As a North Carolina resident, I can thoroughly attest to the fact that it will take them 2 days to return because Virginia drivers drive slower than snails on 50mg of vicodin.
Its OK to make every Hollywood actress look like Tammy Faye blew up in her face at a silicone factory, but you make one little fish butt glow and THAT'S where they draw the line?
Maybe because the fire alarms would go off when they lit up. Then there's the random drug testing. Can you imagine getting fired on the IIS? Talk about screwed...
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As a North Carolina resident, I can thoroughly attest to the fact that it will take them 2 days to return because Virginia drivers drive slower than snails on 50mg of vicodin.
Actually, HAL was told to lie to the crew, he would rather kill them than lie to them, so...
Not "birds", "domestic terrorists."
Its OK to make every Hollywood actress look like Tammy Faye blew up in her face at a silicone factory, but you make one little fish butt glow and THAT'S where they draw the line?
I'm impressed that you spelled "Elm" correctly.
Maybe because the fire alarms would go off when they lit up. Then there's the random drug testing. Can you imagine getting fired on the IIS? Talk about screwed...
Fuck Kirk, I'd rather be on Picard's ship. Hell, even Archer has real food on his.
Yeah, and what a great tan on that hot little body
Yeah, my pecker screamed in terror too...
I wouldn't want to marry her, I'd just want to fuck her.
Uhh....SATELLITES?
And Bill Gates is pissed as hell.
"Mistress/Slave"?
Why isn't there an "Ignorant" or "Stupid" mod?
Can't we all just get along?
Michael Jackson and Pete Townsend must be /.ers too.
...that Jar Jar finally got a job as a particle physicist
I just want to see The Onion with the headline "Microsoft Moves Away from Microsoft: All Internal Software to be Linux-based from Now On"
What if you inform the music industry that there's an all-you-can-eat special in your colon?
I think he's calling the computer "my bitch"
Dude! 3 moves? I wouldn't admit that here again if I were you!
After he discovered Tara Patrick's Virtual Sex With Me, he doesn't give a damn about human interaction.
Yeah and 3 Card Monte REALLY confuses the fuck out of them
Fuck that! I can't even beat the goddamn computer at checkers!!!