User: Lazamataz

MS - Church

On: MSN Planning to Take on Google?

Microsoft, the software giant, announced today that it was poised to take on God, Creator of the Heavenâ(TM)s and Earth.

MS, of course, announced this in anticipation of the new software product called Microsoft - Church. This product seamlessly withdraws tithings from your checking account and prints randomly-generated sermons.

A possible joint venture?

On: MSN Planning to Take on Google?

Perhaps they could combine, and call themselves MS-GOO.

After all, Netscape and Yahoo were going to merge, and call themselves Netanyahu.

Re:Bah!

On: Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market

does the fish even have to live in highly pressurized water? given a 24 hour period of slow pressuization, the fish's body would adjust accordingly, one would think.

Squeeze the fish, just to be sure.

(Geez, how many times have we heard THAT line....?)

Re:How about this?

On: Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market

I still don't get it... vaginas don't have teeth!

Apparantly, you've never met my ex-wife.

Re:Bah!

On: Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market

How would you clean it? That is without killing the fish when you depressurized it.

Crank your air conditioning way up high, hoping that it will pressurize your apartment?

Re:"Finally...

On: Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market

Haha that was a great first post.

Tank you furry much. I've had years of practice on other forums, so I guess that's cheating a little.... :o)

Re:"Finally...

On: Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market

I can't wait until they combine the genes from the Bombardier Beetle, the Firefly, and the Electric eel.

Get the freakin' thing upset, and BOOOM.... bits of insect/fish dripping down your walls....