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All of those achievements are BUTTS, I say! Where are the WEIRD ones? Like the 1 point achievement for beating Bullet Witch on HELL difficulty? Or the 0 point achievement you get for falling down a damn manhole five times in a row in TMNT Arcade?
And what kind of buttass list has multiple achievements from THE SAME GAME in it? Piss and piffle!
I used to run PSP (Paintshop Pro) on my PS2 (IBM PS2 Model 70).
Yeah, I've been burned by Sony's shitty hardware too many times. A $650 Mavica, $300 PS2, $200 PSX, $450 DVD player, all with dead drives, all purchased brand new... so even though I'm still pissed at Nintendo about the Gamecube NIC, AKA the $35 paperweight, I'd still rather get a DS. Gimmick Gadget! Touch screen, wireless linking, dual cart slots, and built-in junk. At least I'll still be able to play the same copy of Mario Kart Super Circuit that I've been playing for years, all the while putting off getting x-new game.
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I'll just have my famous genius scientist leave me a super robot hidden in a cavern behind a waterfall in x-country, and somehow come up with teams of engineers to repair and reload the mega-alloy missile punch manipulators after I save the Earth from humanoid alien invaders each Saturday morning. Let's fighting!
My early experience with computers was terrible at best. I was allowed to mess around with proprietary dummy terminals and other systems that have no modern legacy. I had a computer class in 1st grade, 1984, and I think the system I was on was a TRaSh-80 of some sort. My uncle let me borrow a TRS-80 BL2 for a while, but I barely learned anything from it. A book of basic programs isn't a textbook.
In 3rd grade, I had another class, where I used Apple ][ systems, and occasionally the Apple ][ GS by the teacher's desk. Learned nothing from Truck Driver, Number Munchers, or Carmen Sandiego. I still can't remember how to reboot an Apple from the keyboard. So much for school. In 9th grade, I had a communication technology class, but we did little but mess with a plotter and Car Builder. In 10th grade, I had a computer class with Win3fW systems, and I learned how to use Excel... not that I can remember any of the cell codes. In 12th grade, I was finally permitted to take Electronics. TWO. Not Electronics 1! The entire class failed. The teacher retired (but should have been fired).
I got my first computer in October of 1998. An AMD K6-2 300, Win98, 32MB of ram, a 2MB 2D video card, and a 56K modem. I've learned everything I know about computers since then, on my own, and most of that was before Wikipedia and Google. Learning by doing is easily the best, if you have access to decent equipment, and a teacher/geek/friend who isn't a damn moron to help you out.
I dunno, I'm kinda rambling. In summary, my entire contact with computers before actually owning one taught me next to nothing about them. If you want to teach a kid, give them an OS they can't break, and a straightforward GUI without a special theme. Some people freak out when you change the color scheme on their system. "What happened to Windows?!" Rolleyes.
Hmm. From what I can discern, Windows "sux" because you can absolutely ruin it if you're stupid enough. Nix doesn't exactly present its delicate parts to the average moron user, so it's harder to kill... Same for Apple's offerings, right?
You know, if you put antifreeze in the oil reservoir, your engine will die. It's not the manufacturer's fault.
If they somehow decide that fees should be payed to use Steam for whatever reason, people aren't stupid, they will leave and so would I.
People are most certainly stupid. Do you think the diehard HL/CS camp would greatly protest paying $5 or so per month to play games through Steam?
"Hay, it's cheaper than those stupied mmolololwtf games"
With somebody else's phone. Too bad the number for time and temperature in Tokyo seems to have changed. It used to be (direct dial from the USA) 90113117969900
Consists of removing a left parenthesis and a word from viewtopic.php. It was a simple fix that took maybe five minutes of reading at PHPBB's message board to discover. Or you could have just updated your board to the current version.
http://www.phpbb.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=240513
I don't know, is it too hard to middle-click links in Mozilla? I mean, come on, it's not like most internet users don't have incentive to browse one-handed.
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All of those achievements are BUTTS, I say! Where are the WEIRD ones? Like the 1 point achievement for beating Bullet Witch on HELL difficulty? Or the 0 point achievement you get for falling down a damn manhole five times in a row in TMNT Arcade?
And what kind of buttass list has multiple achievements from THE SAME GAME in it? Piss and piffle!
I used to run PSP (Paintshop Pro) on my PS2 (IBM PS2 Model 70). Yeah, I've been burned by Sony's shitty hardware too many times. A $650 Mavica, $300 PS2, $200 PSX, $450 DVD player, all with dead drives, all purchased brand new... so even though I'm still pissed at Nintendo about the Gamecube NIC, AKA the $35 paperweight, I'd still rather get a DS. Gimmick Gadget! Touch screen, wireless linking, dual cart slots, and built-in junk. At least I'll still be able to play the same copy of Mario Kart Super Circuit that I've been playing for years, all the while putting off getting x-new game.
He slew his father, the previous Spam (potted meat product) King, and assumed the throne with none the wiser.
Oh come on, with an 8-track player in your dashboard, nobody by the most hard-up audiophile would steal your stereo. Bring them back!
VENTILATE YOUR CAROTID ARTERY FOR FASTER OXYGENATION!
From Frank R, of Rhode Island: "I was a busy, on-the-go executive, with no time for breathing. All this breathing and osmosis and hemoglobin is too slow! There has to be a better way! And there is! Thank you, Rustyblunt! Now I have all the time I need to rest in my office while reading the same page of the newspaper for hours until my secretary walks in to find my mutilated corpse!"
From Cynthia S. of Rhode Island: "Oh my god, somebody call 911! Oh god, oh god! Help! There's blood all ovTHANK YOU RUSTYBLUNT BRAND VESSEL ACCESS SYSTEMS!"
Home demonstrations of out Rustyblunt brand vessel access systems are available at no cost to the consumer!
To be removed from this list, please send a blank email to stabmeintheneck@awesomeproducts.tv
I'll just have my famous genius scientist leave me a super robot hidden in a cavern behind a waterfall in x-country, and somehow come up with teams of engineers to repair and reload the mega-alloy missile punch manipulators after I save the Earth from humanoid alien invaders each Saturday morning. Let's fighting!
My early experience with computers was terrible at best. I was allowed to mess around with proprietary dummy terminals and other systems that have no modern legacy. I had a computer class in 1st grade, 1984, and I think the system I was on was a TRaSh-80 of some sort. My uncle let me borrow a TRS-80 BL2 for a while, but I barely learned anything from it. A book of basic programs isn't a textbook.
In 3rd grade, I had another class, where I used Apple ][ systems, and occasionally the Apple ][ GS by the teacher's desk. Learned nothing from Truck Driver, Number Munchers, or Carmen Sandiego. I still can't remember how to reboot an Apple from the keyboard. So much for school. In 9th grade, I had a communication technology class, but we did little but mess with a plotter and Car Builder. In 10th grade, I had a computer class with Win3fW systems, and I learned how to use Excel... not that I can remember any of the cell codes. In 12th grade, I was finally permitted to take Electronics. TWO. Not Electronics 1! The entire class failed. The teacher retired (but should have been fired).
I got my first computer in October of 1998. An AMD K6-2 300, Win98, 32MB of ram, a 2MB 2D video card, and a 56K modem. I've learned everything I know about computers since then, on my own, and most of that was before Wikipedia and Google. Learning by doing is easily the best, if you have access to decent equipment, and a teacher/geek/friend who isn't a damn moron to help you out.
I dunno, I'm kinda rambling. In summary, my entire contact with computers before actually owning one taught me next to nothing about them. If you want to teach a kid, give them an OS they can't break, and a straightforward GUI without a special theme. Some people freak out when you change the color scheme on their system. "What happened to Windows?!" Rolleyes.
Hmm. From what I can discern, Windows "sux" because you can absolutely ruin it if you're stupid enough. Nix doesn't exactly present its delicate parts to the average moron user, so it's harder to kill... Same for Apple's offerings, right?
You know, if you put antifreeze in the oil reservoir, your engine will die. It's not the manufacturer's fault.
If they somehow decide that fees should be payed to use Steam for whatever reason, people aren't stupid, they will leave and so would I. People are most certainly stupid. Do you think the diehard HL/CS camp would greatly protest paying $5 or so per month to play games through Steam? "Hay, it's cheaper than those stupied mmolololwtf games"
...until some political undesirables are directed into a fiery death. "The bridge around this blind corner is NOT out. Please proceed quickly."
With somebody else's phone. Too bad the number for time and temperature in Tokyo seems to have changed. It used to be (direct dial from the USA) 90113117969900
Consists of removing a left parenthesis and a word from viewtopic.php. It was a simple fix that took maybe five minutes of reading at PHPBB's message board to discover. Or you could have just updated your board to the current version. http://www.phpbb.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=240513
Yeah, somebody like Infogrames. Oops, too late.
Genius is often misunderstood if not feared. Also, the phone have started to ring.
I don't know, is it too hard to middle-click links in Mozilla? I mean, come on, it's not like most internet users don't have incentive to browse one-handed.
Yeah, dancing without a permit there is illegal too, but according to the city, TAPPING YOUR FOOT is dancing.