if i had that much money id buy my knighthood too.
please send me all your money so i can be knighted. i like the way "sir" sounds in front of my name. and theyd have to say my entire name all the time.
we landed there first why didnt the robot come with an american flag planting deally? It could have sent back an image of the flag and been like
"One small step for man, one giant leap for robots"
you know whats gonna happen dont you? Theyre gonna take a bunch of pictures and say "hooray look what we can do!" and then as theyre puting the pictures on postcards and crap the half billion dollar robot is gonna brake.
Thats when we send up the hyper intelligent monkeys. we dont need those back. send em up with advanced mechanic textbooks and theyll fix em up. its all good.
How many times do I have to say it? Robots just dont work for shit. Why dont we just send up some of those hyper-intelligent monkeys that we sent to the moon. I mean seriously it would cost a lot less. And then theyd make movies, how cool would it be to see another movie about a chimp doing what a human could do a billion times better?
Finally they found what might be water on Mars! Now after being worried for all these years i can finally get on with my life. I guess I'll have to move out of the basement. And I'll sell all of my maps of Mars because I've been following the search for water so closely. It's not like theres any water on this giant dirtball controlled by psichotic apes.
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if i had that much money id buy my knighthood too. please send me all your money so i can be knighted. i like the way "sir" sounds in front of my name. and theyd have to say my entire name all the time.
we landed there first why didnt the robot come with an american flag planting deally? It could have sent back an image of the flag and been like "One small step for man, one giant leap for robots"
you know whats gonna happen dont you? Theyre gonna take a bunch of pictures and say "hooray look what we can do!" and then as theyre puting the pictures on postcards and crap the half billion dollar robot is gonna brake. Thats when we send up the hyper intelligent monkeys. we dont need those back. send em up with advanced mechanic textbooks and theyll fix em up. its all good.
How many times do I have to say it? Robots just dont work for shit. Why dont we just send up some of those hyper-intelligent monkeys that we sent to the moon. I mean seriously it would cost a lot less. And then theyd make movies, how cool would it be to see another movie about a chimp doing what a human could do a billion times better?
Finally they found what might be water on Mars! Now after being worried for all these years i can finally get on with my life. I guess I'll have to move out of the basement. And I'll sell all of my maps of Mars because I've been following the search for water so closely. It's not like theres any water on this giant dirtball controlled by psichotic apes.
If you eat it will it crawl back up your throat? I dont want those problems again.