The bad guys are one thing, but in reality they aren't that much of a risk because they're pretty rare. The inconsiderate, careless, drunk, incompetent and downright stupid are more dangerous simply by sheer weight of numbers.
Normal street cleaning basically involves sweeping up litter, leaves & dust with a brush (or using a mechanical equivalent of the same). If you do that with shit, you just spread (or throw) it around and you have a shitty brush afterwards.
Better hope that's not the type of job you get when you grow up. Because you won't be very fucking good at it.
That or they fantasise about meeting women who are just like the ones here except with pointy ears, bumpy foreheads or some other prosthetics budget friendly difference. And who have the hots for nerds.
if you resist education here (because keeping people dumb has always been a winning approach) they simply import workers form [ITYM "from", you flid] elsewhere or outsource the entire division
And they won't do that anyway because it's cheaper?
I vaguely remember seeing a behind-the-scenes thing many moons ago about a UK soap - might have been EastEnders - and it was all notebooks and card indexes.
Oh, and the Homer thing might have been a joke. Some companies give the closest parking spaces as an incentive to the best employees. Homer was lucky he didn't have to drive away from the plant.
The intention was indeed what you said. It didn't work because language schmanguage, at least half the work is debugging the spec and that requires (to say the least) a peculiar mindset.
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You're a hoot at parties, aren't you?
How close are we, really, to StartsWithABang growing some hair, shaving off that ridiculous beard, and getting a proper job?
I'm sure there are other places they can be found, though it might take a bit of searching.
In Soviet Russia, APK's hosts file updates systemd!!!!
Wouldn't that pesky atmosphere get in the way?
That's all well and good, but he mentioned Logan's Run and now I can't stop thinking about Jenny Agutter's tits.
So what's a fish taxi? It's a taxi you go to the fish shop in.
So what are beer trousers? They're trousers you wear when you're drinking beer.
So what's a stop cock? Your mom's face.
tl;dr version of the above 3 posts.
The bad guys are one thing, but in reality they aren't that much of a risk because they're pretty rare. The inconsiderate, careless, drunk, incompetent and downright stupid are more dangerous simply by sheer weight of numbers.
Normal street cleaning basically involves sweeping up litter, leaves & dust with a brush (or using a mechanical equivalent of the same). If you do that with shit, you just spread (or throw) it around and you have a shitty brush afterwards.
Better hope that's not the type of job you get when you grow up. Because you won't be very fucking good at it.
Or just a way of getting stuff done for free.
So why can't you afford a proper keyboard?
Be fair, they read them almost 50% of the time. On a related note, almost 50% of requirements documents are worth reading.
It's left as an exercise for the reader to determine the degree of overlap.
That's the worst pun I've heifer seen.
No, you sew what you rip.
It used to mean jugglers, comedians, dancers, singers and usually a novelty act.
P.S. ITYM "revue".
That or they fantasise about meeting women who are just like the ones here except with pointy ears, bumpy foreheads or some other prosthetics budget friendly difference. And who have the hots for nerds.
You've convinced me, but that was the easy part.
Now try that on every HR drone in the world.
And they won't do that anyway because it's cheaper?
Or the missing missing option, bring H1-Bs in.
The cheeky bastard! Who dies he think he is, Beanhead Arseholeton?
It's integrated into systemd.
MUMPS is a bag of crap. Hogan and Pick, that's where it's at.
I vaguely remember seeing a behind-the-scenes thing many moons ago about a UK soap - might have been EastEnders - and it was all notebooks and card indexes.
Oh, and the Homer thing might have been a joke. Some companies give the closest parking spaces as an incentive to the best employees. Homer was lucky he didn't have to drive away from the plant.
While we're at it, can you provide a source that says I need a haircut?
Preferably one that doesn't come from a barbers' association.
The intention was indeed what you said. It didn't work because language schmanguage, at least half the work is debugging the spec and that requires (to say the least) a peculiar mindset.