Hottest, Densest Matter Ever Observed
meitsjustme writes "Experiments at the Brookhaven National Laboratory have created the hottest, densest matter ever observed, recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe, scientists announced today."
Until now the densest matter has been between my boss' ears.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Based on recent news, it is pretty obvious that this dense and hot matter is inside the heads of the SCO lawyers.
Let me guess, it is a cross between Natalie portman and the SCO board of directors.
Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
The densest matter ever observed has to be G.W. Bush's brain :-)
Pictures here ;)
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Ummm...
Closing In On The Quark-Gluon Plasma
...my pancakes.
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The previous records for most dense mass are:1, 2 and 3 the rest of the list can be found here: with details here
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The linked article is kind of high-level and sketchy on details. Some questions come to mind:
Maybe someone knows a URL for the 3 preprint PDFs going to Phys Rev Lett?
"Provided by the management for your protection."
This definitely reminds me of a blonde chick I once knew....
<ducks>Hottest, Densest Matter Ever Observed
May the blonde jokes commence!
Healthcare article at Kuro5hin
this same news was also on yesterdays slashdot. The editors needs to check their stories prior to publishing this type of repeate.
It isn't a lie if you belive it.
Hmm, I wonder if they will make this discovery again tomorrow! Maybe they've discovered a time rift?!
BLeh
Der Tod ist der einzige Weg hier raus!
usually comes out of my ass the morning after Cinco de Mayo.
Do you have a friend or relative that would be interested in work for Black Mesa?
Please keep in my that my ADHD keeps me a little scatter brained and I sometimes can't focus long enough to
If it's so dense, why doesn't the matter just fuse together? I mean, the whole point of the "nuclear" part in thermonuclear reactions is to get the hydrogen atoms hot enough and dense enough to fuse.
I could have sworn the hottest (girl who is a friend opinion, not mine) and densest (my opinion) matter in the universe was That australian actor guy. Married Nicole Kidman i think.. that one.
Do you ever find yourself humming the MacGuyver theme song? Then you my friend, are a true nerd.
There is news of the same thing at Closing in on the Quark-Gluon Plasma
You'd think that with the subscriptions they'd have decided to let subscribers press something like a "dupe" button, but they don't.
of Athlon overclocking stories on slashdot!
What if they accidently create an earth-eating black-hole or something? I remember hearing how sloppy they used to be with nuclear research when it was new.
Table-ized A.I.
Uh, no. I'm an Australian citizen, and thus not qualified to vote in US elections.
Yup, blondes fit the bill perfectly.
"We duplicate an article, boost the hype up to about the level of Iraqi WMD propaganda, and fire it at our readers". The community then injects a steady stream of complaints, boosting the tedium to mind-numbing levels.
Not all Slashdotters were so enthusiastic. "It's old news", said one. "They managed five in one day last April. I think they're scraping the bottom quark of the barrel with this announcement."
Drink a case of beer then eat a ton of taco bell.
Have the scientests come to your bathroom the next morning.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
"recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe"
Hopefully they aren't gunning for "Universe Conception" or we're all fscked.
Ok, yeah I'm bored senseless today.
One of these days, some scientist is going to make something like this similar to this story and instead of just being able to see the results on a electron-microscope, he is going to destroy either A) The planet earth, B) Our entire soloar system, C) Our entire Galaxy or D) He'll destroy the entire universe.
It'll go somethin like this..
Scientist at Black Mesa - "Hemmmm, I wonder if I tweak this and try to fuse these two quarks togeth.." *****BOOOOOOM****** **SHWOOOOOSH*** BILLIONS OF GALAXIES destroyed in PICO-SECONDS.
Modesty is one of life's greatest attributes
Ripper!
I mean.... really? Quarks don't kill people! People with Quarks kill people!!!!