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  1. favorite games on Terminator Pinball Boasts Grenade Launcher · · Score: 0

    I really dug Guns'n'Roses, Barb Wire, and Attack From Mars.

  2. Re:Static on Cultivating Incoherent Panic In Silent Hill 3 · · Score: 0

    OH LOOK TEH MONSTAR AM SUDENLY ON TEH SCREEN/p>

    I just pissed myself.

    ...and now I gotta type in some random bullshit cuz the "Lameness filter" sez I've used too many caps.
  3. Re:Can someone shed more light on his misc. info? on Dijkstra's Manuscripts Available Online · · Score: 0

    I hope you think faster than you type.

  4. Re:Subscription not necessary on Dijkstra's Manuscripts Available Online · · Score: 0

    Ya know, you should take the "including this" outta your sig. It's redundant, implied, sez the same thing twice, and on top of everything, it's repetitive.

  5. uh on Nullsoft's Waste: Encrypted, Distributed, Mesh Net · · Score: 0

    Since the security in WASTE relies on encrypted links, and messages are not encrypted point to point, a node on the trusted network could easily sniff or spoof messages. So yes, your friends can spy on you. But you were not really worried about them, were you?

    I guess not..??..
  6. 337/580 on RTCW: Enemy Territory Full Version Released · · Score: 1, Funny

    Almost there... FilePlanet should have 'hold' music.

    The Matrix is in my butt.

  7. Re:Red Title Bar on RTCW: Enemy Territory Full Version Released · · Score: -1

    "Hey peons, you get mad warez if you subscribe!"

    Totally lame and transparent marketing ritual.

    By the way,
  8. Re:More universes than atoms on Martin Rees On The Multiverse, Scientific Research & Reality · · Score: 0

    Come to SmoothPorn Country. No cancer, just winky wanky.

  9. Re:A Good Admin Blocks This Stuff on How to Fake A Hard Day at the Office · · Score: 0

    Then the good admin is a FUCKING ASSHOLE. He's not reaping the benefits of annoying his fellow employers like his capitalist boss or scum-sucking commission-getting salesmen. Little bitch. "Hey boss, I've increases productivity and resent! Can I have an extra sick day?"

    "Surrrrrrre Little Bitch. I'll do the paperwork when I'm done swimming in this pool of gold coins."

    NEVER ALLOW YOURSELF TO IMAGINE THAT THE 'PRIDE' MAKES UP FOR THE LACK OF MONEY. This is why your coworkers don't like you. You're busy being exploited just like the rest of them, but you're HELPING.

  10. Spam is evil on Spam Blackhole Lists Redux · · Score: 0

    A "waste of resources" is too abstract for a potential anti-spam ally. Besides, since when is the US known for efficient use of resources? But if you make the issue clearcut -- as in "YOU ARE PAYING TO RECEIVE JUNK MAIIL" -- the response in the general, out-of-the-know community might b different. Yeah, you've heard this before, but to the folks who might see spam as a speech issue, consider this: "Hi, I'm Wal-mart, I'm sending you some real mail. Please hand your mailman 50 cents for postage." By the way,

  11. Bliggy on GCC 3.3 Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My favorite programming language is English.

  12. bless you on Canadian Census: 20,000 Jedi Worshippers · · Score: 1

    20,000 lightsabre-wielding census-takers is nothing to sneeze at.

    Yes. Yes it is.

  13. Re:Why want? on The Neverending Sex.com Story · · Score: 1

    Hahahahahahah that cracked me up.