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  1. According to the (delayed) stock figures I have... on Novell Claims Ownership of UNIX System V · · Score: 1
    SCOX down 8.4 points... Novell up 3.5.

  2. Re:SCO Statement on Novell's Recent Actions on Novell Claims Ownership of UNIX System V · · Score: 1

    SCO sounds a little butt-hurt... I wonder why.

  3. I was thinking... on Review Mandrake Linux 9.1 Power Pack Edition · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I was thinking about picking up the new copy of Mandrake just for fun. Now, after seeing what it has done to this poor soul, I'll stick with RedHat.

    [quote] WAAAAH! There's no networking wizard! I don't want to manually set up connections between my three computers! (all of which I put on Mandrake because I heart Linux hehe)!!11@1!! [/end quote]

  4. Re:Black hole in the cellar on Investigating Artificial Black Holes · · Score: 1

    Windows Update, duh.

  5. Re:OT on Investigating Artificial Black Holes · · Score: 1
    Hear, hear!

    Mod this man up, please!

  6. Re:Err... on Use a Honeypot, Go to Prison? · · Score: 1
    Here's the way it goes...

    Black belt = deadly force in and of himself, because he is taught coordinated fighting moves that can be used to kill. Kneecapping someone with a gun still = lethal force.

    Burglar pleads guilty to crime, is convicted.

    In civil case, burglar sues black belt (probably for medical bills, etc.) because black belt used excessive force when trying to stop his crime. Now, in civil trial, the prior bad act is kept out under federal rules of evidence 404b1 because a conviction cannot be used to prove character and it's irrelevant to the matter at hand under rule 403a because the matter is not whether the burglar was committing the crime but whether excessive force was used. And since black belt=excessive force he has to pay the burglar's medical bills. While the burglar is in jail enjoying complimentary ass-rapings. It all evens out.

  7. Re:DJs! on Mastering Light · · Score: 1

    Do not make lighting any worse than it already is. Cheap lighting effects will be the downfall of DJ culture. And then I wouldn't have a hobby, and I'd probably end up being a troll on here. And nobody wants that.

  8. Re:Just a few on I, Spammer · · Score: 1

    Spammers killed my parents.

  9. Re:Just a few on I, Spammer · · Score: 1

    For every one spammer we nix, three more pop up to take his place. Spammers are like Al-Qaeda, but without the beards.

  10. Re:too bad on Getting Inside Einstein's Head · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ich lese Deutsch... hast du eine Problem, dumbkopf?

  11. Re:Yeah you can run it but.... on New G3-Based Platform Runs Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    Why stop there? Let's see if we can get a Ti-81 emulator to run too! Maybe we can even code an "abacus" program! Woohoo!

  12. Re:Alternate Theory on Monday, The Death of Websites · · Score: 1

    word

  13. Re:Alternate Theory on Monday, The Death of Websites · · Score: 1

    Lose! Very few of these people actually have Internet connections at work, and over New Year's and Christmas (when they're home, where a majority of them have connections) the websites are up longer. What happens is that these developers make changes to websites and then have to upload the changes. All those uploads at once tends to actually choke bandwidth. Mere access doesn't necessarily do that.

  14. Re:premier poste ! on PressPlay + Roxio? · · Score: 1

    Translation: We surrender!

  15. OMG on Monday, The Death of Websites · · Score: 2, Funny

    OMFG I broke teh Intarweb this morning!

  16. Re:Well on PressPlay + Roxio? · · Score: 1

    ARE EFF TEE... ah it ain't worth it.

  17. Geeklympics. on TopCoder, Math, and Game Programming · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

  18. Look! on 'Pacemaker'-like GPS Device for Humans · · Score: 1

    The black helicopters are coming for you all.

  19. Well, finally... on Fizzer Worm Uninstalling Itself · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone thought of something useful to do with the MS Update code.

  20. Re:You'd get better results... on Spam Blackhole Lists Redux · · Score: 1

    So does Red Bull, but we tolerate them...

  21. Re:You're a dumbass. on The Gospel According to Neo · · Score: 1

    so uhm... all art is dreck, huh...
    Your life must be full of wonderful, happy things.

  22. Re:BOYCOTT THIS FILM on The Gospel According to Neo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone tell this man to pull his tongue out of his cheek. I'm afraid he may have ruptured something.
    In other news, I doubt WB would listen to any petition of this type, especially since they AREN'T distributing the film. The WB is for Wachowzski (sp) Brothers.

  23. Re:Once again... on The Gospel According to Neo · · Score: 1

    Glock = snob Movies can be just as artistic as a novel. Both are written to "make money" and "mass marketed." Intellectual snobbery causes you to miss insights from some unlikely (yet no less insightful) places. Philosophy isn't just for old men smoking pipes in front of fireplaces.

  24. Re:Christ.... on The Gospel According to Neo · · Score: 1

    Jesus thinks it's ridiculous that you can't spell. But he still loves you! ;-)

  25. Re:And on the seventh day... on The Gospel According to Neo · · Score: 3, Funny

    And the Lord looked down upon his creation, and saw that much had become evil... or at least pointless. So he did send a flood, which crashed all servers for 40 days and 40 nights. No one survived except Noah, who took his data into his raid with parity.