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  1. TPF has been delayed, not cancelled on Shortlist of Possible ET Addresses · · Score: 3, Informative

    As Michael Griffin explains in Griffin Builds Hopes For Terrestrial Planet Finder And Hubble Rescue Missions.

    The short reason is that the Crew Exploration Vehicle takes priority.

  2. Re:What a shame on Toy Story 3 Scrapped · · Score: 1

    Toy Story 3: Electric Dungarees

  3. Re:Great... but on Vista To Get Symlinks? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Multiple streams are an absurdity. "Ok contestants, repeat after me: 'A file is a variable-length array of bytes.'" Steve Jobs: "A file is two variable-length arrays of bytes." BZZT. "Sorry Steve, thanks for playing." Bill Gates: "A file is N variable-length arrays of bytes." BZZT. "Whoops Bill, that's a directory. Looks like you're out too! Join us next week on 'Who wants to be an architect!'"

    Reparse points are more commonly known in the UNIX community as 'mount points.'

  4. All? on The 'DOS Ain't Done 'til Lotus Won't Run' Myth · · Score: 1

    We've all heard the story of Microsoft's battle cry of "DOS ain't done till Lotus won't run"

    From the article:

    Kapor was kind enough to put me in touch with some old Lotus people he knew. And they all corroborated the story: "It's an interesting myth, and one I've heard about in general terms, although I've never heard the specific quote before.

    Me neither.

    Who is this 'we' of which you speak?

  5. Re:Frankly, I don't care about building Java. on Ant - The Definitive Guide · · Score: 1
    The build system is an intricate network is shell scripts and recursive makefiles. ... I'd love to replace it; I've gone out actively looking for something better --- and I've failed. Any suggestions?
    1. Keep using make
    2. Use included makefiles instead of recursive makes. See Recursive Make Considered Harmful
    3. You can of course specify the build commands individually for each target. However you can also make per-target modifications to implicit rules using e.g. '+=' syntax (you are using GNU make, aren't you?)
    4. You'll need to run the .d files through some heavy scripting, but you can get them to behave in the presence of generated files
  6. Re:Mobile network switched off... on Six Bomb Blasts Around Central London · · Score: 1

    The mobile networks are disabled to public numbers, to prevent remote detonation.

    A very common misinterpretation. In emergencies, mobile networks are reprioritised for emergency workers, at the expense of ordinary people and (one might say especially) journalists.

    See Crypto-Gram: February 15, 2005 - Comments From Readers - Shutting Down the GPS/Cell Network. Scroll down a bit.

  7. Re:So... why a ring? on Space Ring Could Combat Global Warming · · Score: 1
    • The disk is continuously under solar pressure. This "disk" is essentially acting as a solar sail!

    Solar pressure is just another inverse-square force, just like gravity. It will move the apparent Larangian point for an affected body towards the sun. But it won't completely destabilise the orbit.

  8. Here's my suggestion... on Microsoft Scales Down Palladium · · Score: 1, Funny

    Windows YP - Why Purchase?

  9. Re:Dupe of a dupe on Regulators Lose Piracy Battle · · Score: 2, Funny
    Dupe of a dupe

    Which would make this story ... tripe.

  10. Re:Great news! on Cassini-Huygens Reaches Orbit Around Saturn · · Score: 5, Funny
    I submitted a story about this at 7 am, but it got rejected.. go figure.

    STANDARDISED SLASHDOT SUBMISSION ANALYSIS FORM

    CONTENT: Does the submission contain:

    Blatant anti-Microsoft bias? No
    Blatant anti-MPAA/RIAA bias? No
    Use of the word 'virii'? No

    Score: 0

    NEWSWORTHINESS: Is the story:

    Topical? Yes
    Timely? Yes

    Score (must be 3 or more): 2

    FINAL CHANCE: Is it a dupe? No

    Status: *REJECTED*

    (plonk!)

  11. Just ask Google! on Our Friend, The Meter · · Score: 1
  12. Re:False Alarm on SELEX at Fermilab Discovers New Particle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aha! Heineken touches the particles other beers don't reach.

  13. Old news for real nerds on Inventor of Low Tech Fridge Wins Award · · Score: 1

    Mohammed Bah Abba received his Rolex Award For Enterprise on September 27, 2000. Here is the Scientific American write up from November 2000.

  14. Re:Complexity not always a good thing on Second Test of X-43A Scramjet Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    The danger here is that the darn thing will carry all of these systems and have no capacity left over for payload.

    Most rocket-only launch systems are multi-stage, most notably the Saturn V but also the Shuttle.

    Part of the reason is that bell nozzle rocket engines are most efficient only within a limited altitude range. One viable SSTO (Single Stage To Orbit) engine is the aerospike, however NASA canceled Lockheed Martin's aerospike project, the X-33, a few years ago. There are other such projects.

    But back to scramjets - a launch system including jet stages might still require multiple engines, but would likely carry less oxidant and fuel.

  15. Excuse me but: on Java SDK 1.5 'Tiger' Beta Finally Released · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. The type checking is much weaker than what? It is perfectly strong at runtime.
    2. Verifying the correctness of any program in any Turing-complete language is in general impossible
    3. The reusability "argument" of OOP is rubbish too.
    4. The abovementioned problems are nonsense and as such create nothing. In addition, the banking sector is not universally regarded as sensible.
    5. You must be thinking of C++ templates which are (1) Turing complete and (2, coincidentally) are a significant burden to the compiler and linker. Java's generics are neither. They are a simple syntactic sugar for type casting. C++ with templates is still LALR(1)/Context-free/Chomsky type 2. Chomsky hierarchy has nothing whatsoever to do with secure correctness checking. If a language is Turing complete, there is in general nothing you can prove about it's programs.
    6. In my limited experience with Lisp's authorities, they encourage much and discourage little. Provide a citation please.
  16. Re:not to nitpick on 20 Years of Virii · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or as they say at What's the Plural of `Virus'?

    Virii is still completely silly, so don't do that; otherwise, everyone will know you're just a blathering script kiddie.

    Viva la prescience.

  17. Re:"Plutino" is not a nickname on Another Big Kuiper Belt Object Found · · Score: 1
    If you had bothered to read the article. You would discover that there is no reporting mistake. All of this is very clearly spelled out in the article.

    I have this theory. We point out mistakes here, and the BBC reporter changes the article. Let's try again shall we? Quoting the BBC:

    The object is about 570 km across, making it one of the largest bodies of its kind found in modern times.

    570km (350 miles) isn't all that big for an EKO. 2003 VS2's actual size is 904km (561 miles).

  18. "Plutino" is not a nickname on Another Big Kuiper Belt Object Found · · Score: 5, Informative
    It's a reporting mistake.

    All objects in 3:2 orbital resonance with Neptune are classified as plutinos, after the largest known such object, Pluto.

  19. Galileo's revenge? on Mystery Spot on Jupiter Baffles Astronomers · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that's what happens when you plunge a plutonium-powered space probe into a gas giant...

  20. Re:Dangerous from a legal perspective on Paul Graham: Filters that Fight Back · · Score: 2, Funny

    Naturally it would be an honour to oblige. Please send your bank account details and I will arrange the financial transfer immediately. Sincerest regards, His Excellency The Very Reverend Hon. Chief Magistrate of Nigeria, Busta Dagin

  21. Densest dupe plasma ever observed on Hottest, Densest Matter Ever Observed · · Score: 2, Funny
    So-called researchers at Slashdot.org recently created the densest dupe plasma ever observed. "We have been duplicating articles and injecting them into the website at ever-increasing speeds", CmdrTaco stated. Our user community is having incredible trouble keeping up with the load, he added.

    "We duplicate an article, boost the hype up to about the level of Iraqi WMD propaganda, and fire it at our readers". The community then injects a steady stream of complaints, boosting the tedium to mind-numbing levels.

    Not all Slashdotters were so enthusiastic. "It's old news", said one. "They managed five in one day last April. I think they're scraping the bottom quark of the barrel with this announcement."