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Goddamn right! Like we in the Marine Corps use to say: don't ask, don't tell but if you do we'll ass-rape you in the latrine with a broom-stick.
Do you think I oughtta mail the prez and ask for a pardon if the brits jail me? I'm telling you again, I did not touch that sweet little girl!
8/7-8/10? Dang, I'm gonna miss it 'cos they'll ship me to UK before that!
Anyway, these krauts aren't too bad, you know? They gave me a laptop with an interweb connection. It even came with my favourite chatline!
I just wanna tell all you people on the interweb that I did not lay my hands on that little minx. She told me she was 19 and she's got the looks too.
Now I'm sitting in my cell here in Germany and I hear they're gonna ship me to UK soon. This fucking sucks!
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Goddamn right! Like we in the Marine Corps use to say: don't ask, don't tell but if you do we'll ass-rape you in the latrine with a broom-stick.
Do you think I oughtta mail the prez and ask for a pardon if the brits jail me? I'm telling you again, I did not touch that sweet little girl!
8/7-8/10? Dang, I'm gonna miss it 'cos they'll ship me to UK before that!
Anyway, these krauts aren't too bad, you know? They gave me a laptop with an interweb connection. It even came with my favourite chatline!
I just wanna tell all you people on the interweb that I did not lay my hands on that little minx. She told me she was 19 and she's got the looks too.
Now I'm sitting in my cell here in Germany and I hear they're gonna ship me to UK soon. This fucking sucks!