Come Pinky! We must prepare for tomorrow night!
Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky...
Try to power the norhteastern seaboard!!!
Ext. shot. Old balding movie exec is at a Porche dealership with his blonde trophy bride. They're looking very interested in a nice red late model Porche. A young car salesman comes up to the exec.
Salesman: I sorry sir, but your bank called. You're not earning enough. The finance fell through.
The trophy bride starts crying.
VO: This is the damage that piracy does. Please! Don't let another movie exec go without a porche.
Brought to by the luxury car dealers of America
"Nice dark horde you got 'er Sauron."
"Yeah, very nice"
"Yeah, be a shame if some'int happened to it?"
"Yeah, real shame"
CRASH. TINKLE.
"Ohh. I'm so sorry."
"Yeah sorry guv, my brother's so clumsy, he didn't mean to break your ring."
"Yeah, real sorry."
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Come Pinky! We must prepare for tomorrow night! Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain? The same thing we do every night, Pinky... Try to power the norhteastern seaboard!!!
This is why L.A.R.P and time travel should not mix.
Ext. shot. Old balding movie exec is at a Porche dealership with his blonde trophy bride. They're looking very interested in a nice red late model Porche. A young car salesman comes up to the exec. Salesman: I sorry sir, but your bank called. You're not earning enough. The finance fell through. The trophy bride starts crying. VO: This is the damage that piracy does. Please! Don't let another movie exec go without a porche. Brought to by the luxury car dealers of America
"Nice dark horde you got 'er Sauron." "Yeah, very nice" "Yeah, be a shame if some'int happened to it?" "Yeah, real shame" CRASH. TINKLE. "Ohh. I'm so sorry." "Yeah sorry guv, my brother's so clumsy, he didn't mean to break your ring." "Yeah, real sorry."
The volvo captain, the White Volvo.... "From hell's dark heart I stab at thee crappy Volvo driver."