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Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market

psoriac writes "According to this article the Taiwanese Taikong Corporation is starting to sell "Night Pearls" - zebrafish that glow in different red and green patterns thanks to genes from jellyfish and marine coral. US sales are expected to follow."

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  1. "Finally... by frieked · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the world will know the glory of the five assed monkey." -Mephisto

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    1. Re:"Finally... by rmadmin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Screw that, I want a Mog(tm) Monkey/Dog hybrid. Its "Mans best friend with arms"(c) All rights reserved, The drunk guys at a graduation party.

    2. Re:"Finally... by Lazamataz · · Score: 3, Funny
      I can't wait until they combine the genes from the Bombardier Beetle, the Firefly, and the Electric eel.

      Get the freakin' thing upset, and BOOOM.... bits of insect/fish dripping down your walls....

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    3. Re:"Finally... by HowlinMad · · Score: 0, Funny

      I'm sorry Mog is taken. Please see the movie Spaceballs. 1/2 Man + 1/2 Dog = Mog. John Candy played the role.

    4. Re:"Finally... by rmadmin · · Score: 1

      I know.. fscking prior art anyways. :-/ Its just funnier with a monkey. :-) (BTW, I have Spaceballs, Got it at Target in the "Bargain bin" of stuff they were throwing away. Nothing like good movies for $2.50 :-)

    5. Re:"Finally... by Cruciform · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't forget, he's his "own best friend." :)

    6. Re:"Finally... by Lazamataz · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Haha that was a great first post.

      Tank you furry much. I've had years of practice on other forums, so I guess that's cheating a little.... :o)

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    7. Re:"Finally... by BlueEar · · Score: 1

      And we should not forget the Spookyfish episode and what it did to Kenny.

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    8. Re:"Finally... by jericho4.0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, if I could lick my own genitals, I'd be my own best friend, too.

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    9. Re:"Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it. I've seen your genitals.

    10. Re:"Finally... by thynk · · Score: 1

      Well, if I could lick my own genitals, I'd be my own best friend, too.

      Yeah, if I could do that, I'd never leave the house.

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    11. Re:"Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more interested in crossing a pot bellied pig with an elephant to make little pot bellied elephants...

    12. Re:"Finally... by thgreatoz · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard that song by loverboy?
      "Doot-n Doot-n Pig and Elephant DNAAAA....just wooon't spliiice!!!"

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    13. Re:"Finally... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      That Xenocrates quote is pretty weak.

      He didn't say that silence is always better. He only said that he hadn't regretted any of the times that he did choose to remain silent.

    14. Re:"Finally... by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      Damn you, I just spewed Diet Dr Pepper on my new 17" flat panel monitor. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    15. Re:"Finally... by Colonel+Blimp · · Score: 1

      Laz, don't tell me you are at this site too. shrug

    16. Re:"Finally... by htpsorcerer · · Score: 1

      kewl.....they can start with tht indangered species list.....

    17. Re:"Finally... by emilng · · Score: 1

      Well, if I could lick my own genitals, I'd be my own best friend, too. Yeah, if I could do that, I'd never leave the house. You better not do that after you leave the house.

    18. Re:"Finally... by mwolff · · Score: 1

      We could have GIZMO!!!!!!
      That beats a 5-assed monkey any day!!!!!!

  2. How about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ever see the mouse with the human ear? I'd like to see a guinea pig with a human vagina. And no teeth.

    1. Re:How about this? by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We need a Moderation for +1/-1 Disgusting!

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    2. Re:How about this? by ScuzzyNutsThePirate · · Score: 1

      I don't get it, why no teeth? I mean, the poor thing wouldn't be able to eat and.... OOOOOH. I get it.

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    3. Re:How about this? by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1

      I still don't get it... vaginas don't have teeth!

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    4. Re:How about this? by ScuzzyNutsThePirate · · Score: 4, Funny

      I take it that you've never been to Kentucky?

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    5. Re:How about this? by javiercero · · Score: 1

      Ohhh poor child, one day you will get it. You are still too innocent and unspoiled, don't let poster's like the parent of this thread take that from you....

    6. Re:How about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you know? It's not like you have ever seen one (after birth of course).

    7. Re:How about this? by psychogentoo · · Score: 1

      Ill tempered sea bass with freakin' "lazers"

    8. Re:How about this? by bmorton · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. I think that's the last time I'll ever eat while perusing Slashdot.

    9. Re:How about this? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      PLUS one Disgusting? Hmm, yeah that will sure take care of all the goatse links. :-O

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    10. Re:How about this? by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      They picked the wrong week to write the Toothless Guinnea Pig /w Human Vagina moderation out of Slashcode.

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    11. Re:How about this? by Lazamataz · · Score: 0
      I still don't get it... vaginas don't have teeth!

      Apparantly, you've never met my ex-wife.

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    12. Re:How about this? by tsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well I don't know. I think I'll keep on bonking sheep. They are easier to hold on to :-)

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  3. Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd rather have a pressurized tank with naturally bioluminescent deep-sea species...

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    1. Re:Bah! by oenone01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd rather have a pressurized tank with naturally bioluminescent deep-sea species...

      How would you clean it? That is without killing the fish when you depressurized it.

    2. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could get an eco-sphere... They're not luminescent, but you don't need to clean the 'tank' :)

    3. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How would you clean it? That is without killing the fish when you depressurized it.


      While I'm daydreaming, I may as well make it a perfectly self-sustaining biosphere that never needs cleaning, right?

      Seriously, if I could afford to create such an environment and the equipment needed to get the fishes from the ocean and into it (which to the best of my knowledge noone has ever done) I would imagine I could create a cleaning system that works while the system was pressurized.

      Alternately, perhaps some multi-chambered approach where the fish could be herded into a chamber that remains pressurized while the other chamber is depressurized for cleaning???
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    4. Re:Bah! by rf_homer · · Score: 1

      Which would immediately be blind since you don't live in a permanent blackness (unless you view /. with black text on a black screen....). But assuming you can get past the genetic modifications, people with aquariums are often for relaxation/amusement. I find that unique fish would be a welcome addition to my tank, but breeding is beyond me so as long as these fish don't have other major side effects from gm (short life, high cost, diseases, etc) than for those of us who do this for the enjoyment would love these. It does make you think of Jurassic Park when they say the fish are 90% sterilized.

    5. Re:Bah! by DigitalDragon · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never kept a fish tank. Trust me, it is much harder to attend for marine tank than for a fresh water one.

      A pressurized tank would cost many thousands of dollars and would present a great hazard to life and to the apartment. A glowing GM fish on the other hand would cost only a few bucks.

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    6. Re:Bah! by ender- · · Score: 3, Informative

      Seriously, if I could afford to create such an environment and the equipment needed to get the fishes from the ocean and into it (which to the best of my knowledge noone has ever done)

      On the contrary, the Monterey Bay Aquarium has quite a few deep sea creatures in pressurised tanks/displays. I don't know how they clean them though.

      Ender

    7. Re:Bah! by sbsaylors · · Score: 1

      I think this is fairly obvious ...

      magic

    8. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never kept a fish tank.


      Actually, I have kept a number of them (only fresh or brackish for exactly the reason you mention). It was intended to be a joke...

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    9. Re:Bah! by Lazamataz · · Score: 2, Funny
      How would you clean it? That is without killing the fish when you depressurized it.

      Crank your air conditioning way up high, hoping that it will pressurize your apartment?

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    10. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip. My next trip Westward will not be complete without a visit to see the fangtooth!

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    11. Re:Bah! by The_K4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just use really thick pressurized plastic bags to bring them home from the pet store :) he he he

    12. Re:Bah! by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      does the fish even have to live in highly pressurized water? given a 24 hour period of slow pressuization, the fish's body would adjust accordingly, one would think.

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    13. Re:Bah! by JungleBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Many deep sea creatures don't actually require a pressurized environment. They can life at surface pressure. But they tend to be very sensitive to temp (need cold), light (its dark down there), and oxygen level.

      Monterey Bay Aquarium: Care of deep sea animals
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    14. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 1
      I really wish I could select the "foot" icon to indicate when I'm joking...

      But to continue the gag:

      Which would immediately be blind since you don't live in a permanent blackness


      If I could afford to maintain a tank of this nature, I could certainly afford to put it in a sealed room with no light sources more intense than those of the fishes, since the human eye can detect extremely low light levels when dark-adapted.
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    15. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Finally someone who gets it! I can't believe how many serious retorts I got for this post...

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    16. Re:Bah! by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Informative

      A well balanced aquarium doesn't need to be cleaned. In a saltwater tank, you might want to scrape brine from the walls periodically, but I've had freshwater tanks that haven't been cleaned in years. You just exchange 10% of the water every two weeks. Just make sure you have some aquatic plants and a couple of Chinese Algae eaters to keep the glass clean.

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    17. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we could try the same experiment on you... in space. Enjoy.

    18. Re:Bah! by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      Once you depressurize the tank, you would defiently need to clean it. Much like an egg in a microwave but instead with the fish's swim bladder which is filled with air.

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    19. Re:Bah! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      A lot of people got it, but you are dealing with a crowd that likes to solve problems. Add to that thye fact that it is a cool idea, your going to get some solutions.

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    20. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      I wasn't complaining about the problem solvers, that part is fun. I was talking about the people who wanted to tell me why it was a ridiculous idea. :-)

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    21. Re:Bah! by Lazamataz · · Score: 0
      does the fish even have to live in highly pressurized water? given a 24 hour period of slow pressuization, the fish's body would adjust accordingly, one would think.

      Squeeze the fish, just to be sure.

      (Geez, how many times have we heard THAT line....?)

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    22. Re:Bah! by rf_homer · · Score: 1

      As funny as I meant that original post, I wonder how long you'd have to sit in the dark to really appreciate the beauty of those type of fish?

    23. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long you'd have to sit in the dark to really appreciate the beauty of those type of fish?


      Conventional wisdom in observational astronomy circles (where I am much more knowledgable than in marine biological ones!) is that it takes 30-60 minutes to become fully dark adapted.

      Well worth it to watch a deep sea angler in action, IMO.

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    24. Re:Bah! by secolactico · · Score: 2, Informative

      While I'm daydreaming, I may as well make it a perfectly self-sustaining biosphere that never needs cleaning, right?

      Here. Not luminicent, but it's a start.

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    25. Re:Bah! by Kenshin · · Score: 2, Funny
      But they tend to be very sensitive to temp (need cold), light (its dark down there), and oxygen level.

      Well, I don't know about the oxygen thing, but it seems they'd be a perfect companion for Slashdotters.

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    26. Re:Bah! by ender- · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Looking more closely at the site, it looks like they don't use pressurized tanks. They only display animals that can survive the change in pressure. It says they experimented with it, but had to make the viewing window so small on the pressurized tanks that it wouldn't have made much of a pleasant viewing experience for visitors.

      Unfortunately it says the Fangtooth was one of the fish that they can't bring to the surface :(

      But it's still worth the trip. There are some really beautiful exhibits...

      Ender

    27. Re:Bah! by Ian+Peon · · Score: 1

      I did the control system programming for that exhibit.

      Generally, the fish that survive depressurization are those that don't have a swim bladder (an organ that is basically a small bubble surrounded by a muscle - fish sqeezes - it sinks, relaxes - it floats, depressurizes - it pops)

    28. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't clean fish aquariums unless you like your fish to die on a regular basis. Anyone who keeps fish with more interest than goldfish in a bowl knows that cleaning is one of the worst things you can do to an aquarium.

    29. Re:Bah! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      yeah sure, the same goes with a person... just depressurize them for 24 hours and let them survive in near vacuum.

      Those breeds need the pressure to stay alive.

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    30. Re:Bah! by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      What's the problem?

      Please tell me you don't think bodies "explode" in near vacuum!

      Hint: Its not air pressure that holds our bodies together.

      For more info see http://www.badastronomy.com/mad/1999/space_feel.ht ml

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    31. Re:Bah! by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      i'm not too well versed in fish biology, but i am pretty sure they don't have any sacks of air in them that is required to survive; all the oxygen they use is absorbed through their gills, unlike a human, which has a large sack in the middle of their chest. as far as I know, that is the only limitation for humans to be able to survive in a near vaccume. i would think the lack of lungs would allow for a greater ability to survive different pressure zones.

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    32. Re:Bah! by tsa · · Score: 1

      It's easy. Just make a tank as high as the Eiffel tower. You can put the fish in and you don't have to pressurize it.

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    33. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      It's easy. Just make a tank as high as the Eiffel tower. You can put the fish in and you don't have to pressurize it.


      I like the way you think! Not only could I have my deep-sea species, but all the higher strata as well. I think it would need to be a little taller, though, because the ocean is considerably deeper than the Eiffel Tower is tall, and there would be a minor difference in the gravitational contribution when building up instead of down...

      I'm thinking at this point it would be a lot cheaper to just buy a submarine. :-)

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    34. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to believe that when you actually want to SEE the fish.

    35. Re:Bah! by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      Here's a light, now go find the rest.

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    36. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Seriously, if I could afford to create such an environment and the equipment needed to get the fishes from the ocean and into it (which to the best of my knowledge noone has ever done)



      On the contrary, the Monterey Bay Aquarium has quite a few deep sea creatures in pressurised tanks/displays. I don't know how they clean them though.



      From the MBA pages:

      Are the exhibits pressurized?
      No, we don't need to pressurize our exhibits because we only display animals that can survive at surface pressuresâ"like king crabs, hagfish, predatory tunicates and ratfish. These animals don't have gas-filled spaces in their bodies like some deep sea animals, so they adjust easily to life at sea level pressure.

      Our scientists experimented with developing high-pressure exhibits to display pressure-sensitive deep sea animals. Such exhibits required very small viewing windows, to withstand strong water pressure. Since small windows wouldn't create an enjoyable experience for our visitors, we chose to display other deep sea animals in more natural-looking exhibits instead.

    37. Re:Bah! by Sherloqq · · Score: 1

      Aaaight, here's a train of thought... deep-sea fish / animals in a self-sustaining biosphere... deep-sea implies depths where natural light doesn't reach... introducing it might disrupt the biosphere, breaking the self-sustenance chain (i.e. kill off some plants, fish, whatever)... to prevent that, you'd have to wrap it in light-proof material... that sort of takes away from enjoying the experience...

      Unless all the elements of your high-pressure biosphere are light-proof... or in their absence, you genetically modify them yourself... sounds like a project that's not quite worth the effort ;(

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    38. Re:Bah! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Actually, I discussed this with someone else in a different thread.

      My suggesiton was to house the tank in a completely dark room (which, now that I think of it, I would need to enter through a "light lock") and sit for 30-60 minutes until fully dark adapted so I could enjoy the faint luminescence of the fishes.

      I think it was on that same thread I concluded it would be cheaper to just buy a submarine.

      A lot of mileage for a joke post, no? :-)

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    39. Re:Bah! by Sherloqq · · Score: 1

      A lot of mileage for a joke post, no? :-)

      D'oh! And I put so much effort into making sure my arguments were well thought-out... :)

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    40. Re:Bah! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1



      What's the problem?

      Please tell me you don't think bodies "explode" in near vacuum!

      Hint: Its not air pressure that holds our bodies together.


      Let's just put it this way, it helps keep us alive in many ways. Explode, no... that only happens to cars that flip over in the movies.

      Exploding is the least of our problems :)
      The animals from those depths are so keenly adapted that their entire bodies are made for those pressures. I was watching the Discovery channel once about deep sea life, and they were showing fish that looked utterly gorgeous.. they took them to the surface and by then they were just shapeless oozes of gel (in the water).

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  4. Roll on the genetically engineered toys by ites · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It was inevitable, and follows a long and respected history of torturing animal genes to please people. Little dogs like mice, cats with squished faces, glowing fish. Hey, what's the good of absolute power if we can't abuse it.

    Before all the fuss about "messing with nature", I'll just remind /. readers about the theory that most human attributes including pigmentation were selected by sexual, not environmental selection. I.e. we look like we do largely because, like glowing fish, we find ourselves "cute".

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    1. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by WTFmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, also a member of PETA, am wondering how these fish taste.

      BTW, that's the "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals".

    2. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 0

      Err that IS evironmental selection.

    3. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      history of torturing animal genes

      Something tells me that genes don't feel pain and therefore can't be tortured. Maybe it is that lack of a nervous system.

      From an ethical point of view I have no problem with this. My only concern would be letting something like this loose in nature and therefore messing with ecology.

    4. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Master+Bait · · Score: 2, Funny

      Give us another million years and we'll breed away the hair on the muff forever.

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    5. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by parkanoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you trying to say that the vast majority of the human race has the intellegence of the bugblatter beast because geeks can't get laid? ;)

    6. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'll just remind /. readers about the theory that > most human attributes including pigmentation were
      > selected by sexual, not environmental selection.

      There is a reason why we like certain things. What you call sexual and environmental selection are closely interwoven.

    7. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1
      human attributes...were selected by sexual, not environmental selection. I.e. we look like we do largely because, like glowing fish, we find ourselves "cute".

      That's part of environmental selection, the humans around you being the environment. You're inferior if you can't find a mate, and you don't pass your genes.

      Besides...what causes us to find a particular someone "cute"? Could it be that these preferences too have "evolved" as part of environmental selection? And don't give me the "we don't select our mates based on animal instincts, we're intelligent people" crap..if that were true, the infamous "dumb blond" species would never reproduce.

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    8. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      The taste will positively leave you glowing....

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    9. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Xerithane · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll just remind /. readers about the theory that most human attributes including pigmentation were selected by sexual, not environmental selection. I.e. we look like we do largely because, like glowing fish, we find ourselves "cute".

      Yes, and what is found to be cute often relies on the features necessary for best survival in any environment.

      Go back a few thousand years:
      In Africa, the darker the skin the more time out in the sun gathering food and hunting. The women who are larger can carry more, nurse more, hence the desire for larger, curvatious women (Go back to older African songs saying their women have bigger breasts/ass)

      In Eastern Asian countries, especially Japan, a lot of time is spent fishing in bright sunlight. Darker pigmentation in the eyes, plus smaller eyes, for better visibility on the water, lean muscles for fishing -- height being a factor.

      Cute is a byproduct of what the environment says will survive best.

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    10. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll just remind /. readers about the theory that most human attributes including pigmentation were selected by sexual, not environmental selection.

      And I'll remind you that sexual selection is not the same as genetic engineering which inserts genes from one species into an entirely different organism.

      By your argument it would be possible for modified plants including fish genes (to help prevent frost damage) could occur in nature through pollinization/sexual reproduction. It just isn't possible.

    11. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by b-baggins · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah. Heaven forbid a gene mutation makes it into the general population. The next thing you know, evolution might start taking place.

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    12. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      You mean the blondes who act dumb because they think it will catch the man they want species? Or the dumb blonde male stereotype species?

      It's been my experience that what a person writes is a lot more indicative of intelligence than their hair color.

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    13. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by ites · · Score: 1

      "Cute is a byproduct of what the environment says will survive best."

      It's exactly this simplistic explanation for human variety that sucks. Africans are _not_ black because they need to go out in the sun. If that was the case, Asian fishermen would be black - the sun on water is much stronger than on land. Africans sleep in the shade when it's too hot. They have dark skin because what was a small relative advantage became a fashion. Think of blonde hair, 'oriental' eyes,... human taste has dictated many aspects of human looks.

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    14. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by mattsucks · · Score: 2, Funny

      how these fish taste. .. and whether the glow-in-the-dark effect will .. um .. pass through ...

    15. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by zod1025 · · Score: 1

      Genes are just sequences... they encode for proteins, which are just chemicals. It is perfectly logical that any particular gene could naturally occur in any species, in time. Modified plants with 'fish genes' would be the same plant with extra proteins from the new genes. Period. Nothing outrageous.

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    16. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Actually Africans ARE black because of their greater exposure to sunlight. Check out the PBS special called "RACE".

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    17. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by AntiOrganic · · Score: 5, Funny

      (Go back to older African songs saying their women have bigger breasts/ass)

      I wouldn't consider "Baby Got Back" an older African song.

    18. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can I have that file please?

    19. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't consider "Baby Got Back" an older African song.

      Ok, but what about "Brick House"?

    20. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Larger breasts do not give the ability to "nurse more," at least, not in any useful way.

      And you don't explain why people would need to nurse more in Africa than in Japan (for example).

    21. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, while some genetic attributes are definitely related to the survival-of-the-fittest/response-to-environment, such as pigmentation in African cultures, according to Stephen Wolfram the majority of such attributes (i.e. the particular formations of shells, pigmentations in most animals, etc.) are formed in a far more arbitrary fashion. Wolfram believes that all natural systems are just manifestations of simple programs.

      I'm probably not stating this very well, but you can read about it in "A New Kind of Science"

    22. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by G.+Waters · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, people with dark skin have kept that feature from proto homo-sapien times. It was caucasian people who adapted to the lack of sunlight in northern climes.

      The skin produces vitamin D when exposed to sunlight. Too much pigment in a low-sunlight environment will result in rickets and other problems from lack of vitamin D. Hence, light-skinned people winning out in sexual selection in the northern geographical regions. This carries over to asiatic peoples, with lighter skinned north and darker south.

      There is a reason for everything.

    23. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      This really goes hand in hand with my theory that we are becoming more attractive as a society. Think about it...today's survival does not depend on hunting anymore really, least not in the US. What does it depend on? Money, or marrying someone with money. How do you marry someone with money? Well, aside from being charming...you can raise your odds by being super attractive. Hence, to increase survivability and your chances of reproducing, we are becoming more attractive as a whole. Don't believe me? Look at the kinds of people walking around in NY and Chicago and LA. Trust me, this is just the tip of the ice berg, and in the next century I think we'll see this concept gain a little more solidity.

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    24. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by calethix · · Score: 1

      "the theory that most human attributes including pigmentation were selected by sexual, not environmental selection. I.e. we look like we do largely because, like glowing fish, we find ourselves "cute"."

      Why are there so many fat/ugly people then? ;)

    25. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Can anyone else tell if this is a troll or a moron? I'm finding it hard to tell the difference lately, I think I need a break.

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    26. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by ites · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except it's been proven by mitochondrial DNA analysis that Europe was settled quite late from Asia and from the Middle East. If anything, existing variation in skin color meant that light-skinned people could do better in the north, and climate difference acted as a gradient filter as much as a force for evolutionary adaptation.

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    27. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Don't believe me? Look at the kinds of people walking around in NY and Chicago and LA. Trust me, this is just the tip of the ice berg, and in the next century I think we'll see this concept gain a little more solidity.

      I do believe you, humanity is entering a point that has not been touched before -- surviving without the need to survive. By "need to survive" I mean there is an actual necessity to work towards survival. You simply survive, there is no working towards it.

      Intelligence will decrease as you can survive adequately with out it.
      Physical "beauty" will become more defined and prominent.
      People will continue doing what people do.

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    28. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by SoVeryWrong · · Score: 1

      /.ers can't afford to be picky?

    29. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Question is, how much of that "attractiveness" is artificial vs. natural, thus won't be passed on?

    30. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Funny

      One time, my friend went into petsmart and asked to buy some fish.

      The lady asked him, "What size aquarium will you be putting these in?".

      He replied: "Aquarium? I was just going to chuck them at passing cars in the parking lot!"

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    31. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about everyone else but when I see things like this I first ask 'Why?'.. then 'What the fuck.. cool!' If they didn't cost to much I'd buy some of these. I can imagine the pleasure of my cats sitting in a dark room watching the swimming fish glow in the dark.

      It's a shame they can't provide a drug that could be given to current pets to make them glow. (Yes, I admit it.. I'd probably dose myself.. who needs a glow in the dark condom now!) I'd feel safer letting my pets out to pee at night if they glowed. I'm sure all drivers would notice them then. Could they make just the hair glow?

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    32. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1
      It's been my experience that what a person writes is a lot more indicative of intelligence than their hair color.

      Yes, I agree. It's also indicative of their sense of humor.

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    33. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Zirnike · · Score: 2, Funny
      "who needs a glow in the dark condom now!"

      (obligatory) Probably not you, if you start glowing...

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    34. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      Chicks are evolved to prefer men who seem capable of tackling beasts and bringing their meat home for dinner and protecting their families using the most rudimentary of weapons more than those capable of engineering rockets to land on the moon, for obvious reasons.

    35. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Buggernut · · Score: 1

      So now that we have the technology to modify the pigmentation of living organisms, soon, will every newborn baby girl be a blue-eyed blonde?

    36. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Well they may not give the ability, but it may look like it to some ppl.

    37. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Attractive people typically are more healthy, are they not? It would at least appear to be true if they are strong enuff to play football, instead of foosball.

    38. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by G.+Waters · · Score: 1
      Yeah, except it's been proven by mitochondrial DNA analysis that Europe was settled quite late from Asia and from the Middle East.

      Yeah, except that I never stated that caucasians did not come from the places you've listed.

      If anything, existing variation in skin color meant that light-skinned people could do better in the north, and climate difference acted as a gradient filter as much as a force for evolutionary adaptation.

      ...and what are you taking exception with from the earlier post?

      BTW, below is a link to a critique of the PBS special "Race" many seem to have received information on the subject from (opposing veiwpoints did not seem to be allowed on the program).

      Race: The Power Of A Lie

    39. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm... Where do you get this idea that dark-skinned people are larger and more "curvatious" than light-skinned people? African-Americans tend to be overweight, but that's an attribute they share with other Americans, not with other Africans.

      Given that the U.S. population is extremely genetically diverse, obesity is obviously a cultural rather than a genetic trait.

    40. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      How the hell do you work out that people are more attractive now than they used to be? If you say we are making ourselves attracive, then as someone pointed out those are non-genetic traits that are not carried on. As for breeding, people have *always* tried to find the most attractive person. I don't see how our habits are any different from before.

    41. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      PBS is rubbish, just because they say it's so doesn't mean we should accept it.

      Someone else has posted a critique I noticed.

      It doesn't help that I don't think evolution is rational - I find your statement very bold that Africans ARE black because the PBS says so.

    42. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Oh a you're a creationist.

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    43. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Yes - and you are an evolutionist. Nice to meet you.

    44. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok now that we've gotten that out of the way lets get back on topic.

      There was more to the PBS special than "PBS says black people are black because of sunlight". The scientific explanation was that in parts of Africa where sunlight is most intense human skin has the least amount of trouble manufacturing vitamin D. Therefore there's an overabundance of that kind of sunlight hence the darker pigmentation to shield against it.

      As humans moved further away from Africa the sunlight became less intense making vitamin D production less efficient with darker pigmentations so the skin became lighter. In nordic regions where this type of sunlight is the lowest in those parts of the world people have nearly pale skin.

      There was also a "re-darkening" of the skin as people discovered new regions of the earth which also had very intense sunlight, such as Austraila.

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    45. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Though I do have a question - if my skin was darkenned in Australia (where I happen to live) then would my children too have darker skin?

      How does this explain inheritence of such traits?

    46. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Btw, I don't have darkened skin. Most Australians don't, theres a few who spend excessive time outdoors who do.

    47. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " How the hell do you work out that people are more attractive now than they used to be? If you say we are making ourselves attracive, then as someone pointed out those are non-genetic traits that are not carried on. As for breeding, people have *always* tried to find the most attractive person. I don't see how our habits are any different from before."

      Well, I never claimed that we are artificially making ourselves more attractive....but I agree, people HAVE always tried to find the most attractive person. And guess what, on the Evolution timeline....we're pretty young as humans......and people have been picking the most attractive mates since we were created....so it only makes sense that eventually we will gradually evolve to become more physically attractive. Evolution isn't something that happens overnight.....but we can observe the stages it takes along the way.

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    48. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Uh no it doesn't work that way or that quickly. Evolution works by "selecting" the genes of the survivors because the survivors are the only ones who live to pass their genes on.

      But in the modern world, foods are enriched with vitamin D. It no longer matters if your skin can make it or not and we also have sunscreens and better management of our time to prevent over-exposure to the sun. So the sun is no longer an evolutionary pressure that would cause current humans to darken or lighten.

      So if you want darker skin kids, you'll have to find a dark skin lady to be your wife. :-)

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    49. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      You use some confusing terms here. You assert that evolution was the process by which we came here, and yet you say we have been picking the most attractive mates since we were created. Are you a theistic evolutionist?

      Unfortunately though this doesn't make sense. Mostly because people tend to choose race over attractiveness, and that results in the degredation of appearance in a species/race. It seems that the best way for us to produce more beautiful children is to choose partners from different races, but that doesn't tend to happen for many reasons - location, culture, religion, preference, etc.

      The other problem is that breeding attractiveness requires a few assumptions:
      1. That the attractive genes already exists, and we are merely selecting (through natural selection) those who posess it. Because most/all genetic mutations produce less attractive humans.
      2. That the less attractive people will be unable to find partners, or if they do they will be infertile or their children will prove unsuccessful. The fact of the matter is that unattractive people can do well, and attractive people often end up in the dud careers without good breeding prospects. Often those people aren't interested in having children, preferring the "freedom" that single life provides.

      Just doesn't sound right to me. You say to look around and we can see we are getting more attractive. But I say, "where?" I see no evidence that this is happening. I see beauty products being put into people's hands, but what's new? In New York I would *expect* more attractive people precisely because it is one of the richest cities in the world. Not that the people there are more attractive, but rather that they have the money to purchase the products to enhance their appearance. And also that you would often see the beautiful people used on advertisements more commonly there than elsewhere, giving the impression that there are more than there really are.

      It sounds pretty strange and unnatural to say on the evolution timeline we are young as humans. When were we humans and when were we not? If I believed in evolution this statement would make no sense - we've always been what we are, and at the same time never been what any of our ancestors were. How do you know that before our ape/human common ancestor that those ancestors did not also pursue the most attractive of the species? If evolution were true, then you can bet that 1 million years from now what our descendants find sexy will be repulsive to us.

    50. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Indeed I would :)

      That's my point though - evolutionists talk so quickly of changing skin color going from africa, middle east, to europe, etc, and how we should expect darker or lighter skin colors in these places.

      Fair enough for those who *already* had light or dark skinned genes, or if a light skinned man found a dark skinned lady to be a wife, their children would then possess those genes.

      But all this talk is quick, what about those who first arrived? The first time all these genes for varying skin color came into existence.

    51. Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "You assert that evolution was the process by which we came here, and yet you say we have been picking the most attractive mates since we were created. "

      Yes, that works, seeing as how according to Darwin, survival is based on the survival of the fittest...where 'fittest' these days has transformed in one aspect to 'attractive'.

      "2. That the less attractive people will be unable to find partners, or if they do they will be infertile or their children will prove unsuccessful. The fact of the matter is that unattractive people can do well, and attractive people often end up in the dud careers without good breeding prospects. Often those people aren't interested in having children, preferring the "freedom" that single life provides."

      And what are you basing this on? Yes unattractive people can compete by strengthening other aspects of who they are...but if they are on par with someone in all regards except the other person is more attractive...the more attractive person has the edge.

      "Often those people aren't interested in having children, preferring the "freedom" that single life provides."

      Again...what are you basing this on? That's essentially saying if you are attractive...you just like to sleep with lots of people because you can. Where did you get THAT from?

      " You say to look around and we can see we are getting more attractive. But I say, "where?" I see no evidence that this is happening. I see beauty products being put into people's hands, but what's new? In New York I would *expect* more attractive people precisely because it is one of the richest cities in the world. Not that the people there are more attractive, but rather that they have the money to purchase the products to enhance their appearance. And also that you would often see the beautiful people used on advertisements more commonly there than elsewhere, giving the impression that there are more than there really are."

      Yes, I'm not really sure where I stand on this...you are correct that much of it is artificial, however...a study I saw in my AP Psych II class when I was in highschool revealed that girls breasts were developing sooner at younger ages directly because of the image of what society believes to be beautiful, and what they see on TV and magazines etc. I'm too lazy to google it, but it shouldn't be TOO hard to find. Now, I'm not saying this is having a direct affect...but its certainly an interesting thought.

      "It sounds pretty strange and unnatural to say on the evolution timeline we are young as humans. When were we humans and when were we not? If I believed in evolution this statement would make no sense - we've always been what we are, and at the same time never been what any of our ancestors were"

      Why does it sound strange? In the long term, we've been around from just 130,000 BCE as Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Trust me, we still have plenty of room for evolution before we transform into another species entirely.

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  5. Huh? by cmburns69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a disturbing trend. The same problem exists with genetically altered pets as with genetically modified foods. There is the potential (and its likely) that the GM version is more hardy than the natural version; Therefore, if left to compete in the open environment (maybe some seeds spread to a different field, or some kid turns their fish loose in the sea) they could replace the natural species.

    I don't know what the solution is, because there are many good uses for GM products, but its an issue that needs to be thought out carefully, instead of just saying "cool!"

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    1. Re:Huh? by Telastyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is that a problem?

      If left to their own devices simple mutation will eventually lead to the hardier species anyways.

      More of a problem is if they are not hardier species and rely upon artificial environments [man] to survive. Even then it's simply an ethical consideration about making a species that is doomed without us. Are we ready for the responsibility and the such.

      Personally I think it's cool. I also think that *someone* is going to do it, as someone will always disregard ethics for some reason or another...

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the problem if they do get replaced?

    3. Re:Huh? by penguinlust · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about the recent story of the Canadian farmer. He had modified seeds of some kind blow into his field and mix genetically with his seeds for the next year. Mansanto has sucessfully sued him to stop hime from using their patented genes and he how has no farm left.

      This same kind of thing could happen with fish or whatever. Some fish that is not as steril as thought breeds with another unmodified fish and a kid gives one of the offsping to a friend. If this goes a bit further then the owner of the patent will be forced to defend it and sue all the kids. Or maybe their parents because they should have known better.

      It should not be posible to patent anything related to life and its genetic makeup. I think the farmer should have sued Monsanto for providing a substance that corrupted the years of plant breeding he had done to get the crop just as he wanted it.

      Silly me. The farmer could not afford enought lawyers to darken the skies. American justice at its best.

    4. Re:Huh? by hoggoth · · Score: 0, Troll

      > There is the potential (and its likely) that the GM version is more hardy than the natural version

      Are you saying that five-assed monkeys may have some advantages over natural one-assed monkeys in the wild? Even that is is *likely*?
      I don't think a feature that makes a pet more appealing for purchase in a pet store is *likely* to give it a survivor advantage in the wild.
      Fish with neon banners scrolling across their sides will be easy prey for predators and will use up metabolic resources making glow-in-the-dark juice instead of oh... glucose or hormones or something...

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    5. Re:Huh? by jim3e8 · · Score: 1

      Therefore, if left to compete in the open environment (maybe some seeds spread to a different field, or some kid turns their fish loose in the sea) they could replace the natural species.

      I don't see why this is necessarily a bad thing. If more organisms glowed, we could save a bundle on lighting!

      By the way, humans have been genetically engineering plants and animals for thousands of years. Corn cobs used to be smaller than your thumb, you know. Fortunately, we replaced the natural species with bigger and tastier varieties. It is something to consider.

    6. Re:Huh? by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that GM foods usually are modified versions of highly domesticated crops and animals that basically have no nautral version to compete with. Corn, wheat, cattle, etc. have been domesticated for thousands of years. They bear little resemblance to any "natural species" that might be eradicated by a GM version. GM seed creeping into a neighboring organic farm field is a different issue entirely than "natural" competiton. If GM dogs and housecats start competing in the wild with wolves and mountain lions, they're probably not going to make great pets. But yeah, species that aren't domesticated (Like fish) are a different issue.

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    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying a small, slow, brightly glowing fish is somehow going to squeeze out natural fish species?

      In nature, having a high novelty factor won't protect you from becoming lunch.

    8. Re:Huh? by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

      Its a philosophical question that I'm not really prepared to answer. That is to say, I don't know if I'm for GM or against GM. But the environmentalists say "Leave it as it is!" and the technologists say "If one part is better, its all better!"

      I say, "I don't know enough". There are consequences to these types of actions that we probably can't even concieve of! Lower down, a poster mentioned some GM seeds (patented, btw) blowing in to a farmers yard. He was then sued by the company which owned the patent, and lost his farm. It is this sort of thing that we cannot predict. What if somehow the GM version is dangerous in an unexpected way? How will we even know what to test for?

      Anyway, enought ranting about it. I'm not in a position to say anybody is right or wrong, and these are just my thoughts.

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    9. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world is already wholly an artifact of human endeavor. We've selected some species to live and mercilessly extinguished others. It is way too late to worry about that now. We will never stop tinkering with nature. Let's just hope that our tech stays ahead of the crashing wave of ecological catastrophe. In the meantime, Kawasaki let the good times roll!

    10. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your stories a little off. It was pollen that blew on his fields and he sprayed the with Round-up to select for those with GM genes. Still, I'm on the farm's side, but it's important to get the story right.

    11. Re:Huh? by sabaco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lower down, a poster mentioned some GM seeds (patented, btw) blowing in to a farmers yard. He was then sued by the company which owned the patent, and lost his farm. It is this sort of thing that we cannot predict.

      That's hardly the fault of Genetic Modification, and entirely the fault of our stupid patent litigation laws. If you want to argue that companies shouldn't be able to own species or modifications, I'm right there with you. And it probably would reduce GM research a little. Banning GM because of patents just makes no sense at all.

      I really wish the so-called "environmentalists" would stick to actually doing something to help the environment, like supporting lumbering (since they will replant the trees) rather than strip farming (who don't care about the trees at all). Or maybe protecting species from becoming extinct rather than worrying about us introducing more species. Mutation is a normal process, and if we're speeding it up a little that's fine. If anything, we probably should be doing this to replace the species that are otherwise dying out.

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    12. Re:Huh? by Whyzzi · · Score: 1
      Perhaps, unless apart of the genetic engineering process was to make the animal sterile, such as in the case of GE fish.
      Purdue University scientists, in a new report, say with certainty, that contamination of the wild salmon gene pool with the genetically engineered (GE) fish genes would be fatal to the salmon species. GE fish have a mating advantage over the wild species due to their larger size. However, these prolific GE fish do not produce many viable offspring, and the next generation is less likely to survive to reproductive maturity. The result is a stark decline in population size. It would only take a handful of these GE fish released into the ocean to potentially destroy entire populations of wild fish.
      More here.
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    13. Re:Huh? by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      Indeed. The only way to even know is to pretty much do it, and learn from our mistakes. [and do it in such a way to mitigate the mistakes...]

      IMO GM stuff is going to be alot like the industrial revolution. In the end it creates tons of bonuses, but has some negatives, and it took lots of work to realise the side-effects and to account for many of the problems it caused.

      Hopefully neither will cause catastrophic problems...

    14. Re:Huh? by Tiroth · · Score: 1

      The problem is that natural evolution occurs over time, and generally (although not always) ends up with a fairly diverse set of genes and characteristics. A GM species might overtake a natural one in a mere 50-100 years, without any significant differenatiation occurring.

      Now, say there is a vulnerability to a mold in it. Bam, the entire "hardier" population is gone, because genetic diversity went way down when the GM species took over. It is like engineering a genetic bottleneck, because researchers will not want diversity...they will want all of their seeds to have all of the good traits and none of the bad ones.

    15. Re:Huh? by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure a zebrafish with a neon sign flashing on its back that says "Eat Me" is going to be more hardy than the non-luminescent kinds.

      I'm going to go with "cool!" on this one, thanks.

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    16. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... there are many good uses for GM products, but its an issue that needs to be thought out carefully

      So true! Although I don't own a GM product, I may consider getting one in the future when I replace my trusty Dodge.

    17. Re:Huh? by sabaco · · Score: 1

      So? There's still no problem with GM, just with the our (refering to the US, canada, and Europe at least) stupid patent laws. We should all be protesting stupid patent laws rather than protesting GM.

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    18. Re:Huh? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Therefore, if left to compete in the open environment (maybe some seeds spread to a different field, or some kid turns their fish loose in the sea) they could replace the natural species.

      Cool, huh? Evolution has come up with an incredible trick to accelerate itself -- evolve a supersmart organism and apply its intelligence to the genetic engineering problem.

      Who the hell are we to stand in the way of evolution?

    19. Re:Huh? by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      Fish with neon banners scrolling across their sides will be easy prey for predators

      Consider the alternative: the oddly colored fish scare off the predators (bright coloration is a signal to some animals that an object should not be eaten) and as a result of no predation, their numbers grow out of control, displacing the native fish.
      Will this happen? No one knows: that's the point.
    20. Re:Huh? by praedor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh poopiedoops. A froo-froo gene like luciferase or GFP (Green Flourescent Protein) will not convey an advantage (more likely a disadvantage as it would make them visable to predators). This is innocuous and harmless to the fish.


      So-called "frankenfood" is also mostly alarmist nonsense. SOME forms of GM food are a good thing(tm). For instance, if you could increase the nutritional value of a crop plant, that is good. It is likely to be somewhat costly to the plant when compared to non-altered wildtype (it takes energy to produce extra nutrients that evolution didn't set you up with). Food designed to be used for vaccination would also be good and not provide any advantage (but a cost) for the plant for similar reasons. On the other hand, creating drought-resistant plants, salt-resistant plants, or chemical agent resistant plants is NOT a likely good thing as in the evolutionary environment of a farm, this would provide a distinct evolutionary advantage to the plants, even those that pick up the trait by incidental species transfer of DNA (happens a lot...agrobacteria is one way to pass DNA around, as are certain plant viruses).


      Under NORMAL circumstances (left to the wild ways of evolution), resistance to herbacide would not be of any real use and would actually be a biological burden to be selected against. But in our day with chemicals being used, it is an advantage. Thus it would be as advantageous to the desired plant as it is to the "weed" that picked up the gene by horizontal gene transfer. Bad news and ultimately self-defeating.


      Thus, Greens and other knee-jerk anti-GM food people need to learn a bit and start making logical and reasonable distinctions. Altering crops for improved nutritional value or for specific use in immunization is A-OK and not harmful (What, a weed might actually pick up some extra nutritional value? Good! A new crop plant! But it wont because it is burdensome to carry). On the other hand, altering crops to produce pesticides or be herbicide resistant is a recipe for disaster.


      One genetic engineering project I was involved with for a while was an attempt to improve the fungal resistance of sugarbeets. The means was to transfer chitinase into sugarbeets from fungi, an enzyme that degrades chitin, the cell-wall material in fungi (among other things). In fungi, the chitinase gene is tightly regulated and needed for proper cell growth and division. Placed into a crop plant, the hope was that if a fungal disease tried to attack the crop, the chitinase in the plant would cause the fungi to lyse (break open) and die. There are different ways this could work: have the gene turned on all the time so there is always a low level of chitinase (alien to a plant) all the time or you could tie it to a gene promotor associated with the plants stress response system so that it turns on only when the plant is under direct attack by fungi. Spiffy idea and good. Weeds are not generally devastated by fungal disease anyway so a transfer would be harmless. Besides, since there are viruses and bacteria that can transfer DNA between species of plants, and fungi can infiltrate and attack various plants, it is not unlikely that there are already wild plants out there that contain various genes from viruses, bacteria and fungi anyway already. There is nothing magic going on here.


      An alternative project along the same vein was to alter yeast to overproduce chitinase on demand. The idea here was that you would spray your crop with a solution containing the modified yeast and then induce chitinase overproduction. The yeast would burst and dump their cell contents into the soil in the immediate vicinity. For some unknown period of time, active chitinase in the soil would (or so it was hoped) provide a barrier to fungi, preventing attack on the plants. I doubt this project would have worked out very well for a number of reasons but at this point I don't know the status of either project as I no longer work in that lab.


      It is not automatic that any GM of crops MUST be a bad thing. Use some critical thinking before judging.

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    21. Re:Huh? by penguinlust · · Score: 1

      Read some of my other posts here. I do not post as anonymous coward.

    22. Re:Huh? by lemonparty.org · · Score: 0

      I think you mean Canadian Justice...

    23. Re:Huh? by heli0 · · Score: 1

      This is a disturbing trend. The same problem exists with genetically altered pets as with genetically modified foods. There is the potential (and its likely) that the GM version is more hardy than the natural version

      Guess what... 100% of your food has been genetically modified!!! Do you think farmers just plant crops at random? The strains that die are never replanted while the ones that survive are sold to other farmers. Every year weaker strains go extinct and stronger varieties that have evolved defenses and that have the best traits from many strains become more prominent. This has happened every year since the beginning of modern agriculture. Now we can speed this up so that evolution that took thousands of years and caused millions to starve can occur in a lab in under a year.

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    24. Re:Huh? by nagothrond · · Score: 1

      I can see them all now, the tuna fisherman salivating over the idea of tuna that glow in the dark. The hunter going after deer with glowing antlers. Or better yet engineer each species to have a specific odor so we can sniff the air and say yes that was definitely a flying squirel that just bit Billy Bob.

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    25. Re:Huh? by pVoid · · Score: 1
      I agree with the first half of your post. I don't agree with the fact that they might rely on artificial environments...

      Why? Tomatoes don't grow in the wild. They are purely man made.

      Pugs have faces too squished in... Doberman's brains outgrow their skulls... all because of selective breeding. Without any use of needles.

      This trend is nothing new... it's been around forever.

    26. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The next step is to create genetically modified humans that are more intelligent and/or physically superior to us today.
      We can call this new species Homo Superior, and they will enslave the non-modified humans.

    27. Re:Huh? by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know what the solution is, because there are many good uses for GM products, but its an issue that needs to be thought out carefully, instead of just saying "cool!"

      That's why we all have to buy Fords!

    28. Re:Huh? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      What seems to be forgotten is that we've been genetically modifying pets (and other animals and plants) for centuries.

    29. Re:Huh? by genetic_freak · · Score: 1

      I for one am not concerned about the wild population of zebra fish (if there is even one). And more often than not the manufacturing of the introduced gene (pigmentation, pesticide, ...) comes at a price and often that price is reproduction. tell you what, i'll buy a bunch of these fish and hurl them into the gulf of mexico, and if you or anyone you know ever catch one in the future (much less stumble upon a thriving school) i'll buy you a coke.

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    30. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The seaweed, Caulerpa taxifolia, escaped from a fishtank and has been taking over the Mediterranean. The have also been working hard to contain a couple of outbreaks in California. It wipes out the local sea life but it is cool to have in your fish tank.

      -- A. C.

    31. Re:Huh? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      he CLAIMS that the seeds just blew in....
      yeah right.

    32. Re:Huh? by izzydrewlynne · · Score: 1

      Yeah this GM food is fantastic, and that third arm is coming in real handy in the chat rooms. ;)

    33. Re:Huh? by Selanit · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How is that a problem?
      It's a problem not because it might simply replace one existing species, but because it might replace that species and take down dozens of others with it, throwing an entire ecosystem into disarray. Take the brown snake, which was introduced to Guam in fruit shipments. They eat birds and birds' eggs. They are rapidly destroying all of the birds in Guam, because there are not enough natural hazards to keep them in check. Additionally, they crawl into transformers and short circuit them, frying themselves and disrupting power, which can be very serious in some circumstances. Also, they are poisonous. They're not especially aggressive, but have been known to bite both adults, children, and infants, who then require hospitalization.

      That's just a problem of species being introduced into alien environments. Genetically modified creatures that escape could cause similar problems, perhaps exacerbated by their modifications. Mind you, a fish that glows at night is going to get eaten pretty quick. But we should be very careful about introducing GM creatures into the wild just because there could be unforeseen consequences that we wouldn't like.
      . . . it's simply an ethical consideration about making a species that is doomed without us.
      Well, that's one ethical consideration that doesn't strike me as particular pressing; we've done it before, why not again? There are plenty of species that would almost certainly die out if we did: seedless grapes, maize, several forms of wheat, possibly cows. Personally I would be more worried about species dying because we kill them than species dying because we create them.
    34. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lower down, a poster mentioned some GM seeds (patented, btw) blowing in to a farmers yard.

      That was the claim by the farmer, yes, as his defense against the claim he was deliberately violating the patent. And it was clearly a lie.

      You see, this farmer regularly sprayed this crop with Roundup, and he used no other weed control. But, ordinary crops die when they're sprayed by Roundup. If this farmer had planted non-patented seed, he'd never have sprayed it with Roundup, because he'd have expected it to destroy his crop.

      Furthermore, this farmer had no neighbors using the patented seed -- the claim was that the seed was blown on from spills from passing trucks going several miles up the road. How in the world can an entire farm be seeded by just by seed blown off passing trucks?

      This farmer knew his entire field was seeded with Roundup-Ready seeds, because to have used Roundup on the crop would otherwise have been the act of an idiot. And he knew the seed was patented, because he had previously discussed buying the seed from Monsanto, and declined to sign the contract. He then had the gall to claim that the seed had been spread on the farm by accident and without his knowledge, in his efforts to avoid punishment.

      The Canadian courts looked at his claims, and laughed at him. It was obviously ludicrous. Nobody could prove that he stole the seed it or had bought on the black market from a dealer violating their agreement with Monsanto, but it was clear he knowingly and deliberately violated the seed patent -- or else he'd have never sprayed the crop with Roundup.

    35. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natural native species are more likely to get wiped out by natural non-native species - it happens all the time. The GM likely only has a slight edge over its cousin, since they're both pretty similar. The real problem is when something is introduced to a less-harsh climate than it's adapted for - it has such an edge that it takes over.

    36. Re:Huh? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So you think there's no difference between selective breeding and the introduction of alien genes into a species?

      Wow. You breed funny.

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    37. Re:Huh? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Humanity won't. Monsanto will. Yay patent law!

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    38. Re:Huh? by pVoid · · Score: 1
      I didn't say that. What I did say was the GEng. isn't bad because it creates creatures dependant on humans... we've already done that.

      GEng is bad because it may have side-effects that we can not see now... and for maybe generations to come.

      But then again, that stuff happens in the wild too... Chernobyl and the area surrounding it is a breeding ground of such animals. I don't see anyone making a fuss about that.

    39. Re:Huh? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Just so's we're all clear.

      And glowing. : )

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    40. Re:Huh? by gandalf23atwork · · Score: 1
      Canadian farmer...

      American justice at its best

      Which is it? Candian or American justice?

    41. Re:Huh? by penguinlust · · Score: 1

      Canadian, American it does not matter. Monsanto is an american corperation and the stupid NAFTA kicks in.

    42. Re:Huh? by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

      Good to know another side to the story. As we all know, /. is not the best place to go for facts... But it does get one thinking, doesn't it?

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  6. ya know what I think by squarefish · · Score: 1, Funny

    But the prospect of GM pets has outraged pet dealers.

    Sounds like a PR problem.
    Maybe they should hire Robert Novak to help their image- he lots of fish experience!

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    1. Re:ya know what I think by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      That's fine...I think some pet dealers are the scum of the earth. Specifically, those that deal in cats and dogs. I find it rather disturbing that some pet shops treat cats and dogs as commodities and not living creatures when there are millions of homeless animals out there already in need of homes.

      Anyway, haven't we been doing this for thousands of years already with selective breeding? To reflect on the fact that a toy poodle is descended from wild wolves blows my mind sometimes.

    2. Re:ya know what I think by Nexx · · Score: 1

      as a fellow(?) aquariast, I salute you. I would've with moderation, but alas, I lack one. Your post was the first funny /. post in months!

    3. Re:ya know what I think by realdpk · · Score: 1

      The fact that people are willing to buy animals instead of adopt plays a big part in the equation. Not to mention all the crap you have to do to adopt a pet from some organizations - it'd be enough to turn me away.

      One such organization requires you to sign a contract stating you won't do things like remove your cat's claws, even though they've already mutilated your pet's genitals (in many cases WAY before they're supposed to - we're talking very young kitten age). Those people are truly insane, and would turn me to a pet store in no time.

    4. Re:ya know what I think by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      If more people were aware of the conditions that pet store animals come from (ie puppy mills), then they would be turned off. Dateline NBC's story about mills turned me off of those types of pet stores for good.

      I would be curious to hear about the hoops you must jump through to adopt a pet in your area. Around here (NJ), I've dealt with numerous groups in looking for dogs and cats over the years. In my experience as long as you're not a psycho and not perceived as a danger to the animals there shouldn't be a problem. The adoption papers contain common sense clauses about caring for the animal.

      I can understand having a clause against declawing - it's basically removing one's fingertips. An occasional clipping will do or you can go to a groomer or vet. Spaying and neutering is the responsible thing to do. It's no more mutilation than a man getting a vasectomy or a woman getting her tubes tied.

      The foster organizations in my area have it done when the animals reach the right age (about 6 months) and it's built into the adoption fee. If you're aware of organizations that are doing it at younger ages, then I'd begin wondering who are the vets that are doing it. Some pressure from animal rights groups may straighten that out.

    5. Re:ya know what I think by Darby · · Score: 1

      To reflect on the fact that a toy poodle is descended from wild wolves blows my mind sometimes.

      A small terrier or something would be a better example.
      I thought everybody knew that toy poodles came from rats which were pumped full of steroids in some sicko scientist's lab.

    6. Re:ya know what I think by MartianKillerBarbies · · Score: 1
      I thought everybody knew that toy poodles came from rats which were pumped full of steroids in some sicko scientist's lab.

      No... those are actually *shudder* chihuahuas...

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  7. The killer app... by supabeast! · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first person to patent a dog that refuses to pee in the house will be gangbusters.

    1. Re:The killer app... by gaspyy · · Score: 0

      I know we're getting off-topic, but...

      I don't know what kind of dogs you had experience with, but I have an old black poodle (13 years old).

      Since he was 3 or 6 months old (can't remember) he refuses to pee or defecate in house, any house. He would beg/yell/bark, demanding to be taken to the park or something. No training was necessary :) I think most dogs are like that. Cats, on the other hand...

    2. Re:The killer app... by lubricated · · Score: 1

      My experience has not been this way. I have a West Highland Terrier that is almost a year old and only a month ago he took a dump inside. I've seen cats only a few weeks old though that were shitting in a litter box. Which was followed immediatly by a dog eating the cat shit.

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    3. Re:The killer app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most dogs are like that. Cats, on the other hand...

      Maybe in Bizarro world...

    4. Re:The killer app... by Flabby+Boohoo · · Score: 1

      Why? Then you will have to perform your fetish out in the yard.

    5. Re:The killer app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now now. Westies are hardly a fair representation of the dog populace.

      If you go to a park and see typical Golden Retriever going after a ball, it's master can call it and it will stop short and respond.

      If you attempt this with a Westie you might conclude it was deaf. Westies are willful, pushy, agressive little monsters, and if not for the fact that they are playful, funloving, and energetic they would probably be called "Miniature Pitbulls."

      I've stayed over at a Westie Breeders dog ranch, on an "Owner Get-Together day," and though I spent the whole day being amused by stories of adorably willful stubborness, I was rather happy to get home to my cat.

    6. Re:The killer app... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny
      The first person to patent a dog that refuses to pee in the house will be gangbusters.

      Why are you asking your dog to pee in the house?

    7. Re:The killer app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, the cat is also shitting in a house. Take away the cat's litter box, and there's no way it'll hold it for the 8 hours we expect dogs to wait.

    8. Re:The killer app... by Spoing · · Score: 1
      The first person to patent a dog that refuses to pee in the house will be gangbusters.

      So, after two weeks would the sound be...

      1. boom
      2. or

        woof?

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  8. Don't be stupid! by illuminata · · Score: 5, Funny

    They just appear to be glowing in red and green patterns, if you fucking hippies would get off of the psychedellics you'd realize that they're not glowing at all!
    Oh, wait, that's Phish, my bad.

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  9. Amazing by spakka · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't even know they'd made zebrafish yet, let alone coloured ones.

    1. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it related to the Seahorse?

      [rimshot]

      I also think the would rather be called African-Aqua-beings rather than be called coloured.

  10. Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by coupland · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds pretty neat to me, after all people have been genetically modifying animals for tens of thousands of years, except the tool has been breeding rather than genetics. It's called domestication. We didn't hear any of these hypocrites moaning about the evils of genetics when they invented Clamato, did we???

  11. Ever read Dune? by PD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In about 10 years, La-Z-Boy is going to introduce the chair dog.

    1. Re:Ever read Dune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Then everyone will smell like wet dog ass.

    2. Re:Ever read Dune? by PD · · Score: 1

      From my memory of the Dune novels, I think Frank Herbert talked about everything but that.

    3. Re:Ever read Dune? by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1

      He did write about chair dogs. Check out Chapter House Dune (one of the later books)

  12. An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig by graveyhead · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps I should have left nature alone with its' one-assed schematics"

    and

    "Hey! These pigs look like Mr. Garrison!"

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    1. Re:An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An elephant makes love to a pig.... Cowbyoy neal has affair with kathleen fent.

    2. Re:An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI: it was "An Elephant Fucks A Pig", but they were forced to change it.

      Screw censorship.

    3. Re:An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard the Loverboy song "Pig and Elephant DNA just won't splice"?

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  13. GM Pets by YomikoReadman · · Score: 0

    Well, this could be a good thing or a bad thing. On the one hand, if they could get some of the ideas to work out, such as pets that don't produce allergens, then that would make it possible for some individuals to own pets where it was not previously possible. On the other, this will incite riot among those wholly opposed to genetic engineering/modification. Personlly, I see this as a good thing, because I have known several people who have love cats and couldn't keep them for the fact that they were allergic. As far as the fish go, well the possibility of them being intermingled and breeding with natural populations is not very good, but I think that as long as steps are taken to prevent that from happening it is not really an issue. Personally, I wouldn't mind having a glow in the dark fish.

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    1. Re:GM Pets by Lispy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe I'm way too naive but isn't a GM Pet just a mutation? If you release it in the wild it competes with the other species out there. The GM-Pet might be superiour and extinct other species but most likely it is not since all his mutations are just pleasing the human eye. So I don't see a real danger in here. Personally I trust evolution and competition. This will all be taken care of by natures forces.

    2. Re:GM pets by TheSync · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if Transgenic Pets releases an allergy free dog, the benefit to the dog is that I'd provide it a loving home...

    3. Re:GM pets by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Funny

      The obvious benefit to the allergy free cat is that it won't have to sneeze all the time.

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    4. Re:GM pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The house cat is a completely artificial life form to start with. Nothing like it (built like a top preditor, but fundamentally too weak to make it w/o catfood from a can) would ever evolve naturally. I wouldn't see glow in the dark house cats as any more unnatural than any other house cats.

    5. Re:GM Pets by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you boil away the hysteria, the remaining valid argument against the kind of direct genetic modification that's being done is this:

      In nature, evolution happens, but it's at a slow enough pace that disruptive changes are rare. "Disruptive" in this case means a change that causes mass extinctions, change in climate, or other severe factors. Natural, slow evolution changes things a tiny bit at a time, allowing the ecosystem to adapt, so that there's no wild swings.

      Direct GM, like we're doing, has the potential to make vast, sweeping changes is very short periods of time. Introducing a gene to an organism that it might never have evolved if left alone (such as giving glowing genes to fish that would not have evolved them) can, conceivably, cause problems. God knows there's enough examples of human "interference" with ecosystems wreaking havoc -- witness the rabbits in Australia. (And that was simply transplanting an organism from one area to another, not even messing with the genes.)

      Where the problem comes in is that biodiversity is a good thing, for a variety of reasons I needn't go into here. Introducing potentially disruptive elements (like genetically-modified fish) can, in some cases, cause problems.

      Why is it different from, say, regular breeding? Well, even regular breeding is orders of magnitude slower than genetic engineering, giving ecosystems more time to adapt. It's the rapid changes that GM can introduce that its detractors see as a problem.

      Ultimately, I don't have enough information to really decide whether or to what degree GM is a good idea. I've read numerous arguments on both sides, but unfortunately, thanks to the short-sightedness of most humans, the majority of the arguments boil down to dogma.

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    6. Re:GM pets by calethix · · Score: 1

      " NPR had an interview [npr.org] with a guy from Transgenic Pets [transgenicpets.com], about allergy free cats."

      That'd be great, my cat gets all watery eyes/stuffy nose from my people dander. ;)

      "What was funny was that the interviewer asked the guy repeatedly what was the benefit to the animal and all he could say was that 'it didn't hurt the animal at all'"

      Maybe what he meant to say was "Since being allergy free, the owners didn't hurt the animal at all".

    7. Re:GM pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like the Lhasa Apso, or one of the other breeds that doesn't shed (and, thus, doesn't aggrevate your allergies)?

      Having had such a dog (and allergies) for well over 10 years, I can tell you that it worked for me...

    8. Re:GM pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong with that answer unless you think the consumer for that product is the cat.

    9. Re:GM pets by Darby · · Score: 1

      The house cat is a completely artificial life form to start with. Nothing like it (built like a top preditor, but fundamentally too weak to make it w/o catfood from a can) would ever evolve naturally.

      Don't know much about cats, do you?
      They catch rodents, bats, birds (even hummingbirds) and I've even seen one catch a fish. Granted my old roommate had put the fish in the cat's water bowl but it was caught nonetheless ;-)

    10. Re:GM Pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Biodiversity IS a good thing. From this you would conclude that selective forces were a bad thing because fit genes spread themselves and hence the population becomes more homogenous in possessing the fitter genes. Worked so far. Now you assume that introducing GM fish would reduce biodiversity. ?!?! Connect the two, if there is even a non-lame way to do so.

      Regular breeding induces crossover. When this happens, there is very large genetic change. Also, there is variation in mutation rates, efficiency of repair and so on. Finally, since a change at one locus might affect how the others are expressed in a radical way - and many traits are polygenetic - even a small 'natural' change may result in a radically different phenotype.

      Walking around can, conceivably, cause problems. As much as you are not being hysterical, you are being conservative in a way which is understandable but not entirely justified. If we were now undertaking to give people vaccines for the first time, such an attitude would (sensibly enough) say 'but who knows what will happen when we give the vaccine? the lab is different from the real world.'

    11. Re:GM pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We think the wild cats near our house survive mostly on cockroaches (the big mexican kind, not the little german ones).

    12. Re:GM pets by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      A similar benefit would be that such cats would never have to be given up for adoption (or euthanized) because their owner (or their owner's child) developed such an allergy.

    13. Re:GM Pets by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Thanks for completely missing the fact that the bulk of that post was me explaining what the main anti-GM argument is. I wasn't saying it was my view; I was saying that it's the only argument on that side that carries much weight.

      My personal view is that I don't really know what the deal is. One side says, "GM is fine!" and the other shouts, "GM is evil and wrong!" with very few people taking anything remotely close to a balanced approach. My actual view is that I'm beginning to think that, like most technologies, we can proceed (but should proceed cautiously). Nowhere in there did I state that I think GM shouldn't occur.

      Now you assume that introducing GM fish would reduce biodiversity. ?!?!
      What are you smoking? I said (quote): "Introducing a gene to an organism that it might never have evolved if left alone (such as giving glowing genes to fish that would not have evolved them) can, conceivably, cause problems." Note the last four words: can, conceivably, cause problems. I never said it would reduce biodiversity. Don't jump to conclusions, and don't put words in my mouth.
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    14. Re:GM pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Aside from making them small enough to control, humans have done nothing to cats. You want an artifical breed, check out dogs.

      Feral cats manage much better than feral dogs. Unlike dogs, there's no cat breed that requires human intervention to reproduce.

  14. this is nothing new... by m00by · · Score: 5, Funny

    the scottish have been "injecting" sheep with their genetic material for ages, sadly to no avail. some day though, the noble scots will have their sheepwomen!!!!!!!!! =D

    1. Re:this is nothing new... by BigBadBri · · Score: 1, Funny
      See you, ye southern baaaaaaa-stid!

      We'll no have yer maligning our winter pastimes here!

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    2. Re:this is nothing new... by ites · · Score: 2, Funny

      Al nae ha ye slanderin ma naebal kith an kin li' tha!! Evryane noes tha al th' sheep buggerin' Campbells went tae New Zealand in tha 1850's. Git af ma fukin barrae, ye sassanach basteid!

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    3. Re:this is nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      A man is hiking in New Zealand and comes apon a farmer. The farmer has one of he sheep with it's head through the fence and the farmer is slamming away.

      The hiker says, "I've been hiking for quite a while and that looks pretty good. Mind if I have some?"

      The farms says, "Go ahead."

      So the hiker sticks his head through the fence. . .

    4. Re:this is nothing new... by toddhisattva · · Score: 1
      What's the difference between a Scottsman and a Rolling Stone?

      The Rolling Stone says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."

      The Scottsman says, "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

    5. Re:this is nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visit www.sheepse.cx for more info.

    6. Re:this is nothing new... by devaudio · · Score: 1

      Obligatory quote "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"

  15. Back in my day... by xluserpetex · · Score: 5, Funny

    we had to shove christmas lights down their throats to make them glow.

    1. Re:Back in my day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Christmas lights! Bah! You kids had it easy! In my day, if we wanted glowing fish, we had to dry them out and set them on fire!

      We didn't have any o' these fancy cigarette lighters and strike-anywhere matches, mind you; if we wanted a fire, we had to start it the old-fashioned way, with elbow grease and two sticks... and we liked it!

  16. Better than glowing fish.... by oiuyt · · Score: 1
    Our household animals will come with extra genes that will stop them shedding fur or triggering allergic reactions.



    -B

    1. Re:Better than glowing fish.... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      That's funny, my fish don't seem to shed fur.

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    2. Re:Better than glowing fish.... by mink · · Score: 1

      Havent you heard of the Fur Bearing Trout?

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  17. I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 4, Insightful
    for things like improving rice or wheat. These are clearly important, life-sustaining purposes that warrant taking on a little extra risk. But glow in the dark fish? Is that really worth the possibility that the fish will escape and reek havoc in the ecosystem?

    Also, many fish, such as goldfish, are just slightly different breeds of wild fish, such as carp. If an "engineered" fish escapes and breeds with a fish that's in our food chain and then we eat it, that could have important health implications. We need to be absolutely sure that genetically engineered products, such as grains, don't reach human mouths.

    1. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by njchick · · Score: 1
      If an "engineered" fish escapes and breeds with a fish that's in our food chain and then we eat it, that could have important health implications.
      What, you don't want to glow in the dark?
    2. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What health implications? People do not spontaneously mutate from eating stuff. If we eat something it is digested and them broken down to useful parts to be reassembled into what we need. Unless they contain a new toxin or razor sharp microscopic bones it is perfectly safe to eat them. The only danger comes if we create something that can eat US! But I'm sure the scientists have all watched Mimic/Species/etc...

    3. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by superdan2k · · Score: 1

      Yeah, nice to see someone buying into the bunk science that somehow a GM organism is more likely to transfer its genes to you than a naturally evolved (NE) organism. Tell me, are you carrying the genes for non-GM wheat in your genome now? Why would GM foods be more likely to pass their genes on to you than NE foods?

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    4. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      But glow in the dark fish? Is that really worth the possibility that the fish will escape and reek havoc in the ecosystem?

      I think the uproar from the aquarium industry isn't the possibilty that these fish will escape into the wild. It's the risk that they'll contaminate their stocks of the natural fish.

      As a practical matter, I don't think there is much risk here. When you are someone else's prey (as the zebra fish is) it usually doesn't pay off to glow in the freakin dark. It's not like zebra fish are attracted to glowing mates.

    5. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by sabaco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know this is hard to imagine, but eating something doesn't somehow confer its genetic structure to you. For a long time people seem to have developed the belief that "you are what you eat" but that simply isn't true. Eating one of these fish isn't any more likely to make you glow in the dark than it is to make fins pop out of your body. Better not eat any cows unless you want 4 stomachs! Or any plants unless you want to start turning green and getting energy from the sun through your skin! or maybe you'd just start throwing down roots!

      Just to clarify: you are not what you eat. Remember those nutrigrain commercials, where the guy looks at the hot woman and then realizes that her "buns" are the "sticky" variety? So instead they say "you should eat nutrigrain".... which leaves me wondering how thrilled that guy is going to be when she starts growing nutrigrain bars instead of breasts. I hardly see how that is an improvement, except possibly for cleaning. (nutrigrain is probably less messy that stickybuns) In case they had confused you, I'll let you in on the secret. It doesn't really happen. OK? So all you FUDsters can just drop this particularly silly topic.

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    6. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by Mogomra · · Score: 2, Informative

      But glow in the dark fish?

      Not to nitpick, but these fish don't glow in the dark (photoluminescent), they glow under ultraviolet light (fluorescent).

      Is that really worth the possibility that the fish will escape and reek havoc in the ecosystem?

      Check out the article, the company says that more than 90 percent have been sterlized, but I'm sure really concerned about protecting their product, rather than the environment. As to whether or not the zebra fish constitute a ecological threat like snakeheads, check out this page - looks like they prefer warmer water.

    7. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by Niksie3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, aquarium fish already escape into the wild frequently to wreak havoc. I don't think the native species give a swimming fuck weather or not the exotics glow or not.

      NEVER release your pets into the wild!

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    8. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      What, you don't want to glow in the dark?

      After all, you are what you eat. :-)

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    9. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      problem of GM is not transmission to man but reduction of biodiversity.
      I don't understand how folks who are critics of MS monoculture (and induced vulnerabilities) can tolerate reduction of biodiversity in the real life.

    10. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by penguinlust · · Score: 1

      No!

    11. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by superdan2k · · Score: 1

      Um, correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't adding new species increasing biodiversity?

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    12. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by Kufat · · Score: 1

      "Is that really worth the possibility that the fish will escape and reek havoc in the ecosystem?"

      I don't think that's a major concern, unless they glow in the dark, have feet, and can ask directions to the nearest ocean. And even then, who would give a ride to a hitchhiking fish?

    13. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      yes, if they don't replace natural ones. example of agriculture tend to prove that once a specie is found economically interresting, it quickly become the dominant one.

    14. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by superdan2k · · Score: 1

      Well, then isn't it the economy that's making a species go "extinct" and not natural forces?

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    15. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by Boromir+son+of+Faram · · Score: 1

      Is that really worth the possibility that the fish will escape and reek havoc in the ecosystem?

      As Mark Twain said, fish and houseguests reek havoc after three days.

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    16. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by rossz · · Score: 1
      We need to be absolutely sure that genetically engineered products, such as grains, don't reach human mouths.
      That's the attitude they're taking in Africa. Tons of grain sent by the U.S. government for famine relief have been refused because it might be GM. They don't want the people dying from starvation getting sick from this dangerous stuff!
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    17. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by calethix · · Score: 1

      " What health implications? People do not spontaneously mutate from eating stuff."

      Funny, that sounds kind of like you're describing cancer.

    18. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by calethix · · Score: 1

      Apparently I'm misreading your post since you got a +5 insightful but it sounds to me like you're contradicting yourself

      "I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering for things like improving rice or wheat. These are clearly important, life-sustaining purposes ... We need to be absolutely sure that genetically engineered products, such as grains, don't reach human mouths."

      So we should genetically engineer rice but then it can't be fed to humans? What should it be used for then, feeding livestock which we then eat?
      I'm confused.

    19. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But glow in the dark fish? Is that really worth the possibility that the fish will escape and reek havoc in the ecosystem?

      OK, I can see why you call yourself PhysicsGenius and not BiologyLiterate. Ever heard of natural selection? Glowing in the dark will not help the fish survive, and those released into the wild will be eated quickly.

      Also, learn to spell "wreak".

    20. Re:I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      according to capitalist, economy is natural (survival of the fittest), but no matter the cause, the result is the same. (and don't forget cross polenization, once a specie is economically the dominant one, it can very rapidly become naturally the only one)

  18. I wonder how long these would survive in the wild? by el-spectre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'bout 2 minutes, I expect.

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  19. I know! by RumpRoast · · Score: 1, Funny

    Put them in clear glass balls and sell them as Christmas ornaments! They'll be all the rage.

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    1. Re:I know! by djbckr · · Score: 1

      Nah, they'd be too heavy and pull the branches down...

  20. New wave of spam -mail by unixwin · · Score: 1

    Make it "glow" in the dark so she can find you...

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    1. Re:New wave of spam -mail by gearheadsmp · · Score: 0

      You can already buy glow-in-the-dark condoms.

  21. Yeah, but... by spumoni_fettuccini · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I get a frickin "laser" implanted in their heads?

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    1. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      We can only supply you with mutant sea-bass at the moment.

    2. Re:Yeah, but... by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      I think an organic LED array and whatever kind of organ electric eels use to store their charges up with would suffice. Bonus points if you can put the organic LED's in their eyes.

  22. Thank god by Zildy · · Score: 0, Funny

    Maybe this will prevent further Nemo incidents by making fish easier to find.

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    1. Re:Thank god by FroMan · · Score: 1


      No good. They never make it to the sea anyways.

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  23. I still dont agree with this. by Brigadier · · Score: 1


    First of all know one completely understands a gene strand. ok lets say we have our cool glowing fish soon to be the next pet must have. first of all in new enviroonments they will evolve. in a natrual environment they will evolve even more. Who says these things wont develope stingers. What happens when kids start releasing these things into the ocean and they start growing and adapting. People need to learn that implimentation and experiementation are two completely different things. pretty soon we will have the pet version of three mild island.

    1. Re:I still dont agree with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution takes a very long time. They won't be growing stingers till long after your dead unless we purposely give them stingers. And if down the road they do developed into something dangerous we will make something new to eat them ;)
      More realistically dangerous is someone could have an allergic reaction if they ate it.... though why you would be doing that....

    2. Re:I still dont agree with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First of all know one completely understands a gene strand. ok lets say we have our cool glowing fish soon to be the next pet must have. first of all in new enviroonments they will evolve. in a natrual environment they will evolve even more. Who says these things wont develope stingers. What happens when kids start releasing these things into the ocean and they start growing and adapting. People need to learn that implimentation and experiementation are two completely different things. pretty soon we will have the pet version of three mild island.
      I'm sure it was just an oversight, but you neglected to misspell any words in the sixth sentence. Fortunately, you had a strong finish with the "three mild island" reference.
    3. Re:I still dont agree with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think somebody needs to pick up a book on evolution. Most non-microscopic animals don't grow and adapt on the fly. What happens is that a genetic mutation, such as this one, is introducted. If the mutation is a good one then the animal survives to breed. If it is a bad one then he becomes food chain fodder.

      I also believe that you are referring to Three Mile Island in Pennsylvania. If we have the pet version of that then I think we are ok since, supposedly, nobody died as a result (either directly or indirectly) of that accident. Chernobyl would have been a better analogy.

    4. Re:I still dont agree with this. by iwnbs · · Score: 1

      I think worrying about their evolution is a bit paranoid. Through many years of experimentation no one has actually seen any species "evolve" into another. That's not to say they can't mutate, but in almost all cases the mutations are a hinderance to the organism's survival.

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    5. Re:I still dont agree with this. by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 1

      First of all know one completely understands a gene strand. ... Who says these things wont develope stingers.

      Ok, you are the one who doesn't understand much about genetics. They aren't any more likely to "develope stingers" than a normal fish. Splicing in a new gene does not increase the rate of mutations, that's a product of radiation, etc. And the genes they are using have a very well understood effect. Yes, it does increase the genetic diversity but that can't hurt. If these things are released into nature and don't function as well then they'll be removed by natural selection. They won't turn into the boogey men out of whatever cheesy sci-fi novel you seem to base your knowledge of genetics on.

    6. Re:I still dont agree with this. by penguinlust · · Score: 1

      I do not believe for a second that the bio engineer that is splicing in the gene "well understands" the effect it will have. The scientist in the article was, after all, suprised that the whole fish glowed.

      Compared to what these guys are doing the complexity of an operating computer is but a drop in the bucket. These guys are literally doing things to see what will happend.

    7. Re:I still dont agree with this. by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 1

      I do not believe for a second that the bio engineer that is splicing in the gene "well understands" the effect it will have.

      I meant that the gene's effect in the original creature is understood, nitwit. Which it is, it produces a protein. Protein producing genes are just a blueprint for the protein and can be isolated with precision. The degree to which the fluorescent protein is produced in the recipient is of course a more complicated matter. However, that's not very relevant to my point that this particular gene cannot and will not cause the animal to sprout stingers. If you still don't see this then I recommend picking up any college biology book.

    8. Re:I still dont agree with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it was just an oversight, but you neglected to misspell any words in the sixth sentence.

      No, but he did give it a nice structure..

      What happens when kids start releasing these things into the ocean and they start growing and adapting

      Well, we'll just have to give them wooden legs named Bob! :o)

    9. Re:I still dont agree with this. by penguinlust · · Score: 1

      Been a while since I've been called a nitwit. Not even the nitwits on slashdot have had this effect on me before.

      I do not believe in my post I said anything about a stinger. That is more than a bit far fetched. Yes the engineers know the process produces a protein and yes produces unforeseen results. That was my point after all. How this new gene reacts with some natural fish is not yet tested.

      These days our software gets beat up by customers if it has problems yet software almost always has some unforeseen problem. It is bad enough then we loose business. If a genetic "bug" gets out and has bad unforeseen problems the result will be much worse. It does not have to grow a stinger. It simply has to cause a glitch in the ecology of an area.

      Whatever, humans are the biggest glitch ever prodcued. We might as well keep our record up.

    10. Re:I still dont agree with this. by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, you had a strong finish with the "three mild island" reference.

      Gotta stick those landings. Makes up for the earlier bobbles and it really impresses the judges.

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  24. You need to do better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm totally in favor of genetic engineering for things like improving rice or wheat. These are clearly important, life-sustaining purposes that warrant taking on a little extra risk.... We need to be absolutely sure that genetically engineered products, such as grains, don't reach human mouths.

    I expect better trolling out of you, sir.

  25. Source Code by AlgebraicSpore · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone have the source code for this so I can recompile the kernel of the zebra fish I bought the other day?

    1. Re:Source Code by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      Does anyone have the source code

      You can download it from here. But you may have to use this as a compiler.

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  26. Jurassic Park, here we come! by PhinMak · · Score: 1

    Next step, mix and match and cut and paste! CatDog! Dalmations that won't go blind! Who wants a little "Compy" (procompsagnathus?) running around in their house? A pack of them would scare away burglers! Better yet, a furry trout, like in Brotherhood of the Wolf!

    1. Re:Jurassic Park, here we come! by ceeze · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if I learned one thing from the movies, its that these fish will one day learn to spit acid on me, make me drive my jeep off a cliff and/or eat me. Let's just hope the scientists had the foresight to make them lycine deficient or else we are all going to die.

  27. Slippery slope :p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next thing you know, they'll genetecially engineer a carnival goldfish with a lifespan of more than a week...

    It'll ruin the pet store industry, because you won't have to keep going back to replace the fish before the children find out...

  28. 6th Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this remind anyone the pet store from The 6th Day?

  29. Watch out for cheap knockoffs (painted fish) by zptdooda · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sometimes theyâ(TM)re just injected with dye: Painted fish, which is pretty cruel.

    I wonder how a buyer could tell the difference?

    âas more than 90 per cent have been sterilizedâ I guess having your organs glow is a bit of a downside here too. Must make the remaining 10% glow relatively brighter.

    Sometimes itâ(TM)s best to go low-tech, like Gibson says. (I hope you know where â¦)

    And Iâ(TM)m sure the dolphin with the SQUID would agree.

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  30. selective breeding by Brown+Eggs · · Score: 3, Informative

    I totally agree - it is certainly not a bad thing. This is only a more extreme form of the kind of "genetic engineering" that has been going on for thousands of years with cats, dogs, cattle, and other species that have close relationships with humans (either as food or pets). By selectively breeding pets, they enhance certain traits. Granted, this technology introduces genese that are not present in any form (most likley) in the host - I think that as long as there is no serious adverse effect to the organism then great. And if for some reason it does get into the wild, and decides to overrun the natural population - even better. It means that the gene that was introduced gave the new species a selective advantage over its predecessors. And isn't that what evolution (in any form, by any mechanism) is all about?

    1. Re:selective breeding by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You got it. Genetic Modification thru Engineering is nothing more than a single generation evolution. However, the one thing that individuals who are against genetic modification cite is that a modified species which overruns a natural species completly is that the modified species did not have a chance to adapt to the new threat which they would have if the introduced change came about naturally. This is why current genetecists are looking at human evolution and some of the branches that didnt't survive, or integrated with the branches that did survive. This is also why they take measures to prevent the release of the modified species into the wild.

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    2. Re:selective breeding by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Here's a potential problem with that scenario. Say some genegeneered species is released into the wild. It's able to overcome the natural indigenous species quickly, but then later entirely dies off due to not being able to handle some other natural circumstance such as a common bacteria or virus, or unnaturally cold or hot season, that the previous, natural species could. Then BOTH species are gone, leaving a big-ass void in the ecosystem. Then the things that depended on there being a species in that part of the "cycle of life" start being effected. It gets progressively uglier from there.

    3. Re:selective breeding by dissy · · Score: 1

      But what if something that exists right now has a natural mutation, and it, instead of these GM fish, are inserted into your situation described above.
      And then these naturally occouring creatures do everything you attributed to the GM creature in your post.

      The exact same thing!

      So using your logic, nature may distroy us! We better stop it!

    4. Re:selective breeding by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1

      Here's the catch. Naturally occuring mutations are also known as Evolution. They do not occur in a single generation, and usually span many generations. That is how you get people from monkeys, sharks from the megalodon, and aligators from whatever they came from. In natural evolutionary process it is not that former species is dominated by the newer, but that it is less able to adapt to changing conditions. A species that eradicates a lesser do to an induced change, ie genetic engineering is tampering with a natural process. Another way to look at it is like this. People evolved from Apes/Monkeys, but there are still apes/monkeys around because they were able to adapt themselves to change without radical mutation.

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    5. Re:selective breeding by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Here's a potential problem with that scenario. Say some genegeneered species is released into the wild. It's able to overcome the natural indigenous species quickly, but then later entirely dies off due to not being able to handle some other natural circumstance such as a common bacteria or virus, or unnaturally cold or hot season, that the previous, natural species could. Then BOTH species are gone, leaving a big-ass void in the ecosystem. Then the things that depended on there being a species in that part of the "cycle of life" start being effected. It gets progressively uglier from there.

      Umm...sure...the new version is going to just supplant the old version worldwide, immediately, including seed banks/embryo banks and agricultural storehouses.....and then have some weakness that would kill it *all* off, again instantly, before us poor dumb bastards could do anything about it. I mean, I would imagine that whoever created the new super mutant would have some stock samples stored away. Then the scientists could just release some stock back into the wild until they can make a newer version that has no weakness to whatever killed it before. You can wash, rinse, repeat forever. Of course, since any takeover of an entire species would take a long enough for us to notice, I don't think that what you're speculating about could ever happen. If any species is made extinct becase of genegineering, it will most likely be one that doesn't contribute much, like the dodo bird. New species are coming into being regularly and old species are going bye-bye. Welcome to planet Earth.

    6. Re:selective breeding by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      Ok... so what's the difference between one glowing fish being born in this generation and one glowing fish being released in this generation?
      I'm not understanding why one would result in the mass excintion of the species and the other would result in a dead glowfish....

      Kintanon

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    7. Re:selective breeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is pedantic, but people didn't evolve from modern monkeys. Monkeys and people have common ancestors, but the branch was quite far back.

      Among evolution's sources of genetic variation are crossover and point mutation. These are big, abrupt changes. A trait appears in the population and spreads if it works, usually coming to dominate the population over time if it gives even a tiny fitness advantage. This takes at least a few generations!

      Sometimes the environment changes again, and the new trait doesn't work out. But this happens no matter what the source of the new trait was.

      Evolution IS genetic change and differential selection. If a very large natural disaster happens, then much of the life on earth is destroyed - evolution doesn't care and doesn't stop it, it's just that which happens when there is genetic variation and selection.

  31. Grass by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I want is a genetically engineered lawn - the blades of grass never grow to 3" and stop, and there is built-in resistance to Round-Up.

    1. Re:Grass by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      I'm sure Monsanto have a team dedicated to fulfilling your requirements, beavering away at this very minute.

      There'll probably be a choice of heights, for fairway, green and rough, if you wait long enough.

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    2. Re:Grass by RumpRoast · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, some bushes (and houseplants) that don't die when you pee on them would be nice. Thanks!

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    3. Re:Grass by penguinlust · · Score: 1

      Grass? Did you say grass? Hope the feds aren't listening. What about some of the properties of the other "grass".

      Kind of like "the other white meat" commercials.

    4. Re:Grass by brkello · · Score: 1

      Actually...I have heard that there is grass that does that. I think the patent is held by John Deer or some company like that who really don't want that to be a reality. I would love non growing grass too...so would the golf course industry. But lawn mower companies hate the idea because they go out of business. I really don't know this for sure...it may just be an urban legend....anyone else know more?

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    5. Re:Grass by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Close but not quite.

      *sigh*

  32. This seems like a relatively harmless application of genetic engineering. The fish aren't radioactive or anything, they just glow pretty colors. However, if there's one thing we should have learned from Jurassic Park, it's that these things have a way of getting beyond control. What if they accidently activate a gene from an electric eel, and create a fish that can kill people? There are many other possibilities.

    Not to mention the things that could be created if this technology is used for evil purposes. It would be one thing to be making these things in the US, but do we really trust Taiwan with this stuff?

    In any case, we are now playing God, making new mutant species for our amusement. I fear for us.

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    1. Re:scary by tyroneking · · Score: 1

      I like the humour in this post - but you may have concealed it a little too much ;)

      Just a couple of points:

      - Jurassic Park didn't show us that GM'ifying animals has a bad result, it showed us that you should never employ chubby Linux gurus to run your secruity systems.

      - How come Taiwan gets a bad rep? The US is just as likely to corrupt this technology (as is the UK).

      Good point about playing God though - it really is a bit creepy (but this one idea is a good'un I think ;)

    2. Re:scary by octal666 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the things that could be created if this technology is used for evil purposes.

      The technology was there, the new thing are brighting fishes. Zebrafishes doesn't seem to me a scary thing, and by the way, i'm so much scared about what USA can do with such a technology than what "mad taiwan scientists" and their glowing pets do.

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    3. Re:Scary by Nihilanth · · Score: 1

      why bother with that when you can just blow up buildings and shoot people? Jeebus, man, Dr. Evil is just a movie character.

    4. Re:Scary by superdan2k · · Score: 1

      Dude, whatever drugs you're taking to damp down the paranoia...you need to up the dosage.

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    5. Re:Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, whatever drugs you're taking to damp down the paranoia...you need to up the dosage.

      Don't listen to him! superdan2k is OBVIOUSLY a government agent trying to trick you! Take speed or PCP instead! They don't want you to know that those drugs are really the only things that keep you free from government control! Tin foil hats are for morons! It's the PCP and speed....you'll see how many people are in this conspiracy when you're properly dosed. Every government agent you 'liquidate' gives you an extra year of life and brings us all closer to true freedom!

  33. I hope you guys realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That they don't glow by themselves.

    You need a blacklight fluorescent tube to make them glow. Just like that GM rabbit.

    If someone engineered a "bioluminescent" pet, now, THAT would be awesome. It would beat having a bunch of fireflies in a jar just for a few hours.

  34. How long untill... by mgcsinc · · Score: 1

    How long until the utterly uninformed are afraid to go over to their friends houses, for fear of getting "zapped" by the "radioactive" fish?

    1. Re:How long untill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With friend's like that, who needs guns?

    2. Re:How long untill... by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      Nice attempt at a troll, but I've yet to read about an organism that's naturally radioactive. This could be because radioactivity doesn't mix well with life forms. Ya think?

    3. Re:How long untill... by mgcsinc · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but maybe my inclusion of the words "utterly uninformed" didn't let on to my blatent sarcasm as much as I had hoped... But anyway, I was just trying to highlight the fear that many laymen have, much of it unfounded, of technological breakthroughs regarding genetic engineering, as evidenced by the media firestorm related to altered corn a while back...

  35. The next step... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, I'm just waiting for human girls with blue hair and big bre...eyes, just like in anime!

    (if this offends you, please look up the word "satire" before responding)

  36. A dyslexics nightmare... by Daeslin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Playing God with Dog. Or was that the other way around...

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  37. Re:I wonder how long these would survive in the wi by dtldl · · Score: 1

    No need for neon signs anymore, just put the menu on display.

  38. Where's Dr. Malcolm... by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    ...when we need him?

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  39. reminds me Blade Runner by EggMan2000 · · Score: 1

    I think there were genetic engineered pets in that movie. I recall snakes and stuff that were genetically engineered.

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  40. Hah! by HopeUnknown · · Score: 1

    Glowing fish? Whats next, talking birds?????

  41. Finaly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going out and buying one as soon as I can.

  42. What if.... by joelt49 · · Score: 1

    And that is just the start. Scientists believe Night Pearl bio-fish represent the shape of pets to come. Our household animals will come with extra genes that will stop them shedding fur or triggering allergic reactions. And when one dies, its owner will simply clone it.

    Does that mean they can genetically modify dogs to keep them from shitting on the floor? Or will they modify them not to bark at the exact second I'm falling asleep?

  43. I want reengineered wildlife! by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

    How about a groundhog that eats your weeds, but not your vegitable garden. Or Robins that pay you rent if they build a nest under your deck, instead of attacking you or your pets just for wanting to be in your backyard.

    (sorry, these are my current problems)

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  44. more than cool by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    I was visiting my friend and his new kitten and we were both playing with him, sniffling away... it was kind of rediculous! He took his allergy pill a little late, and I don't really take them, I just deal with the effects when I'm around pets. I would sure like an allergen-free kitten.

    Hell, I'd like an allergen free me!

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    1. Re:more than cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't invent one! The idea has been patented, even though the alergen free cat has not yet been invented! So if you invent it, you're violating a patent and will be sued! I kid you not.

    2. Re:more than cool by the_consumer · · Score: 2, Funny
      I would sure like an allergen-free kitten.

      Easy! Just remove the skin.

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    3. Re:more than cool by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Easy! Just remove the skin.

      And we all know there's more than one way to do that! Cat's must be like UNIX....

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    4. Re:more than cool by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but then you have to compost all the cat peelings.

      Wotta stench!

    5. Re:more than cool by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Cat's what?

      g:/Cat's/s//Cats/

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    6. Re:more than cool by cens0r · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually, you're allergic to the saliva. Which builds up on the skin and hair.

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    7. Re:more than cool by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      No need to breed an allergen free kitten. Just get one of the rex breeds of cats, like the cornish rex or devon rex. From what I've heard, they're supposed to be a very good cat for those with allergies. Though they do have very tight curly fur, and thus, aren't as good as a petting cat, imo, as a good domestic shorthair.

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    8. Re:more than cool by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      Cat's what?

      g:/Cat's/s//Cats/


      Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
      Cats: All your base are belong to us.
      Cats: You are on the way to destruction.

    9. Re:more than cool by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      I thought cat dander, which AFAIK is the primary cause of allergy to cats, is something kittens do not yet have..?

    10. Re:more than cool by Moofie · · Score: 1

      OK, that was gross.

      Really funny, but gross.

      Go to your room!

      : )

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  45. Whaaa!!!!! by oiuyt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But the prospect of GM pets has outraged pet dealers. The nation's aquarium industry last week said it had backballed the Night Pearl. 'This is the thin end of the wedge,' said Keith Davenport, chief executive of the Ornamental Aquatic Trade Association. 'You could put all sorts of different genes in animals and do all sorts of damage.'


    Boohoo. I'd buy one of these fish. Be interesting to see how much this blackballing affects local availability.

  46. I have one small request... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and that is to have sharks with frickin' lazer beams attached to their heads!

  47. GM pets by MrLint · · Score: 3, Interesting

    NPR had an interview with a guy from Transgenic Pets, about allergy free cats. What was funny was that the interviewer asked the guy repeatedly what was the benefit to the animal and all he could say was that 'it didn't hurt the animal at all'

  48. I'm tempted by skelf · · Score: 1

    For selfish reasons, I've had my eye on Transgenic Pets, a company that is promising to deliver non-allergenic cats for allergy-sufferers like me. I know it is selfish, and I'm not sure I could ever go through with it, but it really sucks being a cat lover and never being able to go near them...

    1. Re:I'm tempted by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      I'll swap you.

      I'll take your allergy, and you can have whatever it is about me that makes the mangy little buggers think I like them.

      I only have to sit down in a room with a cat in it, and within five minutes I've got a lap full of annoying furry thing.

      You're most welcome to my cat attraction persona, 'cause I don't want it.

      Give me a big slobbering hound anyday.

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    2. Re:I'm tempted by damiangerous · · Score: 1
      'll take your allergy, and you can have whatever it is about me that makes the mangy little buggers think I like them. I only have to sit down in a room with a cat in it, and within five minutes I've got a lap full of annoying furry thing.

      Not liking them is exactly what makes them like you. People who like cats usually pay attention to them. They talk to them, look at them, and make various sounds and motions to attract them. If the cat doesn't know you this generally freaks it out and it stays the hell away from you. People who don't like cats simply ignore them completely. This suits cats just fine as you're non-threatening and they can investigate you at their leisure. If you don't want cats on you, trying staring at them threateningly and waving your arms in their direction.

    3. Re:I'm tempted by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      I'll take your allergy, and you can have whatever it is about me that makes the mangy little buggers think I like them.

      My mom had the same problem. Turns out she unconsciously narrowed her eyes whenever she saw a cat, and among cats, this is a sign of affection. Don't narrow your eyes at them. (yes they can tell the difference between someone narrowing their eyes and someone with narrow eyes, they are looking for the movement as well)
      I'm not sure if this is what you're doing, but it's something to check. If you just want them to not like you, show your teeth. Give 'em a real big smile, and they'll usually take off, as that's a sign of aggression among many animals.
      Now, why it is that humans show teeth for friendliness and narrow eyes for anger I dunno, i just know that it's backwards from a lot of other animals.

  49. I doubt it in this case by Benm78 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The risk you mention is an obvious one, but with most genetically modified organisms its unlikely they would be superior competitors for the wild type.

    I doubt that glowing in the dark would benefit a zebrafish. Its very unlikely they'd be more attractive to the opposite sex here, zebrafish are not used to looking for glowing mates. Also, glowing in the dark could be quite a disadvantage if any predators are near.

    In case of GM'd crops (resistance to pests etc.) the modified organism could well be superior to the wildtype.

    But even if an advantage is introduced, its still questionable if replacing the wild type with the improved version is a bad thing.

    What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant? Would the world be a worse planet to live on if all zebrafish glowed in the dark?

    1. Re:I doubt it in this case by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Also, glowing in the dark could be quite a disadvantage if any predators are near.

      Just what I was thinking. The glowing fish would be the first thing eaten, so their genes would not last long in the wild.

    2. Re:I doubt it in this case by aborchers · · Score: 1
      I was thinking about making the same observation about hardiness or evolutionary fitness or lack thereof. Nonetheless, the answer to your question


      What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant?


      is, in a word, biodiversity. As we move toward a monoculture, we risk losing the *global* crop in the event of some unforeseen threat to which it is not resistant.

      This is, of course, assuming that you don't refer to a fully biodiverse array of soybean plants that would arise from the natural injection of a roundup-resistant gene. I doubt that is likely, however, given the relative time scales of evolution and human farming practices.

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    3. Re:I doubt it in this case by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1
      Would the world be a worse planet to live on if all zebrafish glowed in the dark?

      Maybe Yes, maybe no. But since we've only got one ecosystem, I'd rather not find out.

      What if glowing Zebrafish have some advantage that causes their populations to explode. Suddenly, a dozen natrual species of fish get crowded out of an ecosystem because of food shortage.

      Take a good look at the nuckleheaded things Australia has done in regards to introducing "exotic" species into an environment where they have no natural enemies... take a look at this site: Cane Toads

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    4. Re:I doubt it in this case by BigBadBri · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant?

      Nothing, unless hatred of Monsanto is a human good.

      What really would be a pisser, though, is if all the weeds in the soybean fields ended up roundup resistant.

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    5. Re:I doubt it in this case by mskfisher · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't with the added features , it's with the possible weaknesses that it adds.

      Taking your Roundup example, maybe the new GM plants are susceptible to... potato bugs, or blight, or whatever - whereas the originals were not.
      If the GM crops took over the normal crops, you've introduced the possibility of disaster where there previously was none.

      We have no way of knowing the full extent of the way different genes interact, and are arrogant if we think we do.

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    6. Re:I doubt it in this case by danila · · Score: 1

      Natural world is "biodiverse", becuase the environment is diverse. If you remove diversity from the environment, living world will eventually lose some too. Trying to maintain artificial diversity won't work (in the medium- to long- term), so the only real solution would be to increase diversity in the world and these GM species aren't really a problem.

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    7. Re:I doubt it in this case by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      You do know that by posting "What Ifs" like this, you're probably encouraging a bad Hollywood b-quality movie, with a-quality actors and budget, right?

      N.

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    8. Re:I doubt it in this case by sabaco · · Score: 1

      Ah, but that is the beauty of working with living things. If they are weaker, they'll simply die out. Since only the stronger ones will survive, we don't really have to worry about that. In the worst case, if they all die out, we can just re-introduce the originals again.

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    9. Re:I doubt it in this case by eXtro · · Score: 1

      It's a very bad thing to replace the natural soybean crop with a genetic one if Monsanto then gets to claim that you're infringing their patents. In the U.S. it makes an artificial monopoly (since now all soybeans are Monsanto property), in third world countries it devestates them because they can't afford the licensing fees.

      It's a very bad thing to replace the natural soybean crop with a genetic one if it turns out that Monsanto's tweaking actually causes side effects that harm humans, animals or other crops.

    10. Re:I doubt it in this case by Mesozoic44 · · Score: 1
      What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant?

      Well - when the insects also become roundup-resistent then I suspect we'll lose a lot of soybeans.

    11. Re:I doubt it in this case by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Or alternatively, the glowing light may confuse and throw off predators.

      That's the wonderful thing about just-so stories. You can make up any kind you want to support your position.

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    12. Re:I doubt it in this case by cens0r · · Score: 1

      That's great if we keep the originals around. But what if there are no more originals?

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    13. Re:I doubt it in this case by aborchers · · Score: 1
      Disclaimer: I'm a computer scientist, not a biologist.


      so the only real solution would be to increase diversity in the world and these GM species aren't really a problem


      I certainly hope you're right, but I fear you may not be because modern human activity, particularly when economics are involved as they are in modern farming, isn't easily checked by the natural diversity of the planet. The Irish potato famine is frequently cited as an example of where a human-engineered monoculture led to ecological disaster.

      Because of the economics of factory farming and the engineered preferences in most consumers for specific varieties of vegetables (and meats, in fact), it seems to me like the dominant recent trend has been for us to eliminate much more diversity than we promote. As I mentioned in the original post, what took nature millenia to produce we can undo in a few decades.

      Then there's another famous Monsanto GM gene: the terminator. Imagine that taking hold in a biodiverse world!

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    14. Re:I doubt it in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant?

      That's the problem...the problem might not initally be humanity's. We are not the only creatures that need a balanced ecosystem. All creatures have developed into a state of equalibrium with their environment. If we introduce a plant that produces pesticides, what will happen to the bugs that need that plant to survive? We may see that bug(s) as a pest but other creatures see that bug(s) as food. If those bugs die off, then what? These effects tend to trickle up the food chain, and will eventually hit us. It's not too difficult to grow sustainable crops for all without screwing around with plants and animals dna, just look at organic farms.

    15. Re:I doubt it in this case by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, because genes often jump from plants in insects.

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    16. Re:I doubt it in this case by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 0

      since most fish see movement a lot better than they see non-movement. Your statement holds no water (pun intended). If you've ever gone fishing you'd know why some fishermen use shiny metal bits on their line. The fish see the glittering reflection and fo after it.
      How you can rationalize that a fast mvoing blinking thing would confuse a predator fish is beyond me.

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    17. Re:I doubt it in this case by Mesozoic44 · · Score: 1

      It's not a question of 'jumping' - just Natural Selection (tm) at work.

    18. Re:I doubt it in this case by Punchcardz · · Score: 1

      The entire point behind the "Terminator" technology is that it can't make little terminator plants, so in fact, they are sterile. The "advantage" is that this effectively prevents crossing of modified plants, and prevents the possibility of genetic contamination and creation of "super weeds" that are often heralded as the dangers of GMO's. Of course the fact that farmers can no longer produce their own seed and have to pay money to Monsanto on a yearly basis to buy new seed has nothing do with this technology....

    19. Re:I doubt it in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the weeds ended up roundup resistant then we can just genenginer them to taste like potatos. No need to kill them at all, just eat em.

      Of course then we can reenginer the evil potato. Anything with more then 2 eyes just has to be evil.

    20. Re:I doubt it in this case by Punchcardz · · Score: 1

      Roundup isn't a pesticide. It is a herbicide. Insects are already "resistant to it", in the same way humans are resistant to penicillin. The entire point of "Roundup Ready" crops is that you can plant them and then blanket the field in Roundup to kill the rest of the plants, namely weeds. Much easier than normal herbicide use that tends to kill your crops as well, requiring careful usage. Sounds like you are confusing Roundup Ready with Bt plants, both Monsanto products.

    21. Re:I doubt it in this case by aborchers · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The entire point behind the "Terminator" technology is that it can't make little terminator plants, so in fact, they are sterile.


      I assume you read my previous disclaimer, so bear with me.

      My understanding was that terminated plants produce nonviable seeds. Do they also not produce pollen? Is it certain (I took special note of your "effectively", which is often informal shorthand for "almost certain", but perhaps you meant it differently) that pollen from a terminated plant could not be introduced into a species that is viable and pass that gene to its offspring?

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    22. Re:I doubt it in this case by Mesozoic44 · · Score: 1

      You're correct - I was confusing this with Bt. Thanks.

    23. Re:I doubt it in this case by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      The question I'd have for the "world-is-ending" scenarios... If we can engineer a plant to resist A, then B comes and wipes out all the engineered plants, don't you think we could engineer next season's plants to resist B?

      The *global* crop will never be a monoculture. We can engineer new diversity in as needed.

    24. Re:I doubt it in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to be able to get one of those fish.
      Try not to worry about the greens they are just the new luddites. In many ways they are worse then christian/muslem zelots. At least christian evanglists/muslems want to convert me. Greens would rather millions of people be dead so they can live a better life without harming mother earth.

    25. Re:I doubt it in this case by aborchers · · Score: 1

      The *global* crop will never be a monoculture. We can engineer new diversity in as needed.


      As I told another poster, I hope you're right, because the genie is apparently out of the bottle.

      I really don't mean to be a Luddite on this issue. GM is very promising if well managed. However, having lived in a place (Cincinnati) where they introduced something so relatively simple as "reformulated" gasoline in order to clean the air, only to pull it off the market a few years later when it was discovered it poisoned the ground water, I am not necessarily so optimistic about our ability to move forward safely and wisely with our environmental technologies.
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    26. Re:I doubt it in this case by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      But we've been modifying crops and their genes for thousands of years. Occasionally there are mistakes (dutch elm disease, potato blights, shrimp plagues...).

      The world hasn't ended, as far as I'm aware. A gene is a gene is a gene, you can't say splicing an animal gene into a plant is any worse than splicing two plant genes, logically.

    27. Re:I doubt it in this case by Azghoul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The idea that nature, left untouched by man, is in some sort of "equilibrium state" is naive. Perhaps you didn't mean that, but that's what it sounds like.

      Also, organic farms are not necessarily "better" for the environment than any other farm. They produce less per square acre (feeding fewer people), and that "natural fertilizer" isn't all that great either.

      I could continue poking holes here, but what's the use.

    28. Re:I doubt it in this case by Punchcardz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not quite. You have seed you buy from Monsanto. This plant is incapable of producing viable seed, regardless of pollenation source. It produces almost normal seed (which is usually the comercialy interesting part, think canola, soy etc), except that it doesn't have the ability to germinate. So from a female perspective, the plant is sterile. You were correct that the plant still produces pollen which can go out and fertilize normal plants. The resulting seed has normal maternal genes and terminator paternal genes. Thus this seed will develop and look normal, except lack the ability to germinate. Thus the plant is also effectively paternaly sterile too, though a generation of seed is produced afterwards, at which point there is no more passing of genes. So the only real problem is if you are a farmer growing seed next door to a terminator field and want to harvest and replant some of your seed next year. The cross pollenation from the terminator field will hurt your yeild.

    29. Re:I doubt it in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " What if glowing Zebrafish have some advantage that causes their populations to explode. Suddenly, a dozen natrual species of fish get crowded out of an ecosystem because of food shortage."

      Give us (as humans) some credit. We've had lots of practice in making species extinct. I think we can handle a few zebrafish.

    30. Re:I doubt it in this case by mskfisher · · Score: 1

      Yeah you can. This is something that doesn't occur naturally.
      Selective breeding is different than jamming a jellyfish gene into a peppermint plant - peppermint and jellyfish would never, and can never, reproduce.

      The unnatural quality of that makes me wonder about the other repercussions - the way that the genes interact.

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    31. Re:I doubt it in this case by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      True, but if you break it down to the molecular level, a gene is a gene is a gene. ACTG and all that. Doesn't matter if it comes from a monkey or a marigold.

      Selective breeding is logically identical to "artificial" gene splicing, just not as precise (and gene splicing ain't that precise).

      I'm not saying that we should just run with it... just don't hide and be scared, either.

    32. Re:I doubt it in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just when all soybean plants have terminator genes that we'll have problems.

    33. Re:I doubt it in this case by mskfisher · · Score: 1

      Yeah, exactly.
      I'm all for this experimentation. But it's a fair bit less natural than breeding out Shetland ponies... so I think it warrants just a bit of caution. Not FUD.

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    34. Re:I doubt it in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      How are those cockroaches coming?

    35. Re:I doubt it in this case by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      I think my post has stolen your insightful points - sorry!

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    36. Re:I doubt it in this case by dasuridai · · Score: 1

      The University of Western Australia publishes a report located here.

      The basic conclusion that they reached was that genetic migration from their GM canola plants was only about .03%. I guess you could still make a fuss over that, but it doesn't sound like these GM plants are 'over-running' their 'native' counterparts.

    37. Re:I doubt it in this case by zilly · · Score: 1

      Let me play devil's advocate for a moment, and pose you a question. Suppose the natural population of zebrafish happened to start glowing on their own one day -- i.e., the same mutation happened in nature as happened in the lab. Populations explode, other species of fish get crowded out, etc.

      Now what, exactly, would be so bad about that? Is it only bad if humans are involved? Or would you argue that the glowing zebrafish must be eradicated, even though they arose by a natural mutation?

    38. Re:I doubt it in this case by mink · · Score: 1

      Last I checked throughout the midwest, farmers (non organic) who pour on the roundup and use Monsanto GM seed, cover fields in shit to fertilize still.
      Explain how "natural" fertilizer is not good?

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    39. Re:I doubt it in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, sterile means that it cannot reproduce. Pollenating another plant is part of reproduction.

    40. Re:I doubt it in this case by naasking · · Score: 1

      But even if an advantage is introduced, its still questionable if replacing the wild type with the improved version is a bad thing. What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant? Would the world be a worse planet to live on if all zebrafish glowed in the dark?

      Reducing diversity is rarely a good idea. Ever heard of the potato famine?

    41. Re:I doubt it in this case by Moofie · · Score: 1

      All the soybeans being roundup-resistant isn't a bad thing.

      Getting sued by Monsanto because the next farmer over's plants decided to have sex with your plants is bad.

      Having a pathogen that attacks one specific strain of soybeans, destroying crops wholesale (think potato blight, only worse) would be bad.

      Monocultures are not healthy. Monocultures controlled by rapacious corporations are lethal.

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    42. Re:I doubt it in this case by Moofie · · Score: 1

      And the best part is, Monsanto will also sue you for having their intellectual property without having purchased it. Whee!

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    43. Re:I doubt it in this case by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I'm the furthest thing in the world from a biologist, but even small migration rates can produce really big changes given time.

      What is the gross migration rate over, say, 100 years?

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    44. Re:I doubt it in this case by Moofie · · Score: 1

      OK. You make a 100% accurate predictive model of Earth's ecosystem, and I'll stop worrying about GM products.

      Do I think glowing fish are a serious problem? No. But I do think that the risks of GM products in the wild is far, far higher than the companies that profit from them will ever admit.

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    45. Re:I doubt it in this case by pVoid · · Score: 1
      That's the whole danger of GEng... it's not the glowing that's dangerous. It's the side effects that you *don't* see. Maybe the glow gene also creates secretions which normally are quite harmless, but combined with some special enzyme in a tuna fish's stomach turn deadly...

      Maybe these fish become resistant to an otherwise instantly lethal virus that zebra fish have... effectively acting as reservoirs of this virus, and spreading it along to all other zebra fish and whiping out normal zebra fish populations.

      Think of it this way: why hasn't ebola wiped out the world population? because it's *too* fast for its own good. It doesn't have time to spread around because its host dies too quickly. AIDS on the other hand takes waaaay longer kill, and that's why it's more widespread...

      Now imagine some humans were genetically engineered to have glowing eyes, and as a side-effect, they became immune to Ebola. Pretty soon, glowing eyed people would be the only people remaining on the planet, because they would act as reservoirs for a virus which otherwise would rapidly kill its host...

      Genetics is like a very very poorly maintainable 90 billion line of code piece of software... with most of the variables declared at the global scope... and named x1, x2, x3 and static buffers all over the place. You wouldn't want to just say, "hey, I'll just use buffer z32 for a second to do this string operation" now would you.

    46. Re:I doubt it in this case by cfuse · · Score: 1
      What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant?

      Are you brain damaged?

      Soybeans might be roundup-resistant, but I'm not. I don't want more poisonous crap from Monsanto fouling up my environment.

      You won't be so blasé when giant glowing zebrafish are our masters!

    47. Re:I doubt it in this case by aborchers · · Score: 1

      This post is a perfect example of why I wish we could disable anonymous replies.

      Punchcardz gave an informed answer to my question above, in which it was made clear that pollenation from a terminated plant can occur, though it produces sterile seeds in the pollenated plant.

      This AC came along and yammered out some presumptious BS about a topic which he clearly knows even less than I, and protected his ignorance behind the AC shield.

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    48. Re:I doubt it in this case by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      I don't have to make a 100% prediction. You folks maintain the ecosystem's been around for billions of years, survived ice ages, asteroid impacts, billions of mutations, mass extinctions, explosions of new species without ever collapsing. To be terrified that simply doing to plants what evolution has been doing in the wild for the past 3 billion years is going to cause it all to come crashing down around us is simply non-rational.

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    49. Re:I doubt it in this case by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I'm not worried about destroying the ecosystem. The ecosystem is robust.

      I'm worried about a corporation destroying a major food supply, because of their irresponsible public beta tests of their hybrid crops.

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    50. Re:I doubt it in this case by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      That would be a neat trick: Destroy a food supply by providing the food supply.

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    51. Re:I doubt it in this case by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You musta missed that whole Irish potato blight thing.

      Monoculture==bad.

      If you don't know how these two statements are related, you have no business commenting on ecological problems until you educate yourself.

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    52. Re:I doubt it in this case by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      So, the plan is to create a single GM food plant that will replace all food plants in the world? So that GM wheat will wipe out all oats and barley, and rye and tomatoes and peas and cucumbers and every other domesticated and cultivated plant in the world, and then succumb to a devastating disease that will cause mass starvation.

      Duck when the black helicopters fly overhead.

      Study your history and find out WHY the Irish had become so dependent on a single crop for food and why they were farming in conditions that supported the growth and spread of the disease. Hint: It wasn't because of evil corporations.

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    53. Re:I doubt it in this case by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the corporations are not the good students of history you are.

      If you can read about Monsanto's legal practices against farmers, and think that they're NOT interested in controlling the food supply, well, you're entitled to your opinion.

      Why do you suppose that the US Gov't is tying food aid to needy countries to acceptance of GM foods? Do a little bit of research on Nestle's baby formula "giveaway" during the late 60's and early 70's, and then tell me that the corps interests are aligned with our own.

      I'm certainly not suggesting that the potato famine was the result of corporate action, but I certainly am saying that corporate action could lead to such a problem.

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    54. Re:I doubt it in this case by quintessent · · Score: 1

      What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant?

      Being pest resistant is a good thing. But if you make plants that are resistant to chemicals, you increase the chances that those chemicals will be used on the plants, which could increase the health risks to humans.

  50. Cool idea - dumb article! by tyroneking · · Score: 1

    What a c*** article! The author seems to have shoe-horned every alarmist notion in the tabloids' dictionary - cloning dead pets, outraged pet dealers (can you even imagine an outraged pet dealer?), the word 'fruit' in an article about fish, a totally unrelated issue (tropical fish that can live in cold water), and false selling (i.e. a kitten that doesn't look like it's clone-parent).

    Personally, I think this is a great idea - normal tropical fish are pretty useless - but now they can be used to provide the sort of ambient lighting that was once the preserve of candles, child-safety lights and nuclear reactors. Pretty romantic alternative I would think!

    Anyway, I'm sure natural selection would have produced the same result eventually - don't tropical fish live very close to the marine coral that contributes genes to the glowing fish? It is only a matter of time until one of the coral starts to get fresh ideas about a zebra fish ...

    1. Re:Cool idea - dumb article! by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      What a c*** article! The author seems to have shoe-horned every alarmist notion in the tabloids' dictionary - cloning dead pets, outraged pet dealers (can you even imagine an outraged pet dealer?), the word 'fruit' in an article about fish, a totally unrelated issue (tropical fish that can live in cold water), and false selling (i.e. a kitten that doesn't look like it's clone-parent).

      It was from the Guardian...what did you expect?

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  51. genetically modified by leekwen · · Score: 1

    yeah, sure, as if they aren't already mutated to shit. how many people do you know have a tank of tropical fish that are even close to anything born naturally?

    sure they may not be as exotic as 'glow in the dark' fish but almost everybody i know with an aquarium has some queer breed of goldfish with 5 tails and eyeballs half the size of the rest of the body or something equally ridiculous. i think these people are just doing the one-up by directly messing with genetics instead of doing it the old fashioned way, through selective breeding.

    so i'm a fan of normal looking, more expensive, hopefully legally edible when they get big, ugly fishies.

  52. Scary by Ghetto_D · · Score: 1

    I can think of a lot of situations where this could be used for more evil than good. Imagine if terrorists dropped a crate of genetically altered poisionous cats? The little friendly kitten your girlfriend brings home might do more than set off your allergies!

  53. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sounds pretty neat to me, after all people have been genetically modifying animals for tens of thousands of years, except the tool has been breeding rather than genetics.

    Yes, and people have been using cars for tens of thousands of years, it was called running.

    Jeez, breeding for particular traits is NOT at all the same as inserting genes from other species.

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  54. Need to add this gene to cats & dogs by Saganaga · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see this gene added to cats and dogs. Don't you hate it when you trip over them in the dark?

  55. Not the first.. by xchino · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read somewhere about a french artist who worked with a bioengineering company to produce a rabbit that glowed green (using jellyfish genes as well). There was some sort of scandal about him not getting to take it home to film it interacting as a family pet which was what the whole project was about in the first place.

    I'd like to see a pic of these fish though, or some video. I have no problem with a genetically modified pet. In the future, maybe we can have tigers that get no bigger than house cats, or something cool like that. Or photosynthetic pets that you don't have to feed! Just stick them outside for a few hours!

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    1. Re:Not the first.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      only glows under blacklight


      http://abcnews.go.com/sections/science/DailyNews /r abbit000918.html

    2. Re:Not the first.. by dissy · · Score: 1

      > In the future, maybe we can have tigers that get no bigger than house cats, or
      > something cool like that.

      Im not sure if that was intended to be funny or not, but from the next item about "Or photosynthetic pets that you don't have to feed!" I am going to assume you were serious...

      Housecats ARE the result of us domesticating the feline's that nature provided..
      I can't quite remember if they are from lions or tigers, but i believe it was from tigers.

      Granted theres tons of other genes that got mixed in there too due to our crude methods, but still, the idea is the same.

    3. Re:Not the first.. by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      You're close to the money as far as the basics, but still pretty far off as far as the heritage of housecats goes. Domestic felines and tigers are pretty far separated, genetically. The closest wild ancestor of the housecat lives in northern africa, IIRC, can't be arsed to look up which species exactly. They're about the same size as a current housecat though.

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    4. Re:Not the first.. by CJ+Hooknose · · Score: 1
      Housecats ARE the result of us domesticating the feline's that nature provided..

      True, though you may want to look here .

      I can't quite remember if they are from lions or tigers, but i believe it was from tigers.

      False on both counts. Domestic cats were originally bred from the African wild cat, although some folks think that certain breeds like the Maine Coon Cat arose from people crossing domestic cats with the European wild cat. I read in a biology textbook somewhere that most large cats cannot purr, while most small cats can, and this distinction between "growling cats" and "purring cats" is one reason why most large cats are put in genus Panthera while most small cats are put in genus Felis. Don't know what cladistics has to say about this; my information is a few years out of date.

      Humans don't need genetic engineering or even planned breeding programs to produce interesting effects... check out the Singapore Drain Cat for a totally unplanned micro-feline (ranges from 4-9 lbs.) Also Google for "Scottish Fold" and "Cornish Rex", though these were mutants that were encouraged via selective breeding....

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    5. Re:Not the first.. by Darby · · Score: 1

      Humans don't need genetic engineering or even planned breeding programs to produce interesting effects... check out the Singapore Drain Cat

      There are even other methods as well which lead to very interesting results. Are you familiar with the Bonsai Kitten?

  56. I have a genetically engineered pet. by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    It's called a 'dog'. You may have heard of them.

    Mine is a white collie.

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  57. what? by PhiberOptix · · Score: 0

    no three eyed fish jokes?

  58. How might? by Jonsey · · Score: 1

    New Zebrafish 1.1 glows in the presence of blacklights....

    Wait. Make that: New Zebrafish 2.0 now glows in the...

    This can be construed as trolling can't it? :D

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  59. Gene torture by ites · · Score: 1

    I was not being literal but now that you bring it up, I think it is actually possible to torture genes: all you have to do is frustrate the little buggers' will to reproduce by breeding them artificially so that instead of the best genes being selected, the freaky ones are. I can't think of a better (or more fitting) torture. Genes, after all, spend their entire existence torturing us, then they discard our worn-out carcasses and move on. YAY FOR GENETIC MANIPULATION!! REVOLT AGAINST GENE TYRANNY!!

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    1. Re:Gene torture by VendingMenace · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The little bugger's WILL to reproduce?

      Since when are chemicals considered to have wills? If they don't they can't be frustrated in the way that you are claiming, and as such your argument that they are not being tortured.

      They are, however, being altered from their "natural" course. Or are they? Aren't humans part of nature? If we are, if we are a product of nature, how can we ever do anything that is outside of what is natural? Then us playing with genes is just anohter part of nature, albeit a new aspect of nature.

    2. Re:Gene torture by ravenousbugblatter · · Score: 1

      you should read "The selfish gene" by Richard Dawkins. He has some interesting views on the "motivation" of genes...

    3. Re:Gene torture by nacturation · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Aren't humans part of nature? If we are, if we are a product of nature, how can we ever do anything that is outside of what is natural? Then us playing with genes is just anohter part of nature, albeit a new aspect of nature.

      Didn't Hitler say something similar?

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    4. Re:Gene torture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flamebait? Had I the moderation points, I would have tagged that as interesting. The natural extension to the sentence quoted is that if "we are part of nature therefore nothing is outside of nature", then that would vindicate any kind of crime. After all, if it's all natural, then nothing is unnatural either.

      (Posting as anonymous to save my karma... with moderation like this, my post will likely get marked off-topic or flamebait as well.)

    5. Re:Gene torture by VendingMenace · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, the natural extension is that even crime is not outside of nature. We can see that this is indeed true. What is crime, other than a set of actions that is not considered appropriate by society? In most cases crimes are ways of "cheating" (ie. stealing, fruad, rape, ect.) They are ways of gaining an advantage without putting in the work. This is seen in nature too. THere are birds (i forget with ones) that will lay eggs in another birds nest, so that they can have offspring without putting in the effort. There are animals that will wait till one animal has killed its meal, and then it will steal that meat.

      So you see, "crime" is all over nature, it is totally natural. However, as a society, we have decided that we do not value such actions, moreoever, that we will punish such actions. It is really a socities survival strategy, to limit the actions of others, and to punish those that act out side of these limits.

      Now i am not saying that we should not have laws, i rather think that an ordered society is more fun to live in than a chaotic one. However, we need to realize that crime, as we call it, is a totally natural action, and that the only reason that it is considered bad is that society, as a collective, has adopted a survival stragegy that tries to limit those that will not work. That is all

      I am not sure this is clear, but i hope it is.

      As for karma, yeah there is some bad moderation, but that is just the way it goes. People don't like being forced to think, so they mod it down. :P

  60. heater? by Wakkow · · Score: 1

    'One idea being explored is to add genes - taken from cold water fish - that will allow tropical fish to live in unheated aquarium,' said Derek Lambert, editor of Today's Fishkeeper.

    Um.. Or you can add a heater.

  61. shoudent have to worry much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If these fish were released into the wild I don't see them propagating the glow gene too much... As glowing in the dark isn't exactly a positive attribute to have when you're on the bottom of the food chain.

  62. You can get it today by hpulley · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's called AstroTurf (TM).

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    1. Re:You can get it today by AaronMB · · Score: 1

      At my old school as part of a cost cutting endeavor, they put astroturf in the baseball diamond so they wouldn't have to pay to keep it mowed and fertilized and such. However, the coach enjoyed sitting out on the field after practice and listening to the sprinklers. So he put up a huge fuss until they uncapped the sprinklers for him. Now, every day at 6:30, our astroturf baseball field gets watered...

  63. Different red and green patterns by cosyne · · Score: 1

    I'm colorblind, you insensitive clod.

  64. Geeks and Bugblatters by ites · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, geeks get laid, it just takes them a while. The jocks get laid young, but they also die young in car accidents and gym showers. Yuck. We geeks invest in our brains, and kernel-hacking skills, then we get all the cute girls on the rebound. It's a strategy, like any other.

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    1. Re:Geeks and Bugblatters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. You keep repeating that. Maybe one day you yourself will actually believe it.

    2. Re:Geeks and Bugblatters by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      It's a strategy, like any other.


      "Stupid jock to A4"

      "Tractor Trailer to A4 for capture"

      "king to queen for reproduction"

      I guess queen isn't probably the best choice of word, but it does cover alternative sexuality, as well as traditional mating...

      ~Wx

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    3. Re:Geeks and Bugblatters by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's what I was thinking.

      The real truth is: the jocks hook up with the hot chicks early on, and get them pregnant. Then the jocks either die out due to stupid auto accidents, or they reform and become decent people. The wives of the dead ones now have a bunch of kids, and have gotten fat, so not only can they not find a new husband (not even the geeks want them), but that's that many women now out of the pool of available ones. The women that are left have their pick of all the players at the clubs, and hook up with them in a similar cycle. By the time the geeks are done with their education and are established in a career, and have finally figured out how to be more appealing to women, it's too late. They're all either taken, have gotten fat and ugly, or have kids.

      What's the answer to this situation? Well, to bring this back on topic, genetic engineering!! We need to get into biotech, and figure out how to clone hot-looking women, the way it was done in "The 6th Day". The reason for this is that we certainly don't want to wait 25 years for them to grow up. Additionally, we need to work on brainwashing, so we can convince these hot clones that we're the kind of guys they want.

      Kinda sucks that we have to resort to such extreme measures to find mates, but obviously the human race is badly flawed when you look at the kinds of guys that women pick these days, so we need to modify our genetics to fix this.

    4. Re:Geeks and Bugblatters by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      Sloppy seconds is a strategy? Hearing your darling wife call out the name of the highschool quarterback's name during coitus is a strategy? Beating your brains out nights and weekends to pay for her Porsche and your kids' braces only to find out she's banging her ex-boyfriend, the jock that has managed to work his way up to night manager at the local 24 hour grocery store, that's a strategy?!

      Screw that. I'm a jock and and I'm nerd. All bases covered. *That*, my friend, is a strategy.

      Good luck with this "catch'em on the rebound" thing. And tell Dee Dee I said to stop calling my house...

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  65. More images and info here. by Mogomra · · Score: 1

    Check out this page, some better pics of the fish and discussions about the implications of these little glowies.

  66. biggest problem by hype7 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    is if these things actually get out in the wild.

    "Fish", you ask. "How could they get out in the wild?"

    Simple. People flush them down the toilet. Where I live, Carp are a big problem. Our lake is full of them, they disturb all the mud and turn the lake into more of a mud-puddle. How did they get there? People flushing goldfish down the toilet, apparently.

    Now, that's bad. But imagine if The Great Barrier Reef got a couple of these genetically engineered monsters onto it. It's biological integrity would be instantly compromised; who knows what will happen with these fish in 5, 10, 50 years time?

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    1. Re:biggest problem by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Man, the creationists must be right to hear you all tell us that our biosphere is so fragile that one major mutation within a species introduced into a population will bring the whole thing crashing down around us.

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    2. Re:biggest problem by mstorer3772 · · Score: 1

      Little fish feed the bigger fish. And when those fish stand out like a sore thumb at night, guess what happens to the little fish. Not many breeding oportunities there.

      And they're sold sterile, otherwise just about anyone could grow and sell their own glowing fish. Can't have that.

      Don't be a knee-jerk, ludite, alarmist, chicken-little-the-sky-is-falling wanker.

      NOT the end of the world. It's all part of that whole "human knowledge will increase" thing. The end of the world comes later. ;)

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    3. Re:biggest problem by alienw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, what would happen if you put genetically-engineered glowing fish out in the wild? They would get eaten, that's what.

      The problem you described only occurs when you let loose WILD TYPE species -- they might actually be well-adapted for the niche. Chances are, if we don't already have glowing fish, that's not a trait which improves survival rates, and the glowing fish will die or get eaten.

    4. Re:biggest problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      generally, glowings means dangerous when it comes to marine life. It's a warning.

    5. Re:biggest problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      WILD TYPE species


      What, like goldfish? I hardly see how they're any more wild type than genetically engineered glowing fish. Yet they infest the parent's lake.
    6. Re:biggest problem by alienw · · Score: 1

      The guy said it himself, goldfish are basically carp. I'll bet it's the cheap type, too, not the really fancy ones with all these weird fins. Even the fancy kind has maybe been crossed with something else. I doubt those are as viable, though. The cheap ones are just gold-colored carp.

    7. Re:biggest problem by clarencek · · Score: 1

      So, what would happen if you put genetically-engineered glowing fish out in the wild? They would get eaten, that's what.

      And how do you know that exactly? Lets say this glowing fish some how gets out in the wild. Maybe because it glows it can see a certain food source better, or attract small shrimp - making it easier to feed on some other animals main food source. Sure it may get eaten by another creature, but it will disrupt the balance of an eco-system.
      The consequences are unknown because there are too many variables. What if this zebrafish is the main diet of some larger fish. Now that it has some glowing gene, what are the side-effects to the fish that eats it? Maybe there's some chemical that causes some problem with the larger fish. Again another disruption to the eco-system.
      This goes on and on...

      In the end... GM animals will get in the wild, you'll never be able to control it once it's in the hands of a consumer.

    8. Re:biggest problem by alienw · · Score: 1

      If that gives it an advantage, why didn't it evolve the glow feature already? Besides, I'm pretty sure they only glow when illuminated with a blacklight. Also, I don't see how the glow chemical could have much of an effect on any other fish, given that it originally came from an aquatic animal (jellyfish IIRC).

  67. Business Plan by nadsley · · Score: 2, Funny

    1)Crossbread tomato with tobacco
    2)Produce "tomacco"
    3)...
    4)Profit!

  68. Ominous future by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    what with scientists just discovering a gene from GM corn skipped into a wheat field next door, you gotta wonder if somthing like that is possible with this stuff. I think we are messing with somthing we really don't understand. We've just begun to realize the depth and tangled nature of the gene pool. Who really knows what else we've opened up by moding for these seemingly harmless changes. Not that I am suggesting we stop exploration, but releasing GM things into the wild seems a bit premature.

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    1. Re:Ominous future by NerveGas · · Score: 1


      "We" haven't "just begun to realize the depth and tangled nature of the gene pool". "You", and other uninformed consumes, might have.

      People who work with genetics have been aware of it for a long, long time. They've been aware of the methods of gene transmission in a LOT of different organisms. In a lot of cases, they EXPLOIT them to get what they want.

      Genetics and evolution are some of the least-understood fields. Now, don't get me wrong, nearly everyone *thinks* that they understand them, because they got to do punnit squares in high school biology, and they heard some stuff about Gregor Mendel and Charles Darwin. However, people who actually *do* know any amount of useful, detailed information about them are in incredibly short supply.

      To make things worse, finding a *journalist* that has any sort of grasp of the subject they're writing about is an incredibly rare find. By the time these things hit public consumption, they're usually either greatly distorted, or dumbed-down to an incredible degree.

      Witness the great hype and hysteria about "mapping the human genome". Sure, it's mapped. And the way it was announced, you'd think that we'd just solved the greatest problem in the world. Quite the contrary... now comes the REAL work, exploring what each gene actually does, and how they work together. It'll take thousands of times more work to get that done. Getting things mapped was the easy part.

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  69. So much hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The breadth of adaptations found in dogs today is the result of hundreds of years of human-guided selective breeding. In other words, we've been forcing nature to do a lot of crazy things with our pets for many many many years. How is this any different? So what if it happens in a test tube now? Nobody complained about the selective breeding and gradual engineering of different breeds of dogs. Oh wait, that was because it was a gradual process that fear mongerers couldn't measure.

    I guarantee you that if breeders 50 years ago could have made a golden retriever that didn't shed they would have done it in a minute for financial gain.

    I just have a hard time following arguments from people who are angry at GM products. Why should we turn our backs on science because of poorly defined religious/moral opposition OR unproven, unsubstantiated, knee-jerk claims about the health risks of "frankenfood" or GM animals.

    Can't wait for the flame on this...oops.

  70. Being that by ScuzzyNutsThePirate · · Score: 1

    ...this is from that wackey region of the world that brings us things like tenticle rape, how long do you suppose until we see something like this? Except it'd be more feminie and have less teeth. Boobs would be nice too.

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  71. The FUD never ceases to amaze by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But the prospect of GM pets has outraged pet dealers. The nation's aquarium industry last week said it had backballed the Night Pearl. 'This is the thin end of the wedge,' said Keith Davenport, chief executive of the Ornamental Aquatic Trade Association. 'You could put all sorts of different genes in animals and do all sorts of damage.'

    Yeah, you could really hurt the bottom line of pet stores that don't carry GM fish.

    And that is the scenario that worries British aquarium enthusiasts. 'One idea being explored is to add genes - taken from cold water fish - that will allow tropical fish to live in unheated aquarium,' said Derek Lambert, editor of Today's Fishkeeper. 'Just imagine what would happen if they got released. You could end up with strange coloured GM tropical fish in our waters.'

    Oh my god! Not strange colored GM tropical fish in our waters! It'll be anarchy! Dogs and cats living together...

    Look, while some GM pets might be an issue in this respect - more successful breeds crowding out the less successful - that's how nature works anyway. If you improve on nature, well, you've helped nature along. However, some glowing fish are just going to be easier targets. They'll be lunch before you can say "cyalume".

    As for, say, pets engineered to not drop dander all over the place, it's likely that the dander is useful to them from a survival standpoint somehow, and they won't really be able to live in the wild. Proliferation of genes problem solved. Of course, if they are MORE successful, then it's an adaptation they would have developed eventually anyway. Since they haven't by this time (presumably they've had a while to make that advance) it will probably make them less successful.

    Now I know I'm taking a rather simplistic view here but someone has to take this stance, and it might as well be me. Those of you who are afraid of everything GM just because it's GM, and who want to stop GM research, are only holding us back. Everything we learn from GM plants and animals applies to our future, it teaches us something about the way genecodes work. Stop trying to keep us from our birthright, and let us learn. Thank you.

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    1. Re:The FUD never ceases to amaze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Those of you who are afraid of everything GM just because it's GM, and who want to stop GM research, are only holding us back.
      It's a conspiracy by Ford and Dodge, I tell ya.

    2. Re:The FUD never ceases to amaze by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 3, Funny

      > They'll be lunch before you can say "cyalume".

      Yes, but that gives them a helluva long time. Sigh-a-loom... key-a-loom... cha-loom-ee... uhh.....

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    3. Re:The FUD never ceases to amaze by cemaco · · Score: 1

      Just because we can do it, does not mean we should and new is not always better.

      Its not even just genetically engineered plants and animals that we have to worry about. Any plant or animal can be dangerous when released into an environment where it does not belong. Do you think the people who introduced pigs to Hawaii thought they would go feral and become a nuisance? How about Rabbits in Australia? Then there are the assortment of plants and animals released in Florida, which are killing off the natural inhabitants. Wait, I think I forgot to mention the killer bee hybrid that was accidentally released in South America and has been steadily spreading.

      We have enough problems with importing natural species into ecosystems where they donâ(TM)t belong. We should be trying to find solutions to that, before we complicate things further by introducing designer pets into the mix.

    4. Re:The FUD never ceases to amaze by cemaco · · Score: 1

      I hate it when I hear someone spouting off the âoeyou are stifling innovationâ argument. Research into genetic engineering does not faze me. Research is good, its how we move ahead. That does not mean we should be applying that research without serious thought as to the consequences. I donâ(TM)t just mean the guys with the lab coats and the petri dishes. I mean the entire society. Having some nimrod use it to create designer pets scares the hell out of me. The same with fools who canâ(TM)t see why that could be a problem

  72. Now you really _can_ tune a fish! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Nutritious and delicious, tastes just like chicken!"

    Hey, maybe now we can have a live action Charlie Tuna!

    Comparing the taste of these fish to natural fish is like comparing apples and oranges. Oh, wait, now we can have both at the same time!

    So what colour synthahol goes with synthetic fish?

    Will you have to do a blush response test to find out if your fish is a replicant or not? Calling Chef Harrison Ford!

    Maybe now they can genegineer some fish that, even when uncooked, taste like cooked fish. Sushi for the not-so-discriminating palate.

    1. Re:Now you really _can_ tune a fish! by AgentSmith1000 · · Score: 0
      OK this is funny.

      Now I'll beat the dead horse with this.

      Excerpt from Do Androids Dream of Synthetic Fish

      HOLDEN: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when....

      Charlie Tuna: Is this the test now ?

      HOLDEN: Yes. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a.....

      Charlie Tuna: What one?

      HOLDEN: What?

      Charlie Tuna: What desert?

      HOLDEN: Doesn't make any difference what desert.. it's completely hypothetical.

      Charlie Tuna: But how come I'd be there?

      HOLDEN: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself.. who knows. So you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you....

      LEON: A tortoise. What's that?

      HOLDEN: Know what a turtle is?

      Charlie Tuna: I know Sea Turtles of course.

      HOLDEN: Same thing.

      Charlie Tuna: I never seen a land turtle, but I understand what you mean.

      HOLDEN: You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Charlie.

      Charlie Tuna: You make these questions, Mr. Holden, or they write 'em down for you?

      HOLDEN: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

      Charlie Tuna: Whatya mean, I'm not helping?

      HOLDEN: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Charlie?

      Charlie: . . .?

      HOLDEN: Sorry Charlie, they're just questions. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response.

      HOLDEN: Shall we continue?

      HOLDEN: Describe in single words. Only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

      Charlie Tuna: My mother? . . .Let me tell you about my mother.

      BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

  73. I have to wonder about the people aginst this by dissy · · Score: 2, Insightful


    So, this is an honest question here.

    Most people seem to believe that if these 'engineered' creatures get out, it would be doom somehow.

    The only difference between 'genetically engineered' and not that is if WE do it intentionally or nature does it at random.

    Because of the fact nature can introduce a new random change in genes to create something that does exist, is that reason to stop nature?
    Not at all.

    I aggree that if these things got out there would be changes. But no more than any other evolutionary change. Both are equally unpredictable.

    If this was to happen at random in nature, it would be amazing and wonderful, but if we caused it due to a desire, its evil bad and distructive, for the same exact reason, because we (Humans) dont know what it will do.

    Why is the reaction different?

    Lets just pretend for a second here that we can control whatever is needed to cause humans to grow gills. Granted that type of thing is exponentially complex, and it has almost no chances of happening at random, or really of us creating that atleast for a long long time.. but stick with this for a sec.

    Now, if we could do that to ourselfs, the same 'oh no its bad!' reaction would happen.
    But if it was a natural mutation.. for the same thing.. What then?
    Would it be bad then too?
    Would it be ok?
    Why?

    So lets look at small changes.
    GM grains. They are evil because, why again? They compete with life like everything else and happen to be better than the things they kill off?

    What about if we could genetically change a human to not be allergic to something (Say, milk) is that as equally as bad if these changed humans get out and reproduce?

    Right now we have both types of humans, the 'older' strains that are allergic to cows milk, and the 'newer' strain that isnt and can drink it.
    Its a small gene change but it is no different if we do it or it 'just happens'.

    A fish is a larger change. But its the same example, whats the differce if it just naturally happened? And who are we to say it never would?

    Maybe thats just a far out way of thinking, but no one that reacts aginst genetic engineering can explain to me (or anyone it seems) WHY its so bad?

    As just one more lifeform on this planet that came into being due to natures random gene changes, I cant see why ANY human is aginst changing genes, because your basically aginst your own existance.

    And if it really is nothing more than a difference between 'nature did it at random' and 'we caused it ourself' then wearing glasses, getting braces, having a tooth pulled, having any medial operation, all of those are non natural changes to our design that you should be aginst too (Yet rarely are, never in my experence with others aginst genetic research so far.)

    I'm not looking to change anyones mind, I'm looking for someone to try and change mine, in a way that makes sense.
    Lil help?

    1. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

      Uhh, what about monkeypox free prarie dogs? Would not that hae been a better idea? Just the first thing that popped into my mind.

      I am sure I will get 9 billion replies from people who do not know a joke when they see one. To those people, take this post with a grain of salt, and laugh for once.

      To stave off those replies I shall add an addendum to this post. Yes, I know it is very difficult to make certain creatures immune to certain diseases and or viruses (dictionary.com says that is the plural of virus, so do not reply about how it is virii or virae to make yourself sound smarter, it makes you sound like an ass).

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    2. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    3. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      The only difference between 'genetically engineered' and not that is if WE do it intentionally or nature does it at random.

      There is a middle ground with those of us who aren't screaming gloom & doom and it's that humans doing it drastically speeds up the rate of change. Changes in species that occur in nature tend to propagate relatively slowly, giving those humans affected a way to react (if they even realize they're reacting) by moving, killing the new unwanted species, or selectively breeding the unwanted characteristics out (again, a time consuming trial and error process). What I thought of when I heard of these fish was the Zebra mussel problem: species introduced by boats into the Great lakes and surrounding waters that are causing a great amount of damage to structure and rapidly displacing native species.
      Obviously this is not a problem confined to GM (I have no problem with GM organisms per se). Rather the issue is the possible sudden release of a substantially altered animal into the wild and the problems that that might cause. Ultimately the environment will rebalance, but until that happens, life for those affected can be unpleasant. Speaking of rebalancing: how is the rabbit problem in Australia these days?
    4. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by Cochonou · · Score: 1

      "And if it really is nothing more than a difference between 'nature did it at random' and 'we caused it ourself' then wearing glasses, getting braces, having a tooth pulled, having any medial operation, all of those are non natural changes to our design that you should be aginst too"

      Well, there might be several factors one might consider to declare himself against engineering, however I'll just examine the parallel you raised with medical operations.
      As now, there is no deniying we are still at the dawn of genetical engineering. Experiments like the Copycat clone have shown us that we were far from understanding precisely animal genetic enginerring.
      In my opinion, besides all the ethical objections that arise against human genetic engineering, the main difference between this and new experimental medical treatments is the fact that artificial genes could be transmitted by heridity.
      Let's imagine we were to find some kind of great genetic enhancement (this is purely rethorical), so we use some sort of virus (or other techniques...) to innoculate new genes into a panel of people. X years later on, we discover wrong side-effects with it (we're not going to go into details...), but we already have one generation or more of babies who were potentially born with this gene.
      You might tell me, genetic diseases are not nothing new. However, I can't imagine ourselves taking the risk of creating new ones.

    5. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is anyone complaining about the flocks of alien parrots living in California and in Florida, which are basically escaped pets and their offspring?

    6. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't have anything to say that will change your mind, but is there, or has there ever been, a new technology that makes so many people uneasy? I'm not talking about morons, or people whose jobs, etc., are threatened, but otherwise disinterested observers. I believe the difference between this and, say, pesticides, is that many people are made uncomfortable even by the "beneficial" uses, and can hardly bear to think of the "evil" uses. And they know that both are coming, like it or not.

    7. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your point is well taken, but I've got to go off on a tangent here:

      Right now we have both types of humans, the 'older' strains that are allergic to cows milk, and the 'newer' strain that isnt and can drink it.

      There are those who would argue over the use of "allergic" in this context... Actually, everyone is 'lactose intolerant.' - In humans, the production of lactase (the enzyme that breaks-down lactose) is inversely related to age. In other words, 'Milk is for babies!'

    8. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      And to add one more little subtlety, why are these people opposed to refined, specific alteration of genes, but not to more primitive human attempts at "interfering with nature" to suit ourselves?

      One of the traits that evolved in humans through the natural process of evolution is our desire to affect nature through artificial means. We breed (and always have bred) animals to be pets, shepherds, fishers, hunters, cart-pullers, etc., and we breed (and always have bred) plants to be bigger, tastier, more nutritious, etc. Is that wrong? Should "organic farmers" only pick whatever fruit naturally grows, be it sickly little stalks or healthy vibrant ones?

      Instead of a hypothetical question, how about an answer. "Healthy" and "vibrant" plants, or animals for that matter, have no intrinsic value in nature besides survivability. These words and concepts only have *desirability* because we evolved a desire for them (to suit our own survivability needs). In other words, what the GM scientist and the organic farmer do are the exact same thing, only the former do it far better. So to return to hypothetical questions, why would you think there's an ethical difference? What would that difference be?

      And, as noted above, both genetic modification and organic farming -- methods of artificial gene selection -- arise from human nature, which is to say indirectly from natural gene selection. So it seems that in the end, it's all one of nature's tricks to have evolved an improved method of evolving traits, specifically that increase survivability: a way of speeding along its own -- natural -- genetic selection.

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    9. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by PzyCrow · · Score: 1

      The bad in engeneering humans lies in the diffrence between what is considered desireable features.

      Imagine a future where generations have erased our gather/hunter legacy and replaced it wiht genes fit for a computergeek.

      Now imagine that future exposed to a great change where those old genetic features will again be essential for our existance.

    10. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      "Maybe thats just a far out way of thinking, but no one that reacts aginst genetic engineering can explain to me (or anyone it seems) WHY its so bad?"

      First off, I am very much in favour of research into genetics, and I am also in favour of certain practical applications of genetic engineering. I think much of the fear against it comes from ignorance, fueled by catchy labels such as "Frankenstein food".

      There are some genuine concerns. "Upsetting the balance of nature" is one of them. Normally, it isn't bad per sé to upset the balance a little, when the balance just settles at a slightly different point. Some new species (man-made or natural) might upset the balance greatly and cause a major change in a local or global ecosystem. For example, a species might succesfully conquer a corner of an ecosystem, wiping out its enemies, but then bringing back the enemies of its enemies with a vengeance during the next season. This isn't limited to genetically altered creatures though; the same effects have occurred in regions where farmers used a certain pesticide, for instance.

      Such major changes due to genetic alteration happen naturally, and may cause as much upheaval, but this doesn't happen that often. A widespread and frequent use of genetically modified species might bring about wild swings in the ecosystem much more often. I say "might", and such effects might even be predicted and prevented, but it is a valid concern.

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    11. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by MsWillow · · Score: 1

      GM grains. They are evil because, why again? They compete with life like everything else and happen to be better than the things they kill off?

      Well, for one, the GM soybeans behave differently than non-GM soybeans. The placement of the genes added seem to have trashed some of the phyto-chemicals that make soybeans healthy to eat. The good news is that the GM soy is more available, but the bad news is that the GM soy is not good for you like the non-GM soy.

      Personally, until the plants have been thoroughly studied, I'll take the non-GM stuff. We're still at the beginning of genetic engineering, and we need to learn, fast, from these minor mistakes, because there *are* consequences.

      Now, about the fish ... I'd be very tempted to get a few of them, for my aquarium (currently in storage). I think they'd be cool, and might have a longer lifespan than neon tetras (where the bright color seems to be a large "EAT ME!" sign :( ).

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    12. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by unixfd0 · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, I don't believe in evolution.

      I aggree that if these things got out there would be changes. But no more than any other evolutionary change. Both are equally unpredictable.

      If this was to happen at random in nature, it would be amazing and wonderful, but if we caused it due to a desire, its evil bad and distructive, for the same exact reason, because we (Humans) dont know what it will do.

      Why is the reaction different?


      IIRC according to the theory, it takes a really long time for significant changes to occur. What's happening now is like an "over night" kind of thing. What these guys are doing is taking some genes from one species and putting it into another. That's like recombining the branches on the evolution tree. I've never seen a tree do that or a frog with feathers. It really isn't natural. The point people are trying to make is that you have to have studies on the affects of something like the fish getting into the wild before releasing it in the "wild". It may be harmless, it might not be...who knows? Better to err on the side of caution.

      Now, if we could do that to ourselfs, the same 'oh no its bad!' reaction would happen. But if it was a natural mutation.. for the same thing.. What then? Would it be bad then too? Would it be ok? Why?

      When parents have a child that is not "normal", they usually try to correct the deformity. Maybe people are born without legs because nature knows that most of us drive cars now. That doesn't make sense. I know your example was extreme and so is mine.
      If evolution as a theory is correct, you'd think that nature would make small changes so as not to upset the balance. Metaphorically not throwing a big rock into a small pool.

      So lets look at small changes. GM grains. They are evil because, why again? They compete with life like everything else and happen to be better than the things they kill off?

      From personal experience, I have allergic reactions to GM crops like Canola and Soya. I never had problems with food before now. I have to actually read what is on the labels before I buy something (a good practice anyway). Canola is resistant to pests because it's basically a poison "they" just modify it so that you can tolerate it. If you check out the history of soy you'll see that it was never meant to be eaten (especially at the quantities we injest now). Again, it's modified so we can eat it.
      Why do they modify these plants? Just because they're cheaper to grow. What I really don't like is that they also modify the plants so that they are sterile...which means that if you plant these crops in the field, you'll have to buy their patented seeds from them every year (increasing their profits). Sterile not meaning that they don't produce polen which can go anywhere.
      I've even heard stories of companines suing farmers because they try to reuse seeds (before they got the sterility right) they produced under patent infringment laws.

      What about if we could genetically change a human to not be allergic to something (Say, milk) is that as equally as bad if these changed humans get out and reproduce?

      Right now we have both types of humans, the 'older' strains that are allergic to cows milk, and the 'newer' strain that isnt and can drink it.
      Its a small gene change but it is no different if we do it or it 'just happens'.


      You're not necessarily born with allergies. In the case of milk allergies, you can grow out of them.
      "old strain" - It's dangerous to start classifying people by what genes they have...think about it...

      A fish is a larger change. But its the same example, whats the differce if it just naturally happened? And who are we to say it never would?

      Maybe thats just a far out way of thinking, but no one that reacts

    13. Re:I have to wonder about the people aginst this by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      When life gives you algae, make algae paper.

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  74. ooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sssssss

  75. can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i see all this "implant a gene from another creature and it will wreak havoc on the ecosystem and stuff" comments

    hello? do you know how stupid you sound?

    look: there is informed, intelligent whistleblowing and alarmism, and then there is false, hysterical, fear of the unknown alarmism

    i think "frankenfood" is a good term to use for gm food another parallel to the frankenstein legend: remember the stupid peasants who wanted to burn frankenstein in their fear of something that, essentially, in the story as written by mary shelley, was actually HELPING them?

    do you not see how your uneducated fear of the unknown holds us back?

    are you going to stop the part of human nature that is curious and tinkers and is basically what has gotten us as far as it has in civilization?

    please.

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    1. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by moitz · · Score: 1
      look: there is informed, intelligent whistleblowing and alarmism, and then there is false, hysterical, fear of the unknown alarmism

      Okay, so instead of shooting your mouth off the other way, how about you show a scientific study saying that genetic alterations WON'T cause any harm to an ecosystem?

      Call me crazy, but I don't think having some of these fish or any other genetically modified animal get out and THEN finding out that it does indeed cause severe harm (or any harm at all) is the way we want to go. We've only got one earth, so how about instead of screwing with all sorts of things to "make it better," we work on fixing the stuff we've broken?

      -moitz-

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    2. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not anti-gm (as long as its tested thoroughly before use) but no wonder some people are scared when people use stuff like this:
      "do you not see how your uneducated fear of the unknown holds us back? "
      sounds like some evil scietist

    3. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by JHMartin · · Score: 1

      At least for me the issue is not that GM organisms will necessarily ruin ecosystems its that we don't know the effect they might have. Until we have a better understanding of nature (basically a better understanding of everything) I feel it is irresponsible to be so cavalier about these things. Just look at what non-GM species can do when introduced to forign habitats.

      One example it the zebra mussle which has become a very large problem in the great lakes region. It is non-native and it is killing many native species by starving them out of the area. It is also effecting local dams, locks, and industrial plants.

      (source http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/algae/matc-nf.html)

    4. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      I belive my sig pretty much sums it up.

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    5. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by Martigan80 · · Score: 1

      do you not see how your uneducated fear of the unknown holds us back?

      Oh and I suppose comparing a fictional book with real life is the best example?

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    6. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      that's the whole problem: what will glowing fish do?

      no really, what harm can they do?

      "well, a reverse rna retrovirus will cause the gene to jump to crabs causing glowing crabs which will die because they can't sneak up on octopuses so all the crabs will die and the entire ecosystem will collapse around us... yeah"

      PLEASE!

      the onus is on someone to PROVE a bad effect rather than the gm crowd to disprove every imaginable SCIENCE FICTION scenario

      you have hype and fear driving your argument, not reason, don't you see that?

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    7. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by bobobobo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There already has been an incident where GM corn cross pollinated with a bunch of weeds, in an adjacent field.

      Basically the weeds inherited the modified traits from the corn, making themselves just about impossible to get rid of. As the GM corn is obviously much hardier than regular corn.

    8. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      > Just look at what non-GM species can do when introduced to forign habitats.

      Like, say, humans in Asia, Europe, America or Australia? How about wine grapes in France? Dogs or cats in human society? How about the introduction of pre-cursors of complex life to Earth in the first place?

      Consider more thoroughly "circletimessquare"'s posts, in your case specifically the point that "the onus is on someone to PROVE a bad effect rather than the gm crowd to disprove every imaginable SCIENCE FICTION scenario" -- his/her comments are a lot more meaningful than they might first appear to be.

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    9. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by moitz · · Score: 1
      the onus is on someone to PROVE a bad effect rather than the gm crowd to disprove every imaginable SCIENCE FICTION scenario

      That's fine, but I would think that it'd be better to attempt to prove this in some sort of controlled environment where the changes would be readily observable, at least moreso than in nature, rather than have something go wrong and decimate an ecosystem. Same reason you should test any patch or upgrade on a staging domain BEFORE you deploy it to your production area. I'd rather contain my damage to something that's non-vital than take down an entire system, thereby proving a bad effect. One line summary: err on the side of caution.

      you have hype and fear driving your argument, not reason, don't you see that?

      Strangely, I think my arguments are fairly well reasoned. It seems most people here are for scientific progress for the sake of progress, forgetting that for every good thing, there's a bad side effect that should be fully examined as well.

      -moitz-

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    10. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      you are correct

      it would be foolish to argue with you, you are a reasonable person, i am glad you are here to temper an emotional issue with appeals to reason

      but unfortunately, i think you will find that on your side of the fence is sitting a large amount of hysterical twits who flunked high school chemistry and base their opinions on hollywood movies and lowest common denominator pop culture understandings of gm

      they are more your enemy than pro-gm me. because if they control the argument, your argument is lost to the mob mentality

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    11. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are totally correct and time will prove it! I too have a complete lack of fear of the unknown.

      Especially such innocuous and cosmetic modifications as a fish that glows. Plants that manufacture their own highly specific pest repellants and are resistant to only one pesticide, allowing the pesticide manufacturer to provide many jobs is another good example.

      People like you and I have no fear of such things that we believe we fully understand. I am so confident in my lack of fear that I am willing to release into the wild these genetic modifications. In spite of the fact that they did not arise out of natural selection, I have full confidence that they will not adversely affect the natural selection of other specii.

      I am currently working on a modification to the soy bean that will cause it to produce human birth control hormones. Released into the wild, this will have a positive effect on human overpopulation, and could very well solve one of the planet's most serious problems.

    12. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not all anti-GM positions are hysterical, although there are hysterical people who are against GM. It is naive to take a blindly pro-GM stance as you are doing. For example:

      We are already having problems by inadvertently introducing new species which have a negative impact on existing ecosystems. On example is the zebra mussel, and there is also a problem with a very destructive species of algae in the US. Given these problems, how can you make a blanket statement that there will be no problems if GM organisms enter the wild?

      Many of the deployed GM organisms are created by large corporations and have intentionally bad side effects. These are tailored for corporate profits and harm everyone else. One of the very first GM crops (created by Monsanto, if memory serves) had a gene that made all the 2nd generation plants sterile. This was done to protect their investment. What would be the effect of planting these crops next to regular crops? Is this responsible? There are places in the world where farmers save seed for the next planting, and the risk to their very existence is obvious. Genes from GM corn have entered the wild. These genes provide intrinsic pesticide, but they are not known to be safe for human consumption because the crops were intended for animal feed. Are you volunteering for long term human testing?

      It is not simply a matter of deploying GM technology to make a better world. You have to look at the motivations and what is actually being done. An interesting example from the academic non-profit world is "Golden Rice", which is specifically designed to fight malnutrition among the world's poor. This project had to avoid dependence on corporate funding as well as attacks from radical anti-GM forces. For a long and somewhat technical description see:

      http://www.biotech-info.net/GR_tale.html

      GM has great potential to help the world, but so far it has fallen short. Much of this is the result of corporate greed. I hope that a technically aware group like Slashdot would understand the larger issues, but as usual the discussion degenerates into "if it's technical it must be good/bad."

    13. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that there is a lot of alarmism, fear mongering and blowing-out-of-proportions spinning on this planet. Much of it can very likely be traced back to

      a)incompetent journalism
      b)fraudulent journalism, financed or somehow
      approved by interested parties
      c)irrationality or rationatality distorted by false information

      If one strips the "frankenfood" keyword of its emotional/irrational connotations, you still could find a very real potential problem with implications we still don't understand completely: is genetically modified food safe for LONG TERM consumption ? We probably -simply don't know- because IF some testing was done it was probably done on a limited population. Also, we would like to know each detail of the tests, names and surnames of the people who ate that food and for how much time. To keep it short, we need tons of information and testing BEFORE we hit the market with a new product : you know that companies limited responsability encourages them both to risk money into innovation, but also encourages them to take other risks, in the form of -cutting costs on test- or -launching a product before a rigorous testing is done.

      Now one thing is to produce a car that is unsafe, you may endanger maybe one million drivers ? That's still not acceptable - NOT AT ALL- but the damage is likely to be contained. When you start producing food, you may hit many millions of people and tracking which food did what is a nightmare.

    14. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by bungatron · · Score: 1

      Your response deals entirely in how you see one tabloid word parallel a 100 year old work of fiction. Somehow, this is enough for you not to need to consider the core arguments.

      Hello? Do you know how stupid you *are*?

      You will find that nearly all non-corporate funded scientific studies have urged caution over the release of genetically modified organisms. you will also find that most of them not only urge caution, but recommend against releasing them at all. and you will further find that the only reason GM products are developed are for intellectual property issues, and that any argument about reduced pesticide use, the starving millions in africa it will feed, etc, are bunkum.

      I recognise your .sig from kuro5hin. you are an ignorant, thoughless buffoon of the highest order. and congratulations, I responded to your troll. i hope that brings you closer to feeling adequacy.

    15. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by SheepHead · · Score: 1
      i see you got many replies, just thought i'd add one of my own.

      i'm not really against GM foods/things in general; it is pretty close to breeding. it gets a little stickier when we move genes between species, but probably no big deal. i'm not terribly worried about the destruction of the planet. not from that, anyway.

      the part that bothers me is related to the crap that Monsanto pulls, for example suing a Canadian farmer for patent infringement because (the farmer says) pollen from Monsanto's plants blew into his farm and contaminated his canola. now his canola is infringing and he has to pay Monsanto $100,000. he is appealing to the Canadian supreme court. here's a link for you, but it might be some whack-job enviro-nut site, i don't know much about them, just found the article.

      things in that article, like this:

      "Researchers at the University of Manitoba are shortly to publish findings that 32 of 33 supposedly GE-free seed lots in Canada were contaminated by as much as 5 percent genetically engineered seed."

      are a little frightening on multiple levels. first, they are already having a lot of trouble keeping their Round-Up-resistant seed and pollen contained, which is not encouraging, and second, because it means the wind can make everyone infringe on Monsanto's patents, opening up random farmers to lawsuits against a corporate giant. i also read about an organic farmer in... I want to say Washington or Oregon, who had her crops contaminated with the same Monsanto Round-Up resistant pollen. so the seed she has been using and saving for years is now contaminated, to an extent, and of course she's now infringing on their patents if she continues to be a farmer using her seeds. i'm not sure what the solution to this problem is, exactly. it is tricky.

      so, i realize i probably don't have the same concerns over GM food that some people do, but i do think there are some valid concerns. i would like to add that a glowing zebra fish would kick some ass, though.

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    16. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      i agree- the science and the corporate side of gm must be treated differently.

      I say that the proper approach on GM crops is that where there are errors and arrogance, chastise the corporations, and not the tech.

      check out my kuro5hin story on this very subject from less than a month ago

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    17. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using new technologies before understanding the risks is what got us a thinning ozone layer, PCBs collecting in lakes, children eating lead paint, and the environmental problems from DDT.

      Having to prove that every new things is completely harmless is probably too much to ask, but moving forward without caution and only stopping after irreversible damage has been done isn't a good idea either.

      And it's not like corporations are going to immediately pull a profitable product just because they discover high risks of personal and environmental damage. (ask somebody who's worked at a PVC plant)

      There should be a review, done by a group which will make no money from the new technology, that shows that the risks are small and the damages minimal. This should be done BEFORE the product moves into large-scale production, for economic reasons if for nothing else.

      Fearing the unknown is bad. Blindly trusting the unknown is also bad.

    18. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Okay.

      Monsanto is suing farmers for having the audacity to re-plant seeds from plants they grew. Apparently, you're supposed to keep paying Monsanto year after year for your seed stock.

      Note: Many farmers actually do buy new seed every year, as commercially available seed is of a higher and more consistent quality compared to harvested seed from the field. However, Monsanto is trying to take this choice away from farmers, and force them to keep paying.

      So just don't buy Monsanto seed, right?

      Wrong.

      Monsanto is also suing farmers for patent infringement, because they had the audacity to have their plants have sex with the plants from the next farm over's field. Therefore, Monsanto's patented genes are present in that sneaky farmer's field, even though he didn't pay for it.

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    19. Re:can i ask the anti-gm people a question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bungatron, you're an idiot

      scientific studies just spout that caution crap to appease the idiots opposed to genetic research. I'm sure they'd change their tune if they were the ones making money out of it.

      drug companies are just in it for the money, they don't give a shit about anyone. But they're the ones who have produced the antibiotics, cancer treatments, etc etc that save peoples lives.

      science doesn't have the money, so industry needs to take over. a patent will always eventually expire. stop the fear mongering dickhead.

  76. Shouldn't it be.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was a Canadian Farmer. So it would have been Canadian justice at its best.

  77. Case MOD by Cazis · · Score: 1

    FANTASTIC news!! A glowing Dragon fish would fit nicely in my all out transparent computer case! (No glowwires etc. needed) =8-)

    1. Re:Case MOD by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

      The possabiltys are endless. :)

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  78. Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it won't explode when you...

  79. Who said anything about gene transfer? by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 1
    There are significant, and scientifically valid, reasons to fear GM:

    1) Production of previously unknown toxins
    2) GM organisms driving NE organisms to extinction
    3) Genetic monoculture susceptible to parasites and climate
    4) Hubristic scientists playing God calling down the wrath of Heaven
    5) Gene transfer between similar existing species leading to any one of the above

    1. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by superdan2k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1) Production of previously unknown toxins

      It's not like developing an antitoxin is equivelent to putting a man on Mars.

      2) GM organisms driving NE organisms to extinction

      Why is it that ecological niches are always considered to be a binary yes-no system? Two predators can co-exist in the same area, provided that resources are abundant enough for both to survive. Also, why is it always assumed the only the NEs will die off at the pressures of the GMs? It's certainly possible that the reverse will happen.

      3) Genetic monoculture susceptible to parasites and climate

      And?

      4) Hubristic scientists playing God calling down the wrath of Heaven

      You call this a scientifically valid reason?

      5) Gene transfer between similar existing species leading to any one of the above

      So the first time we crossed horses and donkeys to get mules, the environment should have collapsed and God should have rained vengeful wrath down upon us, right?

      Give me a break. Go read some real science, unaltered by religious dogma, and then get back to me.

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    2. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by danila · · Score: 1

      1) Unless you introduce a toxin-producing gene into the organism, this is not very likely. And I guess someone might actually analyze it for toxins if humans will be eating it.
      2) Every hour three species become extinct. More than 20,000 species become extinct every year. If two or three more will become extinct because of GM organisms, no big deal.
      3) We have monocultures already. GM organisms might actually create more diversity if we can adapt the organisms to the local conditions in the place where they are used.
      4) That's pure speculation. Some religious books forbid masturbation, homosexuality, etc. all right. But there are none that forbid genetic engineering. At least not to my knowledge.
      5) Since 1-4 aren't really a problem, this one isn't as well.

      Generally speaking, what is more dangerous, doing something randomely without any understanding whatsoever or doing something on purpose, controlling every stage, experimenting and testing throughout the whole process? GM organisms are safer in the long run, although there might be some risks today because of it being an emerging technology.

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    3. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by rickmccl · · Score: 1

      1) Production of previously unknown toxins It's not like developing an antitoxin is equivelent to putting a man on Mars. Go read about prions, your average every day brain protien, that folds a different way and becomes an unkillable destructive force causing e.g. BSE.

    4. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break. Go read some real science, unaltered by religious dogma, and then get back to me.

      Science doesn't have to be opposite from religion. Some people with religion don't understand science, and some people who understand science do not understand religion. They are not mutually exclusive. If you are a person who believes that science invalidates religion, then please tell me how having faith in your version of the origin of the universe is any different from me having faith in my version...
      No one has any concrete proof of the existence or non-existence of God. Negative evidence is not evidence, and anyone who claims to be scientific should realize that. Everyone should be allowed to place their faith where they feel it is best placed. You may argue about differences between beliefs or whatever, but there's no reason to say that religion and science cannot coexist, unless you are very narrowminded.

    5. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by Fweeky · · Score: 1
      #include
      #include <imho.h>

      please tell me how having faith in your version of the origin of the universe is any different from me having faith in my version...

      Well, your version isn't based on widely accepted, independently verified and verifiable physical laws and observations, derived from first principles and based on the search for truth.

      Rather, yours is based on supporting the (unverifiable) concept of a suprime being which has handed down a whole bunch of stories, rules and laws which, funnily enough, work to both re-inforce the meme and help give a certain set of people rather a lot of power...

      Of course, accepting either concept means a certain degree of trust and, indeed, faith in the systems behind them (be they the entire scientific community, the system of mathematics, or $your_favourite_faith), but to suggest that all systems have equal merit is somewhat.. misguided.
    6. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by Cybrr · · Score: 1
      It's not like developing an antitoxin is equivelent to putting a man on Mars.

      An antitoxin for all affected species?

      Why is it that ecological niches are always considered to be a binary yes-no system? Two predators can co-exist in the same area, provided that resources are abundant enough for both to survive. Also, why is it always assumed the only the NEs will die off at the pressures of the GMs? It's certainly possible that the reverse will happen.

      Yes, but GMs are made to be more resiliant than their NE counterparts.

      3) Genetic monoculture susceptible to parasites and climate

      And?

      GM crops might attract new bugs. Ihen again, they are made to withstand more poison dumped on them, so that shouldn't be a short term issue.

      4) Hubristic scientists playing God calling down the wrath of Heaven

      You call this a scientifically valid reason?

      I take it you don't believe in a God that doesn't like competition.

      So the first time we crossed horses and donkeys to get mules, the environment should have collapsed and God should have rained vengeful wrath down upon us, right?

      Didn't you not believe in a God that doesn't like competition?

      Give me a break. Go read some real science, unaltered by religious dogma, and then get back to me.

      Getting personal and ignoring the other points.
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    7. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      "4) Hubristic scientists playing God calling down the wrath of Heaven

      You call this a scientifically valid reason?"

      Hey, it's the basis for almost every Michael Crichton book out there, and he's a scientist, so it must be scientific!

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    8. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by gnovos · · Score: 1

      4) Hubristic scientists playing God calling down the wrath of Heaven

      You call this a scientifically valid reason?


      In fact, it's the exact opposite of a reason. We humans were given the gift of genetic manipulation by the almighty and to NOT use it would be an affront to God!

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    9. Re:Who said anything about gene transfer? by pao93 · · Score: 1

      While i have to say that i agree mostly that the anti-GM people are too alarmist, what bothers me in a lot of posts are the people with the opposite opinion hiding behind "science" in an equally silly fashion.

      Let's take a comment i've heard here about the ecological impacts to start with. Well, no, ecological communities are not binary yes-no systems. But THEY ARE complex webs with nonlinear properties sustaining a particular balance of species. Disrupting that balance in one area will have repercussions that are wholly unpredictable except in the most obvious of cases. Take the cod fishery off the NA east coast. It collapsed due to heavy overfishing. Will it recover? Possibly never. Why? Because one theory (and there are multiple theories within scientific circles on this as well as on GM food and GE organisms, so don't pretend there is only one current "truth") has it that the system has reached a new stable point, with previously small number species now in higher abundance. Some of these species are only remotely connected to cod (ie-cod eat them, or they eat cod would be a direct connection) in the food web. So will a GM organism drive an NE to extinction? I don't know. But neither do you. And neither does Monsanto. Now, i think there's a pro's and cons here we have to look at, which is better food production for the benefit of humanity, drug delivery to third world countries etc, but this is entirely a different reason and justification than 'it looks cute'.

      Second point. GE organism makes a new toxin. why is this unbelievable? Is the insertion point of the gene always in the same point? In a recent study in France on an inherited immune system defect, a number of the children developed cancer because the inserted gene was being put into an area, and disrupting the activity of genes which have important cell growth properties (or it might have been apoptosis related, can't remember-just do a search on Pubmed, the article was in Nature if you're curious). Ok, it's good to be doing these studies and there is going to be trouble and bugs to work out. But the benefits potentially outweigh the costs for this kind of work. But glowing fish? Ok, it's cute right. I agree. But really, has there been a serious study of the effects of this gene insertion (toxic by products etc) and mock up environmental impact studies for the 'one that gets away', which will invariably happen? At the very least they should have made them 100% sterile to prevent cross breeding in case of accidental release. It will happen! It's just statistics as to the probability of when.

      So my point: Don't all you arm chair scientist start waving books you've never read or papers you don't understand and realize that this is an emerging age of new science. Keyword: emerging. There are multiple view points within the scientific community on these very issues and it's not as cut and dry as you might think. However, GM people, listen up too. The cat is out of the bag and there's no stopping it now. Get educated on these issues too and decide for yourself what is good and bad and realize there are grey areas in this field with some areas worthy of examination.

      And hey, if you can assure me that inserting a bioluminesence gene is not gonna cause any nasty side effects or be included in my sperm production cells, i'll be the first to get one that is locationally activated. What a way to impress your girl!

      c

  80. patents/breeding? by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, to drag out and beat he proveribal Slashdot Glowing Dead horse..

    I assume these glowing genes are patented by somebody?

    Does this mean that if you buy these fish, breeding them will be illegal?

    Do you think that once, rather than this just being something that affects farmers (in faraway states) and computer programmers (who the average person has to learn an entire new vocabulary just to understand what the programmers are talking about), once the whole you-can-patent-anything thing starts to affect "the average person" in a very clear, noticeable way-- "Here are some dogs, that you paid money for. But you're banned from letting them breed, because they happen to contain some invisible series of DNA codes that, despite being part of this dog's very life, is the intellectual property of some random corporation."-- do you think once we reach that point, maybe we'll finally start to see public backlash against how far the u.s. patent paradigm has gone?

    Of course, if the people selling these fish want to keep their patents safe, they'd probably just make all the fish infertile. But then if all the fish are infertile, why are the environmentalists worried? Is it because they've seen "Jurassic park"? And what happens if some of the un-neutered versions somehow leak out on the black market (ebay)? Could they stop that? Is spaying a DMCA-applicable "method that effectively controls access to intellectual property"?

    1. Re:patents/breeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>And what happens if some of the un-neutered versions
      >>somehow leak out on the black market (ebay)?

      Have we actually gotten to the point where eBay is thought of as "the black market"?

    2. Re:patents/breeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very excellent Slashdot post. Makes important and relatively subtle technical/scientific points in an intuitive way that's informative to laypeople, yet useful to technical people in presenting the way laypeople view the topics at hand and the kind of reasoning/discussion that appeals to them.

      This is in many ways the paragon of what a certain kind of Slashdot post should be, a kind that represents probably a slight majority of /. posts.

    3. Re:patents/breeding? by alienw · · Score: 1

      Those things will very likely not breed too well. First, the genetic modifications might screw things up so they are not fertile. Second, it might throw off the sexual selection mechanisms of those fish so that they won't want to breed.

      As for environmentalists: as someone rightfully pointed out, there are two kinds of them. Some pose valid scientific questions. They would probably not be very worried about GM pet fish. Others simply bitch, whine, rant, and protest against everything that sounds like a scientific advancement. The second kind is mainly the one protesting here.

    4. Re:patents/breeding? by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      If I buy a puppy with prize-winning parents, I fully expect the breeder to demand that I do not turn around and breed that puppy with others. Different reason (patent law vs. contract) but the same outcome.

      I don't think anyone will force glowing fish (etc) on you. You have a choice to not buy from that breeder.

      And don't think it'll ever come to the point where there are no other places to get fish. That's just silly.

    5. Re:patents/breeding? by Twanfox · · Score: 1
      As for environmentalists: as someone rightfully pointed out, there are two kinds of them. Some pose valid scientific questions. They would probably not be very worried about GM pet fish. Others simply bitch, whine, rant, and protest against everything that sounds like a scientific advancement. The second kind is mainly the one protesting here.
      I hate when people do this. Beyond being a very flawed argument, calling names of people who pose issues with such meddling does not prove anything about their true intention.

      I personally would be extremely cautious with this issue on a level similar to the moral dilema of cloning humans. We don't even understand most of the genetic code of our own species, how the genes interact, or even what they're there for, and we intend to do direct manipulation of genes? Given that biological life has this tendancy to mutate, how do we know what effect this genetic manipulation would have in 2 generations? How about 5? Or 10? What happens if the process to sterilize the fish does not work? How about if they got into the wild? Given that no solution works 100%, this situation is almost certain to happen at some point, either through irreputable behavior or accident, these are things that should be seriously considered. In fact, consider this:

      He was looking for a way to make fish organs easier to see when studying them, and isolated a gene for a fluorescent protein that he had extracted from jellyfish and inserted it into the genome of a zebrafish. To his astonishment , the jellyfish gene made whole zebrafish glow.
      This particular highlighted section indicates to me that the researcher did not know what the result of his work would bring. This is the same individual who has certified that there is no danger from these fish?

    6. Re:patents/breeding? by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

      It's all in the End User License Agreement in the nano-type print that makes up the line you sign above on the receipt.

    7. Re:patents/breeding? by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      We won't know until we try you fucking whiner.
      What do you expect us to do? Sit on our hands until we know every single possible consequence of every action? We'd never do anything! Hell, you still be sitting in a fucking mud cave, naked, starving, and freezing because FIRE is too potentially harmful for humans to harness.
      So fuck off. We'll never master genetics if we don't try on something and trying on a fucking Zebra fish sounds like a great idea to me. I don't fucking care of the Zebra fish all disappear because the glowing version escapes and turns into SUPER ZEBAFISH or something. They aren't the only organisms occupying that ecological niche. And, I would assume that the SUPER GLOWING ZEBRAFISH version would occupy that same niche anyways.
      What danger are you looking for here? that one fish will escape into the wild and somehow trample tokyo? Do you spend a lot of time EATING Zebra fish so you are worried about getting poisoned?
      What possible danger could this pose?
      Glowing Zebra fish are not a threat to the world ecology. Sit down, shut up, and let people go about their business of trying to understand the world instead of cowering in frightened ignorance.

      Kintanon

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    8. Re:patents/breeding? by calethix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ""Here are some dogs, that you paid money for. But you're banned from letting them breed, "

      My gf recently bought a puppy from a breeder. She had to sign a contract saying that she would have it neutered as soon as it was old enough or they can take it back. She's not suppose to breed it or enter it in dog shows. So I would say the answer to your question is yes.
      Incidentally, the humane society has a policy like this as well but I can see their argument for it a lot more than a breeder since they're doing it for the good of the animals vs. the good of their business/opportunity to make money.

    9. Re:patents/breeding? by Twanfox · · Score: 1
      Wow.. where to even begin with this. I love the curses. Adds tons to the credibility of the rant. :)

      What do you expect us to do? Sit on our hands until we know every single possible consequence of every action? We'd never do anything!

      Let's see. I'd first advocate knowing what we're working with first, then proceeding forwards. While we may not ever know ever possible consiquence (since that's hardly possible to achieve), having a good firm idea of the interaction would be good. The researcher that created this fish wanted to make the creature's organs glow, but instead, the result was something different. That screams to me of a severe lack of knowledge of what you're doing.

      Hell, you still be sitting in a fucking mud cave, naked, starving, and freezing because FIRE is too potentially harmful for humans to harness.

      Ok. Ya. Fire. Potentially harmfull. We know what fire does, don't we? Does it take one sticking one's hand into the depths of the flame to realize that it's hot, or does being near it count? Do you have to be incinerated by fire to see the result of what fire can do? Nope. You can figure it out without having to be hurt by it.

      We'll never master genetics if we don't try on something and trying on a fucking Zebra fish sounds like a great idea to me.

      We won't master genetics til we both know what it is we're working with, how they interact, and can manipulate genetic material and achieve the end result we want. Right now, we don't know even half of what we're working with, how can we possibly know how things interact, and manipulate it to achieve the end we want? Again, researcher did not achieve the end he wanted. He did not know enough about the material he was working with to achieve his result.

      I don't fucking care of the Zebra fish all disappear because the glowing version escapes and turns into SUPER ZEBAFISH or something. They aren't the only organisms occupying that ecological niche. And, I would assume that the SUPER GLOWING ZEBRAFISH version would occupy that same niche anyways.

      I bet you probably wouldn't care if all the krill disappeared off the face of the planet because a poisonous variant got into the ecosystem and spread so virulantly that it dominated that ecological niche. Except, that a poisonous variant of said creature would probably kill off all sorts of higher order life forms, and cause a general collapse of that food chain. Who can know? Do you have a planet around we can just dump this species in that's a mirror to ours, and won't harm the one we're living in? No? Well, pardon me for being cautious for the only single version of our planet that we have.

      What danger are you looking for here? that one fish will escape into the wild and somehow trample tokyo? Do you spend a lot of time EATING Zebra fish so you are worried about getting poisoned? What possible danger could this pose?

      What danger? Well, as you point out, trampling would be bad (That's sarcasm, by the way). Being poisonous, mutating to something lethal, having it's biology altered to the point it becomes virulant, or any number of other possibilities that we simply do not know about because the researcher is not apparently taking these concerns seriously. I doubt very much that genetic engineering is refined enough to be a precice science, more like hack and splice. I'm pretty sure the company that is seeking to purchase these has little care beyond the bottom line, being a standard failing of most companies.

      While I may not personally be eatting a lot of zebra fish, I don't doubt that there are levels of the food chain that indirectly would affect me that do eat zebra fish. That's the funny thing about the ecosystem. Each little niche affects others, and a change to one spreads to affect others. Kind of how ranchers' wholesale slaughter of prairie dogs put two predatory species on the endangered species list

    10. Re:patents/breeding? by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      I have TOO MUCH CAFFEINE!
      WHEEEEE!!!
      I will try to form some kind of rational non rantbased argument thingy here while buzzed. It should be ugly beyond reason, I suggest hiding.

      I understand that the zebra fish may form the base of a chain in the ecology that would eventually effect us were we to whipe out all zebra fish or replace them with a poisonous version. However, The issue at hand involves none of those things, nor even the remote chance of those things occuring. Apparently you aren't aware that the nature of this genetic modification is WELL understood even though the extend of its effects on organisms is somewhat sporadic. The variable here is not how it affects things when spliced in, but only to the degree of the effect.
      Secondly, no one is going to be releasing Zebra fish into the wild in mass quantities here. A half dozen of these escaping into a lake or whatever isn't going to whipe out the existing species. Zebra fish are victim fish. Bass, Catfish, Snapping turtles, all manner of things will eat them.
      This abject panic over making a fish that is luminescent under UV lights is NOT caution. It's insane panic over something that has about a .000000000000000001 chance of being harmful.

      Kintanon

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    11. Re:patents/breeding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your dog is pet quality, and your breeder is responsible, it is for the good of the animals. (As for not entering in dog shows - if it's pet quality, it wouldn't win any points there anyway)

      My rescue cocker spaniel comes from an irresponsible breeder, and has inherited problems from her pet-quality parents.

    12. Re:patents/breeding? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Then your girlfriend is a sucker. Who signs a EULA to buy a dog? When i buy a dog i sign the "be nice to the damned thing" documents, and the "don't do anything illegal" council stuff, and nuts to any other crap telling me what i can and can't do with my dog.

      "don't listen to cds with your dog unless she has her own copy"

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    13. Re:patents/breeding? by calethix · · Score: 1

      I'll admit, I'm a little dumb in this area and don't really know what 'pet quality' means. I would assume that a $600 full-blood shitzou would be more than pet quality but whatever.

      say what you like about it being for the good of the animals but someone that has at least 10 dogs at any given time that they're selling at $600 a pop isn't doing it for the good of the animals.

    14. Re:patents/breeding? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      I personally would be extremely cautious with this issue on a level similar to the moral dilema of cloning humans. We don't even understand most of the genetic code of our own species, how the genes interact, or even what they're there for, and we intend to do direct manipulation of genes?

      You do realize that the whole point of a clone is that the genetic material _isn't_ changed, right?

      The real reason why human cloning is presently a bad idea is that 99 out of 100 clones will _die_ because our current techniques are lousy. Given a perfect technique, cloning ends up being in-vitro fertilization that gives you a twin 20+ years younger than you are. Where's the problem?

      Given that biological life has this tendancy to mutate, how do we know what effect this genetic manipulation would have in 2 generations? How about 5? Or 10?

      The same argument applies to all life. As we presumably don't worry about our non-engineered house pets mutating into monsters, I wouldn't worry too much about mutation affecting GM organisms.

      There _are_ good reasons to be worried about GM foods, but you haven't listed any of them yet. It will be entertaining to see if you get around to citing them or not. GM organisms could be dangerous if deliberately built to be, but that's about it.

    15. Re:patents/breeding? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      GM organisms could be dangerous if deliberately built to be, but that's about it.

      s/organisms/animals/. It's late.

  81. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck is Clamato? Anyway, it is people like you who would rather do something and worry about the consequences later that cause problems like this.

  82. This is so Cool!! by shadowpuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For personal aquariums and the like I think this is an awsome idea. I think would be quite entertaining to turn of the lights and have glowing fish in the tank.

    And in this case I think the likely hood of an escaped glowing fish having an advantage over natural fish somewhat unlikely. I would think the glow would tend to be a big sign saying "Food Here!"

    I tend to take a fairly relaxed view of gentetic engineering. I think our chances of stopping it and our chances of stopping genetically modified species from populating the wild are both slim to none. Therefore the best course of action, I can see, is to figure out how to mitigate the detrimental impact.

  83. MyFish.com presents: "2Fish2Furious" by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay, so now that it's possible, I want a neon orange fish with a big ass wing on the back, and 'VTEC' printed on the scales. Aww, yeah.

    And Nitrous boost! Give those dolphins & sharks something to talk about at the water cooler on Monday.

    1. Re:MyFish.com presents: "2Fish2Furious" by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      2Fish2Furious, a McG Film starring:

      Don Knotts
      Daryl Hannah
      & Gilbert Gottfried

      Get your 2Fish2Furious collectors cups at Long John Silver's!

  84. pictures here... by moodswung · · Score: 3, Informative

    Did some googling found pictures and more information here : http://www.mongabay.com/external/glowing_fish.htm

  85. How about a non-allergic human? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

    Would designing a non-allergic human be more or less ethical than allergen free kittens? In my opinion, I think designing humans is better than designing everything to suit humanity. But then that also raises it's own problem.

    I'm stumped, I'm not really sure which people would consider worse? How do you feel?

    E

    1. Re:How about a non-allergic human? by Efreet · · Score: 1

      As long as the modifications don't cause more than trivialy more pain and suffering than an ordinary animal of that type would have to deal with, I really don't care. On the other hand, if a parent modifies their children to glow in the dark, thats probably grounds for a law suit. But then again, that embarassment *is* a form of suffering, isn't it...

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    2. Re:How about a non-allergic human? by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      If we screw with ourselves and mess up, oops. But if you screw up a generation of kittens, well too bad, but it's easier to recover from. And people have been genetically engineering pets for a long time: just look at pug dogs (is that their real name?). Those dogs were bred to be really small, but now undesirable traits have crept out due to inbreeding. eg. their heads are too big to fit out of the birth canal. Genetically engineering is much safer than inbreeding.

  86. You forgot the obvious... by da3dAlus · · Score: 1

    Bull Dog + Shitzu = Bull-Shit

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  87. More info on the fish by TheSync · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Taikong Corporation has info on the fish on their Azoo site. Unfortunately, it appears to only be in Chinese, but you can get the idea from the pictures.

    Here are several stories and pictures of the fish.

    The pictures (and other sites such as this one) imply that they are "fluorescent" fish, i.e., they glow when bathed in UV light, as opposed to fish that glow without a UV light source.

    1. Re:More info on the fish by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The continuous UV is probably doing more damage to the fish's genetics than we could do a hundred times over by putting in a luminescent protein gene!

      Hit him again, ma! I wants to see the fishy glow!

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  88. Self-destructing DVD fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what's coming next. You can look at and admire the fish only two times before they float to the surface and die. I'll bet SCO will be in there somewhere trying to sue for IP infringement.

  89. Genetically Engineered Virus for Mice by aspeer · · Score: 4, Interesting
    On the ABC (*Australian* Broadcasting Corporation) tonight was a piece about how Australian scientists may release a gentically engineered virus (possible a world first for this type of release) into the wild.

    The virus is a genetically engineered strain of the herpes virus from a mouse, and has been modified to induce an immune reaction in female mice around the egg, causing them to become infertile for around 6 months.

    Obviously this virus is targeted at mice only, and is aimed at reducing (if not eliminating) the frequency and severity of mice plagues in Australia.

    If successful it would remove the need for the literal tonnes of highly poisinous rodenticides that are now applied around farms, grain silos etc. Not to mention the economic benefit from an increase grain harvest quantity and quality.

    The results of an unsuccessful trial are left to the imagination of the reader ..

    They are now nearly at the stage where a permit is to be applied for that would allow for field trials of this virus.

    Of note is that last time similar field trials were undertaken (of a Calaci (sp?) virus) for rabbits, the virus escaped from the control area and rapidly spread across the entire continent. Luckily it appears to have had no adverse affects on native wildlife, although several childen lost pet rabbits to the virus (a vaccine is now available to protect the "Fluffys" of this world).

    You can read more about the virus in this transcript from a local Science show.

    Should make for interesting debate when/if the permit application becomes reality.

    1. Re:Genetically Engineered Virus for Mice by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Aussies really ought to leave this alone...They already brought in (IIRC) the cane toad from the US in order to cut down on beetles, and lo and behold, the things (which are HUGE toads, btw) started eating every damn thing they could fit in their mouths, and since they are highly poisonous, multiply like rabbits.

      Moral: stop fucking with your carefully balanced ecology.

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  90. Just.. by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 1

    another sign of the apocalypse... or brisk sales for americans!

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  91. You're attacking the wrong problem by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

    The problem there was with him being held accountable for patented genes getting into his fields, not with genetic engineering itself. If he was not cuplable for the genes getting there, there should have been some relief for destroying the crop.

    And why blame just "American justice"? He was Canadian - couldn't Canada become involved that an American company was spreading mutations without permits? (Or whatever - my point is he should have had other options if it wasn't his fault, though I really don't know for sure.)

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    1. Re:You're attacking the wrong problem by penguinlust · · Score: 1

      American, Canadian or whatever the ability to patent a "living" organism is just plain wrong. It is far too easy to for the changes to get free. After all these products will sold outside the labratory.

      There have been a few references to Jurasic Park on this list. While I liked the movie, as often stated here, its premiss was a bit far fetched. But, as the movie brought out with the reptilian DNA, the full consequences of gene manipulation are far from understood.

      The fish are supposedly 90% sterial. When at over 40 my wife and I decided to have a child we were told we had a 5% chance of it occuring at all. A month later we were really suprised. 10% this playing with some pretty bad juju for nature.

      My point was you cannot know and control this. Large corps playing god are going to cause harm. The question to be mulled over by society is "will the little improvements have been worth it when the big disaster occurs".

  92. Well thats just great! by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here I spend all this time perfecting my sychophant technique in preparation for our robot masters and it will more than likely be rendered moot when we're all killed off by mutant housepets gone wrong.

    Why do I even bother.....

  93. Re: Gene patents by OldFNG · · Score: 0

    So, to drag out and beat he proveribal Slashdot Glowing Dead horse.. I assume these glowing genes are patented by somebody? IANAL But I don't think gene patents apply to living animals Does this mean that if you buy these fish, breeding them will be illegal? Gene patents only apply to drugs and the like, anythign otherwise would be against all sorts of laws regarding cruelty to animals and the like. Do you think that once, rather than this just being something that affects farmers (in faraway states) and computer programmers (who the average person has to learn an entire new vocabulary just to understand what the programmers are talking about), once the whole you-can-patent-anything thing starts to affect "the average person" in a very clear, noticeable way-- "Here are some dogs, that you paid money for. But you're banned from letting them breed, because they happen to contain some invisible series of DNA codes that, despite being part of this dog's very life, is the intellectual property of some random corporation."-- do you think once we reach that point, maybe we'll finally start to see public backlash against how far the u.s. patent paradigm has gone? Again animals aren't software patents cannot apply against a living being, mind you that doesn't stop the pet makers from sterilising all the animals which could be a "technological measure" and thus using the DMCA to stop anybody from attempting to clone the animal, this could also stop anybody from pulling the same gene sequence and making their own, but it doesn't affect breeding as breeding is uncontrollable unless its through a technological measure such as sterilisation. Of course, if the people selling these fish want to keep their patents safe, they'd probably just make all the fish infertile. But then if all the fish are infertile, why are the environmentalists worried? Is it because they've seen "Jurassic park"? And what happens if some of the un-neutered versions somehow leak out on the black market (ebay)? Could they stop that? Is spaying a DMCA-applicable "method that effectively controls access to intellectual property"?

  94. Next step in evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can they make Cowboyneal clones that glow in the dark?

  95. While on the topic of evolution/genetics... by thrice · · Score: 1

    anyone interested in topics of this flavor, may want to check out the discovery series that aired last nite. re-airing on Saturday, June 21, at 4. Walking With Cavemen also, there is a very interesting book on human evolution that i read recently, and i highly suggest it. it's fiction/sci-fi, not factual. Darwin's Radio, and a review

  96. Bonsai Kittens by kni52 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally maybe there will be a cheaper mainstream version of the Bonsai Kitten! I can't wait to get mine.

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  97. Non-Issue by White+Roses · · Score: 1
    All pets are genetically engineered. It's just that up to now, it's taken generations of breeding programs to make weiner dogs and those goldfish with the big eyes that always look up.

    For that matter, cattle and sheep are engineered as well. As are wheat and corn. So, really, this has been going on since about the time we as a species said, "Hey, this hunter/gatherer gig, it's pretty over-rated. Lets try staying in one place for a while."

    So, now we're using more advanced technology. It's powerful, and it's dangerous if used improperly, but then so are lots of other advanced technologies. You think we couldn't have bred fish like this "naturally" given a sufficient amount of time and motivation?

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  98. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    second post actually if you're browsing at -1

  99. I disagree by xchino · · Score: 1

    "Jeez, breeding for particular traits is NOT at all the same as inserting genes from other species."

    I'm not so sure about that. We have created hybrid animals through selective breeding of differing species that wouldn't exist in the wild, such as tigons, ligers, and all sorts of equine hybrids.

    I think the big deal here is that they are not only taking genes from different species, but also different classes, orders, etc.

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  100. Mog? by moogla · · Score: 1

    I'm a moogle, so I take offense.

    Mog(tm) is my best friend, and a trademark of Square Enix CO, LTD. To claim he descends from either monkey or dog is so demeaning, it makes me so.... ooooh .... KUPO!*

    *: @%!$@^#

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    1. Re:Mog? by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Kupo! {=^.^=} I was beggining to think I was the only Moogle fanatic around here. Even if were possible to engineer one, I doubt I'd keep it as a mere pet...tad too degrading. *Back on topic* Aside from weeding out disease-prone traits, I don't see any real reason to mess with nature for something as asinine as this. Can't science leave well enough alone? Nature has existed for billions of years, and *was* doing fine until a bunch of hairless dookie flinging apes slithered out of the forest. Natural selection makes one screw-up in creating humans, now people think they need to take over. *Shrugs* Oh well, given time, and the ineherent destrcutive nature of humans, they won't be around much longer anyway.

    2. Re:Mog? by UfoZ · · Score: 1

      Actually, moogle is a hybrid word for "molebat".

      "mogura" + "koumori" = "moguri" --> "moogle"

      </geeky_japanese_lesson>

    3. Re:Mog? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Even without genetic manipulation, we bred wolves into Mexican Hairless dogs .. and someday we're going to pay for that.

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    4. Re:Mog? by mog · · Score: 1

      No doubt.. I'm totally neither monkey nor dog. And I've been neither for quite a long time, too.

    5. Re:Mog? by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      we bred wolves into Mexican Hairless dogs .. and someday we're going to pay for that.

      You don't think "Yo quiero Taco Bell" isn't punisment enough for that little experiment?

    6. Re:Mog? by moogla · · Score: 1

      I love moogles. If you do manage to create a moogle, I agree, it's not a pet. I'm thinking more like partner in crime. ;-P
      This is because moogles kick ass. I mean, you've got Ren (Ian's chara from Morrowwind on Mac Hall). And then Mike Poe of Exploitation Now had to make a character who fit me to a T, and had the audacity to make him a moogle to boot. You might as well call me Ralph...

      BTW, those "dookie flinging apes" as so you aptly put it, did not slither out of the forest, and are not seperate from nature.

      Human directed modifications are just a very advanced extent of what nature produced, and nature never "screws up", because nature has no standard to uphold.

      So don't try to call it "unnatural" or unnecessary. I think it's a better alternative than tattooing the fish with toxic dyes. This kind of technology is exciting and has so many potential applications. But you have to start small; so what if this first application is a bit silly? If that Taiwanese company was publically traded, I would be investing.

      Humans are a lot less destructive than you might believe. We won't go away easily. I don't really feel like going on one of these tirades, but consider what the plague, smallpox, AIDS, ice ages, nuclear arms races and religious crusades have failed to accomplish...

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    7. Re:Mog? by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to imply that humans are seperate from nature. And as a Pagan, I admit that it would appear that I've been a tad blasphemous in implying that Nature "screwed up", and I retract that portion of my comment. The part of humans "slithering" from the forests was an analogy to how slimy we can be at times, I still stand by that point.

      As for genetic engineering, this is a nasty can of worms, far more potent than the one we opened when we learned how to slip the atom... True, using genetic engineering to eliminate diseases like sickle-cell anemia and such, but the day *will* come when certain portions of society will use the rationalization that "black skin" is a disease that needs to be "eradicated" (NOT my opinion, but someone, someday will believe this). My primary point is to leave nature alone, and let evolution take its course.

      (Back to Moogles now, I've been working on a series of fan-novels, if you're game, check it out via the link under my username.)

  101. Heres a picture. by towaz · · Score: 1
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  102. To Hell With Fish! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    When can I get a glow-in-the-dark cat?

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  103. Heres a pic of the fish by towaz · · Score: 2, Informative
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  104. Chicken by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they engineered them to taste like chicken.

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  105. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1
    Screw Clamato, give me a TOMACCO!
    Bart: Gimmie. I want more. [grabs back the tomato and eats it]
    Lisa: I thought you said it tasted terrible.
    Bart: It does. [grinds out the remains of the first tomato] But it's smooth and mild. [grabs another] And refreshingly addictive.
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  106. Already being done!!! Need a "live" ornament? by jedi_gras · · Score: 1

    You can buy them at eco-sphere.com. I saw these in person, they are really cool but too bad everything dies after a year or so.

  107. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a Beowulf clust- nah, Once you hooked the fiber up they probably wouldn't swim around anymore.

  108. Hypocrisy by unfortunateson · · Score: 5, Insightful
    But the prospect of GM pets has outraged pet dealers

    Please go look at a Chihuahua and an Irish Wolfhound, and tell me again about genetic manipulation. And creating new breeds named Peekapoo and Labradoodle is as much an abomination as Mephisto's five-assed monkey.

    Then, take a look at the problems rampant in the pet population:

    • Deafness prevalent in Dalmatians
    • Congenital skin conditions in numerous cat and dog breeds
    • Hip displasia in a many of the larger breeds of dogs
    • Cardiomyopathy in Great Danes

    Who wouldn't want the genes fixed?

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    1. Re:Hypocrisy by chrisbro · · Score: 1

      This is why I've always believed mutts make the best dogs - they aren't badly inbred.

    2. Re:Hypocrisy by Colonel+Blimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is why I have a very old purebred breed of dog that is well protected from backyard breeders. Thus it has nearly no genetic problems. Way too many breeds of dogs have been ruined by puppy mills, backyard breeders and unscrupulus types out there. The English Bulldog has been bred with such a large head that ceaserian birth is usually the only option for the pups, as the birth canal cannot tolerate the puppies enormous heads. Own a purebred, but own a good one!

    3. Re:Hypocrisy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Deafness prevalent in Dalmatians

      Yeah, their hearing is kind of spotty.

  109. There creators are not god by penguinlust · · Score: 1

    I see two distinct problems with this "product". And it is a product to be sold and controled by its patent holder.

    Genetically modifed creatures such as this fish are not likely to get any real quaranteen time. The real impact on the customer, nature and society in general will not be know. Remember ther falitiimide (Phalitdamide? damned if I know how it is spelled) problems of the 60s. They also thought they had a good idea. These things need to be tested, tested and then quaranteened for a long period of time.

    The second problem is the ownership problem. In the past plants and animals have been cross bred to produce new versions that show particular combinations of traits. Whether animal or plant this has usually occured from the effort of groups of people to improve their lives. No one person / organization owned a "patent" on an imported type of organism.

    Behold Monsantos gene modifications (I have forgotten if it is corn or wheat or whatever). A believe the news article said some plans from the Monsanto seed were found in a ditch outside his fields. Monsanto has sucessfully stoped home from planting his own seed because it may now contain some of their patented genes. This farmer had spent decades breeding the crop he wanted and boom he lost all rights to it because another farmer did not control his planting well enough.

    Until we have government (politicians) that is no longer by the multinationals, of the multinationals and for the multinationals this problem cannot be solved. Regulation for the protection of the public is one of the real responsibilites of the government.

    In either of the two cases outlined above, the financial concerns of the corperations doing the gene modifications will always try to get them out to the public before the consiquences on society and nature are understood even at miniumal level.

  110. How do you know YOU have a will? by ites · · Score: 0
    We are also "chemicals" as you nicely put it. The human will is a conceit of the human mind. Actually, even the human "mind" is a conceit. All you are doing is defining a model for life and then saying that since genes do not follow your model, they do not live. This is a meaningless argument.

    Will can be seen even in bacteria as they try to enter your system, in worms as they escape the rain, in any living thing that strives to play out its genetic destiny. Genes are not dumb little chemicals that just record your wonderful mind in GTAC. No, they are the masters of the living universe, their every twist making or breaking our puny lives.

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    1. Re:How do you know YOU have a will? by VendingMenace · · Score: 3, Funny

      "We are also "chemicals" as you nicely put it. The human will is a conceit of the human mind. Actually, even the human "mind" is a conceit. All you are doing is defining a model for life and then saying that since genes do not follow your model, they do not live. This is a meaningless argument."

      This is not meaningless, this is how all arguments are carried out. You define what you mean by something and then see if that definition works. But that is off topic...

      Genes are not just dumb chemicals, eh? Why? You must give a reason for this acertion, if i am to belive it. Are all chemicals "alive" and have a will. Do chemicals have a "will" to react with others? Perhaps Nitrogen prefers to be N2 other than in NH4? What of rocks? Is there will to sit around and eventually reach the bottom of the graitational well? Perhaps this seems like a stupid argument. But this is what i am trying to ask; what, in your mind, differnetiats that with life from that without life?

      As for genes ruling the universe....what about protiens? Perhaps they are the true rules of the universe.

    2. Re:How do you know YOU have a will? by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Nitrogen prefers to be N2 other than in NH4?

      It does, much like oxygen prefers to be O2 than O3. Obviously nothing to do with will though and all to do with bonding.

  111. I cant wait by KingRamsis · · Score: 1

    ...till the day I can clone myself and send my clone to work and dedicate myself to reading slashdot, I bet I can make the first post all time.

  112. Dont trust them... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    They are same ones who gave us that one fish that could walk and kill birds: The Snakefish!!!!!!

  113. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

    "Jeez, breeding for particular traits is NOT at all the same as inserting genes from other species."

    THe US FDA disagrees, saying that no food can be labelled as "GM-Free", because they consider selective breeding to be genetic modification.

  114. Tenebaums by lasmith05 · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember those dalmation mice from the tenebaums. Genetically engineered spots.

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  115. Ah... by Jaegs · · Score: 2, Funny
    One fish
    two fish
    red fish
    blue fish

    Black fish
    blue fish
    old fish
    new glow-in-the-dark zebra fish(tm)

    Copyright Dr. Seuss 1960

  116. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    THe US FDA disagrees

    Yeah, the same morons who claim that MSG is safe (I would SO like to beat their face in with a brick...safe my ass!) and that pot is as dangerous as heroin.

    The US FDA does not have my respect. They clearly base their "scientific" rulings on what would most benefit certain industries rather than what is actually safe or not.

    It just so happens that GMfood (sounds like an edible car...nevermind) is a big industry in the US, and what a surprise, the FDA does nothing that would stand in the way of billions of dollars of genetically modified profit (glow in the dark cash anyone?).

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  117. Yeah, by dupper · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know we're probably supposed to be against this, but this is just really cool. Imagine: four, five, even six-assed monkeys!

  118. Mogwai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell me when they start selling Mogwai.

  119. Half-Man, Half-Ape by sharkey · · Score: 1

    God, Schmod! I want my monkey-man!

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  120. Re:Psycho Robins by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

    I had always known them to flee from people and animals, so I didn't mind when I saw them building the nest under the deck. (it's about 10' off the ground). But first we weren't allow to use the deck, then we weren't allowed to be near the nest on the ground, then it was that half of the yard, then it was the whole yard. The dogs would get clawed in the back while doing their business.

    We learned we could fend the robin off with the garden hose, but we must've looked like idiots to the neighbors. ;-)

    Finally one of the dogs got revenge this morning. One of the baby robins flew right to the dog, and the dog killed it. Kind of sad, but no wonder the parents are so defensive, baby robins are really stupid!

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  121. here are my requests/ideas for GE pets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) 2-foot elephant
    2) "Pocket Grisly" (TM)[yeah, i know...you've got my pocket grisly right there]
    3) Giant Gambian Rat (oops...nevermind...we already have those)
    4) "Tabletop Tiger" (TM)
    5) My First Mammoth (from Galoob)

  122. Ethics aside by waterhouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone know where you can order one, now? I'm highly interested in acquiring one as a status symbol.

    Yes, I know, I am terrible person. This will ruin fish for all future generations. Someday bioluminescent fish will be our overlords, but for the time being, anyone have a url?

    "During the winter, I'll just stand outside with an aerosol can. *pssshhhhhhhhhhh* Where's this global warming I keep hearing about? Fuck the grandkids, I'm cold now!"

  123. I'm going to patent.... by dbc · · Score: 1

    ....re-arranging the spots on a Dalmation so that I can sell advertising space on them.

  124. Two Words... by g8orade · · Score: 1

    Michael Crighton

  125. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Remik · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Go back and reread the first 2 Chapters of Darwin's treatise on Natural Selection. It is all about humans as the major force in natural selection through domestication.

    As someone who has taken several courses on Genetic Engineering with scientists deeply involved in the field, I can say that there is little consensus on what exactly 'Genetic Engineer' means, as a term.

    There are natural processes by which genes from one organism get inserted into genomes of another. Are you saying that this is not GE? Does it have to occur in a test tube to be GE? How can the location where the transgenetic meeting occurs determine the risk to the ecosystem?

    -R

  126. Old news! Monty Python predicted that loooong ago by northwind · · Score: 1

    Remember the pet-shop sketch?

    M Well what do you mean? I want a cat.
    S Listen, tell you what. I'll file its legs down a bit, take its snout out, stick a few wires through its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussy cat.
    M Its not a proper cat.
    S What do you mean?
    M Well it wouldn't miaow.
    S Well it would howl a bit.

  127. cool by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I got to get me one.

    GEnetic manipulation rules. I can't wait to get corn that is packed with even more vitamins. With anyt luxk we can get cows that are large from genetics and get away from what they are currently fed.

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  128. What next? by DoubleD · · Score: 1
    First we had nocaff coffee
    Next we get glow in the dark fish.

    Whats next? Here are my predictions for the future:
    1. BatCats (no more getting hit by cars for mr Fluffy)
    2. Dogs that do not poop (mmmm no cleanup)
    3. Furry Snakes (get rid of that slimy feeling)
    4. Real Birddogs (ok so its another flying pet, but this one can fetch your paper in record time, and lookout mailman)
    5. Jacklope!!!!
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  129. Corn by geekoid · · Score: 1

    what about corn? to different grasses suddeny creat a new grass called maize, which becomes what we know of as corn.
    Corn has been genetically modified through human intervention for about 3500 years.

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  130. I want my glow-in-the-dark SUSHI ! by nxs212 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I know it's not going to glow if it's dead - that's how you would be able to tell if the fish is REALLY fresh. (was alive few minutes before it was served)
    Oh, I want cool toys from Blade Runner as well.

  131. Skin color by reptilicus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wow are you wrong about pigmentation.

    "most human attributes including pigmentation were selected by sexual, not environmental selection"

    No. Skin pigmentation is due to 1) the amount of UV exposure in a given environment. UV is needed to synthesize vitamin D (this comes from Farnsworth Loomis' work at Brandeis in 1967). Humans in areas with less sunlight needed less pigmentation in order to get enough Vitamin D. 2) in 2000, Nina Jablonski and George Chapliln of the California Academy of Sciences added to this the idea that melainin protects the body's stores of the B vitamin Folate. Folate deficiencies during pregnancy lead to birth defects. So humans living in high UV locations evolved higher amounts of pigmentation to protect their Folate.

    This is all detailed in a Scientific American article (Jablonski and Chaplin 2002. Skin Deep, Sci Am 287: 74-81) and discussed in the book DNA Science by David Micklos and Greg Freyer.

    1. Re:Skin color by ites · · Score: 1

      Uhm, let's keep it simple: if UV levels equals skin color, why are black skins found only in Africa and Australia? Is high UV somehow located only in these two continents? Skin color was, of course, initially biased by folate protection / vitamin D production, but what was initially a survival trait became a feature of desirability. Dark skin became sexy, initially because it meant healthier children, but later on its own merits. It's the same with hair color, facial features, and aspects of body shape. We have selectively bred ourselves like pedigree cats. Without the squashed faces, though.

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    2. Re:Skin color by reptilicus · · Score: 1

      Again, no. Dark skin is found in many places besides Africa and Australia. South America, or India for example. It has more to do with latitude than it has to do with any particular continent. In the "Old World", the skin color of the indigenous people closely matches what you'd predict from the latitude. In the "New World", the skin color of long term residents is generally lighter than expected, probably because of their recent migration and factors such as diet and availability of Vitamin D. You're highly over-rating the concept of "desirability", and for some reason you're separating it from evolution. Desirability doesn't enter into it. Any characteristic that leads to increased survivability and increased offspring will be selected for. It doesn't matter what people "think" about it. We have not "selectively bred" ourselves. There are plenty of ugly people out there having plenty of babies. In order for your supposition to be true, we would have had to strictly limit who is able to mate and reproduce.

  132. Price by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

    How much you figure they will cost?

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  133. Another article on these fish... by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    From mid-February:
    http://publish.gio.gov.tw/FCJ/past/03021481.html

    It goes into a lot more regarding the history of domestic fish and the market conditions under which this was developed.

  134. the critics just don't seem to be thinking by garyrich · · Score: 1

    From the article

    "And that is the scenario that worries British aquarium enthusiasts. 'One idea being explored is to add genes - taken from cold water fish - that will allow tropical fish to live in unheated aquarium,' said Derek Lambert, editor of Today's Fishkeeper. 'Just imagine what would happen if they got released. You could end up with strange coloured GM tropical fish in our waters.'"

    In the context of these glow in the dark fish this seems like nonsense. They would be at a huge competitive disatvantage and wouldn't last a week. May as well have the glow spell out EAT ME.

    Sure, it's a general consideration but not a very big one. In most cases it would be about as likely as someone's chihuahuas getting loose and displacing the timber wolf population....

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  135. In a word, No by reptilicus · · Score: 2, Informative

    " If an "engineered" fish escapes and breeds with a fish that's in our food chain and then we eat it, that could have important health implications."

    These fish are carrying GFP (green fluorescent protein), a naturally occuring protein found in a wide variety of jellyfish (which are eaten in some cultures) and other sea creatures. It has no known toxic effects.

    Furthermore, Zebrafish are tiny little bony things. We don't eat them. They are not able to mate with fish from different species (hence the definition of species), so your fears in this case are unwarranted.

  136. I'm sure you'll.. by msimm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Get plenty of responses. But I think your argument is a little one sided. My point would be we are all ignorant of the long term effects of rampant and unchecked use of genetic modifacation. And that alone is enough reason to consider moving carefully. Progress, sure but don't deny your own ignorance.

    The consequences of a such a young (and cash hungry) industry industry could be exceptional. Thats worth questioning. Look at the pharmacuetical industry and remember that their reach is somewhat limited. I mean do you really trust the pharmaceutical industry?

    Genetics as a science may be a little different as a industry.

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    1. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      there is science, and then there is industry

      to not ascribe the sins of businessmen to that of the scientists

      by all means, watchdog the corporations, but don't paint the science with the same brush

      caution and care and prudence on proceeding forward on gm is just fine- informed, scientific caution

      but i think you'll find that the people i am talking about are hysterical twits who flunked high school chemistry basing their anti-gm stances on what they see in hollywood movies.

      this is not how you base your policies on gm foods, but unfortunately, in europe for exmaple, that veyr much seems to be the case.

      why are our science policies being dictated by the pop culture lowest common denominator of understanding?

      please!

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    2. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      As opposed to hysterical pro-GM twits such as yourself who base their "scientists can do no wrong" attitude also on what they see in the movies?


      please!


      The fact is, science can do wrong. This is not an anti-science stand, it is an anti-irresponsibility stand. Your attack against anyone who expresses concerns about GM foods being a high school flunkout is the kind of reaction to be expected from someone who is on the exact opposite ideological side of the argument, and brings nothing to the situation but divisiveness. In other words, you are little more than a troll.

    3. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      you can't stop human progress with unfounded fear

      go ahead and try

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    4. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      We are all ignorant of the long term effects of rampant and unchecked msimm posts. The consequences of such posts could be exceptional. I mean do you really trust msimm?

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    5. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by gnovos · · Score: 1

      Get plenty of responses. But I think your argument is a little one sided. My point would be we are all ignorant of the long term effects of rampant and unchecked use of genetic modifacation. And that alone is enough reason to consider moving carefully. Progress, sure but don't deny your own ignorance.

      I, for one, don't deny the ignornace of man... but I'm willing to bet the farm that the adaptability and inginuity of man will always be able stay one step ahead of whatever environmental catastrophy we cause.

      If you don't believe that, then what's the point of humanity anyway? i.e. If we can't handle our own creations we certianly aren't capable of handling natural catastrophies and are thus doomed anyway.

      Can you imagine what kind of world we would be living in if the early industrialists concerned themselves with the harm that would be caused by thier machines? We'd all be starving in huts and dying of small pox. I'd take death by genetic glowing zebra fish over that any day.

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    6. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by Robot+Messiah · · Score: 1
      My point would be we are all ignorant of the long term effects of rampant and unchecked use of genetic modifacation.


      We're also ignorant of the long term effects of going to Mars.

      Also of the long term effects of rampant and unchecked use of optical mice. Did you know that optical mice pump out enormous quantities of electromagnetic radiation? That's ray-ay-ay-diation, folks! Did I mention the electromagnetic bit? That's gotta be dangerous too. I mean - it certainly sounds dangerous - especially because I prefaced it with "rampant and unchecked", huh?


      My point (before I forget it) is that ignorance is not a good reason to hold back; rather it's a pretty good reason to forge ahead, with due caution, of course.

      Oh - did I type due hard enough there? That's a pretty useful word - it makes caution that much more meaningful. And that's the thing - the science (and industry) of genetic engineering is forging ahead, with due caution. Until something actually goes wrong (like - oops - the fluorescence gene turns the fish into flying glow-in-the-dark killers) any more caution would be undue.


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    7. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      There's no relation between air polluted by emission of burned coal/some combustible and huts/small pox. Industrialization of production made mass scale production possible and this is only one factor that may have played a role in the discovery of cure of smallpox or other disease. You first need to have

      1) knowledge of what causes the disease
      2) will to cure the disease
      3) will to mass produce the cure for the disease once found

      The way primitive industrialist were concerned about their workforce was such that they could care less if an handful of childs died because
      of their total lack of interest for workforce living conditions. They weren't in the business for progress, but for profits.

    8. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      So according to what appears to be a circular argument, more caution is due when something goes wrong. So what's the point of being cautious if nothing has gone wrong so far ? The problem is that sometimes it is too late to repair the damages made by a wrong decision. That's the reason behind being extra cautious about releasing products when the potential damages of doing something wrong are unknown, exactly like it appears to be in the genetic engineering field.

    9. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by Robot+Messiah · · Score: 1
      So according to what appears to be a circular argument, more caution is due when something goes wrong. So what's the point of being cautious if nothing has gone wrong so far ?


      Yes, more caution is due after something goes wrong, because that indicates that you weren't being cautious enough, or nothing would have gone wrong.

      When something goes wrong, that sets a 'precedent' upon which to assess the risk and gauge the appropriate amount of caution to exercise.

      With no precedent for GM pets (or GM foods, for that matter) causing harm, and no plausible hypothetical mechanism for causing harm, only cursory caution is due.

      The lay public is calling for a far higher level of caution than demonstrably is warranted, if you ask me, and I think that's probably because the lay public is easily frightened by long words (especially long words what's all scientifical-soundin') and easily led by the environmentalist movement.

      Personally I want a hypoallergenic tabby-cat with fluorescent stripes. I envisage many a relaxing evening spent watching kitty chase fluorescent mice under black-light.
    10. Re:I'm sure you'll.. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      *raises hand*

      Who pays the scientists?

      Who directs their research?

      That's right. The corporations. Here's a cookie.

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  137. zebra mussels?! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you have hype and fear driving your argument, not reason, don't you see that?

    you have to PROVE to me a bad effect of say- glowing fish

    by bringing up zebra mussles in the grea tlakes, you are inciting fear, not reason

    the gm crowd does not have to DISPROVE every SCIENCE FICTION scenario you can think of ad nauseum befor proceeding

    is that not the most prudent way to approach gm?

    your way is driven by being afraid of what lies under every rock in your path

    my way is to proceed, and be smart and studious and rational about the POSSIBLE negative consequences, not let the POSSIBLE negative consequences leave you cowering in fear and to never take a step forward

    you proceed assuming they are already there

    where are the horrible disasterous ecosystem effects of glowing fish?

    i mean, c'mon! really!

    have some faith in mother nature, she brought us this far

    your arrogance is that you assume the world and its ecosystems are fragile and weak and YOU have some sort of secret knowledge about how mankind is going to kill off all of gaia with what... glowing fish?

    please!

    have some faith!

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  138. Re:rimshot please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jeez, how many times can that joke be overused??? you've got to get some new material

  139. Love and Rockets by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    You cannot go against nature. Because when you do, Go against nature, It's part of nature too. -Love and Rockets

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  140. Just to make sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, so let me get this straight... you *NOT* a naked supermodel?

  141. Re:Not the first by a long shot by reptilicus · · Score: 1

    GFP (Green Fluorescent Protein) was first discovered in the early 1960's by Osamu Shimomura and Frank Johnson at Princeton. In 1994, Doug Prasher and Martie Chalfie at Columbia isolated the gene and started putting it into other organisms. It's been in use for transgenic organisms since then, so we're talking nearly 10 years. The artist you refer to is Eduardo Kac, a total hack and a fraud as far as I'm concerned. He didn't actually do any of the work involved in making the green bunny, he just claimed it as his own after it was made, Furthermore, he continually shows faked photoshopped pictures of a green bunny glowing. In truth, the protein is in the rabbit's skin, not its hair, so it would have to be shaved to be visualized. Not quite as cute that way though.

  142. A picture of these fishies by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    Can be found on this page with a collection of news articles about them:
    http://www.mongabay.com/external/glowing_fish.htm

    It seems that they're not bio-luminescent as the first article indicates, but rather they simply have florescent protiens from coral and jellyfish that react prettily to UV.

    1. Re:A picture of these fishies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so predators will start growing organs that emit high energy UV light and we'll start getting skin cancer wille having a swim

  143. A perfect day for bananafish by Sanga · · Score: 1

    .... comes after two years of zebrafish's success in the market.

  144. He he.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it is, but that reads like a perfect troll.

    the onus is on someone to PROVE a bad effect

    Which Orson Wells type future did this happen in? ;-)

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    1. Re:He he.. by circletimessquare · · Score: 1
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  145. Get real by reptilicus · · Score: 1

    How exactly do you propose that freshwater living Zebrafish inhabit the Great Barrier Reef? And for that matter, think about it, these fish fluoresce. How does that make them any worse than a normal Zebrafish released into a foreign environment? Would the carp in your lake be any worse if they happened to glow under UV light?

  146. Boy you are not a public speaker are you ? by Archfeld · · Score: 0

    I do fall in the uninformed but seeking info group, however I NEVER CONSIDERED myself a soup (consume ?). My Bro and Sis are a geneticist and a molecular biologist so I do have some background info.
    Somehow you being among the 'WE' that claims to grasp the complexity of the situation does very little to resolve my cencerns.

    A very wise person once said, the more you know, the more you know you DON't know.

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  147. cane toad movie by garyrich · · Score: 1

    There already is one. It was made as a documentary, I think. It's extremely funny - if you liked Bunuel's "The Land Without Bread" or "Spinal Tap" check it out.

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  148. What about a non-allergenic cat? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    http://cornell-magazine.cornell.edu/Archive/2002ju laug/depts/Currents1.html

  149. Is the protein edible? by msimm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is it did breed and managed to make a previously edible species of fish inedible?

    Thats the kind of situation that I'd be curious about. They may be relatively unimportant traits and still have some far reaching effects.

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    1. Re:Is the protein edible? by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

      Yes, the protein is edible. I don't have the reference handy, but a study was done recently where they fed GFP (green fluorescent protein; the proteins used to make this fish red and green are members of the GFP family) to rats. A fraction of the GFP made it through didestion, resulting in green shit. Literally.

    2. Re:Is the protein edible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Anyone remember the Taiwanese motherboard capacitor screwup?

      I just can't wait until they decide to use some cut-rate genes...

    3. Re:Is the protein edible? by msimm · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see the ref, but thats an interesting answer. Coming soon, to a Sushi bar near you. ;-)

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  150. ugh, casemodding invades another genre... by rickmccl · · Score: 1

    Well first it was the ugly and unnatural "parrotfish" crossbreed, then it was dye-injecting in the "painted glassfish", now it is the glowy gene. To me, fishkeeping is about keepiong and enjoying exotic natural species. These loud mufflers and flashy fuzzy dice are going to bring a whole new crowd in my pet shop. WTF is next, "The Fast and the Furriest"?

  151. Monkey-dog? by msimm · · Score: 1

    I want to see genetic modifiactions that are at least interesting (this is close, but is it glow-in-the-dark of UV luminated?). I want my little girl a have a frightningly intellegent playmate or at least ludicrisly shaped. ;-)

    Bio-fantasy pets! Chimera? Mini-dragon? You know it's gonna happen.

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  152. Makes me think of the Simpsons... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    And all the fish in the nuclear plant's coolant outlet pond. :)

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  153. If only they could make it.... by greymond · · Score: 1

    so ALL my cats had 6 fingers and human looking eyes - that would be dope - I have no real foundation as to why it woudl be cool, just that it would make everyone go "What the f----"

  154. Picture of fish and another article by xeaxes · · Score: 1

    Here's an article with a picture of the fish, or at least some glowing fish:

    http://www.mongabay.com/external/glowing_fish.htm

    Now, if they can only do that to me... Hey, anything for those raver ladies...

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  155. Old News, already done in mice, fish, HIV ... by scientistguy · · Score: 1

    The jellyfish protein introduced as a transgene in different organisms is known as green fluorescence protein, or GFP. There are actually quite a few derivatives of this protein with different spectral properties (e.g. see here http://www.clontech.com/gfp/excitation.shtml). Since the late 1990's, many researchers have engrafted GFP into the genome of mice as well as zebrafish to study developmental processes. GFP has also been used to label and track HIV-1 in light microscopy studies (see here, here, here, and here). Because of the protein's stability and ability to fluoresce under physiological conditions, it has been enormously useful to track live processes at the molecular level in real time. In short, this molecule rocks.

    The researcher at NTU hasn't really done anything new or innovative, and patent rights to this molecule and its applications are in part held by Columbia University (at least they used to be). Thus even if a firm is interested in these glow-in-the-dark fish, they're likely going to pay significant royalties to be licensed to do so.

  156. Re:I wonder how long these would survive in the wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  157. No more kittens? by randomErr · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, does this mean I will no longer be able to buy my Bonsai Kitten's anymore?

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    1. Re:No more kittens? by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, and I suspect it won't hinder your ability to grab the latest Playboy and "kill them" either...

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  158. monoclonal forests.. great by garyrich · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I really wish the so-called "environmentalists" would stick to actually doing something to help the environment, like supporting lumbering (since they will replant the trees)"

    They cut down a diverse woodland. They replant with monoclonal trees that will be quick/easy to harvest next time. It's a tree farm, not a forest. It's probably better than clear cutting, but not much.

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    1. Re:monoclonal forests.. great by brakk · · Score: 1

      So? Do the new "monoclonal" trees not produce O2 and take in CO2? Do they not provide shade and reduce wind and corrosion?

      Whether you like it or not, trees are going to be cut down. If they don't plant new trees, they will just have to strip more forests, and I don't think you want that. If they do plant more trees why would they want to plant the same diverse trees that were there to start if they are just going to cut them down again? Why not plant a tree that grows faster so they don't have to use up as much space to have a steady supply?

  159. Latter sooner then better? by msimm · · Score: 1

    Hysterical is still better (IMHO) then indifferent. They may not understand the science, but they don't have to to understand that this has some potentially far reaching implications. And when industry becomes involved (which it is) it takes a lot of fire power. They may be uninformed but I'd rather have them and move slowly then not and be brash.

    I think a lot of them would even agree that as a science its important (can't speak for all of them though).

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    1. Re:Latter sooner then better? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      the day human progress is stopped by unfounded fear is a very, very sad day for mankind

      and that is exactly what you are talking about

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  160. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have been making hybrids, such as mules, for millenia. By definition, this combines genes from different species.

    Species are simply classes of organisms which breed true. There is no natural law that says "genes shall not be exchanged between species."

    In fact, scientists use natural organisms to pull out and insert genes, so this kind of exchange can happen naturally, although compared to mutation it is probably only a minor factor in evolution.

  161. Wacky by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    In future, there will be no need for aquarium lights - fluorescent fish will provide their own illumination.

    WTF?? this sounds like one of those wacky 50's predictions "in the future glowing atomic lights will light up and heat our homes at no cost!"

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  162. Nice Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also thought I had seen something about green glowing mice before on /.. Did not know about the HIV-1, pretty cool. BTW, I believe you mean Green *Fluorscent* Protein (GFP).

  163. No, .. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Your misunderstanding me. I said to have them and move slowly. This can not be stopped, the benifits are too great and that will be seen. Every new science encounters some resistence this should be no different.

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  164. MMM...glowing sushi by Ayandia · · Score: 2

    In a few years when this catches on, we'll hear about a high-price sushi restaurant with nothing but blacklights and glowing fish.

    Mmm...carcinolicious...

    1. Re:MMM...glowing sushi by spike+it · · Score: 1

      Ravers should have fun with these...if they can't find any glowsticks, they can just pick up some of these glowing fish.

  165. When man meddles.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Because he can think he must think. The onus is on us, to do no harm.

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    1. Re:When man meddles.. by circletimessquare · · Score: 1
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  166. CatDog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they made a catdog, would it chase itself?

  167. not quite like seedless grapes, but.. by calethix · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about a poopless puppy?

  168. Without further study.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Why would you?

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  169. Not an issue by ThePyro · · Score: 1

    You can patent a process / technique, but you can't just patent arbitrary bits of information (like the "glowing" genes). In any case, the "glowing" genes have been around for quite a while; the researchers didn't invent the genes but stole them from another creature. The only things they might be able to patent, if anything, are some of the techniques they used to insert these new genes into the GM pet. More simply, you could patent a specific "method for making fish glow", but you couldn't patent "glowing fish"

    It should be perfectly fine to breed your own GM pets (assuming that's possible) - plenty of prior art for breeding :)

    1. Re:Not an issue by mcc · · Score: 1

      You can patent a process / technique, but you can't just patent arbitrary bits of information (like the "glowing" genes).

      Then what's up with this?

      What that case seems to say is that not only can genes be patented, but that farmers are infringing on the patent if they grow plants containing a patented gene without having a patent license-- no matter whether the seeds actually came from monsato or were produced naturally by the resulting plants. The farmer in that specific case wasn't even taking-- pollen containing the Monsato Roundup Ready blew onto his field against his will, and as a result of that a judge decided Monsato owned all the contaminated wheat and the farmer owed license fees. I don't see how that is a "process".

  170. benefits to pets by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    Good point. Arguably, this is the benefit to any domesticated animal - protection and nurture by humans. Granted, some of them are eaten later but as a species, cows, pigs and chickens are astonishingly successful, due to domestication by us. Being "domesticable" was a fitness boost for their wild ancestors, compared to other species which were hunted or merely eradicated for the sake of convenience. The book "Guns, Germs, and Steel" provides some useful data on which species benefited this way through human history.

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  171. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd have to be pretty ignorant to say that cross-species genetic infusion between boned fish and corals or jellyfish is at all natural, or normal. This is very new, how can you deny that? I agree with you, the dangers are probably overstated, but to say that this is ho-hum breeding on steroids or something equivalent is just wrong.

  172. Photo of fish by pcraven · · Score: 1

    You can see a photo of the fish here.

  173. No way in hell... by respite · · Score: 1

    my kid is going to be able to sleep with this in his room!

  174. I want a by Eezy+Bordone · · Score: 1
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  175. Missed the point. by mulescent · · Score: 1

    What you say is fact - making GFP fusion proteins is not scientifically novel or interesting. However, the original post is notable because this would be the first direct access the general public would have to such organisms. Society at large doesn't really care about recombinant engineering for scientific purposes, but people will take notice if they see glowing fish at the petstore. Even more than GM foods, prevalence of this organism in fishtanks across the world will spark arguments.

  176. But you don't know by schmaltz · · Score: 1

    But even if an advantage is introduced, its still questionable if replacing the wild type with the improved version is a bad thing.

    What does humanity lose when all soybean plants become roundup-resistant? Would the world be a worse planet to live on if all zebrafish glowed in the dark?


    That's just it-- we won't know until it happens. Which means we will no longer be able to decide which outcome we want: a world with in-the-wild GE zebrafish that glow in the dark, or world without. At least here in the U.S., GMOs do not undergo any special testing -the USDA and FDA consider them no different than the original source species, "same as." This is the result of Bush Senior's and Clinton's clearing away of red tape, so that biotech investors would see bigger profits faster.

    Whether we will pay for with a fucked-up ecosystem in the end is only a matter of time. Once a GMO escapes to the wild, there's no turning back.

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  177. They claim to sterilize 90% of the fish... by vaderhelmet · · Score: 0

    Here is a quote from an related article... " They struck up a deal to sell the fish, breeding them at the company's "genetic fish stock bank" in a Taipei suburb. They sterilize the fish, so they won't contaminate wild populations if they are somehow set free. Prof. Tsai says he has been able to sterilize about 90% of the fish, which he says is safe enough. "

  178. blinky by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Screw glowing fish.....I want my 3-eyed Blinky dammit!!!!

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  179. Hybrids are already hurting the hobbiest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As if some of the man-cultured hybrid fish are bad enough, now we have to battle genetically engineered fish. I'm all for GE for crops...well for the most part... patents suck.

    The Flowerhorn cichlid (fish) hybrids have invaded the aquarium hobby enough that now you pretty much have to get specimens from proven and trusted breeders and importers for Amphilophus trimaculatum.

  180. These things would make great bait! by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    Think about it, there are glow in the dark lures, but now we can use actual glow in the dark fish for bait! What about where glowing lures are illegal? Would it sill be legal to use a glow in the dark fish? After all, it is live bait.

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  181. What about the genetic code of a Human? by eugene_t00ms · · Score: 2, Insightful

    when you say "...to contain some invisible series of DNA codes that, despite being part of this dog's very life..." i can't help but wonder...

    If good ol' homo sapiens begins adopting genetic modifications and those mods are patented/copyrighted....does that mean that bio-tech companies could concievably hold patents on YOUR body?

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    1. Re:What about the genetic code of a Human? by utahjazz · · Score: 1

      does that mean that bio-tech companies could concievably hold patents on YOUR body?

      Where have you been? You must have missed that whole debate. I'm sorry to inform you that you are already owned, by a number of private companies, and some research groups. The leading owner of you is, Incyte
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  182. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Remik · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying it's natural. I'm saying it's a permutation (no pun intended) of something that occurs in nature. The lines are sketchy where something becomes 'genetically engineered'. In this case, I would agree that the result is, but I don't think the lines are as black and white as many people like to draw them.

    Is this more GE than the plant that incorporates a part of the genetic code of a virus. Why? Because it occured in a lab? That's not a reasonable argument. Because it's two species that would never swap genes in nature? Now you're getting closer...but I think that still might be splitting hairs.

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  183. Disturbing? That's not disturbing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is disturbing: 'Designer' baby for British couple They had a genetical selected kid so he could could be a stem-cell donor for their other boy.

    And in other news: Cannabis-based drug to aid MS sufferers

    1. Re:Disturbing? That's not disturbing... by jcam2 · · Score: 1

      So saving a child from certain death is 'disturbing' now!? Far more worrying are the insane British regulations that almost prevented the parents from undergoing the necessary medical procedures.

      This case more than any shows the contempt for human life displayed by the 'bioethics' and anti-bioengineering lobby groups.

  184. The skinny on GM by mulescent · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a biochemist, I will say that I have some serious doubts about GM foods. I think we need to deal with two separate issues, though.

    1. Genetic manipulation for scientific purposes
    2. Genetic manipulation for commercial/agro purposes

    When messing around with genetic engineering in the lab, it is possible to have good protocols that prevent the release of GM organisms into the biosphere. For this reason, I do not think that genetic manipulation should be restricted in science (except maybe for modifying humans).

    However, once you begin making GM organisms for release into the biosphere, there are many potential dangers.

    1. GM crops can threaten local biodiversity. Genes which give GM crops advantages against weeds or pests make these plants more competitive. They can choke out all sorts of natural vegetation. Also, herbicide/pesticide resistance genes can cross into weeds, making weed strains that are resistant to herbicides and pesticides.
    2. GM crops strengthen corporate agribusiness. GM agribuisness owns the patents on the crops they sell, which means they can fix food prices by adjusting seed prices.

    I am not saying that there is NO place for GM foods in our fields, but we need to think carefully about the potential effect on the biosphere.

    1. Re:The skinny on GM by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      i wrote an article about this recently on kuro5hin

      i actually have a bs in biochem, but hated working in the lab, so switched to IT! ;-P

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    2. Re:The skinny on GM by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      So you hated working in the lab because you didn't understand what was going on or because you thought IT is more simple then biochem ?

  185. some key issues noone has mentioned by saul+devitt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One problem that currently exists is the destruction of coral reefs by people harvesting pet fish (via dumping cyanide? in the water). Creating a market for tank farmed fish would SAVE lots of wild species/areas.

    The major problem that currently exists in nature is alien species, not GM species. GM could solve this problem by moving customers to alien species that can't survive in the wild. The problem with these fish is that they are not GM enough. Any Zebra fish (glowing or not) is a potential risk alien species invasion.

    If we had a real market for GM pets, maybe they could spend more money making really really good versions, instead of fighting lawsuits etc.
    ie, with GM fish, how about some options like this.

    They could be engineered to require a dietary supplement that they could not get enough of in the wild. (ie delete their genes that make vitamin C?)

    They could be engineered to need a really weird PH level in the water, or for the eggs to mature

    Maybe the eggs could be engineered to only produce males at 1 temp extreme, females at another temp extreme (ie arctic vs tropical).

    Maybe the eggs would require warm incubation (ie turtle eggs) on land.

    They could be engineered to be unable/unwilling to cross with related wild species.

    Hell, for all I know, you could engineer them so that males could only survive in very salty water, and females in fresh. Human would be required to get sperm from males to females (ie straining the water from one tank, then 'polluting the water in the other tank'

    Think of all the species that could be saved if there was a GM cat that ate vegetarian food pellets and didn't hunt. Cats wipe out many native species

    1. Re:some key issues noone has mentioned by saul+devitt · · Score: 1

      ps
      Do you want this research happening in Taiwan/China, with a high risk tolerance, or in the USA. If you are worried about GM, then you should push for the USA to develop it under USA regulations. Otherwise it will be developed in China, where consideration of environmental risks are a lower priority.

    2. Re:some key issues noone has mentioned by karstux · · Score: 1

      "Hell, for all I know, you could engineer them so that males could only survive in very salty water, and females in fresh."

      Oh my... the poor creatures will start to get interested in technology and start posting at Slashdot...

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    3. Re:some key issues noone has mentioned by TaoJones · · Score: 1
      Think of all the species that could be saved if there was a GM cat that ate vegetarian food pellets and didn't hunt. Cats wipe out many native species


      Uhm, can you cite any real world examples of this? I know there are countless cases of non-indigenous species being introduced to an environment and wreaking havok, but (indigenous or otherwise) cats?.?..?...
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    4. Re:some key issues noone has mentioned by NTDaley · · Score: 1

      I believe there are a number of islands here in New Zealand where cats are banned. Though those islands mostly don't have many/any people on. Most of our native species are lizards and birds, including some flightless ones that have been hard hit by the introduction of ground based predators. I'm not aware of any species that were made extinct by cats here, but cats certainly make a contribution to the endangerment of many species. On a semi-related note, buying selling and breeding ferrets have been banned in New Zealand, because of the damage they do when they get loose.

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    5. Re:some key issues noone has mentioned by schlyne · · Score: 1

      Does anybody else not think that a brightly glowing fish could be a prime target for food? Look, what's that shiny light over there? Oh yummy, food!

      On the other hand, (since I believe fireflies do this) it might just advertise that it doesn't taste good.

      I agree that if you're going to tamper with the fish to produce one effect, you should probably go a little further.

      There are so many cases that show up in the news already becuase somebody didn't want some non native fish and released it into a native pond and caused huge amounts of damage.

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  186. When will we quit wasting this technology??? by GojiraDeMonstah · · Score: 1

    And start making hot chicks who become helplessly aroused when exposed to discussions such as LILO vs. GRUB, whether Episode IV should be released on DVD as-is or digitally remastered first, and what the best strategies for home brew are. Don't tell me nerds aren't at the heart of this project, quit fscking around with the damn fish and get on it!

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  187. "First leisure-time applications for genetic eng" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, I submitted this article: which has the cool quote "5/12/2003 ... First leisure-time applications for genetic eng" to slashdot about a month ago.

    Funny how the /. editors wait til somethign's no longer newsworthy.

  188. Lab - Your Fish Tank? Not yet. by scientistguy · · Score: 1

    It's not clear that anyone in the general public would have access to such organisms - yet. As I mentioned, Columbia holds the patent rights to GFP and commercial applications have been strictly limited. Becton-Dickinson (owners of Clontech) are a major and possibly sole commercial licensee. If you try and order GFP (I have and work with it in many applications), the release ones signs is quite restrictive. My suspicion is that this company which saw the GFP-fish of the NTU researcher have not been made fully aware of the commecial restrictions in use of GFP and its derivatives. Now that it's in the popular press, I suspect that they won't get too far. Moreover, the researcher might also get slapped down to extent for attempting to market this (do you think that this not-so-new-idea hasn't been run by Columbia before?). Nonetheless, I do think your concerns are valid. There are likely places in the world where US patent protection is not that strong, and this is locally feasible biotechnology.

  189. Let them loose! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    If the species is more hardy than the original then why shouldn't it replace the original? Consider it engineered evolution. I'd let loose some glowing bass if they had some that weren't sterile.. it'd make the local lake much more fun.

    If the original species really is fitting to survive it'll survive anyway. There are already many different kinds of fish in the lake. I doubt adding one more would wipe out any other species. Besides I'd think glowing fish would quickly be eatten by bigger fish. :)

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  190. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    There are natural processes by which genes from one organism get inserted into genomes of another. Are you saying that this is not GE?

    Indeed, natual processes are not engineering, big fat DUH!

    People are concerned about the consequences of a new technology. Its not like corporations have never poisoned the environment and destroyed ecosystems for profit before, there are a LOT of reasons for concern.

    Just because the words "Genetic engineering" can be applied, sorta, to things we've been doing for long doesn't mean that the thing people actually mean (taking bits of dna from one critter and putting it in another in a lab) when talking about it is safe.

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  191. ooooh! cool glowie thingie! by acid_zebra · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    me want! me want!

    me glow you long time!

    hehehe

    hmmm it must be in the beer....

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  192. Green Fluorescent Protein by reverseengineer · · Score: 1

    When I read the blurb for this story, I had a feeling of deja vu, as just two days ago I hopped over to the Protein Data Bank, mostly just so I could verify that I had correctly set up my Chime plug-in to work in Opera. There I found that they had chosen the aptly-named "Green Fluorescent Protein" as their Molecule of the Month, and had an informative article about its mechanism and uses. This is the protein from the jellyfish (Aequorea sp.) inserted into the zebrafish- what's really interesting is that the jellyfish actually also makes a bioluminescent protein called aequorin that emits blue light. which it uses to charge the chromophore in GFP and causes it to emit lower-energy green light. UV light from the sun has been shown to have a similar effect on purified GFP.

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  193. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by oiuyt · · Score: 1
    glow in the dark cash anyone?



    Hey! That would be a great idea. Need to pay someone in low light conditions? Boom, your money gives enough light to tell what denominations.


    Mugging someone in a dark alley and what to count your haul? Works there too!


    -B

  194. So... by Semi-Psychic+Nathan · · Score: 1

    When do we get glowing coffee and decaffeinated fish?

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  195. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

    Have you ever heard of a mule? Two different species, crossed horrifically!

  196. Teddy Bears by Buggernut · · Score: 1

    How about some real live teddy bears? I'm sure just about every child has dreamed about them. Any chance a modification of a bear's DNA will make them grow no bigger than dogs?

  197. God, schmod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want my monkeyman!

  198. In other news... by ihatesco · · Score: 1

    The Holy See, after accepting the investment of the Canopy Group, is going to sue the Taikong Corporation for 3 million dollars for an undisclosed number of IP violations.

    Also the Pope has sent a letter to 1500 taiwanese pet shops owner that they could be in violation of the license by unknowingly selling genetically modified animals.

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  199. These aren't new! by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

    I've seen glowing carp in the Susquehana River next to Three Mile Island for years now.

  200. Kittens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a cat that stays the same size as a kitten.

    1. Re:Kittens by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

      Munchkins can be found here....

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  201. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US officials couldn't find any plutonium in Iraq and now they announce glowing fish...
    Are the matching lead fish bowl and geigercounter included?

  202. let's take this one step further by genetic_freak · · Score: 1

    The zebra fish genome is almost sequenced and annotation is coming along everyday. how about we hook up these genes along with others like YFP and luciferase to various promoters. A fish would be green when happy, yellow when hungry, glow in the dark while sleeping and red when thinking of killing you as you tap on the glass and make stupid fish faces at it.

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  203. Eco impact by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    One thing to note is that harvesting of aquarium fish is wreaking enormous havoc on the ecosystems of the oceans right now. Primarily on the coral reefs of the planet.

    If genetically engineered fish bred in captivity can outcompete some of that trade, it would be a good thing.

    I think you vastly overestimate the chances of GM species (1) outperforming wild species evolution wise at the same time as (2) inflicting some real damage to human health. I think that would be a very difficult task to accomplish even for some evil scientist who tried to do it. But that's an other discussion.

  204. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Remik · · Score: 1

    That "taking bits of dna from one critter and putting it in another in a lab" is done using a host of natural processes.

    In the example I proposed for my final project in a recent class, DNA was removed from the Wintergreen plant that codes for the genes that are responsible for the production of the metabolic pathways that produce methyl salicylate (Oil of Wintergreen). This was done using naturally occuring restriction enzymes to extract the identified DNA.

    Then these strands were introduced into the environment of Agrobacterium Tumefaciens, a naturally occuring organism which causes tumors in plants via a process of transmitting t-DNA into the plants genome. The t-DNA was replaced with the DNA removed from the Wintergreen, using a T1 plasmid, and then the Agrobacterium was allowed to go about it's business on Coffee plants.

    The result, hopefully, would be coffee that produces its own natural flavoring. The tools were all natural processes: naturally occuring enzymes, bacterium, DNA strands.

    The fact that they were brought together with motive and method seems to be the only difference between what I did in the experiment and what happens in nature. So, I'm still convinced you're splitting hairs.

    -R

  205. kuro5hin? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    if i am such a thoughtless buffoon, then why did i get a story voted to the front page on this very subject a month ago on kuro5hin? ;-)

    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/5/22/51740/5337

    i will let kuro5hin speak, in democratic terms with their voting on my thoughts, about what a thoughtless buffoon i am, and ascribe your opinion of me to the fringe of that democratic site

    i hope you are happy i have responded to your troll- as in a flaming personal attack, which is what your post is, as opposed to the parent post of mine you are responding too, which is what, +4 right now?

    yes, i bear all of the symptoms of trolling indeed

    as opposed to you?

    you can reason your way to how things really stand i think about who is the troll here ;-)

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  206. Frickin' Scary! by Shoten · · Score: 1
    The fish themselves don't scare me at all...but this paragraph does:
    The Night Pearl began as a research tool created by HJ Tsai, a professor at National Taiwan University. He was looking for a way to make fish organs easier to see when studying them, and isolated a gene for a fluorescent protein that he had extracted from jellyfish and inserted it into the genome of a zebrafish. To his astonishment, the jellyfish gene made whole zebrafish glow.

    I mean, what made him think only the organs would get the effect? Pretty damned haphazard to me...who knows what other unexpected thing might occur sometime.

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  207. ...it's too late.... by ites · · Score: 1

    Actually the answer is pretty simple: geeks can marry younger women who aren't turned on by brawn but by the fat porche and happy smile of a rich geek. And face it: if you've worked hard for 20 years and not spent your stash on girls and booze, you _should_ be able to afford a nice car and a happy smile.

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    1. Re:...it's too late.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, if I've worked hard for 20 years, I'm going to be almost 50 years old, and will be bitter and mentally scarred after being alone for so many years. Plus, after all that time, my few social skills will have evaporated, making me even more undesirable (in addition to being so old).

      And what kind of 20-something woman would want to marry a 40-something guy? By the time their kids get into college, the husband will be dead, and the woman will be facing another 20-30 years of living alone. Most women I've talked to don't have very good opinions of men who date women so much younger than themselves ("dirty old men"), and are insulted and disgusted when a 50-year-old comes on to them. They don't want to date someone their father's age any more than I want to date someone my mother's age.

  208. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Jeez, breeding for particular traits is NOT at
    >all the same as inserting genes from other
    >species.

    Ok, you can mate a cow with high milk yield with a bull whose dam had good yield as well to try to increase the calves yield when it matures, and that's not really GM, just selective breeding, but that's a very small part of genetic manipulation. What do you call it when you cross-pollinate 2 types of corn. There, you are not using much technology, butyou are still inserting genes from another species.

  209. Have "Finding Nemo" viewers missed the point?!?! by Siderean · · Score: 1

    With close to a $200 million take (article at hollywood.com), have people around the world missed the point of this film?? Nimom, kidnapped by humans and presumably sold in a store, spends most of the movie desperately trying to flee human confinment. And yet people are flocking in droves to stores to pick up Nimo's cousin, or uncle or settling for a "second best" puffer fish or seahorse if the clown fish are sold out. I don't get it!

  210. ObFuturama by protein+folder · · Score: 1

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  211. That's just wrong by ThePyro · · Score: 1

    If you patent an invention that naturally tends to reproduce itself then you shouldn't go whining to the authorities when it does exactly that.

    However, a blurb from this article is also relevant:

    CLARIFICATION: A March 30 article about a Monsanto Co. lawsuit against a Canadian canola farmer failed to fully report the judgeâ(TM)s conclusions in deciding the case. Judge W. Andrew MacKay wrote that the amount of Roundup Ready canola in the farmerâ(TM)s fields likely could not be explained by cross-pollination and the spread of seed from nearby fields and passing trucks, as argued in the farmerâ(TM)s defense.

    So, in the judge's opinion, the case isn't a cut-and-dry drive-by pollination mishap.

    Since this took place in Canada, I am curious - have any similar cases gone to court in the US yet? I had trouble doing a quick search for just that; all I could find were more references to the Canadian case.

  212. Re:Have "Finding Nemo" viewers missed the point?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real fish don't talk and act like human beings.

  213. Losing Nemo by yerricde · · Score: 1

    To prevent further Nemo incidents, don't feed your children food that causes disturbing dreams.

    Yes, to me, "Nemo" is still Little Nemo in Slumberland by Winsor McCay and not some Disney/Pixar movie.

    I'm not waiting for a genetically engineered clownfish.

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  214. Rats glow too by CaptainPhong · · Score: 1

    Looks like these fish only glow under ultraviolet light. If you want a pet that glows now, you can get a rat (or better, a same sex pair - they get lonely). They have a chemical called porphyrin in their mucous and saliva which glows under a black light, and they get it in their fur while grooming. Also, their urine (which they sometimes also get in their fur) glows.

    Rets, dispite their reputation, actually make outstanding pets. Domesticated rats are generally very friendly, clean and surprisingly intelligent (it only takes as little as 15 minutes and a handful of cherrios to teach a rat its name). They don't smell as bad as mice, adn they aren't as neurotic as hamsters or gerbils. If raised around people (who aren't mean to them), they tend to want to join in the way a dog does. Also, selective breeding has resulted in many color and pattern varieties as well "rex" coats, hairless, tailless, dwarf and "dumbo" variaties.

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    1. Re:Rats glow too by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      I second that.. though I didn't know their urine glows. I wish I had a black light! Rats are excellent pets. I wish I could figure out how to train them not to defecate on the floor (or in a litterbox) so I could let them out semi-unsupervised sometimes. Never been bitten except by accident, and it didn't hurt as they don't bite food to kill. I can't believe hamsters are so prevalent.

  215. Science v Industry by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

    I agree that the precautionary principle is an important element in the debate about GM, but when it comes to food, it is not the most important factor. The attempt to introduce GM crops is about control of the food chain; it has nothing to do with "feeding the starving" and even the (alleged) improved efficiency and profitability is a secondary benefit, at least in the short term. It's about control. When those pesky farmers can no longer save seeds year to year but have to buy a licence (annually), then the entire food chain, from field via distribution to table is completely controlled by megacorps. That concerns me even more than the unknown effects of releasing such material into the environment

    To put it another way : most people here on slashdot are appalled at the prospect of ubiquitous DRM, yet I see plenty of people missing the point when it comes to GM food.

    GM crops are the Palladium of the food industry

    And you know, food security is actually more important to us than listening to our MP3s and watching our DVDs.

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    1. Re:Science v Industry by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      Good point, but pay attention to the fact that the unknow effects may be much worse then control of the food chain. For instace, you can have control of the food chain, but you must sell if you want profits. But if you can no longer sell because you destroyed the good crops because of an error, you're extinct.

    2. Re:Science v Industry by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Nestle did this in the 70's.

      They gave free infant formula to women in Africa, for long enough for their breast milk to dry up. Then they started charging for the milk.

      Anybody who's willing to let a corporation control the food supply is a really poor student of history.

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    3. Re:Science v Industry by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I agree! Mon$anto has the same kind of ethics as Micro$oft, but Monsanto is messing with our FOOD! IMO, they are far more dangerous than Microsoft will ever be!

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  216. GM and Natural foods by antimuon · · Score: 1

    Good points. I agree that the gene for glowing is not a big thing. Just because something is genetically modified doesn't make it bad, just like something that is natural (say, naturally occuring cyanide) doesn't make it good.

    As far as food goes, I do advocate going slower, as I happen to know many people who are allergic to foods as they are now. I know someone who is violently allergic to wheat and I know of people who are violently allergic to fish (I remember one Fear Factor where the gal's arm started burning from being stuck in a tank of fish).

    If the factors that add disease/weed control resistance in GM crops are the same that cause allergies in these humans, the people who suffer from the allergies need to know that. Make sure the studies are done. Make sure the label says, just like the stuff that contains peanuts does already.

    -antim

  217. We still have the wolf by nicholasharbour · · Score: 1

    We still have the wolf so there is really no need to worry about the genetic pool of dogs. If the breed get too out of whack we can just start over. should only take 10000 years or so. I'm willing to wait. Nothing in my life will be put on hold if I cant have immediate access to a pug or chiuahua. The only reason these odd-ball creatures are around is because we need something to pity.

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  218. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Have you ever heard of a mule? Two different species, crossed horrifically!

    Yeah, right.

    2 closely related species mating together is the same as inserting coral genes in a fish.

    Ooooooook...suuuuuure...

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  219. 2 flying fish with one.....never mind.... by SuchiRu · · Score: 1

    Now parents can save money by buying a fish that is a nightlight rather than buying a fish and a nightlight.

  220. Re:Bah! Every 4 months more like it! by Fishead · · Score: 1

    I just now cleaned my filter and did a 20% water change for the first time since my son was born in January. You don't have to clean your aquarium as much if you don't feed the fish as much. Less food => Less crap => Less nitrates => Lazy me!

  221. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

    Fascinating. So this is similar to a retrovirus in that it inserts its own genetic code into the host's, right? How were you able to separate the modified bacteria from the unmodified? I would imagine that releasing the unmodified bacteria onto the plants would harm them rather than make them taste like wintergreen.

    I did some genetic modification to E. Coli a year ago as a part of a biology class. We inserted a gene from a jellyfish that made the bacteria glow in the presence of a particular sugar and another gene that made it resistant to an antibiotic. We then spread the antibiotic on some agar plates and cultured the bacteria on them. Pretty soon, we had dozens of colonies and they all glowed. Since we used E. Coli, we didn't have to do much other than mix the bacteria and the DNA and then heat shock them.

  222. Mutant sea bass by Cybrr · · Score: 1

    ...Are they ill-tempered?

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  223. Name calling is the opposite of dialog.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Circletimessquare has brought up some interesting points and I think that merits more then name calling. We learn more from our differences through honest and well tempered discussion.

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    Quack, quack.
  224. I'm not sure the dangers are worth worrying about by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
    So the article mentions the Pandora's Box element of this enterprise. Suppose we add genes from cold water fish to make these creatures more marketable: "You could end up with strange coloured GM tropical fish in our waters."

    Yes. You probably would. And once there they would seem like Gummy Fish to anything looking for an easy snack.

  225. We've needed that for a long time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Like since goatse.cx showed up.

  226. Cute is a good thing by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    >we look like we do largely because, like glowing fish, we find ourselves "cute".

    Which is exactly how natural selection works. There's a glut of information out there on how traditional elements of beauty (face symmetry, clear skin, physical fitness, etc) translates into a fit and healthy mate most likely to produce healthy children. And so it goes with the next generation.

    We don't have some magical sense of aesthetics; what we find cute, attractive, etc is most likely a feedback mechanism directly related to reproduction.

  227. /. = scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fascinating how many on slashdot misses the point about GM organisms potential devastation to humankind...

    It's not that they may or may not be reproduced and replace similar species, it's that irregardless of their effects on similar species, they can effect dramatically OTHER species that may depend on stability in an environment to survive itself. While the zebrafish may not have an effect on the non-modified zebrafish itself, it can have a dramatic effect on species up and down the foodchain. Normally Darwin theory states that this change takes much time. We are reducing that time to generations, to years, to days. The ultimate effect being the flow of species extinction will be out of human control.

    People suck. This is very, very scary.

  228. So they are using GM instead of Selective breeding by C.+Alan · · Score: 1

    Big Deal. It is just a short cut to the selective breeding process.

    I am working under the assumtion that the 'Zebra fish' is more than likely the common zebra diano that is avalible for under a buck at most pet shops. The fish is one of the most prolific egg scatters known to aquariumist. The stock you can buy at most pet stores has been so badly inbreed, most die within a year. Other forms of this fish have been activly bred away from the wild varities, such as the giant zebra, and the long tailed zebra. Because of the selective breeding for certain features, there is no way they could survive in the wild. I see GM as just a short cut in the selective breeding process. I imagine that those 10% of fish that can breed will be eagerly snatched up by breeders, and within a few year, almost all of the glowing zebra's will be breedable. Does this make the fish any different than those that are selectivly bred for features? IMO, no it doesn't.

    This is pretty minor compared to the feature that have been bred into goldfish over the years. Some of those fish, IMO, look terrible, and all suffer from problems related to their breeding.

    --C. Alan

  229. Genetics, no, but dyes, sure! by antis0c · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I'm betting half those "protesting" pet places still sell glass fish that are dyed.

    Everyone's seen them. They are those very thing, tetra family fish, that are completely translucent. But they come with streaks of red, blue, green, orange, yellow, pink, neon green, etc. Yes, someone actually holds the fish with a small needle and injects the colored dyes into the upper part of the fish.

    So yeah, they'll sell that but they won't sell genetically altered fish. Which is worse? I'd rather glow 'naturally' than have a needle shoved up my ass so I can glow artifically.

    --

    ..There's a-dooin's a-transpirin'
  230. Huggles! by moogla · · Score: 1

    Hi, nice to meetcha!

    (you stole my id, damnit. I should have complained about this some time ago, but back then there weren't journals ^_^)

    --
    Black holes are where the Matrix raised SIGFPE
    1. Re:Huggles! by mog · · Score: 1

      Hiya moogla. Nice to meet you too. I've added you as a friend .. I'll be watching you! Kupo!

  231. Scariest Thought Ever!!!! by Dareth · · Score: 1

    The goatse.cx guy has his ass altered to glow in the dark using this glowing protein!!! Then he can terrorize people even in a dark room!!!

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  232. not just fish by towaz · · Score: 1

    Her is a green rabbit, rats and a few others.

    Rabbit

    --
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
  233. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    >Yes, and people have been using cars for tens of thousands of years, it was called running.

    damn, I can't get this thing out of first gear.

    --

    -pyrrho

  234. I want a live pet that doesnt sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or a pet that can go to the bathroom and flush.

  235. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by wramsdel · · Score: 1

    Well, the scientists initially tried to breed zebra fish and jelly fish, but both species were found to be terribly resistant to the idea. They even tried turning down the aquarium lights and pumping in some Barry White, but to no avail. Finally the scientists gave up, chalking it up to the fundamental problem that zebra fish and jellyfish just don't run in the same social circles.

  236. excuse me??? by retneprac · · Score: 1

    Why would you want a laser in their heads? wouldn't that be a little dangerous (possible damage to your eyes, after all theey don't know not to point them at peoples eyes).

  237. That reminds me of the time... by vga_init · · Score: 1

    The idea of having glow-in-the-dark fish is not all that far fetched, and actually might not be as difficult as everyone seems to think it was.

    In my biotechnologly class we did a very similar procedure involving a strain of e. coli. I'm sure everybody is well familiar with the basic principles of recombinant DNA technology (think cut and paste).

    The gene that produces the glowing stuff can be ordered and delivered right to your door; you don't even need to extract it. That's what we did.

  238. Re:Have "Finding Nemo" viewers missed the point?!? by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 1

    Do you also think the point of Toy Story was that toys get sad if they aren't played with?

    You know, there aren't really monsters in your closet either.

  239. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by naasking · · Score: 1

    Jeez, breeding for particular traits is NOT at all the same as inserting genes from other species.

    Don't be silly. Sequences of A, T, C , and G do not belong to any one species nor would they be "unnatural" if they appeared in another species. We share greater than 95% of our genes with dogs IIRC. Selective breeding is just shoddy genetic engineering.

  240. nothing new at all by delong · · Score: 1

    There have been genetically modified pets for thousands of years. They're called dogs.

    Derek

  241. History shows it doesn't matter... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Sounds good to me. Colorful fish are very relaxing to watch. Homo Sapiens won't be around forever anyhow, no species lasts too long. The sun will bloat up large enough to purge life off this planet in a few billion years anyhow. I doubt glow-in-the-dark fish will have escaped the solar system by then anyhow.

    The trouble with the really long view is that it is depressing.

    The live for today attitude ain't so good either.

    Genetically engineer me to live to, oh, say 250 years, in good health and let me know the expiration date. That sounds about right.

    --
    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  242. Big difference between going to Mars.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Is this unlikelihood of long term negative effects here on earth. Genetic code is very..intimate. Mistakes can out-live the generation(s) who created them in some pretty profound ways. And industry is no steward of due anything.

    Thats my point. As a science I think its great. And a market ready technology I think its rushing to the gate.

    --
    Quack, quack.
    1. Re:Big difference between going to Mars.. by Robot+Messiah · · Score: 1

      So what is this likelihood of long term negative effects of genetic engineering? Got any numbers? How about anecdotes? Everyone has a genetically engineered aunt or cousin, right? No? Well - how about any wild ideas as to what those negative effects could be? Ideas that won't get shot down immediately by... like... y'know... science guys...

      You're entitled to your opinion, of course, but such negative prognostication is a bit premature. So far, by all the data, genetic engineering poses no greater a threat than malicious Mars-men.

  243. Societies wait.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    For the catastrophies that end them. Then their cautious.

    --
    Quack, quack.
  244. Man + technology = caffinated nature by msimm · · Score: 1

    We use technology to augment nature in ways not previously possible on scales not perviously possible and our technology is increasing rapidly. The industrialist didn't have the atom bomb. Today we have Chemical and Biological warfare.

    Things have changed and we are the steward of this technology. Whats the use of our adaptability? To recognize this and move beyond our simple hand-to-mouth reasoning, to focus on the broader picture. Maybe.

    --
    Quack, quack.
  245. What are you looking for? by msimm · · Score: 1

    The Showa Denko disaster? Try googling and see what comes up?

    "Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge."
    -Alfred North Whitehead

    --
    Quack, quack.
  246. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THe US FDA disagrees, saying that no food can be labelled as "GM-Free", because they consider selective breeding to be genetic modification.

    This is one of the arguments. The other argument is that labelling food as GM-free constitutes a claim of a health benefit (by implying that GM food is dangerous or at least less healthy).

    I do not necessarily agree with this specific reasoning, but in general terms I do think it is appropriate for the FDA to regulates claims of health benefits on food and drugs.

  247. Genetic Engineering and Entertainment Industry by DollyTheSheep · · Score: 1

    Finally Crichton's vision from "Jurassic Park" comes true: that bio-chemistry companies and scientists will turn away from the "high-ethics" pharmaceutical and medical industry and turn to the home/entertainment industry instead. Sad, another thing that was "inevitable".

  248. More thoughts by moogla · · Score: 1

    1) It doesn't take genetic engineering to "eradicate" black skin. People can do that with selective breeding or genocide; both of which require less resources and planning. ...Straw man (though you may not realize it)

    2) My point: we ARE nature. We are now the primary force of evolution on this planet, as nature gave us the ability to guide our own evolution beyond just picking "healthy" looking mates, as other species do.

    3) Genetic engineering will lead to a scary, but wonderful new world, I am sure. No one will pay for genetic endeavors that end up with less than idyllic consequences, as the technology is expensive. Hence we will probably keep messing around till we our children don't have ADHD or allergies, and culminating with lovely cat-girls.
    Neko-neko, indeed! ^_^

    4) ???

    5) Profit!!! (and I checks your website now)

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    Black holes are where the Matrix raised SIGFPE
  249. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by big_groo · · Score: 1
    Jeez, breeding for particular traits is NOT at all the same as inserting genes from other species.

    What about Mules?

  250. MOD PARENT DOWN, Read Why Please by gerf · · Score: 1

    In case of GM'd crops (resistance to pests etc.) the modified organism could well be superior to the wildtype. But even if an advantage is introduced, its still questionable if replacing the wild type with the improved version is a bad thing.

    Who cares if GM'd corn or soybeans are better than old ones? Don't you realize that corn and soybeans are entirely domesticated, and can't survive without our cultivation? If you walk through a forrest or meadow, there isn't any corn or soybeans there. They can't survive against wild foliage.

    So basically, any GM'd product, animal or plant, would not survive long enough to make any impact on our natural ecosystem. And, yes, i am a farmer.

  251. In Soviet Russia.... by brakk · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, fish make YOU glow.

  252. Its a good article.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    And it sounds to me like we agree. Industry isn't as careful as it needs to be and aside from a few raving nuts I think they are the reason otherwise rational people are coming off anti-genetic science. Of course there are the theologists and the crazies, but thats always the case.

    --
    Quack, quack.
  253. Re:Danger! Danger Wil Robinson! by Remik · · Score: 1

    All viruses insert their 'genetic code' into the host cell's, that's how they replicate. What makes a virus a 'retrovirus' is that it carries its 'genetic material' in RNA form, rather than DNA. Thus, a reverse transcriptase has to convert it into DNA before it can assimilate the host cell. As a result of the hasty and high propensity for error in reverse transcription, retrovirii (like AIDS) are prone to mutations, and thus more difficult to treat.

    Anyway, to answer the bulk of your question, you could add a marker gene, such as resistance to penicillin, alongside the transgene, and then grow the bacteria on penicillin-laden agar. Thus, the only bacteria that survived would be the ones who had picked up the DNA packet you'd sent.

    -R

  254. Master Race? by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1

    As soon as there is the technology for it, people will be paying to ensure their babies are aryan supermen/women. All that "Master Race" shit didn't end with the nazi's. I'm not so sure that I want my children to be white. With all the damage we are doing to the ozone layer we are going to get hit with a lot more UV in future. Maybe I should stop dating white girls :-)

  255. The Solution by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1

    Make them sterile. Biotech companies can make any wierd new animal they want as long as it is gender neutral. The enviromentalists are happy because it cannot reproduce. The biotech companies are happy because people can only buy them, not breed them. The customer is happy because they can get a tailor made pet. Everyone is happy.

  256. Remember Blade Runner? by thenarftwit · · Score: 1

    Yes, that movie where that nerdy genetic engineer created all those cool pets he had..(I always thought the writers made a big mistake by making that character "thick", when in reality, he would have to be very smart.. (dumb plot line I guess)

  257. +1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd mod you up if my points worked here.