I think I put mine in the washer, and it's not blocking out Corporation's evil satellite beams.
I'm already starting to believe that aliens DON'T exist!
THE SAME REPUBLICAN CONGRESS THAT THE DEMOCRATS CONTROLLED THE SENATE? YOU FUCKING MORON FLAMEBAITER. BITCH.
AND I WILL USE ALL THE CAPS, MR. SLASHDOT GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. I ENJOY CAPS, I AM YELLING. PLEASE;
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Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
Aborted? I furthermore have a complaint with this. Isn't it odd that we are at war about this?
Oh fuck. That's still not enough? How about this?
Sure. But it had nothing to do with the fact that a majority of the RIAA/MPAA sponsored senators are democrats? Or that the Senate was a majority Democrat while it was going on? Sure.
They're both fucking money grubbers, wise up you fucking party pawn.
What the fuck is this, the fat knights of the Online Republic?
Who the hell do you think you're going to convince to change a law? A few dozen letters from people in their constituency, and a few hundred online-things. Nobody's gonna listen. Your suggestions won't make money for anybody.
Not only have you cowardly used an anonymous moniker, you have soiled the good nature of first posting as well. What once was a prize so rich any nation's leader would be proud to obtain, you, and the rest of your pitiful accompli, have tarnished it into being nothing but a shotgun approach to a now worthless goal.
Furthermore, you were the fourth post. That's horrific. Horrendous. Horrible. Dispicable. Downright dastardly. Dubious. And above all, impotent. That is right, you can't get a woody.
Please rid the world of these pathetic first-post FAILURES.
What a stupid name you have. Crash42. And a pretty low UserID too. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking idiot, you would have less of a problem getting a first post.
You should be sorry you lousy, flea-ridden sack of crap. Your sap on Slashdot system resources only makes the cost of internet soar for all other users. Your selfish actions this day are reprehensible in the eyes of many, and anybody who agrees will, quickly, add this fool to their list of foes.
This is how you don't fail things, suckers
, without any further distractions, Alomar is gearing up for what he hopes will be a bounce back season. He said he's thrilled at the prospect of playing with newly signed shortstop Rey Sanchez and that the idea of having a set spot in the batting order is something he relishes. What seemed to spark him the most, however, was the fact the Mets would play four games against Montreal in his native Puerto Rico in April.
"I'm looking forward to playing in Puerto Rico," Alomar said. "It's an opportunity I never thought
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I was going to have, playing in Puerto Rico in a big league uniform. That is a blessing to have the chance for my fans, my family and all the young guys that never had a chance to see me in the States play. It's like a dream come true. I'm excited. The people of Puerto Rico are excited. It's good for baseball and it's good for Puerto Rico."
After readnig the parent of this post, moderators decided they do need to get laid, so they modded the parent of this parent down. Hooray for moderators!
You have to understand something. I have a personal distaste for anything you say, as you have failed it miserably. You're so pathetic, it's not even funny.
Diagnosis: You were not the first poster. However, more importantly to this topic, you were not the first person who mentioned it was a dupe. Why you were modded up to 4, I shall never know, however the modders will never get laid. You will never get laid, either.
However, it might be due to the fact that everybody hates you, and you're leeching your companies time trying to get a decent post on a pathetic site, while wasting your employers precious money (yet you all claim to be libertarian); and again, you will never get laid.
Any employer worth his salt would fire slashdotters on the spot. Overclock that.
You have to understand something. I have a personal distaste for anything you say, as you have failed it miserably. You're so pathetic, it's not even funny.
Diagnosis: You were probably too busy swapping music to get the first post. Perhaps if you weren't such an ignorant dumbass, you would have gotten the first post, and been enshrined in the first-posters club. You will never get laid, either.
However, it might be due to the fact that your whole substring is sharing an unequal amount of bandwidth. You're a leech, and again, you will never get laid.
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I think I put mine in the washer, and it's not blocking out Corporation's evil satellite beams. I'm already starting to believe that aliens DON'T exist!
MORON
THE SAME REPUBLICAN CONGRESS THAT THE DEMOCRATS CONTROLLED THE SENATE? YOU FUCKING MORON FLAMEBAITER. BITCH. AND I WILL USE ALL THE CAPS, MR. SLASHDOT GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. I ENJOY CAPS, I AM YELLING. PLEASE; Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Aborted? I furthermore have a complaint with this. Isn't it odd that we are at war about this? Oh fuck. That's still not enough? How about this?
Sure. But it had nothing to do with the fact that a majority of the RIAA/MPAA sponsored senators are democrats? Or that the Senate was a majority Democrat while it was going on? Sure.
They're both fucking money grubbers, wise up you fucking party pawn.
What the fuck is this, the fat knights of the Online Republic?
Who the hell do you think you're going to convince to change a law? A few dozen letters from people in their constituency, and a few hundred online-things. Nobody's gonna listen. Your suggestions won't make money for anybody.
Just give up.
Not only have you cowardly used an anonymous moniker, you have soiled the good nature of first posting as well. What once was a prize so rich any nation's leader would be proud to obtain, you, and the rest of your pitiful accompli, have tarnished it into being nothing but a shotgun approach to a now worthless goal.
Furthermore, you were the fourth post. That's horrific. Horrendous. Horrible. Dispicable. Downright dastardly. Dubious. And above all, impotent. That is right, you can't get a woody.
Please rid the world of these pathetic first-post FAILURES.
What a stupid name you have. Crash42. And a pretty low UserID too. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking idiot, you would have less of a problem getting a first post.
You should be sorry you lousy, flea-ridden sack of crap. Your sap on Slashdot system resources only makes the cost of internet soar for all other users. Your selfish actions this day are reprehensible in the eyes of many, and anybody who agrees will, quickly, add this fool to their list of foes.
YOU INFIDEL.
This is how you don't fail things, suckers , without any further distractions, Alomar is gearing up for what he hopes will be a bounce back season. He said he's thrilled at the prospect of playing with newly signed shortstop Rey Sanchez and that the idea of having a set spot in the batting order is something he relishes. What seemed to spark him the most, however, was the fact the Mets would play four games against Montreal in his native Puerto Rico in April. "I'm looking forward to playing in Puerto Rico," Alomar said. "It's an opportunity I never thought FIRST POST! I was going to have, playing in Puerto Rico in a big league uniform. That is a blessing to have the chance for my fans, my family and all the young guys that never had a chance to see me in the States play. It's like a dream come true. I'm excited. The people of Puerto Rico are excited. It's good for baseball and it's good for Puerto Rico."
After readnig the parent of this post, moderators decided they do need to get laid, so they modded the parent of this parent down. Hooray for moderators!
You have to understand something. I have a personal distaste for anything you say, as you have failed it miserably. You're so pathetic, it's not even funny.
Diagnosis: You were not the first poster. However, more importantly to this topic, you were not the first person who mentioned it was a dupe. Why you were modded up to 4, I shall never know, however the modders will never get laid. You will never get laid, either.
However, it might be due to the fact that everybody hates you, and you're leeching your companies time trying to get a decent post on a pathetic site, while wasting your employers precious money (yet you all claim to be libertarian); and again, you will never get laid.
Any employer worth his salt would fire slashdotters on the spot. Overclock that.
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You have to understand something. I have a personal distaste for anything you say, as you have failed it miserably. You're so pathetic, it's not even funny.
Diagnosis: You were probably too busy swapping music to get the first post. Perhaps if you weren't such an ignorant dumbass, you would have gotten the first post, and been enshrined in the first-posters club. You will never get laid, either.
However, it might be due to the fact that your whole substring is sharing an unequal amount of bandwidth. You're a leech, and again, you will never get laid.
Join the YOU FAIL IT!! FAN CLUB TO-DAY!!!
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