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  1. Re:His true colors.... on US Pushing Local Police To Keep Quiet On Cell-Phone Surveillance Technology · · Score: 1

    So, what you're saying is, due to the untimely death of Keith Moon, we DID get fooled again?

  2. Re:You make it... on Teacher Tenure Laws Ruled Unconstitutional In California · · Score: 1

    Except VB6 is not a central tenant of any religion that I have ever heard of.

    I'm torn between pointing out that if you'd actually got an education you wouldn't have tried to use a word (tenet) that you've never seen in print and probably don't know the exact meaning of, and just snarkily retorting that choice of programming language leads to wars which are indeed of religious fervor.

    Unless, of course, you meant that VB6 lives inside a religion.
    Besides, the real war is whether you use vi or emacs to edit your VB6 code.

  3. taxi? or limo? on Uber Demonstrations Snarl Traffic In London, Madrid, Berlin · · Score: 3, Informative

    A couple examples: the slang for rides in NYC is "yellow" for a taxi and "black" for a limo. The limos can pick anyone up but AFAIK can only charge a fixed fee for a given destination. Taxis are metered for time and distance (w/ airport exceptions).

    Here in the Boston area, limos are fixed-fee either per hour or per location (airports again), and are barred from being flagged down--they're reservation-only. Taxis can be flagged, but I think they are not allowed to pick *anyone* up if they are outside their designated geographic zone. E.g. pick up in Boston, deliver to Worcester, but not allowed to pick up any ride in Worcester.

    So part of the big question is: is Uber a taxi service or a limo service?

  4. Re:memory deficits cause autism on General Anesthesia Exposure In Infancy Causes Long-Term Memory Deficits · · Score: 1

    jenny?
    I've got your number, it's 867-530.....shit I was put under anesthesia as a child and now I cannot remember the last digit.

    Ahhhh, c'mon now: you only have 10 numbers to try. How hot is jenny anyway that you'd give up so easily?

  5. No such luck in King's Landing on Study: Male Facial Development Evolved To Take Punches · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only the Red Viper had a more punch-resistant face, eh?

  6. Re:Hypothesis is nuts on Study: Male Facial Development Evolved To Take Punches · · Score: 1

    ummm... some of us never developed a WHOOOOOOSH detector either, apparently.

  7. Hypothesis is nuts on Study: Male Facial Development Evolved To Take Punches · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (I see what I did there in the title).

    If this made sense at all, after a few rounds of Rochambeau v. 2 , we'd all have developed a massive testicular protection layer too.

  8. so much for the song on Thai Police: We'll Get You For Online Social Media Criticism · · Score: 1

    "One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster... just don't tweet about it OR ELSE"

    Doesn't have the same ring to it.

  9. Re:What about displaced electricity on Group Demonstrates 3,000 Km Electric Car Battery · · Score: 2

    The power for the smelter is supplied by hydro dams.

    Is this for a newly constructed dam? Is there water available that would otherwise NOT be used to generate electricity?

    I'm not taking a position on the power-neutrality of these batteries, but would like to point out that one of the real-world problems with all of our electrical power plants is that they are very difficult to load-balance. If we could set up an "on-demand" aluminum re-smelter which operates only when grid-demand for electricity drops, the power plant could be run at a steady level 24/7.

  10. Re:Yo Dawg on Star Within a Star: Thorne-Zytkow Object Discovered · · Score: 1

    Hate to turn something funny into a serious note, but I'm pretty sure a lot (if not most) of the comments on the internet can already be predicted just by looking at the headline.

    So I guess "I, for one, welcome our star-eating star overlords" is right out?

  11. there was one. on US Secret Service Wants To Identify Snark · · Score: 1

    And to this day I wonder why Homer's inventor-friend didn't just add a couple Zener diodes to his design to handle signal overload conditions.

  12. Re:12.64 percent in only 17 months on Windows 8.1 Finally Passes Windows 8 In Market Share · · Score: 1

    I swear that if Apple reintroduced the pet rock as the iRock it would sell a few billion units

    But would the rock have rounded corners?

  13. cool satellite, so: on Google To Spend $1 Billion On Fleet of Satellites · · Score: 1

    Just imagine a Beowulf cluster.... oh, never mind.

    On the subject of Beowulf clusters: now that Tolkien's translation is available, do we need a new stupid /. meme?

  14. Banned-ish in... on A Bike Taillight that Goes Beyond Mere Taillighting (Video) · · Score: 1

    Just checking in to remind everyone not to use this gadget in the great city of Boston, MA

  15. Re:Prior Art Exists. on Zazzle.com Thinks Depictions of Pi Are Protected Intellectual Property · · Score: 1

    Actually, the greeks invented the symbol being held as IP.

    You got dyslexic there :-)

  16. Re:It Never Fails . . . on Study: Stop Being So Cynical, You Could Give Yourself Dementia · · Score: 2

    What is exercised the most becomes the strongest.

    Sadly, about half the population has learned they have one muscle which never gets stronger (or bigger) no matter how much they exercise it.

    OK, I'll stop with the Jr. High School humor.

  17. I'm the Kobo 0.001%-er on I Want a Kindle Killer · · Score: 1

    I bought a Kobo Aura, quite similar to the Nook Glow or the Kindle Paperwhite in functionality. E-ink touch screen, excellent backlight for nightime reading, has an SD slot, WiFi connectivity, etc.

    It does (or did when I bought it) command a bit of a price premium, but it Just Works (TM).

    Disclaimer: I'm one of those folks who will never buy a DRM'd book, which is one reason I run screaming from Kindles. The other is that I have a pipedream that one day epub format will take over the soft-document world.

  18. Re:Excellent on Registry Hack Enables Continued Updates For Windows XP · · Score: 1

    I thought all editions of Windows XP deserved the monicker POS?

    (Note to the humor-impaired: Chill out, dude. At least I'm not making jokes about your pretend girlfriend, right?)

    My pretend girlfriend runs ON Windows XP - sigh.

    FTFY (smirk)

  19. Off-label use: on Samsung S5 Reports Stress Levels Through Heart Rate Variability Measure · · Score: 1

    So, the real application of this monitor is to train yourself to beat a polygraph test, right?

  20. Re:shocked on R Throwdown Challenge · · Score: 1

    I'd be even more shocked if a bunch of mathematicians had the good sense to pick a Google searchable name for their language

    You young punks have any idea by how many years R precedes the existence of google (or even alta vista)? Same goes for the c language, FWIW.

  21. Re:Hard to believe in these figures on R Throwdown Challenge · · Score: 1

    *Note: Worked in several restaurants during and after high school. Now I occasionally cook or make deserts at home.

    We have enough arid lands already, you insensitive clod!

  22. "I know it when I see it" ? on German Court Rules That You Can't Keep Compromising Photos After a Break-Up · · Score: 1

    So being clothed and provocative is OK, but being nude (and potentially not provocative) isn't?

    What if you jump the Mediterranean: can you be forced to delete all pictures of your ex in which she's not wearing a full hijab?

  23. found the key on DARPA Unveils Hack-Resistant Drone · · Score: 1

    Turns out they're using the same key as the old DVD players. You can get that from the usual sources, including a few slashposters' signature lines.

  24. Re:Killowatts are power, not energy on The Brakes That Stop a 1,000 MPH Bloodhound SSC · · Score: 1

    Saying power is energy is like saying speed is distance.

    But we all know Time is Money.

    And speed is measured in parsecs.

    Not to mention mass in eV .

  25. Re:And in practice, laws 2 and 3 are swapped on The Sci-Fi Myth of Robotic Competence · · Score: 1

    Emory University incident (http://it.slashdot.org/story/14/05/17/051214/emory-university-sccm-server-accidentally-reformats-all-computers-campus-wide) it certainly seems that Windows tends to stop users from doing dumb things

    Oh, c'mon, really? You know dang well that Windows tends to stop users from doing anything .