User: JustOK

Re:first Xmas post

On: 'Eternal' Solar Plane Stays Two Weeks Aloft

the 12 days of Christmas start on Dec 25th.

Re:Pretty sure...

On: TSA Investigates Pilot Who Exposed Security Flaws

If the TSA wasn't aware of this flaw prior to this, we are even in more danger.

Re:Isn't it lucky

On: Will Patents Make NCAA Football Playoffs Impossible?

i should patent the process of organising a root in a brothel with a bagful of money. the patent office could certainly use this information for itself.

politicians and lawyers would be interested. Most normal people would be interested in a root in a brothel with one of the workers.

Re:Yes please?

On: Will Patents Make NCAA Football Playoffs Impossible?

It's no substitute for war. IT IS WAR!

Re:Drew Wilson? From ZeroPaid?

On: UN Considering Control of the Internet

And how much are you going to pay to get them to stop?

Re:Actual Link to Document

On: Atomic Weight Not So Constant

mebbe for you they don't

Re:Actual Link to Document

On: Atomic Weight Not So Constant

the value of the findings vary depending on the observer.

Re:FFS

On: Why Anonymous Can't Take Down Amazon.com

you're thinking of the flush toliet

Re:Rule 34 ....

On: Watch 200 Years of Global Growth In 4 Minutes

Always (+/- 5%).
Man, look at that kurtosis.Oh, and look at those binomials!

Re:The lone red dot remaining in the Sick & Po

On: Watch 200 Years of Global Growth In 4 Minutes

or, perhaps, "Works for Rackspace"

Re:What to say to police

On: Michael Moore Posts Julian Assange's Bail

COP: Is that your penis in the drive-thru window?

• Yes, officer.

COP: Did someone force you to do that?

No, officer.

COP: Why is your hand in your ass cheeks?

Officer, I'm getting my wallet from my pocket now.

COP: Why are you bending over like that?

Officer, I'm getting my registration/insurance documents from the glove compartment.

COP: I think you lost your mind. Let's look for it.

I do not consent to any searches.

Do you have a warrant, officer?

COP: Did you ask me if I have a warrant?

I will not answer questions without a lawyer.

Re:Sentience

On: Voyager 1 Beyond Solar Wind

TJ Hooker pre-re-launched him

Re:Dear Zarf, this is idle.slashdot.org

On: 4chan Declares War On Snow

Why? What does it say?

Re:Broadband != Speed

On: 68% of US Broadband Connections Aren't Broadband

but, they're trying to KILL IT!!!!

Re:Don't get into the science pool if you can't fl

On: X Particle Might Explain Dark Matter & Antimatter

To be a theory it must be testable.

Prove it.

Re:Oh no

On: Does the End of KOffice Mean the End of KDE?

good thing we have backups.

Re:torrent?

On: Google To Block Piracy-Related Terms From Autocomplete

to buy or...

Re:Neat, but...

On: NASA Confirms Discovery of Organism With Phosphorus-Free DNA

it's Presidents all the way down.

Re:iplayer

On: Microsoft Reportedly Working On TV Service For Xbox 360

I think we should tax all foreigners not living in our country.

Re:That's nothing...

On: Combining Two Kinects To Make Better 3D Video

or Natalie Portman with hot kinects?

Re:Slow News Day

On: Cambridge Computer IDs World's Most Boring Day

I wasn't going to call you and my name isn't Shirley.

Re:Slow News Day

On: Cambridge Computer IDs World's Most Boring Day

Surely this is more important: Leslie Nielsen died.

Re:Americans. You think the USA is bad?

On: Canada's Federal Court of Appeal To Rule On Business Methods

it's not in bags, those are reprocessed cow's udders.

Re:would ya look at that.....

On: Satellites Spy On Black Friday Shoppers

reading the rfids...from SPAAAACE

BSOD

On: BP Ignored Safety Modeling Software To Save Time

the software kept throwing blue sheens of death, then when someone said "Open source", they misunderstood.