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Blinkenlights @ Chaos Communication Camp 2003

cavac writes "From 07.-10. August, we from the Chaos Computer Club have another Chaos Communication Camp. Please be sure to visit us at the BlinkenArea, a place where we show the newest projects and technology derived of Blinkenlights, the famous installation on Berlin's 'House of the Teacher'."

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  1. Das Blinkenlights by DJPenguin · · Score: 5, Funny

    ACHTUNG!!!

    Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen
    der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht
    fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands
    in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!!

    -- UNIX fortune(6)

    1. Re:Das Blinkenlights by jpsst34 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Google:
      The machine is not fur gefingerpoken and mittengrabben. Easy snatches if that is jumping work, blowenfusen and corkenpoppen with sharpen-park. Is not fur trades by the dummkopfen. The rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in pockets. Relaxen and vatch blinkenlights!!!

      Babelfish: The machine is not fur gefingerpoken and mittengrabben. Easy snatches if that is jumping work, blowenfusen and corkenpoppen with sharpen-park. Is not fur trades by the dummkopfen. The rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in pockets. Relaxen and vatch blinkenlights!!!

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    2. Re:Das Blinkenlights by jpsst34 · · Score: 1

      In other words, "Who's doin' what, now?"

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    3. Re:Das Blinkenlights by arvindn · · Score: 2, Funny
      There's also a corollary:
      This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
    4. Re:Das Blinkenlights by kelceylehrich · · Score: 1

      For those that dont know german he said (I only took 2 years in HS so this is kinda rough): "the machines is not for finger poking and hand grabing. its easy to break springs, blow fuses and pop corks with sparks flying. its not to be done by dumb heads. rubberneck, sight seeing and keepyour hands in your pockets, its good. Relax and watch the blinking lights

    5. Re:Das Blinkenlights by absolut_kurant · · Score: 1

      must've been a really strange german course *grins* 'cause the original post ain't german either ;)

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      Yes.
    6. Re:Das Blinkenlights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like you thought it was German and the translation was funny. Which means you missed the real joke.

    7. Re:Das Blinkenlights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and also, the fact is that i don't know german and can still read and laugh at it (the original parent and the google/babelfish translation), while you were trying to make sense of it. i doubt the parent was trying to actually make sense of it with google and babelfish, but merely extending the joke. what you did was say, "That was the punchline, you laugh differently, so i will point that out." Which I guess is okay in it's own way, although retarded.

  2. BlinkenArea, sans SSL: by llamalicious · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:BlinkenArea, sans SSL: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got it backwards. The CCC offers HTTPS for a reason. The article should read:

      "From 07.-10. August, we from the Chaos Computer Club have another Chaos Communication Camp. Please be sure to visit us at the BlinkenArea, a place where we show the newest projects and technology derived of Blinkenlights, the famous installation on Berlin's 'House of the Teacher'."

    2. Re:BlinkenArea, sans SSL: by llamalicious · · Score: 1

      Oh... my bad. Thought a direct SSL link from /.'s homepage might suck for the end user.

      Nevermind then.
      Ok everybody, back to DDoS'ing the SSL link.

      Thanks for the update.

  3. slashdot by dema · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So is slashdot news for nerds or advertisment for nerds? I find it easy to get mixed up at times.

  4. BlnkenWars by te+amo · · Score: 2, Informative

    telnet www.blinkenlights.nl

    1. Re:BlnkenWars by double-oh+three · · Score: 0

      Hehe, someone had massive amounts of time on their hands. Starwars- The Empire Texts back

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    2. Re:BlnkenWars by pldms · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool. And I'm connected using ipv6. Like the future ... but with ascii animation.

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  5. Sounds like trouble... by amishgeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Im sorry officer! I was just playing pong on that building over there with my mobile phone and I didnt see that car in front of me... What? That guy was playing pong too??!?!?!?

    1. Re:Sounds like trouble... by deman1985 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone did get in trouble for the display being distracting... I'd be tempted to try something like that in my office if I wasn't afraid I would get a call on the cell phone in the middle of the night telling me that I caused an accident and I'm being sued

    2. Re:Sounds like trouble... by I+Love+Soup · · Score: 1

      It was on one side of the building facing Alexanderplatz. It's a big square, and so there are no cars. From here was the best view.

      Drivers on the street that pass in front of the building could only see it for a few seconds when they were right in front of it and also looking up. I doubt it was much of a distraction to them.

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      - Soup is really good.
    3. Re:Sounds like trouble... by moeffju · · Score: 1

      To me, that seems as if you both lost, even though you did not "miss" "the ball".

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  6. Going camping? Don't forget your 21'' monitor by arcanumas · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I took the picture from this site. I will show it to my friends and tell them "If you ever see me going to camping with a computer and a 21'' monitor, shoot me."

    Seriously, i too love computer gatherings but isn't going to camping a little too much? (I think there is also a Userfriendly comic strip with this subject.)
    I just don't understand why it is cool to do a Pc/Hacking gathering in a tent.. maybe i am getting old..

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    1. Re:Going camping? Don't forget your 21'' monitor by Trigun · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought all gamers hated campers?

    2. Re:Going camping? Don't forget your 21'' monitor by jpsst34 · · Score: 1

      Well, it can't be all gamers, becuase those who camp are also gamers, right? But most gamers hate campers. See?

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      How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
    3. Re:Going camping? Don't forget your 21'' monitor by andreas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hey, we've been doing this since before slashdot existed. And the point of an open-air gathering is that you actually get some sun and oxygen, without getting Internet withdrawal symptoms after a day.

    4. Re:Going camping? Don't forget your 21'' monitor by christoph_s · · Score: 1

      Reid Fleming (of the CdC) was at the last camp (1999) and seems to have enjoyed it: http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-0375.html

    5. Re:Going camping? Don't forget your 21'' monitor by pavon · · Score: 1

      No, I don't see any appeal in having a lan party in the woods myself. Having crates of random junk in the backroom / trunk for spur of the moment inspired projects is half the fun.

      However I would not say that camping and computers don't mix. I love backpacking for weeks on end. Now generaly I have never taken a computer (or anything like it) on these, because getting away from that stuff is half the point. But I have this idea in the back of my mind for if I ever get totally burt out of working - preplanning for a mid-life crises you might say.

      Here it is: I get a seasonal job during the winter(say ski instructer) and save up as much money as I can. Then I pick up my laptop and backpack and head off into the woods for the other 8 months of the year, and just hike around and write free code. I would only have to come into town every couple weeks to get food, which could be pretty cheap.

      The only snag I see with this is that it wouldn't be too smart to do it on your own, in case of an accident. I thought an online bultin board where people could meet up with people for treks would be usefull. Then just stay in an established trail-head camp for weeks when I couldn't get someone to join me.

      oup, enough day dreaming - back to work

  7. Not just Blinkenlights... by andreas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Chaos Communication Camp will also host the Gimp Developers Conference, and a meeting of the Discordian Section of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus (that's Lisp hackers, for the uninitiated).

    I'll bring my Lisp Machine, complete with Space Cadet keyboard.

    1. Re:Not just Blinkenlights... by cavac · · Score: 1

      You bring your LISP-machine? GREAT! Where will i find you?

      --
      Look, this thing is totally safe! Built it myself, you know. You just press that button like this and then turn that lev
    2. Re:Not just Blinkenlights... by andreas · · Score: 1

      Somewhere in the main hack tent. I'll try to bring a Lambda flag.

  8. Blinkense.cx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mplayer -vo aa hello.mpg

  9. I can see it now... by deman1985 · · Score: 2, Funny

    First this little office building... Next it will be a whole city block... Pretty soon I'll be able to play games from my private jet with my mile-diagonal screen on the ground...

    1. Re:I can see it now... by cavac · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, we DO live in the space-age. And the astronouts on ISS are getting bored on their extended missions ;-)

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      Look, this thing is totally safe! Built it myself, you know. You just press that button like this and then turn that lev
  10. signen zie papers by Technogeek5000 · · Score: 1

    "I can't signen zie papers you've broken my fingers..." Should I trust the security certificate from a hacker site?...Windows XP (gasp a windows user on /.!) prompted me and asked if it should trust them, I'm guess its ok, but I have this policy about handing my house keys to self-proclaimed burglars...

    1. Re:signen zie papers by cavac · · Score: 1

      > Should I trust the security certificate from a hacker site? Thats the point: You shouldn't. At the congress i once even saw a certificate sign by "You have been hacked, Inc." or something like that :-)

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      Look, this thing is totally safe! Built it myself, you know. You just press that button like this and then turn that lev
  11. Please note: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    All www.ccc.de URLs are available over HTTPS. Encrypt all communication whenever possible, not just when you deem the content important enough to prevent eavesdropping.

  12. Blinkenlights is evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every 12.4 seconds brief subliminal messages are displayed in the Blinkenlights display. Some, not all, of them were captured using high speed video:

    Obey

    Marry and Reproduce

    Consume
    This is exactly how Sarah Conner saw it starting.

    1. Re:Blinkenlights is evil. by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Sorry, wrong movie :) But the correct one was also fram james cameron

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    2. Re:Blinkenlights is evil. by straybullets · · Score: 1


      work.
      consume.
      die.

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      With that aggravating beauty, Lulu Walls.
  13. Dang by Toby+Studabaker · · Score: 1, Funny

    8/7-8/10? Dang, I'm gonna miss it 'cos they'll ship me to UK before that!

  14. Euro-English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as Euro - English (Euro for short).

    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm.

    In the sekond year, the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place.

  15. 2600 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    They also made the winter 2003 cover of 2600 - Hacker Quarterly

  16. Vive blinkenlights ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their installation during the Paris' "Nuit Blanche 2002" on one of the national library towers were just great !

    Big tetris with wifi ont a building :o)

    Anybody got picture of this ?

  17. I know I was swerving officer.. by Technogeek5000 · · Score: 1

    I know I was swerving officer, but really I'm not drunk, you see my crack pipe got hot and then I dropped it, so as I was picking that up my loaded 9mm slipped out, and I had to bend down for that. Before I knew it I was over the centerline, but really you gotta believe me I haven't benn drinking, If my Parole officer hears I was drinking I'm in big trouble.

  18. I have absolutely nothing to say by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've been waiting 20 minutes for a meeting to start, and I managed to commandeer an unattended computer with a Net connection for a minute.

    This article has made my day. Hell, it reminds me of the time my uncle gave me a few bucks to design a "switch simulator." I cleaned out the LED supplies at 4 Radio shacks, and assembled a psuedo-random blinking light pattern. He needed something to fill in an empty rack at the data center.

    For kicks it included a voice recorder chip, and speed adjust. A miracle what can be accomplished with a few NAND chips, NOR chips, a BCD counter, and a whole lot of solder.

    Hint for kids trying this at home, tie the LED's to the supply (+), and let the discreet components open the return (-) part of the circuit. 60 LEDs consume a surpisingly large amount of current. Forrest E. Mims is your friend...

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  19. Sorrey by termos · · Score: 1

    It's at the same date as Assembly, so I can't attend.

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  20. OT dash underlined links by paradesign · · Score: 1

    how is this done, i looked at the source and i cant figure it out. is this an XML thing? am i missing something?

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  21. "House of the teacher"? by nikolas · · Score: 1

    Since when do we translate names? I mean, nice, but it certainly isnt helpful if you are asking for directions.

  22. Also present: The OpenBSD SummerCamp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Announcing the OpenBSD presence during the CCC SummerCamp 2003(*)

    (*) which will now be refered to as 'OpenBSD SummerCamp 2003'

    All info on http://eurobsd.org/SummerCamp2003/

    Hello,

    You might remember us from such mishaps and hangovers like HAL 2001,
    (see http://www.eurobsd.org/hal2001/), Libre Software Meeting and
    LinuxTag... Wel, we are at it again.

    OpenBSD will be present at the CCC SummerCamp 2003 in Paulshof, a small district of the city of Altlandsberg near Berlin, Germany.

    (more info: http://www.ccc.de/camp/2003/index.en.html)

    We'll be providing a roof over the head for any OpenBSD user or developer
    interested spending 4 days in a field near Berlin. Available are tent space
    for hacking, a seperate dark/silent tent for sleeping and lots of opportunities
    to go skinny dipping in a nearby lake. We've been garanteed by Mr Muhammed
    Saeed al-Sahaf that there will be, and I repeat, no rain this year
    (contrary to HAL 2 years ago). In any case, we have 140 m^2 tentspace
    to keep us out of rain *and* sun. And a stocked fridge with Gulden Draak.

    If you are interested in attending this event, please register first with
    the SummerCamp organizers using https://register.camp.ccc.de/

    Second step is to register your presence in the BSD Tent, using the
    web form at http://eurobsd.org/SummerCamp2003/register.html

  23. Re: Blinklichter by tjack · · Score: 0

    Seutfz... es ist wohl nicht leicht, wenn man kein deutsch spricht, und auch keinen anstaendigen Uebersetzer zur Hand hat ;-)

    Von einem langjaehrigen CCC Unterstuetzer!

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  24. it's were it's at by straybullets · · Score: 1

    Blinkenlights ROCK !!!
    it's just great !

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    With that aggravating beauty, Lulu Walls.