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  1. Re:Duh. Because God made it on Swedish Scientist Suggests That There Is Only One Earth (blastingnews.com) · · Score: 1

    You're applying mathematical logic to English, which you wouldn't do if you were fluent in either.

  2. Re:Duh. Because God made it on Swedish Scientist Suggests That There Is Only One Earth (blastingnews.com) · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't call you egotistical for anthropomorphizing a shark as being a dick for bitting your leg off -- but I would call you silly for doing so.

    Does anybody claim that humans created sharks in their own image, or vice-versa?

  3. Re:So what is the way they want this done? on Chicago Public Schools Make Computer Science a Requirement For a HS Diploma · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he used to "work" for "Seabrooks" "Crisps" (also known as the ones that weren't as good as Walkers or KP that you used to get on coach outings which were really just an excuse for your granddad to go to the pub and leave you outside with a small still orange and a comic, if you were lucky, for three hours).

    http://www.juvalamu.com/qmarks...

  4. Ob Kum Ba Ya on ISIS Makes Direct Threats Against Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey (cnet.com) · · Score: 2, Informative

    So the lesson is that even a sadistic bunch of mediaevalist nutbag bandits aren't entirely bad...

  5. Re: Is all this exposure to the internet worthwhil on Database Error Exposes Sensitive Information On 1,700 Kids (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    Somebody found it. That's testing, isn't it?

    (see also: ketchup).

  6. Re:Not even the worst onion on the belt... on The Story Behind the Worst Computer Game In History (bbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most of them were to do with the collision detection regions being subtly different from the drawn regions, so you'd step near a hole and fall in.

    The edge of a hole is usually weak, so it's expected to give way. It's realistic physics, that - and it'd take 67,000 lines of code and 37kb of XML these days.

    Back in my day, we didn't have physics. We had to make do with philosophy - if we were lucky.

  7. R's want to take away your freedoms because a man in the sky told them to.

  8. Re: Read this on CNN hours ago on Alleged Kalamazoo Shooter Picked Up Uber Fares During, After Killing Spree · · Score: 1

    There are zero reporters here.

    But bizarrely they outnumber the editors.

  9. 3d printing on Telstra To Roll Out 1000Mbps 4G (lifehacker.com.au) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Bugger off a lot, we're sick of all the Elon Musk hype.

  10. Re:The future looks good. on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Real recording studios don't do their accounts and email on the studio computer. Not while it's being used in a recording session, anyway...

    I'm an actual recording engineer who's worked for Justin Bieber, Kanye West, VictoriousRush and her that rubs her minge on a wrecking ball and let me tell you that yes, they totally do.

  11. My, you talk a good fight.

    By the way, since when did patriotism mean sucking the 1%'s dicks?

  12. Re:They might guarantee it... on Snowden Would Return To US If Government Guarantees Fair Trial (thehill.com) · · Score: 0

    He's certainly not the best looking either. Not that I pay much attention to stuff like that...

  13. Re:slashdot mangled the heavy metal umlat on Alleged Kalamazoo Shooter Picked Up Uber Fares During, After Killing Spree · · Score: 2

    It's someone who does a google search on a few key words without understanding the context or tone of the post they're replying to and pastes the first thing that comes up in a vain attempt to appear knowledgeable.

    Like this flid: http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

  14. Pull my hoof.

  15. Re:They might guarantee it... on Snowden Would Return To US If Government Guarantees Fair Trial (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    Global Warning?

    OY! World! LOOK OUT!

  16. Re:Right to life on Alleged Kalamazoo Shooter Picked Up Uber Fares During, After Killing Spree · · Score: 1

    If there weren't so many guns around you wouldn't need a gun to defend yourself against them. You know, like pretty much the rest of the developed world.

  17. Re:slashdot mangled the heavy metal umlat on Alleged Kalamazoo Shooter Picked Up Uber Fares During, After Killing Spree · · Score: 1

    You're a googleclipper.

  18. Re: We invented a God on Five-Dimensional Black Hole Could 'Break' General Relativity (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd be lying if I said I had a small nose, but I sure as fuck don't look like an elephant. I'm not blue either, and I have the standard three arms.

  19. Re: We invented a God on Five-Dimensional Black Hole Could 'Break' General Relativity (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    Or maybe humus.

  20. Re:And We Thought Idiots With Phones Are Bad. on HTC Vive Is $799, Ships From April 1st (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    My M7700 failed to hibernate when I put it in the bag once ... after a two hour train journey the outside of the bag was almost too hot to touch; you could have fried an egg on the computer. I'm amazed that it - and the Eurotunnel - survived intact and are both going strong to this day.

    The weight of the bloody thing could have caused it to derail.

  21. Re:German Warship fires High-Energy Laser on High-Energy Laser Effector Tested On German Warship (upi.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or if it was in The Sun: Hun boat shoots sun bolt.

  22. Re:This was it folks. on Google Is Experimenting With Article Recommendations In Chrome (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    Same as the difference between a secretary and a PA, a piece of shit on somebody else's server and a cloudware service fartpolio, fishfingers and goujons du poisson panés...

  23. Re:Funding wont be a problem on Russia's Moon And Mars Exploration Ambitions Hobbled By A Lack Of Money (phys.org) · · Score: 0

    Don't worry, he'll be gone in about ten months.

    Oh, hang on ...

  24. I saw something on TV when I was a kid about villages in India where they shovel all the cow shite into a tank and use the methane that comes off as fuel.

    It wouldn't surprise me if someone comes up with a way of powering a ship by harnessing and/or deflecting ambient air movements. Not to mention a method of propelling projectiles by harnessing energy in tension and/or torsion of ligneous substances.

    They'd probably patent them and posthumously sue Nelson & Henry V too - and win.

  25. I'll take two on HTC Vive Is $799, Ships From April 1st (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I'll take two - one to keep for Sundays.