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  1. Re:Should be a medal and a discharge on An Army Medal For Coding In Perl · · Score: 1

    I was not commenting on your particular conflict; merely on a glaring example of poor planning and support by superior officers (including Rumsfeld).

    If you reread my rant, you'll see I accused the people issuing orders of being blind.

  2. Re:Should be a medal and a discharge on An Army Medal For Coding In Perl · · Score: 1

    May I respectfully disagree, on behalf of all the dead GIs who "went with what they had," in their case being non-armored HUMMVs and worthless body armor.

    Read "Paths of Glory" for an earlier instance of the same Charlie Foxtrot.

    With rare exception, it's far better to postpone action until properly prepared than to follow blind orders. I suspect Sun Tzu would agree.

  3. Should be a medal and a discharge on An Army Medal For Coding In Perl · · Score: 1

    Meritorius medal for streamlining things w/ perl, and a dishonorable discharge for doing *anything* with Excel.

    And before the accusations fly, my statement stands no matter what spreadsheet program you replace "Excel" with. They aren't database tools and shouldn't be used as such.

  4. Re:Who is that? on Wikipedia Editors Hit With $10 Million Defamation Suit · · Score: 1

    Just add "Some people believe" or "Some scientist's doubt" to the beginning of the sentence, and you are home free.

    I always preferred the political speech (aka prosecutor's question) version: "I challenge Mr. [name] to deny that he kills kittens while setting baby seals on fire."

  5. compared to "key money" ? on San Francisco Bans Parking Spot Auctioning App · · Score: 1

    Can someone familiar with the NYC concept of "key money," a wad of cash handed over for the right to assume a lease on an apartment (that's what I've read, not necessarily the whole story) comment on the similarity or difference between that cash transaction and this one?

  6. back to the (ugly) past on Maglev Personal Transportation System Set For Trial In Tel Aviv · · Score: 1

    Dunno about the system designers, but this Joe Dignan guy is either woefully ignorant or a total asshole. Nothing is worse-looking and intrusive to the urban (and suburban) environment than elevated highways, elevated "subway" lines, and the like. Just because there's free airspace doesn't mean it should be filled in.

  7. Re:Thanks for the tip! on $500k "Energy-Harvesting" Kickstarter Scam Unfolding Right Now · · Score: 1

    Nice, but no thanks: I'll wait for iScam-II, with a built-in Sarcasm Detector.

  8. Re:2000 called and wanted its P4 back on How Vacuum Tubes, New Technology Might Save Moore's Law · · Score: 1

    Oblig: ... and it didn't even occur to you to warn *them* about 9/11 ? Sheesh. You could have saved us all a LOT of sorrow.

  9. Re:Prediction: de-anonymization considered "hackin on Improperly Anonymized Logs Reveal Details of NYC Cab Trips · · Score: 1

    No, you just need to stop making such shitty cars.

    Seems a lot of people got whooshed by the original post, so:

    I have changed your automobile safety design. Pray I do not change it further -- T. Durden

  10. Re:Ocean garbage patches? on Continuous System For Converting Waste Plastics Into Crude Oil · · Score: 1

    Which, if you've never heard of it, is a place in the Atlantic where a bunch of ocean currents sort of cancel each other out...

    I've not heard of one there but I understand that there is a huge one in the Pacific.

    The Atlantic one is known as "New Jersey."

  11. what's the difference? on US Marshals Accidentally Reveal Potential Bidders For Gov't-Seized Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    All us /.-ers, being highly experienced software jocks, know perfectly well that anything sent in an email might as well be posted up in Times Square. It might have made it a bit more difficult for the bidders to find out the names of the other bidders, but even if each one were sent a separate, one-address, email, the info is on servers all over the place (insert lame joke about asking the NSA for the other bidders' emails).

  12. Re:Adjectives on Construction of World's Largest Telescope Finally Underway in Chile · · Score: 1

    I just hope it doesn't discover the Goatse Nebula, or the Goatse Galaxy.

    You can see it in the image collected. Just bend over a bit more to get closer to the monitor...

  13. On the bright side: capitalism on Russia Wants To Replace US Computer Chips With Local Processors · · Score: 2

    This is global capitalism at its best :-) . Now all the US (and Korean and Chinese and Japanese and...) chip manufacturers have a whole nation of potential new competitors. The New Russia is out to crush all economic competitors! Communism within the borders but Capitalism to conquer the world!

    (you can assign your own level of humor, sarcasm, and paranoia to this post.)

  14. Re:um on Elon Musk's Solar City Is Ramping Up Solar Panel Production · · Score: 1

    "You just pucker up and blow...."

  15. Re:um on Elon Musk's Solar City Is Ramping Up Solar Panel Production · · Score: 1

    It's fairly obvious that he's developing all the technologies needed for an evil fortress built on the moon.

    Well, we'll know for certain when he starts up a computer cluster called Mycroft.

  16. great homage on Elon Musk's Solar City Is Ramping Up Solar Panel Production · · Score: 1

    Just dropping in to say that anyone who names a company after a pinball game has my vote.

    Plus I loved that machine.

  17. Re:huh on Cable Boxes Are the 2nd Biggest Energy Users In Many Homes · · Score: 1

    easy for you to say, being dead and all.

  18. Re:Improper use of [sic] in TFA on Hackers Ransom European Domino's Customer Data (including Favourite Toppings) · · Score: 1

    il ya de[sic] francais[sic] ici , vous et[sic] un[sic] clod[sic] insensitive[sic]

    FTFY :-)

  19. Re:huh on Cable Boxes Are the 2nd Biggest Energy Users In Many Homes · · Score: 1

    so if it takes 350 W/h to run at a 100% duty cycle, it might only use 75-100 W/h realistically.

    I'm guessing you mean W-h there :-). I understand there's a common abbreviating method for words which puts a slash between them ("w/o" for "without") but for scientific units, a slash always means division.

  20. right behind the other story on Huawei, Vodafone Test Out Hybrid System That Combines LTE and GSM · · Score: 1

    Speaking of acronyms ...

    I see what /. did there. (probably unintentionally)

  21. The FBI can EKTE my FIENSA and BODPEOW on The FBI's Jargon List: Internet Acronyms Galore · · Score: 1

    Let them try to figure those abbreviations out!

    (and yes, for you OCD-ers I made them up out of nothing).

    BTW, Does anyone use TTFN any more? that one far predates things like internets and even chatrooms.

  22. Re:Ocean of what on NASA's Horizons Spacecraft To Probe Pluto Moon For Underground Ocean · · Score: 1

    Either way it oort to be interesting.

    Hey, I'm from Baaahston and I don't get the joke, you insensitive clod!

  23. Re:And hippies will protest it on "Super Bananas" May Save Millions of Lives In Africa · · Score: 0

    Really, now, if you take a couple steps back it becomes clear that the primary downside of GMO is patents. The court cases over seeds, and bits of genetic material, which have merged with other varieties of plants, are just plain ugly.

    There's also that little problem of preprogrammed 2nd-generation infertility. Be really funny if that jumped a few species here and there.

  24. Re:And hippies will protest it on "Super Bananas" May Save Millions of Lives In Africa · · Score: 1

    GMO Food is to Liberals as Global Warming is to Conservatives.

    Insightful my ass. Apparently you've got no f@*&ing idea what a "liberal" is. -- or that it is, or was, the far Right that railed against additives such as fluoridation. Pretty much the only people against GMO are those who either have skin in the game (small producers of edibles) or are stubbornly ignorant of the meaning of genetic modification.

  25. Re:I hope they get whatever they can for them on US To Auction 29,656 Bitcoins Seized From Silk Road · · Score: 1

    and the auction by the government only legitimizes it further as a real asset worth real money.

    Only if they actually get some bids. I'd love to see a scenario where only one bidder shows up and (despite the $200k honest money requirement) bids 50cents.

    Oblig: why doesn't the USgovt put it on eBay with a BIN of $Xmillion?