"Sounds like a fun, harmless, and Constitutionally-protected way of blowing off a little steam."
Looks like this site wasn't constitutionally protected from Slashdot.;)
DSL REPORTS:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a spammer. SLASHDOTTER #1: Are there? SLASHDOTTER #2: Ah? SLASHDOTTER #1: What are they? CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!... DSL REPORTS: Tell me. What do you do with spammers? SLASHDOTTER #2: Burn! SLASHDOTTER #1: Burn! CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!... DSL REPORTS : And what do you burn apart from spammers? SLASHDOTTER #1: More spammers! SLASHDOTTER #3: Shh! SLASHDOTTER #2: Wood! DSL REPORTS : So, why are spammers caught?
[pause] SLASHDOTTER #3: B--... 'cause they send... unwanted email? DSL REPORTS : Good! Heh heh. CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh. DSL REPORTS : So, how do we tell whether he sends unwanted email? SLASHDOTTER #1:
Run him thorugh a Bayesian filter. DSL REPORTS : Ah, but can you not also catch valid email in a Bayesian filter? SLASHDOTTER #1: Oh, yeah. TROLL:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... DSL REPORTS:
Does spam sink in water? SLASHDOTTER #1: No. No. SLASHDOTTER #2: No, it floats! It floats! SLASHDOTTER #1:
Throw the email into the pond! CROWD:
The pond! Throw it into the pond! DSL REPORTS : What also floats in water? SLASHDOTTER #1: Bread! SLASHDOTTER #2: Apples! SLASHDOTTER #3: Uh, very small rocks! SLASHDOTTER #1:
Cider! SLASHDOTTER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy! SLASHDOTTER #1: Cherries! SLASHDOTTER #2: Mud! SLASHDOTTER #3: Uh, churches! Churches! SLASHDOTTER #2: Lead! Lead! CMDR TACO: A duck! CROWD: Oooh. DSL REPORTS : Exactly. So, logically... SLASHDOTTER #1:
If... it... weighs... the same as a duck,... it's made of spam. DSL REPORTS : And therefore? SLASHDOTTER #2: A spammer!
"Who needs conspiracy theories, when you can hear it from the horses mouth?"
Well, I can't now, thanks to Slashdot. Good job Slashdot, covering up RFID tag conspiracies.:)
It can encrypt and comprss the data. "ability to encrypt the contents of burned data CDs and squeeze nearly a Gigabyte of data onto a 700MB disc is what sets it apart from other high-speed burners."
Wee all know that most people wouldn't pirate a game that they would want to buy in the first place.
We really need to worry about more serious things.
Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm? Frink: (with sarcasm detector) Are you kidding me? This baby is right off the charts, mm-hai. CBG:A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention. (Sarcasm detector explodes)
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Use a magnifying glass! ;)
"Sounds like a fun, harmless, and Constitutionally-protected way of blowing off a little steam." ;)
Looks like this site wasn't constitutionally protected from Slashdot.
DSL REPORTS: :
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a spammer.
SLASHDOTTER #1: Are there?
SLASHDOTTER #2: Ah?
SLASHDOTTER #1: What are they?
CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...
DSL REPORTS: Tell me. What do you do with spammers?
SLASHDOTTER #2: Burn!
SLASHDOTTER #1: Burn!
CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
DSL REPORTS : And what do you burn apart from spammers?
SLASHDOTTER #1: More spammers!
SLASHDOTTER #3: Shh!
SLASHDOTTER #2: Wood!
DSL REPORTS : So, why are spammers caught?
[pause]
SLASHDOTTER #3: B--... 'cause they send... unwanted email?
DSL REPORTS : Good! Heh heh.
CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh.
DSL REPORTS : So, how do we tell whether he sends unwanted email?
SLASHDOTTER #1:
Run him thorugh a Bayesian filter.
DSL REPORTS : Ah, but can you not also catch valid email in a Bayesian filter?
SLASHDOTTER #1: Oh, yeah.
TROLL:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
DSL REPORTS
Does spam sink in water?
SLASHDOTTER #1: No. No.
SLASHDOTTER #2: No, it floats! It floats!
SLASHDOTTER #1:
Throw the email into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw it into the pond!
DSL REPORTS : What also floats in water?
SLASHDOTTER #1: Bread!
SLASHDOTTER #2: Apples!
SLASHDOTTER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
SLASHDOTTER #1:
Cider!
SLASHDOTTER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!
SLASHDOTTER #1: Cherries!
SLASHDOTTER #2: Mud!
SLASHDOTTER #3: Uh, churches! Churches!
SLASHDOTTER #2: Lead! Lead!
CMDR TACO: A duck!
CROWD: Oooh.
DSL REPORTS : Exactly. So, logically...
SLASHDOTTER #1:
If... it... weighs... the same as a duck,... it's made of spam.
DSL REPORTS : And therefore?
SLASHDOTTER #2: A spammer!
"The final irony? I'm originally from Maine. These folk won't even sell to one of their own!"
Is this actually irony?
"Who needs conspiracy theories, when you can hear it from the horses mouth?" :)
Well, I can't now, thanks to Slashdot. Good job Slashdot, covering up RFID tag conspiracies.
It can encrypt and comprss the data.
"ability to encrypt the contents of burned data CDs and squeeze nearly a Gigabyte of data onto a 700MB disc is what sets it apart from other high-speed burners."
Wee all know that most people wouldn't pirate a game that they would want to buy in the first place.
We really need to worry about more serious things.
Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Frink: (with sarcasm detector) Are you kidding me? This baby is right off the charts, mm-hai.
CBG:A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.
(Sarcasm detector explodes)
Yeah, it is.
Oh, you mean not just on Slashdot?
oops.
Mwuhahahahahahahahah!
1.Patent things that have already been invented years ago
2.Wait several years before enforcing the patent
3. Profit!