even better: hit Ctrl-F, type your word, hit Ctrl-Return.

  24. Re:This is good but should go farther on BBC Offers Beethoven Symphonies for Download · · Score: 1
    You may not copy, reproduce, edit, adapt, alter, republish, post, broadcast, transmit, make available to the public, or otherwise use this audio in any way except for your own personal, non-commercial use.

    Giving it to your granny qualifies as personal, non-commercial use.
    That includes making copies for yourself, for your friends, and singing along with the choir.

    Tinfoil hat take off,
    main speakers turn on!

  25. Link to web demo on EU Software Patent Directive Getting Hot · · Score: 1

    http://wiki.noepatents.eu.org/webdemo/

    Register your site now!