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  1. already solved on Reversible Male Contraception With Gold Nanorods · · Score: 1

    I thought this approach was proven years ago by Apple and their warmer-than-warm laptop machines. Plus I'd rather have a laptop in my lap than gold rods near my rod.... or something like that.

  2. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too.

    Wait a sec, Cisco wine does that, too?

  3. A world's record! on World's Oldest Tumor Found In a Neanderthal Bone · · Score: 1

    Here we are, deep into the age-determination threads, and nobody's yet posted that it couldn't be a 100k year old tumor because the Earth's only 6k . What's wrong with /. this Friday that such a thing could happen?

  4. Re:lawsuit by proxy? on The Amish Are Getting Fracked · · Score: 1

    Can't they just give someone else the authority to sue on their behalf? There must be a loophole somewhere in the Bible

    Yeah, but only in the old testament. (Check out recent definitions of "eruv" , or the proliferation of "shabbat timers" on kitchen appliances). The Amish, not being of that faith, don't know how to work the system...errrr... faithbook.

  5. Re:archeologists will love our era on Atomic Bombs Help Solve Brain Mystery · · Score: 1

    I think it's wildly optimistic humans will still be alive in a hundred years.

    Well, certainly most of the ones we can currently confirm exist won't be.

  6. Re:Couldn't you just make up any old equation... on Banker Offers $1M To Solve Beal Conjecture · · Score: 1

    Hah. No it hasn't. Is a "chicken egg" one which produces a chicken, or one which is produced BY a chicken? On such definitions does your "solution" hang by a thread... or sticky gob of eggwhite, maybe.

  7. Re:Wait, what? on Cometary Impacts May Have Provided Key Elements of Life · · Score: 2

    You would prefer "scientists now pretty sure water was on Mars, not even going to bother any more"?

    That's rather like what The Onion might write. Except that it would probably be a good idea to stop going all ThePriceIsRight over every piece of info that comes back from the Mars rovers in the first place.

  8. Who's winning? Me on iPhone 4, iPad 2 Get US Import Ban · · Score: 1

    I win because I'm still using an Env3 which does voice, text messages, and email just fine, thank you. Plus it can run over a week on standby before recharging.

    And thanks to the huge cost & popularity of "smartphones," DumbPhones (TM) are really cheap.

  9. Re:While you're on ebay... on Own the Controversy! Blackbird DDWFTTW Up For Auction! · · Score: 1

    Helicopters take off vertically via thrust alone

    You're missing the point. Helicopters do so because their wings are not fixed to the airframe. The wings (rotor blades) are moving quite fast relative to the air around them. That generates lift. The speed of non-lift-generating portions of the craft (helicopter or fixed-wing aircraft) are irrelevant to the ability to take off.

  10. Re:Except... on Genetic Switches Behind 'Love' Identified In Prairie Voles · · Score: 2

    Just because biology is talking, doesn't mean you have to listen.

    Now you've done it: cue the "free will" flame wars...

  11. Re:Or the opposite on Genetic Switches Behind 'Love' Identified In Prairie Voles · · Score: 1

    Sure, but unless you can show that oxytocin is actually a causative agent of long-term pair-bonding, my point stands. It sure doesn't seem to do so from what I see in "real life."

  12. Or the opposite on Genetic Switches Behind 'Love' Identified In Prairie Voles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Somehow I strongly doubt that any such epigenetic (or other) monogamy-influencing event takes place when humans mate.

  13. Re:To Boldly Go... on Mars Explorers Face Huge Radiation Problem · · Score: 1

    We need 21st Century TANG!!!!

    Being a fan of Mr. Mojo Rising, I'd prefer a nice 21st-Century Fox.

    Just don't tell my wife.

  14. Re:It is just a matter of time before on Gene Therapy May Protect Against Flu · · Score: 1

    But stool transplants might still be preferable...

    I smell an upcoming /. poll

    Something tells me, between stool samples and worm eggs, that it'll smell pretty bad.

  15. Re:Why don't businesses get it? on PayPal Denies Teen Reward For Finding Bug · · Score: 0

    Wait, there's a bikini model in xkcd/1190 and I missed it? Dang.
    Ok, technically it might not have been a squirrel, either.

  16. Re:A name for PETA on PETA Wants To Sue Anonymous HuffPo Commenters · · Score: 1

    Because PETA is the darling of the bleeding-heart liberals, assumed to value all living things except humans

    Why, may I ask, do you presume to claim that liberals, "bleeding-heart" or otherwise, do not have pets and never eat meat and never wear leather? I find it hard to imagine a "liberal" that did not have a pet, and vegetarianism/veganism vs. carnivorism is orthogonal to liberal vs. conservative.

  17. Re:About this on French Police End Missing Persons Searches, Suggest Using Facebook · · Score: 1

    This is stupid, since dead bodies normally don't call or go on Facebook.

    You jest, but I still get birthday auto-notices from FB for friends who died years ago. Unless you have a relative w/ access to your FB account, it's apparently impossible to delete the account, or even change the owner's status to "Dead. Stop wishing the corpse happy birthday."

  18. Re:If it works - it works on Some Scientists Question Whether Quantum Computer Really Is Quantum · · Score: 1

    But what if it isn't quantum and we've built an entire computer and don't know how it really works? At that point you may as well throw up your hands and yell magic.

    I'm not so sure that anyone can really explain how a computer works, from the transistor level up thru the functioning of various hardware blocks and then thru maybe 30 layers of software abstraction. What we do have is piles of people who are very good at improving one level or another, and the results to date suggest these improvements tend to be independent, i.e. an improvement at one level rarely if ever forces a degradation at another level.

    But, heck, if someone creates a *reproducible* new concept which works even better, who cares if it's not understood?

  19. Re:Waiting for the nanny statists on Working Handgun Printed On a Sub-$2,000 3D Printer · · Score: 1

    Damn, I keep forgetting that slashdot removes anything that looks like an html tag.

    the word "religion" was supposed to be followed with "LESSTHAN BACKSLASH flame GREATERTHAN"

  20. Re:Waiting for the nanny statists on Working Handgun Printed On a Sub-$2,000 3D Printer · · Score: 1

    What is the opposite of paranoia? You know, seeing danger and not believing it is real?

    Religion?

    More seriously, maybe cognitive dissonance, or willful ignorance.

  21. I'd say he's Mike on The Hunt For LulzSec's Missing Sixth Member · · Score: 1

    That is, the real-world version of HOLMES IV's Mycroft. And the NSA's playing right into his hands, so to speak, by building that fantastic new processing center with direct access to all communications and data.
    Watch out for falling rocks!

  22. Re:it all goes south from here... on Global Warming Shifts the Earth's Poles · · Score: 1

    You really must love the feeling of WHOOOOOSH, I guess.
    I mean, SRSLY? Low number ID like that and you descend into grouchiness like that?

  23. Re:It is time on Water Isolated for Over a Billion Years Found Under Ontario · · Score: 1

    Heh. I like to ask people if they have trouble distinguishing fact from reality.

    And, sadly, even when people *are* taught what's real, they ignore that information most of the time in favor of believing what they want to believe.

  24. Re:It is time on Water Isolated for Over a Billion Years Found Under Ontario · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but even if it's incredibly unlikely that this ancient organism is dangerous, an outbreak of beta-hemoth (I don't know how to post a greek character there) makes for one great story.

  25. That's ok cause on Florida Activates System For Citizens To Call Each Other Terrorists · · Score: 1

    I only buy porn, and that's not on the suspicious list.

    Oh, and I start my sentence in the subject line, but that's not on the terrorist list either.