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  1. Not worried... on Yamauchi Retiring from Nintendo's Board · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure this is just a move to free up his schedule for more Donkey Konga.

  2. Re:As Usual.... on Best Buy Says Customers Not Always Right · · Score: 1

    The problem was always Gateway the company, not Gateway the stores. For a good period, the Country stores were the best thing going for the corporation, from a perspective *and* a financial situation.

  3. As Usual.... on Best Buy Says Customers Not Always Right · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here's the steps:

    1. Big Company assumes no matter what, people will come to store.
    2. Big Company pisses off customers by getting way too aggressive with a very small minority of bad customers.
    3. Big Company loses customers.
    4. Big Company slashes prices more to bring people back, forgetting the price wasn't why people left.
    5. Big Company loses more money, wonders why.

    It's the SERVICE, stupid. It's why the Gateway store in my town always was best in its district... it was the only Gateway in such close proximity to a Best Buy. They couldn't help but look like geniuses in comparison to the untrained warrany-whores placed in the computer department at BB.

  4. It fits them for sure. on They Might Be Giants Open Their Own Music Store · · Score: 1

    TMBG have had Dial-A-Song since they started (and still do!). It doesn't surprise me at all that they'd find yet another way to get their product direct to their fans. Just give me Ana Ng and Minimum Wage, and i'm as sound as a pound. -Chris

  5. Re:Raiders remake on Slashback: Indy, Kaneko, Swindling · · Score: 1

    Part of the agreement the three made to get their life story made was to keep the remake out of major distribution for legal reasons. They have screenings pretty rarely, but they're out there. Thus why this showing in Mass is such a big deal.

  6. Re:Can't go to Worcester on Slashback: Indy, Kaneko, Swindling · · Score: 1

    A lot of the fanfilms being shown are available at Fanfilms.com for download.

  7. Re:OSI 7 layers? on George Gilder on Telecommunications Policy · · Score: 1
    The ISO seven layer model only has native environment that it works on, the Flip Chart, or it's modern day replacement, PowerPoint

    But let us not forget their ancient ancestor, the Bar Napkin.

  8. Re:Fundamental flaw with plaxo on P2P Contact Info Service From Napster Co-Founder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, but you're forgetting if that person has 500 contacts, which would you rather he did: Write One automated message and have the program do everything for him, or have him write 500 "quick notes"? It's all about taking the hard work away from him and saving him time. Not to sound like a salesman or anything, i don't have plaxo and don't know much about it, just pointing out some obvious logic.

  9. Not buying yet... on New Slashdot T-Shirts On Sale Now · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'm holding out for other Slashdot marketing producets... like the Slashdot Home Enema Kit, Slashdot Hair Removal System, and of course, the Slashdot Herbal Penile Enlargement system.

    "Slashdot the FLAME THROWER! The kids love this one."

  10. Re:Okay, now take it a step further.... on Wired Case Mod Roundup · · Score: 1
    ::jaw drops::

    It's innovations like this that get me all weepy, not unlike Homer over his properly rotating toilet-water in Australia... :-D

  11. Okay, now take it a step further.... on Wired Case Mod Roundup · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've seen case mods done inside a Millenium Falcon, Ice cooler, Vending Machine, and now an *ATARI*? I bow to the almighty mod gods with one request:

    A mod done inside a Commodore 64/128, please! Extra points for turning a VIC-20 tape deck into a firewire drive. :)

  12. Re:obituary writer dead too on Edward Teller Passes Away At 95 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Yeah, papers like the New York Times tend to stockpile Obituaries for people they know are going to kick the bucket soon. Obviously, Teller hung around a lot longer than they expected.

    IIRC, there was a website slipup where obituaries for people who weren't dead yet suddenly appeared in a code glitch. I think Ronald Reagan was one of them... pretty amusing how poignant they read.

  13. In Memory of the man... on Edward Teller Passes Away At 95 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...since he was referred to as "Dr. Strangelove" by some, i only thought it appropriate to quote a line that Teller would have found quite appropriate...

    "Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world!?"

  14. Re:Solution to rediculous software patents. on WebSense Patents Censorware System · · Score: 1
    I might be wrong, but i think a company or two might take umbrage with a move like that.

    Just a hunch. *shrug*

  15. And let us not forget on American Science: Addicted to Pentagon Cash? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Even if a lot of our technology being developed is for nasty icky warfare, doesn't 75% find its way back into the private sector for practical uses? Isn't there some kind of figure for this?

    Also, if someone can help remind me, there's a show called "Tactical to Practical"... Discovery channel, maybe? (shrug)

  16. Inflexibility on Barnes and Noble Drops Ebooks · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This is what happens when you refuse to give people the fair use they deserve when they buy their E-books... nobody bothers, and nobody makes money.

    Besides, i can just walk into the local B&N and sit and read half of any book before the store closes. :) Gotta love those comfy chairs.

  17. Re: But no.. on Australia To Fast-Track Anti-Spam Bill · · Score: 1
    It's called a slippery slope. One law gets passed, all the muckey mucks start patting each other on the backs, see the poll numbers get a raise, and the saliva starts dripping for the next way to get the current enemy of the day. I know that the List generators have nothing to do with SA's problems, i'm just pointing out that usually one thing leads to another.

    Sorry if i came off as a rabid SA leg-humper (as some can).

  18. Re:For your information on Australia To Fast-Track Anti-Spam Bill · · Score: 1
    Dude! How come this kind of legislation isn't going on in the US Yet?

    Oh yeah... i forgot... there's more money to be made by keeping the problem there than trying to take it down. Hurray for the American way! :P

  19. But... on Australia To Fast-Track Anti-Spam Bill · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This could lead to the same kind of subnet-blocking that Something Awful was the victim of... all of their email being blocked by anyone using really nasty spam filters that had worse manners than the spammers in the first place.

  20. Public Service Announcement on EFF Warns Against RIAA Amnesty Program · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you or anyone you know was contemplating handing over information to the RIAA,

    ...please try not to pass on your genetic map to offspring, and do us all a favor. Thank you for your cooperation.

  21. Re:Dupe, but makes you think... on Everyone Needs a Personal Server · · Score: 1
    ::looks around suddenly paranoid::

    What?! How do you know that?! WHO SENT YOU!??!

    :-D

  22. Dupe, but makes you think... on Everyone Needs a Personal Server · · Score: 1
    Okay, so it's not 100% true... but think about it. Let's get one step closer to truely owning our data... soon, the chip they implant in your head could be a mass storage device with the ability to communicate with any station you access.

    Someone asks where the cover sheets for your TPS reports are, you'll truely be able to point at your brain and say, "It's all right here." :)

  23. Re:Easier to have single-use ships? on Separate Cargo and Personnel Missions for NASA? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...thank goodness we're not in the Federation yet, or we might have to worry about that.

    Seriously, our ability to send any kind of material close to effecting another civilization of any kind is nil. We can't even get next door without hyperventilating, let alone outside the solar system to throw garbage on Spock's lawn.

    Let's just have this conversation again in 100 years, k?

  24. Re:I wanna fly away ... yeah yeah yeah! on Separate Cargo and Personnel Missions for NASA? · · Score: 1
    Something tells me that Airtran or will not be involved in the bidding for that shipping job, so I wouldn't be too worried.

  25. Maybe, but.... on Separate Cargo and Personnel Missions for NASA? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ironically, the astronaut's luggage would accidentaly be rerouted to Topeka.