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More Cities Use DNA To Catch Dog Owners Who Don't Pick Up Waste

dkatana writes: For many cities one of the biggest cleaning expenses is dealing with dog poop. While it is impossible to ask the birds to refrain from splattering the city, dogs have owners and those owners are responsible for disposing of their companion's waste. The few who shirk their duty create serious problems for the rest. Poop is not just a smelly inconvenience. It's unsanitary, extra work for cleaning crews, and in the words of one Spanish mayor, on a par with vandalism. Cities have tried everything from awareness campaigns with motorized poo videos, to publishing offenders names to mailing the waste back to the dog owner. In one case, after a 147 deliveries, dog waste incidents in the town dropped 70 percent. Those campaigns have had limited effect and after an initial decline in incidents, people go back to their old ways. Which has left many cities resorting to science and DNA identification of waste. Several European cities, including Naples and one borough in London, are building DNA registries of pets. Offending waste will then be tested and the cost of the analysis charged to the dog owner, along with a fine.

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  1. Sure it's expensive by WSOGMM · · Score: 1

    In the US, it's a lot harder to clean up all the trash that people throw on the ground.

    1. Re:Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hail from Europe (pun.. I don't know), and I must say that from what I've seen in the US, the general appearance of the streets and trash, infrastructure and whatnot is *very* dirty. It's as if people just don't care. The car window seems to be an endless trash can for the majority.

      Back in the late 80's we had really dirty streets too, but it got a lot better toward the end of the 90's after a ton of money was thrown into education and sanitation.

    2. Re:Sure it's expensive by ruir · · Score: 1

      I have my personal theory in that. It is not in interest in the powers that be of some countries to investing in that kind of education, because as long people talks about trash and poo, do not talk, and move their worries to other things.

    3. Re:Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Barcelona the city cleans the streets all the time, especially downtown. That makes many people lazy because they know if their dogs poop on the street next morning it would be gone.

      But it is a problem everywhere, especially with people having dogs in apartments, something I don't agree with, but it is their choice. Their responsibility, however, is to take care of the dog and pick up after them.

    4. Re:Sure it's expensive by davester666 · · Score: 1

      That's what happens when most people come from somewhere else...

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    5. Re: Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am from BCN as well. They have started adopting the "DNA test+ fine" approach.

    6. Re: Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do I work? I'm a dog shit DNA analyst at the city lab.

    7. Re:Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I'm from the US and the filthiest city I've ever been too. Rome. Second filthiest. London. Granted I haven't been to either of those in about 6 years, so maybe they've gotten around to cleaning them up. Madrid however was quite clean.

    8. Re:Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know about Rome but the air in London is a lot more breathable now than it was ten years ago.

    9. Re:Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What surprised me about London was how they treat public restrooms. Even the ones in the office. When that door closes, everything gets thrown on the floor etc

    10. Re:Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the pub culture.

    11. Re:Sure it's expensive by Bruinwar · · Score: 1

      Maybe it depends on where you're at in the U.S. My perception is locally here in Michigan, litter are not nearly as bad as it was in the 60-70s. However, I was in Brooklyn last year & was shocked at the trash everywhere. There were garbage cans, lots of garbage cans everywhere. Go figure.

      In London it wasn't great either but I never saw a litter can anywhere. I assume because of the years of anti-terrorism as cans make a good place to put explosives.

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    12. Re:Sure it's expensive by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      Beyond the singling out of dogs (cats anyone? hmmm?), poster is correct in that there are certainly far more pressing cleanup needs before going to these lengths. Are they going to start using DNA to figure out who dropped the gum? candy wrappers? used tires?

    13. Re:Sure it's expensive by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

      One thing Michigan has going for it is the 10 cent deposit on carbonated beverage containers (soda, sparkling water, etc). Yes it's a cost up front, but you never see cans with a deposit on the ground. Someone is always scouring the roadsides looking for cans to get a little extra money. Heck, I supported my childhood candy habit by collecting cans that was (construction sites were always a goldmine). In contrast when I go to other states without can deposit laws (like Wisconsin) I see cans everywhere. No one bothers to recycle them because there's no money in it.

      I always thought that if they extended the can deposit to other easily recycled items then you might see less trash on the roads. Unfortunately this is basically a tax, and no one will ever go for that.

    14. Re:Sure it's expensive by Bruinwar · · Score: 1

      Completely agree. Deposit law passed in 1980 (or so I think) & the very next day after it was live, everything was cleaner. Not just the cans & bottles, people seem less likely to toss other stuff when things are clean.

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    15. Re:Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anywhere in the United States with a large population of Hispanic people is literally buried in trash - even in areas like campgrounds, lakes, and rivers. It's just a part of their culture. Hispanic culture values litter-free spaces about as much as Asian culture values animal life.

    16. Re:Sure it's expensive by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      In NYC, in the late 1950s, a small soda bottle had a 2-cent deposit and a large soda bottle had a 5-cent deposit. In 2015, all soda bottles have 5-cent deposit. Think about the inflation from 1950s to 2015 and wrap your head around the fact that it basically did not touch bottle (and can) deposits. The streets here always have broken glass because slobs just toss their empty beer and wine bottles. The roads are cleaned regularly by the city sanitation department but the sidewalks are not; each apartment, business storefront, or home owner is responsible for cleaning their own little portion of the sidewalk. Guess how well that works out.

    17. Re:Sure it's expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beyond the singling out of dogs (cats anyone? hmmm?)

      One major difference there. Cats typically dig a hole and do their business, then cover it over before leaving. I have never seen cat poop lying on the ground, but dog poop is everywhere around here.

    18. Re:Sure it's expensive by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

      10 cents seems to be the threshold. There are a few states that have the 5 cent deposit (NY and you mentioned) and it doesn't seem to work there. I guess people don't care about a nickle but dimes are serious business. Lord knows what they'd do for a quarter.

    19. Re:Sure it's expensive by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      FWIW, (anecdotal bit here) Back in the mid eighties, I had an (ex)girlfriend (we're from the US) who got a to take a class trip to Greece, Rome and Paris, and when she got back she said Rome and Paris were filthy, that the streets were gross, she saw things like people peeing openly on busy street corners (Paris), boys heckling the group in Rome, trash everywhere, one toilet for an entire hotel floor, etc.. She did not come back very impressed with Europe. This was, however, decades ago; but it seems perhaps some should mind their glass houses.

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    20. Re:Sure it's expensive by nmr_andrew · · Score: 1

      A quick followup, but I largely observed the same thing in Paris in the late 80s. In the most "touristy" parts of the city, say along the Seine, near the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, Montmartre, the Louvre, etc., it was very clean. Off the beaten path, however, within 2-3 blocks things were just as dirty (if not more so) than anything I ever saw in New York City.

    21. Re:Sure it's expensive by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Have you never been around a cat? Cats don't ever leave their poop out in the open, unless they're senile. It's instinctive for them to bury it. It pisses off some people with gardens (they'll bury their poop in the garden because the soil is loose), but you never have to worry about stepping on cat turds on sidewalks or in the lawn.

  2. Simple solution by JMJimmy · · Score: 2

    Employ individuals to clean up the waste and pay for it by requiring yearly dog tag renewal which includes the "poo pickup" tax. Owners don't need to worry anymore, it creates jobs, and it's paid for by the people who create the problem.

    1. Re: Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt they could find enough people to hire. Do you know how much shit a dog can produce?

    2. Re:Simple solution by sysrammer · · Score: 2

      I don't let my dog poop elsewhere. Don't make this my problem.

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    3. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While working for a vet who also happen to have a sizable kennel.... let's just say you couldn't pay me enough to do that job again. http://i.imgur.com/KLPjfoN.jpg

    4. Re:Simple solution by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then you're telling people it's OK to let their dogs shit everywhere. That's a bad idea. Moreover, the dogshit cleaners will be AWOL most of the time (government workers, you know) so there will STILL be dogshit on the streets all the time. Costs will go up every year, and the people who actually clean up after their dogs will be the ones who suffer the most.

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    5. Re:Simple solution by hooiberg · · Score: 1

      There is already an annual dog tax here, which can be up to 128 euro (140 USD) per for one dog, or up to 331 euro (375 USD) per year if you have two dogs, depending on the city where you live. But the ticket for even walking your dog without carrying cleanup bags is 140 euro (158 USD). So we do both...

    6. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pussy.

    7. Re:Simple solution by Dahamma · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's like charging a "speeding tax" to everyone on the road and then letting people drive as fast as they want.

      It's a minority of the dog owners in most towns that don't pick up after their dogs. Charging everyone for a few shitheads violating the law is bad policy, no matter what the offense is.

    8. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you, Tony? What have you done with Jim!

    9. Re:Simple solution by dwywit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, what about allowing a credit for people who do the right thing and pick up after their pets?

      After they pick up the poo, they mail it into the relevant authority (along with a photo of the act, and a close-up of the dogs' ID tags/barcodes/whatever), and said authority issues them a credit against the cost of the poo-pickup-tax.

      I mean, who wouldn't want to mail some poo to a govt. department?

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    10. Re:Simple solution by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Pussies go in a litter box. Cleanup is fairly trivial.

    11. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are way off the mark. They're not govt workers, they're contracted out services, and there will be income increases based on success. This isn't the 80s, where the hell have you been?

      People who clean up after their dogs shit in public places will absolutely not be affected, there won't be any dog shit to test. Durr.

    12. Re:Simple solution by JMJimmy · · Score: 2

      It is your problem because there's shit everywhere. It may not be from your dog but it's likely going to end up under your foot. Kinda like saying "I shit at home so don't make paying for sewers my problem"

    13. Re: Simple solution by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      I doubt they could find enough people to hire. Do you know how much shit a dog can produce?

      Watch "Pitbulls & Parolees" or "Dirty Jobs". There's not much people won't do for a paycheque.

    14. Re:Simple solution by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Then you're telling people it's OK to let their dogs shit everywhere. [snip] Costs will go up every year, and the people who actually clean up after their dogs will be the ones who suffer the most.

      You're not telling them it's OK, you're telling them that the more they let their dogs shit everywhere the more they're going to have to pay in tax every year. Want to pay a lower dog tag bill? Pick up after them otherwise, be prepared to pay for your pets shit.

    15. Re:Simple solution by Dins · · Score: 1

      I wonder if we could genetically engineer dogs to poop barcoded turds.

    16. Re:Simple solution by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Better idea. It's not a credit against the license but rather a check sent to the submitter of the dog shit. This way non-owners can clean up other people's shit and get paid for it. Require the shit to be sent via the post-office.

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    17. Re:Simple solution by Golddess · · Score: 1

      If the reason it is his problem is because there is shit everywhere, then it is his problem regardless of if he even owns a dog. In which case, why limit the tax to dog owners?

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    18. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well...that's the tax concept when punishment is the goal....charge everybody for something that is needed because the 1% are the offenders....

    19. Re: Simple solution by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      "There's not much people won't do for a paycheque."

      So you also reject the theory that immigrants to the US are necessary to do the jobs citizens will not...

      Or they will if it gets them out of their cell or on TV.

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    20. Re:Simple solution by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Probably a lot cheaper as well.

    21. Re:Simple solution by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you can just match the rifling on the turds.

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    22. Re: Simple solution by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Citizens will do the jobs, merely that they may not do them as cheaply/be willing to take the abuse that immigrants do.

    23. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just what we need - more illegal immigrants working jobs that lazy Americans don't want. Let's grant them all amnesty, to entice them into taking these jobs.

      Great solution you got there.

    24. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like charging a "speeding tax" to everyone on the road and then letting people drive as fast as they want.

      I like your thinking. Can you be our next Transport Minister?

    25. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the pussy in question has just had surgery, it's best to keep cat litter out of fresh wounds. Or, if the pussy is having mobility issues. Neither scenario is uncommon in a vet's office.

      You want real fun? Tend to a 150 pound rottweiller being treated for both parvo and roundworms. What you find in that cage looks like a pile of noodles that's been fermenting for a few weeks, and it smells 10x worse.

      I spent 3 years in high school as the "sanitation engineer" for a local vet. Blood, guts, puke, poop, I've cleaned it all. It was often disgusting, but if you like animals, and have a strong stomach, it's not that bad.

    26. Re: Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck do you figure that one has anything to do the other?

      Moron.

    27. Re:Simple solution by lakeland · · Score: 1

      I don't agree with this.

      Roughly 90% of owners clean up their dog's poo. Requiring the vast majority to pay for the actions of a minority will a) not incentivise the minority to change behaviour and b) punish people that are doing the right thing (e.g. why should I keep being tidy when I'm paying to be untidy).

      You'd get much the same effect putting the whole poo pickup tax onto general rates - lots of innocent people paying for the actions of the minority.

      I initially thought the idea of using DNA was crazy but as long as the test can be made cheap enough I have decided I support it. Whack the people you catch with a big fine ($500?) and publicise the heck out of what you're doing, and I think the behaviour will suddenly trickle off to the point that the programme becomes cost effective.

    28. Re:Simple solution by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Even with a big fine the cost of running a program like that would exceed a "poo pickup tax" easily. You've got the cost of the DNA test, someone to pick up the poo anyway for testing, mailing costs, fine collection, administration, etc. Doing it that way, everyone - including those without dogs, end up paying the very hefty price tag. Doing it as a yearly dog tag tax means you're targeting dog owners, you're eliminating all the costs of the DNA program except the employee picking up the poo, and the minority may not be incentivized but the responsible owners will want to keep the cost of the program as low as possible so they will act as 'poo police' in the sense that the social pressure they place on others to pickup after themselves becomes the deterrent/incentive for the minority.

    29. Re:Simple solution by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Or if you aren't responsible enough to pick up after your dog then you can't have a dog anymore. It wouldn't be for one or two offenses but for an ongoing problem. There's an owner in my neighbourhood that regularly lets their dog go on the sidewalk. And from the evidence remaining it is a very large dog. This has been going on for over a year now. I don't think this person is responsible enough to own a dog. It's not a matter of going out once or twice and forgetting to bring a bag. They are just letting their dog do its business anywhere and leaving it.

    30. Re:Simple solution by martinfb · · Score: 1

      Will never work. There is still poop out there until the cleaners get there. That is totally unsanitary in most places, like townhome communities where many folks use the parks and walks. Even the pee on my yard from dogs kills my grass! I am all for the DNA thing. Those hard-headed owners that think it is okay or 'normal' for their dog to poop anywhere they want w/o tending to it need to be rudely awakened somehow, and NOT at my cost or inconvenience.

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    31. Re:Simple solution by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      don't we do that already? the tax is paid by those who are caught (or should i say stopped, since 90% of drivers are speeding at any given time except for traffic)

    32. Re:Simple solution by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      DNA tests are relatively cheap nowadays, parental testing is 100$

    33. Re:Simple solution by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      typed less than 100$ but formatting removed the less than character.

    34. Re:Simple solution by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      You'd need something more detailed than parental testing and that's probably the cheapest part of such a program.

  3. DNA testing of waste? by jrumney · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So the owner of the cat that my dog ate yesterday will get the bill for cleaning up when it gets expelled tomorrow?

    1. Re:DNA testing of waste? by codeAlDente · · Score: 0

      Cats will be exempt from all such fines. At least in LA. Cats can spread their filthy disease turds on your porch every day, and there's not a thing that you can do about it legally.

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    2. Re:DNA testing of waste? by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The vast majority of cats bury their waste in unseen areas. The vast majority of dogs shit right on the fucking pathway.

      In either case the noses that should be rubbed into it is the owner's.

    3. Re:DNA testing of waste? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of cats bury their waste in unseen areas. The vast majority of dogs shit right on the fucking pathway.

      Of course dogs do that. Do you know how pokey grass is?

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    4. Re:DNA testing of waste? by phayes · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sure they do, like in playground sandboxes where small children can be infected by toxoplasmosis. People in big cities who let their cats outside deserve to be taxed too.

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    5. Re: DNA testing of waste? by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the cats where we live bury it in the kids sandpit. Thanks.
        And, yes, the cat owning residents have been advised, and, no, nothing has happened.

    6. Re: DNA testing of waste? by dwywit · · Score: 4, Informative

      Foreign animal in your yard? Don't you have the right to "restrain" said animal, and call the local authority to retrieve it?

      When your neighbours have to start paying $X every time they let their animals stray, they'll soon do something about it.

      I had to restrain a neighbour's dog once for hassling my free-range hens. I didn't mistreat it, merely grabbed it by the collar, walked it to the neighbour's place, and advised the neighbour of my rights regarding animals on my property - said rights including shooting her dog if it was hassling, attacking, or even playfully chasing my chickens. She wasn't aware of the rules concerning domestic and farm animals in rural areas, and, to her credit, apologised and promised to never let it happen again. And it didn't.

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    7. Re:DNA testing of waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you actually can legally have all kinds of contraptions on your yard that trap and/or kill cats. They just can't be build for the express purpore of trapping or killing cats. A bit of imagination is needed for playsible denialibity. And a lot of regret after the fact. Also, at least around here it's actually illegal to let your cat roam free (forbidden in city area), so it's ok to catch free roaming cats, and return them to animal shelter. After 50 trips to reclaim their cat the owners just might get a clue.

    8. Re:DNA testing of waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The vast majority of cats bury their waste in unseen areas.

      That is not true. Just because they toss some earth around doesn't mean they actually bury them.

      We had our porch redone with some flower beds. Some neighbor's asshole cat came every single night to dig through them and shit all over them. Keep in mind that the digging and shitting did not happen in the same place. There were holes in some areas and piles of shit just laying around in others.

      Hell, even if they would have effectively buried the shit (which they did not), they'd still turn into highly infectious land mines as most cats are infected with uncurable parasites that can be transmitted to humans.

    9. Re: DNA testing of waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you have reasonable neighbors. From your story it's pretty clear that she cares about other people but just didn't think far enough to realize that her letting the dog run around freely could be an inconvenience. You could probably have solved the issue without implying that shooting the dog was on the table.

      The problem here is psychopaths that thinks their convenience is more important than other peoples convenience.

      In this case of the cat that shits in the kids sandpit I suspect that it will be problematic to catch it, cats are often a bit more shy than dogs.
      Shooting it might be an option but regardless of the legality it will be tried. Firing weapons in urban areas is often frown upon and the neighbor is likely to bring up a lawsuit for killing their "family member".
      It also sounds like more than one cat is the problem and not necessarily from the closest couple of houses.

      There are ways to keep cats away from certain areas. An motion activated "watering system" that you can turn off when the kids are going to use the sandpit will teach the cats to stay away, but that is the impractical solution.
      A more common way is to plant a few herbs that cats doesn't like near the sandpit. Cats are very sensitive to certain smells. Some people say that Plectranthus caninus works well but otherwise Tagetes is a flower that cats tend to avoid.
      If you like garlic then that is another herb that cats doesn't like the smell of.
      Pick one you like and grow it next to the sandpit. It should make the cats look for other places to take a crap in.

    10. Re:DNA testing of waste? by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      in my neighbourhood, those "unseen areas" tend to be my garden, where i grow my food. i keep my cats leashed when they're outside and i wish everyone else would have the same courtesy. there was a woman on the news earlier this summer complaining that whenever she let her cat out it came home with a patch of fur shaved off. she couldn't seem to wrap her head around the idea that this would stop happening if she stopped letting her cat roam free around town.

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    11. Re: DNA testing of waste? by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      We prevented that problem from the start by putting a lid on the sandbox.

      Yes, I know, we shouldn't have to do that. Cat owners shouldn't let their cats do that in our yard. How do you solve that though? Surveil your yard and then follow and identify any cat that ever comes by? Then go argue with each of those cat's owners? What do you do about stray cats? Catch them all yourself?

      It's far more practical to just put a lid on it and be done.

    12. Re:DNA testing of waste? by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 1

      Of course dogs do that. Do you know how pokey grass is?

      That's what it's all about.

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    13. Re:DNA testing of waste? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Hold your BM in
      Push your BM out
      Hold your BM in and shake it all about
      Feel the grass is pokey and find smoother ground

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    14. Re:DNA testing of waste? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      That's funny. Poor cat though.

      I never understood why people let their cats roam about. What's the point of having a cat if you kick it out of the house all day? I've had a number of cats in my life and they have never been outside (except in a carrier to go to the vet). They have been perfectly happy being indoors and a lot safer too.

    15. Re: DNA testing of waste? by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      Sorry: should have clarified: the sandpit in question is in the shared area of the apartment block gardens so we can not stop the cats being there, but would like to stop them leaving anything behind !
      (We have an ultrasonic/movement detector type device covering our small, private area, and that seems to mostly work !)
      Also sounds like you have a good neighbour there !

  4. Cost by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Above is the poo pickup cost which punishes all owners - but seriously - you pay the cop to forensically get poo. then pay the lab to DNA type the poo, then Search for poo matches.

    Is that cheaper than just paying a few people to walk around and pick up garbage, clean up bird shit, scrape gum, and get rid of dog poo?

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    1. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more worried about the black market for unregistered dogs, whose owners will never get them to a vet for fear of their DNA being logged...

    2. Re:Cost by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's training people not to let their dogs shit everywhere. After a while, everyone will know that if you let your dog shit on the street, it's going to come right back to you with a fine attached. So why even let it happen? Believe it or not, there are people out there (solipsists) who are convinced the laws don't apply to them. They don't just scoff at laws, they take great joy in breaking them. These little "quality of life" laws sound like piddly shit but they do make a difference in a crowded city. Don't do it and you end up like San Francisco, which has a huge problem with shit lying in the streets. It stinks to high heaven and you can smell it from a mile away.

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    3. Re:Cost by Gavagai80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's still going to be homeless people with dogs in SF, so you've still got to clean it up. The DNA fines may make the job more manageable though.

      Also, what about people who own horses? I see horse manure on the streets not infrequently, and it's a lot worse than dog.

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    4. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs, cats or horse, pay up or humanly euthanize the animal.

    5. Re:Cost by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

      It's training people not to let their dogs shit everywhere.

      Why not give them treats for good behavior and also have them spayed and neutered?

    6. Re:Cost by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Also, what about people who own horses? I see horse manure on the streets not infrequently, and it's a lot worse than dog.

      There's a lot more of it, but it's a lot more benign, in every way.

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    7. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not give them buttsex for good behavior and also have them vasectomized and tubal ligated?

      Then when the authorities check the DNA of their shit they'll find yours.

    8. Re:Cost by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      It's a hell of a lot cheaper to the government if they then fine the owner $500 to pay for it all. Plus, it creates another half dozen city jobs!

      Not exactly related, but I'm already thinking about the TV show pitches related to this... "CSI: Dogshit".

    9. Re:Cost by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      "humanly" euthanize? So, like kill it in the most twisted, brutal, bizarre way possible?

    10. Re:Cost by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      If you are living in a very rural town, maybe (in which case, the town should deal with it, but it's SO far from a global problem - either a totally isolated issue or, in the Bay Area, likely an utter 1% first world problem). If you are saying horse manure is a problem in SF, well, I call horseshit on that...

    11. Re:Cost by sjames · · Score: 1

      Get the large box. If it fits, it ships.

      I said SHIPS!

    12. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's not more benign, it's bad too - especially for people that are allergic when that refuse is spread by vehicles driving over the dung piles.

    13. Re:Cost by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      If you think people can't smell horse shit, ... Well, I dunno what that means, but you're wrong.

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    14. Re:Cost by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      You sir or ma'am have not been around horse shit. Just an FYI, cattle crap stinks too.

    15. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because not everyone is a repressed homosexual dreaming of excuses to have anal sex like you are.

    16. Re:Cost by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Euthanize the human, not the animal. Punish the one with the responsibility, not the innocent animal just doing as nature demands. It's not as if the dog can be trained not to do it. If that were possible, we'd have done it centuries ago.

    17. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorize them with predator drones for a while first.

    18. Re:Cost by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No, it's not more benign, it's bad too - especially for people that are allergic when that refuse is spread by vehicles driving over the dung piles.

      Time for you to learn English, so you can known what the phrase "more benign" means. What do you think happens to dog poop when it gets run over? You want to breathe that? mmmmm, parasites!

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    19. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is that cheaper than just paying a few people to walk around and pick up garbage, clean up bird shit, scrape gum, and get rid of dog poo?

      Yes it is also more efficient.
      If you get the dog owner to pick up the poo then there is no risk of anyone stepping in the poo in the time it takes for someone else to pick it up.

      Same thing goes for gum and other litter. Unless you can get the people responsible for it to throw the trash in bins directly you have a situation where the trash is on the street until someone else comes and picks it up, that is, you have to accept that you live in other peoples filth.
      Getting someone else to pick it up is a way to handle a situation where someone doesn't follow the rules to make sure that the trash doesn't stay there forever but it is not a solution that makes it possible for everyone to just litter everywhere.
      Unless you make a democratic decision that the streets should be covered in an ever changing layer of trash there is no other option than that everyone avoids littering and that people who doesn't live by those rules gets fined. (Preferable with an amount that covers the cost of having people pick up that trash and the administrative overhead so that there is no cost left over for anyone else.)

    20. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's still going to be homeless people with dogs in SF, so you've still got to clean it up.

      That is an entirely different problem that goes away with solving homelessness. (And the homelessness is probably a symptom of something else anyway.)

    21. Re:Cost by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Horse shit smells for a few hours, then it becomes a relatively benign damp wad of grass which is useful as compost. Dog shit smells for days, and it's omnivore poop, which is hazardous. You can catch horse shit as it falls out of a horse, then direct-apply it to your garden, and not only will it be good for your plants, but you are staggeringly unlikely to suffer any ill effects if you simply wash your hands. The parasites which dogs have are far more likely to infect you and also far more dangerous to you than those carried by horses. Anyone who thinks that horse shit is as bad as dog shit is severely unfamiliar with one or both.

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    22. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People walking dogs walk them on the sidewalk, not in the middle of the street. Horses walk and shit in the street. I don't think I've ever seen dog shit in the actual street. Time for you to learn how to be less of an asshole.

    23. Re:Cost by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever seen dog shit in the actual street.

      Guess you don't get out much.

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    24. Re:Cost by dmt0 · · Score: 1

      In Canada all horses that you see on the streets belong to the Police. I'd say you should just pick that up and mail it over to the police departments!

    25. Re:Cost by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Can we do the same to motor vehicle operators whose engines spew cancer and asthma causing exhaust into the air and splatter carcinogen tainted oil onto the roads?

    26. Re:Cost by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Pet dogs generally don't have parasites in their gut and if they do pick something up (generally by drinking from a standing body of water like a lake) their owner will soon notice the symptoms and take them to the vet for treatment.

      Don't be so afraid of dogs. Dogs have lived with, worked and cared for humans for thousands of years and the rewards to humans have more than exceeded the drawbacks (like occasionally stepping in some poop).

    27. Re:Cost by chispito · · Score: 1

      Don't be so afraid of dogs. Dogs have lived with, worked and cared for humans for thousands of years and the rewards to humans have more than exceeded the drawbacks (like occasionally stepping in some poop).

      You're comparing the benefits to the owner and the drawbacks for everyone else. A stranger's dog in no way benefits me.

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    28. Re:Cost by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Funny thing about this world, sometimes a stranger (in this case a dog) can indeed save your life.
      Often it's the dog's own family, but sometimes it's someone who just happened to need help and was lucky enough that their distress was noticed by a dog.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/georgia-bradley-dog-pepper_55d75fd3e4b04ae49703166e
      http://theweek.com/articles/466829/7-inspiring-stories-stray-dogs-saving-perfect-strangers
      http://www.dogguide.net/25-hero-dogs.php

    29. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you have an ownerless animal shitting everywhere. Nobody to fine. Nice move.

    30. Re:Cost by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      We've got a neighbor who does this to us now, but we haven't identified the SOB yet. Twice now recently, on a Sunday or Monday morning, we walk out to a huge steaming pile on our lawn. When I found out who the slob is, I'd delivering it to his house via airmail.. all over the windows, walls, door, porch, etc..

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    31. Re:Cost by sjames · · Score: 1

      I think paper bags are probably the best delivery container. Set it on fire to make sure they see it, wouldn't want them to accidentally step in it :-)

    32. Re:Cost by hucker75 · · Score: 1

      You have to register your dog?!?! I'm glad I live in the UK. We do not have to declare pets.

    33. Re:Cost by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Wear a lot of lycra?

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    34. Re:Cost by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Place it under their car's door handles or alternatively push it down into the air intakes for their car's air conditioning.

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    35. Re:Cost by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      I'm not into lycra.

      Do you live in a cage?

    36. Re:Cost by Speck'sBacon · · Score: 1

      No. Suck it up.

  5. I love to see my tax dollars hard at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, with all the problems in an average size city like crime, homelessness, ect....lets focus on the dog shit issue!

  6. extra work for cleaning crews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how so?

  7. Rub it in there good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say when they are caught, we rub the OWNER'S face in it. Sure, it won't solve the problem, but, my god, it would be satisfying to see.

    1. Re:Rub it in there good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I love this kind of faulty "I do know wrong, its the other guy" logic.

      How is it faulty? I pick up my dogs poop. I have also stepped in poop that other people have left.

      does that give me the right to rub your face in all the oil your car leaks on the pavement

      When my car leaks fluids, I have it repaired, so yeah, I'd probably enjoy watching that too.

      In fact, I think many problems in this world could be solved by rubbing peoples faces in the mess they leave for others to deal with.

    2. Re:Rub it in there good. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You mean like children? Pedophile!

      Rubbing your face in a child is not necessarily inappropriate... haven't you ever heard of a tummy raspberry? Just make sure it's your child (etc.)

      --
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    3. Re:Rub it in there good. by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Because it won't be fresh by that time.

  8. Motorized poo videos? by Leomania · · Score: 1

    I can't quite grok what form this might take, but whatever it might be, it surely needs to be a Kickstarter campaign.

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  9. Dog Poop Stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've lived in two apartments that charge pet owners a monthly surcharge (in addition to rent/parking/utilities) to ostensibly cover the cost of dog poop stations with a shit mitt dispenser.

    In both places, the poop stations never had bags, and there'd be dog shit piled everywhere.

    I live in Seattle, and the problem is exacerbated by the fact that the city outlawed plastic grocery bags a couple years ago. Out of principle, I refuse to purchase plastic bags for the sole purpose of picking up dog shit. That sure isn't environmentally friendly now, is it? Have you checked your carbon footprint lately?

    1. Re:Dog Poop Stations by friedmud · · Score: 1

      bags are cheap, and there are MANY biodegradable dog bags available (ex: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/... )

      Quit being an ass and pick up after your dog!

      My apartment complex has many stations that are always fully stocked with bags: BUT I actually carry and use my own because it's more convenient than using the stations.

      Because of the stations it is VERY rare for there to be poop lying around... even though there are TONS of dogs here.

  10. Also for people? by hooiberg · · Score: 1

    Could this technology also be used for people who do not clean up their own feces, in parks and on streets?
    As there are already a few tens of cases of dogs who eat junk poo, and suffer from the traces of the drugs...

    1. Re:Also for people? by cerberusti · · Score: 1

      Your plan is to locate and fine the homeless based on DNA? Somehow I do not see that working well. Maybe long jail terms would work, but that removes the lack of a financial burden the fine is supposed to ensure.

      The most effective way cities deal with that problem is to harass the homeless enough that they leave for a more favorable area, frequently by police beatings or turning a blind eye to crime against them.

      Get some panhandling and vagrancy laws passed if you want to solve it, then make sure they are enforced. That ensures police contact, which will quickly provide a disincentive to be there.

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  11. I hate dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I hate how people let them shit on grass meant for adults and children to walk/sit/play on (public green areas). Yeah, ok, you scoop it up and that totally removes it from the grass...

    Get a real pet who knows how to shit in nice places, like a cat.

    1. Re:I hate dogs by ruir · · Score: 2

      Amen. Here besides people letting them shit on grass, they do not pick it up. Every fucking patch of green is like a minefield. It is not only gross, it also spreads parasites.

    2. Re:I hate dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked Graveyard for a decade or so once, and a Neighbor moved in, with his Dog. Said Neighbor let his Dog loose during the day.
      Bark, bark, bark, poop, poop, poop.
      The Dog, that is. Cats started to disappear.
      I finally got fed up; talking to the Neighbor was like talking to his dog. One late night, just before going to work, I used the Fireplace shovel to fling the latest deposit against his Garage Door. Note that I did not cross Property Boundaries; I'm pretty good at flinging Shit from the street. This went on for a week or so. The Door began to become encrusted. Neither the Dog nor Dog Owner gave a Shit.
      And then I called the Landlord, as Anonymous Coward:
      "You know that Rental that you have on Lake Street? Why is the Garage Door always covered with Dog Feces?"
      Dog and Dog Owner moved out. It turns out that Dog Shit is hell on paint; the Garage Door had to be re-painted.

      I think that it was Farley Mowat that pointed out that Wild Dogs and Wolves bury their Scat, and the habit of pooping anywhere and everywhere was a habit picked up from their new Human Masters.

      In days of old, when Knights were bold
      And Toilets weren't invented
      They laid their Load beside the road
      And walked away contented.

    3. Re:I hate dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Get a real pet who knows how to shit in nice places, like a cat.

      Are you kidding? Cats are much worse because nobody EVER cleans up after them. Their owners just let them roam unsupervised, where they shit in other people's gardens, playgrounds, right in front of ground level windows, etc.

      Some bad dog owners don't pick after their pets. Not a single cat owner picks up after theirs.

    4. Re:I hate dogs by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 1

      I worked Graveyard for a decade or so once, and a Neighbor moved in, with his Dog. Said Neighbor let his Dog loose during the day.

      :-)

      Bark, bark, bark, poop, poop, poop. The Dog, that is. Cats started to disappear. I finally got fed up; talking to the Neighbor was like talking to his dog. One late night, just before going to work, I used the Fireplace shovel to fling the latest deposit against his Garage Door. Note that I did not cross Property Boundaries; I'm pretty good at flinging Shit from the street. This went on for a week or so. The Door began to become encrusted. Neither the Dog nor Dog Owner gave a Shit. And then I called the Landlord, as Anonymous Coward: "You know that Rental that you have on Lake Street? Why is the Garage Door always covered with Dog Feces?" Dog and Dog Owner moved out. It turns out that Dog Shit is hell on paint; the Garage Door had to be re-painted.

      I think that it was Farley Mowat that pointed out that Wild Dogs and Wolves bury their Scat, and the habit of pooping anywhere and everywhere was a habit picked up from their new Human Masters.

      In days of old, when Knights were bold And Toilets weren't invented They laid their Load beside the road And walked away contented.

      God, I had hoped for a much better story after reading the first sentence :-)

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    5. Re:I hate dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "God, I had hoped for a much better story after reading the first sentence :-)"
      Stephen King I ain't.

      Sorry.

      Do you know about Zombie Kittie?
      This is something that I have practiced for years. When Master is momentarily absent, Raise up on toes with arms extended and Zombie Kittie the Mutt, going "Meow-RRRR", Meow- RRRR". Mutts aren't used to six-foot-six Cats.
      My favorite response afterwards: "You done broke my Dawg".

      Oh, this Captcah: "discreet"

    6. Re:I hate dogs by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Some bad dog owners don't pick after their pets. Not a single cat owner picks up after theirs.

      Many cat owners are responsible "parents" and don't let their cat roam outside of their house. Those cat owners most assuredly pick up after their cats.

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  12. Another "shitty" solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I doubt this new method will work any better than the other methods. But since they'll have actual evidence, I say this as a useful system that will end it:

      - Offense 1: You lose your pet for 7 days. $200 fee to pick it up at the pound after this waiting period.
      - Offense 2: You lose your pet for 30 days. $1000 fee to pick it up at the pound after this waiting period.
      - Offense 3: Immediate and permanent loss of ownership. $5000 "euthanasia" fee (but instead take the pet to another city for adoption).

    I guarantee only psychopath owners will wait until the third offense to learn better.

    1. Re:Another "shitty" solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your solution could work, but it is not fair for the pet. It is not their fault.

    2. Re:Another "shitty" solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is very fair for the pet (eventually!). A pet with shitty owners is a mistreated pet. This provides an opportunity to (eventually) place the pet with loving, caring owners.

      The 7 and 30 days period will be unpleasant for the pet, of course. Sucks to be owned by bad owners, I suppose. We do the same thing with children who have unfit parents, so I can't see a reason not to apply the same logic to pets.

  13. Shit happens by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Informative

    Shit happens, deal with it.

    Cause if you don't, we'll use DNA analysis to find and fine you.

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  14. Not Shaming Hard Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I propose that the naming and shaming be taken to the next level. A new law like Megan's Law... let's call it Poe's Law, will make a registry of those who don't clean up after their dogs. This will be Internet-searchable, with photos of the offenders and a handy Google Maps API plugin to show exactly where all the dogshitters are. Of course, they have to re-register whenever they move, and notify their neighbors whenever they get new ones. Even better, they could all be concentrated in one place, only allowed to live in certain communities where noone will care about the smell; those dogshitters can live in misery together, that's the perfect punishment. Or maybe there won't be an appropriate ghetto in their community to go, so they'll just be forced to live under a bridge with their dog. That'll learn em to violate social norms.

    1. Re:Not Shaming Hard Enough by ruir · · Score: 1

      Living in communities where every is literally giving a shit to their neighbours would be a very fit punishment... Lets make like singapore and chewing gum. Dogs outlawed in the city, problem solved. You want a dog, you buy a farm.

    2. Re:Not Shaming Hard Enough by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      You cited the law but you forgot to add the smileys and, see what happens?

  15. Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by rklrkl · · Score: 2

    I have a long grass verge by the side of the road and several dog owners have taken to dumping their dog poo bags on it, which is bewildering. Why make the effort to collect the dog poo in a small black plastic bag, only to illegally litter it right afterwards? It's an on-the-spot 80 pounds = $120 fine where I live, but unless I install CCTV and review the footage (and even then identifying them might be impossible), they're never going to get caught by the local council.

    Some scoundrel even *saved* 10 of their poo bags and then dumped them at various intervals along my verge. And, no, I'm not enemies with anyone local before anyone asks...

    1. Re:Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never understand that. Why scoop the poop and then dump it. Perhaps it's drunks pulling them from the plentiful bins and throwing them?

      Seeing as you're on /., surely you are capable of hooking up a cheap wifi camera and recording to a NAS or PC of some kind. Get a couple of mugshots then cc: them to the police and local rags.

    2. Re:Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have done this. Though I would never chuck a bag into someone's yard. The reason? Picking up the shit isn't so bad. Carrying around a bag of shit until you happen upon a garbage can is a little...demeaning I guess? Especially if you're walking past other people.

    3. Re:Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by jittles · · Score: 1

      I have a long grass verge by the side of the road and several dog owners have taken to dumping their dog poo bags on it, which is bewildering. Why make the effort to collect the dog poo in a small black plastic bag, only to illegally litter it right afterwards? It's an on-the-spot 80 pounds = $120 fine where I live, but unless I install CCTV and review the footage (and even then identifying them might be impossible), they're never going to get caught by the local council.

      Some scoundrel even *saved* 10 of their poo bags and then dumped them at various intervals along my verge. And, no, I'm not enemies with anyone local before anyone asks...

      They leave it there indefinitely? I walk my dog on a route that only has trash bins at the beginning of the route. Since I walk back the same way I came, sometimes I'll pick up the poo and leave it out of the way so I don't have to carry it for another 3 miles. I put in a GPS reminder on my phone to grab it on the way back. Depending on how fast we walk, it may sit there for a solid 30 minutes before I pick it up. But like I said, I try to put it in an inconspicuous and out of the way location.

    4. Re:Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you just leave the bag there, someone else is going to have to do your "demeaning" job for you. It's not like it'll biodegrade in that baggie. Grow a spine.

    5. Re:Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Carrying around a bag of shit until you happen upon a garbage can is a little...demeaning I guess?

      Think of how the poor dog feels, it has to keep you company all the time. Talk about demeaning.

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    6. Re:Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry to hear that. I have similar issue with people walking their dog in a 1 foot by 1 foot cut out in the concrete in front of the house I live in. There is a small shrub there. I swear I am done with this city, as soon as I can move I'm gone. People are just shitheads. I would say that you are well within your rights to tape these people and present evidence against them. It is a real dick thing of them to do.

    7. Re:Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I've never come across a poop bag that wasn't advertised as biodegradable. I don't use plastic grocery bags.

    8. Re:Hope that includes dumped dog poo bags by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you live in an urban area, carrying around a bag of dog poo can can be a fairly effective way of repelling crackheads, junkies, bums, spangers, petition takers, random crazies, and other assorted riff-raff now that pretty much everyone wears headphones and those are no longer an effective repellant.

      Of course, you have to be walking a dog while carrying said bag of poo. Otherwise you become one of the random crazies yourself.

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  16. There is a pattern by rikkards · · Score: 2

    I find people who leave the poo happens more when there is no garbage cans nearby. People are lazy and don't want to be carrying it. Here there is one stretch where you don't see a garbage for over a mile along a major road. Needless to say you will see at least 3 or 4 landmines along the way.

    1. Re:There is a pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an "Open Space" near where I live. Originally a haven for Rock Hounds and Early Morning Photographers, it has been overrun by Damn Jogging Yuppies, (Hipsters?), and their Damn Jogging Dogs.
      There are Poo Bags and Refuse Cans _everywhere_, and yet the Trails are still Crappy.
      I am only assuming that the Dogs are responsible, but Kale, Quinoa, and PBR are Hell on Regularity...

    2. Re:There is a pattern by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure improving convenience helps, but there are some people who can only be influenced by exorbitant fines. My town has not only trash cans but poo bags located like every quarter mile, so there's no reason for not cleaning up other than being a selfish jerk. There are people who don't clean up.

  17. Computer glitch rocks Mutual Fund Industry .. by nickweller · · Score: 0

    This is happening and all you can talk about is dog poo ..

    A New Computer Glitch is Rocking the Mutual Fund Industry

    1. Re:Computer glitch rocks Mutual Fund Industry .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I get the Gist of what is behind this WSJ Paywall, but realize:
      We _can_ do something about Dog Poo.

      That is until we can send misbehaving MBAs to The Country Farm, where they can live out their lives in Freedom and Happiness.

    2. Re:Computer glitch rocks Mutual Fund Industry .. by Dagvl · · Score: 1

      I would think that talking about the subject of the discussion in said discussion shouldn't be very surprising, even if there are other worthy subjects out there (probably with their own discussion threads somewhere).

  18. This is a problem for only one type of person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You hipsters and your urban problems. Get over it. Dogshit is about the "greenest" thing there is out there. And that's something that even the Climate Change (TM) Marxists at Slashdot can enjoy.

  19. Fucking disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dog shit on the sidewalk? RUSH THIS TO DNA ANALYSIS STAT!

    Victim of false rape accusation serving a decade or two in hard core prison? Eeeeeh. I dunno. We don't really have the time or resources and he probably totally did it because LISTEN and BELIEVE. So... yeah, fuck that guy. Bring me the dog shit!

  20. Mailing it back is awesome, but DNA tests = $$$ by sabbede · · Score: 1
    DNA tests are also time-consuming and forensic labs probably have more important things to do. That said, a DNA registry for pets could have many more important uses than figuring out who to mail the poo to (though I love the idea. Hope they label the package deceptively so people are fooled into opening it).

    I suppose that if a municipality has the money, lab time, and desire to do it then they're welcome to do so, but given the testing backlog US cities face I have serious doubts that the results could come back in time to return the poo while still fresh.

    1. Re:Mailing it back is awesome, but DNA tests = $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but you see, the testing backlog is for unfunded crime investigation which nobody cares about, this is for dog poop which the public is clamoring to be solved!

  21. Extra? by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    "extra work for cleaning crews" How is it 'extra'? Cleaning crews are supposed to be cleaning and here is something to clean. That's just work, not 'extra work.' Now if the citizens would rather pay for more cleaning rather than do it themselves, I supposed that is their option. Just watch your step.

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    1. Re:Extra? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Normal street cleaning basically involves sweeping up litter, leaves & dust with a brush (or using a mechanical equivalent of the same). If you do that with shit, you just spread (or throw) it around and you have a shitty brush afterwards.

      Better hope that's not the type of job you get when you grow up. Because you won't be very fucking good at it.

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  22. Framing by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it'd be pretty easy to frame someone whose trash is accessible (or uses a public bin). And it's not like there's much someone could offer in the way of defense.

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  23. horse vs dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Horse dung may be more voluminous than dog waste (8 tonnes/yr/horse), but it's a lot less smelly, unless it has laid there long enough to rot.

    Horses and cows are herbivorous; dogs and cats (and humans) are carnivorous. HUGE difference in smelliness. Horses, in particular, don't chew a cud, so the vegetation makes one pass through the system, and isn't particularly well digested: it comes out not much different than it went in, especially if the horse is eating grass, alfalfa, leafy green stuff, as opposed to grain.

    But, really, pigs make the worst smelling waste.

  24. Nice start by Daetrin · · Score: 2

    Can we extend this technology to people who spit gum on the sidewalk or toss their cigarette butts on the ground?

    The only time i'm ever tempted by the idea of mass surveillance is when i think of the possibility of wreaking a little legal vengeance on all those people who fuck up public spaces for the rest of us because they're too lazy or sociopathic to bother handling their waste properly.

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  25. chronic condition on backcountry trails by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Trailside poo bags are a chronic condition on backcountry hikes. I read peole dont want to carry the stink for hours. Once in a a while a park ranger writes litter tickets for people caught leaving bags, but not often enough.

  26. Here's a cheaper way of dealing with shity owners by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

    If an owner does not have a poop bag while walking their dog, offer them to buy a bag at $5 or a $50 fine.

    A dog owner without a poop bag (Empty or full) is one that will not pick up.

    Disclosure: I have many dogs and I carry # of dogs +1 poop bags on walks. I NEVER run out of bags.

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  27. State lines by tepples · · Score: 1

    One thing Michigan has going for it is the 10 cent deposit on carbonated beverage containers

    According to an otherwise pro-deposit bottle bill FAQ, deposit laws like this require people to return empty containers in the same state in which the beverage was purchased. This discriminates against people in a state temporarily, who may buy a beverage in one state, drive across state lines, and finish consuming it in a different state.

  28. Deterrent tax by tepples · · Score: 1

    it is his problem regardless of if he even owns a dog. In which case, why limit the tax to dog owners?

    Tax the people who cause the problem for others in order to encourage them to stop causing the problem for others. It's the same reason tobacco is taxed, as cigar and cigarette smoke causes medical problems for others. It's also the same reason motor fuel is taxed, as tailpipe emissions cause medical problems for cyclists and EV drivers, and road wear causes unevenness problems for cyclists and EV drivers.

    1. Re:Deterrent tax by Coren22 · · Score: 1, Informative

      as cigar and cigarette smoke causes medical problems for others

      So, now that indoor smoking is prohibited, we should stop all the tobacco taxes, right?

      All second hand smoking studies were done on people who worked in places where people smoked, not walked past a guy smoking in a smoking hut. When you can prove any harm from the whiff of smoke you get walking by a smoker, then you can complain, until then, go f yourself.

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  29. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing you can really do if your dog poops liquid.

  30. Health insurance by tepples · · Score: 2

    Increased health insurance premiums also cause problems for others, especially if a nationwide health care law forbids insurers to deny coverage for preexisting emphysema or preexisting nicotine dependence, and especially if the law includes a subsidy for people with an income in or near poverty to buy insurance.

    1. Re:Health insurance by Coren22 · · Score: 0

      The medical care for a dying smoker is much less than for many other things as they don't last very long. The treatment for your issues however is very expensive, so maybe we should just euthanize you.

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    2. Re:Health insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the government forces nationwide health insurance, then uses that insurance as justification for extracting various amounts of money from people and then telling them how to live. So much for freedom.

  31. Owning a pet is a privilege not a right by bhopki3 · · Score: 2

    Owning a pet is a privilege not a right, one that you are free to exercise as long as you don't harm/impact your fellow citizens. And we don't like stepping in nor picking up your poop.

    1. Increase the pet license fee to help defray the cost of "waste removal" from public property. Yes this puts more burden on the respectable pet owners, but they can help themselves by self-policing the bad pet owners in their community. Stop being polite and ignoring bad behavior when you see it - chew the offenders out.

    2. Also use part of the increased fee revenue to add more animal control officers or police. Give them the authority and responsibility to catch more offenders and issue civil infractions with substantial penalties.. $200 USD first occurrence, 4-5x that for the second occurrence. Unpaid bills automatically promote the offender to strike 3..

    3. Just like baseball, you get 3 strikes. On third offense, revoke the pet license and take their pet away.. permanently. Furthermore, put a ban on issuing the individuals or their immediate family members another pet license for 5 years or more. Its not the animal's fault surely, but some folks will never change behavior without threat of severe consequences.

  32. To avoid a John Q scenario by tepples · · Score: 1

    If I wonder why calls to repeal US Medicaid entirely were not more widespread, even prior to the ACA. Perhaps the answer is that some level of government services, such as guaranteed health insurance, reduces the rate of violent crime to obtain those services by force. (Citation: the film John Q.)

  33. Law enforcement would love another gentic database by DeathByLlama · · Score: 1

    So if law enforcement is able to keep a database of animal DNA, and match that back to an owner... what's to stop them from using that database for other, perhaps more "interesting" crimes? An owner putting their pet into this database (or getting a pet already in it) would be tantamount to putting themselves in the database, considering the amount of pet material that an owner sheds.