I thought that if an ant pushed a stone up, it would keep going until it hit another stone, which would receive the first's momentum, absorb a little bit and pass it on, making all of the tunnels above what you just dug collapse upward.
You realise this means the aliens have been trying for years to communicate with us through Slashdot......but have been stopped by the lameness filters.
Ok, I don't have a meaningful (or even amusingly meaningless) Soviet Russia post for this one. This is because there isn't a useful subject to reverse with the object - the story isn't about an event or a fact, but instead just a scalping of someone else "covering" something (in this case, something so useless and mundane on the net that it shouldn't have gone past their own edge router).
In fact, this is true more often than not lately - stories here aren't actually about anything. Now I grant you that this site was always merely a blog and blogs are mainly about MLP, but there really seems to be less and less to actually talk about, even as the number of comment posts steadily rises. Can you blame people for trolling?
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YOU refactor your unit for Lorena Bobbitsky!!!
non-trollable stories dislike YOU!!!
THIS doesn't have the slightest idea what YOU'RE about!!!
Mod points eat up troll posts!!!
Vague pronouncements of social control are always five years away.
On second thought, this one's too easy.
Party owns your media!!!
Also your digits.
Dammit. I'm never going to get my karma back to "Terrible".
We were waaaaay ahead of YOU on this.
Starcraft with even stupider unit behaviour. Now there's an appealing thought.
Roads monitor YOU!!!
I thought that if an ant pushed a stone up, it would keep going until it hit another stone, which would receive the first's momentum, absorb a little bit and pass it on, making all of the tunnels above what you just dug collapse upward.
No, you're thinking of Sisyphus.
YOU all look like ants!!!
You realise this means the aliens have been trying for years to communicate with us through Slashdot... ...but have been stopped by the lameness filters.
crop circle artists probe YOU!!!
Ok, I don't have a meaningful (or even amusingly meaningless) Soviet Russia post for this one. This is because there isn't a useful subject to reverse with the object - the story isn't about an event or a fact, but instead just a scalping of someone else "covering" something (in this case, something so useless and mundane on the net that it shouldn't have gone past their own edge router).
In fact, this is true more often than not lately - stories here aren't actually about anything. Now I grant you that this site was always merely a blog and blogs are mainly about MLP, but there really seems to be less and less to actually talk about, even as the number of comment posts steadily rises. Can you blame people for trolling?
What say you?
We had "personal" subs in SF Bay looooong time ago. Also occasional "instant water converted" MiG (oops!).
The future was NOW!!! Er, THEN!!!
(Also, prognosticating economists were sent to the gulag...as is only right)
well, okay, we mostly didn't have anime.
But if we had, the giant tentacled robotic aliens would have violated YOU!!!
wireless phones run a story about the Washington Post!!!
technology takes high-res pictures of YOU!!!
space agency clamps down on reports of YOU!!!
Pravda deep-links into YOU!!!
historic observatories destroy fires!!!
port 25 packets block egress of YOU!!!