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  1. Easy! on Surviving Tornadoes · · Score: 1
    Duck and cover.

    Works for nukes, too.

  2. Re:Shorthand programming on Summary of JDK1.5 Language Changes · · Score: 1
    Not quite as bad as

    #define ONE 0
    #define ZERO 1

    which allegedly has been seen in the wild.

  3. Re:R-Type on Xbox Hacking Book Prepares to Fly Off Shelves · · Score: 1

    Ummm ... I was being sarcastic, you know, imitating a typical ricer owner.

  4. Re:R-Type on Xbox Hacking Book Prepares to Fly Off Shelves · · Score: 1
    $6,000 worth of R-Type stickers

    It's a Type-R ... and don't touch my paint job, asswipe.

  5. Re:here is an example. on Widescreen (Finally) Winning · · Score: 1

    I'm not the only one!!! (Who has the hots for Adrienne Barbeau)

  6. What?? on TiVo Basic · · Score: 5, Funny
    12 posts and no

    1. Give away free subscription
    2. ????
    3. Profit!!

    joke yet? This place is going to the dogs ...

  7. Obligatory quote on Why Open Source Doesn't Interoperate · · Score: 1

    The great thing about standards is that there are so many of them.

  8. No Respect ... on GnomeDex 3.0 · · Score: 1

    The third bullet point on the Gnomedex home page is Why Des Moines?.

  9. The real bottom layer ... on GPL and Leased Software? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    in the "cultural strata" of software users - those who use Bonzi Buddy.

  10. Sorry, but ... on Model Train Control Using Your PDA · · Score: 3, Funny

    this won't be cool until you can use a Palm to make 2 model trains collide and explode like in the Addams Family.

  11. RMS Defends Spam! on Brad Templeton On Spam's Silver Anniversary · · Score: 1, Troll
    He even wants to be spammed by online dating services!

    Please insert your own "GNU/Spam" joke here.

  12. What I want to know ... on "Super-DMCA" Bills In Tennessee and Arkansas · · Score: 4, Funny

    is this the most links ever in a Slashdot article? We should give amnesty to everyone who comments without R'ing The F'ing A's.

  13. Best advice from article ... on Are Rebates Scandalous? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Assume you won't receive the rebate when deciding whether to buy a product (just assume you'll pay full price), and then if you get the rebate, consider it a bonus.

  14. Does it cover ... on Essential System Administration, 3rd Edition · · Score: 1
    the one tip that is the sum of all my sysadmin knowledge?

    Never unalias rm

    Learned that one the hard way ...

  15. I'm baffled ... on Pew Internet Project Study on Internet Non-Users · · Score: 4, Funny

    At the rate of growth that existed in the late '90s, I expected 2,718,281% of the population of the United States to be Internet users by now. What happened?

  16. Re:Missing Flame for Dog Brain. on Former DoubleClick Exec Named Privacy Czar · · Score: 1
    Ummm ... I did read the article, but I removed my ideological blinders first.

    "If you RTFA you will conclude that the tripple named lady is a pretty face for a nasty company."

    Sorry, but I don't accept that reading a factual article means that I have to agree with your interpretation.

  17. Re:No, she sounds like a great choice. on Former DoubleClick Exec Named Privacy Czar · · Score: 1

    Ooops, I should have modified my previous comment to "You forgot to flame the submitter, chrisd, and all the other commenters for not bothering to RTFA."

  18. Re:No, she sounds like a great choice. on Former DoubleClick Exec Named Privacy Czar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks for a voice of sanity. But you forgot to flame the submitter and and chrisd for not bothering to RTFA.

  19. Re:GW Strong Arm Tactics on Games Workshop Tries to Crack Down on Internet Sales · · Score: 1

    I first parsed your comment title with the word "Bush" inserted after GW. Fooled again by stochastic predictive human look-ahead!

  20. OOP Spaghetti ... on The Post-OOP Paradigm · · Score: 3, Funny

    not to be confused with this flavor of spaghetti.

  21. Please insert ... on Java for the Gameboy Advance · · Score: 3, Funny

    standard joke about how, judging by the Web sites response time, they must be running their Tomcat servlet engine as a midlet on one of their JAMiD cartridges.

  22. In related news ... on XML Support In Office 2003 Isn't For Everyone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft announced that only the Enterprise and Professional versions of Office 2003 would support the feature of saving files to industry-standard media such as IDE and SCSI hard disks. The Standard version of Office 2003 will allow the user to save document files only to Microsoft Zippo (TM), a new proprietary USB-based external removable media device. "We believe this is an innovative way to provide extra value to our customers." said Microsoft spokesman Hugh Jass.

  23. Shouldn't that "bulky rig" ... on Professional-Grade Audio Recording With A PDA · · Score: 3, Funny

    have an "I'm bootlegging this concert" sign attached instead?

  24. Re:First time I ever ... on HP Calcs Live On Under PalmOS · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it meant
    Minesweeper Champion and Solitaire Expert.
    Oh well, back to vo-tech school for me.

  25. First time I ever ... on HP Calcs Live On Under PalmOS · · Score: 2, Funny

    played Minesweeper was on a 48SX. Now I'm an MCSE.