Mod parent and grandparent and great-grandparent up.
Also, mod parents children up.
Also, mod great-great-grandparents great-great-granddaughters up.
Also, say up unto them verily, that the mod of the parent will be cast down the generations to be a mod on the children, and on the children's children, and on the children's children's chilluns.
And also, mod up the nephews of the parents of the sibilings of the grandparent for though they be trolls or flaimbait, they are righteous in the eyes of the moderators.
And thou shalt visit the mods onto the descendents on through the generations, for I, your Mod, have smote upon thee a mod pestilence that shalt not be lifted until the second coming of the JonKats.
Hate a language because of bad ways it can be used? You must hate C, too. It's possible to write crap in just about any language. If it's not possible, the language is probably broken from expressiveness and flexibility perspectives.
# this program assesses the hilarity content of # slashdot posts - reads from stdin or arguments
$moron_detected = 0;
while ($inputline = <>) { if ($inputline =~/leonbrooks/) { $moron_detected = 1; last; } }
if ($moron_detected) { print "warning: post by or concerning 'leonbrooks' detected - post is probably not funny\n"; } else { print "possibly funny post detected\n"; }
Oh we all understand it - a sad attempt at an "insiders" joke. Douglas Adams references just aren't that fucking funny. They usually fall in the "obvious" category. Get over yourself.
What the hell does choosing a lightweight window manager have to do with how fast you can browse the web or how fast the browsing experience is? Stupid fucking coward.
OMG ROTFLMAO!! You so funny witty slashdot poster!!! Do you have any other beat-into-the-ground jokes for us?
You: Take my wife, please! Us: OMG - you so funny!!!!
You: White people can't dance!!
Us: HAHAHAHAHAH!! So True and funny!
You: Nerds don't get dates!!!
Us: HA ha - funny and true! And sad:(
You: What do you call 32 lawyers at bottom of ocean? ANS: A good start!!
Us: ROTFL!!! Stop - you slay us with wit!!!
You: Imagine BEOWULF cluster!
Us: Thank you sir may I have another?
You: Why do they have braille at drive up ATM? HMMM? Think about it please.
Us: OMFG!!! That is so strange - because blind people don't drive!!! HAHHAHAHHAH.
GENTOO!!! W00t!! D000d. Im so glad you brough up Gentooo - you beet me to the post. Gentoo roxors on my system. You get super fast KDE and GNOMe proggies 4 free with gentoo. I used to run RedHat until someone told me they were the M$ of Lunix, then I switched over took Mandrake. But I heard that Mandrake was French and Anti-American (OB GOD Bless AMERIKA!!!!). So I was in the market for a new distro. I heard BSD was l33t, but I couldNT find it on the Lunix distro page, so last week I decided to try GENTOOOO. My boxen isn't to fasten, but its nothting to scoff at eiter: Intel Celeron 233000000 HZ, 64MB ECC RAM, 2x CDROM, 40Gb disks, dual floppies, 14inch EGA monitor, not the best but I got a killer deal on it from the CompUSA (USA #1 BEOTCHES!!!!). So I installed Gentoo UNiX with all the oppies: -fomit-slow-instructions, -O9999, -PICK, --funroll-all-da-loopies. Just got done w/ the comp, and I must say, this boxen just screems. KDE is super fast with this set up.
Just wante d to give my pr0pz to gentoo and say all other linux == sux. GENTOOOOOO!!
What is it with all these people that start their messages with "Ahem"? My guess is that the stupid wankers are spelling out that throaty sound people often make when interjecting their verbal comments into a discussion. Hello, idiot? You don't need to interject into this here web BLOG because we're already paying attention to your inane words when we read "ahem". It makes no sense, I tell you. It's like that post I read on on slasdot the other day which included the words "quote unquote" written out in addition to using quote marks.
Do you people talk out loud when posting to slashdot? What's next, transcribed hand gestures and facial tics?
Slashdot Mirror
Thx
Sig Cop
My gift to you:
<p>, <p>, <p>, <p>, <p>, <p>, <p>, <p>, <p>
Use them liberally, if you need more, just ask.
Mod parent and grandparent and great-grandparent up.
Also, mod parents children up.
Also, mod great-great-grandparents great-great-granddaughters up.
Also, say up unto them verily, that the mod of the parent will be cast down the generations to be a mod on the children, and on the children's children, and on the children's children's chilluns.
And also, mod up the nephews of the parents of the sibilings of the grandparent for though they be trolls or flaimbait, they are righteous in the eyes of the moderators.
And thou shalt visit the mods onto the descendents on through the generations, for I, your Mod, have smote upon thee a mod pestilence that shalt not be lifted until the second coming of the JonKats.
Thanks be to Mod, Amen
Self-referential sigs are passe.
Fuck you CheeseMonkey!!
Translation: "When I lash out at 'liberals', I post as an Anonymous Coward because I have no balls, spine, nor, noodles."
#!/bin/perl
/leonbrooks/)
# this program assesses the hilarity content of
# slashdot posts - reads from stdin or arguments
$moron_detected = 0;
while ($inputline = <>)
{
if ($inputline =~
{
$moron_detected = 1;
last;
}
}
if ($moron_detected)
{
print "warning: post by or concerning 'leonbrooks' detected - post is probably not funny\n";
}
else
{
print "possibly funny post detected\n";
}
Oh we all understand it - a sad attempt at an "insiders" joke. Douglas Adams references just aren't that fucking funny. They usually fall in the "obvious" category. Get over yourself.
What the hell does choosing a lightweight window manager have to do with how fast you can browse the web or how fast the browsing experience is? Stupid fucking coward.
NT
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Please put this in your sig if you think fussman (607784) should change his gay sig.
Follow-up question: if McDonalds served French-Fries that were 300 degrees F, would that be OK? We all know french fries are hot, after all.
Mark junk mail "Return to sender" or send trash in the Postage Paid return envelopes.
Yeah, CLR/C#/NET is cross platoform - works on win98, win2k, winMe, AND winXP!!! All on intel!!! You make me laugh.
You are a dork. Satisfied?
You're right. RMS is alive, for one thing.
Don't you mean Freedom Wine?
LOL - You kill all of us.
You: Take my wife, please!
Us: OMG - you so funny!!!!
You: White people can't dance!!
Us: HAHAHAHAHAH!! So True and funny!
You: Nerds don't get dates!!! :(
Us: HA ha - funny and true! And sad
You: What do you call 32 lawyers at bottom of ocean? ANS: A good start!!
Us: ROTFL!!! Stop - you slay us with wit!!!
You: Imagine BEOWULF cluster!
Us: Thank you sir may I have another?
You: Why do they have braille at drive up ATM? HMMM? Think about it please.
Us: OMFG!!! That is so strange - because blind people don't drive!!! HAHHAHAHHAH.
You: Knock Knock
Us: PLEASE DIE
Just wante d to give my pr0pz to gentoo and say all other linux == sux. GENTOOOOOO!!
Do you people talk out loud when posting to slashdot? What's next, transcribed hand gestures and facial tics?
You might have a point if China, Cuba, and North Korea didn't exist.
The richest guy I know is fond of the phrase "if you want to live like a republican, vote democrat". He is quite liberal, BTW.