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  1. Re:Simple. on Supreme Court Says Gov't Employee Texts Not Private · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These are the important details

    No, no. He mentioned the ass to mouth. Everything you mentioned is vanilla and foregone. It's like asking what swimsuits the SI models were wearing: nobody gives a shit.

  2. Re: samzenpus: on How Sperm Whales Offset Their Carbon Footprint · · Score: 1

    They often tend to penetrate one side of the skull but bounce off the other end.

    Well there's your problem: You're supposed to stick the barrel in your mouth, not up against your head.

    Pro-Tip for everyone: The above is the ONLY way to commit suicide. All other methods are useless and should not be classified as 'suicide attempts', but rather 'cries for help'.

    HTH. HAND.

  3. Re:My Opinion, More BFE Buffalo Ridge Projects on US Dept. of Energy Wants Bigger Wind Energy Ideas · · Score: 1

    I can assure you the Bible has nothing literally against wind mills

    Much to William Blake's chagrin.

  4. Re:Wow on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Jesus Christ, this is why you know Slashdot sucks these days: Even the pro trolls bring the weak sauce...

  5. Re:Wow on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And one man's news is another man's invasion of privacy.

    And one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Do you have a point, or do you want us to spout cliches at each other all day?

  6. Re:EU membership will undo this on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why?

    Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
    What did you dream?
    It's alright we told you what to dream.

  7. Re:Wow on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow, a troll mod for stating that parent is completely mischaracterizing the issue?

    Clue for the mods: He's supposed to get the troll mod, I'm supposed to get the overrated mod.

    So hard to find good help these days...

  8. Re:is it just me? on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 3, Funny

    And no, we don't have icebears in the streets.

    See, you shouldn't have said that. Icebears in the street is a good thing.

  9. Re:Wow on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, talk about missing the point...

  10. Re:is it just me? on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 3, Informative

    But the beer costs $10 a glass.

    Yeah, but you don't get ridiculous jail time for minor drug possessions. It's a tradeoff.

  11. Re:Apple TV on Updated Mac Mini Aims For the Living Room · · Score: 1

    Okay then, Einstein, how exactly did it bite them in the ass? How badly are they suffering, huh?

    Try boning up on your idioms before you whip 'em out next time, dumbass.

  12. Re:Apple TV on Updated Mac Mini Aims For the Living Room · · Score: 1

    Apple tried to pull that shit with dvd as well and it came back and bit them in the ass.

    If by 'bit them in the ass' you mean 'overtaking Microsoft in market cap', then congrats, you're a dumbass!

  13. Re:Apple TV on Updated Mac Mini Aims For the Living Room · · Score: 1

    Heh, nice try. I use a PS3, actually.

  14. Re:Apple TV on Updated Mac Mini Aims For the Living Room · · Score: 1

    Blu-Ray > DVD, yet people still buy DVDs MP3 > CD, yet people still buy CDs HD > SD, yet people still buy SD TVs UBS sticks > floppy disks, yet people still buy floppies

    Uhhh, not quite. DVDs are dirt cheap right now, so few people are buying CDs that breaking into the Billboard top 200 only takes sales of a couple thousand units(!), you can't buy SDTVs anymore, and the only people buying floppy disks are hobbyists and retards.

    Not the strongest way to make a point.

  15. Re:Apple TV on Updated Mac Mini Aims For the Living Room · · Score: 1

    I can be there and back in 15 minutes from when I decide to go.

    Congrats, you lose! By the time you're coming back in your front door, I'm already 10 minutes into the movie.

  16. Re:Apple TV on Updated Mac Mini Aims For the Living Room · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Blu-Ray is dead, it just doesn't know it yet.

    Remember, Apple doesn't plan a couple quarters ahead, it plans years ahead. And it knows that you can already stream an HD movie or TV show faster than you could get up off your couch and go buy or rent it physically.

    Also, there's nothing to stop you buying an external BD player. Newegg has 'em under $150.

  17. Re:Point proven on ITER Fusion Reactor Enters Existential Crisis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, what's the deal with that? Irrational fear or nuclear energy, or just a general hatred for humanity?

    (Relatively) cheap oil. Give it another 5-10 years and those same clueless environmentalists will be the first ones calling for fission.

    That's right kids, Nuclear power plants are the next 'tech boom' so be sure to bone up on your physics and chemistry and math. There's money in them thar cooling towers!

  18. Re:Fusion Reactor... Crisis?! on ITER Fusion Reactor Enters Existential Crisis · · Score: 0, Troll

    And while we're at it, a few less Irish would be nice. And I can't stand Nigerians or Barbadians either. In fact...

    Whoops, I got my prejudice in your bigotry!

  19. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what your point is: Am I wrong for suggesting such things should be able to be bought, or am I wrong for suggesting those items can't be bought?

  20. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    Fair enough. However, find me an NRA bigwig who doesn't go pale when you suggest the above items should available for purchase. I'll wait.

    Also, I don't find a lot of 2nd amendment activists who don't behave in exactly that way, and I can't figure it out.

  21. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As for what constitutes Arms, well, that term hasn't changed much, it still means weapons.

    No it doesn't. Try buying an RPG, or a tank, or a nuke. Let me know how that works out for you.

  22. Re:The rollback of the Bush era infringements on Federal Judge Limits DHS Laptop Border Searches · · Score: 1

    The guy slinging around unrelated, single data points like they're magic bullets is making fun of me! Oh noes!

  23. Re:The rollback of the Bush era infringements on Federal Judge Limits DHS Laptop Border Searches · · Score: 1

    Good point, but what I'm talking about here is perception, not fact.

  24. Re:The rollback of the Bush era infringements on Federal Judge Limits DHS Laptop Border Searches · · Score: 1

    How is Kucinich any more liberal than Obama?

    Get thee hence to a remedial politics class. Christ, I used to think you had a clue...

  25. Re:The rollback of the Bush era infringements on Federal Judge Limits DHS Laptop Border Searches · · Score: 1

    but whereas the neo-cons are owned by big business, Obama wants to government to own big business

    Wow! What a huge difference! I'm almost convinced he's not like 99% of politicians!

    Call me when you finish grade school and understand politics with a little more nuance.