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Is the BSA "Grace Period" a Scam?

An anonymous reader asks: "I work at a small non-profit that has 18 employees plus a 13 seat computer lab. We received a form letter from the Business Software Alliance (BSA) telling us to do a self audit and if we find any unlicensed software to report it during our 'Grace Period' because 'if you organization's software is not licensed, it could become to focus of a BSA investigation'. Now this is obviously a method to scare up some business for the BSA members. If we ignore this, how likely is it that we will be 'investigated'. I know that I cannot produce the original CD's and/or documentation for some of the software that we HAVE paid for."

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  1. Is the BSA "Grace Period" a Scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the BSA "Grace Period" a Scam?!!! more like celda

    1. RE: Is the BSA "Grace Period" a Scam? by WerewolfOfVulcan · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are other forms of proof of purchase. Check with your accounting department. They should still have invoices for anything you purchased in the last 5-7 years.

    2. Re:Is the BSA "Grace Period" a Scam? by dalslad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes and no. A few years back, the IRS used to audit people and make it a horrible experience. The few neighbors you had that got an audit made it so sooooo bad, people stopped cheating. Then 60 Minutes did a feature on this lady dying of a heart attack in an IRS office (all she had was a W-2and a 1040A) and then people going into mental hospitals. Some people went to prison. Prison?

      BSA does audit, and they get you all upset because a few businesses got hammered in the local paper. Then they buy these big clean mailing lists of businesses and send out the letter. And people pay them.

      If you have any "former" friends, they can trigger an audit and then it's skid row. AND they are ruthless. Unyielding and mean. The legal fees can put a business out of business.

      Some guys have started a reform movement both in Europe and here. They say if this isn't tyranny, then what is?

      Have you bought or sold software on eBay? Think about it.

      Zap your hard drives and use free software. Their audit software picks up data even if you uninstalled it and reformatted your drive.

      No, it's not a scam and for those of us who've lived through it, you either pay the price or spend two years in a BSA hell. I fought it (legal background).

      The way to beat this is: do not download their stinking audit software. Do not respond to their letters. That will make any drop-by visits an invasion of privacy.

      Next, wipe your every hard drive and use a Microwave to melt their CD roms. (Dangerous unless you've made coasters before.) Get a big fence cutter and break any floppies you have.

      Get rid of everything.

      I was arrogant. I gave away my rights agreeing to their amnesty.

      I let them do an audit on us because we didn't have any M$ stuff. Woooops. A secretary had Windows 98 running. We paid for and produced receipts for all the software, but got hung up on an upgrade. We got something bundled with a piece of hardware, long since broke and gone. That software bundle costs thousands.

      Now, we knew the piece of hardware, we knew the box, the packing slip, had the receipt and the packing materials. But, noooooooooo, we were criminals.

      Use the grace period (hehe) and get rid of your stuff.But don't agree to or sign anything. And don't imagine your lawyer knows as much as the Boy Scouts of America (BSA - right?)

      Will they audit you? Will the IRS?

      Probably not. But do't think beause they have bigger fish to fry that they won't show up.

      You might get 5 out of 6 on your lottery ticket. Or 6 out of 7. If you get 7 out of 7 look out.

      Oh and if you do get a good lottery ticket, tell all your friends and they will buy thousands of lotto's. Heck, just get on stage on TV and thank everyone for contributing to you and lotto sales go through the roof.

      That's the BSA's theory.

      They're making big money!You think that $43 Billion Macrosoft has in the bank came from innovation? Innovation in the field of legal tyrany.

      BTW, you won't find any on my Post. I go around and Zap the drives of anyone in my company that uses the stuff.

      It's time for your Senator and Congressman to come to the aide of our Country and reform the damn copyright and patent laws.

      Jeeze.

      - Dal

    3. Re:Is the BSA "Grace Period" a Scam? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      First off, neither the BSA (US) nor CAAST (Canada) have any legal power to search and sieze. When they show up, you can tell them to fuck off, no problem.

      Second, if you want them to give you a shitload of freebies, tell them that you're half-way through switching over to linux. Watch how fast a rep comes over and offers you the "latest and greatest".

      Third, their "auditing software" only works under Windows. And, of course, if you're stupid enough to allow them access to your machines in the first place, you deserve what you get.

      Fourth, insist that, before they connect your computer to your network, tell them that you have to do a virus scan on their machines first. Stick in a linux boot disk, boot off it, the:

        1. mount their hard drive (the whole thing, not just a partition) dd if=(whatever garbage you want to write, preferably a BIG file) of= /dev/mnt/(their partition)
        Smile while they try unsuccessfully to reboot :-)

        Last, but not least, any computers that are owned by employees should be clearly marked as "property of Joe Blow". When the BSA shows up, tell them you don't own any computers, they're all the property of the individual employees, and kindly fuck off, thank you very much.

        Remember, you are not required to be polite to anyone attempting to extort money from you. Hell, you're not even required to be polite to the police when they execute a search.

    4. Re:Is the BSA "Grace Period" a Scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Between all of us here on slashdot, we should have enough licenses to cover any one company under an audit. Why don't we pool our licenses and everytime the BSA audits someone, we give that person all the licenses they need to be compliant for the audit. When their done and pass with flying colors, we can move the licenses to the next company the BSA audits. When the BSA figures out that they are losing more money then they are making with the license scam then they will stop scaring everyone.

  2. America.. by xo0bob0ox · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is America! Your innocent until proven guilty! Hey Wait......

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    Support Objectivism and the United States,

    Ayn Rand

    1. Re:America.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this legal? They aren't a government body are they? So how can they Audit you? They don't have search warrants, and I figure *THEY* have to prove you did *NOT* pay for the software. ??

    2. Re:America.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are guilty until innocent innocent on criminal matters... till proven guilty on civil matters...look it up (burden of proof)

    3. Re:America.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This form letter is a shakedown. They want you to be scared into admitting you are pirating software and let you off if you simply get up to date.

      The legit portion of the BSA lives off disgruntled employees who call them up saying, "My company bought one copy of your product and installed it on 200 machines!" to screw their employer.

    4. Re:America.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you have no idea what you are talking about

    5. Re:America.. by jaavaaguru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is Microsoft software. You don't own it. You're licensed to use it. If you don't have the documentation, or more specifically the license certificate (quite often on the cover of the manual), then you loose your right to use it.

      If you don't approve of licensing like that, choose another product or manufacturer.

    6. Re:America.. by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

      In criminal matters, you are legally innocent until proven guilty "beyond a reasonable doubt". You will be detained in the interim, otherwise you could flee justice. In civil matters, you can be proven legally and financially liable (which is different from criminal guilt) by "preponderance of the evidence"

    7. Re:America.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Microsoft software. You don't own it.

      Funny, I went into a store nd gave them money for it. Are you saying I don't own that fax machine I also gave them money for? Or that toner cartridge?

    8. Re:America.. by xo0bob0ox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it sucks. I really didn't care about buying software, as long as I owned it, didn't rent it.

      --
      Support Objectivism and the United States,

      Ayn Rand

    9. Re:America.. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      No. You're wrong. Not only that you seem to be under the impression that the BSA is going after retail users, which they aren't. Most companies aren't going to have the "documentation" or a "license certificate" for each copy of a piece of software. They are likely, assuming they are actually behaving legally, to have a contract for a specific number of seats or installations of a specific piece of software. This allows them to buy one physical copy of the software (or in many cases to download it without ever buying an actual physical copy) and make as many duplicates as their contract allows.

      A consumer who buys a CD in a box at the local retailer, on the other hand, has signed no such contract. As such, that consumer (in spite of how many stickers he tears or GUI "buttons" he is alleged to have clicked) retains first sale rights over that media-- just like for any other media he or she might buy. There are no definitive precedents yet for "clickwrap" or "shrinkwrap" "licenses" actually constituting valid contracts. If you know of some, please provide links.

      All that said, I strongly urge anyone concerned about this sort of "licensing" headache to simply move away from using software sold by companies who rely on these sorts of tactics, and especially those that are partnering with the BSA.

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      I do not have a signature
    10. Re:America.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, you mean Microsoft contends that those are your rights, or lack thereof. The law on the matter is far from clear, as this discussion points out.

      As a matter of basic law, let me point out that, absent a warrant, the BSA entering my premises is trespass, which in many jurisdictions is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice.

      As with all things, your mileage may vary, talk to a lawyer, but if you're with the BSA, don't try to force your way into my house without a warrant, and a sworn officer present to validate who you are, and the warrant itself.

  3. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it could become to focus of a BSA investigation"

    it could become to what?

    1. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a typo, dude. Get a life.

  4. Lemmie get this straight... by ajuda · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you stole from them, and you admit it in the near future, they promise not to sue you. Yep, sounds like a scam to me.

    Step 1: Promise not to sue people
    Step 2: ????
    Step 3: Profit!!!

    1. Re:Lemmie get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 2: Sue them anyway!

    2. Re:Lemmie get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSA = Bull Sh!t of America

      Nuff said...

    3. Re:Lemmie get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: Promise not to sue people
      Step 2: Sue people
      Step 3: Profit!!!

    4. Re:Lemmie get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost, but there isn't any step two.

    5. Re:Lemmie get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably meant to write "bull shit", not "bull sh!t"

    6. Re:Lemmie get this straight... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Geoff Goldblum! I knew it was you!

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
  5. Working in Canada but not Rest of World by use_compress · · Score: 4, Informative

    from http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/9921.html:
    CAAST -- a nonprofit industry alliance group that counts among its members Adobe Systems, Apple Canada, Microsoft Canada, and Symantec -- said that one in every three business software applications in the country was pirated in 2000.

    On a positive note, the report showed a four-year decline in the software piracy rate, dipping to 38 percent last year from 41 percent in 1999 and 40 percent in 1998.

    "Although the piracy rate has decreased, software piracy continues to signify lost jobs, wages and tax revenues in Canada," said CAAST president Allan Steel. "Organizations need to realize the importance of implementing policies and procedures in order to achieve and maintain compliance."

    The rest of the world, on the other hand, is not quite as obedient :
    The BSA and CAAST studies, which were conducted by the independent International Planning & Research Corporation (IPR), also found that for the first time in six years, the world piracy rate increased, edging up to 37 percent in 2000.

    1. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by wytcld · · Score: 1
      the world piracy rate increased, edging up to 37 percent in 2000

      What a way to lose your competitive national advantage - by being the country that pays for software other folks are using for free. Unless we transition to a world where either (1) everyone everywhere pays for software or (2) everyone everywhere has good free software to use, the laws of economics are just going to reward the nations with the most crooks.

      So the choices really come down to (1) an international police state to enforce the interests of corporate software merchants or (2) taking free software really seriously. As Adam Smith warned, "the government of an exclusive company of merchants is, perhaps, the worst of all governments for any country whatsoever."

      --
      "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
    2. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by Ravnia · · Score: 1

      Odd thought...could the studies calculate the impact to the rest of the economy of legalising their copies including auditing and software costs? Would the impact on the economy of compliance (extra costs, lower productivity, lost jobs) be worse than the impact of not complying as identified above?

    3. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I find it odd that they use the following statement "among its members Adobe Systems, Apple Canada, Microsoft Canada, and Symantec..." while still claiming to be a non-profit organization.

      When I want to become a "member" of an organisation, I have to pay money. I also expect to get a return on investment. That's not to say that non-profit organizations require money ( e.g. Unicef legitimately needs money for administrative fees ). In this case there seems to be a conflict of interest:

      1) Software company gives money for "membership" to CAAST or BSA. They can prodly annonce they are a member.
      2) The member, in return, gets to reduce software piracy.
      But here's the catch:
      3) There has to be reciprocity in the exchange. The Non-profit organisation is probably making its "volunteers" serious cash, since I presume, they must get a cut for each software sale made. I don't see how it can all go to administrative fees.

      Who would volunteer to help reduce software piracy while devoting a serious amount of personal time w/o compensation - if they're as busy as they claim ( sending letters, having techs scan the network, check licenses, report to vendor....). Show of hands? I don't see any.

    4. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by jkabbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Although the piracy rate has decreased, software piracy continues to signify lost jobs, wages and tax revenues in Canada," said CAAST president Allan Steel. "Organizations need to realize the importance of implementing policies and procedures in order to achieve and maintain compliance."

      Lost jobs? Don't the companies that pirate software employ people too? Wouldn't they employ LESS people if they had to pay for all their software? So isn't it really a case of different jobs and not lost jobs?

    5. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Non-profit does not mean people do not get paid to work. It means the organization as a whole is not a for-profit organization: It does not exist in order to make a profit for it's owners.

      THe goal of the organisation is to reduce software piracy. The fact that the people who work for them get paid has no bearing.

    6. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What a way to lose your competitive national advantage - by being the country that pays for software other folks are using for free. Unless we transition to a world where either (1) everyone everywhere pays for software or (2) everyone everywhere has good free software to use, the laws of economics are just going to reward the nations with the most crooks.

      Or, it can just continue as it has been. The wealthy have always paid for research & development -- once we spend a billion dollars figuring out how to do something, keeping that knowledge from everyone else out of spite is pretty pointless.

      --
      Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
    7. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't they employ LESS people if they had to pay for all their software? So isn't it really a case of different jobs and not lost jobs?

      I think they're implying that the software publishers lose jobs. Of course, what really happens is that this would only happen if the amount of piracy were to push a piece of software into being a money loser, thus preventing it from being made. I expect that this doesn't happen in any verifiable way simply because of the time lag involved in building software.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    8. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by 3030 · · Score: 1

      The fact that all the donors have a stake in keeping their profits high--should fucking matter.

    9. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by Brett+Viren · · Score: 1
      The wealthy have always paid for research & development

      WTF?! Have you looked at tax returns recently? Are you wealthy?

    10. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      WTF?! Have you looked at tax returns recently? Are you wealthy?

      On a global scale (which is the original poster's comment) if you have access to a computer and enough liesure time to be reading slashdot, then yes we are both pretty wealthy. We (in the wealthy world, not you and me in particular) will do most of the research while the rest of the world is busy trying to make sure they have food to eat and a bed to sleep in.

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      Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
    11. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF?! Have you looked at tax returns recently? Are you wealthy?

      No, he pirates his software like the rest of us. He's letting the wealthy pay for it ;)

    12. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lost jobs? Don't the companies that pirate software employ people too? Wouldn't they employ LESS people if they had to pay for all their software? So isn't it really a case of different jobs and not lost jobs?

      Even more evidently true of tax revenues. If a company doesn't buy software licenses then its profitsd are higher and it pays more taxes or it spends the money on other things, where it's taxed (e.g. suppliers' profits, emplyees' salaries etc).

    13. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Whenever someone talks about "lost jobs" anywhere, it's almost ALWAYS a case of different jobs instead of lost jobs, but they say "lost" to upset people.

    14. Re:Working in Canada but not Rest of World by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      "Non-profit does not mean people do not get paid to work. It means the organization as a whole is not a for-profit organization: It does not exist in order to make a profit for it's owners.
      THe goal of the organisation is to reduce software piracy. The fact that the people who work for them get paid has no bearing."

      No, the purpose of the BSA is to make more money for the FOR PROFIT businesses that founded and fund it.

      Which seems to me to be skirting the spirit, if not the letter of the law concerning nonprofit orgs.

      --
      Corporatism != Free Market
  6. How I *THINK* it works is... by Champaign · · Score: 2, Insightful
    My understanding when I read about their organization some time ago is that this inital letter is basically a flag in the ground. They'll come for the audit, and basically say "prove that this was purchased before we sent you the first letter". Its to prevent someone from going out and buying all the software they use once they know they're going to be audited ("here's the single receipt for all 23 seats we bought yesterday").

    If this is the case I don't think there's a whole lot you can do... Get ready to negotiate! :-)

    1. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by rindeee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that's when I tell them "prove I didn't". The burden of proof is on them. The only organization in the US that this DOES NOT apply to is the IRS. The BSA only has as much power as you give them. Has anyone else seen the page on their web site where you can rat your employer/friend/etc. It has a picture of some idiot with an evil *I stuck it to da man* smirk on his face and the whole bit. Gimme a break.

    2. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Um, sir. I did not receive any letter you claim to have sent me. But I do know that you have no reasonable basis on which to ask this court to allow you to invade my privacy. Go away or I shall be forced to counter your suit with my own. Bye-bye now.

      Negotiate? Fuck you. (Ahem, not you, John, but those BSA pieces of shit.)

    3. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Its to prevent someone from going out and buying all the software they use once they know they're going to be audited

      More likely: They'll add you to their list of suckers who can be pressured into paying a second time for something you already bought. They'll wait a year or two. Then they'll send you another letter, to see if you'll fall for it a third time.

      It's a very cheap scam for them to run. It's sorta like the conventional mass mailings, which are often profitable if they get a 1% or 2% response. But this one is even more profitable, because they don't have to deliver anything. You just pay them, and they don't harrass you for a while.

      It's traditionally known as a "protection racket".

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    4. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by pla · · Score: 1

      here's the single receipt for all 23 seats we bought yesterday

      So when they come in and find 23 Linux boxen, do they automatically assume you just finished deleting all your pirated copies of Windows and fine you anyway?

      Although I suspect you have the right idea, if it held up in court it would have some VERY scary implications.

    5. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by Palarran · · Score: 1

      From my understanding of the BSA:

      Yes, they do.

    6. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I saw that page too. Damn, I was tempted to hit that button and put in a fake company. Or even a legit one. Or it'd be funny to put in some company that doesn't even own any computers.

      But then I thought, "No, what if everyone did that? What would happen to the BSA?"

      So I didn't.

      Honest.

      --
      I am NOT a man!
      I am a free number!
    7. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >"Prove I didn't". The burden of proof is on
      >them.

      You haven't been party to a civil suit.

      You cannot simply go into court with your hands in your pockets as the defense, while the plaintiff has a well-reasoned argument and a stack of evidence against you.

      However, you CAN demand that every hearing be heard by a jury. Resolutely insisting on having a jury trial for everything has saved my ass a few times.

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      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    8. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do.

      So how do they collect? It's not like they have any governmental powers.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    9. Re:How I *THINK* it works is... by balloonhead · · Score: 1
      That'd be pretty hard to prove - who's to say you didn't replace 23 valid licences of Windows 3.1 with 23 new ones for XP because you were uprgading? They don't know what was on the machines before. They certainly don't have the authority to check anything other than what software is on what machine, and does it have a licence. Come to think of it, they odn't have that right either...

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      This idea was invented by Shampoo.
  7. Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do you not have the original licensing documentation for your lab? This is the most important thing for a computer lab administrator to take care of. If something goes wrong with one computer, do you have documentation that shows that you are legally permitted to transfer the software from one computer to another? If not, then you're asking for trouble.

    Let this be a lesson to you. Get a box that holds all your licenses. It's really that easy.

    --
    I have been pwned because my /. password was too easy to guess.
    1. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by JonnyO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To not retain the manuals and receipts of your software may hurt you when you want support, but since when was that legal grounds for prosecution? Do you have the receipts for every single thing you own? Suppose you buy a suit from a department store, and, two years down the road, a store employee sees you at a formal gathering and tries to demand proof of ownership of the suit. According to your logic, if you don't cough up the receipt for the suit (and if suits were bought like software, the invoice from your tailor for making alterations) you're as good as guilty.

      My company received one of these letters last year from Microsoft. We ignored it and they ignored us. I imagine this works like OSHA, in that someone can make a complaint against you but if they won't sign off on the complaint and back it up with proof, the government won't waste their time.

    2. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You own the suit. You do not own the software.

    3. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny
      Let this be a lesson to you. Get a box that holds all your licenses. It's really that easy.

      I use a Commodore VIC-20 for this purpose. It has just enough memory to hold that file named "COPYING".

    4. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, thats real easy if you have a guy who takes care of the lab. But in small orginizations things arn't as organized.

      Things happen like using the same serial on all the machines (even though you own the licenses). Different sets of licenses get put in different spots (depending on who is it for or who ordered it), especially if it spans many years.

    5. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by lendude · · Score: 3, Informative

      Whilst the essence of your statement is true - the retention of all relevant documentation is professional practice - the author may have been faced with the situation where he inherited a setup where poor record keeping was the norm. I faced a similar situation at a small company a while back, were the BSA sent said letter soon after my employment. I raised the issue with the boss, along with informing him of the rather paltry record keeping history prior to my starting (Things like a few OEM pcs with preinstalled Windows98 SE, small software packages etc, but no media or license retention). Although we did have the invoices detailing what was purchased, it was deemed insufficient by the BSA as proof of license compliance requirements, so to avoid drama and expidite the process,the various software was purchased again. I often wondered if I could have gone to MS about the W98 SE issue and seen what may have been possible - i.e. whether the particular details (we had the invoices and obviously the reg numbers from the pc itself) were enough in themselves to confirm we 'had' a license?

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      "Get off the cross - we need the wood" - Tori Amos
    6. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Although we did have the invoices detailing what was purchased, it was deemed insufficient by the BSA as proof of license compliance requirements, so to avoid drama and expidite the process,the various software was purchased again.

      Hah! They found a live one with you.

      YHBS. (You Have Been Scammed.)

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    7. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is NOT the most important job of any administrator to do! The job of a lab administrator is to maintain servers and keep the lab running.
      No company should be allowed to come into my lab
      under any circumstances notwithstanding a warrant to check my licenses. Then it should be a matter of "prove I didn't buy it". Of course in this country we have to do everything ba@@ackwards and demand I prove I bought something. Whatever happened to possesion is 9/10 of the law.
      The day the BSA comes to my lab to see my licenses is the day I shove a copy of Linux or Solaris somewhere inapproriate.
      Now off of the soapbox somewhat it is good proffesional practice to keep good documentation.

    8. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by lendude · · Score: 1

      hehe - I agree with you. But it wasn't my company, it was the bosses - he felt it was his neck and I wasn't about to argue with an employer after 3 weeks in the job :)

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      "Get off the cross - we need the wood" - Tori Amos
    9. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is the most important thing for a computer lab administrator to take care of.

      It's a sad, sad day when the most important thing a computer lab administrator can take care of is CYA maneuvers for legally purchased software.

      Just because it is so hard to prove software piracy doesn't mean the burden of proof falls on the defendent. Software makers by now have shunned the thing that could actually make this trivial: online registration of single codes. If you have codes that are in use outside of your IP block, or you are registering more machines than you have licences for inside of a reasonable upgrade cycle, you're busted. If you can't press the little "audit" button upon request to re-send the legitimate codes, you're busted. This technique has worked for many years in shareware, and is only avoidable if you stealth the thing and don't send information back upon first registration. But if you are audited, your stealth-mode fails, and you are forced to comply. Or at least, you *should* comply, and I don't know of any court who would consider a 10 minute walk around the lab pushing a little Help->Send Audit button an unreasonable request. It could even be exported to disk, for those machines not on the wider network, because what you are checking for is simply the existance of legitimate, non-duplicate registration codes.

      Until such a time that the business software companies get their act in line with the higher practices of, of all people, shareware and videogame companies, they do not deserve to command the balance of proof.

      It's very legitimate to lose your registration papers. Labs with high turnover rates or multiple location transfers lose lots of things... And it only takes one person forgetting to tell their successor that the Mathlab box from 1987 (which has since been upgraded to Mathlab 89, 92, 96, 99, and 2003) is the official box with all of the important recipts, and you've lost your registrations. Put it in a file folder? With the thousands of pages of documentation a Lab generates? That will be lost even quicker, relegated to a storage room somewhere and forgotten for eternity.

      No, it's better if the software keeps track of its own legality, in a way that can't be faked. This would increase slightly the overhead on software companies, but THEY are the ones with the burden of proof. If it increases the cost of the software by 5 dollars, that's a lot cheaper than the thousands for a full software audit.

    10. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      Suits generally do not come with legal documents attached to them.

      It's really your responsability to keep track of the documentation to legally binding contracts that you agree to, the "Who knew?" defense doesn't really work in court.

      The main thing to remember is that you do not actually own your software, according to the EULAs, you are merely licensed to use it. Mere possession of it gives them the right to force you to prove you are adhering to the license agreement.

    11. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by putaro · · Score: 1

      Baloney. This is NOT the most important thing for a computer lab administrator to take care of. Keeping the systems running and not losing data are the most important tasks. I can't find all the warranty cards for my appliances (washer, dryer, etc.). Does this mean that the AMA (Appliance Manufacturers Association) gets to come and take them from me? When we bought Oracle we got jack - no CD's, no proof of purchase forms, nada. I asked our sales rep and she said "But our database shows that your purchased it, what more do you want?"

    12. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Splab · · Score: 1

      so you say that what you paid for in the store is what again? if you dont own it what the hell are you paying for then? Those EULA bullshit wont hold up in court - at least not here in DK. You cannot read the EULA before buying the software (notice its called buying?) and the stores does not _have_ to take the thing back after you paid, and since you have to open the plastic wrapping and use the cd before reading the eula they most likely wont have it back. So, cut the crap, eula is just for show...

    13. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by skt · · Score: 1

      Software is different than hardware or a suit or a toaster. It's really just the license that you own, you can not do whatever you want with the software. If you buy a copy of Windows in the store, you would get a license and media that the software is contained on. The license grants you the right to install it on one or two computers, probably.. but no more and only if you are the primary user. You can't put that copy on every machine in your organization, you only have one license. Likewise, I can't make changes to linux and market it as a closed-source product called linux-X without providing the sourcecode.

      I think that because of the unusual nature of software, a lot of people just do not understand what kind of documentation is required to prove ownership of software. The most logical solution is to just keep some kind of license key or paper license that came with the software. But.. not all software has paper documentation, you could buy software over the Internet and only receive an email receipt. Also, some OEMs place the Windows license key on the chassis of the computer.. bad idea. These are known for being lifted from public areas like computer labs and libraries. Documentation like that should be kept in filing cabinets, how else could you prove ownership easily?

    14. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by billbaggins · · Score: 1
      No, it's better if the software keeps track of its own legality, in a way that can't be faked. This would increase slightly the overhead on software companies, but THEY are the ones with the burden of proof. If it increases the cost of the software by 5 dollars, that's a lot cheaper than the thousands for a full software audit.
      Congratulations, I think you've just invented Palladium! Or the Pentium serial number. Or something that's sure to be equally well-received by the privacy-conscious public...
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      "The best argument against democracy is a five minute chat with the average voter."
      --Winston Churchill
    15. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can assure you that a contract which you cannot view, or in fact check out and agree to before you purchase, open or use the product is unenforceable. Also in my country (Australia) these type of restrictive one-sided "we don't guarantee anything" licences or contracts "but you will pay heaps" are invalid anyway. The BSA and others have to treated exactly the saome way you would treatweeds, exterminate them until there is no trace.

    16. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but this is incorrect information.

      The act of purchasing the product (whether its a license to use the software in the box or anything) Is proof enough you did not obtain the product illegally.

      After you obtain any copyrighted work legally, you have the legal right to do all of the following with said product, no matter what the EULA says:

      1) make backup copies n number of times of the copyrighted work (where n is a number defined by the license purchaser to describe the number of copies you need for your personal and backup use)
      2) re-sell the license and copyrighted work at a any price determined by you, but only if you destroy all copies you previously made.
      3) use backup copies of the copyrighted work you purchased even if someone misplaces or steals the origional copy.
      4) use the copyrighted work in any way defined by the "fair use doctrine" as defined by the U.S. Supreme Court

      Everyone here needs to realize. NO BSA parts of ANY EULA have EVER been successfully litigated in federal or state court in the United States. Software licenses fall under the EXACT SAME LAW as music, books, movies, poems, etc. You have EVERY RIGHT to fair use as defined by the Supreme Court. These rights are given to you by nature of being a U.S. Citizen.

      Secondly, EULA's are not legally abiding if they TAKE "fair use rights" away. the U.S. Supreme Court has defined EXACTLY what you can legally do with ANY copyrighted work legally obtained. An EULA can only give you EXTRA rights, not defined in the U.S. Copyright Clause. EULA's are contracts. In order for you to sign your rights away, you must be gaining something in RETURN. BUT, you ALREADY PAID for your copy of the copyrighted work, so the usage of the program is covered under that cost. If the contract that is the EULA takes rights away, it must also grant you extra rights. If it does not, the contract is null and void. Contracts are not a replacement for copyright law, no matter how much the BSA, or Microsoft will say it is. Once you paid money for the product, you can LEGALLY use the program under normal copyright law, with no extra rights.

      Secondary to the above, even IF the contract is legit (ie, both parties agree to exchange something) you still do not have to agree to it. "Shrinkwrap" licenses are not signed, and are not agreed to. The only EULA I am aware of that is enforceable (but realize, it is still only enforceable under normal contract law, read above) is ones that force you to click "I agree" during install. However, If you can figure out how to install the software without pressing "I Agree" then you can legally use the software under currently existing copyright law with no reguard to the EULA.

      As a third item, _NO_ EULA can EVER take the following rights away:
      1) clean room reverse engineering
      2) decompilation for reasons of clean room reverse engineering.
      3) modifications to the software (but you can't re-distribute it w/ mods)

      If any lawyer claims these rights as revokeable by them or your company, they are commiting federal fraud, and can be held liable for your damages plus, and have their license taken away or suspended.

      It's your rights being taken away. You choose if you lose them. If you act weak, you lose. Period.

      --
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    17. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...the same thing applies to any DVD or Music CD you buy. You don't own the music, you are just purchasing a "single user license"

    18. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by petecarlson · · Score: 1

      You don't own the music on the cd either. Got recipts for all your cds?

    19. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's the most important part of this post?

      IANAL,<snip>

    20. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Daemonik · · Score: 1
      There is a difference in obtaining a product legally and utilizing it legally. It doesn't matter if I bought my copy of Office at Best Buy or from Lou's Just Fell Off The Truck Bargains, if it's installed in a way that violates the license then it's still not legal.
      It's your rights being taken away. You choose if you lose them. If you act weak, you lose. Period.
      Reality check here. Right or wrong doesn't matter. Microsoft has more than enough money to sue most companies to bankruptcy 10 times over. Even if you did win, they could tie you up in appeals and litigation for so long your grand-children will be arguing the case.

      The only realistic way to get out of meeting the licensing requirements that Microsoft and the BSA as their agents require is to use products with more open licensing like the GPL and BSD licenses.

    21. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I started to make a reply up above saying just that -- that keeping track of who is legally licensed to use what should be the responsibility of the software publisher, and that if a program is registered, it should be regarded as "legal" whether the user can find their license and purchase documentation or not.

      But there are two problems with that:

      1) How are they going to ensure that all programs are registered, without some form of ET-ware? Do you really trust any such ET-ware to report only what it's supposed to??

      2) Who's going to audit things on *their* end, to make sure their records aren't, ah, selective? (The BSA, maybe??) Because otherwise it's like having the fox guard the henhouse.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    22. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Not quite. The software doesn't care what platform it's on, and doesn't have to be prevented from self-modification. The privacy conscious public doesn't seem to mind typing a registration number into a program, and it doesn't seem to mind that the registration number gets sent to the publisher. Shareware publishers keep track of which registration numbers are only used once / twice and which ones are used hundreds of times. Quake, Warcraft... Nearly all professional games do the same thing. I'm not advocating a hardware solution, or even a particularly hard solution.

      The serial can't be faked because if it is, it is either a duplicate or meaningless. You have no intrusions into the person's computer, the protection is in the intelligent design of the system. Nothing intrusive. No privacy issues. User retains full control of their system. No user hardware changes. The only protected hardware is the servers that companies keep to keep track of how many times a product has been registered... something Ambrosia has been doing with their games since 1988, but nobody screams "privacy" at them.

      I really don't see the problem. Or have I been trolled?

    23. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If something goes wrong with one computer, do you have documentation that shows that you are legally permitted to transfer the software from one computer to another? If not, then you're asking for trouble.

      Yeah! Why don't you keep receipts of your computer hardware purchases too. After all, if you don't keep those handy, how can you prove that you actually own those computers and didn't steal them. I hope you don't get into a lot of trouble because of that. It's a good idea to keep all the boxes around too, they can serve as proof of ownership.

      Give me a break, you sound just like the mob^W BSA!

    24. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by jjoyce · · Score: 1
      It's really just the license that you own

      That's what I keep hearing these days about software, music and movies, but who is providing replacement media for only the cost of the materials when someone loses and/or breaks his? No one.

    25. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by cgenman · · Score: 1
      1) How are they going to ensure that all programs are registered, without some form of ET-ware? Do you really trust any such ET-ware to report only what it's supposed to??

      Yeah, I'm a little giving when it comes to what people say their ETware is tracking. I generally trust their privacy policies. I can understand the fear, but we're already swamped with software that phones home. XP, Mozilla, ZoneAlarm, AdAware... Software update checking is not terribly different from registration checking.

      But I don't think it will come down to programs phoning in or not working. You could have tech support, or the updates, or any or all of the generally expected services contigent upon registration. You have to register the programs *now* to make them work, I fail to see why this would be so different.

      Besides, you don't need a perfect record to stop companies from casually pirating. If they BS a block of numbers, chances are some of those will be already registered somewhere else, or won't have been shipped yet.

      2) Who's going to audit things on *their* end, to make sure their records aren't, ah, selective? (The BSA, maybe??) Because otherwise it's like having the fox guard the henhouse.

      Good point. I suppose then you would need the records to prove ownership, as a last fallback. But after the first few mistakes I would expect a rather large class-action lawsuit to come down, by anyone and everyone the BSA or the companies ever caught.

      If you are really worried about Trust, it could be overseen by Trust-E (are they still around?), or the backend could be Open Sourced. But the companies have a vested (though occasionally forgotten) interest in not creating a customer backlash. Especially not for the tiny income that comes from double-dipping a small percentage of your customers. This of course only applies to non-monopolies... and in those other cases the BSA should take responsibility.

      Of course, that convicted monopolist that-shall-not-be-named already implements a system much more strenuous than this. Sadly, though, it doesn't seem to have written the 10 lines of perl scripts necessary to automate their audit process.

      What else, what else is this plan missing. Or should we head to the BSA with a petition right now?

    26. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      There is a difference in obtaining a product legally and utilizing it legally. It doesn't matter if I bought my copy of Office at Best Buy or from Lou's Just Fell Off The Truck Bargains, if it's installed in a way that violates the license then it's still not legal.

      Sure it is. I don't have to agree to the license, since I already own the product.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    27. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then your boss asked to pack his meat up your ass. You said "Yes boss!". What a man gonna do? You weren't to argue with your employer after 3 weeks in the job.

    28. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming that that is a correct legal interpretation of EULAs (which I don't believe it to be), I can honestly say that this is reason enough for me to avoid proprietary software, and should be for many others as well.

      Most people do not view software as a legal obligation, but as a tool that they purchase.

      If people consireded software a legal obligation and hassle, how many people would consider proprietary software worthwile, when you have alternatives without the strings attached?

      As for your claim that mere posession is grounds for anything, I don't agree. The current software licensing practice is based on the interpretation that while you legally own the media, the act of running the software creates a copy (in memory), and you need a licensing agreement to be permitted to create this copy.

    29. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >Software is different than hardware or a suit or
      >a toaster.

      Not really. The only difference is that sowftware is also goveren by copyright laws. However, copyright laws does not say that yot claim as many seems to think that you can't buy something like a book or computer program just because someone has copyright to it. Copyright laws only prevent someone from making copies, publicly perform and so on.

      >It's really just the license that you own,

      I might not be good at english terminology, but you don't "own" licenses. Licenses is basically an agreement you make, you don't own agreements. In any case, the fact that you should "just" own a licence is not nessecarilly true. Copyright laws for example does not claim that. It is pretty much up to the individual case. You can for example not own a car but instead rent it, that does not mean you can't own and buy cars.

      > you can not do whatever you want with the
      >software.

      Unless otherwise agreed, you can do anything that is not in violation with copyright laws (or other appilcable laws). None of those regulate use though, but things like copying, distribution and such.

      > If you buy a copy of Windows in the store, you
      >would get a license and media that the software
      >is contained on.

      If you BUY something as you say, then you have bought it. That is not open for debat. Buying things are typically covered by sale or consumer sales laws (is that the words?).

      Sure, one could instead sign (and even pay in whatever way is agreed) a contract or license instead of buying in the shop, but that has so far never happened to me.

      > The license grants you the right to install it
      >on one or two computers, probably.. but no more
      >and only if you are the primary user. You can't
      >put that copy on every machine in your
      >organization, you only have one license.

      You could not put multiple copies in any case since copyright laws forbid that. So unless specifically granted, you could not do it. Doesn't need any license to prevent (or allow) that anyway.

      >Likewise, I can't make changes to linux and
      >market it as a closed-source product called
      >linux-X without providing the sourcecode.

      No, since it is covered by copyright laws which forbid that. Again, that has nothing to do with any licenses and such.

      >I think that because of the unusual nature of
      >software,

      I don't see anything unusual about software at all. Not anything more "unusual" than for example books, music, or indeed a car or suit (those two last would normally not have any copyrights attached to them).

      > a lot of people just do not understand what
      >kind of documentation is required to prove
      >ownership of software.

      If you have bought something, you normally don't have to be able to proof ownership at all. On the contrary.

      The most logical solution is to just keep some kind of license key or paper license that came with the software. But.. not all software has paper documentation, you could buy software over the Internet and only receive an email receipt. Also, some OEMs place the Windows license key on the chassis of the computer.. bad idea. These are known for being lifted from public areas like computer labs and libraries. Documentation like that should be kept in filing cabinets, how else could you prove ownership easily?

    30. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by billbaggins · · Score: 1
      I really don't see the problem. Or have I been trolled?
      No, I don't troll (intentionally, at least). Though I'm afraid I can't remember why it was that I thought that sort of thing wouldn't be enough... only thing I can think of this morning (I really ought to wait until I'm awake before posting) is that if you've got a few dozen pieces of software from vendor X and X wants you to verify *all* of them, that ten-minute walk around the lab gets a lot longer...

      I can think of a few other issues, but most of them have to do with specific implementation details, so I'll just leave this at "I can't see how to implement this properly without *some* sort of issue, privacy or otherwise"; if you want to carry this discussion on, feel free to shoot me an e-mail with a system design and I'll be happy to try to pick it apart... :-)

      --
      "The best argument against democracy is a five minute chat with the average voter."
      --Winston Churchill
    31. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > a few OEM pcs with preinstalled Windows98 SE, small software packages etc, but no media or license retention

      This brings up a very interesting point. What about those millions of HPs, Gateways, etc that came preinstalled and there was no product identification or paper licenses given with the computer? Then there is no way to "prove" you bought the software.

    32. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by geronimo87 · · Score: 1

      OEMs are required by Microsoft to put that sticker on the PC. I agree it's a dumb idea, but they have no choice.

    33. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is the most important thing for a computer lab administrator to take care of." -- and this is what's wrong with the BSA and non 'free' software.

    34. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You own the suit. You do not own the software.

      I walk into a store, pick a X, go to the cashier. I give them money, and walk out with X.

      Replace "X" with "suit" and "software". It's the same situation.

      So, did I just buy the software, or did I get a "license to wear" the suit?

    35. Re:Non-profit does not mean unprofessional by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      "There is a difference in obtaining a product legally and utilizing it legally"

      This is the mistake. There is no such thing as utilizing a product legally unless it breaks federal, state, or local laws. Copyright law does not mention the use of a work. It only describes how you can copy a work, and how you cannot. Any restriction not involving COPYING in an EULA (read that word again, COPYRIGHT is about COPYING, and US copyright laws ONLY cover copying, and not using) is not legal unless you sign a contract that is legally binding (for example, they give you extra rights, and take some of them away). Contracts are NOT legally binding unless you recieve something in return for giving up your right to Fair Use. No, the "right" to use the program doesn't count. This was already paid for when you bought the package at the store.

      --
      Two infinite things: your stupidity and mine. But I'm not sure about the latter. If my sig offends you, I'm sorry.
  8. Google news... by killthiskid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A Google new search reveals all sorts of interesting articles, including some cases where people were busted.

    And this little gem:

    The group said that last week's new piracy-fighting proposal from the European Commission is "inadequate in view of the magnitude of the piracy problem and fails to introduce urgently needed measures to hold back the epidemic of counterfeiting." The group claims that in Europe, film, video, music, business and leisure software industries alone suffer losses in excess of EUR4.5 billion annually due to piracy.
    1. Re:Google news... by rivimey · · Score: 1

      The thing that bothers me about predictions of "losses" such as these losses in excess of EUR4.5 billion annually due to piracy is that it assumes that the money was available to be paid. In many cases (e.g. children swapping games software) it simply isn't.

      The reason is of course that multiplying number pirated * max selling price produced "shocking" numbers for the policy makers, even though it's almost certainly wildly inaccurate.

      OTOH, I don't condone software piracy.

      --
      Ruth Ivimey-Cook
      Software Engineer and Author
  9. Low Key by thedbp · · Score: 4, Funny

    y'know, if you're trying to keep your warez on the down low, its not a good idea to post a slashdot story about it.

  10. Required to produce documentation? by assaultriflesforfree · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps some pertinent questions:
    Supposing the BSA does perform an investigation, I'm wondering what the actual legal procedures are.
    Are you required to maintain documentation of every last opened piece of software? I know at the CIT department I worked in for school, we had Windows 95 manuals stacked up in storerooms, even though there was a school wide license. I don't know if this is required though.
    Furthermore, what happens if they find you're missing a couple documents, and decide to take you to court. Is any jury going to decide, based on either a "preponderance of the evidence" or "beyond a reasonable doubt" standard that this software was obtained and/or used illegally?
    Any legal experts out there?

    1. Re:Required to produce documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL

      Criminally, I believe they would have to prove you stole, pirated, or whatever they are alleging. In the meantime, they will pressure you or force you to settle. They can't really simply say "you have an undocumented license" as equivalent to "you did something illegal". Not having documentation, afaik, is not a crime.

      But that's not the course they will pursue.

      That's criminal. Civilly, they can go after you depending on the license, e.g. contractual or license breach, *and* copyright violations. Most copyright issues are not criminally, although that may change due to that son of a bitch Ashcroft (yes, and I'm a conservative) and that adulturing Clinton.

      In civil court, the standard is not beyond a reasonable doubt. It's who is more likely right within the reasonableness of the law and the agreement (think OJ--not guilty criminally, gotta pay civilly).

      (I think I'm mispelling civilly but what the hell, I'm lazy, plus, IANAL, so screw it.)

    2. Re:Required to produce documentation? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      Me: Yeah, we store all the original media and licenses off-site. Desaster preparedness. You understand, right?

      Them: Can you show us this site so we can complete our audit?

      Me: It burned down.

      Them: I see...

      Could they PROVE you never bought the software? I guess they could check to see if the same key was used on multiple machies. But I have enterprise licensed disks. No need to enter a key on thoes.

      Unless you just admit that this software is illegal, it could never be proven.

      --
      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    3. Re:Required to produce documentation? by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm confused about the burdens of proof here as well, and I suspect that all the cases have been settled by the defense rather than going to trial.

      The main thing that confuses me is that I keep reading stories about the Marshalls coming with search warrants while some administrative person runs an investigation. This does not make sense to me, because it is either a criminal matter where the BSA person should not be involved at all (only the police and the attorney general or district attorney will be involved in a warrant search), or it is a civil matter where the search and seizure happens after a hearing, and after the plaintiff has received an order granting specific permission for seizure of assets.

      If anyone entered a place of business where I had responsibility, they would be asked to leave at once. The State Police would be called if they did not leave at once. If the person thinks he has some contract with me granting him the right to snoop in my office, he can discuss that with my lawyer or with a judge at a hearing where we will discuss this contract.

      Simply having an agreement in your hand does not magically give you the right to trespass or seize property.

      Now, if the police are investigating a criminal matter, that is worlds apart from what we've descibed so far. But the standards of evidence collection, the consequences of flawed procedure, and the burdens of proof are also very different in a criminal case. If the complainant does not also happen to be the peace officer who was granted the warrant, laws are being broken if he is the one performing the search. That's enough error to get the case thrown out and the plaintiff arrested or fined.

      A trade organization's demands do not trump an individual's constitutional and civil rights. You DO have to submit to signed orders by a court. You DO NOT have to submit to enforcement tactics which circumvent due process of law. Ever.

      Every time you give in to thugs, you diminish MY rights.

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    4. Re:Required to produce documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could they PROVE you never bought the software? I guess they could check to see if the same key was used on multiple machies.

      I have one windows box. It is my connection to my cable modem. At least once a month I reformat the hard drive, and reinstall win2k. And I run ID-Blaster Plus, most of the time.

      Any idea how many boxes Microsoft thinks I have?

      Enough that I have recieved two personal letters from the BSA in the last six months. I have a receipt for Win2K, and Office97. I don't have my reciepts for DrDos 7.0 or lower. I don't have receipts for any of my DOS software. I do have the install disks for them. Software, which, AFAIK, is not installed on any of my computers. [ Assuming my landlord did carry out her threat of disposing of the ten or so in the basement last year. The BSA is more than welcome to try to get any of them running. ]

      Anout a year ago, I bought a used mac. I have no idea what software is on it. I don't have a monitor for that Mac, and haven't found a used one for it. [ Apple no longer makes monitors for the Mac I do have. ] Will the BSA actually take an inventory of that Mac? I doubt it.

    5. Re:Required to produce documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have been through this entire process... I was hired by a k-12 school when they got an official BSA letter saying they were not compliant and it listed 4 software titles.

      I spent endless hours with BSA lawyer and School lawyer, performed a complete audit of all software on their 662 computers (small school) and when it came down to proving ownership..

      The BSA would only accept a purchase order to settle. They didn't want licenses, or cd's or original boxes or Eula's.. Show the purchase order and it is approved.

      We spent weeks proving that out of the 4 packages they claimed the school did not own- only 7 copies of frontpage were illegal and 4 copies of Corel Office Suite.

      So what happened???

      According to the settlement-
      School had to pay for past sins (meaning pay for illegal copies)-

      They had to purchase everything all new and format all the machines (6 were spared in the agreement to actually run the school) (all software legal or not was no longer to be used)

      They had to agree to an audit at any time in the next 3 years and if any violations occur- the process starts all over

      They had to agree to purchase audit software (they recommended Aperio or Trackit)

      They had to fire the current Technology coordinator and assistant and hire new

      And finally- they had to pay $138,000 to the BSA

      Back to your question- To get the BSA off your back you need purchase orders - but if it goes to court you would have to use Eula's CD's Boxes etc...

    6. Re:Required to produce documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but under the USAPATRIOT Act, police no longer have the strict guidelines on the burden of proof, allowing search and seizure to occur on claim of suspicion, so we are screwed either way.

    7. Re:Required to produce documentation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main thing that confuses me is that I keep reading stories about the Marshalls coming with search warrants while some administrative person runs an investigation. This does not make sense to me, because it is either a criminal matter where the BSA person should not be involved at all (only the police and the attorney general or district attorney will be involved in a warrant search), or it is a civil matter where the search and seizure happens after a hearing, and after the plaintiff has received an order granting specific permission for seizure of assets.

      I worked for a company that resold Hewlett Packard computers in '97-'98 HP decided that they wanted a chunk of the secondary market and made a "sweep" od independant resellers, closing most of them. We were raided by the FBI and a "High Tech Crimes Task Force" which, we found out, was 95% funded by HP. The BSA is just like this... yes, they have no rights. But... they're funded by wealthy, powerful corporations, so it doesn't matter. If they want in, they get in.

      If the BSA came around a place I worked at, I'd tell 'em to go pound sand, for sure, on principle. But I would also expect that they'd be right back, with Marshals and a warrant, even though there's no legal basis for them to be able to do so.

    8. Re:Required to produce documentation? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >[E]ven though there's no legal basis for them to
      >be able to do so.

      That's not a wise strategy if people start standing up to them and these cases start getting heard by courts. They're dipping their toes into the waters where racketeering charges swim...

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  11. I'm not a lawyer, by sstory · · Score: 5, Interesting
    but as far as I know, a trade group like that cannot demand access to your computers, or your facilities. The BSA has no power to force any sort of audit of your licenses. We have old computers at work, and might not be able to locate proof that we paid for some of this stuff years ago. I manage the computers there, and if the BSA ever contacts me demanding an audit they'll be told to choke on it.

    If it's somewhere in a license they can show we bought, that we have to allow access to the installed software, then for every license they can show, I can provide an adequate installation.

    1. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by gmerideth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Microsoft is part of the BSA and in their agreement they can damm well do this. Still didn't stop me from ignoring it.

      As my lawyer told me, replying to it simply gives them a name and address to send more correspondance to.

      So I threw mine away.

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    2. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uuuuh, I think you agree to their terms when you agree to the license. I've seen the residual of two BSA audits. They get what they want.

      $250,000
      $15,000

      These occurred in both cases, before my arrival (Thank God) but they were both taken seriously and full payment was made.

      Perhaps THE single-most-greatest case for open source software. The BSA IS the law!

    3. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by CBravo · · Score: 3, Informative

      however, if they have a witness that says the organisation has illegal software they'll get a court order.

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    4. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

      So long as they can find one (disgrunted former) employee willing to testify under oath that the you have unlicensed software, they can make you do the audit at your own expense.

      "Beyond a reasonable doubt" is only for criminal charges, for a civil case they only need to be able to prove their side better than you can prove yours. One fired loser is a weak hand, but it still beats a zero...

    5. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      Microsoft is part of the BSA and in their agreement they can damm well do this.

      Really? Show me the test case. EULAs are, to date, a pretty untested legal minefield anyway. Certain terms are widely expected to be found illegal under the relevant jurisdictions, however, and at the last count this was one of them. But you never know until that test case...

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    6. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      however, if they have a witness that says the organisation has illegal software they'll get a court order.

      That's nice. What are they going to do then?

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    7. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The BSA has no power to force an audit upon you, but they can (and do) get court orders and have Federal Marshalls come in to "supervise" audits. They have plenty of money for lawyers, since the organisation's entire premise is extracting funds via legal intimidation.

      Not to be taken lightly.

    8. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by danoatvulaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That is an excellent statement. They have absolutely no legal authority to force you to let them inspect your system, EULA or not. EULA's are at best a murky subject currently, and at worse for denying them access you could face a breach of contract action. The chances of that, however, are very little. Let them try and bring the action and attempt to prove that you have pirated software. Simply saying "you have software that our people make, and if you dont have documentation for it, it must be pirated" wont fly with the court. The burden of proof is on them, remember.

    9. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      They show up at your door with a warrant and several federal marshals. They then force your employees to stand away from their computers while they perform a system audit. Then they check on the licenses and reciepts that you have, and match those to their audit. If things don't match they negotiate a settlement. If you don't feel like negotiating, they take you to federal court for copyright infringement.

      Oh, and they make you pay for the audit too.

    10. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No but they can take your licenses away and refuse to give you new ones.

      I don't know how many businesses could keep functioning if they lost their Windows and Office licenses.

      All the freedom stuff RMS talks about matters, you don't own crap when you buy software from MS or Borland or Lotus. They could quite easily just decide to not give you a license to run it and then sue you

    11. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by the+gnat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They then force your employees to stand away from their computers while they perform a system audit.

      I remember one Slashdot poster years ago describing how a clueless auditor had to ask for help because the Windows warez-finding software they were using didn't seem to be running properly. . . on a Sun Ultra 10.

    12. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, I inherited an office full of machines that had copies of Office installed from another department's server. I've spent the last three years sorting out licensing issues and documenting. About six months into the job I got the BSA letter. I read it, worried about it for about a week, made my boss aware of the issues, and threw it away. I'm very careful now. But if they were to show up at my office, I'd tell 'em to talk to the general counsel and turn them away, campus police escort if necessary. If they had a warrant, I'd have our police talk to their police (hopefully provoking some gunplay for excitement!) before they get through the door, with one of our lawyers present. Maintaining site license records is the biggest pain in the ass of my job, besides fixing those damn cup holders on the computers.

    13. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you read your license lately? By using the software, you give them the right...

    14. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by wallet72 · · Score: 1

      Most EULA's will have a clause giving the software company the right to check (whether legal or not is another matter). No EULA I have read gives a 3rd party the right to 'audit' your software. And even though they have the 'right' to audit you, show me where it says they have the right to enter your house/office/toilet without your permission. 'Sure you can do the audit, but I do not give you permission to enter my house/office'

    15. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by danoatvulaw · · Score: 1

      They show up at your door with a warrant and several federal marshals. They then force your employees to stand away from their computers while they perform a system audit. Then they check on the licenses and reciepts that you have, and match those to their audit. If things don't match they negotiate a settlement. If you don't feel like negotiating, they take you to federal court for copyright infringement. Oh, and they make you pay for the audit too.

      That is one of the most misguided statements of the law I have ever heard. First of all, they will never, ever get a warrant. They are not the police, they are private individuals. At most, they might get a subpoena, after a civil action has been filed. And they will NEVER be able to FORCE you to stand aside from your computer simply by walking in and demanding access. They can waive the EULA in your face all that want... but the plain fact is is that EULA's are contracts, and you can breach them any time you want. OR you can defend them and try and have any "audit" clause declared unconscionable and that clause voided. The MIGHT be able to get access to your computer during discovery in a civil action, but for them to go through all that trouble, do you reall think it's worth their time?

    16. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As my lawyer told me, replying to it simply gives them a name and address to send more correspondance to.

      Better still why not return to sender - Not known at this address :-)

    17. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by cmoss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      regardless of what it says in the license it should not be binding unless they have a signed contract.

      The stupid UCITA laws in maryland and virginia cloud this issue a bit.

    18. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but they can take your licenses away and refuse to give you new ones.

      And threaten to audit you again, so that you can deny them access again?

    19. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Carter+Butts · · Score: 1
      You know, I've heard this many times, but I've never seen hard evidence on this score. Anyone got a cite to an authenticated source? (And if it has happened in the US, how many times has it happened? Virtually anything can happen once....)


      -Carter

    20. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by derF024 · · Score: 1

      and what if there isn't a single copy of BSA software in the entire building? do they have to pay you for lost time/productivity? what if the discovery software they use damages my PC? do they take down all the servers and reboot to run this software on them? i fail to see how this practice could be anything other than illegal..

      if it's not, i think i'm going to get one of these court orders and search microsoft's entire corporate complex to make sure that they're complying with the EULA on the software that i wrote. (hello_world.c, which has a $10,000,000 per seat licensing cost)

    21. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by kristgy · · Score: 1

      Apparently the best practice is to pirate all software from BSA members to avoid being bound by any old licence agreements that grant rights to the BSA to do software audits.

    22. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      They show up at your door with a warrant and several federal marshals.

      We're talking about the UK (and the real world). Get off your delusional, US-centric high horse already.

      It is very unlikely they could actually obtain the sort of access rights you're talking about, as they are not a law enforcement body. It is even less likely that they could do whatever they wanted to audit my company even if they were somehow able to gain access rights. They can take me to court for copyright infringement if they like, but when they lose (since I don't have any illegally copied software) it's very likely the court will award me costs. (Too bad we don't have punitive damages over here...) And make me pay for the audit? That isn't even written into the EULA, never mind any law I've ever seen.

      Your post is nothing but paranoid FUD. Please go away now.

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    23. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Znork · · Score: 1

      My SO's company got BSA raided. And yes, it happened pretty much that way.

      If you doubt it, go to www.google.com and search for BSA raid. You'll find it's not exactly uncommon.

    24. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one thing I've always wondered about. We have several machines in secure facilities here. If you aren't cleared you can't even get past the outer door. No BSA investigator is going to have clearace to audit these machines, but we obviously bought software for them, so what do we do when they investigator demands to know where that copy of the software is? Do they take "I can show you, but then I'd have to kill you?"

    25. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by danoatvulaw · · Score: 1

      Have you read your license lately? By using the software, you give them the right...

      ... subject to you ALLOWING it. Yes, in the agreement you allowed them whatever "rights" under the contract.. but, what you fail to understand, is that you can deny them those purported rights. Contracts and EULA's are not the be all end all. You will be in breach of your agreement, but so what? The chances a court would order specific performance are zippo... they may get some form of damages, but proof is again another matter.

    26. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Daemonik · · Score: 1
      First, I didn't notice that you had asked what they could do to you in the UK.

      Second, I am not delusional nor US-centric.

      Third, not being a law enforcement body does not mean that they can't get a judge to issue a warrant that must then be carried out by a law enforcement agency.

      They can take me to court for copyright infringement if they like, but when they lose (since I don't have any illegally copied software) it's very likely the court will award me costs.
      Why would they take you to court if your company is properly licensed? Court action would only be taken if they performed an audit and found non-compliant software, and even then they attempt to negotiate a settlement first. But don't think they can't get a judge to allow them to audit you.
    27. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not being a law enforcement body does not mean that they can't get a judge to issue a warrant that must then be carried out by a law enforcement agency

      So THE COPS can come in. The BSA folks have to stay outside. ANd without them there, the cops are easier to BS.

    28. Re:I'm not a lawyer, by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      Uhm, if the BSA says that they have your permission to search your premises, they would have to produce the signed [by you] license agreement to prove it.

      So if they have a copy of your license agreement, then there's the proof that you bought the software! duh!

      Couldn't care less if a company I worked for got audited: would serve them right for agreeing to install proprietry software. Takes damned long as it is to setup a new WinXP machine at work, having to charge by the hour to read the license agreement all the way through, and that's being nice, and not calling the company lawyers to check before I enter the company into a "contract" by installing the machine.

  12. What investigative powers/authority do they have? by citog · · Score: 5, Informative

    I checked their About page and found the following statement:

    Promoting a safe and legal online world

    The Business Software Alliance (BSA) is the foremost organization dedicated to promoting a safe and legal online world.

    We are the voice of the world's software, hardware and Internet sectors before governments and with consumers in the international marketplace. BSA members represent the fastest growing industries in the world.

    BSA educates computer users on software copyrights and cyber security; advocates public policy that fosters innovation and expands trade opportunities; and fights software piracy.


    Nothing in there suggests any legal authority. They are advocates not enforcers. Those letters strike me as very misleading. Anyone want to post a copy?

  13. Did you register your software recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We got one of these...

    They called a 'truce' in our town of 500. We are a 2 employee show, run from a basement.

    We bought a bunch of stuff, but never sent in the registration cards. We registered some stuff back in '97-'98 probably, and nothing since. We haven't gone out of business, so they figure we're probably pirating something. We are not, but since we haven't registered anything in a while (Microsoft Tech support is sooo valuable!), and are continually considering the move to Linux (just a matter of time...) we come up in their database as a possible pirate. Oh the miracles of databases!

    All we did was make a file of receipts and certificates, and they can wade through it if they come a knockin. We're sure it's all there, and we can hopefully sue if they end up siezing a computer, especially since we are legal.

    We had to look real hard for the licenses, but we found them. The certificates are useless without a receipt.

    1. Re:Did you register your software recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've received these a few times in the past, the first really pissing us off and resulting in us brining in our attorneys to learn what they really could do.

      You should take them seriously, but realize a few things on what they are doing. Periodically, they use your local commerce dept to guess at which companies use computers and subsquently license lots of software. They then just cast a wide net in the area buy sending a rude letter to everyone. They then go after 1 or 2 companies, companies that they've probably heard a remark or two about.

      They actually do have some power to hurt you. Minimally, you'll end up having to stop using the software, on the other hand you might end up paying lots of $$.

      Just make sure your not violating any licenses!

    2. Re:Did you register your software recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should get a linux computer and start using it to see if you can do all of your work on that box. If you can't, then you can use it as a file server/gateway/firewall. But if you can, you will not have to worry about the BSA. You won't have to pay a lot of money for your software, you just should donate some when you figure out how much you saved.

      You won't have to call up MS tech support either, you just have to use the Internet to search for fixes, how to do stuff, & what hardware works.

  14. They can't do much by mfos.org · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They can't investigate you, they have no police powers what so ever. They can only initiate an investigation if they have sufficent evidence of a crime being commited. Tell them to take there scare tactics and shove them up their ass, where they keep their wads and wads of cash warm.

    Rest assured that you aren't the only ones in this boat.

    1. Re:They can't do much by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 1

      The only problem is, to get sufficent evidence, all they need is one or two disgruntled employees to call or write a letter to the BSA, and they can get a warrent in most places. Of course, they would probably try to just have you let them check your equipment first before getting a warrent, then go get one if you refuse, which would give you time to wipe/"make disappear" your hard drives.

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    2. Re:They can't do much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The following is not legal advice.

      What you say is mostly untrue. It is true that they have no police powers, but they don't need them. All they have to do is file suit against you for pirating software. As part of the discovery, you have to produce your documentation. If you prove you have it all legally, you're out some legal fees and they move on. If you can't prove it, even if you do own it legally, they may have you by the short hairs.

      It very often saves money to do the self-audit and fork over some cash to make them go away. Extortion? Hell yes, but it's legal extortion.

      I sue bob over there and say he's using my software illegally. Do I have to prove it at the first stage? No. I can subpoena his records and see if it might be true.

      You don't walk into a courtroom and tell the BSA to prove it; you have to give the BSA your records and hope they hold up.

  15. Ignore it, it's more like SPAM that a real letter! by Dave21212 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work in an enterprise environment. Last year, I registered for one of those free magazine subs and a few weeks later... viola, a letter from the BSA using the same name/address pair.

    The BSA must be getting names from those lousy online surveys (company size, whats your position, how much software will you be buying in 6,12,24 months).

    Sounds more like SPAM to me !

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  16. BSA by Agent_Eight · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I got the same form letter about a week ago. I'm just a student so I'm not really sure why I got sent one. I do have all the receits for the software I use. After reading it several times, I'm just assuming it's a scare tactic to drum up sales.

    I think the only question that went through my head was what if any legal power would the BSA actually have if they did decide to audit me. Seeing as I don't own a company ...

    1. Re:BSA by Daemonik · · Score: 1
      Legally they have the same power to haul you into court that they have with a Fortune 500 company. Copyright infringement is copyright infringement. There's no special statute that says broke students get a free pass.

      If they can convince a judge that you have software that was made by one of the companies they represent then they can get a warrant. Whether they would bother with a single person is another question, although you could get caught up in a school wide audit (if you're in a college dorm).

  17. Don't you have lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must have some sort of legal counsel advising your non-profit. Ask him (or her) to request a preliminary injunction against the BSA to prevent them from disrupting your business.

  18. uhmmmm by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't that what the "grace period" is all about?

    Isn't it so you can rush out and buy licenses?

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  19. One particular experience... by dfenstrate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some one wrote this the last time the BSA came up on Slashdot- sorry, I saved the quote but not the poster. The conventional wisdom thus far from other posters seems to be 'ignore it,' but if it goes further, consider this:


    I know someone that was audited by the BSA and decided to fight it. Basically they countered by stating they wanted full disclosure of who reported them so as to determine the validity of the claim prior to wasting internal resources and dollars. They also argued that the reporting tools are a violation of privacy. Yes, they expected them to place some software on their network which scans their entire network not to mention each machine's registry. Third, they also argued that even if they were in violation of license, the license is between them and the vendor (after all, the license does not allow for the BSA as having legal proxy interests) and unless the vendor in questions decides that they'd like to personally persue the issue, the BSA does not have legal authority or the legal grounds to persue the action. Furthermore, they argued that even if something odd was discovered and they lost, only the government has the right to impose fines on legal matters as such and they would be within their legal rights to simply purchase any outstanding licenses or settle directly with the vendor in question and completely dismiss the BSA altogether thereby eliminating the need to pay any fines or added fees.

    Last I heard, even though two ex-employees had turned them in, the BSA simply walked from the issue as, from what I gathered, they really don't have a legal leg to stand on.

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    1. Re:One particular experience... by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Yes, they expected them to place some software on their network which scans their entire network not to mention each machine's registry."

      I'm curious to know if the registry scanner has the capability to differentiate between actively installed software and previously installed software that failed to correctly uninstall itself? My guess is no.

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    2. Re:One particular experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be why some programs leave so much behind when they are uninstalled. My boss recently oversaw a Microsoft-driven audit. Nobody has visited my field office (yet) and I'm not expecting them to (anymore). He was convinced that a BSA audit team could find in an application had *ever* been installed on a machine.

      This was all pretty annoying since we're a Mac shop and have site licenses for Office.

      Supposedly, something is Going On with regards to license negotiations with Adobe. I'm hoping we're just trying to build in a cheap InDesign option, an Adobe audit would suck given the font situation, we should have proper serial numbers on everything from them.

      Thank God the bulk of the machines will be replaced soon (and I can finally start the OS X transition). brand new, factory fresh hard drives. Waiting sucked, but it'll get us post-Macworld machines.

    3. Re:One particular experience... by iabervon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also recall people posting that they had some success offering to ban all BSA-member software from the workplace in order to be able to prove compliance. Basically, they're just trying to get you to buy more licenses, and if you demonstrate a preference for changing platforms over paying their clients more for the software you're currently using, they're likely to shut up, and likely to offer you better deals anyway. After all, MicroSoft is better off with people running Windows illegally than people not running Windows; people running it illegally might actually pay them something at some point, and it doesn't cost MicroSoft anything for someone to run their software.

    4. Re:One particular experience... by bfree · · Score: 1

      I'd suspect the programming routine for the scanner was like the Florida system for eliminating ex-felons from the election register, the more false positives the better! In the florida case it was the simple probability that they would likely be casting the net around the felons and therefore catching a group more likely to vote for Gore. In this case it would be to simply gather as many "licence violations" as possible so as to maximise the "bill" upon which settlement is based.

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    5. Re:One particular experience... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I'm curious to know if the registry scanner has the capability to differentiate between actively installed software and previously installed software that failed to correctly uninstall itself? My guess is no.

      Well, chances are pretty good Microsoft wrote the registry scanner the BSA will use. The OS can't tell the difference, so why should their scanning tool be able to?

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    6. Re:One particular experience... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see that bitch cope with /etc/

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    7. Re:One particular experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be especially interesting is to see how they would do an audit with that tool in a school network with dorms and student computers.

      Would I (as the admin of a school's network), need to take down that section while the audit ran? Would they pay me for lost time? Hmmm.

    8. Re:One particular experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's not so much difference between a registry and an /etc tree.

      Both are a database of settings, the registry is powered by a more powerful searching and indexing engine and not wasting a full disk sector (or cluster) for "keys" only containing five bytes of data, that's all.

      Don't forget that a file system is essentially a database of files. *n*x stores its settings in files, so /etc is a database of files containing settings, with the settings grouped in separate files per "key". MS and OpenVMS cut out the "separate file" level to provide faster access and more space-efficient storage, at the cost of needing separate APIs for access and management.

  20. Knock, Knock... who's there? by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Honestly, I don't think the BSA, without some credible insider information, or digging through your garbage, has any right to come barging in. I have yet to hear of them actually doing so. For the most part businesses and organizations voluntarily grant them admitance. As it proves to be a nuisance, in the case of Arlington, VA etc. Who in their right mind would allow these clowns in, to interfer with business and potentially find software which no license can be found for? (Not that it could be proven it wasn't bought at one time.)

    If I'm clean, and I know it, I'd blow them off.

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  21. its not a scam.... by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 5, Informative

    A scam, probably not. Is it smart, also probably not. Im in the chicagoland area and have been hearing the commercials for BSA on the radio everywhere across the dial. What they are aiming for is to get people turned in by relying on an unhappy employee to rat them out.

    That being said, keep in mind that the BSA is just an organization set up to find pirated software and collect fees. Fees that they no doubt get a cut of. They seem to have no problem using peoples fear and turning it into the driving force of their biz.

    You are under NO obligation to report anything to them, unless they hand you a court order. They are an independent entity and have no more ability to legally inspect your systems than I would. so it would be in their best interest to make it seem that they do have that ability

    This seems to be a page right out of the RIAA playbook, pretend something is true and youll fool at least some of the people

    You can fool some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, but never all of the people all of the time

    1. Re:its not a scam.... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      They seem to have no problem using peoples fear and turning it into the driving force

      Doesn't that make them terrorists? Can't we use the Patriot Act against them, or something?

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    2. Re:its not a scam.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can fool some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, but never all of the people all of the time

      If you can't fool all of the people all of the time, start breading them for stupidity.

  22. More Confusion... by Smelly+Jeffrey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got confused when I read about the BSA and software. I was wondering what the Boy Scouts of America had to do with is. My best advice: Be Prepared.

    1. Re:More Confusion... by EverDense · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I breathed a sigh of relief when I realised that it wasn't a biker gang. Kicking in doors, looking for owners of Japanese motorbikes.

      Birmingham Small Arms Motorcyles

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    2. Re:More Confusion... by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit EverDense:

      ..Japanese motorbikes.

      Not to be difficult, but BSA == "Birmingham Small Arms". Last I checked, Birmingham was in England, not Japan.

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    3. Re:More Confusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's an American, so he'll have no clue whatsoever about geography. What is it, still only 4% of Americans have passports? Hilarious!

    4. Re:More Confusion... by EverDense · · Score: 1

      but BSA == "Birmingham Small Arms".

      No shit, Sherlock.
      Which you would know if you'd clicked on my link.

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    5. Re:More Confusion... by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Nice troll, cocksucker.
      I am not an American.
      Click on the link in my original post.

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  23. Go to accounting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I know that I cannot produce the original CD's and/or documentation for some of the software that we HAVE paid for"

    Don't you keep receipts/use CC's? Unless you bought the software with cash at a street corner, there is a record that you purchased it.

  24. that sucks man, M$ must be behind it by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    then YOU MUST BE AN OSS TERRORIST!!!

    I wouldn't be surprised if that company is owned by M$ or some other bigass company.

    I considered sending bills to spammers that used my bandwidth without permission. None of them paid.

    I suggest that if you do anything as a responce, it should be to send them a bill for your wasted time. Call them on their hypocricy and do the rest of us a favor.

    BTW, if I get get one email about this shit I'll raise some hell and subscribe some people to some mailing lists.

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    1. Re:that sucks man, M$ must be behind it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm...i first read that as ASS terrorist. Whoops.

    2. Re:that sucks man, M$ must be behind it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I considered sending bills to spammers that used my bandwidth without permission. None of them paid.

      Yeah, it's funny how people don't react to things that you only consider.

    3. Re:that sucks man, M$ must be behind it by antistuff · · Score: 1

      Please god let this post be a joke.

  25. Software Licensing In General is a Scam by mfdii · · Score: 1

    Corporate Software Licensing In General is a Scam. Wouldn't you say? And thus, the goons who enforce these licenses are a scam.

  26. Re:Ignore it, it's more like SPAM that a real lett by jumpingfred · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think you are correct in that they just get a bunch a mail lists and start firing off the letters. We started getting these letters when my wife passed the bar.

  27. BSA & Microsoft "oh my!" by Halvard · · Score: 1

    I've received letters from both 2x in the last week. No, we don't pirate software. No, I'm not going to respond to them, although I've got half a mind to have my attorney to send them a "friendly" letter telling them to lay off the heavy handed mafia like tactics (this is my opinion of the tenor of the letter). We provide a myriad of services to clients and our clients have been receiving these letters too.

    Having been around for quite a few IT generations, I've seen these before but they still get me going. I'm still going to ignore them. IANAL. Despite wanting to come unglued at them for the way I feel that they portray things, I'm holding my tongue.

    For what it is worth, the MS letters are far friendlier than the BSA letter. The BSA letter is very pointed.

    1. Re:BSA & Microsoft "oh my!" by PhrackCreak · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's time you considered switching to business associates that did not threaten you. How much of your time is wasted on this issue? How much is that time worth to you?

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  28. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  29. Shakedown by ka9dgx · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The proper term is shakedown. The idea is to rattle the cages of people in the hopes that they will cough up money.

    --Mike--

    1. Re:Shakedown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it right shakedown is the word for it. They must of learned it from Jesse Jackson hes been doing it for years.

  30. Has to be said by stendec · · Score: 5, Funny
    knock knock

    Who's there?

    BSA: (mumbles)

    Who?

    BSA: Unicef.

    Oh! Why didn't you say that before?

    BSA-landshark attacks pirate who opens the door.

    1. Re:Has to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LANDDDD SHARKKKKKK!

  31. Switch to open source if you can. by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

    It depends on what you're doing of course, but if I were in your position I would be taking a very hard look at Linux or freebsd right now.

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  32. Scare tactics by camt · · Score: 2, Informative

    When we get the same letter (each and every year) we promptly throw it out. The first time we got one we asked our corporate lawyer what rights they have. If they do decide to come to your door, simply kindly turn them away. They can only "audit" your premisis with the help of a warrant from the US Marshals. Note that if you do turn them away, they very well might come back with said warrant. YMMV.

    -- Cameron

  33. We're not lawyers; but, by Like2Byte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that the big winners, once again, are the lawyers that represent the small companies and non-profits alike. Even if a company does disregard the letter, it would seem a prudent move to investigate the matter more closely by bringing such material to your company's lawyer.

    While the BSA does not directly say that you will be sued, you *could* be sued by the company whose software they are looking for. IANAL, but to say that the BSA is going to sue you is a threat that is illegal in the US if the entity does not have legal grounds on which to sue - in your company's sake, proof of no licenses. Entities, whether corporate or personal, can not go around saying they're going to sue and not sue, either; that's a method of blackmail, I would think.

    I think that the BSA just tries to use FUD to make money. They scare some company into letting them in their doors and then its game-time! They've got you.

    Keep them outdoors and tell them to pack sand - or toss the letter out.

    In the mean time, I'd do some damage control and find those licenses, just in case.

    1. Re:We're not lawyers; but, by Splab · · Score: 1

      I dont know much about law n all (in amercia), but isn't it their responsibility to prove that you _dont_ own the software - not the other way around? I mean, smoking gun n all that doesnt that apply? Also, here in Denmark the company that sold you anything is legally required to save a copy of the transaction for something like 3-5 years, so in any case you should at least be able to prove that you actually bought the software from a vendor through bills or whatever...

    2. Re:We're not lawyers; but, by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      ...but isn't it their responsibility to prove that you _dont_ own the software - not the other way around?

      Exactly! It is the BSA's responsibility to prove that you do not own the software. Since they are on the outside looking in, they don't know if you do not own a license. If a company lets them in to investigate, they'll have the info they'll need to make allegations against you. If they make allegations without proof they could be held for libel; and, until they have their proof they can't do a thing - the BSA has no authority what-so-ever *until* a company has signed off to allow the BSA in to "investigate."

      Tricky business, law.

  34. We've had this discussion before and... by jgerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... disregarding the obvious problems I have with the BSA which other are sure to point out (and that I have ranted about before) legality, authority and such. It seems very odd to me that anyone should have to PROVE they bought something. CompUSA pulls the same shit when your walking out of the store, I get pretty irate and being stopped and having my purchases searched at the door, especially when I took only TEN STEPS from the register. But that's a little more understandable than the BSA's tactics, after all if I'm in the store with no receipt it's more likely that I didn't just lose it (though it is possible). When you buy site licenses I can imagine you have to show that you have a valid license, as far as proving you didn't buy it after the letter was sent, they can fuck off. If your legal now there's nothing they can do. But what about off the shelf purchases? What about backup copies (allowed by law) that were kept in a firesafe when the originals were destroyed. Like someone commented earlier, you are innocent until proven guilty, the burden of proof is on the prosecution. Hell I'd demand a jury of my peers.

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    1. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You should keep the originals in the firesafe and put the copies in the public binders. Not the other way around.

    2. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      So treat the BSA the same way you would CompUSA.

      I know the CompUSA drill pretty well by now, but I still occasionally get sort of annoyed when some half-asleep kid wants to frisk me on the way out of the store, even when I purposefully stop at his little podium and hand him a receipt for my purchases while waving a transparent bag under his nose.

      Last time I was down there, that was exactly the situation, so I asked the guy, "Are you serious? What would you do if I refused?"

      He said, "I'd tell you to have a nice day."

      'Nuff said.

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    3. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Like someone commented earlier, you are innocent until proven guilty, the burden of proof is on the prosecution. Hell I'd demand a jury of my peers.

      This would be a civil proceeding, not criminal. So you're not a) innocent until proven guilty, and b) allowed a trial by jury.

    4. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by danoatvulaw · · Score: 1
      This would be a civil proceeding, not criminal. So you're not a) innocent until proven guilty, and b) allowed a trial by jury.

      Actually, you are innocent until your liability is proven by a preponderance of the evidence, and yes, you are allowed a trial by jury in a civil proceeding. Such is the law of the United States.
    5. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia at least, the store employees have no right to search your bags. If you say no, all they are allowed to do is look sullen - though as far as I know, not many of them are aware of this.

    6. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by peacefinder · · Score: 2, Informative

      CompUSA pulls the same shit when your walking out of the store, I get pretty irate and being stopped and having my purchases searched at the door, especially when I took only TEN STEPS from the register.

      I haven't been to a CompUSA, but Fry's does the same thing. A while back, I saw a post by a person who said he just ignored the receipt-checkers and calmly kept walking out, and they gave him no trouble.

      So I tried it at my local Fry's... and I got no hassle.

      My advice? Ignore them and just walk out. If they stop you, ask if you are under arrest, and if so on what charge. :) Resist this tyrrany before it becomes any more common.

      Oh, wait, that's offtopic. Ummm...

      BSA bad! No biscuit!

      *whew* That's better.

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      With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
    7. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      CompUSA pulls the same shit when your walking out of the store, I get pretty irate and being stopped and having my purchases searched at the door, especially when I took only TEN STEPS from the register.

      Fry's do exactly the same thing. However you'll also notice a sign by the registers stating that their till receipts contain chemicals believed by the state of California to cause cancer and reproductive issues.

      I've put the receipt in to my pocket and walked straight out the door. When challenged, I pointed out that their own signs state, "Touching the damn thing is dangerous and I'm not doing it again - unless you want to sign that Fry's takes full liability for any cancer/birth issues I ever get. If you want it, you can reach in to my pocket and take it." They always seem to decline.

    8. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I was signed in, posted anonymously for a reason)

      Best Buy, Morrow Georgia, Fall 2002.
      I bought some memory and CDRs that were on sale.

      Had to WAIT for an employee to unlock the memory.
      Had to WAIT for another one to find the CDRs that were on sale.
      Had to WAIT while the employees walked my memory to the register.

      I paid cash, picked up my purchase and receipt, head for the door.

      "Excuse me sir, can I check your receipt?"
      "Pardon me?", I keep walking.
      "Sir, hold it there a moment".
      Automatic doors open, I'm into the breezeway.
      "SIR!", outside door opens, I'm on the sidewalk.
      "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!!", I feel a hand on my shoulder..."Sir, I need you to step back inside."

      "9-1-1, what is your emergency?"
      "Ma'am, I've been falsely arrested and assaulted by a white male, age approximately 35-40, 6'1", short blond hair. I'm on the sidewalk outside Best Buy at Southlake Parkway. I need help and protection NOW!"

      You want to see a minimum wage mother SOB crap his britches? THATS how you handle companies that think customers should be treated like crap. I buy roughly $10,000 worth of product from you in the last 5 years, and you want to "check" my receipt? Screw you and your business.

      Carmack has it right. A company screws you around, become their worst nightmare. Actively promote a competitor, or better yet, start competing with them yourself.

      BSA, GPL this!

    9. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by MattRog · · Score: 1

      I have a relative that used to work at one of those big chain stores. When I asked him, he said the tactic is not used to see if the customer stole something (the sensor gates will most certainly go off if you are carrying illicit merchandise) but to see if the person at the register made a 'mistake' in ringing up the order (e.g. scanning only one box of CD-Rs when there are 5 in the bag, charging you $4.00 for a LCD monitor, etc).

      Of course, if I was in cahoots with a register person I would simply ignore them or say "No thanks" and walk out of the store.

      Still, maybe it scares the register people enough to knock it off.

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    10. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      get sort of annoyed when some half-asleep kid wants to frisk me on the way out of the store

      Are you one of the two women that read slashdot?

      In any case, Guitar Center does this too, and I'd really love for the girl checking my receipt to frisk me. She'd find something wood, but she might have to look pretty hard (it's pretty small, and not in a pocket).

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    11. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      I may be talking out of my ass, but as far as I know, if they ring something up for $4.00 at the checkout, you pay and complete the transaction, they're SOL.

    12. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by doorbot.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Are you serious? What would you do if I refused?"

      I've tried this, after reading this page:

      http://www.crimedoctor.com/loss_prevention_3.htm

      I actually let them search my purchase bag, but not my work bag, which had my laptop, tools, CDs, etc.

      I'll be honest, I was a bit nervous and I could've handled it better. But in the end, they let me go, with my purchase.

      The guy at the door had no idea what to do though... he called the manager over, and the manager didn't really know what to do either. Here's a tip: Don't give them your bag or receipt, so you can just walk out (which you **can** do).

    13. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to the Seventh Amendment, if the disputed amount is more than 20 dollars, you are entitled to a jury trial in a civil case.

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    14. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stores - CompUSA, Fry's, Home Depots, Bulk Club, etc.. often attempt to search you before you leave.

      You SHOULD refuse - afteral, it is an illegal search, and IF they attempt to detain you, it is illegal detainment.

      Here is the logic:
      1 According to Federal UCC (Universal Commerce Code) ONCE you have paid for the goods - those goods ARE yours.
      2 The US constitutions bill of rights - 4th admendment - protects you from illegal search and seizures. (..don't give me that "oh that only applies to govnmt" -> if thats the case then my private security army can search you at anytime... )
      3 You can NOT sign away your rights. Don't let those bulk clubs screw you here ...

      The smart employees typically KNOW that they can't force you to go thru this search.

      Imagine this scenerio - you've buying something for a medical condition and the door checker notices and tell so and so ... and eventually word is out. Or that you bought roses ... and gets back to your SO .. AND you didnt give them to her (you could have given it to your mom .. ) THIS is why you should protect yourself, ONCE you've paid for the items - they are yours.

      Naturally some states have better laws regarding this.

    15. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by forkboy · · Score: 1

      They're SOL as far as you having to return the item but they can still fire the person at the register or take them to court if its a big ticket item they just let walk away for pennies.

      And if that person who gets taken to court implicates you in exchange for a lighter sentence, you're fucked...you were just party to a fraud and grand larceny. (It's a felony if the item was over $500) Chances are pretty good that if someone rings up a $1500 item for $5, that you're a friend and they're doing you a "favor" and the court would see it as such.

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    16. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by danoatvulaw · · Score: 1

      yeah.. that's what I said.

    17. Re:We've had this discussion before and... by danoatvulaw · · Score: 1

      Ok.. just to clarify a couple of your points. For starters, the UCC is the Uniform Commercial Code, not Universal. Secondly, the UCC is generally only applied as between two merchants, not merchant and general public consumer. Third, that title to said goods passes to you is not a concern of the UCC (which by the way is not law until it is adopted by a particular jurisdiction), it really comes from property law.

      As to point 2 you make... your statement is completely and utterly factually incorrect. The US constitution only applies as against governmental intrusion, not private parties. The correct remedy here for someone searching your person without due cause is a tort action for false arrest, false imprisonment, and if they touch you, battery. Store security guards MAY detain you LAWFULLY if they have reasonable belief that you have comitted an unlawful act, and yes, that extends even outside the store into the parking lot. Bonkowski v Arlan's Department Store, 162 N.W.2d 347 (Mich.App. 1968)

      Lastly, you are correct in that you cannot completely sign away your rights... However, your last paragraph makes no sense whatsoever.

  35. Hang on a minute... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...This is the BSA, in the UK, right?

    So how exactly do they propose to check up on me anyway? On what legal basis can they force me to let them into my business to perform an "audit" to their satisfaction? Who the hell do these people think they are anyway?

    This is just the usual scare-mongering. It's about time someone stood up to people like this and made them produce some evidence and go to court. Better yet, let them go after a legit company, and sue them for some form of defamation afterwards.

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    1. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "On what legal basis can they force me to let them into my business to perform an "audit" to their satisfaction?"

      I take it that you didn't read all those EULAs barfed out at you during the installs.

    2. Re:Hang on a minute... by rindeee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And they know he has seen and agreed to those EULAs how? If they don't know for fact that he is using particular software, they can't very well use the fact that he might have clicked "I Agree" as grounds to force their way in the door. Besides, that's what really big mean dogs are for.

    3. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I take it that you didn't read all those EULAs barfed out at you during the installs.

      Sure I did. Of course, whether they have any legal basis or not, and if so whether it confers rights on the BSA rather than the software vendor(s), are different questions. The BSA can find out in court, if they really want to know whether I've got any illegal software installed (I haven't) and they're prepared to risk a test case that could destroy their whole threat model (I doubt it).

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    4. Re:Hang on a minute... by Splab · · Score: 1

      as mentioned earlier, how the hell can they claim you have accepted this without proving that you have the software? If they knew what software you got they could just look you up at the vendor...

    5. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally EULAs don't allow audits, but volume license contracts do. Unless you've signed a contract with a BSA member giving them the right to audit, there's not much they can do (unless they can get enough evidence for a warrant).

    6. Re:Hang on a minute... by idsofmarch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Trouble is, read your EULA. There are some very interesting things in there. You essentially agree to the audit, especially in the case of MS software. They use a shotgun tactic: send out the faxes, or emails to any company they can find a listing, then state, using radio commercials, a company's need to report any pirated software, while at the same time asking for disgruntled employees to produce information. They will give out rewards for information to these employees. For the guy who posted this question originally, you should audit your software to first understand what kind of software you own, what software you've bought but don't have the installation disks, and also what software you might have borrowed inadvertantly. Then consider what kind of real liability you're under and if this software is something they cover. Then consider if they would have any reason to check your particular group. If you're using licensed software from Adobe say, and you're running Wintel boxes, you should really own a real copy or license key for Windows. But, seriously read the EULAs and see exactly what you have agreed to. The Bill of Rights does exactly cover these kinds of contracts and if you've signed it by installing the software you've unfortunately agreed to a binding contract.

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    7. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The beautiful part, however, is that the BSA/Microsoft/whoever has to take you to court and prove that you "signed" an EULA, which would prove very difficult, in order to get a court ordered audit.

    8. Re:Hang on a minute... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I really hope these private organizations cannot get a warrent for any amount of evidence. Maybe they can convince the police too, but that is entirly different.

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    9. Re:Hang on a minute... by Master+Bait · · Score: 1
      In the US, no civil contract can superceed the Bill of Rights. In order for the BSA to bust down your doors looking for software, they must obtain a legitimite search warrant, based on evidence.

      The first step when getting a BSA letter is to either write them back declining their invitation, or ignore it.

      If a BSA person comes to your door, send them away and call your lawyer immediately. Never talk to a BSA goon face-to-face without the counsel of a lawyer. Never.

      In the meantime, if you do own commercial software, never register it with the publisher. Never give them your name, address or serial number.

      If you run a shop that doesn't use commercial software, take the initiative and waste the BSA's time as much as possible.

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      --Tom Schulman
    10. Re:Hang on a minute... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sure I did. Of course, whether they have any legal basis or not, and if so whether it confers rights on the BSA rather than the software vendor(s), are different questions. The BSA can find out in court, if they really want to know whether I've got any illegal software installed (I haven't) and they're prepared to risk a test case that could destroy their whole threat model (I doubt it).

      First, you agreed to the EULA and the BSA can hold it to you. Simply by giving their corporate member a call and asking for the necessary credentials (if they don't have them already). They only have to become a "designated representative of the company" or something like that. The same reason the guy who answers your tech support call has to provide you tech support even though you didn't personally make your agreement with him. (Does this imply that the BSA is on Microsoft's payroll? Yes, of course, read on)

      Second, the BSA is using a long-practiced business model. Extortion. They are using the tried and true model of, say for example, the Italian Mob. Here's an example:

      Guido: Mr. Chapman, if you don't pay us for protection, there are many criminal elements in this neighborhood who will do serious damage to your business.

      Mr. Chapman: I'm sorry, but isn't that what the police are for? I won't pay.

      -- later --

      Guido: Say Boss, Chapman didn't pay up.

      Boss: Send out an enforcement team.

      -- later --

      Enforcement team thrashes Chapman's business and beats him within an inch of his life.

      -- later (in the hospital) --

      Guido: What happened, Mr. Chapman? Did you get assaulted by those criminal elements I warned you about?

      Mr. Chapman: Yes. I'll pay! I'll pay!

      -- end 1 act play --

      The BSA have no grounds, really. They are enforcing Intellectual Property law, and they are assessing fines, and searching (and seizing, no doubt) private and public property without a warrant. They are not a law enforcement agency, however. They are a private agency. Their NP status is only to prevent the government from attacking them (and probably helps a lot with taxes and so forth), but I'll bet many of their employees receive paychecks from more than one company. In any case, they exist to enforce EULAs that were not made into law in the first place. Effectively, they threaten to bring the law against you. Kinda like "Hey bro, if you don't give me $20, I'll tell the cops you sell dope, and that'll cost you a lot more."

      The BSA is a group of vigilante lawmakers and enforcers, and even though they're not a government agency they must be stopped! THEY are the Lex Luthors and <insert favorite super-villain here>s of the present, and they *must* be destroyed.

      Stand up to them. Tell them to fuck off. Instead of doing an audit, spend your money implementing free solutions. Don't worry about price of implementation, or function, or anything like that. Enact the FIRST RULE OF BUSINESS, and COVER YOUR ASS. Destroy all copies of any proprietary software within your organization and install nothing but free software. Then tell them they can't audit you because you canceled your end of the agreement.

      When they assess a fine, tell them "I won't pay it. You're not a judge appointed by a duly elected representative, and I sure in the fuck didn't vote for you or any politician that created you." When they drag you into court, you COUNTERSUE them, and charge them with extortion! (if you can, extortion might be rigidly defined as threatening physical harm, but i'm not a lawyer)

      When the BSA knocks on your door, you have a perfect opportunity to fight for your freedom, and it's not only a fight that means something, it's also a fight worth winning.

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    11. Re:Hang on a minute... by sfe_software · · Score: 3, Informative
      "On what legal basis can they force me to let them into my business to perform an "audit" to their satisfaction?"

      I take it that you didn't read all those EULAs barfed out at you during the installs.


      WTF does that have to do with anything? On what legal grounds can someone walk into MY business and demand to see software licenses?

      Suppose I don't run any such software (all OSS). Then your (weak) EULA argument is nullified anyway.

      The point is, these people (the BSA, et al) are NOT a law-enforcement agency, have not been granted any power by the lawmakers, general public, or anyone else. And I certainly didn't sign any contract with them.

      It's sad to see how many people comply with these people. Not that I'm for piracy, I'm really not -- but even moreso I'm against organisations like this using scare tactics, etc. It's damned-near misrepresentation.

      So you say "Fuck off, BSA". Then what? Do you think they'd file a case, with no evidence or legal grounds? Do you think someone would be able to obtain a warrant?

      If I send you a letter and say "If you've stolen any stereo equipment, tell me or I'll call the cops". You say "Fuck off". I tell the police. They tell me to get lost, end of story. This is, after all, the US, and we still do have some rights, for now anyway. Failure to prove innocence (or unwillingness to cooperate) is NOT itself evidence of guilt. Especially when it's NOT a law enforcement agency, rather some "alliance" sticking their nose in other people's business.
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    12. Re:Hang on a minute... by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Funny
      In the US, no civil contract can superceed the Bill of Rights.

      An NDA can supersede your right to free speech.

      An arbitration clause can supersede your right to a jury trial.

      A contract to work in Celine Dion's recording studio can supersede your protection against cruel and unusual punishment.

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    13. Re:Hang on a minute... by mxs3549 · · Score: 1
      ... and they're prepared to risk a test case that could destroy their whole threat model (I doubt it).

      Yes, but are you willing risk a test case that brings a $250,000 and 5 years in prison, or whatever the exact copyright infringement penalty is, for every alleged illegal copy. (I doubt it too).

    14. Re:Hang on a minute... by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 1
      ...This is the BSA, in the UK, right?

      So how exactly do they propose to check up on me anyway? On what legal basis can they force me to let them into my business to perform an "audit" to their satisfaction? Who the hell do these people think they are anyway?

      I'm not sure how it would work in the US. There's enough commonality between the US and UK civil law that I'll chance a guess:

      You buy software, under circumstances which cause you to actually sign a contract. Say, a support agreement. Buried in that contract is a clause allowing the provider or its representative to conduct audits to ensure copyright compliance. Wham, you've just agreed to let them in the door to pull this crap for the duration of the contract.

      If you don't let them in, they come back with a court order and a deputy sheriff (in state courts) or Deputy US Marshall (in Federal courts) to enforce same. Or so they threaten.

      If the only such agreement is a clickthrough/shrinkwrap license, then they will have one hell of a time getting in the door if you tell them 'no.'

      As the UK has "loser pays" in civil litigation, I'm going to guess that the BSA is a little less free with bullshit lawsuit threats against UK businesses. I could be wrong, though.

      What I would do: If they have a warrant, comply with it but make sure that you have cameras or at least audio recorders running. If not, tell them where to go. Either way, your attorney (solicitor?) should probably be brought into the loop ASAP.

    15. Re:Hang on a minute... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      An NDA can supersede your right to free speech.

      No it can't. I am still free to say whatever I want. It's just that there are certain consequences for saying specific things.

      An arbitration clause can supersede your right to a jury trial.

      Cite, please.

      A contract to work in Celine Dion's recording studio can supersede your protection against cruel and unusual punishment.

      Very funny. Now hand me back my ears.

      All of these things are contracts that I have signed. A shrink wrap agreement has dubious legal standing, since it offers nothing (I paid for the software at the register) and I have signed nothing. Also, if I disagree, i'm out all of my money. On top of that, there is legal precedent for these types of licenses that require I be specifically warned of anything unusual in the terms. I don't think they'll be able to enforce them too much.

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    16. Re:Hang on a minute... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      First, you agreed to the EULA and the BSA can hold it to you.

      No, I clicked on 'I agree'. Since it's my software, I can use it as I please. After all, I've paid for it, and the store won't take it back once it's been opened.

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    17. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you point to (or quote) the exact paragraph of one of those EULAs where it says that you agree to let anyone in to do an audit?

      If you can't, please keep the FUD where it belongs.

    18. Re:Hang on a minute... by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      First, you agreed to the EULA and the BSA can hold it to you.

      This is in the UK, remember. It's not really been tested in court but I think legal consensus is that they are unenforceable.

      It's much more likely that they would get a written statement from a disgruntled employee and ask a magistrate for a warrant.

    19. Re:Hang on a minute... by pjrc · · Score: 1
      The BSA can find out in court, if they really want to know whether I've got any illegal software installed (I haven't) and they're prepared to risk a test case that could destroy their whole threat model (I doubt it).

      On the flip side the coin, you can risk huge legal expenses, as well as distracting yourself and perhaps other key people in your company away from what's important (customers) to instead focus on the legal battle. And you can't be so sure you'll win. Going to court is risky, and if the BSA is willing to threaten you (specifically, not a generic mass-mailed scare letter), they probably do have some sort of evidence such as a statement from a former employee about unlicensed software.

      The health and possibly even survival (if you're not a large corp) of your business are at state. You'd probably be risking quite a bit more than they would be. Even if they lose and you "win" by having them cover your legal expenses (not likely).... their "threat model" probably won't be impacted at all. Unlicensed software will still be illegal, and their tactics will work the same on others regardless of you winning or losing.

    20. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      Yes, but are you willing risk a test case that brings a $250,000 and 5 years in prison, or whatever the exact copyright infringement penalty is, for every alleged illegal copy. (I doubt it too).

      Why the hell not? I have no illegal software on my machines, and nothing they do, not even producing some disgruntled ex-employee, can prove otherwise.

      And quit with the scare-mongering penalties and read the law already.

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    21. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      Even if they lose and you "win" by having them cover your legal expenses (not likely).... their "threat model" probably won't be impacted at all.

      First of all, why do you say it is unlikely they would have to cover my legal expenses? That seems pretty routine in cases where a prosecution turns out to be malicious but without basis.

      Secondly, their threat model might not be destroyed by Joe Businessman winning his case, but if a sufficiently high court finds that EULAs have no legal weight, the BSA and its supporters are pretty shafted. News would get out real quick, and everyone will be throwing the letters away, not just the smart ones. Not good for the BSA, that...

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    22. Re:Hang on a minute... by Znork · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the 60 security/lawyer guys knocking on your door, accompanied by the nice policeman who'll place you under arrest if you refuse to let them in.

      It happens every day. Dont ask me how they get the rights or the warrants, but they do and so far I havent heard of anyone successfully shutting a BSA raid team out.

    23. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so far I havent heard of anyone successfully shutting a BSA raid team out.

      Set up a virtual business.

      • Phone number thru one of those VoIP places
      • Physical address is a maildrop
      • Internet Connection is thru a WiFi

      Just where are those people going to find you? None of those datapoints they have need be anywhere remotely near where you are physically located.

    24. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I pirated a copy, I obviously didn't agree to the EULA. Duh.

    25. Re:Hang on a minute... by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

      When the BSA knocks on your door, you have a perfect opportunity to fight for your freedom, and it's not only a fight that means something, it's also a fight worth winning.

      In some parts of the U.S. there is a "make my day law" Which basically states, if some one will NOT leave your residence when you request it, and they are threatening, then you can kill them, right there, in your foyer. So come on, BSA, visit me and my Glock!!!!

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    26. Re:Hang on a minute... by pjrc · · Score: 1
      Saddly, wasting time posting slashdot replies.... I really should get back to work, but.....

      why do you say it is unlikely they would have to cover my legal expenses? That seems pretty routine in cases where a prosecution turns out to be malicious but without basis.

      Apparantly awarding "court costs" is routine. Attorney's fees are another matter. A judge is going to have a pretty hard time finding "mallice" or even "bad faith" when they had a tip from a former employee (aka, eye witness) that gave them legitimate reason to persue the case. And apparantly the BSA doesn't actually begin real invesigations, let alone go to court, without some real evidence (almost always a tip from a former employee).

      their threat model might not be destroyed by Joe Businessman winning his case, but if a sufficiently high court finds that EULAs have no legal weight, the BSA and its supporters are pretty shafted.

      Consider the highly improbably events that would lead to this. You lose, appeal, lose again, appeal again, etc. Aside from the time and incredible expense (and distraction from your real business objectives), each appeals becomes exponentially less likely of hearing the case. And even if they did, the matter if the case is wether you violated licenses and copied the software illegally. And in all likelyhood, for there'd be some compelling evidence against you (pretty unlikely the lower courts truely erred badly), so you'd be pretty unlikely to find sympathy with a judge.

      Indeed, I'd say you're dreaming. It's a fun and wonderful dream. Leave it in fantsyland where it belongs. Just don't delude yourself and others into believing it ever has a chance in hell of becoming reality.

    27. Re:Hang on a minute... by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 1

      You say extortion. I say it's more like blackmail. I wonder if the local cops would sit up and take notice if you wanted them formally charged. If they 'offer' you a chance to pay instead of 'informing' on you and all it's consiquences, thats blackmail. Just like a freelance 'investigator' following guys around and then 'offering' not to 'inform' the wife if only you pay X or deliver this package to X. I wonder which one would have the best chance in a court.

    28. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think we're on different wavelengths here. I'm talking about whether they can enforce an EULA condition, such that I'm forced to grant access so they can audit me. This is way before any judgement of penalties for alleged copyright infringement.

      And there aren't that many levels of court in the UK system, are there? Can't remember exactly how the civil system works -- and in my own country, too :-( -- but you're pretty much on the top rung of the ladder on your third or fourth visit either way I think. For an issue with fundamental implications for every software user and business in the country, that doesn't seem so inconceivable.

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    29. Re:Hang on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > First, you agreed to the EULA and the BSA can hold it to you.

      If I agreed to the EULA, me software is not pirated, so there is no reason for them to come in.

      If I pirated the software, I didn't agree to the EULA, so there is no legal basis for them coming in.

      So which do they want? Heads I win, tails they loose.

    30. Re:Hang on a minute... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      If I agreed to the EULA, me software is not pirated, so there is no reason for them to come in. If I pirated the software, I didn't agree to the EULA, so there is no legal basis for them coming in. So which do they want? Heads I win, tails they loose.

      These are good points, however, the way it works is that basically you have *some* legally purchased software, and they get to come in and make sure *all* of your software is legally licensed.

      It's kinda like you buy a Chevy and give Chevrolet the right to make sure that all of your cars are Chevrolets. Well, not exactly, but it's just as idiotic.

      Furthmore, I think that if someone were to test this part of the agreement in court, it would fail. You can't sign away your right to privacy. You can give people permission to do something, but you can retract the permission as well.

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  36. How stupid IS the BSA? by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 2, Funny

    How clever is that??? Send out threatening letters to all of the fresh law graduates! What's one market in the US that you don't want upset with you? Lawyers you say? Duh.

  37. How likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These letters are sales pitches. However, with that said, if you can prove due diligence that you attempted to acquire all your warez^H^H^H^H^Hsoftware legally, no court would convict you. The fish they're trying to fry are the "one copy on all the machines" types.

  38. hmm by hfastedge · · Score: 1

    Where software pirating really eats away at profits is in corporate and educational institutions.

    The poster's experience describes *the* sole interface between an authority and the potentially law-breaking organization. This IS the only place the information gets exchanged.

    The poster is doing a simple risk assessment. Now, these are fine for life and death matters like war eg "force depletion assessment" (thanks west wing), or for business risks. But this is a risk with the law, and history shows us that it is not worth discussing.

    All information to actually answer the posters comment would either go into making him feel ok with his illegal risk, or give him ideas on how best to avoid getting caught.

    So....I dont think that the BSA simply asking some random,relatively senior member of an organization is effective at all. I don't think that something this routine is worth any human's time. I do think that we have to engineer ourselves out of the loop here (thats one of the basic things we do as programmers).

    But, when envisioning a model of how we could engineer ourselves out of the loop, the idea of trusted computing comes to mind.

    Suppose the process is automated. Well, as corporations serve their master (the dollar), it might be more justified to fake that your corporation is running legal software (however that might be for all non-spyware microsoft stuff...) although this brings up the idea (how the heck does the BSA actually invesitigate for non-spyware produces (maybe answering this will satisfy the poster)).

    But, the easiest way to solve this problem is "trusted computing".eg devise an untamperable way to record certain data on a device connected the computer and to the net (eg write only without capability of deleting). Make a standard for this, and get all software vendors that care to implement their software to make use of this.

    Yeah, I realize that this is going to ruffle a lot of feathers as it seems that everyone is freedom-for-the-sake-of-freedom here. But I am simply presenting a pretty ruff and pretty good solution to how to engineer ourselves out of the loop here.

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    1. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking ignorant and lazy.... Let's make us have to be connected to a network or attach some special device to our computers just for the sake of installing purchased software.. Just so the BSA will leave you alone...

    2. Re:hmm by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      (eg write only without capability of deleting)

      An unacceptable solution. What if fire destroys your computers? So you use the same media to install on the new computers, and find yourself in license violation.

      Big Brother style politics will not solve the problem, it will only obfuscate it. Implementing Big Brother style politics into technological solutions will never solve the human problem (or, in the case of the BSA, the inhuman problem).

      Bottom line is this: freedom and responsibility go hand in hand. When the government (or anybody else, for that matter) tries to take your responsibility, they will be taking away a portion of your freedom as well. Even if they (and you) think they are doing you a favor.

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    3. Re:hmm by hfastedge · · Score: 1

      The path of least resistance is simply to have free software. But the simple thing is that concentrated developement follows money. And the sources of money wish to see return. Money is a great tool for organization.

      I suppose free software tries to engineer money out of the loop.

      Untill then...As I said the device i describe will be net aware. So it uploads its data regularly. The software is only to show the BSA that your ratio of computers to software is in fact fair.

      Im merely engineering here...i think site licenses are pretty retarded ;-).

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    4. Re:hmm by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Untill then...As I said the device i describe will be net aware. So it uploads its data regularly. The software is only to show the BSA that your ratio of computers to software is in fact fair.

      Still won't cover computers not connected to the net. Chances are the BSA (or their puppetmasters) will have evidence of licenses purchased for disconnected computers and that would give them a loophole still. Microsoft's Palladium idea would virtually kill a machine that's not net aware, but providing the net costs $$$ that some people don't have/aren't willing to pay. Further, I'd cancel my internet if I had to switch to Palladium. Actually, I'd probly destroy my computers and go live in a cave, because at that time this society won't be worth even partially living in.

      Im merely engineering here...i think site licenses are pretty retarded ;-).

      Do you really think engineering can solve human problems? That's the basis of my argument, which probably wasn't clear in my other post. :) Technology can't solve human problems. It can improve the human condition. It can make humans healthier/safer/happier. But it can never prevent someone from doing exactly what they want to do. NOr can it provide a perfect fix for someone who's trying their damnedest to be legal with their software. Mistakes are human, and it's a human problem. Engineer a human solution to the human problem, and a technological solution to a technological problem. But "don't cross the streams. It would be bad."

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  39. Me and the Boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Me and the boys would really hate for something to happen. We can sell you insurance to prevent, say, that vase that Frankie is leaning against from getting broken. Oops, like that."

    Actually, this campaign was going on two years ago. In the fall, I think. Same scam.

    1. Re:Me and the Boys by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

      As was mentioned elsewhere (and on Slashdot late last month), the "software audit threat" is a sales tool. It isn't clear from the article whether Microsoft was going to conduct this audit itself or have the BSA do it, but the threat caused Houston to embrace SimDesk:

      http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technol og y/2003-01-21-simdesk-cover_x.htm

  40. Quick fix in a tight situtation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminder to self: Keep magnet with in close proximity to computer for emergency use.

  41. BSA letter may be a legal trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Quote from an interview with Bruce Perens by Joe Barr:

    "What is happening is that through various legal "gotcha's" that are incorporated in the EULA, or in things that are deceptively sent to companies, [the BSA] are getting a company to waive a legal right: the right to privacy.

    "They send you a postcard and ask you if you want to know about licensing. If anyone in your company signs it and returns it, it actually gives them authority to come in and audit your company. I don't have direct experience with it, and if you go look into the press on BSA you will find out about this one. They target low-level employees in your company, and it sounds on the postcard like it's a seminar on software licensing. But if someone checks "Yes, I'm interested", then somewhere in the fine print it's actually an invitation to come and audit the software licensing for the company."


    http://www.linuxworld.com/2003/0117.barr.html

    1. Re:BSA letter may be a legal trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can this be valid? I know that my company explicitly forbids me from signing anything binding like a contract.

    2. Re:BSA letter may be a legal trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what happens with that is that a lot of lower level employees are not specifically authorized to make those kinds of decisions. It may be a foot in the door, but unless a certified decision-maker in the company signed it and returned it, the BSA would have no legal leg to stand on (of course, IANAL etc.)

    3. Re:BSA letter may be a legal trap! by raju1kabir · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "They send you a postcard and ask you if you want to know about licensing. If anyone in your company signs it and returns it, it actually gives them authority to come in and audit your company. I don't have direct experience with it, and if you go look into the press on BSA you will find out about this one. They target low-level employees in your company, and it sounds on the postcard like it's a seminar on software licensing. But if someone checks "Yes, I'm interested", then somewhere in the fine print it's actually an invitation to come and audit the software licensing for the company."

      How does a "low-level employee" have the authority to extend such an invitation? Let's say I send postcards to everyone at General Motors offering a free calendar, and the small print obliges the company to sell me all the cars I want for $1 apiece, and someone from the janitorial department sends one back. How far do you think I'll get when I show up with my carny roll?

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    4. Re:BSA letter may be a legal trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But what happens with that is that a lot of lower level employees are not specifically authorized to make those kinds of decisions


      IANAL and all standard disclaimers apply, I studied commercial law at college, which is where my information comes from.

      In contract law, there is a concept known as "ostensible authority". If a person or entity relies on the belief that a corporations representative (said low level drone in this case) has authority to make this decision and a court finds that that reliance was reasonable, bada bing, bada boom: the corporation is bound by a decision made by a person not authorised to so bind it.

      The really sneaky part of this is that the BSA has very carefully inserted "consideration" a crucial component of any contract. Because the BSA offers to provide the person with a service (provision of information about licencing) and the target company agrees in the postcard to do something in return, this postcard forms a binding contract, provided that the person who signed it can reasonably be believed to hold authority to make such a contract.

    5. Re:BSA letter may be a legal trap! by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      I'm not a particularly low-level employee where I work, but I'm definitely not empowered to sign away any rights the company may have. I seriously doubt that even my boss or her boss could do that.

  42. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, the letter is scary, but everyone in any buisness gets it. Unless you get another nasty letter or have vengeful ex-employees, disregard it. Even I got one. They just send it out to the area they're investigating to turn up anyone they can without any real work.

  43. Maybe not scam, more like racketeering. by nyet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Would be nice to crucify the BSA with the RICO Act under the "conduct or participate, directly or indirectly, in the conduct of such enterprise's affairs, through a patter of racketeering activity" section, for misrepresenting the legal system for the express purpose of intimidation.

    Nailing them for mail fraud would be nice too, if you can find them deliberately transmitting false statements.

    They are scum only out to extort a buck.

    1. Re:Maybe not scam, more like racketeering. by TFloore · · Score: 1
      Huh?

      misrepresenting the legal system for the express purpose of intimidation


      I thought intimidation *was* the purpose of the legal system! Or have I been reading about too many bought-and-paid-for laws lately?
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    2. Re:Maybe not scam, more like racketeering. by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      I thought intimidation *was* the purpose of the legal system! Or have I been reading about too many bought-and-paid-for laws lately?

      The latter. Granted, some laws are passed with the intention of being used for little more than intimidation, but the original purpose of the legal system was to settle disputes, such as over who owned what.

  44. Ignore Them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well first off we received a phone call from them after we first ignored the three letters they sent us. Then we basicaly said okay sure sure sure to them on the phone, have a nice day- Click. Then we ignored them some more, and that was 2 years ago and we have not heard back from them.

    Of course you should be paying for the software, and if you do not have the licenses I suggest you get this resolved. A receipt should be sufficient enough to track down when/where the software was bought. You have 20 computers, and a receipt for 20 copies of MS-Office..well guess what, no lawyer in their right mind would go to a judge with this. Do not tell me you have no receipts for the software,, what kind of mickey mouse outfit are you working for? The IRS is going to be your next problem!

    So in the long run I would just ignore them. Go ahead and do an internal audit of which you lose the documentation, then I would start buying software in a one and two a month type scenario. Nothing to break the bank.

    In any case DO NOT LET THEM COME DO AN AUDIT! They have no right to enter your buisness, and they will not do this without a court order. And if they have a court order your lawyers can fight this easily. It is impossible for them to prove they have a shread of proof, and anything that an disgruntal ex-employee has said is hearsay.

    We think the reason they contacted us is because an ex-employee wanted a raise since he just graduated a CCNA course and was Cisco certified (I find this amuzing since he took a class for 2 years on the CCNA test which has a book of less then 500 pages), problem is that it was not his job to work with Cisco equipment and we have no positions available for him. Since he was an asshole and demanded a raise we fired him, so we think he called the BSA and said we were illegal for Adobe software because the software cabinet the IT department has only has 2 copies of the Adobe Acrobat software, what the moron does not know is that we have 15 copies of it in different departments maintained by that department since it is specialized software and only a few people get (The IT department maintains a copy of the license and screen prints, also copies of the receipts are filed in the IT office which he would not know about since he was a tech, and shitty one at that!). It is installed currently on about 10 peoples computers.

  45. Ignore it ... by SuperRob · · Score: 1

    The BSA isn't a government body. If the BSA asks you to do a self-audit, or they'll come audit you, just ignore it, or plead dumb. They're hoping that you're going to come forward and get your software licensed. If you have a small, non-profit company, you're not going to have to worry about the BSA coming to you to do an audit. They don't have the manpower. If the BSA does happen to show up at your company, unless they have a WARRANT, they don't have the right to audit anything.

    In other words, yes. It IS a scam.

    1. Re:Ignore it ... by 1010011010 · · Score: 1


      It's like when you get pulled over, and the cop asks, "do you know how fast you were going?" or, "do you know why I pulled you over?" Lie, or say nothing -- what they want is a confession, or at least an admission. Quoting Carlin, "Never help the police."

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  46. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry but if you're in a business you should be keeping your receits for tax purposes anyway that's enough to proove you purchased the software you need to look at your entire method to running your business everything about licencing should be kept until you dispose of the software or it's no longer used any other way is just foolish and it also means you're liable. I'd be more afraid of your business practice than your stupid American business association

  47. The odds? by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 4, Insightful



    The odds?

    0.

    Literally.

    0.

    If they had any intention of "auditing" people (which, btw, is illegal in and of itself! It violates property laws, search & seizure laws, as well as laws against extortion, to name a few) they would have just gone ahead and done so already. Instead, they've put millions into cranking out form letters to people as scare tactics, since they know they're effectively powerless.

    If auditing companies produced any meaningful monetary award, they would already be doing so...which they aren't. And even if they did, they sure as hell wouldn't tell you or I about it in advance.

    Logic prevails.

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    1. Re:The odds? by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you have to wonder about that. Imagine the RIAA using the same tactics. I probably don't have any proof that I bought any of the CDs I own, even though I have the CDs. Perhaps I stole them, so they'd better charge me for them. It's all BS.

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    2. Re:The odds? by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that the next time that I'm interested in finding out what my competetors are doing, I'll fire up the old color inkjet and print out a few phony ID cards that say BSA on them in big black letters.
      Then I'll march right into their offices, flash my new BSA badge, plug my laptop into their server, download all of their R&D work and accounting files, and walk out with a check for thousands of dollars and let them know that they got off easy, This TIME!

    3. Re:The odds? by danoatvulaw · · Score: 2, Informative

      It violates property laws, search & seizure laws, as well as laws against extortion, to name a few)

      Actually, audits neither violate search and seizure laws, nor are they extortion. Your 4th Amendment right only applies when the government is the actor, not a private individual. As to extortion, they are presumably threatening to enforce something in their licensing agreement, therefore not extorting you of anything. And as to property laws, if you let them do it, then you have granted them access to your private property, thus no trespass unless they act outside the authority you allow them. They can tell you that the agreement you signed with them permits inspection at any time, or an audit, but you still have the choice of not allowing them access. I will save the contract issues that would follow for a later time. You are right though.. the odds that this is enforced are 0.

    4. Re:The odds? by youBastrd · · Score: 1

      If anyone actually shows up at your door, show them your Linux disks. :)

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      No one has ever fired for blaming Microsoft.
    5. Re:The odds? by Badanov · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Under criminal laws it is illegal to audit, but you can throw your rights out the window when it comes to civil law. It is a whole 'nother ball game if the BSA thinks you are illegal and a local law firm they have hired can clean up using you in civil court.

      In civil law, you really have no rights, except to hire a lawyer. Everything else is fair game.

      If the BSA comes knocking with a letter from a local law firm, you are hosed if you can't show you have the licenses.

      --
      Dawn of the Dead
    6. Re:The odds? by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Bowie, what are you smoking? The BSA does and has conducted these audits. How? By getting enough information from disgruntled former employees, they're able to convince a judge to give them a court order to conduct an audit, under the eyes of marshals (who are there to make sure the company in question doesn't interfere with the audit). The BSA has been around for a long time, and they've been at this a long time. They know as well as you do that they can't barge onto private property without a warrant, but they can get a warrant. That's the scary part.

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    7. Re:The odds? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      If they had any intention of "auditing" people (which, btw, is illegal in and of itself! It violates property laws, search & seizure laws, as well as laws against extortion, to name a few) they would have just gone ahead and done so already

      So, is there any kind of organized effort to fight them? Like from the EFF? Can only the state start a RICO investigation? They are at least guilty of mail fraud.

    8. Re:The odds? by WNight · · Score: 1

      If they've got a US Marshall with them, as many stories indicate, then it's a government action, the BSA drone is there for technical support.

      Misrepresentation of the law, especially by a lawyer, is a crime. If they tell you that you must do something, because it's required by law (ie submit to this search) they're breaking a law. If they do it for expected gain (they do) it's also fraud. If they do it by mail, it might be mail fraud.

      But they know nobody who can afford to press this will risk the money. This is *the* problem with the US court system. You can't actually do much of what people threaten to do, but by failing very slowly and with a lot of lawyers you can make it cost your opponent more than they can pay. Until this hole is fixed the legal system isn't deserving of any respect.

  48. The people who were busted... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...actually installed illegally pirated software, though. Show me a case where a group with genuinely bought software but a couple of misplaced certificates was successfully sued?

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    1. Re:The people who were busted... by ender81b · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I cannot find the link (it was 7-8 years ago) but my University was sued, big time, for 10's of millions of dollars. The BSA did a software audit found thousand of machines 'not properly licesned'.we HAD all the damm liscenes but we just ghosted all our machines with one image one we got them, figuring a long as we had enough certificates it would be OK. Wrong. They got out of it by paying a million or so and signing a Microsoft Campus Wide license agreement. So now we don't have to worry about the BSA...

    2. Re:The people who were busted... by jsse · · Score: 1

      They got out of it by paying a million or so and signing a Microsoft Campus Wide license agreement.

      I find strikingly similarity in our case. We must be schoolmates. :)
      We didn't realize the deals with Microsoft at first, until we found that they discontinued SUN's maintenance contracts and replace many workstation with Windows NT, regardless of our protest. Well....at least we could play better games than bomberman.....forget about our researches. :)

    3. Re:The people who were busted... by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      Whoa, that doesn't sound right. My understanding is that they don't care about this kind of thing, as long as you have as many licenses as seats. I've never heard of anything happening like the case you describe.

      Obviously volume licensing is the way to go, but I thought this also yields lower profit margins for Microsoft- it's just more convenient and encourages big orders. When you buy a volume licensed copy, you get a special unkeyed installer. When I worked in a university IT department, they did exactly what you describe and ghosted an image across hundreds of machines, but probably only had one CD. They *did* have a certificate saying that they had a 100-seat (or whatever) license, but I can't imagine that Microsoft would care if they were presented with 100 certificates instead. (They'd probably try to pimp their evil subscription scheme, though.)

      I suspect the practice your university got busted for is extremely widespread, and I imagine it would be grounds for a court case.

    4. Re:The people who were busted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the various licenses. A license that came with a computer from Dell does not permit ghosting. However if you want to buy a bulk license direct from microsoft, you can ghost.

      Its all part of the game.

    5. Re:The people who were busted... by dfung · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I guess this is sort of semantics.

      I believe the most common case where the BSA "busts" somebody is when they have legally purchased 400 licenses for [your software here, but it's seems to usually be MS Office, AutoCAD, or Photoshop] but their internal procedure has allowed that to be installed on 1200 machines.

      You just need to decide at this point whether those 800 illegal installs are "illegally pirated software" or not (I genuinely don't know where you'd place this from your post).

      The case of 100 copies of Photoshop but nobody purchased a single legit copy in the entire company is an easy one for the BSA or software publisher, but the big money for the publisher is getting the incremental licensing fees for all those second copies that an Alcoa or Bechtel installed on all the corporate laptops. They're looking for a company that's big enough to cough up the big, big bucks not some little guy.

      In big companies, when you receive the initial letter, your corporate counsel will ask the execs whether they've done an internal audit, and make and attempt to get in line. So the BSA has had giant bang for almost no effort. Big companies really would prefer to be clean from a licensing standpoint if the publisher gives them any chance to do that (e.g. 20,000 copies of MS Office better not cost 20,000*$500, and in fact, it doesn't).

      This response is much stronger if I could dig up the name of the company that this popped up on a couple of years ago. I believe it was a company that was operating maybe 4x the number of AutoCAD seats that they were paying for. This was an especially blatant case, as (unlike Windows or Office) I don't think it's trivial to do multiple installs of AutoCAD.

    6. Re:The people who were busted... by ender81b · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah they do care. They want each machine to have a unique license otherwise they bust your ass, it is a violation of the license agreement to have 1 copy installed on 500 machines even if you have 500 licenses. Thank god for the new enterprise agreement. I would HATE to have to fuck around with 500 computers and activate each copy of winxp seperately.

    7. Re:The people who were busted... by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 2, Informative

      The classic case was Snap-On Tools. They were clean, and they weren't busted, but they were just about shut down for the audit for longer than they could afford. It cost them into 6 figures.

    8. Re:The people who were busted... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Well, you were in the right. You didn't agree to their license agreement and federal law doesn't say much about how you type in registration codes. (Well, until the DMCA, ghost is probably illegal now.)

      US Copyright law specifically allows you to make temporary copies of a copyrighted work, as necessary for the execution of said work. That was what the license agreement argument stood upon, the idea that you bought the CD but couldn't read it into memory without a license.

      You only "agree" to their crap when you sign site licenses. Just buying a retail copy is license free, and ditto with buying a computer with software installed on it. Until the dell people fedex a contract to you, prior to sale, you're safe.

      But, lawyers are scum. It's a fact of life, like gravity. They know they can extort the money out of you by making the court case to prove your innocence more expensive than the "fines". That's all the BSA is, thuggery with a legal guise.

    9. Re:The people who were busted... by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

      It was umass amherst wasn't it?

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      Liberty.

    10. Re:The people who were busted... by ender81b · · Score: 1

      No, University of Nebraska-Lincoln. I'm sure the story has been repeated hundreds of times across the country though.

    11. Re:The people who were busted... by MisterFancypants · · Score: 0, Troll
      I'm sure the story has been repeated hundreds of times across the country though.

      yeah just like any other urban legend...

    12. Re:The people who were busted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was the case of the city of Virginia Beach which had to pay M$ $129,000.

      "...the only act of piracy in Virginia Beach was Microsoft's forcing innocent customers to pay twice for the same item."

    13. Re:The people who were busted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, that doesn't sound right. My understanding is that they don't care about this kind of thing, as long as you have as many licenses as seats. I've never heard of anything happening like the case you describe.

      Does Riverside School District in Portland, OR, not ring any bells for you?

      How about SimDesk and its adoption by the City of Houston, TX?

      To give two examples that were reported on /.

      Search google for relevent URL's.

      I will grant that they werne't BSA busts, per se. And I can't find the URL for the story where the BSA did an audit, fined the company a significant amount, and both the company in question and Microsoft said that there were no violations of Microsoft's licence or EULA.

  49. Well, I'm one of the founding members of the BSA by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 0, Troll
    I helped found the BSA. And let me tell you, it is a necessary organization. Hard-working coders at companies like Microsoft, and, uh, Oracle are literally starving on the streets because people are not coughing up the measly $12,000 for a single-seat license of Office XP. And, uh, uh...

    SCREW THIS. So much for 'taking the opposing point of view'. You know why the BSA exists? Because executives at giant software companies had a dream. And that dream was to have six supermodels wrestling nightly in Cristal champagne. And 0-day warez is THREATENING THAT DREAM! Think about it! Do you want to kill that dream? SUPPORT THE BSA!

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    Karma: pi (Mostly due to circular reasoning in posts).

  50. No leg to stand on. by dentar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've seen these letter before from clients. If they do not specifically charge you with piracy, stealing or whatever, throw it out and don't bother downloading their spyware.

    You have the same rights you always had. They have to have probable cause to get a warrant, and they have to have a warrant before they can come into your office forcibly. A warrantless vampire cannot come in unless you invite them in.

    IANAL, but I believe that as long as you have practiced due diligence and can show that you took reasonable steps to not break the law, then no judge with an actual brain would rule against you.

    That being said, the BSA is looking for those who buy one copy and load it all across the office. I know of a company that did that, got ratted on by a disgruntled employee. Bottom line: they paid big. These are the fish they want to fry, and there are plenty of them out there.

    Now, if you've been pirating software, and get a letter, and throw it out, and they still come after you, you won't get any sympathy from me!

    --
    -- I am. Therefore, I think!
    1. Re:No leg to stand on. by kalislashdot · · Score: 1

      Shoot. I had an ex employer that did this. They has one copy of MS Office and installed it on 15 or so computers. They also had a pirated Novell Netware. After I left I ratted them out to MS and Novell, but nothing ever came of it. Guess I bitched to the wrong people. What's BSA's number. I think I have some payback due.

    2. Re:No leg to stand on. by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 1

      Increases in sales of member software in areas where the BSA is actively campaigning are counted as successes for the organization. Quite some time ago, I remember reading a copy of one of their reports to a member organization indicating an increase in software sales after the BSA sent out their form letters. It was somewhere on the order of 30% more sales.

      The shakedown tactic is remarkably effective at increasing software sales, which is exactly what the BSA wants, so that they in turn get more funding from member companies. A few high-profile cases, where they have an open-and-shut case against an organization blatantly abusing copyrights, are all they need to inspire fear in the rest of society that the same will happen to them. Police work on the same system. They can't possibly prosecute every speeder on the highways, but merely pulling over a small fraction of speeders in a campaign on a certain stretch of highway for several weeks in a row is enough of a deterrent to reduce the average speed dramatically. Same thing with meth lab busts -- bust one large operation, and a lot of smaller operations shut down themselves in fear they'll be caught too.

      In 99.9% of cases, the advice to just ignore the BSA letter, but tacitly make sure you aren't blatantly violating copyrights, is the right thing to do. In that remaining one out of a thousand, the BSA has your number and you've already got a real fight on your hands, particularly if you are an easy target like an educational institution (generally cash-poor), company with known cash problems (recent layoffs, for instance), or a high-profile target like a very successful and growing CAD workshop.

      The solution I'm trying to drive at my work is GNU/Linux across the board wherever we can use it. And open-licensed products too. I agree with an earlier poster, the BSA has been one of the best forces for corporate migration to GNU/Linux on the face of the planet.

  51. Huh? Why is everyone having trouble with this? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Step 1: Promise not to sue people Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit!!!

    "Grace period" means they won't sue you if you come forward. It doesn't mean they'll let you continue to use pirated software; they just expect you to buy legitimate copies at this point. It's the same thing that the IRS does every few years. If you come forward they won't penalize you for not having filed your tax returns, but that doesn't mean you don't have to pay any back taxes.

  52. charge them for your time by jbr439 · · Score: 1

    Tell them "sure, no prob", but tell them that you'll
    charge $X/hour to perform the audit and ask them to draw up the PO.

  53. Re:Ignore it, it's more like SPAM that a real lett by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

    There's something so heart-warming about stuffing these types of people with disinformation.

    What the parent says gives me yet another reason to fill out every single business reply card that I can with bogus krunk and send it back.

  54. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    They have whatever authority you agreed to when you clicked through that license agreement. You _did_ read that thing, right?

  55. I got one... by slamb · · Score: 1
    ...addressed to "Scott X Lamb" at the "Extensis Sold Me Out" corporation. Seriously. I wish I still had it to take a picture, but it's either gone or hopelessly lost by now.

    They get those things from mailing lists from other companies, the same way people get any other sort of junk mail. They don't really know much about the people they send them to; they're just hoping for a response. Ignore it or say "go away" - even if you come to their attention, they still can do nothing. They have no authority to search your property. And even the police would need proof of guilt, not lack of proof of innocence. That's how America works.

  56. A friend's solution to BSA, lawsuit threats, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A friend of mine owns a very small niche vertical intergration software company. He has a canned response for all threats of lawsuits, BSA investigation, etc. The only people he doesn't use this on is the government, since they don't need any help getting any more fucked up.

    "Can I please have your lawyers contact number, I have a fax machine, and will send all information I have to your lawyer." He then sends one piece of information (a page, one liscence, etc) at a time, every hour on the hour, to said lawyer, to cause their clients legal bills to explode. Considering that he logs everything he does and has backups dating back for the last 15 years, he has a lot of information that he can send. Legal bills are quick ways to empty someone's pockets.

  57. What gives them the right? by warriorpoet · · Score: 1

    I might be missing something obvious here, so apologies if that's the case - but I've never understood what gives the BSA the right to walk into your office and demand to see your licenses? Is it embedded in an EULA somewhere, because I thought even the police were supposed to need a warrant to get into your office...

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    "Warrior, poet, wise man, child"
    1. Re:What gives them the right? by Synn · · Score: 1

      They don't have the right, unless you don't know your rights and let them in.

      But they can do a search through the local authorities assuming they have enough evidence to get a warrant.

    2. Re:What gives them the right? by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      They have appointment as Power of Attorney to the software company's copyright rights. So they efectively are the various software companies coming to look for pirated software.

      In Australia at least they can obtain a Court Order to enable them to do this in most cases where they have sufficient other evidence of copyright infractions eg a 1000 person company with 10 copies of MS Office.

    3. Re:What gives them the right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      990 men working in a factory with 10 office staff? A mostly-UNIX shop with a few Windows machines for dealing with specific cases?

      Why in the blazes should there be a copy of Windows and Office for every person in a company? What logic is that?

  58. The perfect crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BSA have quite a coercive system: Induce you to waive your right to not incriminate yourself, then induce you to "prove yourself innocent".
    They sent me a letter a couple years ago, and I told them not to bother me again. Best strategy is to put them on notice that you consider mail from them to be harassment and to cease and desist.

  59. Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I got one of these too. These dumb monkeys are getting the names from free industry rags that you sign up for and any of those jars you dropped your business card in as well as anywhere else they can buy or steal a name.

    We have 2 person company that is fully licensed, but these crack monkeys are welcome to come by with a warrant if they want. Expect additional discussions with my lawyer though.

    All of the new companies we are working on will be running OSS whenever possible. No Adobe, MS, Macromedia, whatever.

    1. Re:Whatever by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      awww man. I fill out those cards all the time...when do I get my BSA letter?

  60. GET SOME PRIORITIES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most horrible space tragedy in recorded history occured five days ago, and all you people can do is talk about whether the BSA "grace period" is a scam? My *god*, folks, get some priorities here!

    1. Re:GET SOME PRIORITIES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soooo what! 7 people died. I bet 7 people were murdered today in New York city.

    2. Re:GET SOME PRIORITIES!!! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Challenger was a much greater tragedy. My *god*, get some priorities here!

  61. BSA Radio Ad by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    I actually heard a radio ad for the BSA outside of Boston today, rather odd.

    Basically it was to upper level people in a medium business talking about an BSA announcement and not knowing if they were in compliance, and then the senior person telling the other person to make it his top priority cause it would suck to tell the investors that they made a profit then had to pay it all in fines to the BSA or whomever.

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    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
  62. Sample Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is the letter we got, mispellings are mine, formatting isn't perfect:

    BSA, 1150 18th Street NW, Suite 700, Washington, DC 20036

    Is your business using unlicensed software? If so, the Business Software Alliance is offering a one-month opportunity to get licensed. Your BSD Grace Period Participation ########

    January 22, 2002

    MY ADDRESS

    Dear FOO,

    You may have heard that the Business Software Alliance is investigating ANYTOWN area organizations that use unlicensed software. If your organization's software is not licensed, it could become the focus of a BSA investigation. So, audit your software now. Unauthorized copying is the same as stealing. The penalties for copyright infringement are serious - sometimes totaling hundres of thousands of dollars - and in this economy, can your business affort that risk?

    BSA is an association representing the leading software companies: Adobe, Apple, Autodesk, Avid, Bently Systems, Borland, CNC Software/Mastercam, FileMaker, Internet Security Systems, Macromedia, Microsoft, Network Associates and Symatec. Together with our memebers, we educate the public about software compliance and protect intellectual property rights.

    Would you be able to tell if an employee had installed an unlicensed software program? Your business has until February 28 to get licensed.

    BSA recognizes that, for whatever reason, your company may not have managed its software assets properly. That's why from February 1-28, BSA is offering a Software Grace Period to business like yours in ANYTOWN. Please take this time to review your software installations and usage and, if necessary, acquire the licenses your business needs. If, after you have participated in the Grace Period, your organization becomes the focus of a BSA investigation, BSA will not seek to impose penalties for any unauthorized copying that occurred before February 28, (unless your organization has already been informed that it is under investigation). If BSA contacts you, just show your Grace Period Participation Nuber and the software purchase receipts. [Please see the reverse for terms.]

    Not sure if your organization is fully licensed? BSA can help you find out.

    Visit our Web site at www.bsagrace.com for more information and to download the free Software Audit Tool, or call our special Grace hotline at 1-877-536-4BSA (1-877-536-4272). If you find that your business isn't 100% licensed, contact your software vendor immediately and buy the software licenses you need before the Grace Period ends on February 28.

    Sincerely,

    Bob Kruger, Vice President, Business Software Alliance

    Grace Period Participation Terms

    Bsd is offering a one-month Grace Period between February 1-28, 2003.

    1. For your organization to qualify for the Grace Period campaign:

    • it must obtain a Grace Period Participation Number either through receipt of a BSA letter or from the Grace Period Web site - www.bsagrace.com;
    • its headquarters must be located within the following zip code: ANYTOWN 99999
    • it must not have previously received notice that the BSA or its members (listed below) have received a report of infringement and are investigating it; and
    • prior to, or during the Software Grace Period (February 1-28, 2002), it must have acquired sufficient software licenses to ensure that all software published by BSA members installed on its computers is properly licensed.

    2. If, after you have participated in the Grace Period, your organization becomes the focus of a BSA investigation, BSA will not seek to impose penalties for any unauthorized copying that occurred prior to February 28, 2002 (unless your organization has already been informed that it is under investigation). If the BSA should contact you, just show your Software Grace Period Participation Number and software purchase receipts.

    3. For the purpose of the Grace Period, BSD members are: Adobe, Apple, Autodesk, Avid, Bently Systems, Borland, CNC Software/Mastercam, FileMaker, Internet Security Systems, Macromedia, Microsoft, Network Associates and Symatec.

    1. Re:Sample Letter by m0rphm0nkey · · Score: 1

      BSD grace period! Get it?
      Ahahahaha!, Woohahaha!! aha..uhh...ahem.
      I'm going home now.

    2. Re:Sample Letter by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

      If, after you have participated in the Grace Period, your organization becomes the focus of a BSA investigation, BSA will not seek to impose penalties for any unauthorized copying that occurred before February 28, (unless your organization has already been informed that it is under investigation). If BSA contacts you, just show your Grace Period Participation Nuber and the software purchase receipts.

      So, I can just purchase ONE license and you can't prosecute me any further? Good deal! But I suppose that will just bring a genuiune audit letter next year.

      In the last year or two, I've heard radio commercials that basically just read that letter. I guess they thought they'd scare everyone in town as a group rather than send out individual letters. I seem to recall they also had another commercial that asked people whose employers had unlicensed software to call an 800 number. Thugs.

      --
      But why is the rum gone?
    3. Re:Sample Letter by balloonhead · · Score: 1
      BSA recognizes that, for whatever reason, your company may not have managed its software assets properly.

      So they're admitting that keeping all these bits of paper, discs and whatever else for different places at different times, coupled with human error, misplacement, damage and incompetence, could be less than possible 100% of the time?

      No shit, Sherlock. But the bastards are prepared to charge you for something you might have already paid for? This is utter nonsense. They have to prove it's pirated. What about records, e.g. receipts, or bank records with the value of 50 licences, or store records with the sale if it was cash, or any of a thousand other possiblilties?

      I know it's obvious that this is flagrantly illegal, but at least you would think they could disguise it, and not admit on their letter that they are being unreasonable.

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    4. Re:Sample Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extortion. Call the FBI, this is a protection racket.

  63. They're fishing and the bait stinks! by croftj · · Score: 1

    I got mine. They didn't even spell my company name right! Then just this week I got a letter from Microsoft with my company name mispelled exactly like on my BSA letter.

    They are just hoping I will turn myself in. I mean Lord knows I only buy one copy of SuSE and install it on ALL of my computers and servers!

    The Dickheads!

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    -- Many men would appreciate a woman's mind more if they could fondle it
  64. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Splab · · Score: 1

    The thing is just that.. How can they claim you have signed up for that, I mean, who says I do run windows? If you took a look at my computer it would be obvious, but they cannot claim to have some evil rights from a license agreement that they can't say I have signed... Doesn't that innocent until proven guilty apply anylonger in the US?
    Land of the free my ass - at least they don't claim that here (The danish counter part did some of that too, except they just send out bills for about 100k$ or something like that instead of telling people to buy the stuff)

  65. Immagine this by automag_6 · · Score: 1

    you are a developer for your company. You know they are stealing some software, that is pretty common in a start up that's under 2 years old, and has only had an office for under a year. The company is trying to register some of it's software and strive twords becoming legit, but you know they aren't there yet.

    anyways, you know it's bad when your developing a plug-in for a major piece of software, and when you call thier tech support for an API problem, and they ask for your product ID number, you give it to them, they politely inform you that your using a pirated copy, *and* you quickly realize that there's not even a SINGLE legit copy of thier software in your office.

    "Hey, here's a sweet plug-in we developed, and we're sure it works great, even thou we don't have an actual copy of thier product anywhere". Um, yea.

  66. CompUSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you ever just try walking past the checkpoint on the way out?

    Fry's operates a similar checkpoint. I just ignore it -- even when I have a trolleyfull. Never have they attempted to stop me.

    My rationale is that in order to stop you they need to have some reason to suspect that you have stolen something. Merely ignoring the checkpoint is not a reason. If they attempt to stop you by force, they are getting into very deep water.

    1. Re:CompUSA by base3 · · Score: 1
      Did you ever just try walking past the checkpoint on the way out?

      I have. "May I see your receipt, sir?" "No." I pray for the day one of them is fool enough to actually try to restrain me--I need the money!

      Should one ever press the issue without attempting to restrain me, I will cheerfully offer to show them my receipt--at the customer service counter, when I return what I just purchased.

      --
      One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
  67. No letter here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand.

    I'm the perfect guy for them. I'm totally unable to pay an expensive lawyer. Easy prey.

    Could it be that they don't have my address or e-mail?

    Ah, must be that: the makers of the OS I use (linux) are not affiliated with them. How dumb of me!

    Maybe I should write a letter to BSA to come and check if I paid for my distro?

  68. GNU GPL by djtrippin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a student and I've recieved three of their letters. The last one I recieved was about 2 months ago. I drafted a letter and mailed it to them saying:

    All the software used on my computer is Open Source. You're very welcome to come audit me, but I dont keep my licenses on hand. You can find my licenses and user agreements online, at nearly any computer software oriented site. Perhaps you are familiar with my software license's, it's called the GNU GPL. Good Day Gentlemen.

    Funny thing is, they havent replied yet to that letter...I wonder why?

    --
    Choose wisely you must...
    1. Re:GNU GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they don't reply to any of their letters? It's just snail-mail spam.

    2. Re:GNU GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Far be it from me to criticize, but it could possibly be related to the fact that you came off sounding like a retard.

  69. Hell Yes it Is by Maxwell_E · · Score: 1

    Of course it's a scam. It's a scam to scare the suckers into buying licenses. We got the very same letter for the past two years, and you know what? Every year it's weakened the proposition that we should install more back end MS products. If it weren't for the fact that no one in my office trusts Samba for anything other than an academic play toy and a handy tool for developers everything (back end, server wise) would be non-ms.

    The worst part about it, my GM, the grandfather figure got one of those letters personally and got suckered into paying $400 bucks for Office and Project. Bah. If I had known that I would have been preaching Open Office or something to him.

  70. A useful article on this... by bagofbeans · · Score: 5, Informative

    Original at http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,3959,19093,00.asp
    July 30, 2001
    Truce or Dare
    By Michael R. Zimmerman

    If you're a small or medium-size company, there's a good chance you've heard from the Business Software Alliance about getting your software compliant with its licenses. If not, you probably will. The group is well into a nationwide letter and radio campaign to do just that.

    But what you probably don't know is that, like so many of the companies that stuff your mailboxes with junk mail, the BSA, which represents such software giants as Microsoft Corp., Adobe Systems Inc. and Apple Computer Inc., has no intention of following up on its letters--regardless of how threatening and personal they may seem. It won't phone. And it won't pop in for a surprise audit.

    Instead, an eWeek investigation reveals, the BSA's campaign is primarily a marketing effort essentially designed to scare people into buying more software. But for many enterprise customers who are quickly becoming fed up with the group's hardball tactics, the campaign is having the reverse effect: compliance, then departure to alternative products, like open source.

    The reason the BSA Truce Campaign is more bark than bite is simple: As part of each Truce Campaign, the group sends out hundreds of thousands of letters at a time to businesses in a handful of cities. For the month of July, for example, it mailed 700,000 letters to businesses in five cities between New York and Portland, Ore. As such, it would be virtually impossible to contact even a sample of those companies to check up on their progress or lack of progress.

    Indeed, one of the only ways the BSA is gauging the success of the Truce Campaign is by the size of the spike in software sales for various cities as the BSA passes through, which so far total 19.

    "Everywhere we've run the Truce Campaign, we're seeing dramatic increases in sales," said Bob Kruger, vice president of enforcement for the BSA, in Washington. "So it's being successful."

    But a deeper look into the Truce Campaign, as well as an ongoing and almost identical anti-piracy campaign by Microsoft, a founding member of the BSA, reveals something more complex: the possible beginning of an entirely new business model built around anti-piracy and fear. The bottom line: There's money in anti-piracy, and plenty to go around.

    To be sure, piracy results in major losses of revenue for the software industry. According to the BSA, $2.94 billion was lost to piracy in North America alone last year, while $11.75 billion was lost to it globally for the same period. But so far this year, those figures have declined.

    Since the launch of its enforcement campaign in North America in 1993, however, the BSA has brought in about $70 million in settlements, a mere drop in the bucket compared with the overall total. Now it seems the industry, with the help of the BSA, is taking a new tack, with its focus on generating revenue the old-fashioned way.

    Consider the following: Microsoft has been busy constructing a network of support services through distributor and licensing partners to assist customers in assessing and auditing their software to comply with their licenses.

    One Microsoft partner, License Online Inc., of Bellevue, Wash., tracks where the BSA is headed and rounds up as many of its 36,000 registered channel partners as it can for those cities to swoop in and sell licenses.

    "When we know what area the BSA is going into, we're going in scrambling to piggyback on their marketing efforts," said Sharon Erdman, vice president of marketing for License Online.

    License Online offers its partners across the United States a 12 percent commission on any licenses they sell through License Online. To get the contractors rolling, the company supplies them with a list of companies Microsoft has sent its anti-piracy letters to. In addition to commissions, the contractors are told the companies contacted have the potential to become "long-term" customers.

    "Microsoft has absolutely partnered with businesses who can address the concerns," according to Devin Driggs, a Microsoft spokeswoman in Lake Oswego, Ore. "It feels a responsibility to its customers to address any issues with compliance they may be experiencing."

    As far as the anti-piracy fight becoming a business unto itself, Driggs said Microsoft views the subject as an industry issue.

    Kruger acknowledged that the BSA's letter campaign is a direct marketing campaign designed to encourage users to get in compliance and not directed at any company in particular. The group uses common mailing list companies such as Dun & Bradstreet Inc. to generate the lists.

    Microsoft's campaign is more deliberate, company officials said.

    "I don't think we're doing anything that's random," said Nancy Anderson, associate general counsel for the company, in Redmond, Wash. As part of Microsoft's licensing agreements for its products, Anderson said, "the customer agrees to assure us they are current. The obligation is on them to assure them and to undertake an audit if requested by Microsoft."

    Not surprisingly, however, the hardball tactics are having a negative effect on customers.

    "We were nailed for tens of thousands of dollars," said Cary White, an IT manager at a financial services company in San Diego who acted on a letter from Microsoft. "We received a letter addressed to our CEO that they received a tip we were not compliant with Windows, Word and Excel. ... That was a fishing expedition."

    "My company is to completely go away from Microsoft," White said. "We're not going to buy any more Microsoft products. It's my decision. They're alienating their customers. I don't trust them."

    The fear factor

    For the BSA and Microsoft campaigns to work, the fear factor is essential, according to letter recipients contacted by eWeek.

    "[Fear] is the first emotion when you get the letter. It's like, 'Oh my God, the Gestapo's coming,'" said Robert Fuller, president and chief operating officer of R.E. Fuller Engineering Consulting, a one-man company in Camas, Wash.

    The BSA has struck fear in customers' minds through carefully worded, but threatening letters and an accompanying radio ad blitz warning businesses to beware of disgruntled employees dropping dimes on them.

    According to the BSA's Kruger, the Truce Campaign is merely a 30-day grace period companies can use to get their software in compliance. If a company does use the time to get in compliance, it will avoid any potential future BSA investigation that may spring up as a result of its radio ad blitz.

    But that doesn't explain the BSA's use of what many are calling threatening language. What's troubling to businesses, besides not being informed on how they were selected for the mailing list, is the letter's accusatory tone. For example, one line reads: "If you're caught [with unlicensed software], your organization could face penalties totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars."

    And while Kruger insists the Truce Campaign is not a vehicle for generating leads or tips, that contradicts the thrust of the BSA's radio spots.

    For example, at one point, the announcer in a radio spot for the Truce Campaign currently running in New York asks Kruger how the BSA receives most of its leads. Kruger responds: "Most of the calls come from current or former employees. I would say to businesses that, unless you have no current or former unhappy employees, you are only one phone call away from becoming the target of a BSA investigation."

    "My management's concern was that there was almost a bit of paranoia about [the Truce Campaign]," said Peter Rassmussen, a technology manager at a Midwest retailer. "There were radio ads going on at the same time that sounded like Joe Stalin encouraging you to turn in your parents."

    As for Microsoft, Anderson said, it's not in the company's interest to frighten customers. "We don't want to create anxiety," she said. "It's not our interest."

    Misleading the pack

    Exacerbating the anxieties for companies contacted by eWeek that have received Truce Campaign letters was the seemingly intentional vagueness of the letters, vagueness that is compounded by misleading information.

    For example, though the Truce letter establishes a 30-day deadline for software reviews and includes a line that states, "If the BSA contacts you, just show your Truce Participation Number and software purchase receipts to take advantage of the Truce," the BSA has no intention of contacting any letter recipient.

    But at least one radio spot, the one currently playing in New York, implores letter recipients to "review your software installations and acquire the licenses you need before the Business Software Alliance returns to New York City!"

    Still, Kruger insists: "We don't visit any of these companies. The ones getting the letters are not under investigation."

    When asked if these discrepancies were misleading or at least confusing, Kruger said any letter recipient who is confused can go to the BSA Web site or call the Truce hot line for information.

    Also at issue is ironing out exactly what authority the BSA has to present deadlines, request software reviews or even conduct audits. According to Kruger, the only authority the BSA has, as power of attorney for its members, is to seek court orders on behalf of its members to conduct software audits on businesses suspected of using pirated or unlicensed software. But even then, the BSA does not seek such court orders frivolously.

    "We only proceed on the basis of reliable information," Kruger said. "We take pretty good pains here to make sure our cases are based on solid information before going forward."

    Indeed. Despite the tone in the Truce Campaign letters and radio ads to the contrary, the task of proving guilt lies with the BSA.

    "The burden's on the BSA to prove itself to the court," said Peter Baruk, director of anti-piracy at Network Associates Inc., in Santa Clara, Calif., and former vice president of piracy for The Software & Information Industry Association, another software advocacy group in Washington that conducts piracy investigations. "If you're contacted by the BSA and doing the right thing, you have nothing to worry about. So, why respond? You can and be a good corporate citizen. [But] there's no reason why you'd have to react to a letter like this."

  71. Unless they're recruiting by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Maybe they are looking for hungry new law grads (== cheap) and figure the eagle eyed ones will see a way to fill their hands with someone else's money. It's a way to filter out the ones that don't see opportunity in every ambulance.

  72. Re:Periods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your girlfriend? I don't think so, Tim...

  73. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by jonnyelectron · · Score: 4, Informative

    As someone who provided the BSA with information that lead to legal action and a $250,000 settlement against a former employer, I can tell you first hand that it is not something to be taken lightly. They do periodically run these "grace periods" to give companies a chance to police themselves. But if you get a letter addressed to your company specifically that doesn't refer to a grace period, chances are they have inside information about your licensing situation. The BSA does enforce copyright law for software companies and maintains an army of lawyers to investigate and litigate allegations of software piracy.

    --
    It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do th
  74. How I'm responding... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just got one of these and I'm taking the following action:

    - NOT contacting the BSA. I expect this will be the last I hear from them, If they want to try an audit they can contact our legal. Nothing would amuse me more than the possibility of unleashing a pack of rabid lawyers on weasels like this.

    - Doing an internal audit. I believe in compliance and any company that doesn't *WILL* get screwed. Just because the BSA itself has no legal authority doesn't mean they can't press for criminal charges or initiate a civil suit. An 'audit' could very well be part of a 'discovery' process and 'dicovery' is a serious pain in the ass.

    - Taking the opportunity to remind users who get *broad* lattitude (no net filters, no email scanning, no bandwidth metering, new hardware every couple of years or less, reliable backup, lots of tools and training, and prompt support) that there are limits.

    - Secretly hoping I one day get the opportunity to really let these people have it. I've spent too much money on my own software and advocated compliance too long and hard with my clients to take kindly to being shaken down. I'm a vengeful chap and I am VERY patient.

  75. BSA / Opaserv worm by LordKronos · · Score: 1

    Just today I was telling a friend about the BSA (he had never heard of them) and their "hired goons" tactics. When I went to show him the BSA web site, we got a popup telling us about the Opaserv worm. I had never heard of it before, but according to the BSA it is "a malicious act that tricks victims into believing that the Business Software Alliance has shut down their computer due to licensing issues".

    I can't say I can condone any virus/worm, but come on, that's dang funny. Probably not very funny if you get it, but I think it's the most clever use of worm I can remember.

  76. It works by captainbocephus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I worked at a small, poorly-run brokerage firm this summer, and witnessed the stupefying power of the BSA first-hand. They drummed up a lot of publicity by having the local papers run several stories about regional busts they had made (both of which were the result of disgruntled ex-employees turning in their former employees), and buying some ad space on local radio stations. Then the letter came, and my boss, not knowing much about the ways of legality and whatnot, promptly allocated over $15k for systematic re-purchase of all software currently installed on the computers. Most of the progs were fairly up-to-date, and many (but not all of them) were properly licensed. Moral of the story; this is a scam, albeit a very effective one, as it is supported by legitimate businesses engaged in an underhanded approach to bolster their own sales, and I have a feeling that many more bosses than just my own went out and needlessly spent large sums of money in fear of being found "not in compliance".

    1. Re:It works by bozojoe · · Score: 1

      I heard about that incident as well. Its sick how they flaunt how much money they make in sales afterwards.

      --
      lick the cancle button (at least thats what our Chinese QA says)
  77. Maybe the BSA falls under the jurisdiction of RICO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANAL

    Just doing a quick lookup on racketeering and RICO I came across this definition.

    The statute's definition of "racketeering activity" includes "any act or threat involving murder, kidnapping, gambling, arson, robbery, bribery, extortion, dealing in obscene matter, . . . which is chargeable under State law and punishable by imprisonment for more than one year . . ." An "enterprise" is defined to include "any individual, partnership, corporation, association, or other legal entity, and any union or group of individuals associated in fact although not a legal entity; . . ."

    Since the BSA is sending letters threatening an investigation in an attempt to scare you into buying more software, it sounds like extortion.

    Maybe you could turn in the BSA (or Microsoft for that matter) and get all their assets siezed!!!

  78. In Australia At Least.... by TooTrueTroubs · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had dealings with these guys before. On talking to our lawyer, apparently the BSA (at least here in Australia) can obtain the equivalent of a search-warrant. They need to have reasonable proof to get one - hence the ex-employee-ratting-out tatic. They require an insider that has a reasonable chance of having knowledge of the target-companies systems. Once they get the court-order, they are allowed to tell everyone at the business to shut down all computers until they are cleared with the BSA. So while the letters are designed to scare businesses into admitting their culpability, your chances of actually being audited are pretty small.

  79. If you are non-profit... by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 1

    Why not apply for software donations?

    Seriously, it sounds like half of the complaints that people here have with software licenses and/or pricing is that they are misapplied to you.

    If you are a computer geek running a server in your basement, a $1500 license for windows advanced server isn't going to be worth it, but you still want the software so you can learn how to work with it and be better prepared to use it at work. To me, that sounds like you should be screaming for a hobbyist license rather than pirating it from work.

    If you wouldn't purchase it anyway, I'm sure the software company would rather have reasonable compensation rather than have you pirate their software.

    Petition for hobbyist and student licenses!

    1. Re:If you are non-profit... by ainsoph · · Score: 1

      How do you do this? Software dontations?

      Thanks in advance.

    2. Re:If you are non-profit... by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 1

      Just write to the company that makes the software. If they donate it to your non-profit organization, they can deduct it from their taxes.

      I work for a software company, I can buy software in the company store for a substantial discount and I end up making quite a few charitable donations this way.

    3. Re:If you are non-profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Learn OSS tools instead. ANY transfer of money to BSA member companies is immoral.

  80. registered by Satai · · Score: 1

    I registered for COMDEX a couple years ago under the name of a company I was employed by; it was a three or four person company, and I won't comment on their licensing schemes here.

    Regardless, I have gotten two letters in the last week -- one from the BSA, one from Microsoft -- saying I could be liable for an audit.

    I'm no longer employed by the company, and the letters were sent to my dorm room. Will these guys come in and ransack my place? I'm running all Free Software but I still would rather avoid having the BSA tramp across my new floor rug.

    More than that, the parent company of COMDEX is now bankrupt. This is the first time I can remember getting actual mail addressed to me as a programmer -- did COMDEX sell my info to stave off bankruptcy? Or did they always have that policy?

  81. Re:A friend's solution to BSA, lawsuit threats, et by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    This is very, very nice... but hopefully he automates the data stream (to avoid it becoming a pain for him) AND ensures nothing irrevant gets sent, because instigator can surely then sue him for costs.

  82. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    As someone who provided the BSA with information

    Why on earth would you do that? What motivation would there be for you do to such a thing?

    --


    To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
    --E.C. Stanton
  83. Letter from the NSA by m00nun1t · · Score: 4, Funny

    FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'.

    WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE GOVERNMENT REVIEW PANEL ("BSA") WHO ARE INTERESTED IN PIRATED SOFTWARE INTO OUR COUNTRY. IN ORDER TO BECOME COMPLIANT WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TO AUDIT YOU.

    HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS BSA COMMITTE MEMERS, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS SOFTWARE IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE BSA TO LOOK FOR AN UNDERLICENSED PARTNER WHO WE CAN AUDIT. HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE BSA 2. 80% FOR THE UNLICENSED SOFTWARE VENDOR 3. 2 - 5 YEARS FOR YOURSELF.

    PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE AUDIT LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF THREAT. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO INTIMIDATE YOU WITH QUASI-LEGAL LETTERS.

    WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

    YOURS FAITHFULLY,

    DR CLEMENT OKON

  84. How it works by Kevinv · · Score: 5, Informative

    BSA targets particular cities and/or business types and sends out blanket letters to companies that meet the requirements. You can get a list of targeted cities on BSA's web site:

    http://www.bsa.org/usa/events/

    Any sales increase in the city immediately after mailing of the letters gets BSA money. Now the letters don't really have an affect if they can't show they sometimes follow through.

    The BSA will then go after certain targets either ones they think are particularly egriegous or they have pretty good proof of violations (the BSA has registration/purchase info from their member organizations plus any public informaion about companies so they can see a company with 1000 employees appears to only own 100 copies of Office -- this may be legit).

    So, the BSA will ask for proof of purchase for software from their member organizations (their ability to do this given in the license agreement for most software). Note SERIAL NUMBERS AND CD'S ARE NOT PROOF OF PURCHASE. You MUST HAVE RECEIPTS!

    If you refuse they can file an civil copyright infringement lawsuit against you and can ask the court to impound the computers as evidence. They can also ask the prosecuting attny's to bring criminal actions against you.

    Details of why the BSA has the law on their side:
    http://www.bsa.org/usa/antipiracy/law/

    I'd say for a small organization you're probably safe -- unless you had somebody get pissed off at you and reported you to the BSA and raised their awareness of your company from mailing address to red light.

    Under current US law the BSA acts legally. If you disagree with this you can choose software that has no such problems (i.e. open source, free software) or you can work to change the law while obeying it or you can start some kind of civil disobedience (just remember -- if you break the law you still have to pay the price for breaking it, even for good intentions. many civil rights fighters ended up in jail to prove their point, if you can't afford the price don't use this method).

    I prefer a mix of 1 and 2. I don't think the right to copy other people's software is worth jail time to go the disobedence route.

    1. Re:How it works by Kevinv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      forgot to mention. when bsa busts somebody they like to make the point as much as possible to make sure everyone knows they mean business so you'll see press releases like this:

      http://www.bsa.org/usa/press/newsreleases//2003- 01 -26.1439.phtml?type=policy

    2. Re:How it works by SirSlud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      .phtml?

      Okay, lets hit netcraft (love you guys):

      The site bsa.org is running Apache/1.3.27 OpenSSL/0.9.6g (Unix) AuthMySQL/2.20 PHP/4.1.2 on FreeBSD. FAQ

      Why do I love the fact that a group that reps uber-commercial software interests uses .. hrm:

      - A free Unix
      - A free webserver
      - A free web scripting language
      - A free encryption library

      Hrm, maybe its to save themselves the embarassement of accidentally mailing/civil-suiting themselves?

      Ah, the joys of irony.

      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    3. Re:How it works by dvdeug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Note SERIAL NUMBERS AND CD'S ARE NOT PROOF OF PURCHASE. You MUST HAVE RECEIPTS!

      Whatever happened to possession being 9/10ths of the law? I have the CD's; I have no more obligation to keep receipts then I do on the chairs I have.

    4. Re:How it works by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      http://www.bsa.org/usa/events/

      I find it amusing that in all the "past grace events" linked on that page they have been all over the country but never come to Washington DC.

      DC is a hotbed of high-tech companies as well as non-profits. The city is knee-deep in computers. But just imagine the holy hell that would rain down upon the BSA as one NGO after another gets this letter just as someone happens to be heading out the door to give congressional testimony or have a meeting at a senator's office.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    5. Re:How it works by Kevinv · · Score: 1

      because you don't posses software you license it. this can actually be a benefit to most companies as accountants tend to track receipts much more closely than computer people track cd's/serial numbers. But small companies can get screwed, especially if they let employees buy software as they need it.

    6. Re:How it works by geronimo87 · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I have this straight: I have the original CD (with the hologram and all), I have the box it came in, the manual, and the certificate with the serial number on it, but I threw away the Office Depot reciept, I am now in possesion of pirated software?

  85. Trashed it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They sent a letter from a mailing list to my home address, to a made up business name that I put on some magazine subscriptions. Considering that I've never registered with my name any of my win32 software, I find it strange to be getting a letter.

    Trashed and I never thought about it again.

    Besides, I make a point of being legal for all my software - I know what bought my house, cars, clothes, etc... everything I own. I'm a professional software developer, I know where my living comes from and I respect other developers.

  86. Job Title Audit by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    Bowie,

    Er, what's a Project Founder?

    Not being rude, but I'm curious and it's not self-explanatory (or I'm particularly stupid).

    Tim

    1. Re:Job Title Audit by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1

      Hi Tim.

      By "Project Founder", that means I'm the one who originally built and maintained the project. It's my baby. While control of the project has changed hands at least once over the years, I now maintain it by myself, having cared for it since it's inception about 4 years ago.

      Hope that helps. :) And thank you for being polite.

      --
      Bowie J. Poag

    2. Re:Job Title Audit by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

      Bowie,

      Thanks for the reply. Perhaps "Project Founder and Caretaker" is now more appropriate!

      Tim

  87. We received one by cbensinger · · Score: 2, Informative

    a few years ago. We went through the process of using their "self-audit tool" (Gasp I think?). As the "new" IT person I got the (nasty) responsibility for assessing the situation and bringing us into compliance. The problem we found wasn't with "commercial" software such as Microsoft, etc.; what we did find was shareware being used/abused. We ended up purchasing licenses for several products (Winzip, CuteFTP, etc) that people "needed" but never bothered to put a requisition in for. Additionally we ended up rolling out Win2k and instituted some control over who could/couldn't install software etc. It was a time consuming process analyzing the data and such as the program listed *EVERYTHING* including all of the standard windows utilities such as the calculator and such. Bottom line was that the odds were probably better that I'd get by lightning than for them to have came in; but it needed to be done and the letter made it a priority with our owners so I can't fault the process.

    1. Re:We received one by Maserati · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain man. I've been handed the hardcopy list of every .exe on the LAN myself. I managed a 98% hit rate (Google), deleted the random unidentified files (crossed fingers) and waited to see if anything died. Nothing did so I had a 100% ID on the whole network, even the HR clerk on her own subnet.

      To digress, HR types get a LOT of viruses in my experience. I remember one particularly alert HR manager who asked me why this one resume was a .dot file. I laughed 'til my sides hurt because the application was for IT manager. It very satisfying to tell her to delete the resume of someone who was looking to be my boss (and having her do it). Unfortunately, it wasn't the resume of the guy they did hire.

      --
      Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
  88. My firm got one of these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The law firm I work for (IANAL) got one of these mass mailings in the recent past. One of the conditions to qualify for the "grace period" is that our "headquarters" has to be located in the ZIP code to which the mailing was sent. That might seem strange requirement, but they actually typoed our actual ZIP code to one that is only used by the lockbox facility of a local bank. I tried to picture all of us working at little desks with little computers in a lockbox for a while before throwing the letter away.

    (They also munged our address a few different parts of the firm's name, I'm surprised it even showed up in the mail.)

  89. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by jsse · · Score: 1

    Nothing in there suggests any legal authority.

    They don't make their move without 'teeth'. :)

    Their authority usually come from support of local Government. In our case the local Custom supply informtion to BSA for their investigation, because our Government is so gullible in believing BSA is really a non-profit organization for the humanity. :/

    When it comes to the legal action, they need someone to report to them, probably a disgruntle employee you just fired. Haven't you seen the ad encouraging you to betray your employer for that $15,000 reward? :)

    What's next is to get a warrant. Say someone in your company is report to BSA you are using an illegal copy of Windows XP. Then Microsoft has the legal right to seek authority in Government help in investigation. Of course BSA can't represent the 'victim'(Microsoft in this case), but out of mistery those 'victim' will grant right to BSA to represent them. You see BSA is a non-profit organization subsidize by, you bet, Microsoft, Oracle, Novell, IBM, etc.

    So the best advise is to treat your employees good. They can't do anything if nobody turn you in. (yeah I know it's difficult.)

  90. Stole from them? by smartfart · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You're kidding, right? The BSA doesn't produce any software. They only run this scam (IMHO, the whole thing is a scam, from beginning to end) because they can get cash from Microsoft and other companies that write software by threatening these companies' customers.

    Personally, I refuse to play. I will not purchase any software from any company that employs the services of collection agencies such as the BSA. Furthermore, I will do everything in my power to dissuade my clients from purchasing software from these companies.

    1. Re:Stole from them? by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit cscx:

      Personally, I refuse to play. I will not purchase any software from any company that employs the services of collection agencies such as the BSA. Furthermore, I will do everything in my power to dissuade my clients from purchasing software from these companies.

      So instead you choose to steal the software? Let me make sure I understand you correctly -- you try do dissuade your clients from `purchasing' software from them, but I seem to be getting the vibes that you're using it anyway...

      Wouldn't it be cool if there were software he could use (and recommend to his clients) that didn't come with repressive licenses? What if someone put a license on software that gave you rights, instead of just extorting money from you?

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    2. Re:Stole from them? by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You might want to check out who the BSA members are before you decide you're not going to buy software from any company that employs them. Lets see... Microsoft, Apple, HP, Adobe, Cisco, Novell... quite a collection.

      The comparisons to the IRS are pretty apt, though. What generally happens is that the BSA gets a tip from some disgruntled employee/ex-employee that company X is using pirated software. The BSA picks a few of those companies at random (or maybe they have some criteria) and takes 'em to court. Unfortunately, the onus is on Company X to prove that they have licenses for all the software they're using. If they can't, they have to pay for the software and generally get whacked with "punitive damages" as well.

      The BSA uses those cases to threaten everyone else into doing those bogus "self-audits" and sending hush money to the BSA.

      I don't mind paying for the software my company uses, but keeping track of all the licenses is a major pain in the ass. Every software seller has a different definition of what you have to be able to present to prove that you have a license. A piece of paper? Something with the serial number? The installation CD?

      Then they all have different license terms. Some require you to buy one copy for each computer, some let you buy one copy for each concurrent user, some let you uninstall the software from one system and put in on a different one, some make you you buy a fresh copy for each system... it's a HUGE hassle, and the software vendors don't really seem to give a crap about how difficult they're making it for their customers.

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    3. Re:Stole from them? by cscx · · Score: 0, Interesting

      >What if someone put a license [gnu.org] on software that gave you rights, instead of just extorting money from you?<

      The GPL doesn't give you shit. It's not worth the paper it's written on. I'm just waiting for the day someone tries to pursue this legally by suing someone for GPL violation. Any lawyer would laugh at this instead of taking the case. I'm being 100% serious.

      The GPL may serve a symbolic purpose to some, but it sure as hell doesn't fucking empower you.

      >instead of just extorting money from you<

      Ahh, okay, now I understand the link to Debian. You must have some pseudo-religious belief that paying for software is inherently wrong. Can you for a moment accept the fact that the millions of dollars and hard work that goes into making a polished software product is worth some monetary value to someone? Just because you don't think so doesn't absolve you from paying for it, nor does it indicate that they are 'extorting' money from anyone else. They're just making a successful living.

      Jealous of billg's riches? Well, too bad, some people are good businessmen and some aren't -- just because you're not the richest man in the world doesn't mean you should whine about it and make up all sorts of bullshit lies about how paying for software is "extortion," etc.

      What if I claimed that McDonald's is extorting money from me every time I go in there and request a Big Mac. Because, hey, you shouldn't have to pay for food, damnit, so that's extortion! Food must be free! Too bad they don't license Big Macs under the GPL, because hey, if they give Big Macs away for free, they are empowered to sue me or something should I realize that the 'secret sauce' is really Thousand Island dressing.

      Where am I going with this? I don't know. That is all.

    4. Re:Stole from them? by TKinias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      scripsit danheskett:

      There is no extortion. There is no coercion. There is no foul play.

      Charging $129 for OS X isn't extortion; sending someone a letter demanding money or you'll sue them is.

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    5. Re:Stole from them? by dropoffx · · Score: 1

      Now what if McDonalds demanded to see all the reciepts for the Big Macs you ate in the last five years. If you did not produce proof of purchase, you will be forced to pay for them again and then some.

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    6. Re:Stole from them? by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      "The GPL may serve a symbolic purpose to some, but it sure as hell doesn't fucking empower you."

      The GPL is a software licence. If it falls then all licenses will fall too.

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      War is necrophilia.

    7. Re:Stole from them? by TKinias · · Score: 2, Funny

      scripsit cscx, inter alia:

      ...shit ... fucking...

      Wow, you're really upset about this. So much bitterness. I'm sorry. The rest of us will enjoy our freedom; you needn't have any part of it if it offends you so much. May I recommend, by the way, the works of Joseph de Maistre? I suspect you might enjoy them.

      You must have some pseudo-religious belief...

      Busted. I'm actually a commie. Mea culpa.

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    8. Re:Stole from them? by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 3, Informative
      The GPL doesn't give you shit. ..... I'm just waiting for the day someone tries to pursue this legally by suing someone for GPL violation.

      People don't get sued for GPL violations. They only get sued for Copyright violations. Once the GPL isn't worth sh*t (sh*t being what it's not worth once you violate it) you have no rights to distribute the associated GPL software that the DMCA doesn't otherwise give you. Once they show that you're distributing binaries of GPLed code, all they have to do is show that you're not making the source code available.

      The GPL doesn't give the owner of the software's copyright any rights that they wouldn't otherwise have under copyright law. They simply give the recipient protection from copyright prosecution, as long as (s)he follows certain rules.

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    9. Re:Stole from them? by cscx · · Score: 0

      The difference, however, being that Big Macs are expendable. Once you eat them, they're gone forever in their original form. Software on the other hand has the capability to be installed many times.

      I think it's more akin to walking out of a department store with a sack full of stuff without a receipt. Sure, it may be your stuff, but ask Winona Ryder about that.

    10. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, if I am an artist, and I make art from mcdonalds containers, I am not beholden to mcdonalds the proof that I purchased their burgers.

    11. Re:Stole from them? by DennyK · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but as far as I know, someone has to see you take the items in question from the store *and* walk out with those items without paying for them in order to successfully prosecute you for shoplifting. Just walking out with a bag full of items you already own is not likely to get you convicted (though you may be detained by a suspicious shopkeeper... ;) ), even if they are the same kinds of items sold in the store. You don't have to prove you own the items; the store has to prove you stole them, and unless someone (a guard, employee, camera, or another customer) sees you take the item from the store and then walk out without purchasing it, there's not enough evidence.

      Unfortunatly, since the BSA is threatening civil suits, not just criminal prosecution, the standards are different as far as who has to supply proof of what. Chances are, you will have to prove ownership (via a license, CD, etc.) of the copies of software you are using in a civil trial, especially if you have entered into an agreement with a BSA member that says you must retain such evidence. Not that I agree with the BSA's tactics, mind you (I think they're overzealous myself), but they have a pretty good chance of winning a civil case against you if you've signed an agreement with them.

      DennyK

    12. Re:Stole from them? by 7-Vodka · · Score: 2, Interesting
      well, then there's the fact that these software licenses are overly-complicated. And that the great majority of people who buy software from BSA supporting companies have absolutely no f'ing clue of what they just agreed to...

      In other words, their buisness is dependant on the fact that the huge majority of people they do buisness with, don't know what the terms of the contract is.

      Nice way to do buisness. Very nice.

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      Liberty.

    13. Re:Stole from them? by Qrlx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What generally happens is that the BSA gets a tip from some disgruntled employee/ex-employee that company X is using pirated software

      Just a real world example..

      I'm the network schmuck at a small company. I got the job because after a year of ineptitude, they let the previous guy go.

      About a week after I started, I got a menacing letter from the BSA. It said we might not be compliant....yadda yadda yadda.

      Well, it turns out that the previous network admin had installed Windows 2000 and Office XP on a lot of computers without having licenses for them...

      He installed the software while worknig there, knowing we didn't have licenses, then when he got fired, he called the BSA.

      Explain to me again why this is the fault of the company, and not the individual who knowingly broke the rules? (And yes I am very hesistant to say "law")

    14. Re:Stole from them? by vandy1 · · Score: 1

      In fact, Copyright law is all that it really uses, all of the rights it grants you are *in addition* to what Copyright grants you.

      In contrast, Copyright does not forbid me from reverse engineering a product; the contract for that software does.

      Have a nice day! :)

      Michael

    15. Re:Stole from them? by Kenneth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When I go to Best Buy, and give a company like Apple - who is a member of the BSA IIRC - $129 for a copy of MacOSX how is that extortion? How are my rights being violated? Why is that idea so offensive to so many people?


      Dude, you're way missing the point here. Sure a lot of people feel strongly enough against non-Free Software that they won't buy it, but this case is different.

      The BSA is essentially running a protection scheme. Here's the scenario: Let's say you run a business that's large enough that it's difficult to keep total track of everything on every machine.

      You don't (purposely) violate any software licenses, and take pains to follow them correctly. However there is significant overhead to keeping track of what you can and can't do with the software you've bought, and violations are sure to occur. There's just too much to do not to make an error.

      Some employee you've pissed off (and if you're an employer you will piss off an employee) goes to the BSA and tells on you. They don't need actual evidence. To audit you. They 'nicely' tell you to audit yourself and give them money for anything that might not be compliant.

      Let's say that you can't find proof that you purchased some of the software you purchased. You then have to pay for that AGAIN. If you don't pay them for it, and they audit you, you then have to pay for it anyway, plus exorbidant fines because you couldn't proove that you weren't guilty of a crime.

      They also use this as a scare tactic to scare people from going to Open Source, or even competitors. If you are looking at not renewing a licence you get a message that you might be audited. Even if you are in total compliance, it's rather expensive and labor intensive to go and make sure. Were my university to be audited, it would cost around $2,000,000 just to double check, and given the number of people using computers (about 10,000) it is virtually guaranteed that someone somewhere either wasn't careful with licensing proof, or just flat out pirated something.

      What they are doing is no different than the Mafia vandalizing someone's business and then asking money to make sure such things don't happen again. It's protection money, nothing more nothing less. They just couch it in a slightly less ominous sounding name.

      Many Open Source advocates have no problems with paying for software, music, movies or books. What causes problems is when someone tells me I can't do what I want with the media I've bought that I get a little upset.

      If I want to make a mix for my car, the law says I have that right. They're trying to stop me. If I want to use software on a different machine, I have that right. Under strict copyright law (may be different under DMCA now), I can put software on any number of machines as long as they aren't being used concurrently. I can copy movies or cd's (as many times as I want) as long as I don't distribute them. As long as I dont' redistribute what I do, I can do whatever I want with what I've purchased.

      Under the Constitution of the United States, it is not my responsibility to prove my innocence, it is your responsibility to prove my guilt. If you can't prove my guilt, I am to be considered innocent. The BSA has neatly ignored this, and gotten courts to go along with unconstitutional legislation. Fines are imposed without trial, and without proof of guilt, in direct opposition to the Constitution.

      More than a Boycott needs to be done to the members of the BSA. There needs to be a trial that addresses flagrant violations of the constitutional rights of individuals all over the United States, and an appropiate punishment needs to be given.

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    16. Re:Stole from them? by ebyrob · · Score: 2

      There is no extortion. There is no coercion. There is no foul play.

      I goes to store. I plunks down $$$. I gets goodies. I does what I wants with goodies, as long as it doesn't break any other obvious and un-related laws. (Like smashing in someone's head with a baseball bat, or distributing copyrighted works illegally)

      Anything else is something other than a valid transaction. I will do what I want with what I have bought and paid for. The vendor has no right to tell me how to use what they have sold. (There may be laws affecting hazardous things I may buy, like medicines, but they are never controlled by the vendor, and for good reason! This is supposed to be a free country. )

    17. Re:Stole from them? by Wavicle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's say that you can't find proof that you purchased some of the software you purchased. You then have to pay for that AGAIN. If you don't pay them for it, and they audit you, you then have to pay for it anyway, plus exorbidant fines because you couldn't proove that you weren't guilty of a crime.

      Any case law you can point out that supports this? Even if BSA audits you and you cannot show proof of purchase, they still must show that based on the preponderance of the evidence, you did not legally come by it.

      Under the Constitution of the United States, it is not my responsibility to prove my innocence, it is your responsibility to prove my guilt. If you can't prove my guilt, I am to be considered innocent. The BSA has neatly ignored this, and gotten courts to go along with unconstitutional legislation. Fines are imposed without trial, and without proof of guilt, in direct opposition to the Constitution.

      You are aware that the primary purpose of the Constitution is to outline and limit the powers of the government, right? This is a civil suit we're talking about. And which courts have gone along with this? I'm betting that the BSA usually settles out of court, they have a fairly difficult task in court. They'll make you a deal that will cost you less than defending yourself in court.

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    18. Re:Stole from them? by Hewligan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The GPL doesn't give you shit. It's not worth the paper it's written on. I'm just waiting for the day someone tries to pursue this legally by suing someone for GPL violation. Any lawyer would laugh at this instead of taking the case. I'm being 100% serious.

      Eben Moglen seems to feel differently. And so did the lawyers of the various companies that changed their minds after being told about their GPL violation.

      Ahh, okay, now I understand the link to Debian. You must have some pseudo-religious belief that paying for software is inherently wrong. Can you for a moment accept the fact that the millions of dollars and hard work that goes into making a polished software product is worth some monetary value to someone? Just because you don't think so doesn't absolve you from paying for it, nor does it indicate that they are 'extorting' money from anyone else. They're just making a successful living.

      Well the computer I'm using at the moment has a lot of Free software on it that I did pay for. I'm sure a lot of other /. readers could say the same. So I think it's safe to say that a belief in Free (Libre) software in no way implies a belief that software should be free (Gratis).

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    19. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What generally happens is that the BSA gets a tip from some disgruntled employee/ex-employee that company X is using pirated software"

      Yeah, so what?

      "keeping track of all the licenses is a major pain in the ass"

      Tough shit - get another job if you don't like it.

      "Every software seller has a different definition of what you have to be able to present to prove that you have a license"

      If you can prove you`ve paid for it, that should be enough.

      "Then they all have different license terms."

      This is something you should look into before you buy the software - its got nothing to do with proving you bought it. Are you the sort of person who comlains about things that you were warned about beforehand?

      Seriously, you sound like a very lazy person, and I wouldn't want you working for me unless you sorted yourself out.

    20. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The vendor has no right to tell me how to use what they have sold"

      If you`re talking about most of the software available today, then you weren't sold it - you bought a license to use it.

    21. Re:Stole from them? by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1
      Explain to me again why this is the fault of the company, and not the individual who knowingly broke the rules? (And yes I am very hesistant to say "law")

      I believe it is called vicarious liability.

    22. Re:Stole from them? by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And the reason the company is not suing him is?

      Seriously though, this person knowingly broke the law. While the company is responsible for that, he is responsible to the company. You should, in no uncertain terms, sue the weasel for all costs incurred in the audit, license purchases, legal fees and damages. Make a precedent out of him, he deserves it.

      -Charlie

    23. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your McDonalds thing entirely. But the point being made here is that a lot of the organisations "audited" by the BSA have already paid for the software. It isn't stolen, it isn't expected to be had for free. These people have paid for it. They have broken no law.

      Just imagine going into McDonalds. You order a big mac, pay the money (let's say $2.00 - I don't know how much), and sit down to eat it. A couple of minutes later, a member of staff walks up to you and says "I don't think you paid for that. Where's your receipt?"

      You say "I left it at the till but I have paid for this burger".

      The staff then says "you have no evidence that you paid for it, therefore you must have stolen it. Pay us $10 now, or we'll take you to court and sue you for $100".

    24. Re:Stole from them? by yog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Regardless of what the previous employee did, the company should conduct a self-audit and ensure that it has paid for all software that it is using. In fact, all companies should do this at least once a year, depending on how often they purchase software. Simply trusting an employee to do what's right sounds like a huge mistake to me.

      Unfortunately, much as we would like to say "Sue the idiot!", the company does bear responsibility for the actions of its employees, when those actions were undertaken as part of the employees' responsibilities on the premises and during working hours.

      The company has no requirement to give that ex-employee a good recommendation, though.

      Just my opinions; I am neither anal nor a lawyer.

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    25. Re:Stole from them? by artemis67 · · Score: 3, Informative

      He installed the software while worknig there, knowing we didn't have licenses, then when he got fired, he called the BSA.

      IANAL, but it sounds to me like the company could sue his ass off, and possibly even get criminal charges brought against him.

      It also seems to me that, if the comapny is forthright in admitting guilt and ignorance, the BSA may be willing to pursue the network admin instead.

    26. Re:Stole from them? by mkoenecke · · Score: 3, Informative

      In response to: "Any case law you can point out that supports this? Even if BSA audits you and you cannot show proof of purchase, they still must show that based on the preponderance of the evidence, you did not legally come by it."

      It's the software licenses themselves that put the burden of proof on the consumer.

      Yes, "innocent until proven guilty" is not applicable to civil suits, but it's a fair analogy. It is the contracts themselves that make anyone using this software "guilty until proven innocent." Other than the misplaced thought about Constitutional rights, I felt the comment was quite insightful and accurate.

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    27. Re:Stole from them? by autophile · · Score: 1
      What they are doing is no different than the Mafia vandalizing someone's business and then asking money to make sure such things don't happen again. It's protection money, nothing more nothing less. They just couch it in a slightly less ominous sounding name.

      The Mafia doesn't tie you up in court, though. They just tie you up.

      --Rob

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    28. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unfortunately, the onus is on Company X to prove that they have licenses for all the software they're using.
      What happened to "innocent until proven otherwise"? For that matter, at what point in time were these 'licenses' proven to have legal standing?
    29. Re:Stole from them? by dalassa · · Score: 1

      Your Best Buy actually carries macintosh software? Lucky bastard. Mine quit carrying it years ago.

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    30. Re:Stole from them? by SkunkAh · · Score: 1

      I think there will be law suits about violating the GPL in the future. For example you have a software company that takes a GPL packages, modifies it and sells it without the (modified) source. An competitor won't like this and can sue the company for violating the GPL and forcing this company to undo the violatings by providing the source. Altrought these wil not be the same as the lawsuits about violating of license terms/copyrights .. it's a lawsuit!

    31. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may also fall under the US legal concept of Respondeat superior. Which as I understand means that if one is employed by an orginazation, and is acting in thier intrest, that the orginazation is also responsible.

      Please note that I am not the Anonymous Lawyer Coward.

    32. Re:Stole from them? by PCBman! · · Score: 1

      I'm no lawyer, but I think that only applies in criminal cases. Since this is a civil matter, they still have to prove you're guilty, but you also have to prove you're innocent.

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    33. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the onus is on Company X to prove that they have licenses for all the software they're using.

      Does this work with non-software items? If I call IKEA and claim someone has stolen furniture, can IKEA force them to produce receipts for that 10-year-old sofa in the corner?

      What a RL-DOS (Real Life Denial Of Service) attack! Make your competitors provide receipts for every single item they own!

    34. Re:Stole from them? by punchdrunk · · Score: 1

      What causes problems is when someone tells me I can't do what I want with the media I've bought that I get a little upset.

      As long as I dont' redistribute what I do, I can do whatever I want with what I've purchased.

      it is not my responsibility to prove my innocence, it is your responsibility to prove my guilt

      These assumptions are where your argument breaks down. Based on things like the DMCA and EULA on the software, YOU DON'T OWN THE SOFTWARE! You do not have the right to do whatever you want with it. As part of the EULA they can say that you have to produce evidence that you have legal license on demand. So in fact you are in violation of the license if you cannot prove that you paid for it.
      (Not saying I agree with this at all, just that's how the BSA and their ilk are interpreting things. And that is how they count on the court interpreting it.)

    35. Re:Stole from them? by g4dget · · Score: 1

      So far, whenever that has happened, the company violating the GPL has quickly settled out of court, usually by coming into compliance or by removing the GPL'ed code from their product. That suggests that the GPL really does have legal teeth.

    36. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vendor has no right to tell me how to use what they have sold"

      If you`re talking about most of the software available today, then you weren't sold it - you bought a license to use it.

      I walk into a store. A pick up a toner cartridge box. I go to the cashier and give them money. I walk out of the store with the toner cartridge.
      Are you saying I didn't BUY the toner cartridge?

      Now, replace "toner cartridge" with "software".

      The cases are identical, so your answers must be identical. Which is it? Did I buy the software, or buy "a license to use" the toner?

    37. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, you tie up the Mafia. No, wait, ...

    38. Re:Stole from them? by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      True, but then again... if the company WERE guilty, they might try to pass the blame onto the former admin, citing the fact that he was fired as "evidence" of his wrongdoing.

      As long as this operates on a Guilty unless Proven Innocent basis, it can and will be abused on both ends. Only the BSA comes out ahead, since they get paid on both ends.

      IA(lso)ANAL.

    39. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry- should have been:

      The vendor has no right to tell me how to use what they have sold"

      If you`re talking about most of the software available today, then you weren't sold it - you bought a license to use it.

      I walk into a store. A pick up a toner cartridge box. I go to the cashier and give them money. I walk out of the store with the toner cartridge.
      Are you saying I didn't BUY the toner cartridge?

      Now, replace "toner cartridge" with "software".

      The situations are identical, so your answers must be identical. Which is it? Did I buy the software, or buy "a license to use" the toner?

    40. Re:Stole from them? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      >>"Then they all have different license terms."
      > This is something you should look into before you buy the software

      This remind sme of the time that, as a joke, we go tin some new legato licenses and I said to my boss "This has an EULA on it. I want to open it and install the software but I am pretty sure that I am not authorized to enter the University into binding contracts, maybe we should send this to the legal department"

      There was a good chuckle we got out of it but... isn't it the case? I dunno about YOU but I am no lawyer! How can I, a lowly sysadmin, be expected to be the person negotiating and entering into contracts on behalf of the organization at large? In any legal sense I am not even qualified to understand these things. I can't make a real legal interpretation... yet I am still expected to just blindly get these word filled envelopes and open them as if its "just normal" (and it IS just normal)

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    41. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's more akin to walking out of a department store with a sack full of stuff without a receipt.

      I think it's even more akin to buying stuff at a store (say, a TV), taking it home, using it for years, and then having the store send you a letter telling you to provide proof of purchase or they'll call the cops and have you arrested for theft.

    42. Re:Stole from them? by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Just to reply to myself....

      I eventually did my own internal audit, found out where our compliance issues were, and determined that the cheapest way to get our ducks in a row was to become a Microsoft Certified Partner. That program costs $1500 a year but includes about $15,000 worth of Microsoft licenses, of which we use about $10,000.

      Thanks to the people who pointed out why this is indeed the company's problem, not the bad admin's. As the guy who walked into this situation, it makes a lot more sense (politically) to vent my frustration towards the guy who was fired than the management who failed to oversee him...

      But it still does seem like an easy way to sabotage a company. Say you're the admin, and you know your time is coming. Just install stuff willy-nilly, then when you get the boot, call the BSA and rat out all the illegal software they have -- including stuff that noone else knows is installed because it's hiding in a back room or a closet.

    43. Re:Stole from them? by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Well, no. Software is different from couches. You can't buy one couch and then install it in 500 different cubicles.

      I'm surprised I have to explain this to you.

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      I am NOT a man!
      I am a free number!
    44. Re:Stole from them? by crc32 · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I know a thing or two. It's a legal theory called respondeat superior, the employer is responsible for the bad acts of the employee. Similar to why you can sue UPS if a UPS driver hits your car.

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      "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
    45. Re:Stole from them? by Le+Fol · · Score: 1
      More than a Boycott needs to be done to the members of the BSA. There needs to be a trial that addresses flagrant violations of the constitutional rights of individuals all over the United States, and an appropiate punishment needs to be given.

      If my memory is good, they already lost in belgium in the '90 against Sema Group. I don't find trace of it on the net though (probably lost when sema was bought by schlumberger). Anyway, they lost on the ground that they were using unlawful tactics and were fined and/or had to pay damages to civil parties.

    46. Re:Stole from them? by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      The difference, however, being that Big Macs are expendable. Once you eat them, they're gone forever in their original form. Software on the other hand has the capability to be installed many times.

      Hmm, actually, I'd say that Big Macs taste like they've been "installed" many times before getting to me.

      --

      What would Lemmy do?

    47. Re:Stole from them? by blackbear · · Score: 1

      I will do what I want with what I have bought and paid for.

      In the case of software, you didn't buy anything except the right to use something with a whole lota strings attached.

      You entered into a contract with a vendor, to whom you you gave money in exchange for agreeing to contract with you. The fact that you walk out the front door with a distribution media package does not automatically give you any rights regarding its disposition. And depending on the contract you may have elected to give up certain of your privileges with regard to how you will use the distribution medium.

      In short, I believe you are the recipient of a service. (insert pun here) And the paper, plastic, and cardboard are window dressing.

    48. Re:Stole from them? by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      It's the software licenses themselves that put the burden of proof on the consumer.

      I've read my EULA, I have not consented to such. Can you point out a link to an EULA that permits random audits and requires paper documentation for proof of compliance?

      Yes, "innocent until proven guilty" is not applicable to civil suits

      Actually it is. It's just that the bar is lower.

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    49. Re:Stole from them? by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      Respondeat superior would only apply if the ex-employee had been acting in the interest of his/her employer at the time. If the company told him to install only one copy of Win2000 on one computer, and he disregarded the instructions and installed on many computers, he was not acting in the interest of the company. In that case, he will be held responsible for his own actions. He cannot claim that he was acting in the interest of his employer, because if he had followed instructions, he would not have put the company in position for a lawsuit.

    50. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, you sound like an asshole, and I wouldn't want to work for you.

    51. Re:Stole from them? by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
      A competitor won't like this and can sue the company for violating the GPL and forcing this company to undo the violatings by providing the source.

      A competing company can't sue for copyright (GPL) violation unless they've provided enough code into the GPLed code to have their own case for copyright violation.

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      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    52. Re:Stole from them? by darqchild · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting idea actually.

      I wonder what the the company lawyer would say about the licenses on some software we install?

      Didn't MS recently add a clause to one of their licenses that states that they were allowed to change the terms of the license without notifying us first?

      --
      What? Me? Worry?
    53. Re:Stole from them? by PsychoMatt · · Score: 1

      They'll make you a deal that will cost you less than defending yourself in court. And that amounts to extortion - "Pay us money, or we'll cost you even more money." Nobody should have to pay ANYTHING to defend themselves when there's no PROOF of wrongdoing. Even in a civil suit, the burden of PROOF is on the PLAINTIFF, not the defendant.

    54. Re:Stole from them? by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      If the plaintiff cannot produce enough evidence to show that he has a reasonable chance of winning the case in court, the defendant can make a motion for summary judgement.

      If the judge thinks that carrying the proceeding to trial would clearly be a waste of court time, he can then throw the case out.

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      Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
      Edward Everett (1794 - 1865)
    55. Re:Stole from them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I go to the cashier and give them money. I walk out of the store with the toner cartridge.
      >Are you saying I didn't BUY the toner cartridge?

      No.

      >Now, replace "toner cartridge" with "software".

      Ok.

      >The cases are identical, so your answers must be identical.

      Incorrect. One is hardware, the other software.

    56. Re:Stole from them? by DEBEDb · · Score: 1

      Although you can make the same argument for
      many other agreements, like you credit card
      or bank contract, etc., etc.

      --

      Considered harmful.
    57. Re:Stole from them? by PsychoMatt · · Score: 1

      If the plaintiff cannot produce enough evidence to show that he has a reasonable chance of winning the case in court, the defendant can make a motion for summary judgement. If the judge thinks that carrying the proceeding to trial would clearly be a waste of court time, he can then throw the case out. How often does this happen, I wonder. Does "Can't produce licenses/disks for all installs" equal "enough evidence"? On a related note: Something that would then keep this in check (and a lot of other crap) would be more laws penalizing those who file frivolous lawsuites. :)

    58. Re:Stole from them? by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      Then use sheet of music. Because music, like software, is a copyrighted good rather than a physical good (at least partially).

      Are you saying I can't buy sheet music? That I only "license" sheet music? That's a pretty major sea change from hundreds of years of history.

    59. Re:Stole from them? by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      In the case of software, you didn't buy anything except the right to use something with a whole lota strings attached.

      Heh, I'd like to see you tell that to a judge when I bring the vendor into court for misleading me. Where were the giant warning labels on the box telling about the strings. Further, if it's an actual contract, where was I given a chance to read it *before* being bound to it?!!

      You're flat wrong about what happens in a store. In fact, the basic rules of buying and selling have remained fairly consistent throughout history and predate this country by well over 2000 years. As for abstract goods, ever since books (let alone phonorecords) came about people have been "buying" and "owning" their very own copies of works that have very little that is physical about them. Just because what I "bought" is abstract, doesn't mean I don't own it. If I don't actually *own* something after a transaction, then the very word "buy" is misleading.

      The fact EULA's are not enforced is the only reason people don't raise a giant stink about them. Every time someone attempts to enforce an EULA you can see the smelliness begin to rise.

  91. To search requires a warrant -- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No company can barge into a business and demand to be allowed to search unless there already exists an agreement to that effect. Typically, the only people really subject to this are companies with site licenses or subscriptions to certain programs, such as Microsoft products. And in that case, only the vendor can do it.

    Aside from that, you can't be "audited" by the BSA. If they have evidence or accusations against a company, they can turn it into local law enforcement, who may show up at the front door with a representative of the vendor as a witness.

    Even aside from that, it's good practice nowadays to have good software control. Even if you can't produce the certificates, receipts or transaction records can also show valid proof that something was bought.

    And if you really have warez, well, it's time to wire in EMP devices into your HDD cages in each machine and wire them to a central switch.

    1. Re:To search requires a warrant -- by MudDude · · Score: 1

      Can you have a signed agreement that says the other party has the right to search your premises?

      I think not.

      IANALBSEEOM - I Am Not A Lawyer But Saw Every Episode Of Matlock.

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  92. From someone who lived through a BSA audit by TheCabal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We had the BSA sicced on us by a disgruntled ex-employee. We didn't receive one of those mass mailed letters, we received a bona-fide messenger delivered packet from the BSA, naming specific software titles. Also in the letter was their "gracious" offer to do a self-audit and orders to report the results of the audit to them. Failure to comply with their demands would result in the BSA taking us to court, getting a court order to come in and conduct an audit themselves, with their software and people,and under the eyes of either the State Troopers or US Marshals to make sure that we didn't interfere.

    So we did an audit and found out that we were only one copy of a certain software title out of compliance. We sent back the results of our audit, along with copies of our licenses to the BSA, along with an offer to buy the extra license at full retail price. They replied that our licenses and audit results were not good enough, that they also wanted us to produce the receipts for the software.

    The receipts. Apparently, having the licenses are not good enough. Or maybe the BSA figured they could strongarm some money out of us, so they leaned a little harder. I had heard that before the BSA sends out these demands, they research the company to see if they have enough cash to make their efforts worthwhile. Having recently completed a series of capital funding, I suppose we looked mighty tempting.

    This meant many days of going through three years of financial records. Eventually, we found most of our reciepts and purchase orders, except for a few things from the very beginnings of the company when the records weren't really kept. But we did have the licenses. Of course, the BSA, now really smelling blood, came down with an arbitrary amount to fine us along with a statement that if we did not pay this (ridiculous) sum for basically being one copy out of compliance, they would take us to court and demand far more.

    I was never told how much exactly we had to pay the BSA, but I heard it was "not insignificant". It was somewhere in the 5-figure range. All for one copy of Visio, and some tossed receipts from three years ago.

    I always argued that the BSA had no right to demand our receipts and financial records since we were able to produce the software licenses. It's a bunch of crap. I can't see how the BSA can legally operate in this country. There is another organization that operates in a similar fashion- it's called the Mafia. Bastards.

    1. Re:From someone who lived through a BSA audit by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Can a lawyer pop in here and explain to me why, since your company had all the other licenses and materials, that actual RECEIPTS were required?? And whether this requirement would hold up in court??

      I suppose the BSA argument is that "per the EULA it's not a transferrable title and therefore only the *original purchaser* is licensed to use it; therefore you must have *proof of purchase* to legally use it". But IIRC, that argument already got effectively shot down in court, where for the software in question (IIRC it was Netware), the Doctrine of First Sale was found to cover software just as it does books.

      By the BSA's logic, the cops could come busting into your house and demand to see a proof of purchase for everything you own -- because if you don't have that receipt for each and every item, who knows if it's really stolen property you got from a fence or maybe even stole it yourself.

      Or if you want to limit the argument to "intellectual property" -- do you have a receipt for every book in your personal library? Thought not. Pay up!!

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    2. Re:From someone who lived through a BSA audit by Kosi · · Score: 1

      It's unbelievable! Next time your company wants to give away money for nothing, send me a mail.

    3. Re:From someone who lived through a BSA audit by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      It's unbelievable! Next time your company wants to give away money for nothing, send me a mail.

      Hindsight is always 20/20, especially when you're not involved, isn't it?

    4. Re:From someone who lived through a BSA audit by Kosi · · Score: 1

      20/20?

      You wrote that you had all licenses except one for Visio, the bills for them are irrelevant. So, wtf should any sane man pay more than that?

    5. Re:From someone who lived through a BSA audit by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      You wrote that you had all licenses except one for Visio, the bills for them are irrelevant. So, wtf should any sane man pay more than that?

      If it was me making the decision, I'd would have told the BSA to go pound sand after showing them our licenses. But it wasn't me making that decision. Obviously, the BSA's strongarm tactics worked on our upper management since I had to dig through years of purchase orders and receipts and we still wound up paying them some princely sum.

    6. Re:From someone who lived through a BSA audit by Kosi · · Score: 1

      What company is this? Gonna send some bills and threaten just for fun ...

      I'd like to know what rode the person making such an idiotid decision, any clues?

  93. Knoppix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just burn a couple of dozen copies of Knoppix and keep them in the drive trays. Then if BSA comes a knockin, just cut the power, when you reboot all evidence will be lost.
    Choke on it dickheads.
    heh.

  94. BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They are just copying what Jessie Jackson does to 'help pressure' companies into handing protection money so 'bad' PR is not generated.

    see "Shakedown: Exposing the Real Jesse Jackson" by Kenneth R. Timmerman at

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/08 95 261650/qid=1044503089/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/103-855440 5-1087059?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

    1. Re:BSA learned from the master by Squareball · · Score: 1

      I got one of those letters at work and my boss was telling me to get all the docs out and such for every thing.. and I said, "umm.. WHO are these people? Do they have a warrent? What right do they have to audit us? They can BITE ME" and she was like "oh.. yeah I guess I didn't think about that. Who are they?" So I guess it works because people assume that they have to obey them

    2. Re:BSA learned from the master by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      That raises an interesting question: If the BSA has to go on the premises to see if you're using their software, but is only allowed on the premises IF you are using their software... if you don't let them in, how can they prosecute/obtain a warrant/whatever?

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    3. Re:BSA learned from the master by berzerke · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...[BSA] if you don't let them in, how can they prosecute/obtain a warrant/whatever?...



      When the BSA does decide to do an audit (as opposed to a mass mailing), it's because they already have some evidence of illegal software use. Most of the time, this is from a former employee, disgruntled employee, or the like (i.e. a contractor you pissed off, former customer, etc.).



      If you don't let them in, then they go before a judge and get a warrant, and then US Marshals come in, and you won't refuse the marshals entry (for very long).



      I know because a friend of mine got raided. The "tip" came from a business rival. The Marshals found everything was in order and the tipster got billed for the cost of the raid.

    4. Re:BSA learned from the master by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Click-through or no, I doubt than any BSA member has the right to force their way onto your premises. This belief, however, only applies to people who have limited themselves to retail (even bulk-retail) purchases. I'd be inclined to just ignore their notification. Of course, I'm not your lawyer.

      If, on the other hand, you have gone out and negotiated and signed a legal agreement with a BSA member, then what a BSA member can do to/around your premises is limited by the terms of the written agreement. A written agreement is far more binding than any click-through agreement might be.

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      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    5. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They can not go before a judge and get a warrant. A company hast to sue you or file a criminal complaint. For the most part, the bsa is bs.

    6. Re:BSA learned from the master by Zwets · · Score: 1

      The original poster is in trouble because he has breached his contract. He agreed [...] to keep records and originals.

      Don't the companies themselves keep records? Maybe he could just phone them and ask for a copy of the contract.

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      One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Duran
    7. Re:BSA learned from the master by 3030 · · Score: 1

      I think Cheech and Chong nailed when they said:"You keep a knockin' but you can't come in"

    8. Re:BSA learned from the master by 3030 · · Score: 1

      *nailed it* Or I'm drunk and have no idea what I'm talking about

    9. Re:BSA learned from the master by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Could you back this up with some links or something? I didn't remember seeing that agreement in any EULAs I had seen, so I googled for BSA auditing and it seemed pretty clear that they'll send a letter out to anyone. They seem especially fond of companies with disgruntled ex employees.

      I find it difficult to believe that even under contract law a court would hold a harrassment clause enforceable. They can't audit on a whim without compensation - they need some evidence of wrongdoing.

      I also couldn't find anywhere in an EULA anything about agreeing to keep records of possession.

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      Edward Everett (1794 - 1865)
    10. Re:BSA learned from the master by nosfucious · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is not necessary to produce "Original Certificates" nor "Original CDs". In most cases some sort of proof of payment is all that is necessary.

      Under British style common law, a contract is a contract whether verbal or written. There are very few specific examples of contracts that must be evidenced in writing. This does not necessarily mean it has to be in writing, just that there is some documentation (like real estate or mine claim transactions).

      If there is any sort of record keeping then your organisation should have cheque stubs, Credit Card statements, etc. If items such as these are good enough for your taxes, they should stand up in any civil action (and hopefully stop it getting that far). However, if you've paid in cash you could be in trouble without receipts.

      However, I am not a lawyer, you are probably subject to US law, not British style common law (however similar). I could have missed the point, and this is slashdot.

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    11. Re:BSA learned from the master by more+fool+you · · Score: 1
      assuming the contract is as good as the paper it was written on. asking for a copy of the contract, with a signature of someone authorised to sign is a great way to begin negotiations.

    12. Re:BSA learned from the master by sp1nl0ck · · Score: 1

      I've just had a look at the EULA supplied with Microsoft Office 2000 (which is sitting in c:\program files\microsoft office\office\1033\eula9.txt) on this PC at work.

      IANAL, but there isn't anything I can find in it - express or implied (to use the favoured term of the EULA authors) - about submitting to audits by the BSA or anyone else in it.

      It appears to be solely the users resposibility to ensure that they have the correct license for use of the software they have, and the BSA et al would have to get a court order, or whatever it is called in your legal jurisdiction, in order to obtain details of the software and licenses you have, either by audit or other means.

      BTW - the BSA doesn't produce software, just like the RIAA doesn't produce music. They are trade associations and nothing else.

      Cheers,

      Alan.

      --
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    13. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who get these letters have (1) entered into a formal licensing contract with a BSA member like MS, Apple, Oracle, or others or (2) registered a product to a member of the BSA.

      seems like the easy way to aviod this is to pirate everything, never enter a licence never get an audit :D

    14. Re:BSA learned from the master by armb · · Score: 1

      > When the BSA does decide to do an audit ... it's because they already have some evidence
      [...]
      > I know because a friend of mine got raided. The "tip" came from a business rival. The Marshals found everything was in order

      So in fact when they do an audit it's because they have some evidence, or at least an allegation from someone who doesn't actually know any facts?

      --
      rant
    15. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      but these letters are NOT sent to only suspicious companies.. these letters are MASS MAILED to entire zipcodes. My company having 3 offices got 3 letters from them with 3 different addresses in 3 different months.

      It is a scam, just like all the other BSA practices. they are scumbags and need to be ignored and fought hard when they try to use their organized crime tactics

    16. Re:BSA learned from the master by mellonhead · · Score: 1

      The Marshals found everything was in order and the tipster got billed for the cost of the raid.


      I'm in law enforcement. This doesn't happen.

    17. Re:BSA learned from the master by Sir+Tristam · · Score: 1
      I know because a friend of mine got raided. The "tip" came from a business rival. The Marshals found everything was in order and the tipster got billed for the cost of the raid.
      I hope your friend also filed a lawsuit against this business rival for production lost during the raid, defamation, and any property damages that occured.

      Chris Beckenbach

    18. Re:BSA learned from the master by baldwang · · Score: 1

      But has an EULA ever been challenged in a court of law? Would it stand? Here in Canada, when I go to purchase something (anything, not just software) I am entering a retail contractual agreement. However, the contract does not become binding until both parties "sign" the contract; ie, I receive the product I'm purchasing while they receive my hard earned cash. Not until the money passes hands is the contract considered legal (at this point, both parties have consideration). The retailer cannot force anything more upon me after that point.

      For example, it used to be when I purchased a CD from Future Shop, after paying for the CD and I had the cd and the receipt, they would tell me "please sign here so you don't return it". I always told them no, they would say I have to, and I would say that legally, I don't. If they wanted extra conditions on the purchase of a cd, they should present those conditions before the actual purchase.

      So, with the above in mind, how does it relate to software? If I purchase say, MS Office from some retailer, there is consideration for both parties (they get my money while I get some software). When I take it home and install it and am presented with an EULA, is that EULA contractually binding? From what I recall, one of the rules to make a contract binding is that both parties must have consideration. If I accept the EULA, what is my consideration? The manufacturer of the software's consideration is they get to rape me whenever they feel like it. What is my consideration? I get to use the software? I don't think this would stand because I've already legally purchased a license for this software, have I not?

      Just my thoughts on it... not written very well, and my hand is cramped up, so hey. Any additional comments?

    19. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a standard EULA: "By breaking this seal, you consent to the conditions blah blah blah"

      From a letter to the manufacturer: "By having this letter in your mailroom, you agree to void all conditions placed on me by your EULA"

    20. Re:BSA learned from the master by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Yeah no shit. I could see, hypothetically, the "tipster" being sued for defamation or libel... But I highly doubt the police send anyone bills.

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    21. Re:BSA learned from the master by baldwang · · Score: 1

      "By Breaking this seal, you blah blah blah..." I don't think that's binding because the conditions of the EULA are not presented to you until after you break the seal. I'm pretty sure binding somebody to a contract without presenting them the terms of the contract is a big no no.

    22. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of a case in The Netherlands were the tipster had to pay 10.000 to the falsely accused company.

    23. Re:BSA learned from the master by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      While I agree that you are right, a contract hardly needs to be in writting to be a contract, there is a bit more to software licenses than that.

      First of all Software license "contracts" are very complex. WHile certainly if we make a verbal agreement that I am going to sell my car to you for $X then we have a contract and I have to do it... fine.

      However, how can you agree to a contract that you have never seen?

      I dunno about you but ive just about never seen a software license for a peice of software BEFORE I bought it. Hell, much of the time its just some random peice of paper inside a box that I ALREADY PAID FOR.

      Now lets talke the car example, I put a peice of paper inside the car and attache it to the ignition that says "by using this car you agree to X" then I sell it to you without you ever seeing it...

      SHould you be bound by the "terms" on the ignition?

      Frankly, I think this is silly. Who in there right mind would actually sign a contract that allows some random 3rd party to come barging in and do a work crippling audit any time they please? Should something so drastic be allowed to be "assumed" to be a normal part of such contracts?

      Common wisdom that "a contract must be signed" does exist for a reason. If there is no formal signed contract then the judge has alot of leeway in deciding. If its wreitten on paper and signed then the person is attesting in writting to understanding the terms of the contract and if he doesn't understand then he is still in the wrong because he attested to it and agreed.

      When its not signed and under such dubious circumstances, the judge gets to decide whether the parties involved really has such an agreement and what is reasonable assumption for such an agreement under the circumstances.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    24. Re:BSA learned from the master by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      No. I have a small business. I am the only employee and use it just because it is more convinient to me than to work on 1099 basis. I do conuslting, have someone else do the taxes and also outsource payroll. My business does not have a single computer but it received the letter.

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      If enithin kan gow rong it whil. (Murfey)
    25. Re:BSA learned from the master by LordWoody · · Score: 1

      First off, this is the US Marshals, not the police. Different group, different mentality.

      That said, police, fire departments, and other such "public" services have sent out bills for ages. It is not unusual for such an organization to bill a prank caller, or someone who causes a situation or problem through extreme neglegence or disregard for the obvious. This is especially true for volunteer based organizations like rural firefighters, etc...

      How much they might collect is a different story.

      --
      Never meddle in the affairs of dragons,
      for you are crunchy and good with catsup.
    26. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your friend sued the business rival into the ground for harrassment, right? Right? If not, your friend has no room to whine, there are ways to defend against this.

    27. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About freaking time the false accusers have to pay the bill. I wish court cases worked this way.

      I know a couple of people, whose financial lives were completely ruined, and though they were found innocent, were f**ked because of legal bills. No wonder attorneys will all go to hell.
      l8,
      AC

    28. Re:BSA learned from the master by rifter · · Score: 1

      If you have done business with a BSA member you have consented to audits, record keeping requirements, etc.

      People who get these letters have (1) entered into a formal licensing contract with a BSA member like MS, Apple, Oracle, or others or (2) registered a product to a member of the BSA.


      Not quite. I got one of these letters recently, and I have not bought any software from any of those companies in years, I do not have a registered business, and I do not use any of this software on a personal basis. I am not sure where they got the idea that I was running a business they needed to audit, or how they got the address I was at at the time (I do have a domain registered in the name of the business they mention in the letter, but with a different address), but the letter gave me a good chuckle.

      People seem to think it is ok to use Windows if you avoid the exorbitant price of use by piracy, but I disagree entirely with that method and BSA audits are but one example of why that can bite you. I use free software, I comply with the licenses on all my software, and I save a lot of money and trouble thereby.

    29. Re:BSA learned from the master by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes.. yes they most definately do.
      An office I rented in downtown Sacramento had an alarm system that would trip off sometimes - the Sacramento Police Department would come out to investigate, would find nothing (because it was a false alarm) and would promptly send a bill for the time it took to respond to the false alarm.
      Fortunately, I wasn't required to pay them because the alarm was managed by the building owner, so I passed the bill along to them.

      So, yes, the police department really *does* send out bills. :-)

    30. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The "tip" came from a business rival. The Marshals found everything was in order and the tipster got billed for the cost of the raid.

      There's a possibility he can be made to pay a lot more (time for the obligatory IANAL). By paying the bill for the raid, the tipster implies he filed a false report. Your friend may have grounds to sue for his expenses, loss of business, etc. caused by the groundless audit.

      Likewise, the BSA may be on thin ice for requesting the Marshalls come in without valid grounds for the request. How did they verify the tipster's claim?

      Your friend may want to consult a lawyer to determine what options are open to him. It's payback time!
    31. Re:BSA learned from the master by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      If the EULA is written on paper in the box with the software you purchased, take a pen and cross out any statements in the "contract" that you do not agree to. You could possibly add to the contract with some of your own stipulations. Then sign at the end. That is the contract you have agreed to. Keep it on file, so if the BSA calls, you can tell them exactly what your contract entails.

    32. Re:BSA learned from the master by mellonhead · · Score: 1

      A "raid" is an entirely different event than a patrol response to a building alarm. My department also bills alarm owners for excessive false alarms.

      A "raid" is typically considered entry into a residence or business to serve an arrest or search warrant. I have never heard of ANY department or agency that bills "tipsters" when information they gave did not prove to be the case. There's a multitude of reasons that a raid turns up nothing (they flushed the dope, the felon ran out the back door 10 minutes before you got there, etc.). If you can prove that tipster information was knowingly false, the tipster could be prosecuted for giving false information, but again, I have never heard of anyone being billed for a "raid."

    33. Re:BSA learned from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno about you but ive just about never seen a software license for a peice of software BEFORE I bought it. Hell, much of the time its just some random peice of paper inside a box that I ALREADY PAID FOR.

      Now lets talke the car example, I put a peice of paper inside the car and attache it to the ignition that says "by using this car you agree to X" then I sell it to you without you ever seeing it...

      SHould you be bound by the "terms" on the ignition?


      Nope. A contract needs an offer and an acceptance, and you haven't accepted it.

      If, however, the car wouldn't start unless you signed the paper saying you agreed to the condition, that would be a different matter.

      Of course, then there's the problem that, without warning you, they've sold you a car that's unusable unless you accept the condition. Definitely grounds for a refund if you don't.

  95. Waiting for them to send me one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    BSA once sent me a threat letter. The company was legitimate but had only one employee (me), though I used to put 10-15 employees on surveys and convention registrations. Not thinking, I'd disposed of the letter then. If/When I get another one I'm going to tell them to show me something from their attorney and the law and essentially, shove the audit up their ass. Why? I'm 100% Microsoft free. I'm using Linux/MacOS desktops, Wordperfect or OpenOffice for word processing, Apache/Linux for web servers, etc.. I hope other companies do the same.

  96. I got one from the BSA AND Microsoft by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    I also recently received a letter from the BSA. I read it several times, and even disscused it with a few friends (who said I should frame it and put it on the wall). The thing that struck me the most after reading the letter was the "implied guilt". Then, just three days ago I received another letter only this time from Microsoft saying that I better use the "BSA grace period" to make sure I am licensed.

    Now I can understand that they want to curb piracy of software but, I realy do not like receiving letters "implying" that I may be running or using illegal software.

    But I would have to agree that this is just nothing but a scare tactic or a attempt to EXTORT money. On a scale of 1-10 this would have to rate an 8 on the FUD meter.

    BSA: We want to run this auditing software on your computer.

    Me: Do you have a linux version? Oh wait, I might be able to run it under wine...

    --
    "I bow to no man" - Riddick
  97. IANAL, but... by Plix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The BSA is a trade organization much like the MPAA, RIAA, IDSA, and former SPA (which is called something like the SIIA now or something, I've forgotten). They possess no legal power whatsoever, but they are watchdogs and they do cause a lot of trouble for both big-time pirates (they brought down #warez4cable and were involved in the PWA [pirates with attitude] case). The most they can do is threaten you and rat you out to the real authorities.

    A word of advice, though. Regardless of being able to produce the original CDs, the FBI will almost certainly not persue anyone who's done less than $5000 USD worth of damage to a company in estimated loss sales (the FBI simply doesn't have the resources) - they DEFINATLY wont go after a small non-profit that lost a few CDs. Irregardless of that, unlike the BSA, the government actually has to produce enough evidence to convince a judge to grant a search warrent. So don't worry, you can safely ignore any messages from the BSA.

    1. Re:IANAL, but... by kevcol · · Score: 1

      IANAL, BIIWAL, IPWBR /.

      HTH.

    2. Re:IANAL, but... by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      They possess no legal power whatsoever,

      They hold the software company's Power of Attorney over copyrights. So they effectively are the software company when they write to you.

      The most they can do is threaten you and rat you out to the real authorities

      They can start civil legal action for breach of copyright and in the process get court orders to search your premises.

      the FBI needn't come into it.

      unlike the BSA, the government actually has to produce enough evidence to convince a judge to grant a search warrent.

      Is this arse about . Irregardless of this its unlikely they would take a case if there wasn't sufficient evidence form other sources that the company had insufficient licences.

      So don't worry, you can safely ignore any messages from the BSA

      No, you aren't a lawyer. I hope also that you aren't in control of other peoples money or assets in any meaningful way.

  98. Fishing expedition by 3ryon · · Score: 1

    Yes, they are probably fishing...throw a line out and see who will bite. I wonder what would happen if someone was completely uncooperative with them. Remember, *they* have the burden of proof. They have to have some evidence (like testimony) that you are running illegal software.

    Oh wait, this is post-911. Is there still a burden of proof before someone is found guilty? I know trails and lawyers aren't necessary any more (see the Jose Padilla story).

  99. Consider an Apartment Lease by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A landlord has the power to enter your "home," and is specifically granted this power under some state laws. At least in my state, they must have a reasonable justification, AND give advance notice; they can't just barge in willy-nilly (IANAL).

    Still, even if you rent rather than own, even your local police department needs a search warrant to enter your apartment. Also, if a person legally consents to a search, that consent can be withdrawn at any time. At that point, a search warrant is required. How is some kind of private "trade group" going to bypass that little requirement? Even if you clicked some EULA, I don't see how you can give up your Fourth Amendment rights with the click of a mouse. The police have much more power than some trade group, and if they need a warrant, how can some trade group skate by without one? Any lawyers want to comment?

    I'd like to see these guys try it, quite honestly... just like that rental car company that was levying fines based on their GPS spy-unit speed measurements... they were denied. Private organizations/businesses don't have the power to levy a fine; that power belongs to the State.

    If they were bold enough barge into your home unannounced, with no legal authority to do so, it would be at least Breaking and Entering, or even Burglary (if you were home at the time). If they threatened you in the process, it would be Aggravated Burglary, and you might even be justified in some self-defense. Somehow, I suspect a bunch of software-licence-hunting bean counters are not up for that kind of action.

    Even if they do have some sort of "compliance inspection" in their EULA, it's just begging for a court challenge if they force the issue.

    If you click a button saying "it's OK to shoot me," don't doubt for one minute that somebody would go to prison for a very long time if they actually pulled the trigger.

    --
    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
    1. Re:Consider an Apartment Lease by danoatvulaw · · Score: 1

      4th Amendment search and seizure protection is only triggered when the action comes from the government, hence why police need warrants. You are correct though, in that, you would have to grant them consent to search your property, else you have a tort action for trespass, and you may be able to press criminal charges successfully. The BSA will be coming at you saying that you allowed them the "right" to audit you in the EULA. However, dont forget that an EULA is just a contract, which is susceptable to challenge on the basis of adhesion, as well as many others (unconscionability as another.)

      Landlord/tenant law permits the landlord entry to your dwelling only under a very specific set of circumstances. Property and contracts are distinctly different - right of reentry comes from a statute passed by the legislature, not from your lease agreement per se.

      2L, Villanova Law

    2. Re:Consider an Apartment Lease by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      "Private organizations/businesses don't have the power to levy a fine; that power belongs to the State."

      Blockbuster and the library can fine me if I turn in their property late. It is different circumstances, but it's still a fine, isn't it?

      --
      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    3. Re:Consider an Apartment Lease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you click a button saying "it's OK to shoot me," don't doubt for one minute that somebody would go to prison for a very long time if they actually pulled the trigger."

      Suicide is illegal in most states. You'd be tried posthumously.

      Seriously, you can't sign on as somebody's slave because slavery is specifically prohibited by the constitution. But unless it is against the law, you sign it, tough luck.

      e.g., It might be _your_ townhouse, but if the agreement says no canaries, it means no canaries in _your_ townhouse. Don't let your cat run loose and God forbid the neighborhood organization should catch you growing wild flowers on your lawn. One that personally frosts me is my federal right to have a 100 ft. amateur radio tower in my back yard if I want one and it doesn't interfer with aviation. Try to get the feds to tell that to your city hall.

      In other words, don't be silly. We have our rights signed away from dawn to dusk--and most of the time we didn't even personally have to do the signing. That said, we can all unplug our computers and reconvene at a shack in North Idaho for target practice and the nightly libertarian sing-a-long.

  100. Fix the question by rknop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remove "Grace Period" from the question.

    Then the answer is a resounding "yes".

    -Rob

  101. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by afabbro · · Score: 1

    Uh, revenge. He was probably horked off at his previous employer. Not saying that it's right or that he should have done that (or that he shouldn't - maybe the employer was a bastard of legend, who knows). I'm just saying that it's not exactly unknown.

    --
    Advice: on VPS providers
  102. I got one too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I received one of these for a nonprofit that doesn't exist and never existed. I think they are just grasping for straws. If they come to me demanding access to the nonprofit's computers, it's simple for us. They don't exist.

  103. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Daemonik · · Score: 1
    Doesn't that innocent until proven guilty apply anylonger in the US? Land of the free my ass - at least they don't claim that here
    Always nice to see people from another country chime in on the intricacies of a 200 year old legal system with absolutely no idea of what they are talking about.

    There is criminal law and there is civil law, certain rights and expectations apply in the one but not the other. Then there is the fact that property, being not a person, has no legal rights and is therefore guilty until proven innocent.

  104. Ironically, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these gestapo tactics, and MS's incredibly obnoxious and confusing licensing designs are forcing people *away* from using software by the bsa companies.

    Even with their price increases and crackdown on piracy, is having to lower their prices to try stop their market losses.

    I used to know companies that believed in microsoft products all the way. Now, even they are starting to hate microsoft.

    Lovely. Microsoft will put themselves out of business through their own success.

  105. I thought Linux was free? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    Are you posting to slashdot and not using linux? Geeze, if you use linux you don't have to worry about "paying for software."

    Seriously though I'd say it was just spam.
    -Chris

  106. maybe I shouldn't have by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    considered sending them bills anonymously

    --
    You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
  107. Do EXACTLY what the US Govt. does! by GnuPengwyn · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I am a little late to this discussion.

    Here's my advice. Do not reply to any email. tell your employee's not to reply to any email. Do not reply to any letters, tell your employee's not to reply to any letters.

    Because . . .

    If you DO reply, then that gives them everything they need to audit you.

    This is exactly the way Government does it. Ignore the bastards.

    --
    Love Music? Got a Band? Are you a Label? http://garageradio.com
  108. what the hell is an "enterprise environment"? by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 1, Funny
    I work in an enterprise environment.

    In what way does this statement differ from "I have a job?", besides using large obfuscatory words?

    1. Re:what the hell is an "enterprise environment"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's an enterprise environment. Clearly he wears a dorky-looking jumpsuit and the computers explode if you give 'em even a little thump.

    2. Re:what the hell is an "enterprise environment"? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I work in an enterprise environment.

      In what way does this statement differ from "I have a job?", besides using large obfuscatory words?

      Means he works for Captain Kirk?

      besides using large obfuscatory words

      What's the difference between saying this and saying "besides using doublespeak", besides using doublespeak?

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    3. Re:what the hell is an "enterprise environment"? by Dave21212 · · Score: 1
      Hehehe... I especially like the references to my Captain.

      Saying "Enterprise Environment" is just a shortcut to saying:
      "I'm just a lowly developer in a much larger company. The company has alternative methods for dealing with licensing and also to deal with threatening bullshit letters from the BSA"


      I posted both of them on my wall and left it at that...
      --
      "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
    4. Re:what the hell is an "enterprise environment"? by Brian+Knotts · · Score: 1

      I think it means he has an MCSE and/or a subscription to InfoWorld.

  109. Ben Dover has a word for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Ben Dover ain't pretty but you're going to get it so you may as well enjoy it.

    1. Re:Ben Dover has a word for you by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Too bad the guy doesn't know jack about computers. He thinks you need to update your virus defs every single time you go to send or recieve mail.

      --
      I am NOT a man!
      I am a free number!
  110. Oh that reminds me by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

    one of my client did return the audit form with a letter saying that the only license they got is GPL and a copy was attached for their reference.

    Then Microsoft sales came the other week and offered an attractive 'switch' packages. How Microsoft knew he need a switch is a mistery.

  111. BSA Business Model by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

    1) SPAM all businesses with lawyer letters claiming damages of millions of dollars with a 30 day payment deadline.
    2) ???
    4) profit!

    If I started doing this, I would get sent to jail for fraud. Maybe someone should check into it.

    --
    Two infinite things: your stupidity and mine. But I'm not sure about the latter. If my sig offends you, I'm sorry.
    1. Re:BSA Business Model by interiot · · Score: 1

      If they are found to be commiting fraud, the worst thing that could happen is that the BSA organization is disbanded... Apple, Microsoft, etc. won't be touched, and will feel free to try some other tactic down the road even if the legal department says it's in the grey area.

  112. Three words: Ball Guitar Strings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Check out:

    http://archive.infoworld.com/articles/hn/xml/02/ 11 /27/021127hnerniball.xml?s=IDGNS

    It's the best revenge because it hits the BSA where it hurts.

    I'm starting to lose patience with any government or nonprofit entity that has so much spare money it won't make 2003 the year of Open Source.

  113. The company I work for actually bought this "scam" by bauernakke · · Score: 1

    So much work tracking computers and software wasted... And the money of course. I got nice OT though so GO BSA!

  114. I get out of this the easy way by be-fan · · Score: 1

    All my software is free software. Well, my Gamecube games aren't, but I don't think they do software audits...

    --
    A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
  115. Random Extortion by Beatnick · · Score: 1

    To me it's almost like random extortion.

    Pay up or pay out the nose. True the company
    can opt out and not participate but they elude
    that they will impose penalties.

    I'm all for being legal but extortion is extortion.

    Here's a question, if piracy is rampant as MS
    suggests regarding its products, why do they
    report such a huge profit margin for their
    productivity tools?

  116. BSA = Modern Day Vampire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They both have to be invited in before they do harm...
    They both have no legal power...
    They both need to suck YOUR blood to survive...
    They both live on victims...
    They both seem to live forever...

    and finally

    They both are related to M$...

  117. Not every commercial software is purchased.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a business environment I can understand that there is a requirement to keep receipts of purchases including software just for accounting purposes. But what about home users? There are several legit ways to obtain software that do not result in a receipt of any kind. What about Christmas presents? What about the OEM copy of WinXP Home Edition that was traded for a PS2 with my buddy who's running RedHat on his Laptop? What about the accounting software, where the box and original CD disappeared from the office but the backup copy is still around?

    My point is that since when do I have a legal obligation to retain receipts of my purchases, whether it be a product I own or a license to use some product?

    As far as backups are concerned, I keep copies of all commercial software I own and use. I use the copies to install and keep in my CD drive, I hardly ever the originals. So if I loose the original or can't produce it when asked I am now guilty of stealing?

    Am I a criminal just because my record keeping sucks?

    1. Re:Not every commercial software is purchased.... by mlk · · Score: 1

      What about the OEM copy of WinXP Home Edition that was traded for a PS2 with my buddy who's running RedHat on his Laptop
      Not legal (note: not legal, not "not moral/right/...") check the agrement.

      --
      Wow, I should not post when knackered.
  118. i think this is a stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think this is a stupid question

  119. Yes. by Wonko42 · · Score: 1
  120. Open license is the only time they strike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't have an Open License agreement with MS you have nothing to fear -- but fear itself you lame commie! Ben Dover has better rumps to roast.

  121. First ask them to prove you own ANY software. by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 1

    Tell them you run an all linux shop. Then they will have to prove you accepted thier agreement before they can audit you.

    Who says we start a mass call-in to thier 1-888 number from phone booths? Watch thier phone bill rise and have a literal DDOS of thier phone system! I plan to call in reports for the following orginazations over the next few days. Microsoft and other BSA members along with the IRS, NSA (You can look at our computers but then we would have to shoot you), CIA, FBI, Delta Force (can you audit something that dosen't officially exist?), just to name a few.

    http://www.bsa.org/usa/about/members/

    1. Re:First ask them to prove you own ANY software. by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Who says we start a mass call-in to thier 1-888 number from phone booths? Watch thier phone bill rise and have a literal DDOS of thier phone system! I plan to call in reports for the following orginazations over the next few days. Microsoft and other BSA members along with the IRS, NSA (You can look at our computers but then we would have to shoot you), CIA, FBI, Delta Force (can you audit something that dosen't officially exist?), just to name a few.

      I suspect they'll be able to screen those out. But if people just start going through the phone book and turning in everyone, eventually the quality of their Stasi-style informant reports will be so diluted they won't be any use to them.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
  122. But they're a good sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they keep the abortion quack away. I got that from Ben Dover hiself.

  123. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting anonymously for good reason:

    My current employer is an academic group of about 25 people. We have workstations for every person, and a few extras besides. Some run Linux, but the majority run Windows.

    We pirate like crazy. The people who have a clue object to this; frankly, we think the group should either play fair, or use Linux. The problem is that the rest of the group hates Linux and wants to use Windows for everything, but doesn't think it's worth paying for. So we have the same copy of Windows 2000 on ten machines, along with the same Acrobat, the same Office. . .

    Sure, we probably have (in theory) more licenses than this, but they were lost long ago and no one in the group gives a shit anyway. Of course since there are Linux admins but no Windows admin it's even worse. People routinely make their own personal copies of group software, which they hoard and take home to install on their computer, their girlfriend's, their parents'.

    Seriously, the group could use a good BSA ass-kicking. Maybe it'd convince people (including The Boss) to switch to Linux for more stuff, once they realize how much it would cost to legally have all those Adobe installations.

    Perhaps the parent poster was disgruntled. Perhaps he saw colossal mismanagement and felt that something needed to change. Perhaps, even, he simply decided that the company should follow the law, and would not do so unless forced.

    I despise Microsoft and the BSA. However, if you're going to use their software, you should pay for it. I do not want to pay for Office- it costs twice as much as my last computer- so I use LaTeX and AbiWord. They're not much, but I'm happy with my choice. Others should be as honest.

  124. BSA voodoo doll Advertisement by azpcox · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, a web page I visited had a BSA add with a voodoo doll telling you to stick you boss "where it hurts" and then to select a pin. Selecting any of said pins then stabs the doll and you get to go on to the "whistle-blower" page. Not only was I disgusted with the add, I was also disgusted with any of their affiliates who enjoy this tactic of extortion, intimidation, and blatant "protectionism". Isn't that what the Mafia does, "protect" you from harm they may inflict?

    --
    What exactly do you mean by "Don't touch this button?"
  125. NOT just the IRS by telstar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "And that's when I tell them "prove I didn't". The burden of proof is on them. The only organization in the US that this DOES NOT apply to is the IRS."

  126. Possibly not... by mrscott · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, since this would not be a criminal case but rather a civil case, you might be up the creek and have to defend yourself.

    1. Re:Possibly not... by sfe_software · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately, since this would not be a criminal case but rather a civil case, you might be up the creek and have to defend yourself.

      And on what grounds would they file this case? Because they accused you of stealing and you told them to get lost?

      Sorry, but filing a civil case still requires some sort of evidence. Even if filed, what are they going to use in court?

      Burden of proof *still* lies with the accusor. I can't just go around suing people, and having the court order that people prove their innocence by bringing in evidence -- and neither can the Bullshit^wBusiness Software Alliance.

      --
      NGWave - Fast Sound Editor for Windows
  127. Not a legal expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But an anectdote from a year or two ago... a small business owner told the BSA field agents to take a hike. They came back in an hour with US Marshalls and a warrant. They're running a well-oiled legal shakedown machine. That's why everything I run is properly licensed, GPL, BSD, Apache... it's all licensed. I wiped the Windows boxes when I got a BSA letter about 18 months ago. I wonder how many other small businesses will do the same when they get their shakedown letters.

    1. Re:Not a legal expert by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Informative

      >They came back in an hour with US Marshalls and
      >a warrant.

      SO the Marshalls can come in and do whatever the Judge said they can do. The BSA folks still have to wait in the car. At the moment they turned the case over to the State, they are no longer involved, and you don't have to let them in your building or speak to them ever again until you're in a court room.

      These people do you a favor when they pull the pin on the legal hand grenade, because from that moment, your rights and responsibilities are very clear. Nothing else happens without a hearing.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    2. Re:Not a legal expert by pthisis · · Score: 1

      While it is customary for warrants to be directed to an officer of the law, they can be granted to private individuals, no? Usually this is reserved for specialists in peculiar circumstances (e.g. an expert is required in a field so specialized that only the private sector can provide one), but e.g. landlords in many areas are given possession warrants to throw out tenants--there are several other common cases of warrants going to non-police officials.

      Anyone know if these warrants name the BSA cronies or just the US marshals?

      Sumner

      --
      rage, rage against the dying of the light
    3. Re:Not a legal expert by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "While it is customary for warrants to be directed to an officer of the law, they can be granted to private individuals, no?"

      Yes and no. A good example is the Nortwest Airlines sickout case. The company applied for and was granted a search warrant, in 1999.
      But the actual searches were carried out by agents of the law, with the company's representatives acting as witnesses. A police agency may call upon experts in a field for assistance in a search, especially if the evidence being sought is of a technical nature, but the government still maintains an absolute monopoly on the use of force.

      I'd like to see the case history on these BSA incidents, but the anecdotes suggest that no such case has been tried. Also, such warrants are generally sealed, because the information in the warrant itself could be incriminating.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    4. Re:Not a legal expert by pthisis · · Score: 1

      A police agency may call upon experts in a field for assistance in a search, especially if the evidence being sought is of a technical nature

      That's sort of what I was getting at--the warrants could name the BSA cronies as technical assistants and hence you _would_ have to let them in for the search.

      Sumner

      --
      rage, rage against the dying of the light
  128. yeah but... by b17bmbr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    so they "pirated" software. here is the result:

    one, it doesn't cost the software companies a thing. you steal a car, it takes steel, rubber, plastic from somewhere. you make a DIGITAL copy, it costs software co. nothing. and many of the "pirates" wouldn't have bought the software.

    two, the people using the software are not using a cheaper alternative. why would you use OO.org, when ms office is "free". so, piracy destroys competition. i remember there used to be at least three major office suites. corel, lotus, and office. in fact, office 97 offered wordperfect and lotus 123 keystrokes, BECAUSE THEY HAD TO. but "piracy" reduced the market share of the other two to nil

    three, "piracy" promtes sales. as one program and one format becomes the "standard", especially if it is closed, peopole eventually all have to get on board. and not everyone or every business can "pirate".

    i am as big a free market economy guy as you can get. i am as low tax and low regulation as you can get. but this whole piracy thing is bullshit. and they know it.

    --
    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
    1. Re:yeah but... by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      So, what you're saying is... that if you wrote software that you intended to charge money for via licensing, you'd be okay with people going ahead and making all the copies they want? (and pass them to their friends, who do the same.) That wouldn't piss you off? What if more people copied it for free than paid you for it?

      If you wrote a book, which you intended to earn money from the time and thought you put into it, by selling copies of the book, and people just started photocopying it instead of buying it, you're okay with that?

      If you write a thesis paper in college, after countless hours of research and thinking, and someone else takes it, copies it, and turns it in, benefiting from your work, you're fine with that?

      If not, then what if you wrote some word processing software (which you wanted to earn your retirement from), which people then copied without paying you for your time and effort? What if they took that software, used it, and earned money using it, benefiting from your work? Is that okay, too?

      I wouldn't be okay with any of these, if I was the one trying to make a few bucks writing software, books, or research papers.

      --
      "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    2. Re:yeah but... by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Both you the the poster you're replying to are, well, oversimplifying.

      The difference is this: when you steal a car, you are taking the physical object. This is not the case with bootlegging software.

      However, in both cases, you are depriving the original owner of a potential sale. The automobile example is more severe, because the automobile can no longer be sold. In the case of software, the product is still available, albiet to a shrunken list of potential customers.

      Your example of the thesis paper, however, falls outside of the discussion. The wrongness here comes from a false claim of originality, i.e. plagarism. It's not so much the copying that's wrong as the deceptive claim that the plagarist makes that it was his own work.

      Your claim of photocopying is also more or less bogus. Photocopying a book costs more effort and money than just buying the book. And as Baen books has proven, offering free e-books can actually boost sales.

      And as for your final example, the poor word processor writer, I can't think of a single program author that earns his money that way (except for struggling shareware authors, but that's a different story). Instead, the program author sells the copyright on his work for a fixed fee or for a salary.

      Finally, you have to remember that it's one of the worst-kept secrets that software companies actually once encouraged piracy, hoping to saturate the market with their product, and lock the users into their proprietary format. The BSA is the second phase of this strategy.

      BTW, I hope you're not trying to make a living off of research papers. It's unethical, and you'll never get rich ;)

    3. Re:yeah but... by Hewligan · · Score: 1

      So, what you're saying is... that if you wrote software that you intended to charge money for via licensing, you'd be okay with people going ahead and making all the copies they want? (and pass them to their friends, who do the same.) That wouldn't piss you off? What if more people copied it for free than paid you for it?

      Well, if the long-term consequence of this rampant copying were that I made more money, then I suspect I'd probably be fine with it, yeah. And looking at the history of Microsoft, that's not exactly an impossible scenario.

      --

      "If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated"

    4. Re:yeah but... by lhuiz · · Score: 1

      I agree with both your points, and I agree that the BSA is a bunch of not very nice people. But you've managed to confuse me as well. Major bonus points for that! You claim that priracy doesn't cost anyone, nobody loses *and* you claim that piracy kills the competition. So if there would be no piracy, probably WordPerfect would still be going strong (never mind that they actually got where they once were because of some major copying going on)? So in what way was WordPerfect not damaged by piracy of Word? Remember that BSA represents both Corel *and* M$. And this thought just unsettles me. Imagine how I feel now about all the good I apparently did BILL by stealing his software all the time... Brrr... Last comment for any BSA spies on here: that last comment was a joke! I would never... I always stop for any red lights. I always help those nice old ladies cross the road. I'm a good boy...

    5. Re:yeah but... by Daengbo · · Score: 0

      one, it doesn't cost the software companies a thing. you steal a car, it takes steel, rubber, plastic from somewhere. you make a DIGITAL copy, it costs software co. nothing.
      See, it's like this: you steal the car, and the owner gets compensation from his insurance company. He then goes and buys another car, probably the same make. The auto company now has made two sales to an individual that would normally only buy one, and the individual who stole the first car almost certainly would never have bought one, anyway.
      I am proud to say that I have lisences for every piece of software on my business and home computers, although, admittedly, 98% of it is open source. You have to make a choice and live with the consequences.

    6. Re:yeah but... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      In the case of the insurance company paying out for the stolen car, you're missing a couple of things:

      1) if it's stolen from the company itself, they may just write it off as a loss

      2) if it's stolen from an individual, then sure they claim, and that contributes to the insurance premiums of every car owner

      3) sometimes, cars are stolen specifically to run them into the ground, then dump them somewhere, quite possibly wrecking them in the process

      Okay, so point 1 is maybe a little far fetched, but point 2 is the way it works. The more people claim from an insurance company, the higher the premiums go, for everyone (or at least, for everyone in "problem areas"). Point 3 is also a real problem with your analogy. If I illegally copy some software, then destroy that copy, who cares? If I then change my mind, and copy it again, I've done no more damage than I did the first time.

      However, if I steal a car, drive it around carelessly, then dump it somewhere and set fire to it, if I feel like doing it again, I have to steal another car. That's another insurance claim, and another statistic used to justify increasing insurance premiums. It's also another burnt out wreck dumped somewhere for someone to clean up. Sure, not all cars are stolen to be abused in this way, but a fair number are. It even has a specific name (at least in the UK) - joyriding. Some people do it for kicks.

      Imho, a much better argument against illegally copying stuff is that it just isn't right. Sure, no-one has a right to profit from their work, only to try to profit. It's also wrong, however, to just take something, say "thanks a lot, sucker!" and give nothing back. (Unless it's being given away for free, of course, but I don't think that that's a viable model for the entirity of software production. People need to eat, and that costs money, like it or not.)

    7. Re:yeah but... by Daengbo · · Score: 0

      You know what... you're absolutely right about insurance, and as a man in my mid-thirties, I knew it when I said it, but I get really tired of this argument, and the "if you don't like their license, don't use the software" argument that I often use just falls on deaf ears.

      I honestly believe you just live up to your agreement if you made one. Citing that the EULA is no good is like when I was a kid, and the other kid had his fingers crossed. If you don't think the EULA is valid, make sure that the publisher knows this and can react accordingly. Anything else is cowardly, which is how I would characterize most warezers (is that the word?).

      If you look at my posting history, you will see that I am consistent on this, and don't troll, though I may insight debate on some occasions.;)

    8. Re:yeah but... by mister_jpeg · · Score: 1
      And as for your final example, the poor word processor writer, I can't think of a single program author that earns his money that way (except for struggling shareware authors, but that's a different story).

      I don't see your logic. "I can't think of a single program author that earns his money [seeling software] (except for [struggling shareware authors that make their money exactly that way] but that's a different story).

      How are shareware authors different? Not in any significant way I can see. My business sells software, just like Adobe or Apple or any of the big boys. The difference is only in the size of the company.

      --
      -jpeg
    9. Re:yeah but... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      one, it doesn't cost the software companies a thing. you steal a car, it takes steel, rubber, plastic from somewhere. you make a DIGITAL copy, it costs software co. nothing. and many of the "pirates" wouldn't have bought the software.

      I tend to agree with this point; however, I saw software piracy referred to as "counterfeiting" in another post, further down the page, and I think maybe that's a better analogy to piracy than theft.

      If people were allowed to get away with printing their own money, what effect might that have on a country's economy? The value of the money will decline, and people that have legitimate money find that the value of their money has dropped.

      You can look at piracy the same way. Businesses do take a hit, in terms of lost sales potential; but companies and individuals who bought legitimate copies of the software are the ones who, I think, suffer the greater harm--imagine buying fifty Photoshop licences to stay legitimate and having to compete with someone who got the same copies of Photoshop illegally?

      --
      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    10. Re:yeah but... by goldspider · · Score: 1

      "The auto company now has made two sales to an individual that would normally only buy one"

      So you're saying that auto theft is good for the ecomony and society as a whole, and therefore should be encouraged.

      "and the individual who stole the first car almost certainly would never have bought one, anyway."

      Well no shit. If I was told that it is OK for me to take whatever I want without paying for it, I'd never buy ANYTHING!

      It's easy to see where things would go if this type of logic were put into practice.

      --
      "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
    11. Re:yeah but... by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Well, shareware copies aren't bootlegs until the end user fakes the registration. Or keeps using it beyond the defined grace period. Then the end-user is being unethical on purpose.

      But the main difference is that copying is not only permitted, but encouraged. Copying is a recognised form of word-of-mouth marketing.

      But the point remains that most programmers work for salary, or sell the copy rights for a fixed fee. It's the software publisher that lives off of the net profit.

    12. Re:yeah but... by Moirke · · Score: 1

      "one, it doesn't cost the software companies a thing. you steal a car, it takes steel, rubber, plastic from somewhere. you make a DIGITAL copy, it costs software co. nothing. and many of the "pirates" wouldn't have bought the software."

      This is by far the worst arguement any open-source promoter can make, "Software doesn't cost a company money". Do you think the major cost of producing a car is the rubber or steel? The number one cost of almost any business (atleast U.S. ones) is labor. I certainly do not support any efforts the BSA has made to enforce copyrights, but software cost money to develop. When a company intentionally pirates software they are making software more expensive for everyone else!

    13. Re:yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what you're saying is... that if you wrote software ... you'd be okay with people going ahead and making all the copies they want?

      Yes. This is what OSS is all about. Duh.

      If you wrote a book... and people just started photocopying it instead of buying it, you're okay with that?

      What other purpose is there to writing a book other than its dristribution?

      If you write a thesis paper in college, after countless hours of research and thinking, and someone else takes it, copies it, and turns it in, benefiting from your work, you're fine with that? ...and the Professor gave it an 'A', saying "I only got a 'B' when I wrote it, but I think it deserved more."

      wouldn't be okay with any of these, if I was the one trying to make a few bucks writing software, books, or research papers.


      You greedy bastard!

    14. Re:yeah but... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      you make a DIGITAL copy, it costs software co. nothing. and many of the "pirates" wouldn't have bought the software.

      If the "pirates" wouldn't have bought the software, then they don't need it. If they do need it and don't pay for it, then it's costing the software publisher money. Your argument is bullshit.

      Remember, we're not talking about 16-year-old kids l33ching a copy of Photoshop because they don't have a couple hundred bucks to go out and buy it. These are businesses.

      "piracy" reduced the market share of the other two [office suites] to nil

      If by "piracy" you mean "Microsoft's strategy of offering OEMs massive discounts if they pre-installed Office on their PCs along with Window", then you're right. But I don't think that's what you mean.

      Bottom line: if you don't want to pay for commercial software, either don't use it, or find or make a free alternative and use that. There is no valid legal or moral justification for taking advantage of the fruits of someone's labors but not giving them appropriate compensation.

      This is all offtopic though; the subject at hand is the BSA's behavior of investigating alleged software piracy, not the issue of piracy itself.

    15. Re:yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, in both cases, you are depriving the original owner of a potential sale

      Riiiiight. Like a starving student is going to actually BUY a $600 Office suite. Or a $6000 Illustration program.

      Let's take CDs. I've NEVER bought one. Oh, I own a few- gifts, etc. but I've NEVER bought a music CD in my life. Why? Because most of the music is crap, and the one or two 'good' songs per CD aren't worth the price they charge. So, I've NEVER bought a CD, and I'm NEVER GOING TO BUY ONE!! (Unless the music improves and the prices drop to $3. And we all know this won't happen.)

      So, the RIAA isn't going to make a penny off me. Ever. Period. With that as a given, why can't I download music? It doesn't result in a "lost sale", AS I WAS NEVER GOING TO BUY ANYWAY!!!

      And that's why the "lost sales" argument is bullshit.

    16. Re:yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the "pirates" wouldn't have bought the software, then they don't need it.

      "Need it"? No.

      "Want it"? Yes.

      "It would be useful to fool around with a full version of X (to see what it can do, and whether I can understand how to use it) before BUYING a copy"? YES.

      Remember, we're not talking about 16-year-old kids l33ching a copy of Photoshop because they don't have a couple hundred bucks to go out and buy it. These are businesses.


      Haven't you read the posts? The BSA is sending these threats to "companies" that were made up so people (probly teens) could get into trade shows.

      And you reslly think the BSA (or it's members)wouldn't crack down a "16-year-old kids l33ching a copy of Photoshop"??

    17. Re:yeah but... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      It's very loving that someone took the time and effort to mod my last 4 comments as overrated, despite having their original score. I love you. I really do. Now find a life.

  129. MS did this to us, then Unix became a target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Company I worked for was targeted by MS; there was a HUGE fuss to turn up all the licenses for MS products. I'd never seen the bigwigs get so whipped up about something save a virus infection.

    About a week later, we got a policy statement saying Linux and Solaris(which represented half of our servers in our branch office) were no longer to be used, and all said systems would be converted over to Windows 2k. Funny fucking thing, but half of our customer installations and such were unix(the product ran on win and unix.) We told them to take a short walk off a long pier, and they came back and said each box would be evaluated on a individual basis(and the threat was it would be a battle the whole way, on every box.)

    Something stinks in Redmond and it ain't Billy's feet.

  130. Lots are saying "It's bullshit". by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    I say.. how?

    If you don't respond, they may investigate you. That's cool. That's their perogative. If they want to start investigating me, they can go right ahead.. they still have to abide by the law.

    That means: Can they send an email to my company,look to see if the reply came from an exchange server, then ask microsoft if we bought exchange? Sure. Can they walk in the door and demand that we run software? Absolutely not.

    They can "investigate" all they want. The only people that can force you to do anything, however, are the courts.

  131. this is a scam, or fishing expedition. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ignore them. they seem to be sending this to everyone.

  132. It is just junk mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've gotten one for every corporation I have been named on (I am a member of a few LLCs) about 3 months after incorporation. Even "shelf" companies that don't have any active business yet. My favorite was the one using the name/address I used for my MSDN Universal subscription. I am not sure why MS violates their own privacy "labeling" but what do they expect they'll find, I installed some package on 11 computers instead of the ten allowed (for certain products) on my personal machines... JUst calming down and remembering that the Mac OS X distribution comes with cool development tools, OPEN Office for OS X, etc... And, Apple gives back to the open source community, unlike MS. (Darwin, changes/improvemts in the KDHTML? engine in Safari, lots of prior funding for Linux on Power PC, etc.)

  133. They can and do by Synn · · Score: 1

    Software groups like MS and Adobe empower the BSA to investigate and recoup software piracy costs. The BSA gets evidence that a company might be pirating software then works with local law enforcement on a raid.

    The BSA itself doesn't have the power to raid your business, but they can and do use the local authorities to raid businesses.

    Solution? Don't use products whose companies are a member of BSA.

    1. Re:They can and do by cmoss · · Score: 1

      Actually I would would not say "MS and Adobe empower the BSA to investigate and recoup software piracy costs". They are using the BSA to squeeze money out of any of their CUSTOMERS who can't PROVE they have licenses for every piece of software running on every PC in the office. In any large organization there will probably be some unlicensed software installed on some machine. But there are always many more copies of legal software that don't have proof of purchase. It would require more organization and resources than most companies have to spare to maintain accurate records and paperwork of everything ever purchased.

  134. I got one of those letters once ... by jc42 · · Score: 1

    I sent them back a message with a copy of the GPL attached, and told them that it covered all my installed software.

    I did admit that one of the machines here had come with Windows installed, but I'd erased the disk and installed linux, so although I actually do have one Windows license, I'm not using it. I offered to sell it to them.

    I haven't got a reply yet (and it's been a couple years).

    Really; why tolerate a shakedown like this? Just send letters to the sales people at all their member companies, saying that this sort of extortion has persuaded you to switch entirely to Open Source software, and that since they support the BSA, you are afraid to buy any software from them. Don't send letters to the BSA; write to the companies that actually sell the software.

    Maybe if enough of us do this, it'll get a message across.

    Who are their members now, anyway? Do we have a complete list?

    --
    Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  135. You don't need CDs by Yankovic · · Score: 1

    All you need is an invoice showing you've paid. That's it, really. And because your company is a non-profit, they'll likely have all expense reports back 5 years (as they get audited very frequently).

    1. Re:You don't need CDs by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yep, original media, EULA and certificate of authenticity have absolutely nothing to do with a license. A license is not a physical thing... Microsoft tries really hard to make you think that it is, but it is not.

      Reciepts or the logs of your software supplier are the key.

      Of course I've never tested this in the courts.... and I'm not a lawyer... it's just an interpretation of the EULA... but this is Slashdot.

      Every freaking PHB will have you scrambling for CDs and Certificates of authenticity, but that's all baloney. I bet the BSA would accept it too, because an awful lot of software gets sold when people think they need those papers.

  136. Good. Now call your Congressman. by jesdynf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're a -small businessman-. You're trying to -make a small profit- and -stay afloat-.

    You -pay taxes-.

    It's his job to shoo away criminals. Get an appointment and explain how these clowns are keeping you from doing things that make money, and which law lets them get away with that trash.

    I dunno if this is a good idea, but ask HIM if HE can tell you where all his software licenses are. Would HE like to be audited? Have his computers impounded?

    Tell him you expect him to keep it from happening. Express disappointment in his votes for those laws. Praise his negative votes. ... although if you -do- try this, you might want to try -real hard- to find those CDs.

    --
    Yahoo! Pipes are awesome. How awesome? http://pipes.yahoo.com/jesdynf/slashdot
  137. We recently talked about this on Ars Technica... by jerkychew · · Score: 1

    ...In the NT admin forum. Article is here.

  138. if i got such a letter.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    id reply saying yes we had XX number of illegal licenses thanks for letting us know, we now removed all said software replaced it with open source.

  139. Damn Straight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I won't pay for the software either!

  140. Dangerous Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well folks, here's dangerous information that makes me a terrorist by telling you this:

    There's this little thing called the Constitution that contains a little thing called the Fourth Amendment. This Fourth Amendment gives you the right to tell any number of these people to F--- OFF when they come knocking on your door without a search warrant, etc. To pay you a vist with a warrant, etc. in the first place, they have to have probable cause... So don't give them probable cause.

    Now I know that we live in the recently-converted U.S.S.A. which is a pathetic facsimile of Pre-Nazi Germany, and thanks to Bush signing the Patriot Act and Homeland Security Act the Constitution has been pretty much disbanded, but you can still use your Constitutional Rights (Assuming you live in Amerika) until the New World Order finishes pissing on it, passing it through a paper shredder, and burning the remains.

    If I was you, I would just recommend switching over to Linux with a virtually infinite amount of combinations and write a letter back to these fine folks saying, "Dear Fascist Bastards, thanks to your letter, you can tell Microsoft and every other Mini-me Nazi that supports you, that we have decided to choose since we're tired of being pushed around. F--- You, F--- Your Mother for making the mistake of giving you birth in the first place, and most importantly, F--- Off."

  141. BSA rep better be escorted... by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

    ...by the local sheriff with a search warrant. Otherwise, the rep will be introduced rather quickly to a slamming door in the face.

    The BSA as a whole is a scam, and I agree that it should be brought up on racketeering charges. Al Capone was a gangster, but at least he ran soup kitchen's for poor families. We'll forget for now that it was off ill-gotten gains. :)

    --
    Government's idea of a balanced budget: take money from the right pocket to balance...oh who am I kidding?
  142. How to piss off the BSA by gsfprez · · Score: 1

    run a site with nothing but OSS/freeware/Mac OS.

    Call BSA pretending to be a "disgruntled ex-employee"...

    have them come out a few times... make them waste their time and money...

    finally, when they seemed really really frothed, let them in....laugh hysterically at them.... then show them the door.

    at least, that's what i'm planning to do here in the near future when i start my business. I'll tape/record everything and let you all know how it goes. ... because i'm an a-hole....

    --
    guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
  143. BSA & LINUX by digitaltraveller · · Score: 1

    It would be useful to know BSA "target" cities. Then local LUG's could coincide their InstallFests during the same months.

  144. Making the Case? by smagruder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is the BSA almost single-handedly making the case for the adoption of open-source in non-profit orgs?

    --
    Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
  145. The solution is the punishment for non compliance. by Erris · · Score: 1
    What do they really have to force an audit? They have unilateral termination EULAs, that's what. If you don't agree to the search, I'm sure M$ would be happy to terminate your license, in which case you would then have unlicensed software. See there? that silly EULA thingy DOES MATTER.

    The solution, of course, is to ditch all the BSA software. No software, no audit.

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  146. I'll cooperate with the BSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when they stop discriminating against homosexual leaders.

  147. easy way out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The easiest way out would just be to pirate all of your software, that way you never agreed to a licensing agreement and the BSA can't come busting down your door without a search warrant. Oh wait, this is Ashcroft's America...nevermind, doing that would be doubleplusungood.

  148. BSA's ad on fuckedcompany.com by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    At the top of the sponsored links:

    Want to get even?
    Make your boss pay! Report illegal software.

    http://1.httpads.com/httpads/click.php?sid=2543& ba nner_id=10004115

    Redirects to:

    http://www.bsa.org/usa/report/report.php

    Note that the BSA is using PHP!

    Server: Apache/1.3.27 OpenSSL/0.9.6g (Unix) AuthMySQL/2.20 PHP/4.1.2
    X-Powered-By: PHP/4.1.2

    I wonder if BSA member Microsoft knows that....

    MDC

  149. BSA, MSFT, Clear channel by zoloto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    before you mod me down, really read this post because it fits a theme I've been noticing lately.

    Ever notice how everyone tries to be the enforcer? Corperations, media mogules, senators and even your local legislators? It seems these days people want to be in charge, or the authority trying for a power grab they can't achieve and throwing in some new speak to throw off the commoner who isn't educated enough to know the difference between REAL authority and a scam or fake.

    The BSA is just another example to me.

    Dunno, just my 0.02c. Mod away

    1. Re:BSA, MSFT, Clear channel by anubi · · Score: 1
      Ever been to a zoo?

      It is just human nature. We *love* to control things. Thats why we have pets and toys and the like. They even have little peanut dispensers for the *humans* so we get to give the peanuts to the elephants.

      Although we drop quarters into the peanut dispenser so we get to choose which elephant gets the peanut, there are others who have found ways to control other humans.. I think for fun. The things mentioned above are fitting examples.

      --
      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

  150. BULLCRAP! by 7dragon · · Score: 1

    I own a domain and based on the DNS records the BSA spammed me with this piece of shit. They had no inside information from anyone.

    Furthermore, an acquaintance attempted to get Microsoft itself involved in his ignorant former employers misuse of licensing and they did nothing. In fact they refused to use their rights to check up on the report.

    This letter is meant for BIG companies. There's no money in attacking a small guy, unless that small guy represents a good propaganda opportunity. Use the rule all experienced, knowledgable, shysty, lawyers go by

    Admit nothing.
    Deny everything.
    Make counterclaims.

    Stop fomenting fear with your lies.

  151. Dear BSA by Ducon+Lajoie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear BSA, following your letter suggesting a self audit of our compagny, I am glad to inform you that we did indeed complete the required process.

    As you suspected, it was impossible for us to account for every software package and updates/sidegrades we acquired over the last 10 years.

    We carefully considered the cost of a complete research of archives and archeological search at the municipal dump, as well as the cost of re-acquiring the missing licences.

    We therefore advise you that your audit letter prompted us to move to a mostly open source and free software environement. We thank you for being the catalyst in that switch, the proverbial "last straw".

    The few worksations still running software from BSA members are fully licenced and these licences are available for your viewing pleasure if you so desire.

    Yours trully,

    me

    1. Re:Dear BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yours trully,

      me


      Too bad your open-source word processor didn't have a spell-checker!

    2. Re:Dear BSA by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      Actually, part of the original letter we recieved from the BSA stated that we could not change what software was running on our computers already. They said that could be construed as "destroying evidence". Yes, they had an idea of what software was installed and in what quantity since we were reported by a disgruntled ex-employee.

      I'm not a lawyer, and I'm pretty sure that 99%+ of Slashdot isn't either, so any discussion as to the legality and accuracy of that claim is moot.

    3. Re:Dear BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be surprised at the numbers of lawyers who read /. Well, the main page at least.

      They offer a transaction (i.e. report and buy missing licenses and we won't prosecute using the evidence we might or might not have and that, in case you have some of that evidence to support our claim/suspicion you are hereby ordered to preserve it).

      You could, depending on a ton of facts unknown here:

      A) accept the transaction and hope a judge will accept this twisted course of action as a valid transaction in case the BSA decides you'd make a good test case anyways. or

      B) reject the transaction, tell them to come after you if they have anything and let them gather their evidence themselves. Now it is true that this course of action is risky, because you could indeed be modifying or making harder the discovery of factual elements that could be helpful in making the case against you. But see it this way: if you trip in a staircase, will it be considered admission of guilt and destruction of evidence if the owner of the stair decided to repair it after you notified him of your claim against him? it's up to you to take pictures of the stairs if possible. You know: this is "safer". Was the previous staircase "unsafe"? Not automatically, I'm just being extra carefull, as I always am.

      It's up to the owner to preserve evidence if he thinks it can be useful to him. So it doesn't mean you can't "change software". If you have backups, assets management systems or any other record of what was installed, you could choose to go with that. And it would stop any claim that you were knowingly infringing after you were notified.

      It's seems reasonble to say to a judge: "here's our list. It's a mess and the BSA members business practices don't make it easy on us to offer a better list. We don't believe we were infringing in any ways but we recognize it is hard to offer a complete and exhaustive proof. We do however believe that we are offering a convincing proof and if the BSA has convincing proof to the contrary, we're listening. It's their job to prove the infringement after all".

      I guess that appropriate course of action depends on the size of your balls and the exact nature of what's on your HDs.

      Not legal advice, haven't even read the original letter, caveat lector, etc. etc.

  152. Legal basis for BSA audits by eyegone · · Score: 1
    I've always wondered what the legal basis for these BSA "audits" is. IANAL, but I'm 99% sure that there is no legal requirement for you to submit to one of them -- unless you've agreed to in a contract.

    My gut tells me that a clause agreeing to such audits in a "shrinkwrap" EULA wouldn't be enforceable, but it would be enforceable if it were in an "enterprise" agreement, or other negotiated contract.

    So how did you acquire your software?

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  153. Think about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It would be very difficult for them to prove that you did steal software. There is no requirement that you have to keep receipts for everything you own. So if I were you, I won't worry about it.

    1. Re:Think about it by thona · · Score: 1

      Hod sis this get moderated "interesting"? Stupid Moderator!

      There IS a requirement to keep receipts. They are a non-profit organisation. They are reuired to have bookkeeping and proove every damned expense they do. They are not your typical joe schmock moderator.

  154. +1 Har har by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1

    Sending out the invisible mod points for a yuk well done.

  155. Re: EULA's, shrinkwraps, clickwraps by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

    I think you could enter into a real contract and agree to let the vendor come and inspect the machines at certain intervals, provided to got something in return like a discount or something. That is, the provision would have to be genuinely negotiated, not tucked away in the fine print of a boilerplate contract. I wonder how many businesses would voluntarily consent to something like this.

    Which brings us to EULA's or shrinkwrap license. They are kinda sorta enforceable, depending on where you are. :o) I know for certain that the Seventh Circuit (Illinois, Wisconsin, Indiana) ruled in favor of the vendors, but I don't know what even that court would think of gotcha inspection clauses buried in EULA's. In other words, we should I think be held to the expected stuff int he EULA's that are so mindnumbing and crammed into little boxes that we don't read them, but not any forfeit-your-life clauses without a heads-up.

  156. Re:Huh? Why is everyone having trouble with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference being that the IRS is a government organisation, has an obvious legal mandate to do this and you're legally obliged to play ball with them. The BSA is privately owned, has no real mandate, and you are not obliged to even answer them.

  157. How targeted are the BSA letters actually? by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

    Given that apparently a LARGE number of companies (mostly smaller ones with little to no legal defense budget) are the ones being targeted by the BSA for these letters, and that there seem to be a lot of these letters going out, I am left wondering how well the BSA researches the companies before they send the letters out.

    In other words, does the BSA actually know whats going on in these companies, or do they just mail out letters at random, like junk mail?

    Have any of you heard of any fully OSS companies getting these letters from the BSA? And if so, what was the response?

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  158. My Mom got one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    my mom got on of these leters a while ago, kind of weird seeing as she is a lettering artist, doesnt even own a computer, nor could see ever even use one :P

  159. We ignore them, for good reason! by MattRog · · Score: 1

    I routinely receive notices from the BSA around once or twice a year. I throw them away without opening - we've not a Microsoft product in the house - all Linux (which, last time I checked, was free) and Sybase ASE (which we pay a lot for ;)).

    My non-expert opinion is these are spam letters targeted at anyone and everyone who is listed as a technical contact SOMEWHERE.

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  160. Bill of Rights by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Horseshit. You haven't agreed to jack by reading the EULA and clicking OK.

    You haven't agreed to a single legally binding thing. In no way does signing (let alone just reading and clicking OK) ANY sheet of paper (outside of a confession of treason) cause you to give up any of your legal rights. Such a contract is completely unenforceable and would be thrown out the second it enters court.

    They can put in a clause to allow agents to crash at my house on the weekends and eat my dorritos but it doesn't mean it's in any way enforceable. Talk to an attorney. No matter how hard you try you can't sign your rights away. When it comes down to it most EULA's are slightly more valuable than toilet paper due to this fact. Hell, check your state laws. Many states have clauses in their local civil or criminal codes that basically say something to the effect that "contracts that are partially in violation of any participants rights are wholely illegal"

    Do your research. Especially when it comes to your local right to privacy and to unsolicited mailings, phone calls, etc. Has it occured to anyone that "shotgun" tactics might in fact be considered SPAM. Let's get some anti-spam lawyers after their ass. Under my own state and city laws, unless I decide to bend over and say "oh yes please come in and dont' use lube" they can piss and moan all they want and that's about the limit to their "legal" recourse.

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    1. Re:Bill of Rights by mysticwhiskey · · Score: 1
      When it comes down to it most EULA's are slightly more valuable than toilet paper due to this fact.

      I've just recovered from a bit of botulism, and I actually found that most things seemed slightly less valuable than toilet paper... funny how one's priorities can change at the drop of a crap ;^)

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      Stuck down a hole! In the middle of the night! With an owl!

    2. Re:Bill of Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've just recovered from a bit of botulism

      Your post was a bit funny, but it got even funnier when I noticed your UserID == MysticWhiskey.

      I bet if you stayed away from that there 'Mystic' Whiskey, your crapper would shape up quite nicely.

  161. Voluntary Audit...Whats Next? by Tacomanator · · Score: 1

    The next thing you know we will all be getting letters in the mail requesting that we do a voluntary audit of our home electronics, or other valuables to make sure we are not using any stolen goods. How many people here can provide proof of purchase for all their posessions (Not that we will give a rats ass when the time comes, but it just goes to show...)

  162. Use them to dispose of your old machines by crovira · · Score: 1

    If they request the licences, tell 'em you don't have them anymore and refuse to let 'em leave empty handed.

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  163. Good point. But... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...do you expect them to release such information? They're on a roll, a bankroll in fact, and anything which spoke against them pillaging businesses who normally can't be bothered with the overhead of tracking every box and download associated with them would be anathema.

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  164. This is BULL comma SHIT period. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Funny
    If any son of a bitch shows up at the door to any property of yours, included but not limited to your business, your home, or any other property, and says they're there to perform an audit of your computer software, you firmly but politely tell them that you will not allow any such thing to take place. If asked why, answer that you cannot let non-company personnel in due to trade secrets and nondisclosure agreements with customers. And show them the door. Nobody can compell you to show them ANYTHING of yours without a search warrant. You're not a public company. You have committed NO crime. And if they claim that you have agreed to such a search in the license agreements of software you have purchased, tell them it's bullshit and good day gentlemen. Let's see these scamming sons of bitches PROVE that you have entered into any such agreement. No warrant. No probable cause. And they don't have your permission. Just like the police: If an officer pulls you over and your entire trunk is full of cocaine with a street value of $1,000,000,000.00 (one billion dollars and 00/100), and the officer says, "May I search your trunk," and you say, "No, thank you," then unless the aforementioned officer can produce a search warrant or prove probable cause, he CANNOT look in the friggen trunk. If a friggen PO-LICE officer can't look in the damn trunk when it's overflowing with cocaine, what makes you think some geeky-faced piece of shit Associate Engineer Fuckup Specialist from the BSA has any right to bring his ugly ass into your fucking business?

    Oh, and if any idiot from the BSA has a problem with what I'm saying, my name is Robert Q. Campo, and my address is 881 West Harrisville Lane, Cleveland, OH 64113. Come and get me, asshole.

    1. Re:This is BULL comma SHIT period. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They come with the police. And a search warrant.

      What? You think you were the first to think of that tactic?

    2. Re:This is BULL comma SHIT period. by Sam+Gibson · · Score: 1

      A search warrant based on what evidence? Judges don't just grant warrants willy-nilly to civil cases.

    3. Re:This is BULL comma SHIT period. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      It's not everyday you see a particularly brilliant flameout as this. My. . .

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    4. Re:This is BULL comma SHIT period. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL -- yes, what universe are you from? Sure, maybe not willy-nilly to civil cases, but "software piracy" is a criminal offence. Search warrants, in all actuality, are granted on little more than the say-so of police officers. Go down to your local courthouse... you won't be disappointed.

    5. Re:This is BULL comma SHIT period. by pjrc · · Score: 1
      A search warrant based on what evidence?

      Usually a tip from a former employee. You might go so far as to call that an "eye witness" account. But, from what I've heard, it never really gets that far. Businesses almost always cooperate.

      My girlfriend worked some time ago at a company that was hit by the BSA (not the bogus scare tactic letter, but a real investigation). Details are sketchy, as the company always wants to keep it quiet and minimize the damage and disruption to their business. It also happened several months before she started working there. A settlement was reached (some money paid to the BSA), and a policy put in place to carefully track licenses so any future audit could be passed easily. Apparantly this is a pretty common outcome.

      But these "grace period" letters are a pure scare tactic.

    6. Re:This is BULL comma SHIT period. by atgrim · · Score: 1

      Normally, I would agree. However, the police have a workaround for those individuals that are non-accomodating. They have a pretty little form that they want you to sign that gives them permission to search your vehicle. If you refuse, this, of course, sends up a red flag to the police. They then "detain" you by putting you in handcuffs (for your protection and theirs) and have you sit along side their cruiser. They then contact HQ and order a K-9 unit to come a sniff your car. This process can take anywhere from 45min to over 3 hours. They use your denial of access as probable cause. If they find nothing, then you are free to go with absolutely no recourse because they did not "arrest" you, they simply "detained" you (huge difference) which is well within the law. Of course, if they DO find something, then you have much bigger issues to contend with! ;-O

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    7. Re:This is BULL comma SHIT period. by smyle · · Score: 1
      Actually, they can only detain you for a "reasonable" amount of time, and at least here in Kansas where my former brother-in-law is a State Trooper, the courts have ruled that to be 90 minutes, and they can't use your denial as probable cause.

      They CAN call in a K-9 just for the heck of it (as long as they're done in 90 minutes) and they CAN call ahead to the next officer down the road with your license plate number to make sure you're not doing 71 in a 70 mph zone and have them repeat the process.

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    8. Re:This is BULL comma SHIT period. by fordboy0 · · Score: 1
      How come I knew you were from Cleveland before I got to your address :)

      Jeff Feige
      Cincinnati, OH

      Just a friendly poke...

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  165. No, it's the BSA(A)'s time to say grace by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    `For what we are about to recieve...'

    Seriously, they promise to be lenient if you fess up in that period, nasty if you don't. Do you trust them?

    Much better to support one of their competitors.

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  166. Freudian slip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple of places you typed "BSD" instead of "BSA."

    Can I expect a similar letter from Theo anytime soon?

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  168. Re:The solution is the punishment for non complian by cmoss · · Score: 1

    Is a EULA a signed contract that will hold up in a court of law? No!

    They are not even honoring the refund if you do not accept the terms.

    EULAs are not law. Stop believing everything they want you to believe.

    UCITA clouds the issue a bit but that was only passed in two stupid states.

  169. Here's how I saw it happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I post this as anonymous coward because I want to avoid giving my employer anymore "attention"!

    Anyway, here's what happened:

    We are about 1,800 employees big. We go the BSA letters about a year ago. Our legal people consulted with outside legal specialists regarding this. The result was that we caught up on licensing real fast, and we produced documentation to the BSA that proved we were legal and that was the end of the legal hassle. Of course this took about 9 months :-)

    Several comments:

    1) We were big enough to atract attention, and we are profitable, so we were the perfect "target."

    2) No one in our company considers this a "scam." We willingly decided on our own to use commercial software and we intended to pay for it (honestly!). We did find inaccuracies on our purchasing: We had too much of some stuff, too little of other stuff. We purchased what we needed to.

    3) In response to some dumb comments on here: The BSA deals with the software of its vendor members, not ALL software vendors. We were sent a list of the software producers whose products were in question.

    4) Some people here have said that EULAs are invalid: Bullshit. There have been court decisions going BOTH ways, but the more recent antecedents have all been in favor of EULA validity. It can't get much clearer: If you agree to the EULA terms, you are bound by them.

    5) The old "prove it" reprise: Someone here said to just ask the BSA to prove that you stole software. This is inaccurate/misleading. If you say to the BSA "prove it," then the BSA IMMEDIATELY will subpoena your receipts for your purchases (Which, they will successfully argue in court, they need to "prove it"). They CAN do this, and they DO do this. If you get to be too much of an asshole about this, they can get the court marshal to seize your computers. It has happened before...

    6) There are federal statutory guidelines that indicate collectible damages. If you are an asshole to the BSA (or a software producer), they can be assholes back: I believe it was Snapple that got fined a couple million bucks because they were assholes to the BSA... Technically it is a copyright violation every time you load an unlicensed program into RAM (every time you run it). Normally this would fall under the "reasonable uses" clause thing, but since the copyright is being violated, there is no "reasonable use" to it... Therefore every time you run the program you incurr the federally-mandated minimum fine... In case you feel like bitching about this, you should know this case went to court, and was not settled out of court, as far as I know it was not successfully appealed either.

    7) Does the BSA have the right to send these letters? OF COURSE! What are you going to say, "No! I want to hear these threats from Adobe!" Just get it over with... It's easier to deal with one entity, you will get it over with quicker. Ovbiously, the BSA members give the BSA authority to sue on their behalf! The EULA has nothing to do with this.

    8) Lastly: If you use commercial software, it is understood by definition that you must pay for it. What the hell is the problem with that? No one held a gun to your head to force you to use AutoCAD!

    1. Re:Here's how I saw it happen... by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

      And that's all there is too it. The burden of proof is on them. Hot tips don't cut it. Even if they had the proof, the EULA is between you and Comapny X. Not them. like parent says, their legal ground is very very shakey at best.

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    2. Re:Here's how I saw it happen... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      4) Some people here have said that EULAs are invalid: Bullshit. There have been court decisions going BOTH ways, but the more recent antecedents have all been in favor of EULA validity. It can't get much clearer: If you agree to the EULA terms, you are bound by them.


      You simply don't know what you are talking about here. An EULA is a contract of adhesion, and an unsigned one at that. This makes it one of the weakest types of contract. Contracts of adhesion regularly have terms that a "reasonable person" would not expect to find in there thrown out. Thus any judge would throw out an EULA that allowed a vendor trespass rights on your property to do audits for software licensing.


      The BSA are scum, but they aren't idiots. They know this. That's why they are only going to explicitly come after you if you 1) Signed a formal contract with a BSA member for large enterprise licensing deals. These contracts DO allow the BSA to demand audits, and those terms are definitely enforceable (i.e. not allowing them in is breach of contract, and you could be liable for lots of punitive damages and the like). 2) Somebody has explicitly reported you for violations egregious enough that a judge and the police consider that there is probably cause for a search warrant (i.e. that criminal laws have been broken, not just a few contract violations here or there).


      If there is no explicit contract, and there is no evidence to provide probable cause (or the police just have better things to do in your jurisdiction), then there is nothing to worry about.

    3. Re:Here's how I saw it happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is a troll or astroturf.

  170. None of their damn business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'd tell 'em it's none of their damn business what software your organization has or doesn't have.

    The BSA has no legal jurisdiction over anybody.

    1. Re:None of their damn business by PincheGab · · Score: 0
      I'd tell 'em it's none of their damn business what software your organization has or doesn't have

      Have you read a EULA lately? (Hint: It's that thing you agreed to by clicking "OK")

      The BSA has no legal jurisdiction over anybody.

      Unless they represent a party that has a contract whose terms you freely agreed to...

    2. Re:None of their damn business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bullshit.

      If the BSA rings you up, you have no legal obligation to even speak to them. They certainly don't have any law enforcement authority to trespass on private property to "audit" you either.

      After going through the proper procedures in the judiciary, they may be able to convince a judge to issue a warrant and send some cops to your premesis.

    3. Re:None of their damn business by MudDude · · Score: 1

      Here is an interesting one.
      Say ALL YOUR SOFTWARE IS PIRATED!!! Does that mean that the contracts on the software (the EULA) on which you have to agree are still VALID?

      I mean, pirated software still contains them EULAs, right?

      I doubt it.

      Regards,

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  171. Which magazine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always just tick random boxes, but I might change this. If they really are searching their database for people who claim to run a 10,000-seat Windows installation, I could be in trouble.

  172. Re:Maybe the BSA falls under the jurisdiction of R by PincheGab · · Score: 0
    Since the BSA is sending letters threatening an investigation in an attempt to scare you into buying more software, it sounds like extortion.

    DUH! If you buy the software as a result of the letter, then you are agreeing that you were out of compliance. You cannot say you were "extorted" to comply with a contract (EULA) you explicitly agreed to of your own free will! That's just ridiculous!

  173. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  174. Maybe we need to handle this like a business by anubi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And print our version of what we agree to in fine print on the back of our purchase order forms.

    IANAL, but something down the line that we reserve the right to make backup copies, reverse the code if necessary to obtain interoperability with our system, and any fees or charges due us if their software fails to perform as advertised.

    Then, if they pull that EULA "agree" button crap, we can just pull our our purchase requisiton, which they accepted by shipping product and accepting payment.

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  175. In Bulgaria by unborn · · Score: 1

    There is a special "independent" agency that has the right to ask police to break into your house if someone reports you are using pirated software.

    And since game/internet cafes are at every block, some of the big chains actually have shares in that agency and that way they get rid of the competition (some of each, at least back in 2000, resorted to converting to linux and running it as internet cafe only)

  176. Do you have to _pay_ for the audit itself? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    read your EULA. There are some very interesting things in there. You essentially agree to the audit, especially in the case of MS software.

    As I read the EULA, they have the right to audit, but there is no statement that you are liable for the costs of the audit itself, even if you've misappropriated software.

    Another interesting point is: have you really agreed to the EULA? In some places, yes, in some places no. Maybe the company doing the installation agreed to it, but you didn't. Maybe you bought the machine with software pre-installed and the previous owner agreed to (and broke, in most cases) the terms. Even if you have agreed, is the agreement binding? If yes, are any parts of the agreement void by law (federal, state, local)? If they have no right to even demand an audit, you should sue the BSA(A) for harrassment and/or sool the local equivalent of Fair Trading onto them. The Australian law against their practice goes by the title `Letters demanding monies, with menaces', or simply extortion.

    The EULA has termination clauses. It might be useful to exercise them before audit if all else fails.

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  177. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    The BSA does enforce copyright law

    Since they weren't created by the government, but they are enforcing laws, I declare them to be vigilantes, which is illegal, iirc. Fight them, don't help them. Do you want to make the world a better place, or a worse place?

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  178. Re:Ignore it, it's more like SPAM that a real lett by mxs3549 · · Score: 1

    They probably do send those letters based on mailing lists from business magazines or professional organizations. My father is a CPA, and he gets some trade mags at our house, but he does no business at home. About a year or two ago we got a letter, I don't remeber the details, but it was threatening an audit of our software liscenses. I tossed it, the carbon copy that came three weeks later, and never heard anything more about it.

  179. Re: BSA and Racketeering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Funny, if I owned a drycleaning shop in Chicago, I bet at some point I'm going to get an advisement to buy some "insurance" to protect my shop, if you know what I mean.

    They could claim all sorts of legalish mumbojumbo, but still torch my store if worse comes to worse (or drive customers away, deliver chemicals or supplies, or lower the priority of my clothes getting cleaned and pressed at the big cleaners.

    In any other measure of the law, this is Racketeering.

  180. In Australia they get a Court Order by cyril3 · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to the BSAA site in Australia

    Does BSAA raid premises?

    A.Yes, the BSAA can be granted an Anton Piller order which is similar to a search and seizure warrant. If a Vendor has reasonable grounds for believing that illegal software copying is occurring within an organisation and that evidence may be destroyed if notice is given, then the Vendor may apply to the Court for an Anton Piller Order. This is an order which requires persons in charge of the premises to allow the Vendor and representatives of the Vendor to enter company property for the purpose of searching for and seizing illegal copies of software, manuals and other documents which indicate that software theft has occurred.

    For obvious reasons, no advance notice is given of when the Vendor's representatives and solicitors arrive at the premises for the purpose of carrying out the search.

    Material seized on the search is used as evidence in the proceedings for infringement of copyright.

    So it can be perfectly legal when they break down the door. Generally they will have some police with them I believe.

    I think Anton Piller was a ship that had stuff on it that was going to flee to avoid civil action and the Court Order to keep it here was used as a basis for actions like the BSAA raids.

  181. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by no-body · · Score: 1
    That's a big bunch of crap! Dithering under their terms does not cut it!

    We are selling software, OS and applications. This gave us an edge. Along with our smart business practices, we have now a monopoly.

    Therefore, our gross profit margins are phantastic, over 80 %! Our cash reserve is huge - over 40 billion $.

    We still don't have enough and need more, more, more. We are right right right right, nobody can touch us - right?

    Wanna walk in those moccasins?

  182. Give the BSA the finger. by Blackknight · · Score: 1

    The BSA are not the police. They are not a government. Nobody has the authority to come on your property without permission. Even if they did get the police involved, the burden of proof is on them.

    Do I have to prove that I paid for every single item in my house that I bought years ago? I think not.

    I'd love to see them audit the company where I work. Yeah, that's 200 servers, without a license in site. But we run Linux. ;)

  183. Thank you BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You've just given OSS another spiffy, shiny selling feature. By going OSS, you no longer have to waste much (if any) company time, resources, effort, or money on software compliance issues. Now, it's our duty as good little employees to make the technologically-challenged managers understand this wonderful money saving aspect of OSS.

    1. Re:Thank you BSA by fyonn · · Score: 1, Interesting

      By going OSS, you no longer have to waste much (if any) company time, resources, effort, or money on software compliance issues.

      actually, from what I've heard it doesn;t do that at all. not having any copyright software at all is even worse than having pirated software in the eyes of the BSA and they'll still "audit" you and probably make things very unpleasant. there are a number of stories floating round about the nasty kinda shit the bsa pull.

      dave

      PS. when rule the world it'll all be different I tell you, different...

    2. Re:Thank you BSA by Matthew+Bafford · · Score: 1

      > By going OSS, you no longer have to waste [...]

      actually, from what I've heard it doesn;t do that at all. not having any copyright software at all is [...]

      Almost all Open Source software is very much copyrighted.

      Free != Public Domain.

      -y

    3. Re:Thank you BSA by fyonn · · Score: 1

      yes, okay. my bad phrasing, but I think you know what I meant.

      dave

  184. I remember this from elementary school by thegrendel · · Score: 1

    Back almost a half century ago, when I was in the
    fifth grade, I remember something very much like this.

    One of the school bullies would come over to me and say,
    "See them guys over there? If you give me half your lunch money,
    I'll protect you from them. Otherwise, they'll take *all* your
    lunch money, and kick your butt on top of that."

    Different era. Same tactics.

  185. America by tjackson · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda curious. Just because you can't produce original software discs or documentation doesn't mean you didn't buy it. It just mean you can't prove you did. Last I checked, in the USA, you're innocent until proven guilty. They have to show that you did not get this software from a ligitimate source. If they can't prove it, that's their problem.

    1. Re:America by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      That is only in criminal cases, in a civil case the burden of proof is on you the defendant, so the BSA more then likely will go with a civil case.

  186. An Illustrative Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A friend of mine got his notice to come down for a physical during the Vietnam War. He threw the letter away.

    A month later he got a call from the Draft Board. 'Why didn't you come down for your phyiscal?'
    'I never got the letter,' he replied.

    They sent him another letter. He threw it away.
    (insert your favorite programming language DO LOOP here)

    He did this for the entire Vietnam War and never got busted.
    True.

    1. Re:An Illustrative Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod this dude up--that's too funny

  187. it's not the idea of buying software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's about not paying ridiculous sums of money for it and generating ridiculous profits for the seller who then takes the money to drive other legitimate companies out of business. It's about not paying money to a monopoly who abuses it's power. It's about making software affordable for everyone. It's about not having some license Nazi banging on my door to see what I have on my machine. It's about building a competitive market where one company doesn't manipulate standard protocols so they only work with their property products and wont work with the rest of the industry. It's about a truly free(as in libre) market.

  188. Re:Ignore it, it's more like SPAM that a real lett by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

    We started getting these letters when my wife passed the bar. ...but was the bar licensed?

  189. BSA contacted my company by happyhippy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    and said directly to the IT officer that she was going to jail by the next Monday if she didnt buy their audit.

    She told them to phuck off as she gets these kinds of sales techniques all the time.

    The very next day a Mocrosoft rep called out of the blue. Our MS licences werent up for renewal and we never bought anything from them recently. Coincidence?

  190. Yeah. Harleys. (-: by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    a biker gang. Kicking in doors, looking for owners of Japanese motorbikes

    Harelys have some parts made in Japan. How many of such does it take to make the bike in some way Japanese?

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  191. Responding to the BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1. Report them to the FTC
    Step 2. Shred BSA scam letter
    Step 3. ???
    Step 4. Profit!!!

  192. Use their audit tool ... see how fast they call u by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They have an audit tool available at http://www.bsa.org/uk/antipiracy/tools/gasp.phtml


    Download it, register it, and see how long it takes them to send you your own, personalized letter.


    It would also answer the questions asked about if it checks for installed and removed software vs only installed software.

  193. Re:A friend's solution to BSA, lawsuit threats, et by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    Won't mean a hill of beans if the lawyers are on staff instead of contracted out. You can bet the BSA has got their own private squad of attorneys.

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  194. Dear Saddam: by mackman · · Score: 1

    The Biological Weapons Alliance (BWA), an association comprised of leading weapon-producing nations, has received information that your country may have illegally-duplicated proprietary weapons products installed on your bases. Specifically, your country may not have the licenses required to support all copies of Anthrax, Pneumonic Plague, and Smallpox, which are currently installed on your bases...

  195. better be bringing a warrant and the police by horatio · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The BSA, AFAIK, is NOT a goverment-sponsered law enforcement agency. I see 'bsa.ORG' not 'bsa.gov' or 'bsa.fbi.gov' The BSA is a trade organization, a bunch of lawyers most likely.

    Therefore, they have NO right to go searching through any of my stuff or your stuff. "EULA says they can" my ass.

    I'm having a hard time find any case law regarding the BSA (if you find some, post it, I'd be interested) ...tho I did find this quote from one of the BSA VPs last year:

    "...the raids would have an immediate effect on the roughly $12 billion in lost revenue from which the Alliance claims its members suffer each year."

    So they're LOSING that much, which means that to actually be staying in buisness at that rate, how much MORE do they actually have to be making? I'm not advocating piracy, but suppose they're losing 30% to piracy. That means that they are MAKING 40 BILLION dollars a year in revenue.

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  196. Re:Huh? Why is everyone having trouble with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some questions about the irs's legal standing.

  197. I worked for this company... by rigmort · · Score: 2, Informative
    This press release made the rounds in Milwaukee just as the BSA canvassed the radio stations with threatening ads. As far as I can tell, they're pretty serious. CCI is a small (200 person) printing operation with MAYBE 80 PCs and Macs combined. The crazy thing is that they had payed for all the software, and on top of that even had the RECIEPTS! The mistake was keeping one package of Windows and throwing all the other disks/packaging out. Suddenly Ghosting a HD has expensive implications. Hold onto those serials...

    WISCONSIN COMPANY PAYS SOFTWARE WATCHDOG $150,000

  198. Re: EULA's, shrinkwraps, clickwraps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >I wonder how many businesses would voluntarily
    >consent to something like this.

    If a public corporation did this, their SEC filings would have to name names of anyone with access to financial systems as insider risks. Those individuals would have to sign SEC waivers as well, and would be subject to the same blackout periods for stock trades as anyone else with access to financial systems.

  199. Re:Huh? Why is everyone having trouble with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only among the tinfoil hat crowd.

  200. Re:That's America for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    mwahaha suffer suckers! they don't care morals or ethics, only money and boy do those courts deliver! 1 license == 1 installed copy, who cares what ID number machines have. believe me, even BSA wouldn't care about it if it wouldn't give'em opprtunity to extort money.

    now what you'd want to do is publish name, photo, address of that assfucked judge who ordered to pay that money becuase she/he is BSAs-whore and should be avoided at all costs.

  201. Re:Ignore it, it's more like SPAM that a real lett by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Why didn't you send them a cease and desist order, citing harassment, and claiming damages?

    Sound's like a lot of people settle with these thugs, and lots more just toss the letters. The letter itself might constitute a civil offense.

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  202. Self-Incrimination? by patrixmyth · · Score: 1

    Your contract with BSA companies cannot override your constitutional right (and your organizations) to not provide self-incriminating information. As the answer to their question could possibly involve criminal conduct, you have a right not to respond, as long as the threat of criminal prosecution exists. If the possibility of criminal prosecution is removed (by a court), then you are subject to the contract provisions.

    In any event, assuming you post clear rules for your lab users that use of computers is for personal use only, then their agents have no right to inspect your property without a court order. Actually, probably be fun to add some click through contract to your public work stations requiring users to forgo all rights to sue :). About as sound legally as their BSA clauses. All of this is moot, however, for 13 stations, they are not going to bother getting a court order.

    I am not a lawyer, but that's probably why I still offer free advice!

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    "Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?"- Peter Gabriel
    1. Re:Self-Incrimination? by Smallpond · · Score: 1


      People have these rights. I wasn't aware that companies did.

  203. Vampires by (void*) · · Score: 1

    Legend has it that these evil spirits, frightening and powerful though they may be, would not venture into the domain of one's house, unless one lets them in ...

    1. Re:Vampires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Heh
      Being a goth type, I can assure you that one should never invite policemen or vampires into ones home. :-)

  204. Isn't it obvious? by Troll_Kamikaze · · Score: 1

    If a friggen PO-LICE officer can't look in the damn trunk when it's overflowing with cocaine, what makes you think some geeky-faced piece of shit Associate Engineer Fuckup Specialist from the BSA has any right to bring his ugly ass into your fucking business?

    Dude, get a grip!

    The cop's actions are backed up by the government, whereas the BSA geek's actions are backed up by Microsoft.

    In light of the disparity between the authority of those two entities, isn't it totally obvious that the cop will be saying "Yes, sir" and "No, sir", whereas the BSA geek will open the exchange by ripping your pants off and bending you over the nearest table?

  205. If only what you say were true by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 4, Informative
    Just like the police: If an officer pulls you over and your entire trunk is full of cocaine with a street value of $1,000,000,000.00 (one billion dollars and 00/100), and the officer says, "May I search your trunk," and you say, "No, thank you," then unless the aforementioned officer can produce a search warrant or prove probable cause, he CANNOT look in the friggen trunk.
    I challenge you to test this theory. Not with $1 billion in coke (unless you're an ex-Enron executive). No, let us test with the following mundane example -- nothing original, merely run of the mill 21st century U.S. domestic law enforcement.

    We shall need a nice BMW with a minority driver, innocent of any crime or criminal intent, who happens to draw attention by cruising through, say, a predominantly white upper middle class neighborhood or, alternatively, a predominantly non-white underclass neighborhood. As TV teaches us, he must be up to something.

    Said driver has a malfunctioning tail light (grounds for the stop). Said driver is heard to say "Shit" in angry exasperation as the white cop, just like the last white cop before him, approaches the car (grounds for the "reasonable suspicion" of personal or public danger). Thus the cop, now fearful, orders driver out of car and tells him to submit to a frisk. Driver protests, "Hey! Why are you picking on me?" This triggers heightened suspicion in cop who, later, will state in court that the defendant resisted -- grounds for use of physical force in effecting the frisk and arrest, and subsequently for a search incident to arrest that allows the cop to dig widely through concealed areas and containers in the car. Thus far, we have an arrest, a lot of searching, and probable cause hasn't even entered into it. We're getting by quite nicely on the very flexible "reasonable suspicion" standard without any of the bothersome probable cause tests or a search warrant.

    Now the the car's impounded, and what happens? The trunk is opened. It's the precinct's policy to inventory everything. And that search -- again, warrantless and without probable cause -- is constitutionally permissible because the cops aren't specifically looking for criminal evidence; oh, no, they're merely impounding and inventorying the vehicle. Bad luck for our driver if he actually had anything illegal in there...

    Within recent memory the U.S. enjoyed a brief period of rich protection under the Fourth Amendment, chiefly due to the wisdom of the Warren Court, between the 1960s and early 1980s. Since that time the Rehnquist Court and other conservative benches have seen to it that the police are able to conduct warrantless searches with wider and wider authority, holding variously that the public interest is served by abrogating personal privacy and increasing investigatory protections and abilities. That has been the theory, anyway; the Drug War has been its practice. Today, your actual freedom against unreasonable search and seizure is a function of many factors, not limited to the exception-riddled case law, your skin color, the attitude of the cop who stops you, your ability to afford effective counsel, and the temper of the court.

  206. The BSA song by mtec · · Score: 1

    *to the tune of 'I'm a lumberjack'* (um - kinda - use it as a general guideline)

    Yes I'm your man from BSA!
    I send out letters ev-ree-day!

    My favorite thing I like to find
    Are pe-ople with an ax to grind!

    They call me with their pirate tales,
    So I can help Bill increase saaaales!

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    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
    1. Re:The BSA song by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

      "Lemming! Lemming! lemming of the BSA!
      Lemming! Lemming!
      Lemming of the BS..Lemming of the BS..
      Lemming of the BSA-aa-aaa!!!"

  207. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Since they weren't created by the government, but they are enforcing laws, I declare them to be vigilantes, which is illegal, iirc.

    The obligation to pursue copyright violations falls on the owner of said copyright (the BSA in this case). The gubmint only enforces copyright law through the courts.

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    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  208. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Then there is the fact that property, being not a person, has no legal rights and is therefore guilty until proven innocent.

    Ah yes, the basis of property seizure, right? That's one egregious hole in our legal code. IMHO, the best solution to it would be to legally tie it to its owner. Make provisions to cover lending and leasing (i.e. loaning a car to your buddy vs. renting them at Budget) and carve out an exception when you know that your renter is using it for illegal activities (some sort of accessory thing, probably).

    It'll never happen, though. Too profitable for the drug warriors and local PDs

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    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  209. blow them off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When and if they show up for an audit, tell them you use no software that they audit and they have no business coming inside. Enforce your privacy, with deadly force if necessary.

    While you're at it, why not ditch any crap they might even try to audit, run a nice open source Linux shop, and sue their asses for harassing you?

  210. Remember? by dosh8er · · Score: 1

    Way back when, in the mid 90's when THe Church of Scientology went after, basically, the internet? http://www.thecia.net/users/rnewman/scientology/er lich/home.html This man remembers quite well, in fact they go into what happened: He got all of his data at his home/office confiscated,etc. This was just CoS in their way to suppress. It looks like BSA, or whomever is behind/affiliated with them is trying the same tactic. Scare. Shock. Fear. On a side, got disgruntled workers? Remember that Non-Disclosure form they signed? Dig that bad boy up. Ah, I hate it when life must come down to these legal stunts. Good thing there's open source.

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  211. clue by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Heh. A lot of nix geeks posting about MS license policies. Nice.

    First things first: any MS shop with any sense and more than 5 employees would do well to invest in an open license. An open license is an agreement between you and MS in which you are given licenses at a slightly discounted price based upon the volume and general expense of those items you purchase.

    When you purchase an open license for say, an OS, you do not receive any media whatsoever. You will have to purchase a media pack that will come with a simple reg key. This is the reg key that you will can and should use on your OS installations (assuming you don't just mirror them like everyone else does).

    As for the "University that got sued for millions" because they didn't have an unique license # on each machine. I don't buy that story in it's current incantation. I think you either heard it wrong or plain old don't know what you're talking about. Regardless, anyone here can find this information out on MS' Open License web page or by calling a large software reseller (CDW is friendly about this) and asking to speak to an open license rep.

    Cheers,
    -- RLJ

    1. Re:clue by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      The OpenLicnece system was one of the first that went over to the subscription model. You buy your license and then you buy again after two years, Ok, this means that software stops being an asset of the company and then becomes expenditure instead.


      After 2 years, you cease to have a right to use the software.


      Next joke is that with your OpenLicence, you then try and buy some bare metal PCs (well, you don't need another copy of XP). This isn't easy unless you are buying big. Microsoft doesn't like hardware suppliers to sell bare metal machines.

    2. Re:clue by ender81b · · Score: 1

      Yes, we have a open license agreement now. Actually a campus-wide license agreement that pays for Windows 2000, Windows Xp, Office 2000 and Office Xp. We pay 100$ per every new computer we get plus 1$ millionish a year for this. It is very nice since windows XP doesn't need to be activated and we don't have to worry about a unique license for each machine.

      The university did get sued, for about 1000 machines out of compliance. Shrug. I might be wrong about the amount they got sued for but they did get sued by the BSA.

    3. Re:clue by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      Sorry, wrong. Microsoft "Open" licenses for operating systems are upgrades. An Open License Agreement for Windows XP Pro would upgrade your machines from Win2000, WinNT4, or Win98. However, each machine still needs to have a valid OEM or retail license for Windows. The Open Licenses for their other products are different, and give you a full license instead of just an upgrade. Microsoft claims the agreements have always been this way and the new licensing just clarified it, others claim that it's new with Licensing 6.0 and Software Assurance.

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    4. Re:clue by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      Interesting.I had thought that when I bought an Open Lic for say, Win 2K, Advanced Server, I got the right to use Advanced Server regardless of what was already on the machine.

      However does the other point about the licence being "time limited" apply? I went to a presentation by MS about two years ago but the recurring cost for our projects was too high so I disregarded it. The people I was helping were receiving a one-of IBRD loan to get started and had no way to finance ongoing s/w costs so quickly (1 XP Pro license = a year's salary). They had some good s/w people so I just told them to go open source.

    5. Re:clue by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      Server products are a little different. New servers are usually shipped bare anyway. Desktop OS's, however, are limited to the upgrade license nonsense. The time limited licenses are actually rather rare -- I've only seen them a couple times. However, Microsoft keeps you on their payment plan by making it so that if you decide not to renew the Software Assurance, you get to pay for full licenses next time you want to upgrade, instead of just license version upgrades. The problem becomes, what do you do when you get another employee, and they need a computer with all the required software?

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      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
  212. ...Dumbass kids. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A.) Of course you don't mind posting your name and address. The BSA isn't about to come after you. What could they possibly confiscate -- your TrapperKeeper? Your dad's rusted-out pickup truck? Your mommy's diaphragm? Please. They're looking for adults, with assets...not acne-ridden children who chuckle at their Slashdot witticisms in an attempt to forget having their lunch money beaten from them at recess.

    B.) A police officer "cannot" look in your trunk? Why don't you try telling him that when he tries, big fella? News flash: The law says that improperly discovered evidence may be refused admittance into a court record. It does NOT say you can do jack shit about it when Officer Soviet decides to rape your civil rights in the breakdown lane on Route 56. Sure, you can have a good laugh about it when the judge tosses your case, three months down the road...but in the meantime, you've had your car impounded, spent the night in jail, appeared in court a half-dozen times, and paid $X in lawyer's fees. Cry about it all you want. "Tough break" is what the judge'll tell you. "Dismissed!!"

    C.) Just because a couple of dumbass moderators who probably play even more XBox than you decided that your witty little pseudo-rebellious bullshit was worth modding...please, don't take that as encouragement. LEARN a thing or two before you go shooting off your ignorant little lips, next time. God forbid some equally-uneducated moron reads your comment, wrongly assumes you know what the fuck you're talking about, and decides to make a belligerent ass of himself. Giving shitty advice, as you have done, at best, proves your own idiocy. At worst, it can really cause some problems for some other poor, foolish soul. Have some pity for the stupid, kid...you just may discover that you're among them.

  213. Pay for your software. by Lynggaard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is basicly 3 roads out of this BSA:

    * if you have paid for your software, just show them the proof of purcage.

    * if you have paid but can't find the documentation, then you can hope that BSA will belive you. You will naturally increase your changes by showing doucmnetaion for all your other software, and telling them freely about your problem.

    * if you have stolen the software: dont do the crime, if you can't take the time...

    1. Re:Pay for your software. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      But why even go *down* the road with the BSA? What right do they have to simply show up at your office and proclaim that you're violating licenses and are going to do an audit?

      I would think that:

      1) They couldn't simply do this without a court order (which requires proof)
      2) They wouldn't want to spend the $ to get a court order

      My response would simply be to ensure that purchasing has the invoices covering everything, inform all employees again about installing unauthorized software, and pitch the blackmail letter from the BSA in the garbage. Don't even bother responding..

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  214. Receipts are a different issue by Ryan+C. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure your company just decided to pay something like a quarter of what it had already spent in man-hours to make the slimeballs go away, but asking for receipts is really just a bluff.

    If you didn't have licenses, a civil court could reasonably decide that the preponderance of the
    evidence shows you liable for damages. But to say you have licenses and obtained them illegally is a charge of grand theft, a criminal charge. They would have to prove this in criminal court, beyond the shadow of a doubt. No way they'd waste the money on that. IANAL, BIPOOTV.

    -Ryan C.

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  215. Whatever.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is it so much to ask that you keep a little cardboard box with the install CDs in your bookshelf? Or did some of the workers take the CDs home with them? The latter is actually legal for many pieces of software (like AutoCAD 2000), but if they actually care about the organization, they'd bring the CDs back to work. So ultimately, this is about laziness and a stupid cardboard box, or about employee theft. Take your pick.

    1. Re:Whatever.... by fputs(shit,+slashdot · · Score: 1

      Do I know you? I still live in that cardboard box with my copy of AutoCAD. The theft charges didn't stick.

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  216. biter bit by geoff+lane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who checks that BSA licenses are in order?

    Tell them to fsck off via a lawyers letter. Report them to the local BBB.
    Write a memo to management explaining the savings they would make by moving to Linux+OpenOffice, copy to Microsoft :-)

    1. Re:biter bit by DecoDragon · · Score: 1
      Heh... we got one of these at a company I used to work for, about a week after I started (isn't that always the way ;) ). Our licensing, was ahem... fast and loose. Anyway, we scramble to get in order, they send the audit software they want to use, and... I can't run it, because the license key they sent was invalid. That added another 3 or so weeks of delay into the process. Since our licensing was messed up, I can't complain about the incident. But, in general their tactics suck.


      We got the more official letter by the way, and ignored it a while. I would never respond to the mass mailed letter. If I got a real one, I'd start trading lawyer letters, or any other kind of official looking letter to drag it out.

  217. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many pieces of silver did you receive for this action?

  218. I disagree by Featureless · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IANAL. That said, there is a generally accepted legal theory that two parties cannot enter into a binding agreement if one of them could not be expected to understand that agreement, is not properly represented when entering into that agreement, or the agreement contains "fine print" conditions which defy common sense or expectation, or which are intended to deceive. There are other exceptions as well, but these are the important ones for the moment.

    I say all this because the shrink wrap license ("EULA") - through which the BSA claims to derive its authority - is thus on extremely thin legal ice. In fact, I am on a neverending quest to find reference to any (any) case where any of the more onerous terms of a shrinkwrap license have prevailed in court. (UCITA, of course, changes everything - but that's a subject for another post.)

    Almost all users of computers never properly understand the "contract" they have supposedly "agreed to" by using their software. They are ignorant of the need to keep and maintain records (as if their word processor was a firearm or motor vehicle), and the idea of granting some organization permission to enter their premises and inspect, demand documentation, and otherwise claim supra-police-like powers just to "insure" that they're not violating their "agreement" must profoundly, breathtakingly, and absolutely fail the test of "reasonable expectation."

    In the case of copyright violations, there are criminal and civil penalties. You can sue me for stealing your software. You can also call the police on me, who may choose to arrest me and try me for said same. But enter my place of business uninvited to "inspect" or "audit" on the basis of a shrink wrap license? I don't think it flies.

    Let's sum up.

    The BSA claims a variety of privileges (from the EULA) which it doesn't really have. It threatens you with actions which are almost certainly illegal. Software users are unaware of their "obligations" under their "licenses" even if you consider them binding (which is asinine), and even when they attempt to follow the rules, there are many cases where it will not be possible to provide documentation "to the satisfaction of the auditor" - whose standard is arbitrary, and purposefully engineered to make it unlikely you can meet it. You are frequently given a very short time in which to reply to the ultimatum - purposefully short, to insure you will not have time to properly inspect your facilities before making a decision. Then there is the oft-cited case of schools and charities which use donated equipment for which the paperwork is not, and probably can never be, in order.

    The cost of self-defense is borne by the defender in civil court. Knowing one is on the receiving end of a legally specious and improper legal challenge is one thing. Being able to afford your defense against some of the world's richer companies is quite another.

    Most victims who receive this have done everything right, but have not retained all their receipts, and/or cannot afford the considerable manpower and expertise it will take to insure "not one single unlicensed copy of anything" exists on any of the machines in their organization. Consider... will even one violation, even when made by an employee in violation of a company policy, result in punitive damages?

    Generally the BSA gets what it wants: a "settlement" in which they are paid not to "report" to federal authorities and/or file a questionable lawsuit. The victim pays again (perhaps many times again) for what they already own.

    We have come a long way from the simple world of Best Buy which you describe.

    The fact that no one understood their options or the consequences of their choices is the very thing at issue here. Extortion, coercion, and foul play describe these practices perfectly.

    Groups like the BSA are not a "price to pay for preventing theft." Their tactics are both immoral and unnecessary. They have no place in the enforcement of copyright. The police are the ones whose job it is to handle software thieves. But then there'd be no money in it for anyone, eh?

    1. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a bit more to this than meets the eye. Some groups in the BSA are better represented than others, so it would happen that a company that was found violating a registration or two got the option to switch to an all-Microsoft setup (dumping their Novell network, for example) in order to escape legal problems.

      I don't know if this still happens, but it was apparently fairly common a few years ago.

    2. Re:I disagree by prentiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I too am not a lawyer. However, under British Common Law this is 100% wrong. If you agree to a contract you are bound by its terms (unless they're illegal). There is no necessity to explain or clarify term - its up to each party to seek advice _before_ entering a contract. One party cannot be held responsible for the ignorance of the other. Whether this should be the case or not is a whole different argument.

    3. Re:I disagree by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      When did a contract become something other than a signed agreement between two parties?

      There is no signature involved in a EULA.

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    4. Re:I disagree by misterpies · · Score: 1

      well, I am a lawyer (almost), and I'm afraid that under the common law (in the UK and probably in the US too) if you know there are going to be conditions attached to a purchase -- even if you don't know what they are, then by going ahead with the purchase you're assumed to have agreed to the terms.

      Whether or not you understand them -- or have even seen them -- is irrelevent. The logic is that, if you know there are going to be conditions but don't make the effort to find out what they are or mean, then the prudent thing is don't make the purchase. If you do, then face the consequences.

      Of course there are safeguards; terms that are too restrictive might need to be given special prominence, and in the UK at least, consumers (but not businesses) are immune from blatantly "unfair" terms under EU directives.

      There are also some good legal arguments as to why EULAs might not count as contracts anyway (after all, you bought the software from the store, not from the manufacturer, and nobody mentioned EULAs in the store), but this post is too short for them...

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    5. Re:I disagree by Gunzour · · Score: 1

      There are many, many contracts which are binding that do not involve a signature. In fact, many contract are oral, not written, and some are only implied through your actions. When you go to the gas station you are entering into an implied contract to purchase gas. If you drive away without paying you are in violation of that contract and can be sued (in addition to being charged with theft).

      This is business law 101.

    6. Re:I disagree by mkoenecke · · Score: 1

      I am a lawyer: The original poster on this thread was correct, and was referring to the concept of a "contract of adhesion." That is, there can be other circumstances around the formation of a contract that render some or all of its terms unenforceable. Simple example: suppose the EULA for Microsoft Office said "Microsoft reserves the right to use force to enter your premises, remove all computing equipment, and retain it for the purpose of performing an audit of your machines, and shall not be liable for any direct, incidental, or consequential damages from its actions." Sorry, no way in the world a court would enforce that. And it's not far from what is actually in these EULAs.

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    7. Re:I disagree by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      >When you go to the gas station you are entering into an implied contract to purchase gas.

      Holy cow! You mean if I drive up to a gas station and then drive away without actually buying anything I can be sued? I'm gonna have to watch myself in the future in that case.

      I *do not* have to agree to a EULA to use a piece of software that I have legally purchased. Once I've left the store, the transaction is complete. Any other terms the producer of the software wanted me to agree to should have been made before the purchase. Since I own (yes, own) that one copy of the software, it is mine to do with as copyright law allows.

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    8. Re:I disagree by Featureless · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. I'm actually going to mention this to one of my friends who is an attorney (in the states) today... it's one of those details probably everyone should be on top of.

      My layman's litmus test for the legitimacy of this idea is to compare it (unfavorably) to the case where I give you a 15 page contract to buy gasoline at the gas station. We can even leave aside the additional peculiarities of the EULA (where you have already paid in advance before you see the conditions of the agreement "inside the wrapper"). Any reasonable person who needs to get back on the road, and especially given that the legal consultation necessary to understand the agreement will cost orders of magnitude more than the fuel, cannot get all the way to the fine print on the 13th page, in which you agree to pay me $500,000 for each instance in which you ever tell me a lie, put me up in your bedroom for the night whenever I come over, and promise to speak publicly on a weekly basis about the benefits of huffing diesel fuel.

      I don't consider that much less ridiculous than agreeing to give powers for spot "audits" by some 3rd party in my home and/or place of business, on the kinds of terms the BSA threatens.

      Frankly, I consider the entire notion of the EULA pernicious. It's a simple "information for cash" transaction. Don't use multiple copies simultaneously, and it's a very clear analogy to material goods. Imagine if I printed a "EULA" on the inside of my front door that "binds" everyone who agrees to stay in my house... paragraph 105: "I can come over to your house anytime and search through everything you own to make sure you haven't stolen any of my stuff."

      If I sued you for not letting me in, I wouldn't win, would I?

      We have companies in the states who even include gag orders in their EULAs that ostensibly prevent you from disparaging the product... but that's a whole other thread.

    9. Re:I disagree by zenofjazz · · Score: 0

      The problem that arises is that these terms are agreed to by opening the shrink wrap that contains the software, and the license... Therefore, you're not agreeing to something you are aware of... You've agreed to a blank slate, because you can't read the terms, until you agree to them.

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    10. Re:I disagree by zenofjazz · · Score: 0

      ...
      >When you go to the gas station you are entering
      >into an implied contract to purchase gas. If you
      >drive away without paying you are in violation of
      >that contract and can be sued (in addition to being
      >charged with theft).
      So you're saying that if I pull into a gas station, do not pump any gas, and drive away, I can be sued? WRONG!

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    11. Re:I disagree by LighthouseJ · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that when you open software purchased from a store, you cannot return it for a refund.

      That means if you buy Software Package X (and properly complete the transaction), take it home, open it and put the CD in to install. If you don't agree to the licence if you are prompted to agree or not, then you refuse to install the software and you cannot return the item to the store for a refund.

      Yet again, the consumer loses.

    12. Re:I disagree by jedrek · · Score: 1

      Generally the BSA gets what it wants: a "settlement" in which they are paid not to "report" to federal authorities and/or file a questionable lawsuit.

      If I'm not wrong, they would then be guilty of failing to not report a crime/felony. Bastards.

    13. Re:I disagree by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Driving to the gas station constitutes an implied contract to purchase gas? I don't think so. Putting the gas into your tank certainly does. Leaving the premises without paying for the gas you put in your tank constitutes theft. No contract is required in this situation.

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    14. Re:I disagree by rking · · Score: 1

      well, I am a lawyer (almost), and I'm afraid that under the common law (in the UK and probably in the US too) if you know there are going to be conditions attached to a purchase -- even if you don't know what they are, then by going ahead with the purchase you're assumed to have agreed to the terms.

      Okay, I'm definitely not a lawyer and it's some years since I got my law degree (in the UK) but I'm interested to know how far you take this view.

      The basic principle that if I offer you £500 for a box "knowing" that you'll attach conditions to it and you agree "knowing" that I'm aware of those conditions and wouldn't be making the offer otherwise... sure, sounds like we're setting ourselves up for a court battle if the deal's an important one, but in principle agreed.

      But going beyond that... are you saying that if I offer a shopkeeper £250 for a product, he takes my money, I take the product and I know that there's a fair chance that the manufacturer (with whom I have had no contact) has left a slip of paper inside the sealed box that has some conditions written on it that I have somehow entered into a contract with the manufacturer? Or that the terms on that paper have somehow become part of my contract with the shopkeeper, even if he doesn't care about them in the least? If that's what you're saying then I'd really like to hear a cite. If you're saying something else then could you clarify?

      Thanks

    15. Re:I disagree by rking · · Score: 1

      Okay, I should have paid more attention to your last paragraph where you do comment on the applicability of EULAs. Still it's pretty much fundamental to the whole discussion. At least by all appearances there are no conditions attached to the purchase.

    16. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and so did n people before you. Redundant!

  219. The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by fmaxwell · · Score: 0

    If you do business with the BSA they will be keeping tabs on you, making sure you follow your word and keep your agreements. If you do not like that - and you clearly don't - dont buy from them.

    And go out of business. Slashdot readers in high school and college can talk about how "3l33t" Linux and OpenOffice.org are, but let's wander over into the real world that most businesses occupy. Businesses exchange documents in Word format. They exchange presentations in PowerPoint. Formatting matters. Features matter. Being able to hire secretaries that know the software matters. No matter how much you like Linux or FreeBSD, you won't find a talented pool of officeworkers that know how to use it.

    If anything I said was substantially incorrect, businesses would be switching in droves to open source alternatives. That's how capitalism works. If it was cost-competitive to use open source in most businesses, then Windows would not have a 90+% installed base.

    There is no extortion. There is no coercion. There is no foul play.

    When a company has monopolistic powers, there is foul play.

    1. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      One point, business people do not do what is cheapest, they do what they percieve as safest... to their job I mean.

      Business people were reluctant to (mostly) move to pc's and stayed with (and still do in many businesses) their mainframes until IBM stepped in and starting making pc's... Was this because the pc's before IBM introduced theirs were poor performers? Were they perceived as a useless, hobbyist only, item? Who knows! What is true is that until IBM put their stamp of respectability on the PC and released one, 90% of businesses ran off of mainframes, even though pc's were cheaper and available.

      Just FYI... Business people seem to be a herd, following the (cautious, sometimes cowardly) leader.

    2. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      And go out of business. Slashdot readers in high school and college can talk about how "3l33t" Linux and OpenOffice.org are, but let's wander over into the real world that most businesses occupy. Businesses exchange documents in Word format. They exchange presentations in PowerPoint. Formatting matters. Features matter. Being able to hire secretaries that know the software matters. No matter how much you like Linux or FreeBSD, you won't find a talented pool of officeworkers that know how to use it.

      Speaking as a middle aged businessman (yes, check my website, my CV is there) I'd say the costs to a business of not being able to read am MSWord document are far lower than the costs to a business of being exposed to the sorts of security problems that Microsoft products bring, irrespective of BSA audits. If you're serious about business, you cannot afford to do business with Microsoft.

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    3. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by luzrek · · Score: 1
      If you're serious about business, you cannot afford to do business with Microsoft.

      Doesn't that mean you're paying taxes to Microsoft? Isn't that the definition of extortion?

      Anyway, Staroffice has been able to read MS Office documents since version 5.2 (2 years). However, it has not been able to write them until version 6.0(3 months or more).

      IMO the use of priparitary file formats is Microsoft's major sin as a monopolist. If they would publish the file formats they use then it won't matter what software one is running.

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    4. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a middle aged businessman (yes, check my website, my CV is there) I'd say the costs to a business of not being able to read am MSWord document are far lower than the costs to a business of being exposed to the sorts of security problems that Microsoft products bring, irrespective of BSA audits. If you're serious about business, you cannot afford to do business with Microsoft.

      Let's not get melodramatic. The vast majority of successful businesses use Microsoft products. The worst security problem that they face is users writing passwords on Post-It notes. Firewalls, NAT, and anti-virus software mean that the average desktop is fairly well protected. Browser-based exploits are normally not a big issue for businesses because pages that take advantage of those vulnerabilities are rare, quickly taken down, and not typically something that an office worker would visit. Exploits that rely on flaws in Outlook are easily avoided through the use of other e-mail clients like Lotus Notes. While I would not deploy Microsoft's servers (web, e-mail, SQL, etc.), that hardly means that the average Windows workstation implodes every two weeks.

      As to your comment about MS Word documents, when those documents are joint proposals worth large sums of money, it's damned important. You don't want to submit a proposal only to find that your non-MS word processor printed all of the "hidden" comments, messed up the layout of tables, or otherwise made your proposal look inferior to that of your competitors. When something it time-critical, you can't afford to lose days while people try to figure out why the document can't be read or looks different. It's those days of lost time that will put you at a competitive disadvantage. And, let us not forget the other proprietary formats for Excel, PowerPoint, etc.

      I'm no apologist for Microsoft. I'd love to see the world go to open standards for file formats. But, until that happens, businesses will continue to exchange documents in proprietary Microsoft formats.

      You also ignored my point about the ability one has to hire people. There are a lot more clerical and professional office workers that are familiar with Microsoft Office and Windows than there are those familiar with Debian and OpenOffice.org. Again, if you reduce your qualified applicant pool by 90% or more, you are at a competitive disadvantage.

    5. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      When a company has monopolistic powers, there is foul play.
      The BSA doesn't.


      No, Microsoft does. The point is that Microsoft is using its monopolistic powers to coerce people into agreeing to unreasonable licensing terms -- and that the BSA is enforcing those unreasonable terms.

      I really thought that I had made that fairly clear in the original posting.

    6. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by Broodje · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Businesses exchange documents in Word format. They exchange presentations in PowerPoint. Formatting matters. Features matter. Being able to hire secretaries that know the software matters. No matter how much you like Linux or FreeBSD, you won't find a talented pool of officeworkers that know how to use it.
      I have _insisted_ that customers/suppliers/consultants speak to me in non-proprietary formats for about a year now, and I have never bumped into someone that didn't know how to send that DXF or DOC file as a PDF to me.. I think if you ask the question correctly and have some insight as to what tools they are using, you can meet them halfway. Don't put down secretaries too fast, sometimes they are the most willing (and able) people in the whole transaction. In our office, we have two PCs running windows only because there is no equivalent to Quicken/Quickbooks on Linux.. A little patience and respect goes a LONG way in the business world, even if there are a lot of assholes out there. I tried bitter and ruthless, and it didn't work out for me.
    7. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      I have _insisted_ that customers/suppliers/consultants speak to me in non-proprietary formats for about a year now, and I have never bumped into someone that didn't know how to send that DXF or DOC file as a PDF to me..

      I'm glad that such an arrangement is working out for you. On the other hand, many business arrangements are dictated by the customer. Want that $45million satellite contract? Then you *will* produce documents in Word 7.0 format so that the customer can maintain them. You *will* do presentation and training materials using Powerpoint. Similarly, if Lockheed/Martin offers to "partner" with you on a business deal, you can bet that they will set the terms of the partnership, including data formats and programs to be used -- and if you can't live with those terms, then there they will find another company that can. If they like Word's revision tracking feature, then no amount of preaching about the beauty of open standards is going to convince them to collaborate with you using a package that does not support it.

      Don't put down secretaries too fast, sometimes they are the most willing (and able) people in the whole transaction.

      Nothing of the kind was meant on my part. But the ability to hire someone off the street who knows the packages, including all of the little peculiarities, shortcuts, features, and functions is worth a lot. The complexity of modern office suites is absolutely mind-numbing. It's no longer just the simple remapping of a few control-keys. There is no small loss of productivity while someone learns a new office suite.

      A little patience and respect goes a LONG way in the business world, even if there are a lot of assholes out there. I tried bitter and ruthless, and it didn't work out for me.

      Good words. I hope more people take them to heart.

    8. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by Broodje · · Score: 1

      I just went through applying for a SBIR project, and while I anticipated the government to make a big meal about the submission, the format was in PDF, and I did all the work using OpenOffice. I realize this might not be the norm, but I successfully submitted a proposal to the US government using only OpenOffice and GIMP. I haven't been rejected yet, either ;) There are a lot of submission guidelines you have to follow, but using a microsoft product was never one of them along the way. I hear what you're saying, but I just went throught this, and its for almost a million bucks. Thats enough money to be "real" in my book!

    9. Re:The Justice Dept. Might Disagree With You. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1
      When a company has monopolistic powers, there is foul play.
      The BSA doesn't.


      So as long as Microsoft sends someone else to break your legs, its ok?
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  220. Yes it's a scam. by vandan · · Score: 1

    The BSA here in Australia send out flyers and spam regularly to frighten people into coughing up like nice docile consumers should.

    While it is true that they can screw you big time if they catch you using unlicenced software, the chances of that are about 1:1000000 unless someone drops your name in to them, and honestly, unless you've had an IT worker leave on bad terms recently, how likely is that to happen?

    I would throw the garbage in the bin where it belongs and if (BIG if) they come investigating and catch you red-handed, claim gross ignorance and point the finger back in time to one of many people how have now left the company and may or may not have installed unlicenced software without management's consent.

    I would also use the situation to explain to management the merits of getting off the upgrade treadmill, and into the free world of Linux.

    I just finished porting our Access XP (MySQL backend) sales system to LAMP (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP). It was a bit annoying for the first week while I was learning what was going on (didn't know html or php), but now I really enjoy it, and it's not hard. It took me about 3 weeks all up to recreate about 15 different Access forms / reports as web pages. And you should see how fast it runs now ... MUCH faster than Access... I'm now installing Gentoo Linux, KDE, OpenOffice and Mozilla for our sales staff. They look a bit puzzled whe they first see KDE, but after they click the little Mozilla icon and it comes up with their email / sales database, they forget all about it and get to work...

  221. BSA Flyers in Dublin by gomezlaundry · · Score: 1

    Folks were handing out BSA flyers saying, "Earn 10,000 euro by reporting a company using unlicensed software". Ummmm...yeah.

    I bet one gets the 10,000 euro only if it leads to a fine or law suit. Pure evil.

  222. Economics for BSA Haters, 101 by bshuttleworth · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I am as fervent an opposer to the BSA as the next Slashdot Sheep, but...

    A brief note about economics is probably in order. The cost of making a physical CD is not what you are paying for when you buy a CD. You are paying for the cost of developing, testing, marketing, researching both that program and future programs.

    That means that pirating software costs the developer the chance to recover the costs of making that software in the first place.

    And before anyone mods this Flamebait, give a moment's thought to what this means for the (non-BSA member) Linux companies out there: companies with (as a rule) very good chances of going out of business each year. They spend time researching, fixing, improving the OSS software that you use regularly... but since most people download this without actually paying a penny for it, they have to find alternative routes to make money.

    Now I think that there are lots of arguments for OSS, but it does make the economics much more complicated for all involved.

    /me removes Economics major hat :)

    1. Re:Economics for BSA Haters, 101 by Catiline · · Score: 1

      The cost of making a physical CD is not what you are paying for when you buy a CD. You are paying for the cost of developing, testing, marketing, researching both that program and future programs.[Emphasis altered]

      Under this theory, the $100 price of BSAWare Version 1 supports the development of both itself and the next version. Wouldn't that mean that all version 2.0 (and all others) cost only $50 as the development costs have already been recouped? And since this $50 price is covering only future development and reproduction, as costs for both decrease (march of progress and all that) the price should continue a slow decline?

      Obviously this is not the theory the BSA member companies are working from: the prices of their software have remained very stable.

    2. Re:Economics for BSA Haters, 101 by redtoade · · Score: 1

      "That means that pirating software costs the developer the chance to recover the costs..."

      Exactly. It costs the chance for revenue ... not actual revenue. BIG DIFFERENCE!

      See, potential revenue is imaginary. At the end of the fiscal year, potential revenue only seems to affect other imaginary things like stock value and the size of your loan ratings. These things, while having importance to the large company, shouldn't have anything to do with the consumer. I go to the store, I give money for a product, I receive said product. That's the extent to which economics concerns me. What goes on in the "black box" of the company that provides said goods is not my problem. So excuse me if I reject the philosophies currently being forced on me by such companies. They seem a bit self serving to me.

      Copyright violation by law is not stealing. Theft is a completely different law, and there's a reason for that: no actual loss is being incurred. The entire concept of stealing an idea (not my words) was alien to traditional law, and new legislation had to be created in order to make such acts illegal. What was once completely legitimate a decade or two ago, is now considered abhorrent today... well at least considered so by the software companies who would like you to consider it abhorrent as well! Isn't it obvious that the BSA warnings are purely propaganda? That they need to reinforce in your mind that that CD you bought isn't really yours... doesn't that bother you? Heavy handed warnings about how the economy will bottom out, and how programming will end as we know it if you don't obey our rules... don't these seem to be taken directly out of Goebbels play book?

      Let me let you in on a little secret here: there's no food being stolen from the developers mouths. These grumblings are completely from "MBA types" whining that their standard business model won't work unless there is some sort of economic controls forced onto the consumer. So instead of adapting their model, they beg for government protection. Let's have no misunderstanding about this... the entire concept of selling software is based on the idea that you can take a service and somehow package it as a product. You remove the model, and every programmer goes back to doing what they did before these inane laws sprung up: programs created on a case by case basis. Your pipes are fixed, call a plumber. Need some law advice, call a lawyer. Need a program... well, what do you think? What we do is a service people!

      There is no product here without government protection. The original business model was:

      1. Hire programmer.
      2. Programmer builds program.
      3. Programmer gets paid.
      4. Programmer leaves.
      5. Repeat at step 1.

      The copyrighted version is:

      1. Hire programmer.
      2. Programmer builds program.
      3. Gets paid.
      4. Programmer leaves.
      5. Program is packaged and sold.
      6. Repeat at step 5.

      Seems to me the current model actually removes the necessity of even keeping a programmer on staff. Of course the copyright model doesn't work without... well... copyrights. Which in turn requires government control. Hypocrisy at it's finest: the richest companies in the world (who would typically vote for the Republican ideals of smaller government) requiring their "open market" business models to be protected (hell, created) by government copyright law. It's not my problem that the companies are selling a product that without government intervention would have no value. They have artificially created a market by restricting the buyers freedom.

      So when you defend copyrights, that whole scam is what you're really defending.

      On a side note, I buy the CD and use the program... I toss the EULA. End of story. I guess I could make an announcement to the world (signed and notarized) that I accept the merchandise with the following modifications to the enclosed contract... which is my right under contract law. It seems to me that having the modifications notarized would reflect more of an effort to make the contract legally binding than the one-size-fits-all, both-parties-need-not-sign piece of paper attached to the CD. After using a red pen and initialing all of the modifications to the contract, I could file it in case of audit... it smacks of the same sort of pseudo-legal (until tested in a court of law) crap with which the BSA uses to make money.

    3. Re:Economics for BSA Haters, 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, potential revenue is imaginary. At the end of the fiscal year, potential revenue only seems to affect other imaginary things like stock value and the size of your loan ratings. These things, while having importance to the large company, shouldn't have anything to do with the consumer.

      Indeed, but in most cases we are talking from the company's point of view here. Unless you get into including allowances in the price for piracy, the concern is what piracy might do to the company, not how it affects the consumer.

      I go to the store, I give money for a product, I receive said product. That's the extent to which economics concerns me. What goes on in the "black box" of the company that provides said goods is not my problem. So excuse me if I reject the philosophies currently being forced on me by such companies. They seem a bit self serving to me.

      You purchase the products and are able to use it how you wish (within applicable laws, which generally don't include piracy). You are free to reject any other philosophies, but those ones are legally required.

      Unfortunately, wanting to use the company's results without compensating them for the work seems to be becoming increasingly popular, in fact there seem to be a ridiculous number of people now who believe that the work is worthless ("it's a ripoff that CDs/DVDs/software titles cost so much when I can get a blank disc for a few cents!"). Around the time Napster was going down, someone was trying to argue vehemently that the music industry should be using marginal pricing or something similar, charging just for the disc price, the cost of producing the contents being "fixed no matter how many copies are sold, therefore it doesn't need to be counted" and is presumably flushed down the toilet as a straight-out loss.

      Isn't it obvious that the BSA warnings are purely propaganda? That they need to reinforce in your mind that that CD you bought isn't really yours... doesn't that bother you? Heavy handed warnings about how the economy will bottom out, and how programming will end as we know it if you don't obey our rules... don't these seem to be taken directly out of Goebbels play book?

      Not really :) Seems rather exaggerated but no more than the standard marketing crap. The intention is propaganda, but to remind you to crack down on pirated software, not to make you feel like you don't control the software you do own.

      Let me let you in on a little secret here: there's no food being stolen from the developers mouths.

      Of course not; their wages are fixed. It primarily affects the company's bottom line - which primarily affects shareholders, but can also influence performance bonuses, project budgets, job openings, headcounts, and (worst case) company stability - all of which can impact developers.

      Let's have no misunderstanding about this... the entire concept of selling software is based on the idea that you can take a service and somehow package it as a product. You remove the model, and every programmer goes back to doing what they did before these inane laws sprung up: programs created on a case by case basis. Your pipes are fixed, call a plumber. Need some law advice, call a lawyer. Need a program... well, what do you think? What we do is a service people!

      Yes, but what architects do is also a service; yet they can be employed by a company that sells houses. I'm always interested by attempts to suggest replacement by an alternative business model, for which often:
      - there's no chance of them working commercially
      - they might work commercially, but no businesses would see a point in changing
      - they might work commercially, but everyone would have to change instantaneously to keep a level playing field
      - they work fine as an alternative to the more prevalent commercial model, but aren't big/popular/useful/succesful enough to reach the masses (Linux vs Windows, P2P vs the industry)

      The original business model was:

      Hire programmer.
      Programmer builds program.
      Programmer gets paid.
      Programmer leaves.
      Repeat at step 1.
      The copyrighted version is:

      Hire programmer.
      Programmer builds program.
      Gets paid.
      Programmer leaves.
      Program is packaged and sold.
      Repeat at step 5.
      Seems to me the current model actually removes the necessity of even keeping a programmer on staff.


      Well, the first model seems to only include allowances for the programming part of the deal. What it means is lots of little programs to do the same thing different ways. The first one doesn't really include much necessity to keep a project on staff either - the second lets a company represent the work they've done and profit off it, the first removes the whole company and has the programmer go straight to the consumers. I don't see how, for instance, a Playstation game fits into such a model particularly well. Is there a demand for people to be able to pretend they're a pro-skater? Is the demand enough for any individual to pay for such development? Will they pay if they are not going to be able to recoup costs by onselling that program to others?

      It's not my problem that the companies are selling a product that without government intervention would have no value. They have artificially created a market by restricting the buyers freedom.

      The thing is, if the product did have no value, it would still have a cost to create. There is an inherent problem in such a transaction, I'll leave you to figure out where it is.

      So when you defend copyrights, that whole scam is what you're really defending.

      Scam or not, it's the law. And it's screwed up by lots of contributions and interference to push it to a ridiculous degree - but personally I wouldn't advocate that removing it entirely is going to be any better.

      It seems to me that having the modifications notarized would reflect more of an effort to make the contract legally binding than the one-size-fits-all, both-parties-need-not-sign piece of paper attached to the CD. After using a red pen and initialing all of the modifications to the contract, I could file it in case of audit... it smacks of the same sort of pseudo-legal (until tested in a court of law) crap with which the BSA uses to make money.

      I guess the problem would be that there's no way for them to indicate acceptance of your changes. They'll never see that piece of paper or be given an opportunity to indicate approval (which, by using the software, they usually claim you have done). IANAL, but a contract requires an offer and an acceptance, and your acceptance is of something different than the offer, so I'd assume that's basically a counter-offer which they would then need to accept to make it binding.

  223. the facts by sir_cello · · Score: 2, Informative

    The facts are this:
    - the BSA has no statutory powers to investigate or so on, but as a representative of various organisations, they can pursue civil action on behalf of their members: there's nothing wrong with this in theory.
    - these tactics they are using are a little heavy handed, not dissimiliar to the TV licensing authority approach in the united kingdom, personally I don't like it, and the ethics are questionable, it is a form of heavy handedness.
    - you say ' I know that I cannot produce the original CD's and/or documentation for some of the software that we HAVE paid for.' - well, that's your fault really, you should keep better records - try speaking to an accountant about the need to keep records for purchase of assets. No one excuses you for failing to keep proper business records of ownership (why don't you throw away the deeds to your house/property?).
    - if you are eventually shown to be in violation of licensing terms, then punitive damages could actually be higher because you've already received a notification about the fact that you may be in violation - you can't claim to have been unknowledgeable.
    - software costs money to produce - you might not entirely agree with the licensing terms, but how can you disagree with the need for organisations to try and enforce the terms of their agreements. personally, my life wouldn't have been so good if I had not developed commercial software for which companies were able to license/sell.

  224. Burden of Proof by PigleT · · Score: 1

    "if you have paid but can't find the documentation, then you can hope that BSA will belive you."

    I'd like to suggest here that the onus is on the BSA to *prove* you stole something; at the last count, in the USA as in the UK, people were *supposed* to be "innocent until proven otherwise".
    Logically, the BSA is the party potentially accusing you otherwise.
    If a court falls for "there's no docs, see, it must be stolen" as sole evidence then it's a very poor court indeed.

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  225. Just like in Hungary! by Adi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The BSA seems like one of the flagships of globalisation, since it does the very same here, in Hungary.However not the BSA itself does this "investigation", but the police, usually with an "expert", who is of course trained and tought by the BSA.

    Unfortunately it does not receive enough publicity that it uses our tax and the police to enforce their member software firms' will on the public.

    Dictatorship is not your privilege anymore, my American fellows! :))

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  226. Here's the explanation by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They employed him.

    If he then performed duties that were not his the company made a mistake and have to pay to have the mistakes taken care of.

    I'm pretty sure that the company didn't have a lot of computers sitting there with no OS doing nothing and now have a lot of computers with an unlicensed OS installed sitting there doing nothing.

    Seeing as you are now in the responsible position it is your duty to uninstall those OS's.

    It's pretty simple really.

    And it is the law not the "rules", there is no hesitation.

    Still, if you install Windows what do you expect. It's when not if that day will come thay the decision will bite you in the ass.

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    1. Re:Here's the explanation by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It's the rules. Rules are made by bureaucrats, laws are made by legislatures. These are rules. They are rules intended to implement laws (probably), but what they are is rules.

      My suggestion:
      0) consult with management, having the company lawyer present, with this plan in hand:
      1) back up everything
      2) put Linux on all questionable machines
      3) later, at your convenience, purchase licenses to make up any deficit that turns out to be present.

      Step 1 can be taken while arranging for step 0.
      P.S.: You are not authorized to consult with the BSA representative, but you are making urgent arrangements with your management to have a consultation at the soonest possible time. Don't just say this, do this. Don't just do this, say it. Don't be stalling for time. Take down computers for "temporary repair" while you are arranging things.

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    2. Re:Here's the explanation by getek · · Score: 1

      Actually it is a contract not a law. there are laws regarding contracts and what makes a binding contract, etc... but the actuall license is just a contract between the software company and the entity using the software.

  227. Cool! How do I subpoena em? by Convergence · · Score: 1

    I've done some software coding on my own, and I suspect the BSA may be using my software in an unlicensed fashion. (I'm working on an implementation of PacWar.)

    As such, and given the EULA, I would like to audit the BSA's computers to confirm that my software is not installed.

    Any idea how easy a subpoena their software reciepts to confirm that they haven't pirated my code? Also, I have 'friends' who also write software and thus need to do the same thing. Who knows, the fines could be tens of thousands of dollars, and the auditing fees could also be worth thousands. I have a lot of friends who are short of cash.

  228. Its not a scam... by some+damn+guy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's an idle threat!

  229. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by October_30th · · Score: 1
    The problem is that the rest of the group hates Linux and wants to use Windows for everything...but I'm happy with my choice. Others should be as honest.

    Hum... I could almost read your post "I'm happy with my choice. Others should be happy with Linux too."

    I find it appalling that you would like to convince people to switch to Linux by provoking a BSA audit.

    I am an academic and our lab is also a 100% Microsoft shop. I use Linux at home, but I fully endorse our Microsoft-only policy at work. Why? Compatibility and familiarity. People come in and go. Most of them don't know how to use Linux and are only familiar with the Office tools. We want them to get their PhDs as fast as possible and at present even teaching some of them to use Matlab (and yes, Octave's useless because it uses Gnuplot for plotting) takes too long. They are here to do experimental research, not to learn how to use OS ("why do I have to mount/unmount floppies? why doesn't the CD eject when I press the button on the CD-ROM?...") or how to import/export Office documents in and out of the Open Office. Manuscripts are prepared in MS Word because it would be goddamn waste of time to teach people a programming language (LaTeX). I've never gotten the point in using it anyway. It's the publisher's job to prepare the layout and if you just want to type in text, why would you want to learn an arcane language like LaTeX?

    Microsoft Campus license allows us to install and copy as many MS Office and WinXP installations as we wish. We bought the Matlab 6 licenses. Downloading Adobe Acrobat's free versions for every machine is also quick and painless. As long as everybody is using Word, collaborating is easy.

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  230. Interesting Thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a thought, folks... Taken from the BSA letter posted here:

    "BSA recognizes that, for whatever reason, your company may not have managed its software assets properly. That's why from February 1-28, BSA is offering a Software Grace Period to business like yours in ANYTOWN. Please take this time to review your software installations and usage and, if necessary, acquire the licenses your business needs. If, after you have participated in the Grace Period, your organization becomes the focus of a BSA investigation, BSA will not seek to impose penalties for any unauthorized copying that occurred before February 28, (unless your organization has already been informed that it is under investigation). If BSA contacts you, just show your Grace Period Participation Nuber and the software purchase receipts. [Please see the reverse for terms.]"

    Now, this is quite amusing... While it does imply that you should go out and buy copies of software to cover yourself, the term used is "acquire the licenses your business needs".

    This is fun, because essentially the remainder of the paragraph goes on to state that if you do this, they agree not to prosecute you for prior unlicenced software. So essentially, the GPL, being a valid software licence, could be used to replace other software and even if they have evidence that you acted improperly prior to that, they have committed themselves to not prosecuting you. Which is nice of them :) Something along the lines of "Yes... Each of these machines used $10,000 in illegal software, but since your letter, we converted them to a GPL'd software solution. Have a nice day!" >

  231. "it's a HUGE hassle" by kfg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And remember, the next time MS gives you that TCO crap, that this hassle, and its attendant expenses, are part of the TCO of using software that falls under the aegis of the BSA.

    Just say no.

    KFG

  232. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Kevinv · · Score: 1

    the BSA isn't stupid. Neither is Microsoft, Adobe, AutoDesk, etc.... A bunch of those companies founded the BSA as a non-profit organization to enforce their copyrights. Basically it gives them a scapegoat "it wasn't us that raped you it was the BSA." But it's a load of crap -- the BSA acts on very few of the letters that go out (probably less than 1%) but when they do act they have all their legal ducks in a row and do so with the Authorization of their members.

    Licenses & the law allow the company to appoint a legal representative for them -- that's the BSA. They are authorized to act for their member companies. That's why they can fle copyright infringment suits, that's why they can get the gov't to impound the computers (to prevent destruction of evidence via format or bulk erasers)

  233. Buh...let them come by mousse-man · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When they did this at my former employer, my response was pretty swift - I sent them a bill and a form to ask if they approved the hours I spend to catalog all the machines (about 1600).

    I never got a response back so far.

  234. Invoice ? by Lunaris · · Score: 1

    Do you still have the invoice of the software you purchased ? If you're a company, you know you gotta keep those... .

  235. The BSA... by micro_SUXX · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...is a scam.

  236. Re:BSA tactics by zaren · · Score: 1

    I saw a banner ad sponsored by the BSA the other day suggesting that a great way to "get back" at your boss is to report them to the BSA for using illegally copied software. Great bunch of guys... :p

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  237. Re:BSA tactics by zaren · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In fact, here it is!

    http://m.doubleclick.net/viewad/821789/3ways2_12 k. gif

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  238. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by videodriverguy · · Score: 1

    Whilst you were at that former employer, did you bring the license probems to the attention of the board or other responsible people?

    If you did (and perhaps learnt they didn't care, or lost your job as a result), then good, but if you didn't then I have to wonder about your motives.

  239. Calling all lawyers! by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    In any case DO NOT LET THEM COME DO AN AUDIT! They have no right to enter your buisness, and they will not do this without a court order. And if they have a court order your lawyers can fight this easily. It is impossible for them to prove they have a shread of proof, and anything that an disgruntal ex-employee has said is hearsay.

    Once they show up with the court order (and the local gendarmes), you have to let them in, correct?

    In the meanwhile, can you get a lawyer, or do they prevent you from any outside communication while the audit is taking place?

    Any lawyers been there/done that for an on-going search (not necessarily a BSA Audit) to provide legal cover?

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    1. Re:Calling all lawyers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once they show up with the court order (and the local gendarmes), you have to let them in, correct?


      No. You have to let in THE COPS.

      The BSA guys have to stay outside.

  240. Difference registry /etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's not so much difference between a registry and an /etc tree.
    True.
    But then there isn't so much difference between a Concorde [>100k] and a "Tante Ju" (aka Iron Annie) Junkers Ju 52 either.

    Both are a database of settings, the registry is powered by a more powerful searching and indexing engine and not wasting a full disk sector (or cluster) for "keys" only containing five bytes of data, that's all.
    True -- however, did you ever try some egrep on the registry? :-)
    Both planes are passenger planes. One is very fast, eats fuel like there was no tomorrow, has a very long range, and so on. The other one is small (13 passengers), is much slower, was operational 45 years earlier, some are still flown today, after 70+ years, is a historic milestone, etc.
    No, that maps not to registry vs. /etc/*. It just goes to show that similar function does not indicate similar design, merit or usability.

    PS: "a full disk sector" is 512 bytes. You think of a filesystem block ("cluster" in FAT-speak). This would be 1-4k for ext2. And ReiserFS does pack short files, wasting far less than a block -- so your basic assumption is flawed.

  241. There are no contracts. by dmaxwell · · Score: 3, Informative

    Most of the BSA's power comes from EULAs which basically legalize compulsory amputation for copyright violation. In the case of an organization running all OSS software, no EULA's have been signed. No contracts have been signed and no agreements with BSA members have been made.

    Such a company has vastly more legal options than a typical company that is Microsoft/Adobe all the way. Let's see:

    1. Libel/Slander law. After all they have to have probable cause from someone to make that raid.

    2. Laws regarding harassment. Their standard techniques are certainly harrassment if you are contractually obligated to permit it.

    3. Their audits basically shut you down while they take your machines apart. There's a basis for a monstrous civil suit.

    4. A really good lawyer could probably think up some criminal charges to go along with the civil charges you're going to nail them with. Get the local DA involved as well. Some people have mentioned RICO. A case could be made for it by an all OSS company.

    With some perserverence their typical scenario could be turned back around on them. Settle with US and we won't break you over a wheel. The non-legal threat of extremely bad publicity for the member company they're acting on behalf of should generate some nice pressure as well. Actually, all of the above also applies to the members who think they're going to get a win for.

    I say go for it.

    1. Re:There are no contracts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EULA's are legally void. That has been proven time and time again. Just nobody has really pushed the issue and the software companies would rather have it that way. Because regardless of what the EULA says, once you buy the software, it's yours to do with as you see fit, safe for copyright laws and all. EULA's have zero power. I have yet to see one company successfully prosecuted for breaking an EULA.

  242. Have your lawyer send them a letter by Kosi · · Score: 2, Informative

    in which he explains that all your software is legally licensed and if the BSA had any evidence against this, they shall sue you. If not, they shall cease sending you letters like this, unless they want to be sued for threatening you.

  243. It's what it is for by TuringTest · · Score: 1
    since most people download this without actually paying a penny for it, they have to find alternative routes to make money.

    You've just described the whole idea of open source software at first.

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  244. Keep them busy by Boiling_point_ · · Score: 2, Funny
    Copy from here:
    http://www.bsa.org/usa/report/offices.phtml

    Paste in here:
    http://www.bsa.org/usa/report/report.php

    Hours of fun, I promise you!

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  245. The Way Out... by neonedge · · Score: 2, Funny

    A friend of mine received a similar letter when he was working for a company in the UK. It was relativiely small (less than 30 people), and they weren't sure what to do, until one of the IT guys who had previously worked for Oracle in the US made a suggestion... lie.

    They sent a very legal-looking response to the BSA that stated (paraphrasing here) that they had no pirated software on site and that they were a contractor to the Israeli Security Agency (they weren't of course) and that if the BSA wished to have access to the facility they would need to get joint clearance from Britain's MI5 (the British security service) and the Israeli government before they would be allowed to enter the facility. They even gave the contact information for both agencies. The BSA was never heard from again.

  246. The BSA is just a trade body by grundie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A man I know as a regular in my local pub owns a chain of estate agents. They have 4 branches and they own about 40 PCs and a server or two. The only BSA related software the agency uses is the Windoze OS and a few copies of MS Office which are only used by secretary's (all 100% legit). The main software used for running the agency is actually a bespoke application, developed locally by a small software house.

    He got the letter from the BSA mentioning the grace period, thretening a surprise audit etc. He reponded by informing the BSA if they made any attempt to enter any of his premises he would treat the matter as aggravated tresspass and use whatever means necesary to te remove them. The was followed up with a "We are sorry you are taking this attitude, but we have a right blah, blah" letter, but after that he heard nothing.

    The BSA may have a (questionable) contractual right to audit your software, what they don't have is the right to enter buildings and act like they have legal backing. I know someone who was at the sharp end of such and audit and aparently it is not very pleasant. The BSA folks do act as if they are policemen and they are very upfront.

    The BSA is just a trade body, the software equivalent of the Taxidermists Association of Scotland or the Charterd Institute of Accountants. They exist only to represnt the interests of MS, Adobe etc. They have no legal powers whatsoever. Their powers of enforcement as an organisation are exactly the same as mine as an individual. If they hassle you, ignore them and tell them to sue you or go away, simple as that.

    Whatever your moral stance, legally speaking software piracy is wrong. However there are existing mechanisms in place to deal with piracy. The BSA approach seems to be to squeeze the biggest amount of cash out of the existing customers of its members. What about the many SME's that have never, ever bought legit software? How does the BSA deal with these types, given that the BSA probably doesn't even know they exist? I know of several businesses who don't have one single piece of legit software, the BSA doesn't even know they exist. BTW I won't snitch on these businesses, I live in Northern Ireland and I like having knee caps.

    The BSA duses extortion to make money for its members. Its picks on those who are largely 100% legit, but may have made mistakes, these are easy targets. It would seem to ignore those who are serial pirates, those who do not intend to now or ever buy software. This approach is easy for the BSA, they really should sort their priorities out.

    1. Re:The BSA is just a trade body by eweiland · · Score: 1
      The BSA duses extortion to make money for its members.
      Revenues collected by the BSA stay with the BSA. None of it goes to members.
    2. Re:The BSA is just a trade body by grundie · · Score: 1

      ,i>Revenues collected by the BSA stay with the BSA. None of it goes to members.

      What I was implying was that whenever a business gets the threatening letters from the BSA, the majority will check their software and if something is amiss they will immediately go and buy whatever licenses are needed. The BSA's members will view that as a few extra sales for the cost of sending the threating letters.

    3. Re:The BSA is just a trade body by eweiland · · Score: 1

      Right you are! I was just making the point that the BSA is HIGHLY motivated to aggressively go after violators.

  247. mod parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 insightful

  248. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  249. BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the real BSA apply for any legal protection for it's acronym?
    I mean the Boy Scouts of America of course...

    I know they aren't exactly in the same arena but still I see BSA and I think Boy Scouts, and I'm wondering what about the BSA is a scam?

  250. Re:clue MOD You UP instead. by cashisking · · Score: 1

    Why the heck is this flamebait? If you are going to bash microsoft, get a clue. A university with a Volume License could use ghost to set up every machine. An enterprise volume license does not have product activation. The original poster is clueless. Microsoft Select License, Enterprise Agreement (EA), & EA Subscription customers can use volume licensing media to re-image Microsoft software products licensed via a finished goods channel, primarily OEM and retail, with an identical version of the software.^M^MMicrosoft allows Select License, EA, and EA Subscription customers to use volume licensing media to re-image Microsoft software products licensed via a finished goods channel with an identical product without the need to purchase a volume license. --If we are going to fight microsoft, and win, we are going to have to learn the facts and act responsibly.--

  251. Re:A friend's solution to BSA, lawsuit threats, et by Ozan · · Score: 1

    He then sends one piece of information (a page, one liscence, etc) at a time, every hour on the hour, to said lawyer, to cause their clients legal bills to explode.

    So what, do you think a lawyer copes with every fax he receives imediately after reception? He much probably has a secretary who manages his correspondence.

  252. Dump your software, Switch to Open Source! by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Here's a simple fix. Abandon the use of all
    proprietary software and switch to Open Source.
    Linux, FreeBSD.. take your pick!

  253. Never Register Your Software by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thats one reason I dont register.. and *never* purchase under a MOLP type agreement plan..

    Its retail white boxes all the way, or OSS packages.

    They dont need to know who i am, what im using, or tell me that my software has expired..

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  254. Re:Ignore it, it's more like SPAM that a real lett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when my wife passed the bar.

    You have my deepest condolences.

  255. Receipts Vs Proof of purchace by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 1

    SERIAL NUMBERS AND CD'S ARE NOT PROOF OF PURCHASE. You MUST HAVE RECEIPTS!

    There are other forms of proof of purchace than a recipt!

    Unless you paid cash for the software (unlikely) you will have credit card / bank statements (they WILL keep records of all transactions) showing payment to XYZ software co. Cheque book stubs, tax records from when your busness claimed back the sales tax (VAT in the UK) on the purchaesd software etc etc.

    If they demand recipts that were lost years ago I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

    Besides, think of the BSA as being like baliffs (repo men). If you dont answer the door, they quickly give up and go someware else to another easier job. If you open the door and say "it wasnt me" they will know you are an easy target :-)

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  256. Boy Scouts... how could you? by Monofilament · · Score: 1

    All I saw when I first look at the headline was BSA and grace-period scam.. I thought to myself "Boy Scouts of America" how could you? You shouldn't even deal with technology, isn't that kind of opposite of the whole idea of camping and getting back to nature.

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  257. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, the onus is on Company X to prove that they have licenses for all the software they're using.

    Now, my knowledge of law is pretty scarce, but why is this the case? If someone accuses you of something, isn't the burden of proof on them?

  258. Re:Ignore it, it's more like SPAM that a real lett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We started getting these letters when my wife passed the bar.

    The first time is always the hardest. Good luck to her in her continuing battle with alcoholism.

  259. At least part of the process is bullshit... by DChristensen · · Score: 1

    I had signed up at some trade show where they made you fill out your name, address, company and title and other such identifying information. Although I'm usually pretty guarded about such information, I put down my real address, but put down the name of my one-person company, with me as the president of it. Some months later, I got a letter from the BSA saying that they had had an anonymous tipoff from someone in the company that we had some licensing problems with our software.

    A few problems:

    a) I'm the only person in the company, I sure as hell didn't tip them off on myself

    b) I run webhosting using Linux and do software development on Mac OS X with the free suite of Project Development tools from Apple. Um, there's no software for me to have stolen!

    Needless to say, I was furious, called the number on the letter, and told them to take me off their correspondence list. They took me off, no questions asked, and I haven't heard from them since.

    Not to say that there is no bite to their bark, but they don't always have a source like they say they do. The distribution of letters seems to be fairly random.

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  260. RICO by ddimas · · Score: 1

    Basicly this is a shakedown. Consult with a lawyer. You may have some recourse under the RICO (Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) law.

  261. Pursue the admin? Get real... by AlphaSys · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only thing they're chasing is the guy with the money.

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    1. Re:Pursue the admin? Get real... by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only thing they're chasing is the guy with the money.

      I guess it depends on what the primary objective of the BSA is. If their primary goal is to decrease corporate software piracy, then it makes just as much sense to pursue the admin in this particular case as to pursue the company.

      If the BSA exists solely to shakedown companies, then yeah, worms like this admin are their allies.

    2. Re:Pursue the admin? Get real... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The BSA exists to create publicity that proves that companies should not engage in piracy. To that end, they will persue the company rather than the admin, unless persuing the admin would generate more news coverage.

      They are also a shakedown racket, but their purpose is to generate PR.

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    3. Re:Pursue the admin? Get real... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      The BSA exists to create publicity that proves that companies should not engage in piracy. To that end, they will persue the company rather than the admin, unless persuing the admin would generate more news coverage.

      They are also a shakedown racket, but their purpose is to generate PR.


      Yeah, but here's the rub: most business owners are completely unaware that the BSA even exists. Sys admins are acutely aware.

      As much as I hate to say this, if the BSA truely wants to deter software piracy, they have to recognize that their target audience is the administrators first and the businesses second.

      If the BSA managed to get some jail time and/or stiff fines for the sys admins, themselves, there would be a lot less piracy going on.

  262. Here is what you do... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    Get some cardboard boxes and load all of your software and liscenses into them.

    Mail the items back to the manufacturer with a nice cover letter similar to this:


    Dear (name of your account manager),

    This is my official notification of cancellation of liscenses and business with (name of software company), as stated in your EULA (if you do not agree with the terms of this EULA, cease using software and return same to company...blah blah blah).

    Get bent.

    Sincerely,


    (Your Name)


    After that, load and use free software, and use the money you save to extend your business or pad the profit margin.

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  263. slightly offtopic but... by Overbyte · · Score: 1

    What happens if the music industry decides to put together one of these groups? Am I going to receive a letter requesting to see the receipts of all the CD's I purchased that have since been converted to MP3's?

    1. Re:slightly offtopic but... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Wel without a warrant, they can't do much at all.

  264. Notice this usually happens in Q1? by swb · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that this usually happens in Q1.

    Q1 is traditionally the slowest month in business spending, especially on IT and other capital or infrstructure projects, particularly in these trying economic times. Financial management wants to get some kind of projection on this year's recievables before they release a lot of overhead spending.

    Which means that software companies, which for several years running had been selling "updates" to their software at a huge clip are now facing major shortfalls in Q1 and Q2 due to a purchasing pattern that starts to resemble retail sales -- some spending Q2, better in Q3 & Q4, but little or none in Q1.

    So they get the BSA to send these letters out in January to help beef up Q1 numbers. It's an extortion racket, plain and simple.

  265. RE:gas station example (OT) by McFly777 · · Score: 1
    Holy cow! You mean if I drive up to a gas station and then drive away without actually buying anything I can be sued? I'm gonna have to watch myself in the future in that case.

    You might not get sued, but you centanly could be pulled over for "avoiding an intersection" (or something like that).

    It happened to my sister when she witnessed what she deemed to be a volitile arguement in a party store where she was going to ask for directions in a bad section of Detroit. She decided she really didn't feel like getting shot, and so kept driving, and was immediatly pulled over by an undercover cop and given a ticket.

    Very odd, given that plainclothes cops usually don't enforce traffic violations, as that kinda blows their cover.

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  266. LOL, you fucktard! - Re:Stole from them? by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 0
    The GPL doesn't give you shit. It's not worth the paper it's written on. I'm just waiting for the day someone tries to pursue this legally by suing someone for GPL violation. Any lawyer would laugh at this instead of taking the case. I'm being 100% serious.

    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! You are so fucking full of shit! The GPL *DOES* give you something. The GPL gives you the right to use the software any way you like, and the right to redistribute it and incorporate it into whatever you like, given you follow certain terms. Under copyright law, those are rights you don't normally have, the GPL gives you those rights. If you violate the terms of the GPL, then by distributing said GPL'ed software, you are comitting copyright violation.

    You must have some pseudo-religious belief that paying for software is inherently wrong.

    What the fuck? You do realize that people PAY for the Debian GNU/Linux distribution, don't you? You know, the GNU project made enough money to support itself by SELLING SOFTWARE for nearly a decade. You obviously don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.

    Jealous of billg's riches? Well, too bad, some people are good businessmen and some aren't -- just because you're not the richest man in the world doesn't mean you should whine about it and make up all sorts of bullshit lies about how paying for software is "extortion," etc.

    Again, WHAT THE FUCK? Most free software/open source advocates are not so blinded by money, are you are fuckin` asshole for making such accusations! Most of these people could make a lot more money working with proprietary software, often have been offered such, but they don't because they, get this, actually have principles they live by!

    And your previous "then you steal it" comment was total flaimbait. The poster never said anything remotely implying anything of the sort.

    Goddam, what a fuckin` asshole you are!

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  267. Re:Three words: Ball Guitar Strings by ddriver · · Score: 1

    Goodbye GHS.
    Hellooooo Ernie Ball!

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  268. One GPL violator comming up.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People don't get sued for GPL violations. They only get sued for Copyright violations. Once the GPL isn't worth sh*t (sh*t being what it's not worth once you violate it) you have no rights to distribute the associated GPL software that the DMCA doesn't otherwise give you. Once they show that you're distributing binaries of GPLed code, all they have to do is show that you're not making the source code available.

    The GPL doesn't give the owner of the software's copyright any rights that they wouldn't otherwise have under copyright law. They simply give the recipient protection from copyright prosecution, as long as (s)he follows certain rules.


    There is a huge credit card processing software company down in Florida... Southern Data-something or other, that has for a long time been distributing the GNU awk binary (compiled for Win32 on x86) as a component of their software distribution. There are no source code files provided nor is there a copy of the GPL text provided, in fact this outfit will deny that they use gawk as a component in their product if you ask them to their face.... but it's there on their CDROM, plain as day, blatantly present, not even botherd to hide it under another name.

  269. Buy M$, go to JAIL ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.airscanner.com/pubs/jail.pdf

    interesting read

  270. almost by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    I think Microsoft's "new licensing" is helping...

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  271. Re:clue MOD You UP instead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may be true *now*, but until just last spring MS tried to enforce the technicality that using Ghost (or whatever) to image x # of machines meant you had to purchase another Select license for each machine. Their thinking was that even though all your shiny new computers came with OEM Windows licenses, you must have used a serial number-less Select installation CD, therefore you had to (re-)purchase all your Windows licenses under a Select Agreement (or Enterprise agreement, if you drink enough of the MS Kool-Aid). When MS came out with their new licensing scheme in the fall of '01, AND tried to keep this insane technicality in place, enough businesses cried foul until MS backed down a bit.

    What really interests me is how MS plans to handle the fact that only about 30% of businesses have signed onto the new licensing scheme, and the rest are simply sitting on their Win2000 installed base and seeing how long they can make it last before the next upgrade. Or experimenting with Linux in the meantime. The battle is not over yet!

  272. Come on lawyers, help out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on lawyers in the slashdot audience, we need a few of you to act in the greater good (and your own self interest) and file a class action law suit against these people. Here's why:

    First, you will win. Consider this analogy: suppose you build a pre-fab shed in your backyard. In many places you would buy a kit from your local Home Depot, and maybe you even sent in a card that came with the kit to the manufacturer (they promised you a catalog or something). Now, in most urban places building codes would make running electricity to the shed without a permit illegal. Suppose then that the shed company sold its mailing list to local contractors and those contractors started sending out threatening letters like this one to purchasers. Letters like "Is your shed illegal? Is it up to code enforcement? You can hire us now to come audit your building or in 30 days or we may call city planning and you could face stiff fines.". If you received such a letter you would feel exactly like you feel after receiving this BSA letter: you have no idea what city codes are. You may very well call them to have them come "check out" your premises. Such a scam would be deceptive marketing and extortion.

    So lawyers, why don't you file a class action lawsuit on behalf of all those who have received this letter? Claim that at least half of that $70 million BSA made last year was fraudulent. You should do this for many reasons, among them:

    (1) It's a solid case. These people are sending out threatening letters to ordinary folks who may have just subscribed to a magazine.

    (2) You will get a percentage of the bounty. Even if you only get 20% of the $35M, it is well worth your time.

    (3) It will set a legal precedent that can be used to attack other extra-legal entities that are running similar extortion rackets (think RIAA and that punk silicon valley firm that crawls P2P networks). These other extra-legal entities may be on firmer legal ground, but if you can erode that ground in a case that is stronger then it will make shutting them down later easier.

    So come on lawyers, act in your own self interest and for the greater good.

    -AC

  273. doesn't the name say it all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BS Alliance...

    It sounds a bit like extortion to me though.

  274. Nonsense by endoboy · · Score: 1

    "Were my university to be audited, it would cost around $2,000,000 just to double check"

    Based on your statement that you have ~10k PC's, that comes to something like $200 per machine to check liscense status. Even making some pretty generous assumptions about your hourly rate, and assuming you've never heard of interns, I can't imaging getting anywhere even close to $200 per box...

    1. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about the administrative oversight to the entire project... i.e. those who don't really do anything but get paid more than anybody else. :-P

    2. Re:Nonsense by Kenneth · · Score: 1

      You don't just check the machines, (Of which there are not 10,000, that's users not machines). You have to physically go to each and every office in each and every department and make sure that there is no unlicened software on any box. Then you must correlate this with license slips, cd's and whatever else you may need to as per each individual license.

      That means that on a per seat licence you have that in order. If you're using a per user license things are different. If the licence allows for multiple copies, you have to check against how many copies there are.

      To make matters worse, each department would be in charge of keeping track of things seperatly, and it would be necessary to set up appoitments with someone in the department for each and every machine.

      Just to remove the Novell netware client from faculty machines (in preparation for dumping Novell) is proving to be a monumental task. It has taken months, just to correlate with everyone else.

      You seem to fail to understand that Universities like all large orginazations are Political entities. You just go down a row of machines and verify that everything on an nice neat little list is accounted for. You have to go all over a campus the size of a small town and deal with disorganized and non-existant records. You have to deal with people who will refuse to deal with 'interns', and people who will pitch complete fits because they won't be able to use the software they want to. You have people who will assume that because you knew about computers and that you were in the vecintiy of their office, you must have caused any problems that occur with their machine.

      $2,000,000 isn't that hard to believe at all. If everything were in something like a large cubicle farm, maybe, but it isn't it's scattered in over a hundered buildings over three towns.

      A University isn't your bedroom with a few computers in it. It's a huge organization that can be difficult to deal with.

      True the actual cost of just looking at each machine would be less than the $200 you mention, but the total cost, including diverting people from their regular jobs to look for the physical documents verifying the license. This all assumes that such things exist, and that they remember where they put it.

      Keep in mind that it also takes real effort to figure out what the agreement means. Just to determine if you are in violation of it.

      If you want just interns to do things, you won't get very far. The 'interns' would come from the student body. They would be poorly trained or untrained for such things. They would likely be working in a first job, and not particularly competent, and that even if they are, these are University Professors that they will often be dealing with. Now there are some good professors out there, but a huge number are arrogant asses who steadfastly refuse to listen to any student reguarding anything of that nature. I took an F in a class when I was a freshman because I corrected the professor (in a music class) in his confusion over the difference between a 3.5" floppy and a 'hard disk'.

      Maybe in a large company, the CEO could mandate compliance and things could get done more easily, but in a university, it isn't very likely.

      Why do you think this particular protection scheme has worked so well against schools in particular? Because of the looser way things are done.

      --
      There is a civil war coming in the United States. Remember which side has most of the guns
  275. Do not invite them in by Uggy · · Score: 1

    They are vampires. Do not invite them in. They have no power if you do not invite them in. Do not respond to them. Do not taunt them. Do not try to be clever.

    If they do not have an invitation to enter, they cannot collect evidence. If you do not respond to them, they do not have evidence that you have any software at all. For example, "Our 40 copies of MS Office and XP are licensed." gives them information about your business that they wouldn't otherwise have.

    So I repeat, don't talk, write, phone, or otherwise look, sneer, laugh, or taunt them. Just ignore them, their letters, and their demands.

    Quietly. And spread this around. You know the funny thing is that all of what I just said was common knowledge more than 5 years ago, but what I'm reading on Slashdot today seems to show me that people are actually responding to these letters. Tsk tsk.

    --
    Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.
  276. dream on by g4dget · · Score: 1
    Generally, the company is responsible for the actions of its employees. And given that, in this case, it is the company, not the individual, that benefitted, by saving licensing costs, it seems unlikely that that is going to fly. The presumption will be that the company somehow directed or forced the employee to do this (e.g., by requiring him to maintain the network and simply refusing to buy the licenses).

    The BSA is going to go where the money is, which is with the company.

  277. RICO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hit the BSA with a RICO counter-suit. That behavior is typical of an underworld protection racket.

  278. Charge them for the audit? by kavau · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A former colleague, who now runs his own financial software company, told me that a very similar thing happened to his company. He received a letter from Microsoft, basically saying that his company has to round up the original media and license forms for all the Microsoft products they are using.

    After consulting with his lawyer, he sent a reply to Microsoft along the following lines: "We would be very happy to assist you in this matter, but since your request would take up a considerable amount of time of our employees, we will have to charge you accordingly."

    Microsoft's reply to this was: "Oh, well, never mind..."

    Does anybody have similar experiences? It seems perfectly legitimate to charge for any such burden imposed by another company. I wonder if there's a profound legal basis, however.

  279. Don't you just love marketing? by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 2, Insightful


    This BSA business has been going on for awhile now, and is apparently proving very profitable to the BSA's member's. Here's a article from eWeek article that explains the tactics in a bit more detail.

    Possibly the most misleading and offensive part of this whole mess is the active solicitation by the BSA of "disgruntled" employees willing to rat out their employers. What is hardly mentioned is that, should the BSA claim to have evidence provided by such a source, they must first prove the validity of that source before any legal warrant can be issued. No law enforcement agency will raid a business, big or small, on the uncorroborated word of a suspect source (although, with Ashcroft, you never know). As a few of the posts above have noted, there have already been instances where companies have ratted out rivals in an apparent attempt to gain an business edge from the disruption (Sometimes, you have just gotta love capitalism). If this is in fact happening, I imagine the risks of retaliatory lawsuits by the victimized is sky high, and I'll be willing to bet the dollar amounts awarded to folks unjustly accused will far outweigh any gains the BSA would have made on a few unlicensed copies of Win98.

    Then, there's the extra expense of litigation. Whether necessary or not, businesses forced to litigate against the BSA will have no choice but to raise prices to cover the costs of both the case itself an the inevitable increase in insurance rates. Members of the BSA will also be faced with increases in legal spending, and this in turn will only serve to raise prices for their products. How can this be good for anyone?

    The thing that really burns me is that, by operating on the assumption that the mere threat of an audit is often enough to make smaller companies roll over on command, the BSA membership demonstrates a callous disregard for their customer base, and an apparent gleeful willingness to offend just about anyone as long as they get the cash. If this is their idea of an acceptable new business model, we are in deep trouble in the days/years to come - UCITA or not.

    --

    I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

  280. I got it also by squarefish · · Score: 1

    Yes their sending these out to businesses in IL and saying that there's a 45 day grace period that will end on feb 28th.
    They are sending these letters to all registered businesses in the state and I think they got the addresses and contact info from the state. The reason I think this is becuase I have a home based business and have always used a po box for all business mail- the state is one basically the place that would have had my home address related to my business because they require a physical address for sales tax licensing.

    About a week after receiving the bsa letter I got a very similar letter from microsoft mentioning the grace period and letting me know that if I need additional licenses I could get them for up to 20% off- then the fine print says that microsoft can't guarantee you any discount because you'll have to buy the additional licenses from one of their authorized resellers and that the resellers regulate the discounts they decide to give- so you may not really get one.

    this has really pissed me off- I immediately killed my last windoze box and put redhat on it- I had just bought my first mac a few months before and it's great- I'm shooting for a dual powermac in the next six months. because I'm in a home based business that doesn't operate normal business hours they would basically have to have a search warrant to look at my computers. I dare them! I spoke to a few people about this and from what i've heard a search warrant cannot be issued to a private company for something like this. I'm so mad!!!

    --
    Creationists are a lot like zombies. Slow, but powerful and numerous. And they all want to eat our brains.
  281. the BSA is a scam in general by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    The whole organization is one big scam, to extort people and pretend to be a law enforcement body.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  282. You guys also know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the BSA can cover any commercial Linux software too? i.e. if they don't provide it for free, at all, to the public, and only sell it for profit, if you have it installed illegally (i.e. you didn't pay for it), the BSA can come to you too, right?

    Sure, the BSA works more with MS, Apple, Oracle, Autodesk, etc, but it applies software-wide.

    Hell, I wonder how many companies out there have WinZip installed everywhere, and haven't paid for it - it's shareware, and it can still be hit by the BSA.

  283. Its pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They arent the government they cant do anything. Even if they sue you it will stay in the courts for years before anything is done and you honestly dont even need a lawyer (you as a not for profit should have one anyway). So ignore them.

  284. Yes Virginia, you have to understand the contract. by mythosaz · · Score: 1

    Many mortgage companies now require first-time home buyers to study for and take a test that proves they understand the details of their new home loan.

    Why, you ask? So that if push comes to shove, they can demonstrate that, because of your passing test score, that you understood the contract.

  285. Some rather hilarious radio propaganda . . . by Tzaquiel · · Score: 1
    . . . can be found here.

    Unfortunately, none of it is as good as their old "Son, I believe that's against the law !" shtick.

    Ouch ! What do you do ?

  286. Re:EULA consideration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iirc there's also written that should you not agree to the eula you shall return the product for refund

  287. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i don't know about you guys but where i come from, i don't think a document without a signature is legally binding. how can a EULA be legally binding if there is no signature?

  288. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by WNight · · Score: 1

    What a pathetic cop-out. Your system sucks ass and you try to defend it instead of fixing the holes.

    "Property [...] has no legal rights". Sure. But what dumbass system charges property? Oh yeah, the US system. Where your property can be charged with a drug offense and you have to prove your innocence to get it back. And where the police agencies that confiscate the property get to keep the funds from auctioning it off. That's really reasonable. How can you possibly claim this makes sense?

    And this double jeapordy crap is hilarious. You say you can't try someone twice for the same crime. What happened to OJ? Oh yeah, two court cases. They couldn't prove he killed his wife, yet he was found liable for killing her. That's moronic, yet it's a "Feature" of your system. You don't actually have to prove someone committed a crime to put them in prison, you sue them into debt and have everything they own confiscated, because the burden of proof is much lower in a civil case.

    There's a ton of double-talk bullshit in US law like this.

  289. self-audit == truce by McFly777 · · Score: 1
    Probably the first mistake was to admit to that missing Visio License. If it was only one item, why not go down to the local store, buy another copy of visio, uninstall, reinstall, etc. Later, if there were a non-self audit and the timing was questioned, simply claim "Jim-Bob needed Visio so we bought another copy. Just because it was around the time of our self-audit doens't change the fact that Jim-Bob needed more software."

    Note that this probably wouldn't work if the company were truly using a large number of illegal copies. "Gee, our complete office just decided that they need MS Word," probably wouldn't fly.

    Of course the receipt thing is just ridiculous. I am sure that I have a ton of software that I purchased and would have difficulty finding the receipt for (although it sounds like I shouldn't admit that). Even the IRS only requires you to keep records 7 years!

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    McFly777
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    "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -Marilyn Pittman
  290. I work at a memeber company of the BSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I am pretty sure that there is illegal stuff here. I wonder if they go after member companies for other member companies?

  291. Bingo! by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 1
    Finally somebody said it, thank you!

    Law enforcement is one of the most clearly defined aspects of the US legal system: it is the jurisdiction of the local police, the county sheriff's department, state police, US Marshals and the FBI. That's it (well, unless I've gone brain dead and am forgetting a few Departments of The Man).

    I do not recall seeing the BSA on COPS.

    Cheers,
    -- RLJ

  292. Heh... We got one... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    We got one of those too. I haven't been able to come up with a way to get them to waste their money actually auditing us, but I'm working on it. Except for the single windows machine and my Mac, all of our machines run either free software, or software we wrote ourselves. It would be fun to have them come in and waste their time.

  293. Re:A friend's solution to BSA, lawsuit threats, et by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the lawyer doesn't cope with every fax immediately and does not HAVE TO bill for each item based on the time that they are received, but they COULD claim that each item was processed immediately as it was received, thereby incurring a one-hour increment billing charge on the hour. Not likely, but you never know.

  294. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by Daemonik · · Score: 1
    There's a ton of double-talk bullshit in US law like this.
    There's a ton of double-talk bullshit in ANY legal system. Shakespeare penned the lines "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" for a reason.

    Your trite simplifications of the US legal system are worth less than the number of active brain cells that you possess, which I guarantee to be a single digit number.

  295. Re:Yes Virginia, you have to understand the contra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HA HA HA... HA HA F'in HA

    As a mortgage professional, I can assure you that you must have 2 things to take out a home loan:

    1) downpayment/credit
    2) pulse

    There is absolutely NO stipulation for understanding your contract. There are dozens of forms to be signed in triplicate in which you sign away rights you never knew you had... Even the folks that WANT to understand couldn't read through a Mortgage, a Note (yes, there is a difference), etc etc etc at closing. The best part is that you'll sign it anyway, since you want the house and had to move heaven and earth just to get to a point where you CAN read and disagree with your documents.

    If there is a dispute, too bad. Your mortgage company has a contract, you signed it, and any court would throw your suit out for wasting their time and tax-payers money.

    I'm sure education is an option and a VERY good idea, but there's nothing mandatory.

    Classes indeed...

  296. Confess, you unlicensed-Linux sinner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think my Linux/GPL software is unlicensed...

    So I better report it to the BSA.

    You should too.

    -Pniwckquemeister

  297. BSA Stories, Letters, and information by Tzaquiel · · Score: 1

    The InfoAnarchy Wiki has a BSA page up HREF="http://www.infoanarchy.org/wiki/wiki.pl?BSA" >here. Might be nice to get a repository of BSA monkeyshines going in one place.

  298. EULA successfully challenged in court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recently, a New York court threw out a clause in a popular software package's EULA. The offending portion prohibited publishing the results of benchmarks without the consent of the company.
    This was found to be a violation of free speech. However, I believe it has finally put in question the validity of all overbearing EULA's.

  299. This is most clear in a game. by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    For some reason, the first level in most games I've bought recently seems to be "You're playing a contract lawyer and you have to get through this bunch of clauses". Then later on you get guns and things and it gets more fun. The first level is boring but really easy, there's usually only two or three buttons to try.

  300. They count double by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    First they figure that half of the installed copies won't be paid for, so they sell their $100 software for $200 instead to make up the difference. Then they say "Oh my god half of the installed copies aren't paid for!" and calculate a 'loss' of $200 for each such copy. That's how they get these ridiculous figures.

  301. Re:What investigative powers/authority do they hav by WNight · · Score: 1

    God you're a simpleton. You're the jingoistic motherfucker beating his chest about how wonderful the USA is. The fact that other legal system have problems doesn't make yours any better. It's obvious that you bringing up other legal systems is a an evasion because you can't defend your own.

    US law is probably the worst of the first world countries. The DMCA, the UCITA, the never-ending copyright terms, the legalized bribery (oops, sorry, "donations"), the "property has no rights" crap. Take it like a man, your country of the free, isn't.

  302. Repeat after me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "FUCK the BSA!. They really don't have the right to suspend the 4th amendment, no matter what their stupid letter says. Wipe your ass with it, wrap it in dead fish, and send it back to them. To them to return once they have a fucking search warrrant. Fucking nazis.

  303. Real-world answer: Company's blind eye.... by rocca · · Score: 1

    ...here's the real-world answer.

    Company: We need to put xyz app on our computers

    Admin: We need Windows 2000 for that.

    Company: So don't you have a copy?

    Admin: We need licenses for them all.

    Company: Yeah, whatever, just get the computers updated. ...is probably more like it. Admin's don't generally just go around updating OS's for no reason and without management having any idea that they were updated. Even if the admin did update it without any management approval, dontcha think they might ask something along the lines of "who paid for this software?".

    Blame the company, not the admin.

    1. Re:Real-world answer: Company's blind eye.... by Qrlx · · Score: 1
      I think the problem in my particular circumstance is that the previous admin had a complete disregard for license compliance. It's like he simply didn't care or want to be bothered.

      Unfortunately the culture that this has left behind is one where everyone in the office thinks they can borrow CDs from the MSDN subscription and install whatever they like. Our road warriors all think they're entitled to MapPoint -- The CD is right there, and the last guy installed it for us. What's my problem??

      Here is a (paraphrased) transcript of a real email thread between myself and my boss from just this week.

      [me] Boss I need your approval to spend $400 on WebTrends Log Analyzer. We need it so we can track who's visitng the web site, etc.

      [boss] Hmmm do we really have to pay for that? We used to get printouts every month, and I don't remember having to buy any software.

      [me] Those were from Microsoft Site Server, which we don't have a license for

      [boss] OK go ahead and get WebTrends then.

      The company isn't trying to pirate software, they're all just license-ignorant. Our CFO clicks thru the EULAs and uses demo versions of software that explicity state they are for non-commercial use only. Aarrrrrrggh. His attitude is like "it was free" - becuase he downloaded it for free. Arrrrrrrgh.
  304. Law and Power... by h'biki · · Score: 1
    Many companies, institutions and organisations - BSA - claim to have legal power they do NOT actually have. They then use this psudeo authority to coerce persons who are unwilling to fight them into pursuing a certain course. Sometimes its caused by pure ignorance, sometimes its willful ignorance, and sometimes its just callous deceit.

    It happened to me when my faculty members at my Uni tried to claim that they (as in the faculty) owned copyright and any consequent profit in my media honours thesis. Fools didn't realise I was also a law student at the time too (still am, sadly). I spent time researching the situation, spoke to some media lawyers, and even found the University's OWN policy documents on the matter... and provided them with written proof that they were inarguably wrong. Somehow the staff didn't believe me. Or didn't want to belive me. My response was then "bill me". They never have and never will. Sadly, a year later they asked for money from a fellow student... who paid for it cause she was UNWILLING to fight them. "Oh, because they said its so it must be so".

    It happened with a friend on Austudy. Basically there was a fuck up and the government claimed he owned them money. When he talked to them about it and said they were wrong, the person was like 'no, you owe us the money, you can't fight us, that's the law'. He fought them and won.

    People in positions of power, or at least with appearance of power, will claim to have the law behind them to give them greater authority... and because citizens tend to view law as some great big evil other... when, in fact, the greatest thing about the common law tradition is that its the citizens' law. Chances are, they don't have ANY legal authority behind and just use the treat to silence disent.

    Frankly, I think legal studies should be a compulsory study at high schools. It'll never happen, because then citizens will actually know their legal rights.Can't have that happen.

  305. BSA Threat by TW+Burger · · Score: 1

    Consider these time wasting idiots another scam to rip you off. Ignore the letter. If they do contact you tell them that you will press charges for harassment. The BSA has no legal authority, anywhere. They can start a civil legal action on behalf of a member of the BSA if a complaint is made to them by a person who claims illegal copies of software are being used at a location. Otherwise they can pee up a tree. The BSA is seeming to be running a protection racket like the Better Business Bureau, another bunch of crooks.

  306. BSA Advertising on the radio. Rat out your company by acomj · · Score: 1

    The BSA have an ad on the radio in boston (on the clasiical music station no less). They have a fake interview with some BSA official.

    He said that most of their leads come from unhappy employees and unless your company has all happy employees, make sure you do a audit during the grace period. You could pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for each unlicensed title..kinda a threating ad actually.

    They also sent a co-worker a card with a flashing LED (It turned on when you opened the card.. Kinda neat actually). The card was basically telling him to rat out our company if they were using illegal software. Funny thing is we work in a Unix environment thats classified.. Not much commercial software there, and I know we pay dearly for the development tools we have. Plus the BSA couldn't get into the building legally so we wern't too woried. Nothing came of it.

  307. Civil Litigation in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Bzzt! Incorrect.

    You can file a civil case in the United States without any evidence whatsoever, alleging anything you like. Evidence comes much later in a civil case, through a process called "discovery"

    I could sue you tomorrow for turning the sky pink, for the cost of the $100 filing fee. Even better, in many states such as CA, the judge adjudicating the case does not even have the power to order me to pay your legal fees even when you win or he throws the case out. You'd have to sue me separately alleging malicious prosecution, and win your case.

    How do I know? One of our competitors filed a bogus lawsuit alleging we pirated their product from a demo CD they sent to a prospective client who signed up with us instead - they use NT/ASP, we run Java/Linux. Their product is a joke, ours is 10x better.

    It may sound laughable to a techie, but thus far in 11 months we have racked up $0.5m in legal fees, mostly paid by our corporate liability insurance, and we have still yet to get to the point where the actual facts become relevant (e.g. there was never a CD in the first place) and we can file a motion to have the judge dismiss the case.

    It's a business harassment tactic, and it's working.

    This is the USA, where deep pockets have much more influence on "justice" than the truth. Wake up and smell the Starbucks(TM).

  308. Re:A friend's solution to BSA, lawsuit threats, et by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    There's another organization similar to the BSA (ISA? Not sure) that DOES use a an outside lawyer. However, the lawyer might be paid a percentage only, and that out of the percentage the ISA gets. In that case you wouldn't be doing much harm.

    Not sure whether the BSA legal team is strictly in-house or not. As a pseudo-tech company they probably get many publications for the pointy-haired boss audience, and have followed the advice to outsource everything but the outsourcing department.