Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the airYou better watch out there may be dogs about
Well I have looked over Jordan and I have seen
Things are not what they seem
What do you get for pretending the danger's not real?
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
What a surprise
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No this is no bad dream
It is official; Netcraft now confirms: christianity is gay. One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered christian community when IDC confirmed that the percantage of homosexual christians has risen yet again, now up to more than 97% of all christians. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that christianity has lost more heterosexual members, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Christianity is collapsing into complete homosexuality, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Vatican City comprehensive heterosexual porno test.
You don't need to be a fudge packer to predict christianity's future. The hand writing is on the wall: christianity faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for christianity because christianity is gay. Things are looking very bad for christianity. As many of us are already aware, christianity continues to gain fudge packers. Ball juice flows like a river of blood.
Due to the troubles of Anal crack, abysmal procreation and so on, christianity went out of business and was taken over by islam who sell another troubled belief system. Now islam is also gay, its pecker turned over to yet another whore house.
All major surveys show that christianity has steadily increased in semen consumption. christianity is very gay and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If christianity is to survive at all it will be among gay paedophiles. Christianity continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, christianity is gay.
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Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the airYou better watch out there may be dogs about
Well I have looked over Jordan and I have seen Things are not what they seem
What do you get for pretending the danger's not real? Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel What a surprise
A look of terminal shock in your eyes Now things are really what they seem
No this is no bad dream
Harry Potter dies at the end of Harry Potter and the philosipher's stone reloaded. FUCK YOU!
Because all non-socialist countries are run by fucking whores. Come to think of it, so are socialist countries.
You don't need to be a fudge packer to predict christianity's future. The hand writing is on the wall: christianity faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for christianity because christianity is gay. Things are looking very bad for christianity. As many of us are already aware, christianity continues to gain fudge packers. Ball juice flows like a river of blood.
Due to the troubles of Anal crack, abysmal procreation and so on, christianity went out of business and was taken over by islam who sell another troubled belief system. Now islam is also gay, its pecker turned over to yet another whore house.All major surveys show that christianity has steadily increased in semen consumption. christianity is very gay and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If christianity is to survive at all it will be among gay paedophiles. Christianity continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, christianity is gay.
Fact: christianity is gay