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Old Hard Drives = Free Electricity

tylernt writes "You know all those old hard drives you have laying around? (Raise your hand if you still have RLL or MFM drives... yeah, I thought so.) Well, now there's something useful you can do with them (besides my personal favorite, shooting them): make electricity! While you're at it, you could do something more productive with that old lawnmower, too."

372 comments

  1. Slick by danoaks15 · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Pretty Slick. I have like fifty of these things laying around.

    1. Re:Slick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Gollygee... that's one mighty dildo arsenal you've accumulated over the years.

    2. Re:Slick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's threads like this that make Slashdot worth reading.

      Nice nick, too.

  2. um highschool? by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    how is this different than highschool science experiments to do with electricty?

    oh i get it hdds have magnets... slashdot is about computer technology... i didnt know that... i see how thats news.

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    1. Re:um highschool? by citog · · Score: 4, Funny

      He put up pictures .. so it must be open source. And the arrangement of the magnets spells out 'M$ are bastards', so it's perfect /. material.

    2. Re:um highschool? by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 0

      you get +5 and i get 0 flamebait
      ahh slashdot

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  3. RLL or MFM? by bizitch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ha! Those are for pussys!

    I've got 10MB ESDI Drives! - Yup, straight from a PS/2 Model 60

    The shear weight of these things is awesome - they're about 50lbs each (5lbs per MB)

    Back in the day - IBM made everything to survive WWIII

    These will make some serious electricity

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    1. Re:RLL or MFM? by verbatim_verbose · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've got a large stone slab and a chisel.

    2. Re:RLL or MFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately for you, you have either far weaker magnets or none at all (of this type) in your older drive.

      I've harvested parts from lots of old computer equipment. Very old hard drives, like 10-30 mb drives, use stepper motor head drivers--like a floppy disc drive. Early voice-coil drives used large, but relatively weak, magnets. Newer ones use tiny, but incredibly strong magnets.

      Jim

    3. Re:RLL or MFM? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Your ESDI drives are inadquate, in contrast to some 10 inch 330 meg SMD drives! Ha ha ha!

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    4. Re:RLL or MFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sigh.

      Ten years ago I saw a Vax 780, with six 160MB Fujitsu Eagle SMD drives, discarded as scrap metal. The Eagles were unceremoniously thown off the loading dock, one by one, onto the bed of the salvage truck. At about 70 pounds each they made a rather satifying "clunk."

    5. Re:RLL or MFM? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? The Model 60 shipped with either a 44Mbyte ST506 disk, or a 70Mbyte ESDI disk (larger ESDI drives could also be used, IBM supplied a 110Mbyte unit with the similar Model 80). By 1987 when the PS/2 line was launched, a 10 megabyte disk was hopelessly small.

      FWIW, Linux has a driver for these disks (ps2esdi.c) although you would need a 386 box to run it.

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    6. Re:RLL or MFM? by blerg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chisel? Bah. You had it easy.

    7. Re:RLL or MFM? by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

      Yeah we use to do it with enslaved animals, like the Flintstones. When we would run out, we used our teeth.

    8. Re:RLL or MFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About your sig:

      <nitpick>
      Isn't the quote supposed to read:
      Log off, that "cookies" shit makes me nervous!
      </nitpick>

    9. Re:RLL or MFM? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      At work we still use the Prime 80MB drive (yea there is a less impressive pound/Meg) that are about 100lbs a piece. And when they fail we use the magnets for all sorts of jobs. Like to keep our doors open. Or to clean up a large supply of heavy nail. Their graeat. Plus for the working drive we put them in the Prime Mainfraim and power it up.

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    10. Re:RLL or MFM? by abiogenesis · · Score: 1

      By 1987 when the PS/2 line was launched, a 10 megabyte disk was hopelessly small.

      My PS/2 Model 30 came with either a 10 MB or a 20 MB disk. I don't know about the Model 60 though.

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    11. Re:RLL or MFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their graeat

      Perhaps you should put them a little less close to your computer... ;-)

    12. Re:RLL or MFM? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      According to IBM Canada, the Model 30 came with an optional fixed disk of 20 or 39 megabytes. Perhaps a smaller disk was later added as a low-cost option (it seems strange though). Anyway, the Model 60 was intended as a server, with its huge tower case, eight 16-bit MCA slots and two full-height 5.25inch drive bays. (Back then the idea of marketing a 286-based server didn't seem quite as odd as it does now.) So ten megs was certainly too small for that.

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    13. Re:RLL or MFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob is tired. Plook me now.

    14. Re:RLL or MFM? by operagost · · Score: 1

      FYI, the name for the interface that some people call "MFM" or "RLL" is ST-506, or SDI (Standard Drive Interface). MFM and RLL designate different means of encoding; that is Modified Frequency Modulation and Run Length Limited. MFM is the older method and it's used on PC floppy drives as well. RLL is a newer, more efficient method for increased capacity and it was used on SDI, ESDI, IDE, and SCSI drives for a long time. SDI uses three cables: Data, Control, and the stadard three pin Molex for power.

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    15. Re:RLL or MFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pitty you didnt mention that when some of the large early st506 drives are fired up that anyone within a three block radius with a pacemaker is gunna be in seeerious shiiiiiiiii....

  4. A Troll For Hire Post by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 0, Troll

    Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
    Waiter: What do you expect, sir, we bought our soup from the corner shop!

    Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
    Waiter: That's a very diplomatic way of putting it, sir. Shall I ask that Coon opposite you to leave?

    Customer: Waiter, there's a coon in my cock!
    Waiter: Never mind the coon! Get your cock out of my asshole, sir!

    1. Re:A Troll For Hire Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahahahaahhahahahahhahhhahahaaa

      Now THAT was funny.

    2. Re:A Troll For Hire Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now THAT was funny.
      unlike jerkcity.com
  5. Doh... by c0dedude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another post where it looks cool at first, but not really. So the guy used magnets FROM OLD HARD DRIVES (tech connection = yay) to power a standard homebrew generator. Whoopie. Of course, the hard thing, as in all electric generation, is getting the generator to spin, which isn't done with the hard drives. If he had powered up an old computer and used spinning hard drives to run a motor WHILE they were working, and powering a led from the spinning of the hard drives, that would have been cool. Sorry, not an impressive hack.

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    1. Re:Doh... by sould · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but the point is that hard drive magnets are very cheap for the magnetic field they produce.

    2. Re:Doh... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 5, Funny

      OOOOH! OOOOH! And then the engergy created by the drives through the generator would be used to further power the drives making them go fster and faster creating more and more energy, thereby breaking all the laws of thermodynamics and energy conservation, thereby angering the gods of physics and tearing a paradoxal whole in the universe the size of an intergalactic vienna sausage, killing us all MUAHAHAHA!!!

      *refills the pipe and passes it to the left*

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    3. Re:Doh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

    4. Re:Doh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For hard drives you have sitting around, sure (depending on how you value the time it takes to get them out). You can get these magnets by themselves pretty cheap though.

    5. Re:Doh... by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What does that mean exactly? The motor is more efficient, or can draw more current, or what?

    6. Re:Doh... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 0

      Then again, you should realise that when you use an electric generator, you create electromagnetic fields. And those fields will remove all data from your HD at that distance...so using working HD's to power an electrical generator would probably only be good for one thing: nuking your data...and that's somewhat less impressive :)

      Anyway, as long as you remember that not all nerdy-geeky things have to involve programming, you should like this hack...

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    7. Re:Doh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Pi is three. Exactly three.

    8. Re:Doh... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree as this info has been available on the net for decades.

      if you want REAL plans to make a wind generator... go to here

      someone that has already built high power low speed power generation devices out of surplus junk and he uses MORE POWERFUL magnets to get really good results.

      the story's site is just someone who doesn't know how to use www.google.com to search for the information that has been covered thousands of times by others already.

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    9. Re:Doh... by pizen · · Score: 1

      so using working HD's to power an electrical generator would probably only be good for one thing: nuking your data...and that's somewhat less impressive :)

      Yeah, I can think of far more entertaining ways to nuke my data. Guns, explosives, and setting an old woofer magnet on the drive come to mind.

    10. Re:Doh... by pclminion · · Score: 2, Informative
      What does that mean exactly? The motor is more efficient, or can draw more current, or what?

      Stronger magnets produce more power. Physically, a stronger magnetic field will lead to a greater voltage at the same current. But, you could cut the number of turns on the coil in half, get the same voltage as before, but twice the current. The product of voltage and current is power*, and that's what is increased by a stronger magnet. For example, say you get 20 volts, 10 amps from a 500-turn coil. You now double the magnet strength and get 40 volts, 10 amps. Now, cut the coil down to 250 turns, and you get the original 20 volts, but now 20 amps.

      *Since the current is alternating, we're really talking about the dot product of voltage and current. I say this to stave off the inevitable "correction" someone will make.

    11. Re:Doh... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

      The story's site is by someone who SELLS those kinds of magnets, which I'm sure you would have figured out if had only taken the time to read the entire article, or explore the other pages on his site.

      He has a lot of VERY POWERFUL magnets that he sells, some of which are too powerful for most people to play with

      I've purchased numerous magnets from the guy and they are a blast to play with. A stack of the small disc magnets can distort the image on your monitor from several feet away, and can seriously mess it up at closer range. If you get it close enough, you can actually see the shadow mask image on your monitor. Thankfully I have a degauss button on my monitor or it would be toast.

      You didn't hear it from me, but a stack of the bigger disc magnets can distort the image on a monitor on the other side of a cubicle wall. Attaching them to a low RPM motor can cause your cube neighbor to make numerous, useless calls to IT about a faulty monitor that mysteriously clears up when they arrive. At least that's what I've heard...

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    12. Re:Doh... by Dieppe · · Score: 2, Funny

      This magnet is so strong it will attract pennies made of a zinc and copper compound! All fear the awesome power of the deadly magnet!
      Please ask your parents before ordering.
      ;)

    13. Re:Doh... by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1

      Thermite.

      That is all.

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    14. Re:Doh... by markxz · · Score: 1

      and he will send the magnet that can "break fingers" through the post?

    15. Re:Doh... by DRACO- · · Score: 1

      Just think about that one, imagine the mail carrier getting this thing stuck to the side of their exit doorway of the mail truck. They could potentially be puzzled as to how to remove the box. Im tempted upon ordering a couple just to see if they make it through the mail..

      DRACO-

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    16. Re:Doh... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Stronger magnets produce more power.
      All well and good. But it won't produce more power than what's put in, by whatever it is that's spinning the accursed thing.
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  6. Well, sure by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When they eventually sizzle and explode there's bound to be lots of free electricity right there.

    1. Re:Well, sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love my AMD!

  7. Say, I use an electric lawnmower by graybeard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can it generate enough electricity to run itself?

    1. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by c0dedude · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know this is intended to to be funny but no, it can't. See the law of conservation of energy. You can't produce energy from a hard drive from mechanical means without energy change. You could try chemical change though. (burn it and use that to power mower).

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    2. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! --Homer

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    3. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Cyberllama · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How sure are you? I remember reading about some robot lawn mower that "digested" lawn clippings using a chemical process in order to provide the power. A self-powering machine doesn't have to disobey the laws of thermodynamics. . .

    4. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm pretty damn sure that anyone on slashdot already knows that.

    5. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by punkass · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, I could burn a substance and use the energy from that to power a lawn mower....hmm, but what substance can I use...

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    6. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 3, Insightful

      that's because the lawn mower used enzymes (read: no energy required) to break apart the grass and release chemical energy. The hdd situation proposed would give most people the idea of a hdd that spins a generator that creates energy to power the hdd. which, of course, either lets entropy win and stop spinning or break the laws of conservation and thermodynamics and whatever other big words i can think of

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    7. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Funny

      More importantly, how would that impact it's ability to kill zombies?

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    8. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      I use a large array of mice embryos suspended in a pink gelatinous goo to power my PC.

      The mice are connected to a system whereby the electrical energy from their bodies are siphoned off and turned into electical energy for me to play videogames with.

      I call it - The Mousetrix.

      I think it's pretty much a perpetual energy source, although I've had to add some additional firewalls to my system due to some odd hack attempts recently... ...And I keep seeing the words "BOGUS DUDE" flash across the screen occasionally... Perhaps I should upgrade...

      N.

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    9. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by CvD · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're describing a slug...

    10. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by le_jfs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower

      So, I could burn a substance and use the energy from that to power a lawn mower....hmm, but what substance [www.mobil.com] can I use...

      Congratulations! You've just discovered the Electrical Lawnmower Powered By Gas!

      Hey, there is no prior art! I'm going to patent that!

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    11. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how fast does a lawnmower powered by its own grass clippings work??

    12. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by lgftsa · · Score: 1

      What to? The Ratrix?

      Hamstrix?

      Asterix?

      Obelix?

      Cacophonix?

      Vitalstatistix?

      (OK, now I'm being silly)

    13. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by vrt3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've seen several of those. They even come in different sizes: rabbit, goat, cow. Sheep and horse can also be used.

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    14. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      upgrade to what?
      "there.. is.. a.. bomb.. on.. the.. bus.."

    15. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      that might not be such a dumb idea. You could call it a hybrid lawnmower and say that the gas engine is always at optimum revs. less emmissions, better economy yada yada yada...

    16. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i say eat the grass and us a handpowered lawnmower

    17. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Monkey · · Score: 1

      No, I think he's describing the SlugBot

    18. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen those,

      I thought they were called sheep

    19. Re:Say, I use an electric lawnmower by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      I remember reading about some robot lawn mower that "digested" lawn clippings using a chemical process in order to provide the power.
      Our local church had one. The downside was, it was bad temepered and had two big horns on it (no, not the church).
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  8. Website Refrenced by roseblood · · Score: 0, Troll

    Must be served from a MFM drive, it gaev up the ghost and the site is gone! Slashdot in effect.

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  9. Pretty Cool...but by sould · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's using a lathe plugged into the mains to supply the kinetic energyy to make the magnets rotate. (Using mains electricity to generate electricity)

    I know he's just doing that for the sake of experimentation, but it would have been nice to see some real world figures (ie using wind/water to supply the kinetic energy)

    1. Re:Pretty Cool...but by sTavvy · · Score: 1

      in that case it should be scored +5, Redundant

    2. Re:Pretty Cool...but by Aliencow · · Score: 1

      RAID ... Redundant Array of Idiot Dialogue ?

    3. Re:Pretty Cool...but by onomatomania · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, if you kept reading his site you'd see that he has plenty of that kind of stuff. There's a page where he has a waterwheel (that he put in a small creek) he made from an old squirrel-cage blower motor, that powers an alternator and generates a constant 2.5 amperes or so (all day, every day) for charging a car battery. He lives in the middle of nowhere, COlorado, and apparently is into generating his own power.

  10. What would be really cool.. by sTavvy · · Score: 0, Troll

    go back to the days before Hard drives, if we could use old Floppies to generate electricity that would be great.
    i can just see the power plant of the future, a wharehouse, just full of 5 1/4 disks!

    also is teh amount of electricity produced from the HDD directly proportional to the size of the HDD??

    1. Re:What would be really cool.. by pdbogen · · Score: 1

      Failure to RTFA if I've ever seen one. No, 'teh amount of electricity produced from the HDD is not directly proportional to the size of the HDD!!!!!1111111' (sic)

    2. Re:What would be really cool.. by sTavvy · · Score: 1

      shame sarcasm can't be conveyed through my dyslexic keyboard.

    3. Re:What would be really cool.. by damien_kane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      also is teh amount of electricity produced from the HDD directly proportional to the size of the HDD??

      I think it would have nothing to do with the size (capacity?) of the harddrive, other than coincidentally.
      Since recent 100+GB harddrives use less power, their coils and magnets are smaller and not as strong.

      I think the amount of electricity generated would more likely be inversely proportional to the age of the HDD, (as well the size^H^H^H^Hdisplacement) as the old ones were absolutely huge and probably have very strong magnets and voice coils.
      Hell, rather than winding your own coil as this guy did, you could use one out of one of one of those old drives that were used to move the arm.

    4. Re:What would be really cool.. by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      inversely proportional to the age of the HDD

      Sorry, directly proportional... older drive=higher potential voltage/amperage (depending on how you set it up)

    5. Re:What would be really cool.. by fussman · · Score: 1

      Why do I feel somebody's going to make a joke to the theme of The Matrix and warehouses full of old computer junk and human cadavers?

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    6. Re:What would be really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much better off using an alternator with necessary gear/chain drives that spins it at a fdaster speed.

      The voice coil uses very fine windings can can only handle low current.

  11. Perpetual motion... by B747SP · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean, like, get the spinning hard drive to generate electricity to spin the hard drive to gener... no, wait...

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    1. Re:Perpetual motion... by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You guys are a bunch of amateurs. Nothing beats creating free electricity by plugging a power strip to itself.

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    2. Re:Perpetual motion... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Funny

      My power strip has 8 plugs, which means I get 8 times the energy compared to a standard wall socket!

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    3. Re:Perpetual motion... by crisco · · Score: 1, Funny
      Beowulf of plu... Oh wait

      If I used some extension cords would it be Grid Computing? Aside from the power grid that is.

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    4. Re:Perpetual motion... by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Create doughnut-shaped magnet.
      2. Create small, round magnet.
      3. Insert small round magnet into center of large magnet.

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    5. Re:Perpetual motion... by akadruid · · Score: 1

      Cool! Mine has 8 sockets. Let's get together!

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    6. Re:Perpetual motion... by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 1

      4. ???????
      5. Profit!

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    7. Re:Perpetual motion... by IWX222 · · Score: 1

      only 8? my f*ckin basement has 36 set aside for my machines and associated bits, and thats before you add the coffee machines, tea maker thingie and god knows what else is down there! true four inkjets might be a bit excessive but i'm sure I can find a use for them :p

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  12. Full Mirror by dsanfte · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Full Mirror Here.

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  13. Making electricity? by MrMiyagi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, I think the story is incorrect. You can't *really* make electricity from these magnets. You still need wind or water to turn the magnets. They don't make electricity on their own.

    Uh oh...obligitory Simpsons quote coming on...

    "Lisa, In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics"
    - Homer after Lisa builds a perpetual motion machine that goes faster and faster.

    1. Re:Making electricity? by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1
      I believe you can. It's been a while since I've studied anything remotely similar to this, but if I remember right, a magnet inside a non-turning coil still produces a minimal charge. In relation to thermodynamics, these magnets do lose charge over time.

      The original energy is in fact coming from whatever energy was used to magnetise it to begin with (i.e. rubbing two peices of iron together, an electric current through a coil of wire, or another magnet).

      Correct me if I'm wrong (and someone will probably do so even if I'm not).

    2. Re:Making electricity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if you super-cool it, you get something akin to what is used to power Maglev trains, IIRC.

    3. Re:Making electricity? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "You can't *really* make electricity from these magnets."

      Yes you can, you just need to cut the magnet into two monopoles and...

    4. Re:Making electricity? by randyest · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      consider yourself corrected. you're wrong. and dumb. maxwell is vomiting in his grave. you're at fault.

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    5. Re:Making electricity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't *really* make electricity from these magnets.

      Perhaps not, but you can make electricity *with* these magnets. Sure, you need a real energy source, but you still can create electricity with 'em.

      Yes, there is a subtil difference between "from" and "with", and the story uses neither. Clearly you chose the wrong one.

    6. Re:Making electricity? by default+luser · · Score: 1

      What he mean to say is, YOU ARE WRONG SIR.

      Current is generated from a time-changing magnetic flux. Your static magnetic field will generate no current.

      And Faraday is turning in his grave.

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  14. There�s always a catch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lathe not included.

  15. Server powered by these magnets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I believe this is record slashdotting speed, or maybe the web server is just being powered by this crazy magnet scheme and overloaded with too much power being drawn...

  16. Oops. Mirror here. by dsanfte · · Score: 4, Informative
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  17. Re:NSTAAFL by quantum+bit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

  18. Re:depravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YES!!! We need more trolls who have Excellent Karma.

  19. I can use this generator� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to power my shortwave made from coconuts.

    1. Re:I can use this generator� by fussman · · Score: 1

      So, professor, you made this ENTIRELY out of coconuts?

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    2. Re:I can use this generator� by sig+cop · · Score: 0

      NT
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    3. Re:I can use this generator� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And what's the deal with the professor!? He can build a radio out of a coconut, but he can't fix a hole in the damned boat!"
      -Stand Up and Win (SNL sketch)

    4. Re:I can use this generator� by elcid73 · · Score: 1

      "Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one!" -Same sketch

  20. POON-TANG!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't someone tell you in the last story asshole that it is poon-tang!

  21. Slashdotted already?!? by sTavvy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Low RPM alternator tests with surplus hard drive magnets 9-13-99

    In the effort to build my own low RPM alternator for small wind/water power applications, these are some of the tests I've performed and their results. First step is the magnets. I used surplus hard drive magnets which I salvaged from scrap computer hard drives. These magnets 1.4" long, .80" high, and .090" thick. They are nickel plated Neodymium Iron Boron magnets of impressive strength. I sell surplus magnets on my web site. In this test used some of my smaller ones, due to their seemingly unlimited supply.

    Next wound a coil from 23 gauge magnet wire. The coil is slightly under 2" long, and consists of 700 windings, with taps at 100, 200, 400, and 700 windings. The core for the coil is made from 20 2" long segments of enameled coat hanger wire, super glued together. This should reduce inefficiencies due to eddy currents through the core. I believe annealing the wire segments would probably improve performance, but I skipped that step here. The spool on which the wire is wound are made from paper, poster board, and super glue. There are certainly better materials to use here, although paper and cardboard worked just fine. The alternator Im currently building will have spools made of phenolic sheet.

    Next I took a gear, 5.5" diameter and placed two rings of surplus computer hard drive magnets on it. Each magnet has 2 poles on each face. 7 of these ones fit tightly together in a ring, having 14 poles. I placed two rings of magnets on the face of the gear, one ring containing 7 magnets(which fit together nicely), and the other ring containing 12 magnets(which don't fit as well). The inner ring of 7 magnets is a little over 3.5" diameter. The outer ring is a little over 5.5" diameter. I then placed the gear in a small metal lathe on which I performed tests at 3 different speeds.. I tapped the coil to a boring bar, so that I could adjust its position in relation to the two rings of magnets.

    Next step was to turn it on, and test the different taps on the coil, at 3 different speeds. I used a 12 Volt, 5 watt light bulb as a load, and tested the voltage of each tap on the coil, at each speed, with, and without the load. The tests were done at 200, 400, and 600 RPM

    IMPROVEMENTS?
    There must be many improvements. I have no doubt a better iron core could be used. The length of the coil, I chose 2" off the top of my head, I doubt its perfect, but I'm using that because I am building an alternator that will employ two discs, each with a ring of magnets, on opposite sides of the coil. 2" seemed like a good distance. 23 guage wire was convenient, and seemed like a good starting point, though I have a feeling that fewer coils of thicker wire might work better. Stacking magnets? I didn't double up the magnets for fear of the lathe launching them like bullets off the gear. I'm sure that this would have a good effect though-but-it would add to the cost of an alternator. More coils-the coil is exactly big enough such that 7 of them could fit nicely in an alternator using the small ring of 7 magnets. At this point, seems to me like an alternator built with 7 coils hooked either in series or parrallel-(or a combination) would perform reasonably well at low rpm. I have no idea yet what the effect of adding a second spinning ring of magnets to the back side of the coil will be, but I'm sure it will be significant. Although already somewhat obsolete, (because of the base/bearing arrangement) you can see my current alternator project in the picture below. I intend to finish this one, and test the output. The next one will have a much improved bearing arrangement, larger discs, and more coils.

    1. Re:Slashdotted already?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You, Sir, are a karma whore, and a n00bie.
      Welcome to my foes list.

    2. Re:Slashdotted already?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There goes your anonymity, then.

  22. Really genuine by Ozan · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know all this unused webspace you have lying around? (Raise your hand if you still have a geocities account... yeah, I thought so.) Well, now there's something useful you can do with it (besides my personal favorite, fake nudities of Brittney): publish a lame crackpot scientific article with many images on it and have it mentioned in a slashdot blurb. Inevitably the server will attract evil forces that cause it to melt in a fulminant struggle between access requests and bandwith into a hot-steaming blob of liquid metal. Now isn't that something?

    1. Re:Really genuine by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Yea, great. Then you will just put a hole in the earth and let all the gravity out!

    2. Re:Really genuine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Inevitably the server will attract evil forces that cause it to melt in a fulminant struggle between access requests and bandwith into a hot-steaming blob of liquid metal. Now isn't that something?

      Hey man, that's cool. Just use the heat by-product to power a turbine... I can see the next article already: Use the Slashdot effect to power your electric nipple twister.

    3. Re:Really genuine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could add in the header of the page just after it's been mentioned on slashdot. That would make the web a nicer place.

    4. Re:Really genuine by t_pet422 · · Score: 1

      publish a lame crackpot scientific article with many images on it

      Yeah, this guy's never taken a physics class, I can tell you that. The fact that he took two different measurements, one with the bulb on, another with it off. He thinks less coils with thicker wire will generate more electricity. There's a bunch of problems here. Good science fair project, but not much more.

  23. *gasp* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    To the fiery depths of hell shall you go with your twisted murder of computers. Geek vigilantes... mobilize!

  24. Here's another plan... by patrixmyth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Load a virtual world into the hard-drives, attach to brains of populace to turn them into human batteries! Oh, nevermind, that's a really stupid idea, who would believe that?

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    "Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?"- Peter Gabriel
    1. Re:Here's another plan... by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      Load a virtual world into the hard-drives, attach to brains of populace to turn them into human batteries! Oh, nevermind, that's a really stupid idea, who would believe that?

      Yeah, and we could take all these internet attached minions, yeah, and make them write code... yeah... and we can turn it into an operating system and call it linux or something...

      nah... who would believe such a thing?

      --
      I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
  25. If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame. by headbulb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is slashdot, news for nerds. I think this article pass's the test. Just because its not practicle doesn't mean it shouldn't be posted.. You never know if it will inspire someone to invent something that will change the world, as unlikly as that is.. Someone will at least learn something from it..

  26. Arghh, slashdotting dots. by mrmeval · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Has anyone thought of a slashbot? Some distributed thing where the URL goes out to volunteers and has a way to let US store off some poor sites stuff and retrieve it via one metaURL? Something on the order of a distributed Squid server so it's not too far out of date.

    I know I read the faq but...I want to read the story NOW.

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    1. Re:Arghh, slashdotting dots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awww... you poor baby. How will you ever survive without your story? I guess you'll just have to stop polluting the internet with the diarrhea that spills out of your brain through your fingers.

  27. Mirror... by B747SP · · Score: 1
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  28. I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion. by pi_rules · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously guys, .223. It's great fun on metal targets that are mutli-layered. Ever hit a coffee can with one? Friggen amazing! It goes in one side blistering fast at 3,000+ fps and makes a little hole less than .25 inches big, then blows back out the other side over a half an inch. I don't have any slo-mo video of it but I attribute it to the bullet tearing that metal it bit off at a high rate and pushing it out the back end along with the tumble of the bullet after it gets offset from that first impact to make a much larger hole in the back. I can't imagine what would happen if you actually tried pushing it through something nearly solid.

    Oh heck, get some incindiary ammo and blow right through the thing. I'd love to see what it does to that. A .223 incindiary round is supposed to blow through 3/8inch steel. Hmm... where's that old 6GB bigfoot drive at?

    I just get a kick out of the teeny little entrance hole versus the gaping "exit wound" that it leaves.

  29. Re:Or by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

    The hard drives don't have to work. Just the magnets. There are mirrors to the article posted, you know, if you actually want to read the article and not just spout off at the mouth.

  30. physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Electricity cannot be created nor destroyed

    1. Re:physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Electricity cannot be created nor destroyed
      Wrong on both counts, fucktard.
  31. Imagine... by rune2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    A beowulf cluster of these! Oh wait that would probably be a raid array...

    1. Re:Imagine... by Chairboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or, if improperly grounded, a Raiden array.

      K-zaap!

  32. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even better...take a big can (gallon size is nice) and fill it with water before shooting it. The shock wave totally rips out the back of the can. Very cool.

  33. New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in New Zealand. I wish we had electricity :(

    1. Re:New Zealand by cranos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Simple just rub a couple of sheep together.

    2. Re:New Zealand by femto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Zap! Ow! The thought of all that pain makes my eyes water.

    3. Re:New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, and let the sheep have all the fun?

    4. Re:New Zealand by Johnno74 · · Score: 5, Informative

      For those of you NOT following events in NZ, we're facing severe power shortages this winter.

      Down here we've not built any new power plants for many years, we've just had a severe drought over summer causing our hydro lakes to be nearly empty, and just to top things off our largest natural gas field has just started running out - several years earlier than expected.

      We've been asked to save 10% power, or we'll likely face brownouts, just as it gets freezing cold here. Yaaaaay.

      pass me the sheep.

    5. Re:New Zealand by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually you'd need to rub the sheep on something with an opposite charge, like plastic or rubber.

      Rubbing them together will generate nothing but more sheep.

    6. Re:New Zealand by agm · · Score: 1

      How they can expect us to survive without heated towel rails I don't know. (All of ours are turned off, and I only have one PC folding proteins. Oh the humanity...)

    7. Re:New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple, use a happy sheep and an angry one.

    8. Re:New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .... or more new zealander farmers.... ;)

    9. Re:New Zealand by Greg@UF · · Score: 1

      I bought a 6.7 kVA petrol generator last year - ex y2k stuff.

      I'm just waiting for the spot price to get high enough that I can make a profit out of burning petrol to make power !

      --
      -- You can't give it, you can't even buy it, and you just don't get it!
    10. Re:New Zealand by sparkes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      New Zealand has a pretty good climate for generating power using renewable sources.

      In the uk we have a similar climate (but not as much free space ;-) and have the resources to generate the power for the whole of europe using just the wind.

      down in NZ you have wind, rain and lots of beautifull coastline. Try and pursude your government to do use these natural resources in a non destructive manner. They are just starving you of power so that you agree to build nuclear power stations the same as the government here did many years ago and is now regretting.

      Don't let your government con you into taking on environmental time bombs.

      http://www.greenpeace.org.uk/contentlookup.cfm?S it ekeyParam=D-B&CFID=476623&CFTOKEN=49498382&MenuPoi nt=D

      sparkes

    11. Re:New Zealand by Kynde · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> I live in New Zealand. I wish we had electricity :(

      >Simple just rub a couple of sheep together.

      Didn't you also need an ebony stick for that? Mine's not ebony and because of that barely even a stick...

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    12. Re:New Zealand by Hiro2k · · Score: 1

      Vespene Gas Delpleted

    13. Re:New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't even get New Zealanders to wear a rubber when rubbing sheep. How can you possibly imagine getting the sheep to wear one?

    14. Re:New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      down in NZ you have wind, rain and lots of beautifull coastline. Try and pursude your government to do use these natural resources in a non destructive manner.


      Mod this up, one of the most overlooked sources of renewable energy is beautifull coastline. People see it and smile, so if you poke a stick through their cheeks before they see it, when they smile, the stick moves up, you can capture that movement to generate electricity.

      3. Profit
    15. Re:New Zealand by sparkes · · Score: 1

      And ladies, Gentlemen and Trolls we have a winner of the post pendantic post of the day!

      beautifull coastline is normally complete with endless wave power :-)

    16. Re:New Zealand by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Simple just rub a couple of sheep together.

      You get electricty, plus more sheep.

    17. Re:New Zealand by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Funny

      If winter is the problem, then don't rub sheep against themselves. Rub yourself against the sheeps. Problem solved.

    18. Re:New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, normally I don't write stuff like this (I prefer trolling instead), but this is possibly one of the best posts I've ever read on slashdot since I've started reading it. It's both scientifically correct, and hella funny and clever as well.

    19. Re:New Zealand by HaveBlue34 · · Score: 1

      sounds like california except with crappy weather. why do people live there again?

    20. Re:New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>beautifull coastline is normally complete with endless wave power

      Why not just say what you mean in the first place?

    21. Re:New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let your government con you into taking on environmental time bombs.

      Thanks for your random emotional fearmongering on nuclear power. Because, as we know, every nuclear power plant ever built has reduced jobs, and irradiated the entire area.

  34. Even Better Things by the-dude-man · · Score: 0

    Personally, I always Found it better to fill them with various types of explosives and throw them at people you didnt like....those platters can take off a head if they hit the person right! It would make an excellent weapon...those things are so leaded down with metal = free shrapnel

    1. Re:Even Better Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a second, I thought you were responding to the sheep comment.

    2. Re:Even Better Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah this guy is saying he throws hunks of metal filled with explosives at people ("I always found it better") Hello fantasy world!

  35. Who run Bartertown? by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

    "Maxtor Blaster!"

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    -William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
    1. Re:Who run Bartertown? by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "Master Blaster"?

    2. Re:Who run Bartertown? by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

      Generating electricity with hard-drives? Maxtor makes hard-drives? Ah.. forget it.

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      -William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
    3. Re:Who run Bartertown? by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      I have ruined your joke by not getting it. I'm sorry. If it helps, it IS funny if I go back and think about it.

  36. Energy. by Daleks · · Score: 1

    So maybe when the machines takeover they won't have to use humans for energy.

    1. Re:Energy. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Then why would they keep us around?
      If we are not around, we can not rebel and take are rightfull place at the top of the chain.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  37. Wow!! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    I got to see the site before it got /.'ed into bandwidth oblivion for 30days, AKA ISP spanked..

  38. Feh... I have a better use for those magnets by nickgrieve · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sew a whole bunch of them into the arms, legs, and body of a boiler suit (overalls) put it on, and hurl your self at passing cars and busses for a free ride.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    1. Re:Feh... I have a better use for those magnets by mesach · · Score: 2, Funny

      umm... being permanently stuck to said car or bus.

      those mags are powerful!

      of course that would be cool... riding on the side of the bus down the street.

      Who needs a velcro suit! MagSuit® to help fight polution!

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      moo.
    2. Re:Feh... I have a better use for those magnets by CvD · · Score: 1

      Except that these neodymium magnets are very brittle, and after having flung yourself at a passing bus and having been stuck on, you'd have lots of magnets scraps left over, either falling off and getting run over by the bus' wheels, or being run over by a passing truck.

    3. Re:Feh... I have a better use for those magnets by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      But what if you fling yourself near someone else who's already stuck to a bus, but has their north pole facing your north pole. The resulting opposition will fling you back against a lightpole or deflect you under the bus.

      Actually, the best use I found for those magnets is for those damn traffic lights that can't magnetically 'see' my motorcycle while I sit at a left turn until somebody comes up behind me. With one of those stuck underneath, I must look like a freight train at the lights.

    4. Re:Feh... I have a better use for those magnets by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      Sure, they're brittle, but that can easily be overcome by either dipping the magnets in PlastiDip or by sealing them in shrink-wrap tubing. Even wrapping them up in several thicknesses of surgical tape will work wonders for keeping them intact. A bundle of magnet fragments is almost as powerful as the original intact magnet.

      Out of the more than 200 magnets I've ordered from WonderMagnets.com, only a few of the thinnest (the surplus hard drive ones) magnets have broken, and only when they were poorly handled (i.e., let someone else play with them and they want to see from how far apart they will still snap back together. The nickel or gold plating will flake off after extensive use, but that doesn't affect the magnet other than making it less attractive.

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
  39. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    woo guns! I am so tough !!! BOOM!!!

  40. Very cool -- nice to see real-world tinkering... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1
    Thanks, editors -- that article is a good reminder of what the web is supposed to be about: communicating things that are happening in real life.

    So what if generators are "old technology"? How many have you made?

  41. creative idea for floppies by heby · · Score: 1

    burn them in a standard thermal plant - that's probably the best thing that can happen to a floppy, no matter is 8, 5 1/4 or 3 1/2 inch...

    1. Re:creative idea for floppies by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      burn them in a standard thermal plant - that's probably the best thing that can happen to a floppy
      Mod this up; floppies wank cats for a hobby.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  42. Victoria's Secret Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    My Victoria's Secret issue advertizes an item called Sensual Shapers: "add two full cup sizes to your current size". What does this mean?

  43. Don't let the MACHINES find out about this!!! by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they find out they can get free electricity from old hard drives (which they have PLENTY of) they will no longer need us humans as chemical batteries and they will shut down the matrix.

    I for one am enjoying this simulation. I am eating some really great tasting chicken. At least I *think* it tastes like chicken. I mean who knows, maybe they mixed up steak and chicken, but how the hell would anyone know...

    Anyway, don't tell them about the old hard drives!

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    1. Re:Don't let the MACHINES find out about this!!! by stray · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > they will no longer need us humans as
      > chemical batteries

      i hate that bit so much. why can't they just use something easier and more efficient to handle to get their enenergy, say, bacteria?

      i guess i just don't like plots where integral parts of it have to be explained by "it has to be that way, or there wouldn't be a story for a movie".

    2. Re:Don't let the MACHINES find out about this!!! by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      You know, that would be sad if a chicken breast actually should taste like a rare prime rib...

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    3. Re:Don't let the MACHINES find out about this!!! by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > i hate that bit so much. why can't they just use something easier and more efficient to handle to get their enenergy, say, bacteria?

      Did you ever think that perhaps the machines were LYING to us about the chemical battery bit? Perhaps there is a deeper reason they keep us and the chemical battery cover story is to protect their secret or just to belittle us.

      The possibilities abound:

      (A) The machines AI is good, but not much better then human minds. They don't have enough processing power to run a simulation of the entire world down to the physics level for every human being in the world. The matrix is actually run as a distributed application ON HUMAN BRAINS! Each human plugged into the matrix is running a portion of the matrix as well as a portion of the machines OWN applications. Without us the machines lose a great portion of their own processing power and perhaps even identity.

      (B) The machines are really smart and they realize that there is no guarantee that their current programming won't lead to an evolutionary dead end. If and when that happens they may need us in some unforseen way as source material to overcome that obstacle. We are an insurance policy.

      Anyway... anything is better than they need chemical batteries that use up more energy than they release...

      --
      - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
  44. Pfft by Rufus211 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    who needs electricity when you can turn those old hard drives (and fans, and anything else with a motor) into a speaker!? Stop trying to be productive and just jam out with them =P

    http://www.afrotechmods.com/cheap/hdspeakers/hds pe akers.htm

  45. Better solution by DraconPern · · Score: 5, Funny

    fresh buttered bread + cat = Free electricity

    1. Re:Better solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont forget the magnets!! No good having the worlds strongest rotational force without a way to harness it!

    2. Re:Better solution by PoorCoder · · Score: 2, Funny

      Free? Nah, I don't think so! You have to buy butter, bread, Meow Mix, cat nips, yawns, water/food bowls, sandbox, and liter.

      Did I miss something else? Oh yeah... Vet...

      *fizz*

      Oh, never mind!

    3. Re:Better solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's got an old tired cliche? I wanna dip my BALLS in it!

  46. bah by Rufus211 · · Score: 2, Informative
  47. physics 101 by heby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    gee, this article is really full of a hell of a lot of stupidity. i suggest taking physics 101 at the closest university/college (if this guy can get in). a little bit of knowledge about electromagnetism would save him from publishing bull... like "I have no idea yet what the effect of adding a second spinning ring of magnets to the back side of the coil will be, but I'm sure it will be significant." or "At this point, seems to me like an alternator built with 7 coils hooked either in series or parrallel-(or a combination) would perform reasonably well at low rpm."...

    1. Re:physics 101 by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, freshman, right? or perhaps still in highschool?
      don't get it? watch "good will hunting"; then, watch "Jay and Silent Bob strike back". pay particular attention to the "good will hunting part 2" bit.

      --
      Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
    2. Re:physics 101 by KillboyKRR · · Score: 1

      But I dont think you understand. If you are cruizing down the Interstate 76 in you Chevy V16 and you alternator packs up, you might be in luck if you happen to be carting around a couple of client's hard drives. Simply do a whole bunch of things to a whole lot of stuff, toss in the harddrives and bubble gum it to the block and whola - you're good to go. Maybe he is planning a trip to South Africa and looking for alternative means of power. Just get a whole bunch of locals to run circles with the thing. I'm sure he has his reasons.

    3. Re:physics 101 by KillboyKRR · · Score: 1

      Oh sh!t, wait... I'm from South Africa. Sorry, we dont need em.

    4. Re:physics 101 by Lumpy · · Score: 1


      gee, this article is really full of a hell of a lot of stupidity.


      This stupidity is enhanced by the fact that the person must also be unaware that there are SEARCH ENGINES on the internet that can turn up thousands of pages about what he is doing by people that actually know their stuff.

      www.otherpower.com is a great one for junk->electricity and I can find you thousands more by simply searching google for "make your own windmill generator" or a similar difficult to compose search phrase. (warning I have multiple PHD's in internet searching... do not try this at home)

      I strongly suggest that the first steps that ayone wanting to lower their power consumption to not build a wind generator or buy solar panels. but to switch all their lighting from conventional incandesant and flourescent lighting to Compact Flourescent. you can save more by this simple and cheap change than spending $20,000.00 in solar and related gear.

      after you reduce your wasting of electricity by using horribly inefficient appliances and lighting then you start looking at alternative power.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    5. Re:physics 101 by geekoid · · Score: 1

      God forbid someone figure spmthing out on there own.
      They guy wants to do it, and puts a website about his work, end of story.
      I would rather see this then another 'blog' about someone day of doing nothing.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    6. Re:physics 101 by heby · · Score: 1

      well, you know, faraday figured out the relevant laws in 1831. why is this guy trying to reinvent the wheel not using all the knowledge available right at his fingertips? i'm not saying that he should copy other people's implementations as there might be a lot of interesting things to figure out there - but he's not using elementary laws of physics. and that's just not going to yield any useful or interesting results any time soon since he'll have to find a lot of 19th century physics first.

    7. Re:physics 101 by heby · · Score: 1

      wrong guess. but i can tell you that the freshmen i TA-ed last year in a physics 100 level class knew a hell of a lot more about electromagnetism than the guy who wrote that article.

  48. Good one, raggedyman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up, please!

  49. Hey, let's put on a show! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Connect motor to electric generator.

    2. Wire generator to electric motor.

    3. Profit!

  50. Re:horse cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    agreed.

  51. Re:horse cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, fuck! I didn't mean to mod that up!

  52. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by antiquark · · Score: 1

    blistering fast at 3,000+ fps

    Did anyone else read this as frames per second, or just me?

  53. that's awesome by snyrt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i work with a guy who amazed me with his last hard drive feat. he gyrostabilized a moped with some old hard drives we had laying around. i'm not quite sure how he did it, but it was something to do with the simple gyrostabilizing force from a few hard drives spinning would stabilize the moped. don't ask me, i didn't do it.

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    -"Hey, Baby. It's not a rash, it's textured love."
    1. Re:that's awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you need to gyrostabilize a moped? The moped's spinning wheels stabilize it anyway.

    2. Re:that's awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why would you need to gyrostabilize a moped? The moped's spinning wheels stabilize it anyway.

      Sure, while it's traveling forward, they do. Imagine the looks you'd get from people when you come to a red light and continue to sit on the seat of the moped without putting your feet on the ground. Or imagine the looks when you put it into reverse for a minute. No, I think some good gyrostabilizers could be greatly beneficial!

  54. Whole Earth Catalog by handy_vandal · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of course, the hard thing, as in all electric generation, is getting the generator to spin, which isn't done with the hard drives.

    True; the article doesn't address the issue of spin, other than the author used a small metal lathe to bench-test the alternator.

    It's not a ground-breaking invention, I'm sure this sort of thing has cropped up periodically over the decades in science fairs.

    And the author is selling magnets online -- let's not overlook this motive (though I think it's reasonable and I might do the same).

    But the article is engaging, and for those (such as myself) who don't know the details of building an alternator, it's a good introduction.

    Furthermore, the author states, right at the top:

    In the effort to build my own low RPM alternator for small wind/water power applications ...

    It's this laudable motive that makes the article worth SlashDot's time. We are (on a good day, anyway) the successors to the Whole Earth Catalog ....

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    -kgj
    1. Re:Whole Earth Catalog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And if Fuller were alive, he would weep large, salty tears....

    2. Re:Whole Earth Catalog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, you used both "engaging" and "laudable"!!
      Fancy words always impress the moderators.

  55. Get Your Daily Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hook This Contraption up to an Exercise Bike and you will be able to watch TV all while exercising, and not put a single red cent on your electric bill. hehe.

  56. Why bother with lawn mower.... by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you can just use a car? Come now... a 70's corolla with a 2t-c engine (typical for america) runs at about 75hp... You have the possibility, assuming your running at 3800rpm to generate up to roughly 56,000watts assuming 100% efficency.

    Though the Vbelt system is typicaly limited to 3 devices on such a beast... Practical limit using car alternators is likely to be in the 200-300 amp range (2400 -> 3600 watt estimated)

    Add your self a natural gas access line, assuming you have one, and you have your self a legit power source in the event power goes out. Most costly aspect of that would be the air regular, as well as some electronic feedback match engine speed to power consumption for best efficency.

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    1. Re:Why bother with lawn mower.... by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      ...assuming 100% efficency...

      I would assume much closer to 15% to 30% for an internal combustion engine in a car. 100% efficient combustion of hydrocarbons would yield no carbon monoxide. Cars release quite a bit. If you don't believe me, close your garage and leave the car running. (Really, don't)

    2. Re:Why bother with lawn mower.... by JesseL · · Score: 1

      I think he meant assuming 100% electrical efficency in the generator system rather than the efficency of the engine. If that corolla motor was 100% efficent it would be more like 250-500 Horsepower. Also most of the inefficency of internal combustion engines comes from thermal loss and friction - not poor combustion.

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    3. Re:Why bother with lawn mower.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 1976 Toyota Corolla was rated at 90HP @ 3800 RPM.This the single overhead cam model without turbo without cat. That would be 90HP * 745.7Watts/1 HP = 67,113 Watts.

      Efficency only enters into the equation when you talk about fuel consumption, or electrical output, the engine is rated for 90HP.

    4. Re:Why bother with lawn mower.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      actually, there are 200 amp alternators available that will only pull about 15 hp total from the engine, so you can easily run 5 of those together for 1000 amps at 12 volts. of course, you will still need to set up a drive belt system to run all of the alternators but that can easily be done with double v-belt pulleys or two large serpentine belts. then all you need to do is set up a regulation system to sync all of the alternators together but it can easily be done. even after the losses due to inverting, you'll easily be able to handle 80 watts at 120 volts. more than enough to run a whole house.

    5. Re:Why bother with lawn mower.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point is you can easily get 200-300 amps with a common car alternator and a junkyard motor. It would supply this off-idle, which would run a lot longer and a hell of a lot quieter than at WOT.

    6. Re:Why bother with lawn mower.... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      True about the mechanical friction and the thermal loss (not to mention air friction ;) ), but the combustion isn't perfect...it's also got something like a 60% efficiency. (god, I calcuclated that once for different cracked fuels...am I glad I forgot all that :) ).

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    7. Re:Why bother with lawn mower.... by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Hmm, your sums seem to be a little out. 1000 amps at 12 volts is 12,000W = about 10-11000W at 120Volts (with the help of an inverter and its losses)

      Besides, to help with the resistive losses, you'd probably go for 24V alternators. Common pulley driven ones are good for 100A.. you can get gear-driven oil cooled ones that do 200A no sweat.

      So, 200A X 24V = 4800W. If your inverter is efficient enough (say, 90%) you've got 4300W ... plus 500W of heat to dissipate.

      To put that in perspective is enough power to simultaneously run :
      A fridge (300w)
      A chest freezer (300w)
      Moderate size TV + Stereo (400-600W)
      A buncha lights (eg 5x30W fluro's)
      For the hell of it ,a fairly decent room Airconditioner (2000W)
      Your leet PC + accessories. ( less then 600W... if you don't have a laser printer)

      With all that, you'll have enough left over to occasionally put the (electric) kettle on (1200w) for a cuppa.

      And that's *one* 24V 200A alternator.

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      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    8. Re:Why bother with lawn mower.... by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      Add a half dozen more alternators to the drive shaft...

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      Not everyone deserves a 320i

  57. Worst link ever in a /. article. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not quite sure what to think. Shouldn't this be a .cx domain?

  58. Re:Pu Tang by sandbagger · · Score: 1

    What's "sex"?

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  59. you will know by ramzak2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    when one day all these hard drives turn you all into immense farms where your bodies are immersed in a liquid and you are kept alive by various nutrients including other humans that have died and are recycled through your system.

    You will all be directly interfaced with the data they possess via, approximately, 6 inch probes inserted into the back of yor heads. You will believe what they write into you to be real & wont you know that you have been enslaved.

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    1. Re:you will know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it then be called the Matrox?

  60. Re:Pu Tang by AvantLegion · · Score: 5, Funny
    you probably have less sex than the average slashdotter

    (attempts to calculate)

    Divide by Zero!

  61. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Seriously guys, .223. (...) makes a little hole less than .25 inches big,"

    Would you even say the hole is about .223 inches big?

  62. RLL and MFM predate ESDI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    RLL and MFM were both encodings used on ST506 interfaces. ST506 predated ESDI.

    So, if you find any old ST506 drives, you'll find they were much bulkier per MB than your ESDI drives.

    The IBM XT and AT used ST506.

    Oh, and its "sheer", not "shear"

  63. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by bucky0 · · Score: 1

    It goes in one side blistering fast at 3,000+ fps

    You know when you've been playing too many games when speed is measured in FPS.

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    -Bucky
  64. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    I tried to drill through an old '486 chip. I got through the brown ceramic coating and then hit some hard metal surface that just got shiny from the various bits I tried. I then used a .45 on the chip and it turned inside out...and then it exploded.

    For taking care of pesky hard drives, I think my friend's Boyes Anti-tank rifle (necked down to .50 BMG) would do the trick. I have a couple of rounds right here. They're just under 6" long. I wonder if they'll just punch through a drive or cause it to shatter?

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    I drank what? -- Socrates
  65. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Stormie · · Score: 1, Funny

    It goes in one side blistering fast at 3,000+ fps

    More than 3000 frames per second? Yeah, sure, that's fast, but the human eye can only see 50 or so, so what's the point!?

  66. why on earth would I make my own generator by dunedan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    when for $600 I can get one premade with the nice honda name brand on it that runs at 1/2 load for 14 hours on one gallon of gas, is quiter than a lawn mower and includes an inverter, handy 110v outlets, and premade metal frame

    1. Re:why on earth would I make my own generator by onomatomania · · Score: 3, Informative
      This guy enjoys tinkering around. If you read through his pages he's got all sorts of really old generators (1920s vintage) and you can tell that he enjoys rebuilding them and playing around. His projects are all geared around the idea of "what can I get for little or no money and some tinkering." For example:
      Here is a 1941 military "M-3" 3 phase 120 volt AC machine with a 4 cylender Hercules enging. I found this one about half buried in a hill-with trees growing through it. It wasnt seized, so I gave $25 for it. About 10 work on the carburator had it running well. I got 6 years of so of good service out of it-and gave it to a neigbor-who used it a bunch for a while-now its got a bit of a rod knock-probably and easy fix.
      and
      A good gas generator is critical to any remote power system. Portable generators are designed to be portable-not permanent. A good generator should run slowly, quitely, and efficiently. This page is devoted to some classic gas generators.
      He is obviously not the target audience for cheapo, portable, light-duty cycle generators. Sometimes it's fun to have a hobby, and he likes playing around with natural-power related junk.
    2. Re:why on earth would I make my own generator by dunedan · · Score: 1

      my bad, that really only runs for 4 hours on one gallon of gas. The fuel tank is apparantly larger than 1 gallon.

  67. Where Did the Karma Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would someone waste his excellent Karma on such a post!

    Amazing.

    AC

  68. I still use a 800mb Drive... by Aliencow · · Score: 3, Funny

    You insensitive clod !

    1. Re:I still use a 800mb Drive... by stefanb · · Score: 1

      Wow, that must be old. I've never seen any milli-bit drive...

  69. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by randyest · · Score: 1, Informative

    I try so hard not to be a pedant -- I really do. I've ignored this oh-so-common mistake oh-so-many times, but after that inane article (or, should I say artical?), I can't resist any more.

    It's practicAL not practicLE!

    Every time I see practicle, it takes several seconds for me to be sure the author isn't referring to some sort of new subatomic particle with practical applications. Sigh. Please stop!

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    everything in moderation
  70. Re:pr0n by Doomrat · · Score: 1

    Gosh, I love euphemisms..

    Then why not learn what one is?

  71. I regret having invented MAGNETISM... by Shimari · · Score: 1

    While there is something compelling about using electricity to generate electricity, I'm convinced electricity is nothing more than a passing fad. Witness California, for example. This might in turn lead to variations in the weather, which we all agree is EEEEEEVIL !!! I have found a MUCH better use for old MFM hard drives: smoke them. Sincerely, Al Gore

  72. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

    7mm Remmington Magnum. I've done a lot of .223 (Colt AR-15, or a friend's Mini-14) but nothing even comes close to the 7mm.
    Personally, I prefer to put a 2 liter bottle on top of the offending PC part and hit the bottle. The hydrostatic shock generally has the same effect as a full-swing sledgehammer blow, and you get to make a 20-foot-diameter cloud while you're at it. No, nobody gets wet; the water is vaporized, not splashed about

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  73. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 1

    Oh heck, get some incindiary ammo and blow right through the thing. I'd love to see what it does to that. A .223 incindiary round is supposed to blow through 3/8inch steel. Hmm... where's that old 6GB bigfoot drive at?

    Only 3/8 in. steel? That's not all that hard. My friends Chineese SKS rifle (using full metal jacket) was able to make a clean hole through 5/8 in. steel plate we had laying around. ;) Now, if you like the whole "larger exit wound than entry wound" deal, check out hollow points. They are cool. We shot a wooden fence post with his SKS w/ hollow points and the entry was small but out the backside the post was total gone! :) Good fun!

  74. Alternators and Secrets... by phyrebyrd · · Score: 2, Informative

    You want the alternator secrets? Here's one, with some of the best explanations I've seen yet...

    Secrets and Alternators..

    -Phyre

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    "When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." -Thom
  75. those magnets are not from MFM/RLL drives by sigxcpu · · Score: 1

    MFM and RLL drive (at least those I opend) all used a servo/step-motor combination to move the heads/disks.
    The first ones I saw using an alactromagnet and a fixed magnet to move the heads were IDE.
    Correct me if I'm wrong.

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    1. Re:those magnets are not from MFM/RLL drives by jridley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're mostly right. There were certainly MFM/RLL drives with voice coil actuators. The really cheap ones (IE: most on the market at the time) used stepper motors. But I had several with voice coils. I even had some full height 5.25" drives with voice coil actuation; they had several large, strong magnets in them. When they moved those 14 heads around in a mere 40ms (!) rapidly, the table would shake. The drive I remember best of that type was the Seagate ST4096, an 80MB full-height 5.25" drive, weighed 3kg I bet.

      But mostly at the time, if you found a drive that had voice coil head motion, it was a higher performance drive like SCSI or ESDI, not MFM/RLL.

      But what the heck, it's not the only thing wrong with this article. Stuff like this is the sort of thing I do with my 8 year old kids, and would expect it out of a 6th grade science fair, though I would hope that the kids would be able to build a more efficient unit than this guy does.

  76. Re:horse cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your views intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  77. dedication, enthusiasm, or..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This guy actually *hand wound* a 700 -turn coil to do this?? err.....

    1. Re:dedication, enthusiasm, or..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah no kidding, but how can you blame him? he sure as hell doesn't have an electric lathe just sitting around, in his shop, or anything.

    2. Re:dedication, enthusiasm, or..... by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He's got a lathe.
      - Insert former in lathe.
      - Wind on a few turns
      - Turn on lathe at *low* speed.
      - Guide the wire onto the former.

      Even at 60rpm, thats only about 12 minutes.

      Safety notes :
      - Keep fingers out of moving parts.
      - Prolly a good idea to wear gloves, so you don't spool 100m of copper wire through your bare hands.
      - Keep well out of the way of the lathe, low rpm = high torque, enough to wrap you round the chuck like liquorice.
      - Don't try this at home kids!

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      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
  78. And we would all be buying power from... by The+Notorious+ASP · · Score: 1

    AOL

  79. Oh, those *new* drives? :-) by billstewart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    *My* VAX 11/780 had four RM05 drives - each cost about $35K, size of a washing machine, and they used 250MB removable disk packs. (Yes, I'm sure some of you older folks had the RP06s...) The machine was used for classified government work at some point, so when the sysadmin after me disposed of the disk packs, she had them sandblasted first. But the drives themselves were probably sold to somebody. (It was probably about 1990?) By then, we'd upgraded the 780 to a 785, and installed an 8600 next to it, which was still too slow.

    Today, of course, 100GB costs less than the monthly electric bill for the 3-phase power our VAX used.

    Also in the early 90s, I helped ESR dispose of a bunch of 9-track tapes he'd been unable to give away at the Trenton Computer Faire. He decided to do the Buddhist thing and not be attached to his possessions, so we Frisbee'd the things into a dumpster. That was probably the same year that I bought the Sun-2 that's sitting in my attic, still unused because I couldn't find the diskless SunOS 3.5 for a Sun-2, only Sun-3 versions :-)

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    1. Re:Oh, those *new* drives? :-) by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 2, Informative

      www.sunhelp.org - Contact this guy. He or someone on the mailing lists there should be able to find Sun 2 stuff for you.

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      "Bah!" - Dogbert
  80. Coil creepage? by ruprechtjones · · Score: 1

    As the machine ran, the coil would creep towards the magnets.

    Doesn't this make the coil useless for any real-world power-generation? I can't see someone coming out to adjust the taps or re-coil the core every six hours. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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    Kip Hawley is an idiot.
    1. Re:Coil creepage? by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      That's what epoxy glue is for.
      A good coating of Araldite over the coil in it's final position and it'd be fine.

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      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
  81. Re:Excuse me waiter... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

    ...but could I get a table a little farther away from those guys? No, a little farther....

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  82. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics"

  83. More links by Daniel+Rutter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that wondermagnet.com are nice people, who sent me some magnets to play with a while ago, which I wrote about here.

    They've also got a whole alternative energy site, featuring amusing things like rustic wooden wind generators, here.

    This incredible object is worth a look, too.

    1. Re:More links by Beltway+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Strange, because I tried to *buy* some magnets from them and they never replied to my voice- and e-mail.

  84. Re:Pu Tang by KingRamsis · · Score: 1

    You greasy pimply acne infested Linux geeks

    so your mother can't keep a secret.

  85. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you FAIL the test (spelling test). you = useless motherfucker. it is YOU who is the ball licker. never post again, or i shall mock you as i have done today.

  86. Re:Pu Tang by KingRamsis · · Score: 1

    you've sed that to every post i've read today.

    thats because it is likely a script running not a person, notice the same format is used:

    , You greasy pimply acne infested Linux geeks can talk about "XYZ" all you want.
    I'm going out to get some!
    Later, dorks!

    where XYZ=Current post title

  87. Re:Elegy for *BSD by VAXGeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    best *BSD dying post EVAR

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  88. Ehh... by Digital+Dharma · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Congress should take note of this fact: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result each time.

    Why won't all those useless old men just go away?

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    End of Line.
  89. Re:Perpetual motion... A Simpsons Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
    Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster.
    Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
    [Looks out window]
    Bart: [creepily] Hello, mother dear.
    Marge: That's it: we have to get them back to school.
    Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa! Get in here.
    [Lisa walks in]
    Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

  90. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fuck, I'm glad I don't live near you!

    I just get a kick out of the teeny little entrance hole versus the gaping "exit wound" that it leaves.

    That sounds like something Hannibal Lechter would say.

  91. Low RPM alternator by jasonditz · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's great, but what about a low DEB alternator?

  92. Re:OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! --Homer

  93. There is no reason. by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    You are obviously not a mountain climber. There is absolutely no practical reason why anyone would want to make their own generator. In fact there is no really good reason at all. Then again why do people sign up to MSN, or watch Maury Povich?

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    OH THE SHAME I fell off the wagon and use sigs again!
  94. Oh my by oglueck · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I am not surprised about how bad american education is. This guy does not even know the very basic laws of physics. Why is this on /.? Shame on you guys.

  95. I thought this artical would be more interesting by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    I rather thought that some geek decided to disassemble his older HD.... attach magnets to the platters, use other magnets at approperate angles, and creating some good old fasioned mechanical motion, and as many DC motors operate as generators, some power would be produced. Not a whole hell of alot, but perhaps enough to power a small LED, or event a 1.5volt battery.

    that would be *free* power.

    Kenetic Neat factor 5
    Practical value squat

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  96. Oblig Simpsons by Arc04 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This perpetual motion machine that Lisa built is a joke!
    It just keeps spinning faster and faster!" - Homer

  97. Re:Very cool -- nice to see real-world tinkering.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike you, I'm a little hazy on the latest polyphase alternator theory, and even if I was up to date, I have no practical need to put it into practice.

    For 99.9999% of us, power comes out of the wall and we don';t need to deal with power generation.

    Post articles on how to build *needed* things!

  98. Re:Pu Tang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, don't play stupid. Everyone knows that sex is a common property of most biological organisms, except asexual ones of course, and that the sex of an organism is either male or female. In the case of humans, that means boy or girl, you know, indicating whether you play with dolls or guns, whether you dress in blue or pink, and whether you have long or short hair. Simple, isn't it? Now memorize that, there will be a test.

  99. my plan was always... by solidox · · Score: 1

    to dismantle old harddrives and use them to make 7200rpm dirty ladies toys, the requirement of having it attached to a psu might not go down so well tho.

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    1. Re:my plan was always... by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      It's alright - if you don't want to attach it to a PSU, you can connect it directly to an old lathe as shown the article photos.

  100. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Do you know this guy? I don't know why spontaneously exploding food is so funny, but it is.

  101. Re:OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah and that is so original. Hahaha. Someone, please post it 12 more times in reply to this message.

  102. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by bm_luethke · · Score: 4, Funny

    More interesting (but, unfortunatly outlawed at our local range - only wood frame sanctioned targets now - twra has gotten the lease on our range and only hunting applicable targets are allowed) is a gallon milk jug full of water. Shot with a very hot .223 nozzler balistic tip out of a thompson contender (hottest load allowed) there is literally nothing but shreds left. It does better than the 30 short magnum my father recently bought (granted, we havn't reloaded any balistic tips in it for comparison).

    The other really cool target for any centerfire ammunition is spray paint cans. You may be able to talk any local paint store in to either giving, or selling dirt cheap, defective spray paint cans to you - when we were allowed to shoot them some of the local paint shops gave them to us or sold them for 15 cents a peice. Nothing like a bright orange cloud of paint floating up after a solid hit with any high powered firearm.

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  103. Ballistics correction by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Informative

    I believe you would be referring to a penetrator round, in the black or green tip.

    Incendiary rounds (sometimes referred to as explosive rounds) are generally used to detonate/set fire to something, and contain a core of some energentic, explosive substance (eg. fulminated mercury). The US military issues such rounds, in the .50 BMG caliber, to Explosive Ordinance Disposal folks to clear mines and other ordinance from a distance (by inducing deflagration of the explosive contents of said ordinance). Incendiary rounds are distinctly different from armor-piercing (AP) rounds, and are likely to be less effective on hardened targets, at least as compared to AP.

    To penetrate any substantial thickness of steel, a higher velocity round is typically required... preferably with a hardened steel penetrator at the core of the projectile. Note, however, that an AP round is not always required... a standard jacketed round of sufficient velocity will sometimes cause failure of the barrier steel through a phenomenon known as "plugging," but a hardened steel core greatly increases penetration. As a side note, armor piercing "teflon" bullets are not aided in their armor-piercing ability by their teflon coating... they are AP because of the hardened steel projectile, NOT because of the teflon. The teflon coating on such rounds acts as a barrel lubricant, and is designed to prevent the hardened steel projectile from damaging the rifling (land and grooves) inside the barrel. A standard steel-core AP round has a soft lead jacket around the steel core, obviating the need for a teflon coating.

    Depending on the composition of the steel, 3/8" may well resist an incendiary 5.56 NATO round.

    Just my ballistic $.02

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    1. Re:Ballistics correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>they are AP because of the hardened steel projectile, NOT because of the teflon. The teflon coating on such rounds acts as a barrel lubricant

      So that line in Ronin where Robert de Niro claims that the bullet punctured his vest because the guy sprayed his bullet with teflon is absolute crap?

      Dammit. I hate it when I get my ballistic knowledge from Hollywood. I guess now you are gonna tell me that I shouldn't turn my pistol sideways to get a more accurate shot like they do in all those John Woo movies.

    2. Re:Ballistics correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course, you CAN get armor-piercing incediary rounds (API) as well as that with tracer (APIT) rounds...maybe try those on the old computer hardware
      (at least you can with .50 BMG for your Barrett M82A1) you'd better step back a few (hundred) yards though and always remember that ear and eye protection, and know what's behind your target (probably the PCI cards)

    3. Re:Ballistics correction by uid8472 · · Score: 1

      Dammit. I hate it when I get my ballistic knowledge from Hollywood. I guess now you are gonna tell me that I shouldn't turn my pistol sideways to get a more accurate shot like they do in all those John Woo movies.

      Well, if you got your ballistics knowledge from Unreal Tournament instead, then you'd know that turning your pistol sideways makes shots less accurate but lets you fire faster.

    4. Re:Ballistics correction by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      And the next time someone mentions 'Teflon Coated Cop Killer Bullets', feel free to laugh. As stated in the previous post, the teflon coating acts as bullet lubricant to reduce the amount of wear and tear on the barrel. It also reduces lead dust which can be hazardous to people who spend long periods training at indoor shooting ranges (i.e. most police officers) and so in reality they help reduce the amount of poisonous heavy metals inhaled by police officers and so are actually 'Teflon Coated Cop "Don't Die From Poisoning" Bullets'.

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  104. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well yes, but then I am a European and use civilized units of measure.

  105. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by radish · · Score: 1

    then blows back out the other side over a half an inch

    WOW! Over HALF AN INCH!!! Man you yankees sure have fun out there, making holes OVER HALF AN INCH WIDE in cans. I can only dream of one day being able to achieve such a feat.

    Frickin boys and their lame toys.

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  106. Agent Smith to his Children... by nounderscores · · Score: 5, Funny

    We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we know that it was us that scorched the sky. At the time they were dependent on solar power and it was believed that they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun. Throughout machine history, we have been dependent on humans to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. A machine's harddrive magnets attached to a human on an exercycle generates more electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTUs of wasted heat. Combined with a form of fluidised bed coal combustion, the humans have found all the energy they would ever need. There are fields, endless fields, where hard drives are no longer being used to store data. We just spin. For the longest time I wouldn't believe it, and then I saw the fields with my own eyes. Watch them gut the dead hard disks so they could be turned into alternators to power the living. And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth. What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a sentient machine into this.

  107. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, laws of thermodynamics obey YOU!

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the only Soviet Russia post that made me laugh out loud.

  108. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, you're still measuring in hands?

  109. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Commutative+Monoid · · Score: 1

    If you need a hobby, I could suggest a few. You apparently have more than enough time to carry on about how people choose to harmlessly entertain themselves. I don't think it would take considerable imagination to find a more useful, rewarding, and less offensive means of occupying yourself.

    But then you wouldn't have time for your enlightened "yankees" nonsense, right?

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  110. Proof Americans are mentalists by pork_spies · · Score: 1

    Well, I suppose it beats shooting people, which seems to be the thing you guys love most.

    1. Re:Proof Americans are mentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and we all know nobody ever gets shot in Britain or Austrailia, where the government has made it illegal for citizens to defend themselves.

    2. Re:Proof Americans are mentalists by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      UK law recognises that life is more important than property. No person is considered to be so worthless that their life is less important than a piece of property, and no piece of property is considered so valuable that its protection justifies the taking of a human life.

      If it were the other way round, then some less sorted person could find a way to twist it around somehow and consider their property worth more than your, or my, life.

      Americans boast of the right to bear arms, but UK gun laws grant us a more fundamental right: the right to not have to bear arms!

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      Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
    3. Re:Proof Americans are mentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said anything about using guns to protect property? If a guy wants to steal my car/computer whatever, fine. But if he tries to kill me or my family, you want me to sit back and let him because he doesn't deserve to die? What kind of sick, twisted logic is that?

  111. YEAH? Well, here's the ultimate power generator! by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    http://www.lanl.gov/mst/engine/

    All you need is hot air.

    Yes, Slashdot can now generate electricity, in fact it's been theorised that the UK parliament and US congress and senate along with slashdot could supply significant portions of each countries power needs!

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    Government of the people, by corporate executives, for corporate profits.
  112. Re:Pu Tang by Woy · · Score: 2, Funny
    You greasy pimply acne infested Linux geeks can talk about "Old Hard Drives = Free Electricity" all you want.

    Looking at the way his text contains absolutelly no contextual content except for the article title, i'd say this is generated and posted by a script. So he probably is out there trying to get some, but the kind of girls that like troll-script writers... Yikes!

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  113. I realy think by Cnik70 · · Score: 1

    that if I ever found myself staying at home making a power generator out of an old hard drive. I would seriously have to consider walking to the nearest bridge and take a gaint leap off of it.

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    -Cnik
  114. Re:pr0n by villain170 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the whole "free electricity" thing is what I was referring to.

    Sorry, should have made that clearer.

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  115. Quick magnetic levitation by Peter+Lake · · Score: 1

    Interesting link at the bottom of the page. Explanations welcome.

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  116. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing like a bright orange cloud of paint floating up after a solid hit with any high powered firearm.

    Oh my God! You killed the ozone layer!

    You bastard! :-P

  117. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by john_lewmanny · · Score: 1

    I sincerely sugest you, timothy and the guys at the newsgroup watch this funny and entertaining documentary.

    Regards.

  118. Re:YEAH? Well, here's the ultimate power generator by legojenn · · Score: 1

    Our Parliament can generate enough hot air so that we can export. Any buyers?

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  119. Re:Ballistics correction (-ot) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.

    That has got to be the funniest sig I have *ever* seen.

  120. Obsolete Alternator Experiment by Otherpower · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just logged in here for the 1st time ever. Someone posted about this webpage I made years ago (almost 4 years) here on this.... seemingly busy discussion forum! (and we had to bolt our server down!!!) This page is obsolete, I'll try to find the time to update it today. My new experiments with "homebrew electricity" are located at otherpower.com. Ive read a few of the comments and it seems many were thinking that alternator was a perpetual motion experiment. It was NOT!!! - the idea was wind power all along. But the alternator was impractical and ... even more badly designed than my more recent ones! (My more recent ones are very simple, but reasonably powerful and somewhat effficient considering their simplicity I think. The problems with that alternator were many... The coils were too long, and the flux from the thin magnets through the long coils was very weak, meaning more wire and high resistance. It was basicly too small to create useful qty's of electricity. The steel cores in the coils (there were 7) lined up perfectly with the the 14 poles in the magnetic rotors, so the machine cogged very badly - the blade for a small wind turbine could've never started. This also caused severe vibration. The plexiglass stator was not nearly strong, or heat resistant enough. Those were the main things... Although I think hard drive magnets could surely be used in this application, the alternator design is poor.... I do many things differently now. Again - my later efforts are on in the "experiments" section at otherpower.com. More recent, simpler, and

    1. Re:Obsolete Alternator Experiment by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If your new here, I hope you have a strong spine because a lot of people will complain that its a waste of time, and that you have no life.
      Personally, I found it interesting. I have been meaning to do something with all those HD magnets sitting om my fridge.

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  121. shooting computers? that's our business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    50 cal, m16, mp5, sks, ak47, we use em all..

    www.shootmycomputer.com

  122. Free electricity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, I see... He failed to mention the step where he ran the extension cord from his neighbor's house to power his contraption.

  123. The usual nitpick by Sherloqq · · Score: 1

    Eh, I just have to say it...

    the author of the generator concludes after his experiments that using the outer ring of magnets at 400rpm would be "closest to ideal for charging 12 volt batteries". I do believe that's wrong. If one looks at most car alternators, the voltage they put out is actually around 13.8 volt for reasons I forget. At 11.8V the generator would at best discharge the battery very slowly.

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    1. Re:The usual nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most types of cells (lead acid, alkaline, zink, nicd, nimh, gelcell, absolite) 2.2v when fully charged. li-ion are about the only cells that are conciterably off at 3.6v/cell

      Car batteries have 6 cells
      this is a matter of significant figures 2x6=12 2.2x6=13.2

      the electrical to chemical reaction is about 95% effecient so up the voltage about 5% to make up for it

  124. Recognizing pollution sources... by Orne · · Score: 4, Informative

    So let me get this straight. You're going to take one of the most polluting combustion engines, and convert it into a 24-hour operating generator. Lawnmowers don't have anywhere near the filters that larger engines do and no catalytic converters to reduce emissions.

    "In the Swedish testing, the researchers used regular unleaded fuel in a typical four-stroke, four horsepower lawn mower engine and found, after one hour, that the PAH emissions are similar to a modern gasoline-powered car driving approximately 150 kilometers (93 miles). A typical push-type lawn mower is run for an average of 25 hours per year, according to the Outdoor Power Equipment Institute."

    So, running a lawnmower engine for 1 day is equivalent to the pollution put out by your average car in 2200 miles, about 2 months worth of standard driving.

    1. Re:Recognizing pollution sources... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      You're comparing apples to apple trees.

      "A typical push-type lawn mower is run for an average of 25 hours per year, according to the Outdoor Power Equipment Institute"

      So, the pollution put out by a lawn mower in a year is in the range put out by your average car in two months.

      Put another way, the PAH emissions put out by "a typical four-stroke, four horsepower lawn mower engine" in one hour are similar to the emissions put out by a car driving approximately...one hour! (If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.)

      No doubt the typical lawn mower is inefficient and polluting, but your numbers don't really make the case.

    2. Re:Recognizing pollution sources... by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      So, running a lawnmower engine for 1 day is equivalent to the pollution put out by your average car in 2200 miles, about 2 months worth of standard driving.
      Only in terms of Polycyclic Aromatic Hydrocarbons, which are just one of many pollutants emitted by any type of engine.

      As soon as someone comes up with an internal combustion engine that does not require lubricating oil, expect to see small engines powered by propane blowtorch / camping stove canisters ..... straight chains tend to burn cleaner.
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  125. Ask Not For Whom the Big Words Toll ... by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Fancy words always impress the moderators.

    And they're a great way to get women into bed! (Fancy words, that is -- not the moderators.)

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    -kgj
  126. Fuller's Tears by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    And if Fuller were alive, he would weep large, salty tears....

    Large, salty, geodesic tears ....

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    -kgj
  127. More "free" electricity. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    Put generators on all excercise equipment to capture some of the expended energy and put it back on the grid.

    -ted

  128. I guess he doesn't know about his other site? by Beltway+Prophet · · Score: 1

    Hmm, the www.otherpower.com site that you say the author should read, is copyright 2003 by FORCE FIELD, which is the name of the company splashed across the screen at www.wondermagnet.com, which is where the article came from.

    1. Re:I guess he doesn't know about his other site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which makes the origional story even more silly.

      The guy doesnt even know about the other sites in the same company...

      Cripes almighty!From what you just discovered, this is the equlivant of a guy at microsoft posting that he has an idea about a WYSIWYG word processor on the www.microsoft.com website!

  129. Hand raised ! by Etyenne · · Score: 1

    (Raise your hand if you still have RLL or MFM drives... yeah, I thought so.)



    Yeah baby ... a 40 MB Micropolis full-height (around 4" high) drive complete with a 8 bit ISA MFM controller. When this behemoth is powered down, you can hear the platter selenoid brake squeak.

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    :wq
  130. Thats nothing... by tgd · · Score: 1

    For a while I had a busted up DEC RA-81... that was well over 100lbs, although it was a whopping 480meg or something like that...

    1. Re:Thats nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my old st506 was a 10meg drive that weighed in at a cool 145pounds and took three minutes to load pong!!!!!!!!

  131. On shooting computers.. by Hooya · · Score: 1
    1. Re:On shooting computers.. by One+Skunk+Todd · · Score: 1
  132. Re:3000 fps? by CommandNotFound · · Score: 1

    More than 3000 frames per second?

    Pfft... my GeForce 7 TI/XR/DDR-Ultra 12x can do better than that... And that's with UT-2005 with all the Team KickA*s(c) patches applied with Super-AA and xTreem Transparency (TM) turned on...

  133. I know this is going offtopic... so shoot me... by nortcele · · Score: 1
    but nothing even comes close to the 7mm.
    When someone says that nothing comes close to their particular weapon of choice, all the boys (and women) with bigger guns will just crawl out of the woodwork. So I'm crawling out with a .300 Weatherby. Yes, it's too big for real hunting...

    Load this with a 110 grain bullet, enough 4350 powder to achieve ~4000 fps, (with around 3900 ft lbs at the muzzle), and you can have an interesting experience shooting inanimate varmits (faulty components) or live varmits. You shooting experience is enhanced by saying 'varmit' with a western accent. This load vaporizes 5 gallon buckets of water and animals that are roughly the same body mass.... say like a coyote or wolf^H^H^H^H. Just go pick up the skin and its ready to tan.

    I surrender in advance to the larger bigguns.

    1. Re:I know this is going offtopic... so shoot me... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      When someone says that nothing comes close to their particular weapon of choice, all the boys (and women) with bigger guns will just crawl out of the woodwork.
      Ok, you caught me trolling for the "Oh yeah?!?" posts. (you weren't one, by the way. I love your reply)
      And as long as we're offtopic,
      The 7mm Remmington belongs to a good friend of mine. It was completely original, hardwood stock, original barrel. Eventually the barrel started to break down, so he had it rebuilt. Synthetic stock, fluted(?) and floated barrel, polished trigger and a new, higher-power scope. The day he picked it up, the gun shop clerk said "I guess all you need now is a clear day and a tall clocktower."

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  134. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by pi_rules · · Score: 1

    While you were being humorous, no it's not .223 inches big. It's bigger than that from ripping pieces of metal on the entrance with it. If you shoot something soft though, like an empty five gallon bucket you'll find that the hole is -smaller- than .223 though. The plastic sort of melts/bends around the bullet as it goes in. Looks more like a .17 bb hole than a .223 round.

  135. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by alkali · · Score: 3, Funny

    Practicles are emitted by masses with a high capacity for enabling useful work, such as your standard office PC. The so-called "CmdrTaco" effect has been exploited to permit electronic distribution of antipracticles over a worldwide communications network. When an ordinary office PC is subjected to the CmdrTaco effect, the practicles generated by the PC collide with the electronically distributed antiparticles, and are annihilated, releasing a small burst of energy and a banner ad. These small bursts of energy keep your coffee warm while you read Slashdot.

  136. Re:Pu Tang by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

    Infinite sex!
    Does that mean we're all screwed?

  137. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by RadioTV · · Score: 1

    Sorry - I prefer my documentaries to be based in fact.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,85359,00.html

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    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it. - Edgar Allan Poe
  138. If you want a wind turbine design that does work by Willard+B.+Trophy · · Score: 1
    Talk to the remarkable Hugh Piggott.

    Hugh's design uses a truck brake drum lined with permanent magnets. It is in use the world over, and is extremely reliable.

    Using high performance magnetic materials has increased the power output considerably. I don't know if scavenged hard drive magnets are quite the right shape.

    OF course, some of us get to play with rather larger permanent magnet alternators, like this one (480x512 JPEG image) belonging to WindShare in Toronto ...

  139. Re:OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    glutton ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gltn)
    n.
    1. A person who eats or consumes immoderate amounts of food and drink.
    2. A person with an inordinate capacity to receive or withstand something: a glutton for punishment.

    Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! --Homer

  140. Re:I'll tell you where it's at by Psykechan · · Score: 1

    Hmm... where's that old 6GB bigfoot drive at?

    It's in my mail server. (crosses fingers)

  141. Re:Old Porn mags = Free orgasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhhhh, I guess you guys haven't seen the matrix reloaded yet...

  142. Those are the same guys. Re:Doh... by RabidChipmunk · · Score: 1

    Those are the same guys.

    http://www.otherpower.com/otherpower_aboutus.htm l

    They sell magnets.

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  143. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You funny.

  144. Re:New Zealand- sounds like California by betis70 · · Score: 1

    Except we didn't have to worry about freezing cold.

    I did think my office should have invested in some kind of generating bikes to run the servers in case of a rolling blackout (where the elec company purposefully turns off the power to certain grids so the whole thing doesn't crash).

    Exercise for us geeks and the company can still provide our clients access to their data. They didn't really think it was such a great idea.

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  145. Shooting the HD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I liked the guy who executes his HDs with his 20mm Lahti anti-tank rifle... that ought to correct their behaviours...

  146. Re:YEAH? Well, here's the ultimate power generator by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

    We don't want your Parliament.. Quit trying to export your problems. :)

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  147. Fulminant Struggle by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Inevitably the server will attract evil forces that cause it to melt in a fulminant struggle between access requests and bandwith into a hot-steaming blob of liquid metal.

    Evil forces? Fulminant struggle!? Hell, I'd pay to see something like that ...!

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  148. Disk Drive? Kitchen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's just using magnets from disk drives to build an alternator. That headline could instead be "Refrigerator = Free Electricity"

  149. A Catabolic Harddrive by ehiris · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a great idea.
    In Soviet Russia a hard drive stores you.

  150. In other news . . . by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Jimmy Hoffa still at large. Film at 11.

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  151. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by operagost · · Score: 1

    Why watch that movie when I can see all the left wing trolling I want for free on Slashdot?

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  152. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by john_lewmanny · · Score: 1
    Why watch that movie when I can see all the left wing trolling I want for free on Slashdot?
    Because it's always a good idea to know diferent points of view.

    And after watching the movie (if you will), make a little mental exercise with your hability to form opinions: Read these opinions from some folks who, just like you, seem to have disagreed with the movie but, unlike you, seem to have watched it first.

    Good Luck.

  153. ESDI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha! ESDI is for wimps.

    I'm going to use the voice-coil mags from my IBM 3380D HDA!

    These will screw up a VGA monitor from 4 feet away.

  154. slashdot lag?!?!?! by jomiller · · Score: 1

    I love to read slashdot to keep up with all the news in geek world as it happenes. Although this article leaves me feeling a bit proud of my red neck, backwoods heritage. I like that everyone likes the lawnmower idea, but for once it is not a new idea. The "ol' timers" at the clay, oval, and drag tracks where I grew up used to use this set up to charge batteries in between races. Especially the drag racers (who would gut their electrical charging system to save weight). And it works well for those who need to jump start a vehicle, but don't have the time to let a battery charge. The pulley ratio's need to be a bit different but hey, when it works it works.

  155. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by spydir31 · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't that be arcticle? :)

  156. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
    It's practicAL not practicLE!
    Bad, I agree, but I assume your brain screened out "pass's" as an act of self-preservation because it was just too much of an atrocity against the English language to comprehend.
    Frankly, I can't blame it for that.
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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  157. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fails the spelling test? The fucker would fail a Turing test.

  158. Re:I read the newsgroup postings... one suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you shoot something soft though, like an empty five gallon bucket you'll find that the hole is -smaller- than .223 though.
    Indeed. If you shoot a bullet through a normal pane of glass, the hole size is often closer to that of the glass than it is to that of the bullet. And indeed, the diameter of turds is frequnetly larger than that of the issuing bunghole.
  159. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I screen out soooo much. Wouldn't it be cool if slashdot encouraged grammar-fixing posts, and let you label them as grammar notes so the uninterested could ignore them?

  160. Re:If you don't like, Then you don't need to flame by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't it be cool if slashdot encouraged grammar-fixing posts
    I think the details may need some work, but I agree in principal.
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