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  1. Re:This can't possibly surprise anyone on Viiv Falls Flat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People seem to forget that all Viiv is is DRM. It it nothing more. Nothing new. Just a new face on an ugly idea.

  2. DUHHH on Open-Source or FIPS-Validated Disk Encryption? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Put a Truecrypt volume inside of a FIPS one.
    - mboverload

  3. What I do on Most Search Engine Users Stop at Page 3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's not on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist.

  4. Re:What??? never heard of DSL then? on Negroponte says Linux too 'Fat' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ignorant doesn't imply an insult.

    I am ignorant about a car's fuel system. That's just a fact.

  5. Re:But... on Mac Security Alarm System · · Score: 1

    No, I was refering to the thosands of PC configurations out there. Even then each of the motion sensors would probably need a different driver and all that crap.

    Anyway, my next laptop is going to be a MacBook with XP on it =)

  6. Re:But... on Mac Security Alarm System · · Score: 1

    Windows hardware is much too diverse for anything like this to ever happen.

  7. Lots on What Do You Look For In Screenshots? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    When it comes to software, screenshots are one of the best tools to get an idea of the software's quality before you even download it.

    Poor interfaces (esp if they do not follow the windows theme or use stupid eye candy) are a complete turn off to me and usually a GOOD indicator of the program's end value. I want LOTS of screenshots showing me each of the features. Perhaps a few screenshots in the actual review, and a link to a gallery with thumbnails of each of the shots and a link to a full resolution version.

    At least for me, I like to see the whole screen in at least one of the shots. I'm not sure why, but it seems to convey some kind of honesty to me.

    See the MythTV site to see a good idea of how screenshots can help someone evaluate a product

  8. Re:For all you DRM neysayers on The State of Digital Music in 2006 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Until the music industry releases something OTHER than a crap 128kps file that sounds like my neighbors 12 year old daughter made it with her own MP3 encoder she made in middle school C++ class, I'll be copying my music from CD and the internet.

    The music industry hates consumers. DRM, "copy protection" virus/malware, etc.

  9. Re:Google Romance on Wikipedia Covers April Fool's Hoaxes · · Score: 1

    4. Really? It's that simple?
    Well, you know how when you do a regular Google web search, you get back uncannily accurate search results?

    5. Usually. But sometimes they're a little off.
    Yeah, that's why our early testers thought that Soulmate Search's "Did you really mean...?" feature came in very handy.

    6. What is Contextual Dating?
    It's a free date plus the added accrued value of the past decade's worth of post-Industrial Age online marketing genius, all tied into a real-time, video-based, GPS-tracked, psychographically astute and environmentally pervasive promotional system.

    7. Come again?
    You see ads that might make your date better.

    8. Such as?
    Flowers. Music. Personal advice. E-greetings. Later on, depending on how our long-term opt-out natural-language-based monitoring system thinks things are going, personalized thank you notes, romantic getaway offers, various intimate pharmaceutical come-ons, engagement and bridal wear catalogs - you know the drill.

    9. What if I don't want to see contextual dating ads?
    Don't use the product.

    10. What do you mean when you say Google Romance is a beta product?
    What do you mean when you ask us what we mean when we say Google Romance is a beta product? It is what is it, okay? It's new, it's probably still buggy, which is to say that yes, by using this product now you conceivably are setting yourself up for a disastrous outcome - but on the other hand, you might also be on the verge of thrilling to an experience that will transform your very existence and only could have come about because you took this step, right here, right now. You're online; take a chance. We may never pass this way again. Carpe diem. The world could, like, end tomorrow, you know? Gather ye rosebuds while

  10. Google Romance on Wikipedia Covers April Fool's Hoaxes · · Score: 1

    3. What is Soulmate Search?
    Here on the Google Romance team, we follow the philosophy "Don't be medieval," so we brought only the latest psychographic and search algorithms to bear on the problem of hooking up our users. First you fill out an extensive personal profile carefully designed by a team of both married and single Google engineers for the express purpose of gathering and analyzing romantic information. Then you fill out an equally obscure and elaborate profile describing various attributes of the person with whom you wish to spend the rest of your life and click 'Search Romance.' It's that simple.

  11. Wow on BBC Site Used as IE Attack Lure · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow, saying a link is something that it's not to lure victims! What a novel idea!

    *chokes*

  12. Re:so... on Quasars Used for Encryption · · Score: 1

    > RTFAA they use them to extract random data(noise).Good for one-time pads.

    No, not good for "onetime pads". Since BOTH parties have to get the exact same signal, it can not include random noise. If it does not include random noise, then anyone can record the quasars and see what fits.

    Even then, I'm sure using simple geometry and an ultra-precise laster rangefinder anyone could figure out where the dish is pointed.

  13. Re:so... on Quasars Used for Encryption · · Score: 0, Redundant
    This is such a stupid idea I can't even begin to express my shock.

    Yeah, lets get our onetime pad data from a source that anyone can record! I mean...jesus christ.

  14. Re:Square or Cubic? on Holographic Storage Crams in 0.5TB Per Square Inch · · Score: 1

    > Erm... doesn't Holographic imply three dimensions? Wouldn't it be cubic inch?

    It's in "thre dimensions" but it is on the surface of a platter, just like the hard drives of today. We aren't talking a "cube" of storage.

  15. In related news on Holographic Storage Crams in 0.5TB Per Square Inch · · Score: 1, Funny
    Prior to joining InPhase Technologies, I set up a meeting on or about November 11, 2004 with Seagates's CEO Bill Watkins to discuss my planned departure....At some point in the conversation Mr. Watkins said: "Just tell me it's not InPhase Technologies." I told him it was InPhase Technologies.

    At that point, Mr. Watkins picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Watkins then said: "Fucking Nelson Diaz (President and CEO of InPhase Technologies) is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill InPhase Technologies." ....

    Thereafter, Mr. Watkins resumed trying to persuade me to stay....Among other things, Mr. Watkins told me that "InPhase Technologies not a real company. It's a house of cards."

  16. BUT on Holographic Storage Crams in 0.5TB Per Square Inch · · Score: 4, Funny

    can it hold my pr0n collection?

  17. Re:I'm the only GNU/Linux user in the office on Why Windows is Slow · · Score: 1

    Sorry to break it to you, but spyware doesn't install itself.

  18. Re:I'm the only GNU/Linux user in the office on Why Windows is Slow · · Score: 1

    It is MORE than possible to run a Windows machine without ever getting a virus or spyware.

  19. Re:Warn Iceland! on Iceland To Drill Hole Into Volcano · · Score: 1

    *hits Rick*

  20. Re:If it works now on Windows to Linux Migration - File Server Security? · · Score: 1

    A properly secured Windows box is more secure than you think.

    You just need the correct setup and firewall.

  21. Re:Has anyone... on Al-Qaeda Hacker Caught · · Score: 1

    He sound more like the punks on the various message boards I visit than some terrorist.

    He's just some lamer who wanted the attention and a place to get porn.

  22. DON'T SKIP on Elder Scrolls Panorama Shots · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The second fullscreen pano is simply amazing. I'd buy a plasma and put it in my window to see these shots.

  23. If it works now on Windows to Linux Migration - File Server Security? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it works, why are you migrating? If it aint broke, don't fix it.

  24. Re:Nice ad on Everglide s-500 Headphone Review · · Score: 2
    > In fact, they are a product of new technological advances, such as the world's first bio-cellulose membrane used to supply instantaneous audio response in the speaker driver. This membrane is said to be by the company, faster than most conventional speaker drivers found in traditional headphones, making the Everglide s-500 optimized for millisecond feedback to provide optimum gaming audio response. Together with the improved speaker driver, the Everglide s-500 also supplies the user with pinpoint precision from where the sound is coming, being accurate to the pixel from where a footstep or a gunshot is coming. The very large circumaural leather muff apart from making the headset comfortable to wear for long hours, has also the feature of reducing surrounding ambient noise to a minimum (very helpful if used in large events such as LAN-Parties ).

    Wow, a bio-cellulose membrane! It's faster at making sound!

    I need to hit somebody. This is just a rewording of the product page on the Everglide store.

  25. Re:Gimme, Gimme, Gimme on FOSS and Disabled Communities Out of Touch · · Score: 1
    If somebody wants to put forth the effort then great but honestly why don't we concentrate on getting the documentation so that a reasonably intelligent non disabled person can use it first. Then we can worry about the blind.

    /me bows down