User: FireHotQuotesTroll

~hI~

On: SCO Targets US Government, TiVo

EvRy1 KnOwS ThAt I'M ShY
AnD I CouLd BaRlEy EvEr ApPrOaCh A GUy
BuT i WaNNa FiNd A wAy 2 GeT u 2 NoTiCE Me
AnD i WaNna GeT WhiT u, As u CaN SeE!!

~GigGlEz~

On: SCO Wants $699 for Linux Systems

StRuTiN OuR StUff
ShAkIn OuR BoOtYiEz
Me n My GiRlZ
R LiL CuTiEz

~GigGlEz~

On: Frontal Assault Shows Impressive Assets

i Do BeLeiVe DaT GoD aBoVe
CrEaTeD Me FoR Ya To LuV
He PiKeD Ya OuT MoNg Da ReSt
CuZ He KnOs iD LuV Ya Da BeSt

~hI~

On: MPAA Opens Anti-filesharing Website

..WhEn A gUrL LoVeZ a GuY..
..ThE SwEeTeSt ThiNg iN ThE wOrLd..
..iS 2 HeAr HiM AdMiT ThAt He TrEaSuReZ hEr..

~giGgLeZ~

On: Garmin iQue 3600

4GeT THe TiMeS u WaLKeD By
4GeT THe TiMeS u MaDe Me CRy
4GeT THe TiMe u HeLD My HaND
4GeT THe SWeeT THiNGS iF i CaN
I cAn No LoNgEr PrEtEnD
I GoTTa ReMeMBeR NoW uR JuST My FRieND.

~hI~

On: Citizens' Protection in Federal Databases Act Introduced

ReMeMbEr mY nAmE
ReMeMbEr My FaCe
CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy
ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe

~hI~

On: The Failures Of Desktop Linux

I DoNt LiKe U CuZ Ur NiCe
I DoNt LiKe U CuZ Ur PoP
I LiKe U CuZ Ur Da HoTtA ThAtS NoN-StOp

~hI~

On: New Directions In Music Tech At Siggraph

NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM