*yawn*
Again, this is the kettle calling the pot black, my friend. Please allow me to extend the same advice to you and send you on your way...TA TA junior:p
Yes, please teach me how to be hip and charming like a true slashdotter *rolls eyes*
Oh wait, you're asking me to embrace my "inner geek"....:p
This is pure comedy to see you guys get this worked up:D
are you threatening me with felony computer hacking on a public message board?
Lol um......and here I thought I was a bit off in the head. Some of you guys make me look absolutely sane and here I thought that was impossible.
oh..
RSPC@home.com.
heh.:p
OMG 1 KN0W T3H D34C0N B3TT3R TH@|v |-|3 KN0vv5 |-|1|v|53L|= B3CAUSE 1 @M T3|-| UBAR HACKAR TYPE D00D.
come on guys, Please come to me for information. All the speculating is kinda funny and mostly wrong:p
Yeah, who the hell wouldn't be excited to be approached for an interview by the Times (this was BEFORE the jayson blair story broke btw)
While the guy was here, I played a bit of AO (please once more keep in mind that I work from my home office and a BIG perk of working at home is that while waiting for a customer to arrive, I can load up ao, grand theft auto, UT, watch a movie, etc and play during downtime. that's nothing to look down on, as I bet 99.9% of the human race wishes they could do the same. Please let's not kid ourselves here:D
I work for 9 hours a day with no lunch break, oh heavens forbid I play a game when I get a few seconds to catch my breath.
Oh yeah, regarding all the IT speculation stuff. Yes, I did not complete college, I went the cert route (net+, A+, MCP, etc etc etc). Back when I started out years ago, certs had a buttload more clout than they do now, which basically made college far less of an immediate concern.
These days, certs mean absolutely nothing. The tests are easy and everyone has them, so degrees are where it's at.....which is why I'm going back to school:p
Surely that's gotta make alot more sense now, right?
Yup, I didn't like the bankruptcy crap posted and yup I put down how much I (approximately) pulled in last year to counter attack the bankruptcy stuff. There's alot more to bankruptcy than "oh we didn't make any money", but I won't go into that here:D
You know what? Alot of shlashdotters just seem bitter to me. Many of you are so unhappy with your lives that you lash out at the nearest target in order to make yourselves feel better.
Last time I came here it was with the written form of a bag of nickels, busting everyone upside the head with the poorest grammar and most ghetto talk. Was that the real me? I'm much more calm now. Is this the real me? Ingame I talk about putting women's feet in my mouth (which is just so off the wall that you gotta laugh...OMG TEH FOOTNESS!) is that the real me?
The Times says I'm this depressed, lonely anti-social individual that withdrew from society to play AO.....buuuuut, I still hold down a job, have a wife and an active social life. Is that the real me?
You base your opinions on one facet of a person's personality instead of looking at the bigger picture. Really, for those speculating on who I am or what I'm like, get your heads out of your butts and think for yourself.
Has anyone even thought about contacting me instead of guessing? I mean um, wouldn't that be the logical thing to do? Not flaming here, but really....think about it:p
Meh, this is kinda cool actually. The Times article itself sucked major goat balls, but here I am getting flamed on slashdot (this site seems popular....how the fekk have i never heard of it? Oh..."news for nerds":D j/k of course).
Heh, I think when it all comes down to it, I'm just a guy like everyone else. Nothing too spectacular, except for my enormous penis....really, it's enormous....stop laughing.
The Times is out there to sell newspapers. Im sure when the guy got here, he was expecting me to suck on severed feet and spank off to foot fetish videos. When he saw a working guy with a wife that likes to go out and party and doesn't really even have a foot fetish, he was probably pretty damn disappointed.
So he made some shit up, exaggerated, released info he overheard my wife and I talking about, etc.
Someone could actually do a story on him. The entire time he was here, he was sweating his AO game. "I really wish I could log in AO" times like a million. I finally got tired of his crying about Anarchy Online and let him log into his char from my comp.
Heh, from what he told me, the article was delayed a bit because......well, he did nothing but play AO....a
Oh yeah, I could be like all the "hip" kids and speculate about everyone on such happening news sites such as "slashdot". you guys are the very definition of 'geek', 'social outcast' or 'nerd'. Who the fuck are you to try and flame someone?
I hadn't heard of this site before someone sent me a link today and now I see why.
Let me break it down for you.
Use your head, man. this is the New York Times. Ever hear of Jayson Blair? The times has become about as reliable as the Weekly World News. Three years from now we'll all be saying "Say, i heard Satan just gave birth to twin batboys! It must be true, cuz I read it in the Times!"
The article was a sham. My mother never said that and 99% of the article was a fabrication made up by Seth Schiesel, AKA "Amis" (his ingame name). He had a beef with me over an article of his from October 2002, so this was his way of exacting revenge. And here, you naive twits buy into it.
And you know the funniest part? You try to pick at me with some weak ass flames when you guys.........fucking play with linux all night long. And then frequent a Linux devoted website and.....talk about Linux some more before tweaking your Linux rigs. Um, hypocrite anyone?
Geek of a different color is a geek nonetheless.
but here I'm a business owner (oh and if you believe the 'hand to mouth' poorman bull, please observe the 700 dollar leather chair and the 400 dollar monitor in the picture and please feel free to come by my place and I'll show you exactly how much cash I make. Care to play big bank versus little bank?
Right now, cash is tight because we're moving to Las Vegas and must furnish a new home (upwards of 5-6000 dollars).
And why are we moving to Las Vegas? Well for one, I have a history in acting and stand up comedy and the only opportunity in that regard in Madison is a single dingy little club.
And for two? I'm a fast paced person. I like the big lights, the big city, always open, always someplace to go atmosphere in Vegas.
So use your fucking head next time and don't believe everything you read on the Times, dumbass.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled debate about Microsoft or whatever you dorks argue about here. You don't roll in my circles, little bitch.
And then onto.....what else are you good for other than a spelling and grammatical error?
forum trolling? Shit, I already got you beat on that one. I'm the fucking king troll. I'm the troll the OTHER trolls pay toll to when they cross bridges.
Oh I know, perhaps you can educate me on how to masturbate with my other hand so it feels like someone else is doing it?
Other than that.....I'm drawing a blank mind. See? I'm already becoming more like you!
lol please go bow down to your Linux God or something. Your little ass already got schooled.
You *really* must consider changing that fruity signature of yours. It's hard to even take you seriously after reading that. Hell, I barely need to say anything. Your sig is self defeating if you wish to host a contest on who is more pathetic.
What are you too stupid to know when you've been outmatched by 'blather'? Come back for another taste? 30 years of virginity sure has given you a tough skin, hasn't it?
or, I could be showing you all a taste of your own medicine.
Or did you miss the majority of the first 555 comments?
Articulate talk is good in a civil situation and only goes so far.
But when a bunch of hypocritical Linux geeks flame me for being.....what, an mmorpg geek (?) it's time to lay some smack down.
Remember that a good flame, even one with such base ghetto trash talk and grammatical errors to make even myself blush takes a considerable amount of intelligence and wit to write.
I saw the weak ass slashdot flames as a pathetic attempt for a bunch of nerds to make themselves look as if they aren't the rejects that they really are by...well, by painting me as a social reject.
That my friends is the stupidest form of hypocricy I've ever witnessed.
So I did the same. Only better. Hey, I'm a hypocrite too now! Mayb I should come here more often.
On second thought, I don't think there's enough coffee in the world to keep me awake after sifting through the worthless garbage called 'news' and the even more worthless opinions smackdotters share and vehemetly hold onto.
Read your forums. Jebus H Christ, you know what you guys look like to an outsider? You look like I looked after reading that article. A bunch of freaks and social misfits. Suse Linux vs Redhat Linux. Who gives a fuck? That's absolutely no different than arguing Soldiers versus Nanotechnicians in Anarchy Online.
It's geek shit.
How many hours do you people spend recompiling kernels, flaming on slashdot, going to Linux User Groups, talking about Linux, masturbating to the Linux girls and comparing dick sizes in Quake? And then most of you work in the industry as well.
So you work 40 hours a week in some lame IT field, then spend another.....what, 40 hours a week doing geek shit at home, yet you self righteous pricks feel as though you have the right to point me out and laugh as if what you do is any better?
Truth is I *do* get out alot. If I didn't get out alot, I'd admit it with pride. If I was as dirt poor as the article suggested, I'd admit it with pride. If I lived in a blue collar neighborhood closeby porn shops or whatever, I'd admit it with pride. Why? Because there's nothing wrong with any of that.
But now who is the first to cast stones? Arguably THE biggest geeks on the Internet. Slashdot. now ain't that irony for you?
People whose own existences are so petty and pointless that they feel the need to make assumptions and speculations and outright insults about a person they never met for doing the same geek shit they spend their entire lives doing. Think about that.
If the flamers on this forum had a lick of sense they would have thought about that. And then they would have remembered the old adage "Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone" or even "don't throw stones in a glass house".
Please turn your holier than thou perceptions back on yourselves and you'll see what I'm talking about.
And by the way, think before you flame, because I'm the fucking Arnold Schwartzeneggar of the geek world and I'll rip your candy asses wide open on these forums or any other.
So Slashdot readers spend all day trolling the forums and somehow that's LESS geeky than playing AO? Man, wtf?
But seriously, the article about me is such bull that I've gone from being uberly pissed to almost amused by the lack of writing skill involved and the obvious lies that were thrown haphazardly in the article. I mean, omfg, I live "hand to mouth", yet buy $500 in clothes a month, pay rent, have high speed internet, cable TV, make car payments, etc.
Me: "Wow wifey, we're so broke. Let me sit in this new leather chair and play AO on my brand new 21" Sony monitor. but we really are broke, as I could only afford the Geforce4 TI4600 and not the FX. Wanna go buy some clothes? I got a few hundred bucks from my last service call and 2 grand from my last website contract."
Um, I'm quite far from being poor. OMFg. I make 50-100 per hour x 20-40 hours per week billable time.
Um, Seth? Were you asleep when you were here? God, the clumsy amateurish writing of both this article and the ELLTS scope article from a year back (which I rightly flamed him for) makes me think the Times is hurting for news.
Hey you know, I play alot of pac-man too. Maybe Newsweek will write an article about me too? Lol the Times. Right now after the Jayson Blair story they have about as much credibility as the "Weekly World News".
Lesson number 1: Work out a goal for the article AND STICK WITH IT FFS!
It's like, I'm reading the article and see
"thedeacon is ugly, prideful, robs little old ladies but he's also caring and a good guy, but he's poor, and yeah, something something about the community, now let's call thedeacon poor again and yeah, he demands sexual favors"
That's like something a little kid would write. And here's the pic of me in a leather chair sitting in front of a new big ass monitor wearing an 80 dollar eddie bauer sweater. "Let's all pity me pls".
"Hand to mouth existence"
I am truly broke atm, because my wife and I are moving to vegas at the end of the month. Since we don't wish to rent a truck, we have to buy all new furniture, pay for gas to get down there, etc., which will run upwards of around 5,000 bucks.
That's not living "hand to mouth", it's called "saving money to move"
You know what? Maybe the Times should hire me instead. God knows even an amateur writer such as myself could write circles around such libelous drivel and at least make it readable and semi-palatable.
But then again, so could my 7 year old nephew. Or a blind, illiterate person with no hands.
So yeah, I'm broke, but the reasons Seth Schiesel stated are utter bullshit. I'm broke because moving to the other side of the country and refurnishing a new home will cost me upwards of $5000. I'm not hand to mouth, I'm saving to move lol.
But I'm seriously having fun here. Tomorrow, slashdot will go back into my pile of unknown drivel nerd sites, but it was great to out talk and thoroughly outclass a bunch of hardcore Linux geeks.
I'm still waiting for more flames. I'll spam you motherbitches until I'm suspended here.
did I hurt da widdle nerd baby's feewings?
Need to get your fat waddling asses back on these boards so you can get schooled once more. Step right up, come on come all.
I'm looking forward to tearing down some pussy ass slashdot nerds. you got something more to say?
for this one day I'll be a slashdotter and put up with this horribly dull and ugly ass websites for the sole purpose of making some bitchass linux geek wet his two-sizes-too-small corduroy pants.
you want to talk smack about Deacon? Deacon will smack you punk biatches down.
Now what's up? you had alot to say before I came on the scene but now you're quiet?
which is exactly why it's not possible to play for 7 hours a day, dumbass.
from 9am to 6pm, I work. After 6, I log in on and off of the game. Maybe chat with folks a bit, log off, do something else, maybe log back in and leave the game running while I do the great unknown in slashdot world:
HAVE ACTUAL SEX WITH A REAL, BREATHING WOMAN!
omg!
Now go grease that shriveled piece of meat in between your legs and blow up tonight's date, dork.
that coming from some dork ass with the signature
"If finding Linux is like getting religion, I was saved at kernel 0.99."
Uh huh lol.
bitch, sit your little whack ass back down before I scare you with the thought of puberty.
"If finding Linux is like getting religion, I was saved at kernel 0.99."
How fucking nerdy is that, dude? And you come on here to tell me I have no life?
DUDE YOU FREQUENT A LINUX SITE WITH THE MOTTO "news for nerds" omfg man, get a clue!
And while you're at it, get some zit cream, decent clothes and a fucking woman, you genderless freak!
I know "LazloToth" ain't rolling with the ladies.
"Hey baby, check out my new recompiled kernel on my custom P4 gig woo woo! Linux is my religion"
Please let me see you in RL so I can hook your juicy fat gamer booty up with an atomic wedgie.
let's get you guy educated in the fine art of flaming someone. Put down your physics books and get your asses back on these boards so I can smack you sorry bitches down one at a time.
Lightweight wannabe flamers.
What a lame site. Heh, you know a site is geared towards the ultimate in geek when the default posting method is "HTML formatted".
Sorry the last post was all in one paragraph, but seeing as most of you have no woman, no lives outside of Linux and slashdot and were generally dull enough to read both the Times article, Slashdot AND my reply (which probably took a couple hours off your lives, which you'll never get back), you can deal with it.
Wow, when someone asks you what you did today, how are you going to reply? "Yeah, I flamed this one guy that plays this one game.....lemme slap my monkey and then load of Quake 3 on my new uber Linux server and recompile a kernel or something"
Grab your asbestos panties. I'm about to flame the hell out of your jelly belly, Dr. Schole's, pencil protector wearing, ain't had pussy since pussy had you, slashdot reading, wannabe flaming asses.
Let me ask you this:
If I was as poor as this fella makes me out to be, how in the hell can we afford car payments, insurance, Cable TV, High speed internet, entertainment (not AO, ya goobs)
Easy.....the guy lied. Um, and here I though slashdot readers were supposed to be smart?
Wow...I don't get out much, yet somehow I find time to go dancing every weekend, go to trips out of town, etc.
"Shy"....Come to Madison or log into AO and see how "shy" I am.
Let's break it on down for the less estute among us:
Rent: $645/mo
Cable: $60/mo
Internet: $50/mo
car: $299/mo
Insurance: $shit, I forgot. I think it's 1-200 or something. Yeah, I got speeding tickets, bite me.
Food: roughly 300/mo (I like my steaks)
AO: $12.95/mo
Clothes: I buy alot of clothes, so sue me? roughly $500 a month.
Other entertainment: meh, 5-800 a month or so.
Last year I cleared just under $100k after expenses. No, I'm not poor at all. in fact OMFGLOLROOFLESMAYO. Do the numbers. I make 50-100 per hour times 20-40 billable hours per week. That equals: a buttload more than half you bitches pull in:p
If the walls were "crashing down around me" and I was so poor, how the hell was I able to afford a $50 game and $200 in clothes that day?
Easy. The guy lied.
I mean, there's so much about the article that doesn't make sense. Yes, I'm oh so poor, let me lean back in my leather chair and play AO on my brand new 21" monitor.
Here's what I see you people writing:
"OMG this guy is such a loser, he plays MMORPGS and has no life, blah blah blah how pathetic. I think I'm going to spend the next 26 consecutive hours blasting him on the slashdot forums.
the very fact alone that you bother to read the article and then post flames about it makes you look far more pathetic than even that article could make you look.
You call those flames? Panty waists. Amateur flamers. Get some meat behind some of these weak ass jabs and maybe you'll be blessed enough to have Thedeacon own your Linux lubbin asses individually.
Um guys? YOU READ SLASHDOT. You read slashdot and troll the forums for all day. Hey, it's reality calling. JOO ARE A DORK.
I play for 40 hours a week. Heh, to be honest, when you consider how much TV (and forum trolling) most americans do, that number is not too horrible.
Of course that number is grossly exaggerated (I work for 9 hours a day, make dinner, watch a movie with my wife, I write, work out, I do stand up comedy, I read, etc, so it's a physical impossibility that I play that many hours, unless I've gained the magical ability to increase the length of the day by 6 hours or something).
Wow, the Linux freaks on this boards sure are in a place to talk. Lessee, "Slashdot: News for nerds". Um, "nerds". And you guys are proud of this. What does that say about you?
I think the flamers on this thread are more pissed that I play games and still get the pussy, while they're spanking it to midget porn.
People, get your collective heads out of your asses and don't be so naive......The article was a lie. Seth Schiesel (aka Amis ingame) harbored a grudge over an AO article I picked apart nearly a year back. His writing has the flow of an 8th grade essay and structure to match. You know the Times has to be hurting for talent and news when they make a post about a video game.
Really people, log off your super admin whatever Linux geek shit for a sec and think about it. Take a good hard look at your own hobbies and think about it again. Let's see: you spend all day arguing about Windows versus Linux on what it by far the nerdiest webpage in existence, based on what I've read so far today.
Look at the news post icons, look at the topics. Fuck man, look at yourself.
this is me: http://www2.milwaukee.k12.wi.us/juneau/RickS.JPG
Now post your pics. The people flaming me are the ones I used to beat up in high school an
Slashdot Mirror
Well consider this: You might be next.... :p
None of us are safe....
*yawn* Again, this is the kettle calling the pot black, my friend. Please allow me to extend the same advice to you and send you on your way...TA TA junior :p
Yes, please teach me how to be hip and charming like a true slashdotter *rolls eyes* Oh wait, you're asking me to embrace my "inner geek".... :p
This is pure comedy to see you guys get this worked up :D
are you threatening me with felony computer hacking on a public message board? Lol um... ...and here I thought I was a bit off in the head. Some of you guys make me look absolutely sane and here I thought that was impossible.
oh..
RSPC@home.com.
heh. :p
:p wrong email address bud....or did you forget that @home went out of business like 5 years ago? ;)
OMG 1 KN0W T3H D34C0N B3TT3R TH@|v |-|3 KN0vv5 |-|1|v|53L|= B3CAUSE 1 @M T3|-| UBAR HACKAR TYPE D00D. come on guys, Please come to me for information. All the speculating is kinda funny and mostly wrong :p
Yeah, who the hell wouldn't be excited to be approached for an interview by the Times (this was BEFORE the jayson blair story broke btw)
While the guy was here, I played a bit of AO (please once more keep in mind that I work from my home office and a BIG perk of working at home is that while waiting for a customer to arrive, I can load up ao, grand theft auto, UT, watch a movie, etc and play during downtime. that's nothing to look down on, as I bet 99.9% of the human race wishes they could do the same. Please let's not kid ourselves here :D
I work for 9 hours a day with no lunch break, oh heavens forbid I play a game when I get a few seconds to catch my breath.
Oh yeah, regarding all the IT speculation stuff. Yes, I did not complete college, I went the cert route (net+, A+, MCP, etc etc etc). Back when I started out years ago, certs had a buttload more clout than they do now, which basically made college far less of an immediate concern.
These days, certs mean absolutely nothing. The tests are easy and everyone has them, so degrees are where it's at.....which is why I'm going back to school :p
Surely that's gotta make alot more sense now, right?
Yup, I didn't like the bankruptcy crap posted and yup I put down how much I (approximately) pulled in last year to counter attack the bankruptcy stuff. There's alot more to bankruptcy than "oh we didn't make any money", but I won't go into that here :D
You know what? Alot of shlashdotters just seem bitter to me. Many of you are so unhappy with your lives that you lash out at the nearest target in order to make yourselves feel better.
Last time I came here it was with the written form of a bag of nickels, busting everyone upside the head with the poorest grammar and most ghetto talk. Was that the real me? I'm much more calm now. Is this the real me? Ingame I talk about putting women's feet in my mouth (which is just so off the wall that you gotta laugh...OMG TEH FOOTNESS!) is that the real me?
The Times says I'm this depressed, lonely anti-social individual that withdrew from society to play AO.....buuuuut, I still hold down a job, have a wife and an active social life. Is that the real me?
You base your opinions on one facet of a person's personality instead of looking at the bigger picture. Really, for those speculating on who I am or what I'm like, get your heads out of your butts and think for yourself.
Has anyone even thought about contacting me instead of guessing? I mean um, wouldn't that be the logical thing to do? Not flaming here, but really....think about it :p
Meh, this is kinda cool actually. The Times article itself sucked major goat balls, but here I am getting flamed on slashdot (this site seems popular....how the fekk have i never heard of it? Oh..."news for nerds" :D j/k of course).
Heh, I think when it all comes down to it, I'm just a guy like everyone else. Nothing too spectacular, except for my enormous penis....really, it's enormous....stop laughing.
The Times is out there to sell newspapers. Im sure when the guy got here, he was expecting me to suck on severed feet and spank off to foot fetish videos. When he saw a working guy with a wife that likes to go out and party and doesn't really even have a foot fetish, he was probably pretty damn disappointed.
So he made some shit up, exaggerated, released info he overheard my wife and I talking about, etc.
Someone could actually do a story on him. The entire time he was here, he was sweating his AO game. "I really wish I could log in AO" times like a million. I finally got tired of his crying about Anarchy Online and let him log into his char from my comp.
Heh, from what he told me, the article was delayed a bit because......well, he did nothing but play AO....a
Oh yeah, I could be like all the "hip" kids and speculate about everyone on such happening news sites such as "slashdot". you guys are the very definition of 'geek', 'social outcast' or 'nerd'. Who the fuck are you to try and flame someone?
I hadn't heard of this site before someone sent me a link today and now I see why.
Let me break it down for you.
Use your head, man. this is the New York Times. Ever hear of Jayson Blair? The times has become about as reliable as the Weekly World News. Three years from now we'll all be saying "Say, i heard Satan just gave birth to twin batboys! It must be true, cuz I read it in the Times!"
The article was a sham. My mother never said that and 99% of the article was a fabrication made up by Seth Schiesel, AKA "Amis" (his ingame name). He had a beef with me over an article of his from October 2002, so this was his way of exacting revenge. And here, you naive twits buy into it.
And you know the funniest part? You try to pick at me with some weak ass flames when you guys.........fucking play with linux all night long. And then frequent a Linux devoted website and.....talk about Linux some more before tweaking your Linux rigs. Um, hypocrite anyone?
Geek of a different color is a geek nonetheless.
but here I'm a business owner (oh and if you believe the 'hand to mouth' poorman bull, please observe the 700 dollar leather chair and the 400 dollar monitor in the picture and please feel free to come by my place and I'll show you exactly how much cash I make. Care to play big bank versus little bank?
Right now, cash is tight because we're moving to Las Vegas and must furnish a new home (upwards of 5-6000 dollars).
And why are we moving to Las Vegas? Well for one, I have a history in acting and stand up comedy and the only opportunity in that regard in Madison is a single dingy little club.
And for two? I'm a fast paced person. I like the big lights, the big city, always open, always someplace to go atmosphere in Vegas.
So use your fucking head next time and don't believe everything you read on the Times, dumbass.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled debate about Microsoft or whatever you dorks argue about here. You don't roll in my circles, little bitch.
Give it a week and you'll rip out that nerdy ass siggy you got going and replace it with: "OMG TEH FOOTNESS!" Deacky pwns thatazz, y0.
And then onto.....what else are you good for other than a spelling and grammatical error? forum trolling? Shit, I already got you beat on that one. I'm the fucking king troll. I'm the troll the OTHER trolls pay toll to when they cross bridges. Oh I know, perhaps you can educate me on how to masturbate with my other hand so it feels like someone else is doing it? Other than that.....I'm drawing a blank mind. See? I'm already becoming more like you!
lol please go bow down to your Linux God or something. Your little ass already got schooled. You *really* must consider changing that fruity signature of yours. It's hard to even take you seriously after reading that. Hell, I barely need to say anything. Your sig is self defeating if you wish to host a contest on who is more pathetic. What are you too stupid to know when you've been outmatched by 'blather'? Come back for another taste? 30 years of virginity sure has given you a tough skin, hasn't it?
or, I could be showing you all a taste of your own medicine.
;)
Or did you miss the majority of the first 555 comments?
Articulate talk is good in a civil situation and only goes so far.
But when a bunch of hypocritical Linux geeks flame me for being.....what, an mmorpg geek (?) it's time to lay some smack down.
Remember that a good flame, even one with such base ghetto trash talk and grammatical errors to make even myself blush takes a considerable amount of intelligence and wit to write.
I saw the weak ass slashdot flames as a pathetic attempt for a bunch of nerds to make themselves look as if they aren't the rejects that they really are by...well, by painting me as a social reject.
That my friends is the stupidest form of hypocricy I've ever witnessed.
So I did the same. Only better. Hey, I'm a hypocrite too now! Mayb I should come here more often.
On second thought, I don't think there's enough coffee in the world to keep me awake after sifting through the worthless garbage called 'news' and the even more worthless opinions smackdotters share and vehemetly hold onto.
Read your forums. Jebus H Christ, you know what you guys look like to an outsider? You look like I looked after reading that article. A bunch of freaks and social misfits. Suse Linux vs Redhat Linux. Who gives a fuck? That's absolutely no different than arguing Soldiers versus Nanotechnicians in Anarchy Online.
It's geek shit.
How many hours do you people spend recompiling kernels, flaming on slashdot, going to Linux User Groups, talking about Linux, masturbating to the Linux girls and comparing dick sizes in Quake? And then most of you work in the industry as well.
So you work 40 hours a week in some lame IT field, then spend another.....what, 40 hours a week doing geek shit at home, yet you self righteous pricks feel as though you have the right to point me out and laugh as if what you do is any better?
Truth is I *do* get out alot. If I didn't get out alot, I'd admit it with pride. If I was as dirt poor as the article suggested, I'd admit it with pride. If I lived in a blue collar neighborhood closeby porn shops or whatever, I'd admit it with pride. Why? Because there's nothing wrong with any of that.
But now who is the first to cast stones? Arguably THE biggest geeks on the Internet. Slashdot. now ain't that irony for you?
People whose own existences are so petty and pointless that they feel the need to make assumptions and speculations and outright insults about a person they never met for doing the same geek shit they spend their entire lives doing. Think about that.
If the flamers on this forum had a lick of sense they would have thought about that. And then they would have remembered the old adage "Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone" or even "don't throw stones in a glass house".
Please turn your holier than thou perceptions back on yourselves and you'll see what I'm talking about.
And by the way, think before you flame, because I'm the fucking Arnold Schwartzeneggar of the geek world and I'll rip your candy asses wide open on these forums or any other.
HUGGLEZ!
-Thedeacon AKA Nonuts AKA Rick
:D
My last post, taken from the AO boards:
Slashdot: News for nerds....
So Slashdot readers spend all day trolling the forums and somehow that's LESS geeky than playing AO? Man, wtf?
But seriously, the article about me is such bull that I've gone from being uberly pissed to almost amused by the lack of writing skill involved and the obvious lies that were thrown haphazardly in the article. I mean, omfg, I live "hand to mouth", yet buy $500 in clothes a month, pay rent, have high speed internet, cable TV, make car payments, etc.
Me: "Wow wifey, we're so broke. Let me sit in this new leather chair and play AO on my brand new 21" Sony monitor. but we really are broke, as I could only afford the Geforce4 TI4600 and not the FX. Wanna go buy some clothes? I got a few hundred bucks from my last service call and 2 grand from my last website contract."
Um, I'm quite far from being poor. OMFg. I make 50-100 per hour x 20-40 hours per week billable time.
Um, Seth? Were you asleep when you were here? God, the clumsy amateurish writing of both this article and the ELLTS scope article from a year back (which I rightly flamed him for) makes me think the Times is hurting for news.
Hey you know, I play alot of pac-man too. Maybe Newsweek will write an article about me too? Lol the Times. Right now after the Jayson Blair story they have about as much credibility as the "Weekly World News".
Lesson number 1: Work out a goal for the article AND STICK WITH IT FFS!
It's like, I'm reading the article and see
"thedeacon is ugly, prideful, robs little old ladies but he's also caring and a good guy, but he's poor, and yeah, something something about the community, now let's call thedeacon poor again and yeah, he demands sexual favors"
That's like something a little kid would write. And here's the pic of me in a leather chair sitting in front of a new big ass monitor wearing an 80 dollar eddie bauer sweater. "Let's all pity me pls".
"Hand to mouth existence"
I am truly broke atm, because my wife and I are moving to vegas at the end of the month. Since we don't wish to rent a truck, we have to buy all new furniture, pay for gas to get down there, etc., which will run upwards of around 5,000 bucks.
That's not living "hand to mouth", it's called "saving money to move"
You know what? Maybe the Times should hire me instead. God knows even an amateur writer such as myself could write circles around such libelous drivel and at least make it readable and semi-palatable.
But then again, so could my 7 year old nephew. Or a blind, illiterate person with no hands.
So yeah, I'm broke, but the reasons Seth Schiesel stated are utter bullshit. I'm broke because moving to the other side of the country and refurnishing a new home will cost me upwards of $5000. I'm not hand to mouth, I'm saving to move lol.
But I'm seriously having fun here. Tomorrow, slashdot will go back into my pile of unknown drivel nerd sites, but it was great to out talk and thoroughly outclass a bunch of hardcore Linux geeks.
w3rd.
I'm still waiting for more flames. I'll spam you motherbitches until I'm suspended here. did I hurt da widdle nerd baby's feewings? Need to get your fat waddling asses back on these boards so you can get schooled once more. Step right up, come on come all. I'm looking forward to tearing down some pussy ass slashdot nerds. you got something more to say? for this one day I'll be a slashdotter and put up with this horribly dull and ugly ass websites for the sole purpose of making some bitchass linux geek wet his two-sizes-too-small corduroy pants. you want to talk smack about Deacon? Deacon will smack you punk biatches down. Now what's up? you had alot to say before I came on the scene but now you're quiet?
which is exactly why it's not possible to play for 7 hours a day, dumbass. from 9am to 6pm, I work. After 6, I log in on and off of the game. Maybe chat with folks a bit, log off, do something else, maybe log back in and leave the game running while I do the great unknown in slashdot world: HAVE ACTUAL SEX WITH A REAL, BREATHING WOMAN! omg! Now go grease that shriveled piece of meat in between your legs and blow up tonight's date, dork.
Finally someone with enlightenment. That's exactly what I've been saying bro :p
that coming from some dork ass with the signature "If finding Linux is like getting religion, I was saved at kernel 0.99." Uh huh lol. bitch, sit your little whack ass back down before I scare you with the thought of puberty. "If finding Linux is like getting religion, I was saved at kernel 0.99." How fucking nerdy is that, dude? And you come on here to tell me I have no life? DUDE YOU FREQUENT A LINUX SITE WITH THE MOTTO "news for nerds" omfg man, get a clue! And while you're at it, get some zit cream, decent clothes and a fucking woman, you genderless freak! I know "LazloToth" ain't rolling with the ladies. "Hey baby, check out my new recompiled kernel on my custom P4 gig woo woo! Linux is my religion" Please let me see you in RL so I can hook your juicy fat gamer booty up with an atomic wedgie.
let's get you guy educated in the fine art of flaming someone. Put down your physics books and get your asses back on these boards so I can smack you sorry bitches down one at a time. Lightweight wannabe flamers.
What a lame site. Heh, you know a site is geared towards the ultimate in geek when the default posting method is "HTML formatted".
:p
Sorry the last post was all in one paragraph, but seeing as most of you have no woman, no lives outside of Linux and slashdot and were generally dull enough to read both the Times article, Slashdot AND my reply (which probably took a couple hours off your lives, which you'll never get back), you can deal with it.
Wow, when someone asks you what you did today, how are you going to reply? "Yeah, I flamed this one guy that plays this one game.....lemme slap my monkey and then load of Quake 3 on my new uber Linux server and recompile a kernel or something"
Lol again, fucking geeks
Grab your asbestos panties. I'm about to flame the hell out of your jelly belly, Dr. Schole's, pencil protector wearing, ain't had pussy since pussy had you, slashdot reading, wannabe flaming asses. Let me ask you this: If I was as poor as this fella makes me out to be, how in the hell can we afford car payments, insurance, Cable TV, High speed internet, entertainment (not AO, ya goobs) Easy.....the guy lied. Um, and here I though slashdot readers were supposed to be smart? Wow...I don't get out much, yet somehow I find time to go dancing every weekend, go to trips out of town, etc. "Shy"....Come to Madison or log into AO and see how "shy" I am. Let's break it on down for the less estute among us: Rent: $645/mo Cable: $60/mo Internet: $50/mo car: $299/mo Insurance: $shit, I forgot. I think it's 1-200 or something. Yeah, I got speeding tickets, bite me. Food: roughly 300/mo (I like my steaks) AO: $12.95/mo Clothes: I buy alot of clothes, so sue me? roughly $500 a month. Other entertainment: meh, 5-800 a month or so. Last year I cleared just under $100k after expenses. No, I'm not poor at all. in fact OMFGLOLROOFLESMAYO. Do the numbers. I make 50-100 per hour times 20-40 billable hours per week. That equals: a buttload more than half you bitches pull in :p
If the walls were "crashing down around me" and I was so poor, how the hell was I able to afford a $50 game and $200 in clothes that day?
Easy. The guy lied.
I mean, there's so much about the article that doesn't make sense. Yes, I'm oh so poor, let me lean back in my leather chair and play AO on my brand new 21" monitor.
Here's what I see you people writing:
"OMG this guy is such a loser, he plays MMORPGS and has no life, blah blah blah how pathetic. I think I'm going to spend the next 26 consecutive hours blasting him on the slashdot forums.
the very fact alone that you bother to read the article and then post flames about it makes you look far more pathetic than even that article could make you look.
You call those flames? Panty waists. Amateur flamers. Get some meat behind some of these weak ass jabs and maybe you'll be blessed enough to have Thedeacon own your Linux lubbin asses individually.
Um guys? YOU READ SLASHDOT. You read slashdot and troll the forums for all day. Hey, it's reality calling. JOO ARE A DORK.
I play for 40 hours a week. Heh, to be honest, when you consider how much TV (and forum trolling) most americans do, that number is not too horrible.
Of course that number is grossly exaggerated (I work for 9 hours a day, make dinner, watch a movie with my wife, I write, work out, I do stand up comedy, I read, etc, so it's a physical impossibility that I play that many hours, unless I've gained the magical ability to increase the length of the day by 6 hours or something).
Wow, the Linux freaks on this boards sure are in a place to talk. Lessee, "Slashdot: News for nerds". Um, "nerds". And you guys are proud of this. What does that say about you?
I think the flamers on this thread are more pissed that I play games and still get the pussy, while they're spanking it to midget porn.
People, get your collective heads out of your asses and don't be so naive......The article was a lie. Seth Schiesel (aka Amis ingame) harbored a grudge over an AO article I picked apart nearly a year back. His writing has the flow of an 8th grade essay and structure to match. You know the Times has to be hurting for talent and news when they make a post about a video game.
Really people, log off your super admin whatever Linux geek shit for a sec and think about it. Take a good hard look at your own hobbies and think about it again. Let's see: you spend all day arguing about Windows versus Linux on what it by far the nerdiest webpage in existence, based on what I've read so far today.
Look at the news post icons, look at the topics. Fuck man, look at yourself.
this is me: http://www2.milwaukee.k12.wi.us/juneau/RickS.JPG
Now post your pics. The people flaming me are the ones I used to beat up in high school an