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  1. A swift kick in the pants on No Fix for Word Next 'Patch Tuesday' · · Score: 1

    History has shown that the way to get a patch out of Microsoft is to have some third party come out with a patch. Even though it works they will say that the patch is risky (FUD) and the official patch will appear in a few days.

  2. Competing Technology Link... on A Terabyte of Data on a Regular DVD? · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to another holographic storage technology.

  3. Re:Antique Christmas Lights Museum on Important Sci/Tech History Up For Auction In UK · · Score: 1

    ...Fire + Dead Coniferous Tree = Really Good Chance For A Fire
    That is a fact that has been proven repeatedly.... You might have something there. That could explain why our house has burned to the ground for the past four Christmases.

  4. Re:nullity? on Professor Comes Up With a Way to Divide by Zero · · Score: 1
    I can think of other words ending in -ity. the most appropriate one starts with s.
    Well, shitty has too many "t"s, so it must be senility or stupidity.
  5. Re:Dudes! SSL? on MySpace Phishing Attack Leads Users to Zango Adware · · Score: 1

    What is the worst that could happen if I lost control of my MySpace account?

  6. Three out of Four is Okay. on Fighting Claims That Open Source Is Insecure? · · Score: 1
    ...
    The moral of the story:
    1) Stay current with security patches
    2) Hide what you use from the adversary. If they don't know you run ObscureWebServer 1.0, they don't know to try attacking it first. Keep them guessing....
    Point 2 is just a variation of security by obscurity. Since a simple port scan can identify your software and its version number, this point can be ignored.
  7. There's only one way to get me on a pilotless... on Unpiloted Passenger Jet Tests · · Score: 1

    There's only one way to get me on a pilotless plane and that's as a virtual passenger. That's right, I'll stay at the airport and my virtual avatar can crash in the Atlantic when the plane's wireless link goes down as we pass behind an unusually dense cloud.

  8. Never Happy on One in Nine MMOG Players Addicted? · · Score: 1

    Damn liberals are never happy. For years now they have been complaining that too many of us Brits have been going to the pubs too often and drinking too much. Now that we are staying home and playing games on the Internet we are still addicted and going to hell in a handbasket.

    Personally, I think they should set up Internet stations in the pubs. What a combo that would be.

  9. Two Words: on Self-Recycling Paper · · Score: 1
    Staples

    I took a quick look around the many bits of paper scattered about my desk, most of which I looked at once and then chucked aside, and thought how useful this would be - until I noticed how many had been stapled together. Sure, you /can/ use paper clips, but my boss doesn't, and I can see a lot of people forgetting.

    Staple remover.
  10. Quake eh? on Top Gadget of 2006 — The HurriQuake Nail · · Score: 0

    Are these for the nail gun in quake II?

  11. Re:Danger!! - ANY Vacation on Disconnecting Completely While On Vacation? · · Score: 1
    ...So, yes, being completely unreachable is a necessary part of recharging yourself during a vacation. But be ready to walk into hell on your return.
    I think it is better to relax unplugged for an entire vacation and then walk into hell than to have one's vacation ruined half way through, having to clean up remotely or worse yet, having to return early.

  12. Re:2+ year old cameras getting recalled now? on Sony Finds Defect In Digital Cameras · · Score: 1
    These cameras are almost entierly 2+ years old! (September 2003 - January 2005)
    So, how long have people been bitching about a flaw to Sony before they recalled the cameras?
  13. Success of FOSS on What's Wrong With the FOSS Community? · · Score: 1
    ...FOSS projects operate in a totally different ecosystem from commercial closed source software.
    The success of closed source / commercial software could simply be measured by the amount of money it makes for the creator. FOSS success is less trivial to measure....
    The success of FOSS can be measured by the number of downloads per release (DPR). If people dislike your software the DPR will drop but if your software is great the DPR will increase.
  14. The Three Stooges Speak. on Are More Choices Really Better? · · Score: 1

    Curly: I'll take burning at the stake over decapitation any day.
    Larry and Moe (together): Why?
    Curly: A hot steak is better than a cold chop, isn't it?

  15. Re:No GPU Access, eh? on PS3 Linux Now Installable · · Score: 1
    So what GPU is in the PS3? Is it a Nvidia or an ATI product?
    You can't be serious?
    Aha! http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/9132/PlayStation-3-G PU-More-Powerful-than-GeForce-7800/ says it is a Nvidia RSX, whatever that is.

  16. No GPU Access, eh? on PS3 Linux Now Installable · · Score: 1
    ...Most all hardware is supported except for graphics accelerator support (framebuffer only, up to 1920x1200).
    So what GPU is in the PS3? Is it a Nvidia or an ATI product? How many days will it take to get a driver for it?

  17. Good Gag... on Microsoft To Announce Linux Partnership · · Score: 1

    Jumping Jee-ho-sha-phat! Is it April in Australia?

  18. Re:!= 24-bit on The Largest Digital Photo · · Score: 1
    Weak, it's only 16-bit. In other words:

    Nothing to see here, move along
    It is 16-bits per channel, so with 3 channels, R, G and B, it is 48-bits per pixel.
  19. Re:What about compatibility? on Big Challenges for Vista Bug Hunters · · Score: 1
    Technically would MS classify incompatibility as not a a bug, especially if is does not cause a crash?
    I was under the impression that MS did not have bugs but they have issues, anomalies and features. Weasels!
  20. Re:Why try, and fail to, reinvent the wheel... on Big Challenges for Vista Bug Hunters · · Score: 1
    a bit lame in todays world.
    A stable, secure, open, easy to use OS is lame? What would not be lame in your opinion?
    Well, a constantly changing, security nightmare with a steady stream of patches, closed source, hard-to-program patchwork quilt called Vista is certainly not lame. In fact it is damned exciting--who could fail to succumb to rising blood pressure and cardiac arrhythmia every time new software is deployed on the Internet or on your office machines.

    For extra excitement try the malware lottery: What will the next malware found do? Will it be a simple virus,a worm, nasty spyware or a trojan? How will it affect you? Will it trash files, become a zombie, log keystrokes or install a rootkit? Will it be a mashup of any of the above?

  21. Re:ha ha ha ha ha, it's a penis fly trap. on Slashback: What Dell Knew, China's Fusion, Vista · · Score: 1

    What was that bit about the penis trap? Well, you will have to use Vista yourself to see.
    God, you must be really scared of Vista if your arguments against it have descended to "It'll injure your genitals".
    It will if your laptop battery catches fire.
  22. Office Poll? on Hubble Discovers Dark Spot on Uranus · · Score: 1

    Hello again.

    In the interest of promoting scientific interest at the office I ran another poll and asked verbally, not by email, everyone in the office: "Did you know they discovered a dark spot on Uranus?" Interestingly enough, most the females turned beet red and whispered, "No!" Most of the guys called me a flaming faggot. I took that as a no.

    Oddly enough, I was cautioned a second time by the prez. but it wasn't as bad as the time I thought I lost "Uncle Wiggly," my pet rooster and asked for help over the public intercom.

  23. Re:What's wrong with Quebec? on Build a Better Netflix, Win a Million Dollars? · · Score: 1
    ...But what's wrong with Quebec?...

    There is nothing wrong with Quebec. They simply disallow all forms of lotteries, gambling and contests as being sinful and a temptation of the devil.
  24. Quack Quack! on The Physics of a Good Store Location · · Score: 1
    "...Jensen says that more research is needed to know if this method would work in other cities [than Lyon]."
    First he needs more research to know if this method would work in Lyon.
  25. Re:Too easy on New Robot Glides Through Intestines · · Score: 1
    Someone doing intestinal research named Dodou. Come on at least make it a little bit more difficult for the peanut gallery than that
    What is this, a Peter Sellers' movie?