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  1. Re:Well, I made it one slide on How Famous OS Logos Got Started · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, the Black component can't be called 'B' because of Blue. It gets the 'K' because in printing it's often called the Key colour. (and the added bonus of having that letter in its name)

  2. Re:Another worst design. on 10 Worst Evolutionary Designs · · Score: 1

    Uhh, Nissan Stagea? That's pretty fahhkin' ugly, I reckon the Cubes are cute!

  3. Re:encryption on Man Accuses Cat of Downloading Child Porn · · Score: 1

    See: Rubber Hose Cryptanalysis.

  4. Re:Well... on Opera Being Composed On Twitter · · Score: 1

    GP meant comments on the videos, where a maximum of 50 IQ applies to posting.

  5. Re:Obsolete? on Shaw Cable Again Blocks Firewire On Canadian Set-Top Boxes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unusably Slow Bus more like it. That's why Firewire is still around.

  6. Re:poor password policies on Poor Passwords A Worse Problem Than Poor Antivirus · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the silly admins didn't check the "User must change password at next login". Of course, you don't just use it for new users, any time you take an angry call from a user, just tick the "must change password" box. You'll feel better already, and your victim won't figure it out because they won't have to change it until tomorrow morning.

  7. Re:Poor passwords in TV shows on Poor Passwords A Worse Problem Than Poor Antivirus · · Score: 1

    Imagine a man sitting at a terminal. Breaking 128-bit SSL. With a gun to his head. Getting a blowjob. No, TV is not reality, and they bend and break things to be more appealing to the audience. You think *real* crime scene investigators and doctors/nurses don't get the same thing? Recently, watching a (terrible) movie with Sylvester Stallone, I eyerolled when he told a paramedic "this man needs an I.V." - as if he'd be healed by any random substance being shoved into his veins by way of a needle.

  8. Re:Author parrots common fallacy on Poor Passwords A Worse Problem Than Poor Antivirus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This.
    Password rotation is dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. At least half of my users would have mentioned the annoyance of changing passwords, many tell me the exact process they use to circumvent it while doing so.
    But my hands are tied, because twice a year the auditors come in, and if I don't have a password rotation policy he'll tell my boss, who'll then tell me to implement it. I've tried to reason with him, but passing the audit was more important. Beancounters in charge of IT FTW.

  9. Re:Sunflowers aren't so bad on Poor Passwords A Worse Problem Than Poor Antivirus · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? My first Rule 34 pic ever saved is of a cute girl nude except for hundreds of yellow post-its

  10. Re:surprise on Apple's Schiller Responds To iPhone Dictionary App Fiasco · · Score: 1

    ... inconsequential things such as the Camera. [red face] but you know I mean.

  11. Re:surprise on Apple's Schiller Responds To iPhone Dictionary App Fiasco · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Just FYI, the iPod Touch is pretty much an iPhone minus the Phone, GPS and Compass*, and can run most of the same apps without any monthly cellular cost.

    *I've probably left a couple of inconsequential things out, it doesn't matter.

  12. Re:Force a failover on How Can I Tell If My Computer Is Part of a Botnet? · · Score: 1

    First you tell me not to make unverified claims (presumably referring to "undefined behaviour"), and then go on to itemise three ways a switch might deal with an ARP overload, even identifying that a Linksys switch, in your experience, will behave differently than others, in a completely undesirable manner in fact. Fuck me dead.

    Secondly: No I would not be surprised at how many A+ asshats have daisy-chained these fuckers all around the floor. I've yanked them out by the dozen and forbidden them from use without at least arranging their deployment with me - otherwise the appearance of multiple MACs on a user port would trigger my port security.

    I know that some switches will flood unknown unicasts if their CAMs get full. But you've shown yourself that you can't rely on how cheap nasty switches are going to perform even with some such as ARP flooding which would otherwise seem predictable and defined. You don't know how the code in these horrible, demonic little pieces of shit has been written, and that's why I'm saying: Don't ARP flood a cheap switch and expect it'll flood all unicasts as a result. Even if you are successful and get flooded unicasts, perhaps you'll have no control over the switches downstream toward the router, which might not take kindly to your pointless spewing of fake MACs to the network. I can say for sure if you tried that on one of my ordinary user ports, you'd be shut out immediately the switch saw a second ARP entry for a port that should normally have only one.

    But then, if you had a port on my switch, and needed to monitor frames in either direction between to arbitrary other ports you'd get just that - a properly configured SPAN port that's going to do exactly what we expect, and no silly messing around with ARP spoofing just to confuse matters at the packet sniffing end.

  13. Re:Check network connections on How Can I Tell If My Computer Is Part of a Botnet? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and now imagine I chose 'Plain text'

    c:\>netstat -b
    Your computer is fine.
    c:\>

    Sweet!

  14. Re:Check network connections on How Can I Tell If My Computer Is Part of a Botnet? · · Score: 1

    c:\>netstat -b Your computer is fine. c:\> Phew, all good here!

  15. Re:Well the only fool proof way... on How Can I Tell If My Computer Is Part of a Botnet? · · Score: 1
    But in this case bridging is exactly what you want to do, as the network topology between the potentially infected host and its router is unchanged. If you route instead, you'll probably also need to NAT also, which could confuse the issue, possibly allowing the bot to determine the topology has changed and prompt its defense mechanism (which is probably to shut down).

    Sure, the majority of bots probably wouldn't notice (I routed through my Linux box to detect a bot before I knew how to bridge through it instead, and sure enough, hundreds of outbounds to port 25), but I believe 'best practice' would be sniff as transparently as possible. That's either with

    • a Hub (hard to find now, thank fuck)
    • something that behaves like one, such as a SPAN (ciscospeak, sorry) port, software ethernet switch (Linux or similar bridging).
    • the (presumably uncompromised) router being able to run packetsniffer software.

    All those spouting on about using ARP table attacks to confuse the switch into being a hub shut the hell up. If you want to do this seriously, get yourself a cheap Cisco 2950 or something that supports 802.1q, monitor ports (SPAN in ciscospeak). I tried to make something similar out of a PowerMac G4 full of gigabit cards for my lab, but found Linux bridging and STP to be rather buggy. In particular, found an edge case where ports would not block when the Linux host:

    • Was the STP root, and
    • Had a bridging loop occuring between two of ITS ports.

    I had a look at linux/net/stp.c, and was quickly reminded why I'm a network admin, network admin, network admin and not a developer, developer, developer :)

  16. Re:Force a failover on How Can I Tell If My Computer Is Part of a Botnet? · · Score: 1

    Hardly a reliable or controlled test, relying on undefined behaviour of your 'switch'. In the process of confusing your ARP tables, you'll more likely prevent frames from reaching the correct destination: the router. You've either got a monitor port, or you haven't. You can't 'make' one by confusing the hell out of a cheap switch.

  17. Re:Well the only fool proof way... on How Can I Tell If My Computer Is Part of a Botnet? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Then you'll need a switch supporting 802.1q in order to allow a device with a single port to 'sit between' two other devices.

  18. FTFY on Apple Working On Tech To Detect Purchasers' "Abuse" · · Score: 1

    Oh wait...iPhone...LIS visible from outside without dismantling.

  19. Re:I guess this could make sense on Apple Working On Tech To Detect Purchasers' "Abuse" · · Score: 1

    Well, sounds like your opponents were being pretty damn competitive to me!

  20. Re:This is a joke on Goodbye Apple, Hello Music Production On Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    Your pills. Have them.

  21. Re:Correction... on Philips Develops Roadside Drug-Testing Device · · Score: 1

    You must be fun at parties!

  22. Re:Legalization on Philips Develops Roadside Drug-Testing Device · · Score: 1

    Years, years ago the printing industry used a lot of isopropanol, and there have been incidents of printers failing a sobriety test due to their 'professional exposure'. I'm not sure if it's completely a thing of the past now, I'm not aware of any offset printing processes still using it - another problem with it was staff stealing it to make cannabis resin.

  23. Re:This is a joke on Goodbye Apple, Hello Music Production On Ubuntu · · Score: 4, Funny
    Mod parent informative. You could make a mastercard ad with your luck setting up sound on Linux.
    1. Getting a sound card to work $x,
    2. Getting it work without pops and thumps when we slide the volume control $2x,
    3. Getting two sound cards to work $x^2,
    4. Getting two sound cards to work in sync $infinity
  24. Re:openDNS on Bell Starts Hijacking NX Domain Queries · · Score: 1

    For goodness' sake stop using localhost to blackhole things!

  25. Re:so where are they now? on Has Conficker Been Abandoned By Its Authors? · · Score: 1

    Probably at score 0 when you read - you should read at -1 since moderation is hopelessly broken. Many good posts are hidden down there, but at the very least a lot of context is as well.