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  1. Re:Apple intruding on MS's territory? on Apple Releases Rendezvous for Linux, Java, Windows · · Score: 1
    Actually, I had "Fast User Switching" *BEFORE* Linux way back in 1988. The operating system was SCO XENIX sold under the Microsoft name as "Microsoft XENIX".

    In fact, it was the same sequence that Linux uses--ALT F-n--to switch between virtual consoles!

  2. Here's the list of the 9 bugs! on Affinity Engines Says Google Stole Orkut Code · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just got the list of the 9 bugs found in Orkut that prove it was a copy:

    • Those 18-year-old cheerleaders are really 45-year-old fat, bald men!
    • There's a member named J*sus Chr*st that's not actually the son of G-d
    • It's PAINFULLY SLOW
    • The forums are lame
    • There's only one person named "Robert" in the community "People Named 'Robert'"
    • You can be friends with *both* John Kerry and George Bush
    • Half of the users speak in unintelligible "foreign" languages instead of English
    • Kevin Rosewon't approve any friend requests.
    • The scrapbooks fill up with crap.

    Obviously, this list of bugs proves Orkut copied his code!

  3. Here's what I read on What Magazines Do You Read? · · Score: 1
    • Vanity Fair
    • GQ
    • Esquire
    • Consumer Reports
    • Money

    I don't read ANY computer magazines anymore! The "free" online content you can get trumps any content in today's computer magazines.

  4. Re:Apple intruding on MS's territory? on Apple Releases Rendezvous for Linux, Java, Windows · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    UPNP works well! It looks like Cupertino has started their photocopy machines once again!(Like the big to-do over their version of "active desktop" which Microsoft has had since 1998!)

    There is wide support for UPNP. I doubt if anyone other than Apple will bother with "Rendezvous."

  5. Re:Oh no! on New Alliance Hopes To Standardize Web Plug-Ins · · Score: 1

    I decided to switch anyway. You can see my "review" of Firefox and Thunderbird here

  6. Well, I'm going to retract Orkut's testamonial... on Affinity Engines Says Google Stole Orkut Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and I'm going to take away 2 of the three "sexy hearts" and all the little "trusty" icons I gave him!

  7. Re:Oh no! on New Alliance Hopes To Standardize Web Plug-Ins · · Score: 1
    That's what I thought!

    I'm running firefox now, and I was playing around with installing "engines". These don't seem to be any safer inherently than IE plugins...just that Firefox isn't a "target" now for malware authors.

    The Mozilla folks shouldn't get too cocky! Leave well enough alone, and forget browser plugins!

  8. Oh no! on New Alliance Hopes To Standardize Web Plug-Ins · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't reinvent Active-X with all its problems. Maybe browsers *don't* need standard, easy-to-install extensions (think BHO and ActiveX)

  9. *That* did it! I just switched! on New IE Malware Captures Passwords Ahead Of SSL · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm a big Microsoft fan! I think C# (seriously) and the .NET environment is the best programming environment around today.

    I used to write off all these Microsoft problems as "well, they have 95% of the market, so that's why they get targeted for these things."

    But this latest problem made me reconsider! I switched to Firefox (and Thunderbird!) yesterday, and don't miss IE and Outlook one bit.

    Thanks, /., for encouraging me!

  10. This will *really* help women! on Linux-Powered Auto-Parking Car · · Score: 1
    On my to-do list is to go around with a video camera, take movies of women trying to parallel park their SUVs, and make a website "women-trying-to-parallel-park.com"

    I'd better hurry before the self-parking car becomes a reality! It would allow women to put on their makeup, talk on the phone, yell at their baby *and* park their SUV all at the same time! What a better world that would be.

    I guess the F-series Canyonero will be the first commercial vehicle to have this technology!

  11. Re:If this won't get people to switch, what will? on New IE Malware Captures Passwords Ahead Of SSL · · Score: 1
    Here's a suggestion! Instead of sitting there, thumping your chest and clucking your tounge saying "Look how smart I am! I use an alternative browser" why don't you put Firefox on a CD, and visit a few of your less computer-literate friends and help them out!

    That's what I've done, in addition to installing and showing how to run "Spybot Search and Destroy" for a number of people.

    Get off your duff and do SOMETHING!

  12. Aren't things ripe to repeat this same message... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...except with "GOOGLE" instead of Microsoft?

    Google's new email offering, gmail, is what everyone's talking about! And people are confused about Google's "tracking" of the messages you send and putting ads on it.

    So a letter that explains that Google's testing a new email system (true!) and that they're using their search technology to track emails would be beleived by enough people to make a new round of this chain letter spread even faster than it ever had!

    C'mon /. folks! Here's a challenge! Write a letter and sent it to a dozen of your most gullible friends!

  13. DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! on Microsoft Launches Visual Studio Express, VS 2005 Beta · · Score: 1

    It looks like all that jumping up and down and sweating like a pig was, at least, sincere! Microsoft does have wonderful development tools.

  14. Maybe they can put Dumbo Plush in the launchers... on Disney Launches Fireworks With Compressed Air · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and make an Elephant Fly!

  15. I wish apple came out with displays... on Jobs Previews Displays, Tiger at WWDC · · Score: 3, Funny
    I wish Apple made displays that weren't "short."

    16:9 is OK for watching movies, I guess, but when I'm writing code, it's VERTICAL SPACE that's at a premium, not horizontal space.

    I would love a "tall" (or at least 4:3) Apple Cinema Display instead of these shorties they keep making.

  16. Re:What's The Point? on New Celeron D Core gets a Speed Boost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes! I use Celerons when I need to put a rack of 1/2U machines up to serve web pages. As long as I can keep the ethernet adapter saturated with a good server like thpptd, there's no need for a faster or more expensive processor.

  17. Re:One MAJOR factual error! on Father of DVD Gets Bitter Reward · · Score: 1
    The DVD Forum does not unambiguously specify what DVD stands for. The best you'll find on their site is the answer to the question, "What does DVD mean? [dvdforum.org]", which they answer, "The keyword is "versatile." Digital Versatile discs provide superb video, audio and data storage and access -- all on one disc."

    Doesn't this just prove what I said! The "DVD Forum" itself calls it a "Digital Versatile Dis[c]"

  18. Whether tonal or atonal... on Do Music and Language Obey the Same Rules? · · Score: 1
    ...the Music in this language study is based on melody and harmony.

    It would be nice if this proves that without melody and harmony (i.e., "Rap") we no longer have music! (which is my hypothesis.)

  19. Re:One MAJOR factual error! on Father of DVD Gets Bitter Reward · · Score: 1

    The "Internet DVD Faq" you proudly thump on your desk is not the official DVD Consortium Document, which CLEARLY DEFINES DVD as standing for "Digital Versatile Disk."

  20. One MAJOR factual error! on Father of DVD Gets Bitter Reward · · Score: 3, Informative
    Everone knows that DVD stands for "Digital Versatile Disk", not Digital Video Disk.

    One can only guess what else in this Newsweek article is wrong!

  21. Re:CERT? What the heck is CERT? on CERT Recommends Mozilla, Firefox · · Score: 1
    No!

    I go here often! I want my breath to be minty fresh at all times.

  22. Re:CERT? What the heck is CERT? on CERT Recommends Mozilla, Firefox · · Score: 1
    This is silly! I know what CERT is, I visit it often (and, BTW, I have *NEVER* been infected by a virus or "adware"), but I use I.E.

    For users who know what they're doing, IE is just as safe as anything else. I run my system behing a hardware firewall,which blocks all incoming connections, and I set my preferences to NEVER allow ActiveX to be installed.

    Of course, that wouldn't have protected me against this latest threat!

  23. I'm very confused about the news! on CERT Recommends Mozilla, Firefox · · Score: 1
    Is there any way of detecting this "virus?" Have the profiles for the major virus scanner vendors been updated to detect this?

    The news has been far from clear! They say there's no patch, and yet they tell you to "run virus scanning software."

  24. Re:Please mod me down on Java3D Source Code Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think 3D Java will help former Java executive Patrick Naughton (who plead guilty to possestion of child porno and crossing state lines to have sex with a 13 year-old-girl) get more realistic 3D kiddie porn!

  25. If you want to see REAL 3D on Java3D Source Code Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    look here