You'll never regret it. Just as bored entitled WASPs leave vanilla sex behind and find liberation in the straits of BDSM, you too can abandon your karma and achieve cultural enlightenment on two posts per day (or less). I've never felt more alive!
Strike your karma down, and you will become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.
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Americans asking stupid questions live overseas!!!
YOU had to go to great length to track down purchaseable ITEMS!!!
Consoles counsel callers (including YOU)!!!
YOU knew better than to react to the state-sponsored monopoly's heavy-handed tactics!!!
In further news Outside Soviet Russia...
this day many years ago marked the beginning of the first decade of ME!!!
Let's have a troll birthday party! Downmods for all! And let's leave a candle off the cake for all the bitchslapped troll homeys.
blizzard led to the creation of YOU!!!
(voted "In Soviet Russia joke most likely to be true" in high school!)
autocracy industry was slow to entertain new ideas, but quick to implement them!
ALL art featured giant, happy proleterian robots!
Also In Soviet Russia...
Monday Feb 24th is the birthday of ME!!!
communitarian real-life drama resulted in YOU being walled up behind nitre-caked brick in the wine cellar!!!
only language required for "access control" was RUSSIAN!
In Soviet Russia trolls were very damaging to YOUR reputation!!!
biased misinterpretations of politically charged tracts caused YOU to be "filtered out"!!!
copycat artists produce an extensive animated history of YOU!!!
The screen in your living room points and clicks on YOU!!!
Very slightly warm grits!
From a galaxy far, far away!!!
everything else studied YOU in excruciating detail!!!
that IS where the commies were!
And on top of it! It was a sea of red! Just like with money!
during first five-year plan, 2D games were used to play with fire!!!
YOU can expect this kind of thing to happen alllll the time.
YOU release gnomes.
From humane traps.
So stop waiting for someone else to do it.
A gnome created Solaris!
It's true!
You'll never regret it. Just as bored entitled WASPs leave vanilla sex behind and find liberation in the straits of BDSM, you too can abandon your karma and achieve cultural enlightenment on two posts per day (or less). I've never felt more alive!
Strike your karma down, and you will become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.
YOU would be wireless. But KGB still knew where you lived.
Now that we've publicized that DevIS is a bunch of communists
This is begging for an In Soviet Russia response, but I just can't think of one.
YOU get ripped, mixed, and burned!!!
(Is progress- In Czarist Russia, YOU get poisoned, shot, and drowned!!!)
better you than me, pal.