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SCO Targets US Government, TiVo

An anonymous reader writes "According to SCO, if you have a TiVo set-top box, or those models of Sharp Zaurus which use Linux, someone now owes them $32, since the company wants money 'for each embedded system using Linux.' SCO also says government agencies must pay up to $699 for each copy of Linux that they use."

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  1. I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and fuck SCO!

    1. Re:I own a TiVo... by foooo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I own a TiVo ... and fuck SCO!

      on a regular basis?

      I hope you didn't catch anything, god knows who SCO has been sleeping with.


      ~foooo

    2. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope everyone's pronouncing that sko - and not Ess See OH. I have fond memories of SCO in the mid 80s - but the bastards have corrupted that which was good.

      I own a Tivo - I deal with a bunch of Linux boxes - and I too agree...

      Fuck SCO.

      If someone asks me - I just may tell them that under the GPL granted to me I don't have to tell you how many I'm running.

      Kiss my ASS.

      Fucking stock brokers and lawyers. May you all get what you deserve.

    3. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tru dat

      they need to put the crack pipe down...

    4. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think SCO and the RIAA have no relationship outside of that puny mass of grey matter you call a brain.

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    5. Re:I own a TiVo... by hpavc · · Score: 4, Funny

      agreed, before when sco was trying to make their worthless company worthsomething by threatening people so they would buy them out i wasnt annoyed. but now they are fucking with tivo and that just will not stand.

      i think its time for all the zombies to rise

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    6. Re:I own a TiVo... by brlancer · · Score: 0, Redundant
      I own a TiVo ... and fuck SCO!
      on a regular basis?
      I hope you didn't catch anything, god knows who SCO has been sleeping with.

      SCO's been working to dick more people than Mike Tyson at a beauty pageant. Next year they'll be extorting licensing fees for anyone with an STD because "it all originated with SCO".

      --
      Someone asked if I had patched against MSBlast; I said yes, I installed Linux.
    7. Re:I own a TiVo... by MrSeb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hilary Rosen, obviously.

    8. Re:I own a TiVo... by keepr · · Score: 2, Funny

      SCO has a new Corporate Slogan: "BONZIA!"

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    9. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:I own a TiVo... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny
      now they are fucking with tivo

      Now all SCO needs to do, to really annoy and irritate everybody, is find some beer and pretzel companies who use Linux, and demand license fees.

      --

      They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    11. Re:I own a TiVo... by whorfin · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope you didn't catch anything, god knows who SCO has been sleeping with.

      Well, I'd say based on their behavior, SCO hasn't had any for a while.

      --
      Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!
    12. Re:I own a TiVo... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dammit, if only they'd go after the RIAA. So many problems would be solved.

    13. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA has the brains to get the government on their side. SCO is attacking the government which they need in their corner.

    14. Re:I own a TiVo... by majorflaw · · Score: 1

      I guess it's now safe to assume that SCO will be bringing a massive lawsuit against the US government for these licensing fees. Real smart move. This is funny. SCO has run out of feet to shoot themselves in. I wouldn't want McBride running a lemonaide stand for me.

    15. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone has to clean the jons ;)

    16. Re:I own a TiVo... by 7ex · · Score: 1

      Most probably they've slept with Microsoft. Or has nobody been wondering where they've got all the money for this batle: "SCO vs. the-rest-of-the-World"?

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    17. Re:I own a TiVo... by gujo-odori · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not him, though. He'd want money from everybody who went in there.

    18. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think it's pretty safe. They're *trying* to bend a lot of people over - but they don't seem to be getting anywhere. Hrmm.. kinda reminds me of most of the geek population. ;-)

      -AC

    19. Re:I own a TiVo... by portnux · · Score: 1

      Who has SCO been sleeping with? One hint, it is really really small, and soft. And has the initials Bill Gates.

    20. Re:I own a TiVo... by Salsaman · · Score: 1
      Or maybe they will start charging people for thingy

      But then again, this is Slashdot, so they probably wouldn't get very much...

    21. Re:I own a TiVo... by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      ? A company slogan that translates loosly to "tree"?

    22. Re:I own a TiVo... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHA!

      Yeah, my Linux PDA uses SMP, JFS, and NUMA!!

      I can play Unreal Tournament 2003 on my Zaurus, while I'm running a 2,000,000 transaction per hour SQL database!

      Stop, (hee hee) you're killing me!

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    23. Re:I own a TiVo... by AS400+Hacker · · Score: 1

      There is no wondering about it, Microsoft paid it's $20m in fees without question. I thought it's been obvious from the beginning Gates was funding this whole thing.

    24. Re:I own a TiVo... by JonTurner · · Score: 1

      >>now they are fucking with tivo and that just will not stand.

      Agreed! I rate them "three thumbs down."

    25. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

      SCO has a new Corporate Slogan: "BONZIA!"

      ? A company slogan that translates loosly to "tree"?

      Must be cause they know you can't grep a dead tree

    26. Re:I own a TiVo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      so much Monty Python, so little time

    27. Re:I own a TiVo... by docweasel · · Score: 1

      that thingy skit is so very very funny, but it reminds me of this one that is so very much more appropos: Skit about SCO and stuff and how greedy they are and how upset and huffy all teh 133T linux users are getting over it

    28. Re:I own a TiVo... by wawadave · · Score: 0

      bill gate,s fud has really caused a lot of shit some one should fud him good!

  2. One small point by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "We believe it is necessary for Linux customers to properly license SCO?s [intellectual property] if they are running Linux ? for commercial purposes,?"

    Government agencies, commercial? Watch out orphans you're next, Microsoft is gonna getcha.

    1. Re:One small point by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      Microsoft? Faux pas I obviously meant SCO

    2. Re:One small point by 0racle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Given the history of SCO in this matter so far did you really think that they were going to stick to only attempting to extort those running Linux for commercial purposes? Everyone knows a software company wants those nice government contracts, so why wouldnt SCO try to claim they already have them and just havent been paid.

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      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    3. Re:One small point by roolmarty · · Score: 1

      > Microsoft? Faux pas I obviously meant SCO Well.. perhaps you are right anyway. Didn't MS pay SCO licencing fees? Amazing how well they folded, given their (MS) history.

    4. Re:One small point by blind()side · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You may have meant SCO but what you actually posted may be much closer to truth.

    5. Re:One small point by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh, irony.

      I make myself laugh I don't care about anyone else.

    6. Re:One small point by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      I would never compare SCO to Microsoft. Microsoft actually produces software, SCO exists only to bring frivolous litigation, in an attempt to shake the money tree. Maybe the U.S. Government will send all the assholes at SCO to camp Xray with the rest of the terrorists.

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    7. Re:One small point by Cunk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously MS had an ulterior motive in legitimizing SCO's claims by happily paying those fees. That way everyone can't call them the bad guys if SCO manages to suck the life out of Linux.

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      I am the inventor of the hilarious refrigerator alarm.
  3. Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Blue+Lozenge · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCO reported declines in product and services revenue in the six months ending April 2003 compared to the same period last year. However, those declines were offset by $8 in new licensing revenues.
    Whoa! No wonder they're so desperate for new licensing revenue. :)
    1. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Sim9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now you too can easily pay your expensive $32 license fee, in four easy installments of $8! :P

    2. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Has no-one else noticed the SCO exec's dumping their stock over the weekend?

      They know they'll now be crushed out of existence by this move - hence the selling of stock.

      This is nothing but simple stock fraud.

    3. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ummm

      Where can I buy one o' them there SMP Tivos?

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    4. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by oni1 · · Score: 1

      They seem to think they can become the new Micro$COft overnight?

    5. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Call with in the next 10 minutes and they slash one payment.

    6. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not to mention where can I buy a PDA that is SMP enabled and uses RCU and NUMA architecture?

      How can SCO even think of demanding pay for embedded systems that don't even include the alledged copied code? I think I'm going to do the same, I'm sending a letter to all owners of a toilet demanding them to pay me a fee for each time they flush it since I own the copyright on flush buffer code snippets....

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    7. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by ediron2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Except for this guy, Kevin Skousen... he's exercising an option at $10, if I read this right. What sort of upside does he see and what color is the sky in his world?!

      Incidentally, can someone point me to a better spot that ir.sco.com to see 'SCO exec's dumping their stock over the weekend'... most edgar-ish sites seem to be a month or more behind in reporting compared to this page? Is the 24th the weekend AC meant?!

      Hmm... I despise SCO enough that I'm finally found something journal-worthy... Details for the masses off http://ir.sco.com/edgar.cfm on my /. journal here in a few minutes... who had what # of shares when, etc. Otherwise, it's too much work to dig out a macro-trend for most people to waste all this effort tracking individual SEC filings.

      PS: I propose a different kind of DDOS to the sco pages... lots of legalese asking for clarification of license terms for OpenLinux, FreeDos, BSD, or anything else. The tougher the question, the better. I suspect this is a method (overwork) that Shakespeare would feel applied when he said: First thing, let's kill all the Lawyers. (Henry IV or V?)

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    8. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by epiphani · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Does anyone know if SCO is successfully collecting on this? Is money being made?

      Lets assume that they are. And lets assume they loose the lawsuit, and are proven not to own any Linux code.

      What then? Do those people get their money back? Do they get to sue for extortion? What happens to the SCO execs?

      Many questions, few answers.

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    9. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Enigma2175 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not to mention the fact that the Series 1 Tivos use a 2.2 kernel, and thus would not be subject to any action even if SCO's claims are true. SCO only alleges copied code in 2.4.x kernels. The article made no mention of Tivo, I guess the submitter made the assumption that Tivo would be subject to this.

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      Enigma

    10. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Cramer · · Score: 3, Informative

      The original tivo code base was forked from Linux v2.1! Yes, v2.1. The series2 (and maybe everything now) is based from v2.4.4. I seriously doubt Tivo has anything to worry about as they've made numerous changes to the kernel (scheduling and I/O systems.) Plus, they can always tell SCO to kiss their [censored] and return to 2.1.whatever.

      As much as I hate to be accountable for inciting violence, I think it's time to call for a jehad. Someone go tell Milton, SCO has his stapler!

    11. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by rot26 · · Score: 1

      First thing, let's kill all the Lawyers. (Henry IV or V?)

      Henry VI, Part 2, act 4, sc. 2, l. 76-7

      I believe, in context, he's referring to "language lawyers" but it's a great idea either way.

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      To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
    12. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Pieroxy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You'll notice that the article didn't mention TiVo. So, for once, SCO didn't do/say anything wrong around this extremely specific point.

      For all the rest, they are of course wrong.

    13. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by pbody · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the article:

      "The $32 fee applies to any embedded system regardless of whether it is a Tivo set-top box which uses embedded Linux or some models of the Sharp Zaurus which also use that kernel."

    14. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by jag164 · · Score: 1
      Wow. Absolutely amazing. I saw nothing at www.sec.gov about execs dumping stock last weekend.

      Every director, officer or owner of more than ten percent of a class of equity securities registered under Section 12 of the '34 Act must file with the Commission a statement of ownership regarding such security. The initial filing is on Form 3 and changes are reported on Form 4. The Annual Statement of beneficial ownership of securities is on Form 5. The forms contain information on the reporting person's relationship to the company and on purchases and sales of such equity securities.

      Example

      See, FUD is bad no matter which way it is slung. Now go away before I feed feed you dessert.

    15. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it did: "The $32 fee applies to any embedded system regardless of whether it is a Tivo set-top box which uses embedded Linux or..."

    16. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Mooncaller · · Score: 2, Insightful
      SCO is OWNED by MS.

      The company also turned a profit of $3.7 million in the recent period compared to a $17.6 million net loss for the year-ago period.

      How do you think SCO pulled this off? By selling a single license to MS.

    17. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by saspengiun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Spend your revenue on anti-sco shirts, procceds to benifit open source now legal fund Suck it SCO

    18. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by finallyHasANickname · · Score: 2, Interesting
      First thing, let's kill all the Lawyers. (Henry IV or V?)

      Henry VI, Part 2, act 4, sc. 2, l. 76-7

      I believe, in context, he's referring to "language lawyers" but it's a great idea either way.

      How to you spell "IANAL" in Elizabethan era English? Methinks hell hath no wrath like a yuppie lawyer scorned. Thy legal hassles doth make me shiver fortnight upon fortnight, and bandwidth comes forth not unto me. Lo, for I am neither bestowed nor endowed with Antarctic fowl, nether as they fly--for they fly not!

      ...

      To bait fish withal; if it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced me, and hinder'd me of half a million, laugh'd at my losses, mock'd at my gains, scorn'd my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what's his reason? I am a Penguin. Hath not a Penguin eyes; hath not a Penguin hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer that a SCO luser is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Penguin wrong a SCO luser, what is his humility? revenge. If a SCO luser wrong a penguin, what should his sufferance be by SCO luser example? why revenge. The villainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

    19. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by User8201 · · Score: 1

      Here's a WHOIS phone # you can call...bwahahha:
      801-932-5800

      Have fun and feel free to call in the middle of the night or whenever it's convenient for you!

    20. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Does anyone know if SCO is successfully collecting on this? Is money being made?

      My guess is not. The way that theis scam is running, I'd expect that the first time they actually got a cheque from this (at least from a fortune-1000 company) they'd be pushing that out all of the news services. 'cause it would give their claims more credibility.

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    21. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Heh. I know Shakespeare's histories aren't his most popular plays these days, but you haven't actually seen Henry VI, have you? Too bad, it's a good series of plays.

      The people who want to kill all the lawyers are basically an unruly rebel mob that's been looting and pillaging and killing basically anyone who isn't of the common folk. They kill one man because he can read and write his own name and they can't.

      Basically think of Pol Pot.

      OTOH it is intended to be a funny line, it's just that it's part of what the villians of the play are planning to do.

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    22. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

      I just asked them to clarify where I stand with my 1985 SCO Xenix source license and the machine I still have that has it as it's OS ...

      Does that still cover me? ;^)

      Yes, that machine is in storage - it's slow and 8 inch DSDD IBM floppies are getting too hard to find.

      Tomas

    23. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by User8201 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's some phone numbers you can call to tell them how you feel: Call John Medved at 1-801-932-5404. Or, you can leave a message at 1-801-932-5800 if you call after 5:30 PM (SCO time - e.g. bogus-time). Finally, call a customer service representative at 1-800-726-8649 and say you want to buy a license for Linux. Give them a fake credit card number or whatever, and a fake name. But call from a payphone if you call the 800 # since they can see your caller ID info even if your phone is blocked if you call an 800 #. Use a dial-around for the long distance #'s or a phone card or do that *72 or whatever it is thing... Have fun!

    24. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by User8201 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing they're going to go out of business long before they have an oportunity to prove anything in court. Maybe someone (who has money or whatever) should file a PERSONAL lawsuit against one of the executives.

    25. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by phriedom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, one possiblility is that SCO will not only lose against IBM, but also Copyright infringment cases from Linux writers, and quietly go bankrupt. The execs will have already sold most of their stock and will just laugh all the way to the bank and they go find another company to buy that has some vague IP claim and do it again.

      The SCO stockholders and Linux will have been the losers.

      But that is just my opinion, and I'm in no position to know.

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    26. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      Armed only with an overhead projector and slides, I was once seriously accused of hacking into a university network.

      Is that true? I'd really love to read about that.

    27. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Forget TiVo, I want an SMP Zaurus!

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    28. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      What happens to people who pay? Do people get their money back?

      The sorry dolts who pay the license will get interviewed by WIRED just like that poor dude who never got his penis enlargement pills.

      "They had a contract for me to sign, everything looked so official I thought they were legitiment."

      If you feel the need to part with some money find your favorite open source project and send the developer(s) a check. When all is said and done, Linux will still be there, and will still be free to use, but you may be out some money for a license to a non-existent company. Who knows though, years from now SCO Licenses will be valuable collectors items.

    29. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Many questions, few answers

      Hard to see the Dark Side is.

    30. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Interesting. If I purchase one share of SCO, then I would be in the "Co-Owner" group of people. If I'm a co-owner of SCO, then why would I have to pay licensing fees for a product that is produced by a company that I happen to "own" a part of?

      Following this, I could plunck down $10-15, or whatever the cost is for a share and avoid having the $699 thrown at me. I don't think that SCO would benefit too much from me just buying one share...

      Oh, wait. Then my portfolio would stink with the stench of evil. I guess I won't do that, and give SCO the finger instead. It's my $10 after all. :-)

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    31. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How do you think SCO pulled this off? By selling a single license to MS.

      The real question is how is Microsoft going to execute the next transfer of cash into the SCO litigation fund. Are they going to buy another perpetual Unix license?

    32. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

      It is true. It was 1995ish. I was the SA for the area's first ISP. I was doing a shell account demonstration at the college. Their analog outbound lines were too noisy, so I went to my backup plan: overhead projector and slides.

      Somehow, some clueless person (who knows... looking back, maybe it was actually a spiteful competitor?) confused overhead projector slides of a telnet session with an actual telnet session. They ran and got the entire IT department up-in-arms. "He hacked into the network! He had a live demonstration going!"

      They were dead serious in going after me. Until I pulled out the slides. I think the ISP's owner actually caught the lie spreader at the university... one of those low-ranking manager IT types. But it made for an interesting low-tech hack story. (Social engineering would have been more probably with those tools than network hacking would have been.)

    33. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Oper+Sorcerer · · Score: 1

      Hey SCO! Tell you what. You reveal the alleged infringing code ... and I'll reveal how much of the alledged money I'll send you! -or- Come and get me.

      --

      karma: Marianas Trench (mostly blub blub)
    34. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      Nothing personal, but isn't this sentence redundant?

      But that is just my opinion, and I'm in no position to know.

      That is the essence of slashdot! :)

      Anyway, I'm going to go back to yelling at contractors.

      --
      Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
    35. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      It is my opinion that if the SEC doesn't bankrupt all of those execs by a few million dollars in personal liability, the SEC needs reformed.

      This whole scam is disgusting.

      --
      I live in a giant bucket.
    36. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      The real question is how is Microsoft going to execute the next transfer of cash into the SCO litigation fund.

      Microsoft could buy Linux licenses for all their computers and pay SCO $699 each time.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    37. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by fyonn · · Score: 1

      What then? Do those people get their money back?

      I would say no, as they aren't selliong you a licence to use linux, they are selling you a licence for sco that can just apply to linux. if their case for linux gets struck off then you've still got a valid licence for sco (ooh, useful, you can use it to train up for that mcdonalds it manager job ;)

      dave

    38. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Letter to SCO:

      Effective today, 2003-08-07, you (SCO) now owe me $1,000,000 per day because you (SCO) are giving me a headache.

      You are using my IP (the right to be stupid) without License. If you agree to my Headache License (only $1,000,000 per year), you will save major bucks that will go to your bottom line!

      Note: The penalties will be waived for each day that you (SCO) don't stir up any FUD.

      Note: If you die soon, I will consider waiving all penalties and License fees.

      Hope to hear from you soon!
      Have a Nice Day!

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    39. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Fembot · · Score: 1

      The Weird thing is im sure the "offending code" was only used in high-end smp sytems (and might even have been limited to only one architecture IIRC) so how can they possibly claim that Tivo and other embeded systems which generaly have very simple processors and cut down software are infringing their IP?

    40. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it works like that. If it did, why wouldn't a company buy one share of Microsoft and then use all its OS and Office products for free?

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    41. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      no, the license has a clause that basically says "if one part of this license becomes invalid all the other parts remain valid", so you are still required to fold into their audits and stuff(that are also mentioned on the license, stuff like not reverse engineering and etc).

      anyways, that license text is in some post on this slashdot topic.. try to find it ;)

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    42. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are behaving so outragously that they are surely going to doom SCO to collapse. This may be interesting if any major stock holders then sue these morons for destroying
      the value of SCO stock.
      These execs may yet get sued and lawsuits may go one for years after SCO's chapter 7 demise.

    43. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by jmccay · · Score: 2

      I just wish IBM would commence the hostile buyout and fire the management. Make everyone's pain go away.

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      At the next eco-hypocrisy-meeting, count the private jets used to get to the meeting. Should be interesting to see that
    44. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      maybe it does work like that and it's the most closely guarded secret of all time.

    45. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by mike77 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Geez fucking A! W/ all of the wackos out there, can't one of them just go "whack" these guys?

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    46. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Zigg · · Score: 1

      Heh. Now, where have I heard an idea as dumb as that before?

      Oh yeah, here.

    47. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by xpccx · · Score: 1

      Well, two licenses. Look at SCO's Form 10-Q report for the quarter ending April 30th (search for Microsoft pg21). Emphasis mine.

      ...
      This effort resulted in the execution of two license agreements during the April30, 2003 quarter. The first of these licenses was with a long-time licensee of the UNIX source code which is a major participant in the UNIX industry and was a "clean-up" license to cover items that were outside the scope of the initial license. The second license was to Microsoft Corporation ("Microsoft"), and covers Microsoft's UNIX compatibility products, subject to certain specified limitations.
      ...
      The two licensing agreements signed by us to date resulted in revenue of $8,250,000 during the April30, 2003 quarter and provide for an aggregate of an additional $5,000,000 to be paid to us over the next three quarters. These contracts do not provide for any payments beyond 2003, except that Microsoft was granted the option to acquire expanded licensing rights, at its election, that would result in additional payments to us if exercised.
      Is Sun the other licensee? Is there anyway to figure out how much of that $8.25 million came from Microsoft?
    48. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Bad idea. Because then any customer who has a gripe against IBM will be looking at this as a potential option. It's like the "I eat fast food and I'm fat, so I'm gonna sue McDonalds for making me fat"... don't encourage these economic terrorists...

    49. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Zigg · · Score: 1

      These computers?

      (adjusting tinfoil hat)

    50. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      Except for this guy, Kevin Skousen... he's exercising an option at $10, if I read this right. What sort of upside does he see and what color is the sky in his world?!

      Typically, the stock would be purchased at the option price and sold at the market price - 20-50% higher - on the same day. In other words, it's free money.

      Whether it's legally earned money is an entirely different question. It's going to be fun to watch that one play out.

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    51. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks mods, let's see how low we can get it eh?

    52. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Dan+Stephans+II · · Score: 1

      If the stock is trading above 10.25 (his exercise price) his options are in the money. He will likely be exercising to cover (which means he exercises and sells immediately to cover the transaction costs). With SCOX recently trading at around 11.75 he'll make a tidy 1.50 per share. Not as good as the 11.00 per share that the other execs are getting. =)

    53. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Some people just don't seem to 'get' the stock market, or know what is involved in a buyout...

      "I am going to hurt you. Here is several million dollars, and you are fired."

      "Thank you, sir! May I have another!!"

      (with appologies to 'Animal House')

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    54. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      This is like saying that if you own one share of Microsoft, then you can make as many copy of their software as I like. I am already an owner.

      By the same logic, as a shareholder, you should be able to walk into any Microsoft office and cart away anything you like. Computers, office furiture, plants, etc... You do party OWN the building or the lease, correct.

      I don't think your argument holds any water.

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    55. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Not cost effective.

      IBM is going to effectively drive their stock price into dust and force them into backruptcy. THEN, they'll purchase SCO's assets for what their really worth: next to nothing.

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    56. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Yes, SUN is the other licensee.

      http://www.nwfusion.com/news/2003/0711scodocum.h tm l (or link)

      or

      http://news.com.com/2100-1016_3-1024633.html?tag =f d_top (link)

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    57. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by ENOENT · · Score: 1

      No, they won't fire the management. IBM will have SCO's management transformed into gnomes.

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      That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    58. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      Nope. Buying a share of microsoft at $25 doesn't get you free Windows, either. On the other hand, going to a shareholder's meeting has sometimes been more profitable than any good year at Comdex. Put another way, a majority of the partners in a store have to agree to have a policy where the owners never pay for their groceries. Nobody'd ever do that because it'd be the kiss of death to the store, since just one greedy owner could literally eat the store's entire profit margin. Which brings me back to shareholder meetings. Freebies at a shareholder meeting act as good advertising, can make a financial relationship an emotional one, and are limited to a predictable dollar amount. That's akin to owners agreeing that each partner can take $10 in snacks per month out of the store, which just disappears into the company overhead. To be honest, the accounting on that gets so ugly that a smart company says: you get $10 a month bonus for snacks on your paycheck. Spend it here, spend it wherever... just don't steal food. Man, how'd I get clear off in the weeds like this. And when did it get daylight outside... I need some sleep. And snacks. Pizza... no, Donuts! Mmmm... donuts.

    59. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      "To bait fish withal...."

      That was absolutely beautiful. Mind if I pass it on (with appropriate attribution, of course)?

      Kudos!
      realityshunt

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    60. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      A SCO license is that useful? I would have figured it would be more of a "train up for that primate cage pooper scooper job" material.

      I'm officially getting sick of all the useless SCO pronouncments. I can't wait until IBM puts them out of our misery.

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    61. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Do those people get their money back?

      McBride : "Uhh, ... yeah...sure...."

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      In Soviet America the banks rob you!
    62. Re:Must... have... licensing... revenue... by finallyHasANickname · · Score: 1
      "To bait fish withal...."

      That was absolutely beautiful. Mind if I pass it on (with appropriate attribution, of course)?

      :::::laughing:::: Of course not! :-p If I didn't offer proper attribution, why should you? ;-)

      It's the speech of the character Shylock in Shakespeare's "The Merchant of Venice" with the only exceptions being that wherever Shakespeare wanted the word "Jew" I inserted "penguin" and wherever Shakespeare wanted the word "Christian" I inserted "SCO luser".

      Bear in mind that Shylock was feeling intense heat and prejudice from the Christians in the court of law who wanted him executed. Y'see, Shylock, a lending company executive/owner foreclosed on a merchant's loan and looked at the legalese in the contract. It entitled him to a pound of flesh from his debtor. He initiated legal proceedings to get that, but the system turned around on him and insisted that he get that pound but leave all the blood behind (just flesh, no blood). Because he then decided to leave the loan in default, the system bit him back and sought to punish him for failing his end of the contract. He smelled revenge from the Christians against him, and he knew that the raw and simple accusation of revenge just would not do because there was plenty of guilt to go all around. Then he began his defense with, "The quality of mercy is not strained." Somewhere in there he asked, "Hath not a Jew eyes?" I used Google with "Hath not a Jew eyes" to find it online and grabbed the text and did what I said I did. The stuff is not copyrighted at all.

      Bear in mind that I learned this stuff quite a number of years ago. I hope I did the synopsis right. =-\

  4. Next up... by Mike+the+Mac+Geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO is demanding 5$ from everyone who has talked about Linux in the past year, and 75 cents from people who have walked by Linux displays in retail stores.

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    1. Re:Next up... by The+Zody · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats impossable...Linux displays in retail stores? madness who could even think about that?

    2. Re:Next up... by DrCode · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget 59 cents if you've bought a stuffed penguin.

    3. Re:Next up... by kovarg · · Score: 1

      SCO is also demanding a nickel from everyone that has ever used, thought about using or will use an electronic device since all have the potential to run "stolen code" in other news... SCO is happy to report that name-recognition has increased 200 fold since requiring most people to throw money at them.

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    4. Re:Next up... by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 3, Funny

      75 cents from people who have walked by Linux displays in retail stores.

      So that'll be an extra $7.50?

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      There are only 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't
    5. Re:Next up... by lostboy2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And everyone named "Scott" now owes SCO $99 for embedded use of their name.

    6. Re:Next up... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " and 75 cents from people who have walked by Linux displays in retail stores."

      What exactly inspired that?

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    7. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it's a good thing that for the majority of us, that amount will tally up to about $0.

    8. Re:Next up... by flacco · · Score: 1
      And everyone named "Scott" now owes SCO $99 for embedded use of their name.

      I thought that licensing fee applies to the name "Douchebag"?

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    9. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, that would total like $12.25 for the whole year. Linux sux, butt licker.

    10. Re:Next up... by asit+ler · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget the Californian City with SCO in its name, what's it called, San FranciSCO?

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    11. Re:Next up... by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      And everyone named "Scott" now owes SCO $99 for embedded use of their name.

      And one cannot "scorn" SCO because that would be a violation of their trademark

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    12. Re:Next up... by scsi_pants · · Score: 1

      So I guess that means that Scotland is next, right?

    13. Re:Next up... by 1davo · · Score: 1
      News Flash!

      Grok reports from Caveland Enterprises:

      All automobile owners are to be advised SCO is suing CE for IP rights to the wheel .

      Those who still have the original stone models are grandfathered.

      Be advised, SCO intends to collect a fee for each and every wheel.

      /. wants to know - does this include the steering wheel? >;-)

    14. Re:Next up... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

      Indeed! They are unfairly capitalizing on the fame of an operating system that is based on their stolen code! Why, Slashdot is going to be hit even harder! :)

    15. Re:Next up... by karmavore · · Score: 1

      $59.00 for taxidermists who stuff penguins.

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    16. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >lessee: atheist, vegetarian, linux user. have i missed anything?

      uh, yeah: pinko, commie, fartknocker?

    17. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But everyone named Prescott can claim prior art ...

      Hmm.. That's Intel, right ?

    18. Re:Next up... by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's a reason for me to call the Scotish Inquisition on you. My first name being Scott and all ;)

    19. Re:Next up... by xoff00 · · Score: 1

      I think SCO is missing a big pot of money here...They can sure CiSCO for embedding their trademarked name...Cisco's rich!

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      ...Xoff
      Phineas J. Whoopie, you're the greatest!
    20. Re:Next up... by PCeye · · Score: 2, Funny

      SCO is demanding $0.23 from everyone who has seen a penguin at the zoo.

    21. Re:Next up... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      And everyone named "Scott" now owes SCO $99 for embedded use of their name.

      I'll just countersue them for <voice style="dr-evil"> ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!!! </voice> on grounds of my name being prior art. Let Darl put that in his crack-pipe and smoke it...I'm pretty sure his pathetic little organization wasn't around back in '72.

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    22. Re:Next up... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Ah, shit. I'm probably gonna get hit double...

      Once for "Scott" and once for "sconeu".

      Scott

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    23. Re:Next up... by flacco · · Score: 1
      uh, yeah: pinko, commie, fartknocker?

      Hehehe, another sucker :-)

      "commie" derivatives come up a lot. I wonder why that is? I'm not communist.

      "fartknocker" is new though.

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      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    24. Re:Next up... by crazyphilman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, no kidding... What is WRONG with these people? Do they not see the beating they're going to get for all this? People aren't going to be satisfied with putting them out of business... Anyone with SCO on their resume is going to end up being a pariah for LIFE.

      I think of this as a sort of tragicomedy:

      Scene: A really rough biker bar.
      Crowd: About two dozen gigantic, violent, biker types. Some are playing pool, a couple are fistfighting in the back room, one or two others are throwing foot-long bowie knives at a dartboard.

      Wham! The swinging door opens, hitting one biker's girlfriend on the shoulder. A midget in a three-piece suit scampers in.

      Midget: "Hey, all you bikers! Look at all that leather! You suck! Don't you know you guys are a gay fetish???

      The music stops with a scratching record sound. About twenty heads swivel around and stare at the midget. He scampers over to a chair, climbs up on it with little huffing and puffing sounds, and gets up on the bar. He starts kicking over everyone's drinks.

      Midget: "Damnit, I invented leather clothes! All you weird gay fuckers owe me some MONEY! Pay up or I'm going to kick all your asses, then I'm going to fuck all your ugly, trailer-park bitches! You're going to have a bunch of little midget kids in nine months, you pansies!"

      Biker #1: "Hey, guys -- it's kinda hard to tell, because I just dropped a tab of windowpane, but... Am I tripping, or is there a weird little fucking midget yelling at me?"

      Bartender: "Yep, There's a weird little midget. Don't get any blood on my bar, ok? I just resurfaced it..."

      Biker #2: "Not to worry, Danny boy, We'll take the little scamp outside and have a chat with him. Mind if we borrow your pony bat?"

      Bartender: "Nah, here ya go. Mind the nail there, it's rusty."

      Bikers #3, #4, #5, #6 (holding the squirming midget by his arms and legs): "Ok, you mouthy little fuck, it's time to go..."

      Midget: "MMmpth takth thith gagth out of my moupth! You phuckerth are gonna getth itth!"

      Biker #1: "Hey, you wanna ball gag? That dirty bar rag ain't gonna shut him up fer long..."

      (outside) WHOMP POUND BANG BANG STOMP CRASH CRUSH

      You have to wonder what is going through their MINDS! I mean, really. Don't most creatures have at least SOME sense of self-preservation???

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    25. Re:Next up... by jlk_71 · · Score: 1

      Heck I hear they are trying to get .05 every time someone types the word "Linux" and a dime every time they read it.

      #jlk

    26. Re:Next up... by spokes · · Score: 1

      Why? Is SCO claiming IP rights to the cotton stuffing? :-)

    27. Re:Next up... by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      And everyone named "Scott" now owes SCO $99 for embedded use of their name.

      I'd like someone to try and tell Scott McNealy that.

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      Karma: Frotzed (mostly due to the Frobozz Magic Karma Company)
    28. Re:Next up... by cybermage · · Score: 1

      And everyone named "Scott" now owes SCO $99 for embedded use of their name.

      There's a bunch of companies they can go after:

      ciSCO, nabiSCO, and teSCO just to name a few.

    29. Re:Next up... by blincoln · · Score: 1


      "commie" derivatives come up a lot. I wonder why that is? I'm not communist.


      I think it's an archaic (e.g. 1950s) idea that atheism supports communism because Marxists are supposed to be atheists. It would be kind of cute if it weren't for the neo-McCarthyist politics in the US right now.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    30. Re:Next up... by chundo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You have to wonder what is going through their MINDS! I mean, really. Don't most creatures have at least SOME sense of self-preservation???

      Yes. It's called a "golden parachute". They don't give a shit about the company - it's owned by shareholders. They're driving the stock up and dumping it before the shit hits the fan. Self-preservation at its best.

      Or as it's known in some circles, a felony.

      -j

    31. Re:Next up... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Considering "SCO" stands for "Santa Cruz Operation", when will SCO hit them up for a fee?

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    32. Re:Next up... by djandrock · · Score: 1

      Wait... are we supposed to be the midget or the bikers?

    33. Re:Next up... by flacco · · Score: 1
      I think it's an archaic (e.g. 1950s) idea that atheism supports communism because Marxists are supposed to be atheists.

      Hey, I think you're right - that sounds plausible.

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      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    34. Re:Next up... by Michael+Hunt · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's safe.
      He's the only one who is, though.

    35. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to wonder what is going through their MINDS!

      Apperantly, soon it will bea rusty nail.

    36. Re:Next up... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Normally, execs can get away with this, but I'm pretty sure that they're going to get nailed for defrauding investors on this one. Too much publicity. Going after the government was just stupid.

      Actually, I'm also interested -- I know that some of the things that can expose executives to personal liability is falsifying corporate information. Does anyone know specifically what these cases are, and whether any of the SCO folks might get hit by this.

    37. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like this story...

    38. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about dirty, smelly, open sores, cheap software, GNU/hippie.

    39. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! We finally figured it out.

      SCO is trying to make a fuss around their name as much as possible. Stupid inverstors will buy because they hear about SCO all the time in the media.

      Its ok though if some geeks make money on expense of stupid investors. Linux has nothing to fear though. They will be long gone to brazil before the trial even starts.

      In other news: Caldera sues SCO. SCO sues God.

    40. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree with you...but let's be honest. Anyone with even half a brain in their head has already left SCO because they saw the impending doom on the horizon.


      I have no sympathy for any of the morons that stayed behind thinking "Yeah, this is a great gig. We'll license the planet and make millions!".


      This will be further illustrated once SCO has been crushed for good. If any of the people that DID stay on until the end are dumb enough to have any references to SCO in their resume, they deserve the endless job hunt that they will have to endure.

    41. Re:Next up... by purple+pixel · · Score: 1

      S.C.O.
      SMP Code Ours!
      Sue Corporate Organisation...
      Sample Code Omitted.
      Same Code Obvious!
      See? Code Ours!

      Sudden Court Order.
      Source Code OK.
      S.C.Over!

    42. Re:Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, Advocates cruelty to midgets.

    43. Re:Next up... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      We're the bikers, IBM is the bar owner.

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    44. Re:Next up... by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      If any post on slashdot ever deserved a +100 funny, this one is it!

      It's ironic to me especially because I live in South Dakota near Sturgis and the annual rally is right now in full swing. I was actually talking to a lawyer from Nevada last night at a local bar about the SCO mess, and he was of the opinion that the SEC is going to come down on them like a #1 chain-swinging Hells Angels bunch from the 60s :)

      He also wondered, tongue in cheek, just where these guys were getting their crack from, as it must be pretty damned high quality.

      (It's an interesting experience to sit down in a bar next to someone who is 6'7", 260 lbs, greasy leathers, etc, and have talk about SCO, IT, and slashdot - he didn't know about slashdot but will be visiting soon :)

      realityshunt

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    45. Re:Next up... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      That's cool -- it's amazing just how many people SCO have inspired to hate them! If they don't make enough money from their stock to live their lives out without working, they're really going to be screwed. Who would ever hire them? They're universally despised.

      What I love about your post is, even bikers have heard about all this, which backs up my thought that the SCO staff are going to be universal pariahs forever. Think about it: for the rest of Darl's life, every time he walks into a bar, restaurant, store, etc, every person who's seen his cheesy headshot photo in one of the SCO articles will be suckerpunching him without warning. "Hey, Darl! Catch! (WHACK!)" The guy won't even be able to leave his house... I sure wouldn't want to be him...

      OOh! Imagine the day he gets a flat and has to use the payphone in a rough bar! "Um... Hi, folks, can I use your phone, I'm Darl Mc(WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!)"

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    46. Re:Next up... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      An A/C said, "-1, Advocates cruelty to midgets"

      No, not at all! Most midgets are sane, and would NEVER walk into a biker bar and suggest that leather is gay chic. I'm advocating cruelty to SCO-like psychotic midgets. Well-adjusted, sane midgets deserve MUCH more friendly receptions.

      Besides, bikers are a fun crowd. If a normal, friendly midget were to walk into a biker bar, the worst thing he'd probably have to deal with is a hangover.

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    47. Re:Next up... by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      ROFL

      Actually he'd only heard about it as a news blurb. He was quite amazed when I explained a lot of the details to him. It was the Tivo thing that really set him off laughing...he just couldn't believe they would be that clueless - and it got even funnier from then on. I don't think I paid for a single beer after that :) and my ribs hurt!

      You do have to realize that it costs a helluva lot of money to come to the Sturgis rally (you wouldn't believe!! how much prices go up around here during the rally) and a lot of the bikers here are actually very successful businesspeople. This is how they relax :) and kudos to them.

      I just moved out here this spring, and the people out here, and the bikers, and the tourists, national and international, are the greatest bunch of people I've ever been privileged to know. I visited the traveling wall (Vietnam wall) yesterday in the company of several of them, whom I had just met, to pay homage to my Dad's brother....it was a very, very emotional experience. No shame in crying on a buddies shoulder, no sirree. A lot of the id10ts in this country could learn something there, I think. These ppl don't bullshit around, and I think that in the long run, that'll be very bad news for ppl such as Darl, Bush, Lay, and that sort.

      I can't wait to hear the slashdot story (in the future, of course) when Darl gets out of prison and needs to have his house wired with cat5. Of course the geek that comes over to do it is a slashdot junky....and history is made :)

      WHACK WHACK WHACK

      lol
      If nothing else Darl, Chris, and Co. will get a Darwin award, I hope :)

      realityshunt
      (Who is 36 and still amazed at life)
      Confucius say: He who grows up early grows old too fast.

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    48. Re:Next up... by flacco · · Score: 1
      How about dirty, smelly, open sores, cheap software, GNU/hippie.

      That would at least be more accurate than "communist".

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      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    49. Re:Next up... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      (Scene: a really crummy run-down bungalo in an even more run-down neighborhood in Salt Lake City. Our favorite psychodwarf has just returned home after a long stint in Federal Pound Me In The Ass prison. He gingerly limps up to his new home, pulls on the doorknob, and the door falls on him.)

      PD: "OW! Fuck, what next???"

      (climbs out from under the door, dusts himself off, goes inside the house. Flips through phone book, calls carpenter.)

      PD: "Hi, is this John's carpentry service? You do doors, right? Yeah... Yeah... Mine just fell off. Fell off, you know, I pulled the doorknob and it... Yeah, 111 someRoadSomewhere, downtown. Thanks, see you in a half hour.

      (half an hour later)

      John the carpenter: "Hi, howyadoin? I'm here to fix the door... Wait a minnit... You look kinda familiar.

      PD: "No, I don't. Honest."

      JC: "No, I'm sure about it. Hang on, I'll get it, gimme a minute..."

      PD: (backing up) "No, that's ok, really, I'm sure we don't know each other..."

      JC: "Holy SHIT! You're that fuckwad!"

      POUND POUND POUND

      (half an hour later)

      PD: "Hello, police? I want to report an assault. Yeah... Yes, Exactly. It was a carpenter. Ok, I'll see you in a few minutes."

      (a few minutes later)

      Cop #1: "Hi, you must be Mr... Hey, wait a minute. Didn't I read about you online?"

      PD: "No, that must have been someone else."

      Cop #2: "No, Joey, I think you're right, he DOES look like that guy." (pulls out nightstick)

      Cop #1: "Yeah, you're HIM!" (whips out pepper spray and handcuffs)

      PD: (yelps and tries to flee)

      SPRAY SPRAY POUND WHACK SMACK SPRAY!

      And, so on...

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  5. SCO by Vargasan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trying to piss EVERYONE off, are we, SCO?

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    1. Re: SCO by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > Trying to piss EVERYONE off, are we, SCO?

      I heard they sent shake-down e-mail to Superman, Batman, and Darth Vader just before quitting time today.

      Glad I don't live in that neck of the woods.

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    2. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to steal my tax dollars pisses me off. I would assume any american would feel the same.

    3. Re:SCO by DetrimentalFiend · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I for one am QUITE glad that SCO's done this. They've gone from seeming credible and aggressive to humorous and generally a giant joke. I think next they should sue every member of their company that ever worked on Open Linux and, after that, call for the death penalty to be used against RMS and Linus.

    4. Re:SCO by pjack76 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It really does seem like they want to piss the world off. My boyfriend, who would simply roll his eyes when I went on a rant about the evils of SCO and the threat to Linux, is now completely outraged and wanting to give money to lawyers. If I only I had realized sooner that "Linux=Tivo" would convince nongeeks of the severity of SCO's unethical behavior...

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    5. Re:SCO by bluesangria · · Score: 5, Funny
      They've gone from seeming credible and aggressive to humorous and generally a giant joke.

      Maybe they're going for that "+5 Funny" mod on /.

    6. Re:SCO by bstadil · · Score: 1
      They took a hint from Salam Rushdie.

      His follow up to Satanic Verses was Buddha you fat fuck

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    7. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Seems so. Maybe SCO needs a history lesson about fighting a war on two (or more) fronts.

    8. Re:SCO by di0s · · Score: 1

      Hypothetical conversation between IBM and Red Hat:

      IBM: We are getting aggravated.
      Red Hat: Yes, we are.

    9. Re: SCO by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I just don't get it... why suing EVERYONE at the same time?

      If you were a super villain - say, OCS - and tried to take over the world, you wouldn't go after ALL THE SUPERHEROES at the same time, would you?

      One might think that they are easy to beat up one by one, right?

      OTOH, the WWII is the living proof that super villain doesn't think this way.

    10. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      "My boyfriend, who would simply roll his eyes when I went on a rant about the evils of SCO and the threat to Linux....

      Marry me.

    11. Re:SCO by jpu8086 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Soooooo funny. Slashdot mods also seem to think so.

      This joke seems only funny in an old-school way: a joke when made my a insenstive male clod thinking there are only hetrosexual people in this world. However, ever given a thought that the original poster could have been a gay male? Then your joke wouldn't be that funny, would it? Actually, I am sorry: it would be funny, however, we would just be laughing at you. And even if the original poster is an awesome geeky female, this joke seems inappropriate for slashdot.

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    12. Re:SCO by bryanthompson · · Score: 1
      ...when I went on a rant about the evils of SCO and the threat to Linux...
      I think it's safe to say that every geek officially wants you.
    13. Re:SCO by jcsehak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do you assume that the guy who responded isn't a gay male? Seems awfully insensitive to me...

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    14. Re:SCO by strider · · Score: 1

      "This joke seems only funny in an old-school way: a joke when made my a insenstive male clod thinking there are only hetrosexual people in this world."

      How do you know this poster is not a gay male? If so, then your oh so clever retort is only clever to him, and he is laughing at you right now.

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    15. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know that the person who posted the joke isn't also gay? Would you still be laughing at him? Then you'd have to yell at yourself for being politically incorrect.

      Stop taking offense at everything and get on with your life.

    16. Re:SCO by Soaps · · Score: 1

      Woah? A female on /. ?? Hope your email is not posted... otherwise if this gets out you could be in trouble!

    17. Re:SCO by jpu8086 · · Score: 1

      Ah ha! 3 quick posts pointing out the same something: it wouldn't have been a distasteful joke if the 2nd poster was a gay male.

      However, it is clear that the intention of the 2nd poster was to point out a female correlation as there are plenty of male geeks out there. And following normal population deviance, there should be normal number of gays among them. Therefore, it wouldn't have been funny if the comments weren't inteded for a female.

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    18. Re: SCO by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "I heard they sent shake-down e-mail to Superman, Batman, and Darth Vader just before quitting time today."

      Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a PLANE!! It's a... wait, that's no moon....

    19. Re:SCO by strider · · Score: 1

      But your using the same logic that's offending you. Your generalizing just like you assume he did (and I agree he *probably* did). You are assuming without knowing anything about him (if it is indeed a him) that he is upset at not finding a female geek. But he may be having problems finding homosexual male geeks as well. Perhaps he lives in a small town with few geeks and even fewer "out" homosexuals. Who knows.

      Now the question is, is the joke offensive? I understand it's complicated. You clearly think it support a hetrocentric notion that, albeit unintentionally, marginalizes homsexuals by assuming they don't exist. I understand your concerns. However, I think your tone was far far to harsh if this is the case. It seems highly unlikely that this was intentional. Making him recognize the possibilities is probably ill served by insulting him. Rather you at best opened his eyes by making him feel bad about himself (ironic since what were bothered by is people being made to feel bad about themselves), but more likely pissed him off and made him unwilling to listed to your (inmho reasonable) point.

      "Ah ha! 3 quick posts pointing out the same something: it wouldn't have been a distasteful joke if the 2nd poster was a gay male.

      However, it is clear that the intention of the 2nd poster was to point out a female correlation as there are plenty of male geeks out there. And following normal population deviance, there should be normal number of gays among them. Therefore, it wouldn't have been funny if the comments weren't inteded for a female."

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    20. Re:SCO by Scalli0n · · Score: 1

      I concur. My whole family, in fact, workplace, has had a fantastic laugh over this!!!

      And SCO is actually helping national help, because is good for you!

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    21. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might need to move to Canada to do that...

    22. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he could be gay.....

      Then again, so could you. No harm done then.

    23. Re:SCO by jcsehak · · Score: 1

      Oh man, you so need to take a sensitivity course. Why wouldn't it have been funny? Are gay people unfunny to you? Do you find gay marriage distasteful, and therefore not something to laugh at?

      Furthermore, you discuss the heterosexual and gay male communities as if they are the only ones of import. By completely ignoring the fact that both posters could very well be bisexual women, or the 2nd poster a lesbian, not to mention transgendered, you do them all a great disservice.

      You sir, are a bigot ;)

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    24. Re:SCO by jpu8086 · · Score: 1

      You're right. I realize my mistake.

      If the 2nd poster is reading this, please accept my apologies.

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    25. Re:SCO by mslinux · · Score: 1

      Are you object oriented? I love object oriented geek girls... they drive me crazy.

    26. Re:SCO by jpu8086 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Holy crap, now I realize why homosexuality is such a big deal in the liberal/conservation scheme of politics. It seems to overcomplicate too many scenarios.

      I realize my bigotry and have already apologized in a previous post. But, you can never be sorry one too many times.

      I hope the mods don't mark this as redundant.

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    27. Re:SCO by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Geek Chick!!!!

      So, what're YOU doing later?

      LK

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    28. Re:SCO by jcsehak · · Score: 1

      Arrgh! I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic. I give up - you win! I bow to your mindfuck-fu.

      I expect to see my karma preominate SCO's stock anyway...

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    29. Re:SCO by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that the poster is human. For all you know she could be an...

      oh never mind.

    30. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are lots of women on slashdot.. threads like these are why we let people assume we're guys.

    31. Re:SCO by hayden · · Score: 1
      Maybe they're going for that "+5 Funny" mod on /.
      Or possibly the biggest +5 Troll ever.
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    32. Re: SCO by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      I heard they sent shake-down e-mail to Superman, Batman, and Darth Vader just before quitting time today.

      You forgot about the litigous curse he cast on Lord Voldemort.

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    33. Re:SCO by pjack76 · · Score: 4, Informative
      ...like they want to piss the world off. My boyfriend...

      Er. I really didn't realize the trouble that would cause, apologies. Me? Gay. I just had to say it before slashdot turned into a show on Bravo.

      I do know several nice girls at Cal Tech though!

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    34. Re:SCO by lightcycle · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should have read the /.faq, and realized that +5 funny won't improve their karma, neither on /. or anywhere else

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    35. Re:SCO by jpu8086 · · Score: 1

      Thank *YOU*!

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    36. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really?! You should introduce me... I *attend* Caltech. ;^)

    37. Re:SCO by praedor · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're awfully sensitive about this aren't you? You must be gay. C'mon, give it up. You're a "Queer Eye" aintsha?


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    38. Re:SCO by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but all they've ended up with is "-1 Pathetic." Which is pretty impressive, since there isn't even a "pathetic" mod here. :)

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    39. Re:SCO by jpu8086 · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha ha ha! Another stereotype, funny guy.

      It doesn't matter who or what I am.

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    40. Re:SCO by praedor · · Score: 1

      Your accounting is off. Let's see, there were what, somewhere near 11 clear handles replying to the original female outing post, plus several ACs. Given a general prevalence of homosekshul-type persons in the broad populace (10% or less), we can conclude that 1 or 2 of you respondants are gay.


      The evidence that the female isn't female is that her boyfriend "rolls his eyes" when s/he mentions the evil of SCO, etc. A real man doesn't do a girly eye rolling, especially when it comes to talk of hardware, technology, and the like. S/he comes off more masculine in this regard and could thus be a gay dude who is the more masculine member of the pair.


      On the other hand, he could just be a total loser (eye rolling sissy) and SHE has rotten taste in the dude department, a common problem with the female of the species.


      Another item to consider is the fact that s/he is a geek paired up to a non-geek. I. Think. Not. Geeks are a herd animal. They thrive only in the presense of other geeks (they need to feed off each others "grand exploits" online, or to brag about who's code is cleaner, who's perl script is the most obfuscated, or who's computer can roll out the highest framerates). A girl geek would be hooked to a boy geek, equally pasty, equally skinny.


      A GAY guy geek, no doubt a rare creature, is likely to need an opposite. Two hairdressers don't go together - a hairdresser and a "manly" business type, or construction worker are more likely. So...


      Ah hell, with at best a 10% chance of this person being a gay guy or a straight female with bad taste in boyfriends, I gotta go with the safe bet. Its a girl.

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    41. Re:SCO by jpu8086 · · Score: 1

      That is truly hilarious buddy.

      You spent atleast 30 minutes thinking/typing that.

      Meanwhile, check out this post by the original poster.

      he is GAY ;-)

      So, it seems that your logic skills equate to jack shit. Sorry, I win. Again.

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    42. Re:SCO by praedor · · Score: 1

      Relax sister. When you get past puberty and have become comfortable with your, ahem, orientation, you'll quit being all touchy about the light questions concerning one's sexuality.

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    43. Re:SCO by jpu8086 · · Score: 1

      Wow. I'm impressed

      The mods are humans, they *do* have a sense of humor after all.

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    44. Re:SCO by Vengie · · Score: 1

      Bwahahahaha.
      God bless gaygeeks.org.
      I love how i read your journal and without a single gender-specific pronoun [in the third person] and without any direct hint, i knew it from the first entry. Ahh...i love gay nerds.

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    45. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa....nice girls at Caltech....you must be gay...cos they all look like men!

      rim shot

      Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

    46. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is everybody assuming it's a female?

    47. Re:SCO by Cooper_007 · · Score: 1
      Note that this could also mean the poster is gay.

      You might wanna rethink your proposal...

    48. Re:SCO by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Er. I really didn't realize the trouble that would cause, apologies.

      I realize I've come late to the party, but I just wanted to point out that if I were you, I would't have offered apologies. I figure geeks are rare enough that it's completely irrelevant if any of the posters making their cracks thought you were a girl, because you're still worth marrying. :)

      In any case, this jpu8086 guy came off to me as one of the bigger bigots on slashdot. Just to make sure this goes down somewhere in this discussion....

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    49. Re:SCO by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      However, ever given a thought that the original poster could have been a gay male?

      She's female, but spoken for.

      And even if the original poster is an awesome geeky female, this joke seems inappropriate for slashdot.

      My guess is, she thinks it's funny too, and takes it as a compliment. Her boyfriend may be less amused, though. Fortunately he doesn't sound like the type to read Slashdot.

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    50. Re: SCO by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      I heard they sent shake-down e-mail to Superman, Batman, and Darth Vader just before quitting time today.

      Well if you really want to put it into context, SCO would be the equalivant of a lone X-Wing fighter. IBM would be the Super Star Destroyer. And...as for the government...ah hell they're the Death Star. Anyone else thinking IBM lawyers are humming the Imperial March?

    51. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Salman, not Salam. Once was the scene of a famous Witch hunt, the other is a place in the United States.

    52. Re:SCO by Soaps · · Score: 1

      Nuff said. Respectable, understandable.

    53. Re:SCO by Placido · · Score: 1

      I love you guys! :) Only the Slashdot crew would hyper analyse a joke like that. Unfortunately only a limited few see the humour in the over-analysis.

      I'm just waiting for someone to propose monitoring the sex and sexuality of Slashdot posters so we can discuss this situation against a backdrop of real data.

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    54. Re:SCO by geekoid · · Score: 1

      haha, should of invited one out on a date.
      Maybe then they would learn to stop doing gender assumptions.

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    55. Re:SCO by lcde · · Score: 1

      Wait! SCO's a real company? Huh, I thought this was a April fools joke gone bad. Or maybe a setup for next April.

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    56. Re:SCO by Jetson · · Score: 1
      A GAY guy geek, no doubt a rare creature,

      And why would you think that? Sure, the percentage of geeks that are gay is less than in some other industries (such as art, design, fashion or hair), but it's been *my* observation that geeks are less likely to be heterosexual than the general population. I think that at least part of the reason is that most geeks are male, and male bisexual geeks are more willing to shed the appearance of heterosexuality and date another male geek (for the geek company) as opposed to male bisexual non-geeks who are more likely to marry a female (for the sake of conformity) and then cruise the gay bars on weekends.

      is likely to need an opposite. Two hairdressers don't go together

      The difference between hairdressers and geeks is that geeks have a need to share knowledge. A hairdresser may want to escape work when he gets home, but many geeks have more computer hardware at home than at work. The last thing you want is a partner who will constantly gripe about how much attention you give to your computers and how little you give to him. Two geeks can challenge each other, educate each other, understand each other. A geek and a non-geek is a tough match, no matter the gender and sexuality.

    57. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about anybody else here, but I am severely shocked and outraged at the automatic assumptions the other people replying to this thread made. Just because someone talks about a "boyfriend", you assume that person is female.

      Well, call me a macho as opposed to anything else, but when I saw "my boyfriend" in the article, written by someone obviously geeky, my assumption was that a gay person was far more probable than the Feminine Holy Grail.

      It's in situations like this that I appreciate so much not living in the neoreligious, neoprohibitive States.

      So I posted this troll as an AC. Bite me.

    58. Re:SCO by jefu · · Score: 1
      Then marry me! I'm tired of being the geekiest one in the relationship. (Insert large smiley face here.)

    59. Re:SCO by praedor · · Score: 1

      You said it yourself, gays are likely an underrepresented group amongst the geek community. Thus, if you simply polled geekdom on sexual orientation, you would likely not get a big clump of people claiming to be gay. If you did the same amongst artists, you would likely get a large showing. Nothing odd here.


      As for geeks and sexuality, and your statement that you believe there are fewer heteros amongst the geeks, I would wager that geeks as a class are simply undersexed/sexless not out of an innate disdain for sex but due to lack of ability to bag babes. Inept, clumsy, prone to wax "poetic" on python coding, or the "beauty" of assembly language. They likely have hetero drives but no hetero success. Thus, they must try to convince themselves that it really isn't that important (sex...OH YES IT IS GEEK!) and that they can do without it (keep repeating that as you - not YOU, the collective geek you - spank the monkey over a poster of Natalie Portman in a Star Wars poster.

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  6. ignore them by RoC+MasterMind · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps if we ignore them they'll go away?

    1. Re:ignore them by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1, Redundant

      How can you ignore someone who is ass raping you without lube?

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    2. Re:ignore them by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 1

      IBM Ignored them for a while. It didn't do much good.

    3. Re:ignore them by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      No, seriously, that'll work. The media is just a bunch of karma whores, and every time McBride lays a turd, they write an essay about it. If the media would get it through their heads that this is just an scam, and quit publishing whatever Darl says whenever he says it, his stock manipulations would be less effective.

    4. Re:ignore them by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      No, seriously, that'll work. The media is just a bunch of karma whores, and every time McBride lays a turd, they write an essay about it. If the media would get it through their heads that this is just an scam, and quit publishing whatever Darl says whenever he says it, his stock manipulations would be less effective.

      Yet the media is always right about the environment, the bush administration,Riaa, Mpaa and anything bad against microsoft - or so I've learned on /.

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    5. Re:ignore them by asit+ler · · Score: 0, Troll

      When the hell did comments like this start getting 1 , Insightful? Sorry moderators, but I think somebody's been smoking something.

      If I were moderating, this would be -5, Asshat,Obvious,Redundant.

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    6. Re:ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They put sand in the Vaseline.

    7. Re:ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM Ignored them for a while. It didn't do much good.

      Technically, IBM lawyers are keeping quiet until they actually get into court. As I'd expect professional legal counsel to be. If I had a lawyer that ran off at the mouth as much as McBride does, I'd shitcan his ass so fast it would make his head spin.

      OTOH, if McBride keeps running off at the mouth like he has been, I wouldn't be surprised to see a countersuit by IBM similar to RedHat's just to speed things up a bit.

    8. Re:ignore them by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 1

      if you have an ass(?) like goatse?

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    9. Re:ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming from someone named Ass Hitler, classy...

    10. Re:ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, if McBride keeps running off at the mouth like he has been, I wouldn't be surprised to see a countersuit by IBM similar to RedHat's just to speed things up a bit.

      Ha. Tol'ja. Big Blue files counterclaims against SCO

  7. News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by SUB7IME · · Score: 5, Funny

    In further news, the US Government replied that, "SCO owes us $2,000 per day of liberty, retroactively to 1789. Failure to pay will result in 'legal action' from our tactical nuclear warhead supply."

    1. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Papineau · · Score: 1

      In further news, the US Government replied that, "SCO owes us $2,000 per day of liberty, retroactively to 1789.

      Isn't 1789 the French Revolution? 1776 is USA independance.

    2. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1789 was the year the U.S constitution was signed, 1776 was the year the U.S decleration of Independence was signed.

    3. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by spooky_nerd · · Score: 1

      1789 is the year the US constitution was ratified. It marks the start of our current system of government. Previous to that we were operating under the articles of the confederation.

    4. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      1789 was the year the U.S constitution was signed, 1776 was the year the U.S decleration of Independence was signed.

      North Carolina, Rhode Island, and Vermont had not ratified it yet. March 4th, 1789 was the day the government began operating under the Constitution.

      Dastardly

    5. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant 1781, the date of the US Constitution....

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    6. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      214 years
      214 years * 365 days a year
      78110 days * 2000
      total:
      156,220,000
      now, that is only
      223,491 license fees
      and of course to be fare to SCO, shouldn't they only have to pay for the years they've been in business, after all they weren't really using the liberty until they incorporated

      !!!

    7. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Gherald · · Score: 1

      You mean Articles of Confederation?

    8. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just for clarification Constitution: 17 September 1787, effective 4 March 1789

    9. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant 1781, the date of the US Constitution....

      1781 was the Articles of Confederation.

      Dastardly

    10. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the constitution contains fragments of other documents which SCO owns.

    11. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wooo, time to liberate SCO! I'll start printing the playing cards.

    12. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by cheeseguy · · Score: 1

      Well, based on the ratification date of the sixth of the 9 required states for the constitution to become law(which was June 21, 1788; the state of New Hampshire), that makes 78573 days since. The sum total due the U.S. government from SCO would then be $157,146,000.

    13. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by cheeseguy · · Score: 1

      I meant to say ninth of 13, not sixth of 9. The other information is correct.

    14. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by anagama · · Score: 1

      Excellent parsing of the sentiments SCO may engender in more militant penguins. With people getting jail time for linking to bomb making sites, I wonder how many people have restrained themselves from saying what they'd really like to see happen to SCO.

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    15. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by johnny0101 · · Score: 1

      Well, all the responses to this post show how much everyone knows about US history. Before making jokes/ragging etc about *anyone* else's country, at least do them the courtesy of getting the fricking facts straight. In the words of Lucy, "you blockhead"(s)

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    16. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Sadly, thats less than a 6th of the money they're wanting from IBM.

    17. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Damn straight! I know that the Constitution contains some of their IP, such as the words, "do", "if", "for", and "void".

      Why, those Founding Fathers were nothing but Evil Content Pirates(tm)!

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    18. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Wooo, time to liberate SCO! I'll start printing the playing cards.

      All 12 of them .... (everybody should know by now, that anybody dealing with SCO isn't even close to playing with a full deck).

      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    19. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But.. that's only about $150mil.

    20. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Put me down for a set. And a tshirt.

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    21. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Failure to pay will result in 'legal action' from our tactical nuclear warhead supply."

      This may not be far from the truth:

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/39/32211.ht ml

    22. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Constitution is full of words like "the", "an", and "also". Those IP stealing Founding Father bastards.

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    23. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The sum total due the U.S. government from SCO would then be $157,146,000.

      Oh, no good at all. SCO's net assets are slightly under $10M at the moment. They have about $30M in assets, and about $20M in debt.

    24. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fortunately for SCO, they only have to pay up through 1865.

      The South will rise again!

    25. Re:News: US Gov't Charges SCO for 'Freedom' by mink · · Score: 1

      So that would cover the Major Arcana in a Tarot Deck right?
      Who is the Hanged Man and who is the Fool. We know the Tower is SCO HQ.

      --
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  8. Linux routers by mrseigen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure Linksys/Cisco will really love the idea of having to pay SCO some money to be able to ship some of its more recent wireless routers. SCO is going to be crushed by a big company like Cisco; it's only a matter of time (and how much we let them whine).

    *toggles off Caldera news*

    1. Re:Linux routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure Linksys/Cisco will really love the idea of having to pay SCO some money to be able to ship some of its more recent wireless routers. SCO is going to be crushed by a big company like Cisco; it's only a matter of time (and how much we let them whine).

      um, IBM is a pretty big company too.

    2. Re:Linux routers by someguy456 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm guessing their going to step on Microsoft's toes. The evil of all evils has managed to keep intact for pretty long. The judicial system isn't even close. How bad could SCO be?


      In the end, I believe Microsoft will attack SCO with its army of clone lawyers, which will give the emperor Gates total power over the law...

      Wait a minute, the future has already been told!


      No, but seriously though, SCo's probably just trying to get bought out by a big company, to ensure its future against linux

    3. Re:Linux routers by El · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just Cisco? Try Sharp, HP, and several other multi-billion dollar companies that are currently shipping Electronics devices based on Linux 2.4... If, as Inder Singh claims, this "is extortion based on fraud" then I think it's about time to start pressing criminal charges against Mr. McBride. If nothing else, he is deliberately attempting to depress the stock valuations of many of the largest companies in the US, through fraudulent claims in the media. Doesn't that subject him to arrest for securities fraud?

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    4. Re:Linux routers by Adam9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As of April 26, 2003, Cisco has about $3,940,000,000 in cash. As of March 31, 2003, IBM has about $4,195,000,000 in cash. SCO sure knows how to pick a good fight.

    5. Re:Linux routers by Burnon · · Score: 1

      If it came to it, I imagine there'd be some negotiations for serious price slashing for volume discounts. $32 would kill profit margins something fierce.

    6. Re:Linux routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As of April 26, 2003, Cisco has about $3,940,000,000 in cash. As of March 31, 2003, IBM has about $4,195,000,000 in cash. SCO sure knows how to pick a good fight.

      Actually, as of April 26, 2003 Cisco had $20.3BB in cash.

      http://biz.yahoo.com/e/030519/csco10-q.html

    7. Re:Linux routers by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      One of you is obviously thinking of Sisqo.

    8. Re:Linux routers by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      More interesting yet: Sun's Cobalt equipment: Qubes, Raqs... Is SCO trying to bite their own ally on this madness?

    9. Re:Linux routers by restive · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only routers, but Cisco runs Linux on their NAMs (Network Analysis Modules...commonly found in 65xx switches)

    10. Re:Linux routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sharp thing prodding you is called 'the point'.

    11. Re:Linux routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's total assets, not liquid assets.

    12. Re:Linux routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As of April 26, 2003, Cisco has about $3,940,000,000 in cash. As of March 31, 2003, IBM has about $4,195,000,000 in cash. SCO sure knows how to pick a good fight.

      You think SCO will get beaten because they run out of lawyer money? Think again. Microsoft has about $40,000,000,000 in cash, and Microsoft has great interest in this fight. Don't count the clowns at SCO out yet, even if they are all dumping their stock as fast and as casually as they can now that it's over $10 a share.

    13. Re:Linux routers by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the question I have a hard time answering is, are they going for the quick payoff or the biggest corporate bitchslapping of all time?

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    14. Re:Linux routers by muyuubyou · · Score: 1

      Try to get some numbers before talking off your ass.

      M$FT has $4,300,000,000 (Mar 31 2003) in cash.

      BTW, despite being seen as the biggest and baddest company in the world, Microsoft is actually much smaller than IBM alone.

      IBM's revenue is about $20 (american) billions and Microsoft is making a revenue of $7.8 BB.

    15. Re:Linux routers by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      And the US Government prints money... SCO just hit the self destruct button.

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      -- $G
    16. Re:Linux routers by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      M$FT has $4,300,000,000 (Mar 31 2003) in cash.

      True, but did you read the rest of that page? MS has $4.3B in cash . . . AND $41.9 B in short term investments, which are basically cash equivalent. That's a total of $46.2 B it has available.

      In contrast, while IBM has $4.2 B in cash, it only has $1.4 B in short term investments.

      BTW, despite being seen as the biggest and baddest company in the world, Microsoft is actually much smaller than IBM alone.

      True. There are actually many companies that have more revenue than MS. You've probably heard of the Fortune 500. That list is based on revenue. And MS isn't even in the top 20. (I don't know it's exact ranking because the damn list isn't on the site). There are companies that dwarf IBM in revenue. For example, Exxon Mobil has $63 B in revenue. Wal-Mart has $57 B.

      But look at the net income (aka Profit). While Exxon's $7B in income is huge, MS's $2.8 B is higher than Wal-Mart's or IBM's.

  9. beowulf? by sniggly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow imagine a beowulf cluster of these claims! :(

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    1. Re:beowulf? by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Considering that most of the lawsuits are expected to take up to 5 years at the very least to reach a judgement?

      It'll be the first time in history that a Beowulf cluster could be beaten in a speed match by a 6.5 Mhz 6086.

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    2. Re:beowulf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, just imagine a beowulf cluster period!!!!! ($699*how many nodes? , cause you had better believe SCO will look at it that way!)

    3. Re:beowulf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they actually figure out step 2 maybe?!

    4. Re:beowulf? by MyHair · · Score: 1

      SCO is dyeing [sic]. Netcraft confirms it....nah, that doesn't work.

      Darl McBride, deat at 52. Nah, that neither.

      Damn, I have the perfect idea, but I can't make it work. The idea is the goatsex guy, uh, revealing the Slashdot topic icon for SCO (the old Caldera logo). First it didn't come out well as ascii art, and second the lameness filter rejected it. But you can assemble the image in your head. Thank you.

      Off to delete that sick crap off my PC now...

  10. Please somebody... by ansak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Disconnect their narco-drip before they decide that the dyes in the colours of most national flags contain their IP!

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    Still hoping for Gentle Treatment...
  11. All SCO jokes have been spent. by BrynM · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this is all just a way to make us run out of SCO jokes before the trial. McBride is such a clever bastard.

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    1. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by mrseigen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, now that the US gov's on our side, they can relegate their best propagandists to coming up with SCO jokes.

      "Why did SCO cross the road?"
      "To get to the courtroom!"
      "BWA HA HA HA HA! That's a keeper"

    2. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > Don't worry, now that the US gov's on our side

      Uhm, FYI: the US Government is _never_ on your side, no matter what side you're on.

    3. Re: All SCO jokes have been spent. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > > Don't worry, now that the US gov's on our side

      > Uhm, FYI: the US Government is _never_ on your side, no matter what side you're on.

      You reckon they're saying that at Haliburton these days?

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    4. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by RickHunter · · Score: 1

      I don't think its going to work. I mean, we didn't run out of bad Microsoft jokes until well after the trial, and those had been going since the early '90s! SCO's even worse than Microsoft in that respect. Expect SCO jokes to be going strong for at least five years after the trial, assuming there ever is one.

    5. Re: All SCO jokes have been spent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows, Haliburton could become the next Philip Morris. Not unheard of, I guess.

    6. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by hankaholic · · Score: 1

      You mean like the one about how you know Microsoft must employ mostly gay developers because their products have so many loose back doors?

      Hiiiioooo!

      --
      Somebody get that guy an ambulance!
    7. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is all just a way to make us run out of SCO jokes before the trial. McBride is such a clever bastard.

      You can laugh at anyone. Some people you parody, others you quote.

      McBride certianly falls in the 'quote' category...

    8. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by Pseudonym · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, no. It's way harder than that.

      First, the Department of Comedy Appropriations Committee commissions an analysis on the current state of government humor. They appoint a consulting firm to investigate the effectiveness of current jokes, baseline requirements for replacement jokes plus evaluation of the risks of producing new jokes.

      This report goes back to the committee who then approve the tender process. The tender duly goes out, where prospective contractors reply with details of past jokes, resumes of key comedy writers and detailed costings for writing of the joke.

      The proposals go back to a subcommittee which produces three recommendations to return to the appropriations committee. The recommendations are announced and subjected to three months of public comment. After this, the committee meets again and formulates a single proposal which is then sent to Congress for approval. The proposal sits in committee for three months, during which it is amended to include extra benefits for certain committee members' pet comedic projects. Once approved, the contractor is appointed.

      The contractor will almost certainly subcontract out some of the work, of course. If the joke requires a pun, for example, they will work closely with a specialised synophonic engineering corporation. At each stage, of course, the oversight committee must reconvene to approve the new subcontractor and possible budgetary implications.

      After six months comes the first deliverable: a detailed design document outlining the scope of the joke, full details on how the joke is to be delivered, any training which the joke's target audience may have to receive beforehand, plus a full analysis of the joke's structure. Once this is approved, the joke moves to the comedy writers, who proceed to write a prototype joke. This is then sent out to simulated audiences where the prototype joke is tested for comedic effectiveness. The results of the tests are sent back to the comedy engineers who then rework the joke.

      By this time, the Department of Comedy's Appropriations Secretary has been replaced. When the new secretary reviews the project, they see problems. Certain humorous allusions which are vital to the success of any replacement jokes have not been factored in. The project specifications are changed and new project deadlines are set. The prototype joke is amended, however, in the process, the new joke loses some of its satirical quality. After obtaining approval for more budget, a new quality assurance oversight group is commissioned to audit the joke and the writing process.

      Once the new joke has been fully audited, it is ready for field testing. Specialised test comedians are employed to determine the joke's comedic value, plus to determine the most effective mode of delivery under various comedic conditions.

      Finally, the joke is delivered, six months late and millions of dollars over budget, along with 26 volumes of JokeSpec-compliant supporting documentation. After a further round of testing by Department of Comedy test comedians, the joke is approved and ready for initial field deployment. At first the joke is used carefully at informal meetings. When problems are found, comedy writers are shipped out on-site to fix minor wording issues.

      After six months of this, the joke is ready for prime-time use.

      I'd tell you what the joke actually is, but unfortunately I'm under an NDA. Sorry.

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    9. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      Don't worry, now that the US gov's on our side ...

      "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

      -- Ronald Reagan

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    10. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by MindNumbingOblivion · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the US government's attempt at translating the ultimate SCO joke weapon into C++ and/or ASCII art has failed because the head programmer attempted to program two routines at once and is set to spend the next few weeks in hospital.

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    11. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you got way too much time on your hands.

    12. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Interesting detail, and I respect your NDA, but given my insight to how the government works, after all that research, analysis, submissions, etc., this is what I expect the joke will turn out to be. Typical government.

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    13. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Thanks a lot. Now we have to sit through months of leak inquiries while we find out who blabbed.

      Sigh.

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    14. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by Zak3056 · · Score: 1
      I'd tell you what the joke actually is, but unfortunately I'm under an NDA. Sorry.

      Luckily, I am not covered by that NDA, though copyright may come into play. Nevertheless, I am willing to risk the ire of the feds and reproduce the joke here:

      My dog's got no nose.

      How does he smell?

      Awful.


      Your tax dollars at work, folks...
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    15. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

      You forgot that they will need to do an Environment Impact Study to determine what ill effects a new set of jokes will have on the environment

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    16. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was funny without reading all of it. I got the gist in a few sentences, marveled at the length, and moved on.

    17. Re:All SCO jokes have been spent. by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      Why do I immediately think of the old Monty Python sketch about the Brits developing a deadly joke?

  12. The Government??? by vsavatar · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well one person you don't want to piss off is Uncle Sam. They can legislate SCO out of existence and the judges can be bought a whole lot easier if they have politicians talking into their ears. SCO is going down, no doubt about it, and hopefully McBride and his cronies will head to jail when all is said and done. Oh and First post!

    1. Re:The Government??? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Now that the government is being threatened with this crap, they're gonna step in and tell SCO to either put up or shut up. And if they can't put up, they're gonna be in a whole world of hurt.

      Makes me wonder if the SCO lawyers didn't approve this and they're gonna smack McBride upside his empty head.

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      There are only 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't
    2. Re:The Government??? by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 1

      Has anybody (in the US) gone to their local District Attorney's office and complained about being extorted? If we complain to enough prosecutors, maybe one of them will file criminal charges against the people at SCO.

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      "Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee." --Bender
    3. Re:The Government??? by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Oh and First post!

      I have a straightjacket you can borrow...

    4. Re:The Government??? by oohp · · Score: 1

      This is not about uncle sam, it's governments that use or want to use Linux, like the gov't of India, the local gov't of Munich, etc.

    5. Re:The Government??? by iainl · · Score: 1

      Its worse than that, even.

      Who is the most prolific user of Linux in the Government? Why, thats probably the NSA, who famously have been supplying a stack of security enhancements to the code.

      SCO have just told the nation's spooks that the code they built belongs to the company, and they need to pay $699 a time to use it. I thought picking an IP fight with IBM needed balls, but thats just suicide.

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  13. Re:my first fp by grasshoppa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Which, do you suppose, is worse? Posting a FP, or being wrong about it?

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  14. Phone calls by mrpuffypants · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Everybody should call SCO now and demand:

    1) WHAT you get by paying them
    2) WHAT part of linux infringes
    3) TO SEE PROOF of infringement

    When they don't provide it then it's time for lawsuits out the wazoo!

    1. Re:Phone calls by towaz · · Score: 1

      Already asked them.... They won't give any details other then links back to the sco website.

      The employees Could be playing ignorent but sco uk didn't seem to have a clue what was happening.

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    2. Re:Phone calls by jmccay · · Score: 2, Funny

      It seems SCO finally answered that stupid South Park mystery:

      1. Pretend to like linux and pay someone to put their own code in an open source company.
      2. *** Sue Everyone under the Sun and Moon ***
      3. PROFIT!!!!!!

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    3. Re: Phone calls by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      > Everybody should call SCO now and demand

      Actually, we should all start mailing them Monopoly money, to pay for their equally fake IP.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    4. Re:Phone calls by SimplexO · · Score: 1, Insightful

      4) WHAT they are smoking

    5. Re:Phone calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Pretend to like linux and pay someone to put their own code in an open source company.
      2. *** Sue Everyone under the Sun and Moon ***
      3. PROFIT!!!!!!

      Hey... Leave Sun out of this, their claim is that they have all ready bought rights to Solaris from AT&T years ago

    6. Re: Phone calls by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

      No, they may have a genuine issue here, but the problem is that they won't say "Which" lines infringe. If they did then the case would dissolve overnight as Linus released a new kernel. And they sure as shit don't want that happening!

    7. Re: Phone calls by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you WERE infringing, so you have already had the benefit of their illegally obtained IP so you still need to pay!

      Although, maybe only $16 in that case.

    8. Re:Phone calls by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Funny

      3) TO SEE PROOF of infringement

      Want to see proof??

      So do I. PinkFairies.org - Offering cash money for offending SCO code.

      Only in business 20 hours, and we're up over $47.00!!

      ~Will.

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    9. Re:Phone calls by g_braad · · Score: 1

      I mailed... does that count... unfortunately i got the following reply:

      This Message was undeliverable due to the following reason:

      Each of the following recipients was rejected by a remote mail server.
      The reasons given by the server are included to help you determine why
      each recipient was rejected.

      Recipient:
      Reason: SMTP overload from 213.46.243.28

      -- the message i sent was:

      what do we get for one license for the SCO IP? do we get a paper showing us the infringed code? If not, we are not willing to pay for a license.

      we rather fix the problem you claim there is for ourself... SO SHOW US THE PROBLEM AND WE WILL FIX IT...

      until you show any prove about your claims, we are not willing to pat you... perhaps we don't even make any use of the code by having recompiled a linux kernel...

      -- too bad they will not read it...

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    10. Re:Phone calls by foobarbaz · · Score: 1

      Here is SCO's toll free number: 1-800-726-8649. *They* pay the phone bill. If everyone reading this post calls them and gives them a long and detailed opinion on what they're doing, they might run out of lawyer money.

      Remember to be polite, since the person answering the phone is not the person making these silly decisions.

    11. Re:Phone calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope. Haven't you been reading slashdot? They got scared, like a buncha pussies, and paid their SCO tax right as soon as SCO announced it.

      Let's face the facts, Linux is dying... back up your data, delete your E2FS partitions, and buy a copy of Windows XP now. I don't wanna hear any of this "but MS is evil... and it costs money" bullshit. I just wanna see the world, united under a common OS... how hard is that for you to understand?

    12. Re:Phone calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush: Born with a silver spoon up his ass. Up his nose, you mean. :-)

    13. Re: Phone calls by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea.

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    14. Re:Phone calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nay, the thing to do is hook up an el cheapo modem, whatever you got stashed... 2400 baud is fine. Set your favorite useless dialup terminal program to dial 1-800-726-8649 and pause a minute or so. Set it to reconnect automatically. You might want to call the number in person first to see if there's a menuing system.... if there is, and it support reversion on * or #, and if you're good enough, you can tell the dialer to sit there and dial 1;#;1;#;1;#;1;#;1;#;1 for *hours*.

      Get several hundred people doing this... I'd love to see the world's first 6 digit 800 number bill go to SCO.

    15. Re:Phone calls by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      does not the fact that they specify version 2.4 and above give any clue?

      if earlier version do not infringe, then what changed into 2.4? (that's still in linux)

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    16. Re:Phone calls by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      PinkFairies.org - Now with new enhanced SCO News Archive.

      And we're over $150!!!!!!

      Remember, if no one claims the bounty, it's all donated to the "OpenSourceNow" initiative (or to the EFF if that thing falls through).

      ~Will

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    17. Re: Phone calls by Lord+Zerrr · · Score: 1

      SCO and Telemarketers, two great uses for all that Monopoly money.

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    18. Re: Phone calls by Cola+Junkee · · Score: 1

      No, No, No ...

      Monopoly money is only good at Microsoft.

      For SCO, you need a game like Stock Ticker.

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    19. Re:Phone calls by caluml · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the person writing the dcom worm is wondering what payload to put in their worm.... :)

    20. Re:Phone calls by wawadave · · Score: 0

      there not smoking any thing. the card carrying 100% bonified MORMONS church going hypocrites.that go to there church on sunday and tell god how wonderful they are.

  15. Cannonballs by Sean80 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Well at least you've got to hand it to them for having balls the size of cannonballs.

    Call me an idiot, but I can't imagine that they'd go down this path if they knew they were only bluffing. Who would honestly be stupid enough to take on the US government on a money issue like this, just when the electioneering is getting started for '04, without thinking they could win?

    Maybe SCO, maybe not.

    1. Re:Cannonballs by MisterMook · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Let the Lawyer-Fu begin. Somehow I think that no matter who is 'right' here, 50 states and the entire Federal government are going to win. At some point Congressmen have to consider the idea that just putting everyone at SCO in jail for some pretext would be easier than explaining to all of their constituents that they have to raise taxes again to pay for some jackass suing over a computer program.

      Agent Smith:"That's right your Honor, after our thorough investigation we found that the code in question is nothing more than fiendishly hidden links to terrorist organizations and kiddy porn sites placed in the program by SCO."

    2. Re:Cannonballs by fireboy1919 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What have they got to lose? A good product? No. A company? It's already in the toilet - they could lose it at any time. Personal holdings? No, the company is doing the charging.

      This could make them all wildly rich! Why not go for it, just in case somebody buys it?

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    3. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the downside for SCO's executive, if they could temporary boost the revenue. With the licensing scheme in place, they could even boost the out look of the company and inflat the stock price. As far as I can tell, the executives will not face any legal challenge.

      They are not selling on insider info, the law suit is legit, at least they think it is (they have to, otherwise, it is illegal)

    4. Re:Cannonballs by arcanumas · · Score: 3, Funny
      Who would honestly be stupid enough to...

      SCO.

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    5. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      corporations are limited liability. They can only gain by pumping up the stock price. IT doesn't matter how badly it goes down, they can't lose anything that they already have. Just keep your name in the news at all cost to keep the stock price up until the bitter end.

    6. Re:Cannonballs by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One last push of the stock price before they start bailing out? Like you said, there's no way in hell they'd take on the government without any sort of proof of their case.

      Maybe this is the final push and then the shit will hit the fan, all over the people who are left holding the cards.

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    7. Re:Cannonballs by Erick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      They aren't sueing the government, they're just asking for some licencing fees. The government can just hand over a little bit of cash and have it over with. If SCO threatens the government, they're up sh!t creek, but if they quietly send an invoice, the gov. just might fall for it.

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    8. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      At some point Congressmen have to consider the idea that just putting everyone at SCO in jail for some pretext...


      No, all we have to do is start talking about the "fact" that Darl has a WMD program. The inevitable outcome will take care of the problem.

    9. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      What have they got to lose?


      They could still strike it rich with the IBM case. (I'm not saying that they have a case, just that nothing is certain when it comes to courts) Pissing everyone (including and especially the govt) off may screw that deal.

    10. Re:Cannonballs by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      SCO's other option is to try and compete with Linux with OpenServer and UnixWare, both of which suck. This will be especially difficult considering the fact that SCO has almost no R&D personnel.

      The fact of the matter is that SCO's tactics are actually working. Before the lawsuit SCOX stock hovered around $1.00/share, and now it's at $12.00/share. Canopy Group has already used SCO's high stock price to rid themselves of Vultus. SCO essentially paid top-dollar (then some) for Vultus in stock (mostly to Canopy Group) this stock was then cashed for more than $3 million dollars. The kicker, Canopy Group owns SCO as well. In essence the Canopy Group took $3 million of investor's money and bought out one of their other worthless companies, putting the proceeds in their own pocket. Not to mention all of the SCO executives that have been selling their personal shares while the stock is up.

      SCO has years before the case even goes to trial. In the meantime they simply threaten the world and watch their stock price go up. Canopy Group and SCO executives can use the inflated stock price in a myriad of ways, and since the trial won't happen for years there is very little chance of SEC involvement. SCO management simply has to pretend like they believe they have a case.

      Not to mention the fact that the government oftentimes loses court cases. Juries apparently don't mind picking the pockets of Uncle Sam. In the meantime, it's good press. Investors love the idea of some company dipping their hands in Uncle Sam's pockets.

    11. Re:Cannonballs by jmorse · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Remember Enron? Prudence and integrity aren't exactly prerequisites for senior management positions these days.

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    12. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this could be clever, really. First we have the Feds. The Feds love Microsoft (see the antitrust surrender), and these days have no problem with spending money we don't have on things we don't need. That's not exactly a tough customer.

      Then there's the states. Cash broke, generally not allowed to run deficits, and all suddenly very excited about the recent Supreme Court decisions that stated that States cannot be sued in federal court at all, and can't be sued in state court unless they agree to be sued.

      So the states all say "we don't feel like being sued right now" and the feds say "here ya go".

      Meanwhile neither of these things helps out private businesses, who have neither legal immunity nor unlimited funds.

    13. Re:Cannonballs by Kegetys · · Score: 1

      Maybe McBride saw his company going down under soon, so he thought out a masterplan to sue IBM with a FUD case, hoping that IBM would just buy them off. Well, that didn't seem work out, so now they are going wild demanding money from everyone, hoping that some people would actually be stupid enough to buy those licenses before the truth that there is no code comes out. The heat is on, and they cant just say "Hehe, we were just kidding with the big blue, there is no code after all." anymore.

    14. Re:Cannonballs by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >Who would honestly be stupid enough to take on the US government on a money issue like this,

      They don't have to go after a huge, visible part of the government. Just a few small sub-branches of a department. And not even a large/full amount.

      "The State and Federal Government paid our licensing fees. See how authentic our claims are!"

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    15. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe the *gasp* actually have a case! I don't think Linux can recover from this- I sure am glad I switched to BSD last week.

    16. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What have they got to lose? ... Why not go for it?

      For the same reason that it isn't okay for a desperate lunatic to cause a bunch of mayhem just for the hell of it. Just because SCO has nothing to lose does NOT give them the right to do damage to the industry in their death throes.

      I really hope someone actually does time on racketeering charges over this.

    17. Re:Cannonballs by Mr_Huber · · Score: 1

      ToDo List:
      1. Short SCO for August.
      2. Profit!!

    18. Re:Cannonballs by Nexx · · Score: 1

      s/these days.$/at all./.

      The job of the company's officers is to create shareholder value. Like grandparent had said, they have nothing else to do this with, so they're doing this with lawsuits.

      Either they're looking to be bought out, or they're extremely desparate.

    19. Re:Cannonballs by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
      Yeah but isn't that illegal? And unlike enron and worldcom, SCO isn't exactly earning the execs millions with wich to go hide in some tax haven.

      Now by going after the US goverment themselves, didn't the NSA do some work on linux? or what that bsd, they are going to get a lot of attention.

      Just as you don't spam the FTC you don't sue the goverment to do a stockscam.

      That said you might be right. I went from outraged to bemused to resigned to incredulous. now I just don't know it anymore. This is beyond silly.

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    20. Re:Cannonballs by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Call me an idiot, but I can't imagine that they'd go down this path if they knew they were only bluffing.

      OK, idiot...

      You obviously don't understand the concept of bluffing do you? The idea of bluffing is to make people think that you've got a much stronger hand than you really do by doing something that would be stupid for someone with a hand as weak as you'v really got.. Personally, I don't think that they'd do something this stupid if they thought that they had a real chance of winning in court. They've just turned what few allies they had left into enemies, but it's one of the few things left for them to do (given the recent RedHat suit), if they're bluffing.

      It's not like they could prove that they really have a strong case....

      My guess is that they're simply trying to keep the stock above the $10.00 mark long enough to sell off all of their remaining stock.

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    21. Re:Cannonballs by spokes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Somehow I think that no matter who is 'right' here, 50 states and the entire Federal government are going to win.

      They'll "win" because there won't ever be a battle. In a world of billion dollar Microsoft contracts, I don't see why the government would have a problem with this. To paraphrase Rutherford B Hayes, this is a government of corporations, by corporations and for corporations.

    22. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's the medical marijuana?

    23. Re:Cannonballs by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is illegal. But the way they (SCO) have been acting recently, would you put it past them? Indeed, all this crap is getting rediculous.

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    24. Re:Cannonballs by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      SCO's bluffs aren't aimed at us vaguely law-savvy slashdot types.. We know that the only leg they've got to stand on is the one between their cannonballs (because they're gonna end up well-hung by the time this one is over). -- and they've just shot that one off, too.

      The intent here is probably to keep the PHB types confused enough for long enough that a couple of them are gonna ante up at SCO's absurd prices. If a couple of PHB's at big companies do this, that could be worth a couple million dollars of pure profit. At that point, they might even be able to get a few more PHBs to ante up (Hey! X at Megacorp just folded. SCO must be serious!) before they run off to The Bahamas with their big performance bonuses.

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    25. Re:Cannonballs by MisterMook · · Score: 1
      I don't see why the government would have a problem with this.
      Maybe because no one in the government ever wants to be perceived as flushing money down the toilet, and people used to exercising power and intimidation usually are the ones who take such tactics the worst? Letting a small company like SCO, with a poor public image and a bunch of ready enemies, bully around the federal government is NOT something that suits in office want. It sends a bad message. This isn't a class action suit of constituents, a corporation with a multi-billion dollar pull on the economy, the company that makes teddy bears, or a company that makes something that the media will get behind and push into the spotlight. All they're going to see is a PROBLEM and an EXPENSE.
    26. Re:Cannonballs by spokes · · Score: 1

      Well I can't say I agree, but time will tell.

      I'd be interested in hearing what good ol Orrin Hatch has to say about all of this. Maybe he'll go ransack SCO's headquarters... or at least all of their hard drives. :-)

    27. Re:Cannonballs by jokkebk · · Score: 1

      And they are also doing exceedingly great job in getting Linux a bad reputation.

      Even if SCO loses every single legal battle that seems to be ahead, many companies will consider twice if they want to get a system where rabid companies can start suing everyone they can think of.

      They're making a really good example of how insecure it is to use an operating system that has code contributed by thousands of individuals,
      you never know if there's a bomb ticking in there. And there won't be a big monopolistic company protecting your rights (and their income) when one of thoes bombs goes off...

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    28. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't sueing the government, they're just asking for some licencing fees.

      It's called extorting. And hopefully some congress critter or gub'ment agent critter will inquire from SCO the judicial ruling that legitmizes their actions.

    29. Re:Cannonballs by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      They do have cannonballs for balls and it seems that SCO is starting to make linux look pretty bad in the corporate analyst world. The fact that no one owns linux is starting the crop up as a huge disadvantage. People want IBM or Redhat or one of the other big linux players to step up and say we know this is BS and will indemnify our customers.

      I know and you know SCO is on crack, but I believe there is a bigger issue here. Who is going to defend the IP in linux when its origin comes into question? Who is going to stand next to a customer running linux and give them a written document clearing them of any further license fees? I fear that if SCO is allowed to continue its FUD that linux will again appear too risky to use in the corporate world.

    30. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (IANAL)

      I'm absoltutely amazed that SCO has done this. Sending what amounts to bogus invoices to government is very risky business - I figured they'd avoid this move.

      Plus if government agencies look at the specifics and decide that they DO NOT have to pay the license fees it will be big news and will effectively make it almost impossible to convince any business to pay up.

    31. Re:Cannonballs by loconet · · Score: 1

      Exactly, they got nothing to loose. As another poster stated, this is a kamakazi attack. This FUD is destroying Linux's rep. It's not about the money, the /. crowd knows that SCO has to be be completly stupid if they think they're going to win.

      Does the general public and PHBs know this? Someone (right!) is really scared of Linux and is doing whatever necessary to throw dirt at it.

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    32. Re:Cannonballs by MisterMook · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends who donates the most to his election campaign, Hatch doesn't have his own politics really - just campaign contributers.

    33. Re:Cannonballs by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think that no matter who is 'right' here, 50 states and the entire Federal government are going to win.

      Really, I hope it doesn't come to that. Look how well the government handled the Microsoft antitrust case, and that was just as cut-and-dry.

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    34. Re:Cannonballs by core+plexus · · Score: 1
      Now by going after the US goverment themselves, didn't the NSA do some work on linux?

      There has been no mention of it on the official SELinux mailing list.

      -cp-

    35. Re:Cannonballs by MisterMook · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but Bill Gate's house is probably worth more than all of the money that SCO can hope to bring to bear on all these cases. That's a rather big difference in the realities of the two companies vs. the government.

    36. Re:Cannonballs by Zoop · · Score: 1

      Agent Smith:"That's right your Honor, after our thorough investigation we found that the code in question is nothing more than fiendishly hidden links to terrorist organizations and kiddy porn sites placed in the program by SCO."

      Bah...this Administration would just declare them "enemy combatants" and let them rot in jail until Howard Dean releases all the--

      Um, hmmm...OK, maybe I would have a reason to vote for Bush...

    37. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that, or after SCO, no one will be able to profit from making IP claims against Linux. Kind of like the boy who cried wolf.

    38. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't WANT this to go to court. They are banking on IBM to settle which we all know isn't going to happen at this point. If IBM were to settle no one would really know what the infringing code is, thus they can continue to extort everyone for money.

      Then we'll have a class act lawsuit against SCO by the people.

    39. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to learn a little bit about when and how often Executives can sell stock. Sco is public right? That means the board of Directors needs to approve the selling or face the wrath of the SEC. They definitely wouldn't support mass dumping when they would lose money themselves. The stock market doesn't work like "Trading places"!

    40. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well at least you've got to hand it to them for having balls the size of cannonballs.

      Yes, but SCO's elephantitis is so bad, the only rational treatment is amputation.

    41. Re:Cannonballs by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      Call me an idiot, but I can't imagine that they'd go down this path if they knew they were only bluffing.

      The key word there being 'knew'

      It looks very much to me as though the current [Caldera|SCO] board have convinced themselves of the truth and righteousness of their claims...

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    42. Re:Cannonballs by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      It sure is a shame that Darl McBride is going to bomb those Senators, isn't it?

    43. Re:Cannonballs by Ashtead · · Score: 1

      Except that they must do this via legal means. Illegal means won't do.

      Thus suing IBM for something that is perceived as a contract violation might be OK. Their subsequent behavior here seems iffy and it does not help their case, but their starting point was decent.

      However, asking everyone who is using Linux in one form or another to pay them big $$ without more than an unsubstantiated claim of having IP rights to something not of their origin... that is not a way to please any stockholders.

      It is as if I said, "OK, all . characters are belong to me, so please render payment of $35 per period you have ever used" It is pretty obvious that such a money-raising scheme is not a durable one.

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    44. Re:Cannonballs by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      "ridiculous", you looser.

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    45. Re:Cannonballs by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      >The job of the company's officers is to create shareholder value

      The job of the company's officers is to keep the shareholders happy. It's not the same thing at all.

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    46. Re:Cannonballs by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

      I believe the poster actually meant "rediculous", as in "diculuous once more".

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    47. Re:Cannonballs by theNote · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter how small a department of the government is that you sue, they are still represented by the attorney general.

    48. Re:Cannonballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      loser, you dork.

    49. Re:Cannonballs by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      Spelling is optional. Remember, this is Slashdot.

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    50. Re:Cannonballs by HiThere · · Score: 1

      OK. I give. Why "isn't okay for a desperate lunatic to cause a bunch of mayhem just for the hell of it"?

      I understand that the people he injures or kills may disagree, but do you know the meaning of desperate? If he's desperate, then he won't be considering how others may feel about him. He'll be considering how to survive the next small bit of time. Lunatic implies that his sense of reality is very different from yours, so you can't expect him to make decisions on the same basis.

      Personally, I feel sympathy for him, and wish he could be put out of his misery. Quickly, before he does any more harm. Preferably with a tranquilizer, but quickly. And I understand that he was doing was he saw as right. This doesn't imply that I agree with him, since my sense of what was real and what was important differed from his in several significant ways. And I understand that he wouldn't feel that my actions were right. I wouldn't expect him to. But he needs to be put down quickly.

      It's like a dog that looks just like the one you used to have in the family, but which has gone feral, or possibly rabid. And you don't know which. You want to save it. You'd rather tranquilize it. But you MUST take it down.

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    51. Re:Cannonballs by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The reports are that the SCO executives have already been unloading their stock at the currently inflated prices. Many of them bought stock at just pennies per share and are selling it at $12 per share. They could hold onto well over half of their stock and still turn a significant profit at small risk.

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    52. Re:Cannonballs by Nexx · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. My point to the parent of my response was that he was looking for such values as integrity and such that have no place, ideally speaking, in a corporate mind. Apparent integrity may or may not hold value, but pure integrity on the part of a corporate officer, especially one that costs the company stock value, will likely get said officer sued.

  16. Going too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, this is going too far. One can only hope that pissing off the government will end them up in even more lawsuits. Could the US govt shut them down forcefully somehow?

  17. Nurse, my cheque book by pldms · · Score: 1

    Before the medication wears off.

    $32 for using my tivo? I believe that uses many of the contested server technologies.

    PS I am being sarcastic

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  18. Who is the arse (ass) ? by cfl · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe the author *meant* to spell breach as "breech" in the article link:

    "SCO is currently suing IBM Corp. for breech of contract for allegedly supplying some of that Unix code as part of the open source development process for Linux. "

    From dictionary.com:

    breech:

    breech ( P ) Pronunciation Key (brch)
    n.
    The lower rear portion of the human trunk; the buttocks.

    breach:

    1
    a. An opening, a tear, or a rupture.
    b. A gap or rift, especially in or as if in a solid structure such as a dike or fortification.
    2 A violation or infraction, as of a law, a legal obligation, or a promise.

    I think in this case we are all of the opinion that SCO is an arse (or ass if
    you prefer the American spelling).

  19. Wouldn't it great... by crotherm · · Score: 1

    if you could be a fly on the wall at SCO when they are coming up with this crap? I mean they really cannot be serious. This will go down as the biggest troll ever!

    OMG what farking balls these guys have....

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    1. Re:Wouldn't it great... by flacco · · Score: 5, Funny
      if you could be a fly on the wall at SCO when they are coming up with this crap?

      i imagine each idea would start like this:

      (...bong-water bubble sounds...)

      (...pause...)

      (...exhale...)

      "Heeheehee... dude, check this one out, you are gonna freak:..."

      (...stifled chortling...)

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    2. Re:Wouldn't it great... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

      There IS a book in here somewhere. I hope an executive admin or someone else is taking notes. They could be very rich when they write the book about the great attack on Linux that failed, as an insider's view.

    3. Re:Wouldn't it great... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Instead of Barbarians at the Gates, it might be Bozos from Gates?

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    4. Re:Wouldn't it great... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      lessee: atheist, vegetarian, linux user. have i missed anything?

      Yes: Jesus, peppered steak, and FreeBSD.

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    5. Re:Wouldn't it great... by flacco · · Score: 1
      Yes: Jesus, peppered steak, and FreeBSD.

      Not bad, not bad :-)

      I might still give FreeBSD a try, but ixnay on the other two.

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  20. The gov't, eh? by boola-boola · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The government owes SCO money? The government's response should be entertaining... :)

  21. Refreshing management trend by unicorn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Personally I find SCO's management style refreshing.

    No wishy-washyness. It's damn the torpedoes, and full speed ahead. Never a moment of doubt that they may be making a huge mistake. No second guessing themselves. We know what we want, and we know where we're going. And we'll be damned if ANYTHING is going to dissuade us. Full court press, lads.

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    1. Re:Refreshing management trend by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yep, they're about as refreshing as the Iraqi Information Minister! :)

      I think they've eaten too many Mentos. They're way too Fresh(tm). They may have, in fact, overdosed on Mentos. At least, that's what the coronor's report will read about 2 hours after the government actually takes notice of this.

    2. Re:Refreshing management trend by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Well, it may not be so refreshing when you realize that SCO has already won. Just look at their stock price and the executive dumping records.

      SCO could go entirely bankrupt, and they'd still win.

    3. Re:Refreshing management trend by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Hell, even if the SEC did decide that they'd done something illegal and sent them all to jail, they might do a couple years tops in club fed and have to pay back a tenth of what they made on the deal. They truly can not lose.

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    4. Re:Refreshing management trend by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      I like Mentos, yes they are Fresh, but I don't think they cause harm. In fact, I usually eat Mentos before I try coding something. It's one of my programming foods.

    5. Re:Refreshing management trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They may have, in fact, overdosed on Mentos

      Overdose, yes.

      I don't think it's on Mentos. My guess is a Crak-LSD combination...

    6. Re:Refreshing management trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they sound more like the Bush administration's way of dealing with foreign policy, particularly since SCO is taking offensive actions, not defensive.

    7. Re:Refreshing management trend by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1
      Personally I find SCO's management style refreshing.
      No wishy-washyness. It's damn the torpedoes, and full speed ahead. Never a moment of doubt that they may be making a huge mistake. No second guessing themselves. We know what we want, and we know where we're going. And we'll be damned if ANYTHING is going to dissuade us. Full court press, lads.

      Thanks! I knew I'd seen that before! [Tasteless_Humor]The last time I heard about damning torpedoes and proceeding without second guessing, the Kursk sunk.[/Tasteless_Humor]

      Honestly, SCO appears to be proceeding very quickly, but not very decisively. Yes, they've been proceeding to sue lots of companies, but they've also had very strange public faces. At first, they hadn't talked to Linus and only had a beef with IBM, no end user would notice. By now, they talked to Linus way back in December, who told SCO to screw themselves and SCO now says end-users need to cough up lots of money in exchange for GPLed code they can download from SCO this very moment.

      I prefer IBM's style. 300k+ employees with a single voice, saying, "We believe our customers have no need to fear and are pursuing SCO as necessary". SCO barely has 300 employees, if that, and they still can't keep a consistant story.

    8. Re:Refreshing management trend by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      No wishy-washyness. It's damn the torpedoes, and full speed ahead. Never a moment of doubt that they may be making a huge mistake. No second guessing themselves. We know what we want, and we know where we're going. And we'll be damned if ANYTHING is going to dissuade us. Full court press, lads.

      Yes, much like Germany in September of 1939.

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    9. Re:Refreshing management trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wishy-washyness. It's damn the torpedoes, and full speed ahead. Never a moment of doubt that they may be making a huge mistake. No second guessing themselves. We know what we want, and we know where we're going. And we'll be damned if ANYTHING is going to dissuade us. Full court press, lads.



      Yes, much like Germany in September of 1939.


      Indeed. You could however certainly pick more recent examples... What about March of 2003?

    10. Re:Refreshing management trend by iainl · · Score: 1

      "At least, that's what the coronor's report will read about 2 hours after the government actually takes notice of this."

      Well, they did just tell probably the most well-funded spy organisation on the planet (the NSA) that all those wonderful security enhancements added to the code over the last year or two are SCO property, and they will have to fork over a fortune to get it back.

      I'm really curious as to who they can find to piss off as an encore, as the range of more stupid targets is getting pretty small. Maybe McBride will claim that the Qur'an is theirs too, and if anybody wants to read it they'll have to buy a license.

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  22. Slander? by bozojoe · · Score: 1

    Somebody refresh my memory. Whats the current jail time penalty for slanderous statements?

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    1. Re:Slander? by handmedowns · · Score: 1

      https://rn.ftc.gov/pls/dod/wsolcq$.startup?Z_ORG_C ODE=PU01 Why doesn't everyone approached to pay for a license just file a complaint with the FTC? Enough complaints should lead to an investigation. Maybe antitrust?

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    2. Re:Slander? by molarmass192 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There isn't any. However, SCO going after the government should negate most of the influence that SCO had via Orrin Hatch who's son is one of their lawyers. Since this is an election year for Senator Hatch, I'm quite sure he'd rather keep a low profile over ties to a company looking to extort public money, especially after allegations of his being "bought" by the pharmaceutical giants.

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  23. Article slashdotted, entire text here: by loucura! · · Score: 4, Funny

    [... snip out boring stuff...]

    Sources close to the controversy report hearing SCO CEO Darl McBride screaming and then loud thumps, before noting a non-descript black van leaving the SCO compound.

    Administration Spokesperson Dill Franken had this to say, "While we cannot reveal the identity of the individuals for reasons of National Security, we can safely say that we have thwarted a terrorist network in their attempts to threaten the government, and our way of life."

    He then went on to check his watch and remarked, "they should be arriving at Camp X-ray, right... about... now!" He then took some questions and concluded the press conference.

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    1. Re:Article slashdotted, entire text here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [... snip out boring stuff...]

      Well that's not the entire text now, is it? There's only one thing I hate more than a dumb ass, and that's a liar. And you, you are a dumb ass liar.

    2. Re:Article slashdotted, entire text here: by angeles13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      LOL!!

      this has to be one of the most amusing article summations I've read in quite some time!

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    3. Re:Article slashdotted, entire text here: by loucura! · · Score: 1

      It's called summarising, the boring stuff was... well, boring, so I summarised it for the benefit of the slashdot populace.

      Anyhow, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Have a nice day.

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  24. You know... by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it's stupid enough pissing on big blue's shoes, but when you start trying to bully the US government, you get called a terrorist, and we all know what happens then.

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    1. Re:You know... by Vargasan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Free 'vacation' to Cuba?

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    2. Re:You know... by ihummel · · Score: 1

      If only Darl McBride would get carted off to Guantanamo with no legal counsel one blessed August night...

    3. Re:You know... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "..it's stupid enough pissing on big blue's shoes, but when you start trying to bully the US government, you get called a terrorist, and we all know what happens then. "

      I don't think Tony Blair could take any more of that!

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    4. Re:You know... by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      A complementary set of casserole dishes?

    5. Re:You know... by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

      Plus, McBride is not a great name to have in prison.

      "Looks like you dun dropped the soap agin, McBride..."

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    6. Re:You know... by trybywrench · · Score: 1

      they lock you in a room and throw the room away.

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    7. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ..it's stupid enough pissing on big blue's shoes, but when you start trying to bully the US government, you get called a terrorist, and we all know what happens then.

      Actually, since Carl Perkins is now dead, I guess you can piss on the blue suede shoes all you want. What's he gonna do about it now?

  25. You gotta love these guys! by overshoot · · Score: 1

    Flirting with extortion and RICO charges wasn't exciting enough. Now they're trying a shakedown of the US Federal government. What are the odds that someone in Congress calls up the DOJ and wants either evidence or heads on plates?

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  26. Question for Linux users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello, I am a single mom running my own business in suburb Los Angeles area. When I heard about the SCO news, I got really worried about the legality, since I consult other people and want to be perfectly legal with my software (I bought a Lindows machine from Wal-Mart).

    So this morning I wrote up a check to SCO and sent it to their office (the mailman came and picked it up when he was dropping the correspondence). However, instead of $699 I wrote it up for $799. The question is: how should I approach SCO about the $100 refund? Would it be ok to contact them before the check actually got there? Or would I have to let it slip due to my own inattention?

    Thank you,
    Melissa Bryant

    1. Re:Question for Linux users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a Linux user, but I suggest you get on the bank and cancel that cheque...

    2. Re:Question for Linux users by drizzx · · Score: 1

      lol, if you were....

      no wait, i'll restrain myself :)

      Good Luck :)

      and damn, thats gotta be the most expensive copy of Lindows ever :)

    3. Re:Question for Linux users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      INAL but I am a linux user and coder.
      I would cancel your check as you are simply wasting your money..

    4. Re:Question for Linux users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend you call your bank and have them cancel that cheque before SCO get a chance to cash it... if their claims are true (which they are not), you legally can't be forced to pay anything until their court case is finished. although, IANAL...

    5. Re:Question for Linux users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

    6. Re:Question for Linux users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus H. Christ!

      How much more obvious can a troll get? I count FIVE people who fell for it, at least three obviously sincerely.

      Fucktards.

  27. Repressed Childhood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is there someone at SCO who got beaten up as a child? I believe the words spoken were, "Someday, I'll make them all pay... Just you watch."

    BTW - This post costs $1399 if I spell out more than L-I-...

  28. The foaming mouths of slashdotters ;-P by ArCaNe50 · · Score: 1

    Its hilarious to see the reaction of everyone once the word "SCO" is mentioned. They(SCO) are just shooting them selves in the foot anyway. I think that the CEO if SCO has a burning need to see SCO burning.

  29. Three Points by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1) Maybe if SCO actually made something linux-based for the mass market worth purchasing they would reap some of those "lost profits" they moan about

    2) Linux code should be de-SCOed to prevent this sort of problem from continuing to flair up

    3) Would someone please investigate the RIAA to see if they're using any Linux systems? Personally I'd love to see the RIAA and SCO duke it out in court instead of on consumers who have to settle on their terms...

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    1. Re:Three Points by mrseigen · · Score: 4, Funny
      3) Would someone please investigate the RIAA to see if they're using any Linux systems? Personally I'd love to see the RIAA and SCO duke it out in court instead of on consumers who have to settle on their terms...
      They're not Daleks! You can't kill them by running them into each other. With our luck, they'd probably combine into some sort of uber-litigious company and destroy all computer technology. We'd all be reduced to writing on stone tablets by fire!
    2. Re:Three Points by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Dude, the RIAA and SCO have nothing to do with each other.

    3. Re:Three Points by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

      Linux code should be de-SCOed to prevent this sort of problem from continuing to flair up

      The community would, but SCO won't release what infringes against their IP because they're afraid that's exactly what we'll do. It's like going into a lost and found and yelling that you have something of theirs then when asked what it is not saying.

    4. Re:Three Points by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "3) Would someone please investigate the RIAA to see if they're using any Linux systems? Personally I'd love to see the RIAA and SCO duke it out in court instead of on consumers who have to settle on their terms... "

      Reminds me of a stand-up act I got a glimpse of on TV: "Why don't the bloods and crips do something useful like take out the KKK?"

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    5. Re: Three Points by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Linux code should be de-SCOed to prevent this sort of problem from continuing to flair up

      Or we could just start calling it GNU/SCO, and everyone would be happy.

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    6. Re:Three Points by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Point 1: They tried, they failed. Point 2: They won't announce what code supposedly is theirs, so this can't be done. You apparently haven't read any of the 3298567324809567 SCO vs. Linux stories posted to /. since all this shitmongering began. Point 3, while it is tempting to throw bad litigants at one another, this will not work because SCO is not a P2P organization, and because it would be much smarter to attack bad laws which allow this to happen than to exploit them which gives them more power.

      BTW, s/flair up/flare up/. Nice work, sparky.

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    7. Re:Three Points by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

      2) Linux code should be de-SCOed to prevent this sort of problem from continuing to flair up

      Please don't dignify SCO by assuming that they are right about the so-called infringement. Our assumption should be that Linux is clean until they prove otherwise.

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    8. Re:Three Points by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      We'd all be reduced to writing on stone tablets by fire!

      Nah, I think SCO owns the patent on Stone Tablets as well.

    9. Re:Three Points by xigxag · · Score: 1

      2) Linux code should be de-SCOed to prevent this sort of problem from continuing to flair up

      Okay, so Linux gets de-SCO'ed. What's to stop "Fyoo-Byar, Inc." from getting someone to contribute "stolen" code from one of their own obscure but valid patents into Linux or a similar open source OS, waiting a few years for the kernel to be embedded everywhere, and then suing everyone as SCO has done? It seems to me that this is just the tip of the iceberg. The thing is, it's quite possible that traditional software has stolen code too, but they're more shielded from this kind of action because the source is not exposed to public examination.

      So, is this really about SCO desperately looking for revenue anywhere, or could McBride be a front man for someone else trying to permanently destroy the viability of Open Source in general?

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    10. Re:Three Points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AH HA! And the IETF laughed at my submission of a Clay Tablet Protocol (CTP) spec!!!

    11. Re:Three Points by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      If they were Daleks, we could get rid of them by protecting them from The Terrible Secret of Space.

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    12. Re:Three Points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Stone tablets!? ... Wow! Imagine a ferral wolf cluster of those!

    13. Re:Three Points by RdsArts · · Score: 1

      We'd all be reduced to writing on stone tablets by fire!

      So MS's tablet-computer initative's taking off then?

    14. Re:Three Points by Googo · · Score: 1

      Fire? What's fire.

    15. Re:Three Points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) Linux code should be de-SCOed to prevent this sort of problem from continuing to flair up


      There is no SCO code in Linux. Why do people keep saying this?

      SCO has you convinced too?

    16. Re:Three Points by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      If the RIAA and SCO were Daleks, we could just lock them in a basement somewhere since they cannot climb staircases (I'm ignoring the Sylvester McCoy episode)... The more appropriate analogy would be that both of these entities are Cybermen, and all we'd then have to do is inject them with gold dust to wipe them out. Wouldn't that be fitting? (or stuff Mr. McBride and Ms. Rosen with all the SCO stock certificates and pirated CDs)...

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  30. This May Be Redundant... by jcenters · · Score: 1
    ...But can this get any sillier?

    I mean really, come one, what's next? Are they going to ally with the mafia and start extorting the money personally?

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    1. Re: This May Be Redundant... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > ...But can this get any sillier?

      > I mean really, come one, what's next? Are they going to ally with the mafia and start extorting the money personally?

      No, next week they'll try to shake down the Mafia for licensing fees, and then you won't have to hear any more FUD out of them.

      Unless maybe you go snorkling around the Chicago docks.

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    2. Re:This May Be Redundant... by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Oh god no. No no no NO!

      Now you will have to pay $699,000,000 in damages for posting the next step of SCO's secret business plan in bublic.

    3. Re:This May Be Redundant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no! They're going to take on the mafia.

      John Gotti, Jr. will wake up with a penguin's head in his sheets.

    4. Re:This May Be Redundant... by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      I mean really, come one, what's next? Are they going to ally with the mafia and start extorting the money personally?

      Of course not. They're going to sue the Mafia for $1399 for every copy of Linux they're running.

      You didn't REALLY think the Mafia was still running a paper-based office, did you?

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    5. Re:This May Be Redundant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, public*

  31. Go SCO Go by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    How fast can you self destruct? I am curious what the government is going to do?

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  32. SEC complaint by IgD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wrote to the SEC the other day. This lawsuit is frivolous. Basically this is a pump and dump scheme. SCO's executives are hyping up this lawsuit and their company while in the backroom apparently they are selling their own stock.

    1. Re:SEC complaint by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

      but.....SCO.....untrustworthy?.....no!.....

      I miss the good old days of /. being anti-Microsoft...

    2. Re:SEC complaint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is orchestrating the whole SCO thing and Bill personally called in the order from the SCO executives. Don't underestimate Microsoft's reach.

    3. Re:SEC complaint by mgpeter · · Score: 1

      I think you are definately right, this is a pump and dump operation. Checking out the website, I cannot believe the money these criminals are making -

      from 20 June to 22 July a Broughton, Reginald C has made over 3/4 of a Million dollars in selling stock, stock that he probably got with options, or purchased at under $1 a share

      The SEC should crack down on this

      I don't mind other people becoming successful, but SCO doesn't even have a product that is worth a crap anymore!

    4. Re:SEC complaint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got a few things to learn about the market. Notice most of Reginald's sellings were pre-planned sells (automatic). That means this was worked out with the board of directors months ago, maybe even a year ago. Convenient timing yes, but foul play, no. Now the other Officers selling off stock that didn't carefully plan ahead need to be worried. Then again their blocks of 5k and 7k aren't shit to the SEC. 20k or 50k blocks and we might start to have a case on insider trading.

    5. Re:SEC complaint by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Annoying as the SCO people are, it's also nice to see stupid investors willing to put money into IP-wielding companies get ripped off.

  33. Oh they're fucked now by PeteyG · · Score: 1

    If they start seriously going after the Federal fuckin' Government , they're going to get there assess kicked .

    Can you imagine how much that would cost the Feds and the states? Once you put a pricetag on it (and god, it would be huge), regular people will say "wait a minute... what's that money for!?"

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    1. Re:Oh they're fucked now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? When was the last time the government cared about how much money they wasted?

    2. Re:Oh they're fucked now by arkane1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or it could backfire on all of us, and they could simply hand over the cash without a thought.
      Thus, legitimizing SCO's case even further.

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  34. Crap by pokka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well this sucks. Has anyone hacked the Tivo yet to run Windows?

    1. Re:Crap by Feyr · · Score: 2

      i can just see it now. all of your recorded shows starts with a notice asking you if you want to check a central database for copyrighted work. once you click yes you then get a few bluescreens

      oh and windows is hardly free, even for embedded devices (no tag price, but im sure it's higher than whatever sco is charging)

    2. Re:Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAH!!! You made a funny about blue screens!! How cool!!

      Butt licker.

    3. Re:Crap by EpsCylonB · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well this sucks. Has anyone hacked the Tivo yet to run Windows?

      A true example of how evil SCO are is seen when they bring a slashdotter to utter such a statement.

    4. Re:Crap by ihummel · · Score: 1

      Are you on crack? The question you should have asked is this: Has anyone hacked the Tivo yet to run NetBSD?

    5. Re:Crap by pokka · · Score: 1

      Are you on crack? The question you should have asked is this: Has anyone hacked the Tivo yet to run NetBSD?

      Yeah, I would have asked that, but I heard somewhere that NetBSD is dying.

    6. Re:Crap by mckeever · · Score: 1

      Won't speak to the Tivo (I don't have one), but I have been spending some time looking at putting a BSD variant on my Sharp Zaurus.

    7. Re:Crap by Cyberglich · · Score: 1

      Ironicaly with tivos setup it whould be easyer to make it run Mac os9

    8. Re:Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A INTERESTING challange.

      A true hacker would not care, he would just cause he COULD.

      But a linux fan boy would see it as a invasion of turf.

      I could also SEE it as an article on slashdot. "User gets win98 to run on tivo box. Why he would do such a thing is beyond me." It would be slashdoted in seconds.

    9. Re:Crap by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Why not just port Contiki to higher end processors? That little web server didn't do too bad this morning.

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    10. Re:Crap by ihummel · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, I would have asked that, but I heard somewhere that NetBSD is dying."

      Lies! There all lies!

      Besides, putting Windows on something is worse than actually paying the SCO fee in the same way that bowing to Darth Sidius is worse than bowing to Darth Tyrannus. The master is worse than the apprentice.

    11. Re:Crap by ihummel · · Score: 1

      :::smacks himself with a snurf cluebat:::

      I meant to say "They're", not "There". Shame on me.

  35. Exorbitant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    $699 per license seems rather pricey considering SCO can at best only claim responsibility for a fraction of the code.

    Anyone want to crunch the numbers line-by-line to discover how much a boxed linux version should set you back if SCO's per-line cost is translated across the entire code?

    1. Re:Exorbitant... by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Well lets see. They own "0", so thats about half the code, give or take...

      I guess that means retail Linux is worth approximately 2x $699

    2. Re:Exorbitant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to crunch the numbers but wc doesn't have a recursive mode.

      Suffice it to say that [number_of_lines_in_linux_source_code] * 0 = 0

    3. Re:Exorbitant... by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      Anyone want to crunch the numbers line-by-line to discover how much a boxed linux version should set you back if SCO's per-line cost is translated across the entire code?

      No because we have no idea what code or how many lines SCO actualy belives they own.

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    4. Re:Exorbitant... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Anyone want to crunch the numbers line-by-line to discover how much a boxed linux version should set you back if SCO's per-line cost is translated across the entire code?

      We can't... we don't know exactly how many lines SCO is claiming.

    5. Re:Exorbitant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are the licensing costs of similar OS's at the Government level per-machine? Even if SCO claimed to be responsible for 1/4 of Linux code (hardly believable), I doubt that many are licensing OS's at $2800 bucks a pop.

  36. FUD! by UVABlows · · Score: 0, Redundant

    FUD
    FUD
    wIIIIIse
    FUD
    wIIIIIse
    FUD
    wIIIIIse
    FUD
    errrr
    FUD!
    wIIIIIse
    errrrrrr

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  37. Yes, but SCO owes me $750 for each Linux copy sold by tjstork · · Score: 1


    I inadvertantly left some source code on my web site, and SCO stole it. I can't show it to you but even the comments are the same.

    Therefor, everyone out there using Linux owes me $750.

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  38. whoa whoa whoa by Comsn · · Score: 1

    piss of linux users wont get much trouble
    piss off IBM will cost you your soul
    piss off the US Govment and watch out!

    what kind of scare tactic is this? extortion of the government? this is just begging for trouble.

  39. Not to start a flame war by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    ...but you saw what both Bush administrations have done to Iraq...SCO is not playing it smart.

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  40. VxWorks by fazil · · Score: 1


    Ya know VxWorks, that amazing Real Time O/S? I think it could possibly incorporates a lot of Unix code.. I mean, it's less of a stretch to VxWorks, than it is to Linux. Does anyone have any ideas if SCO *could* go after Vxworks? If they do.. Nortel Networks should run scared, most of those PBX's run VxWorks. Their IP phone stuff also uses VxWorks.

    Just to get those wheels turning...

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  41. send Lawyers, Guns, and Money. by dropoffx · · Score: 1

    Stowell said the company has no immediate plans to file suit against government agencies using Linux, but rather plans to speak with individual offices about buying licenses first. I'm sure the government would like to speak with you about these licenses too.

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  42. Hey SCO by drivers · · Score: 1

    I think I speak for all of us when I say: FUCK YOU! Again: F U C K Y O U !

  43. Quickly degenerating into the really bizarre ... by Vicegrip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any strategist would tell you that if you want to win, you don't pick fights with everyone you see.

    I'm seriously thinking it's time to call in the men in the white suits and get Mc Bride strapped up and thrown into a padded room for his own good.

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  44. They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by morven2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Read the article. They're demanding $32 a copy from the OEM; in this case, the TiVo company themselves. Individual users are NOT liable for this, they cannot demand this and they won't get it. If TiVo ships code it shouldn't have, then they are liable, not their customers.

    A company truly serious about a genuine claim would't be behaving this way, IMO. SCO wouldn't be trying to shake down users in advance of a judgment; rather, they'd get a judgment, and then, armed with that, their shakedown would have MUCH more teeth.

    1. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by ErisCalmsme · · Score: 1

      Im glad you said brought that up, because I was just about to ask how the hell they planned to find everyone that owned a tivo. But on a serious note, can SCO really afford to all this legal work at the same time? Im no genius but it's gotta be pretty damn expensive to fight legal battles with IBM, redhat, the government, and everyone else on the planet all at once...

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    2. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by ncc74656 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Read the article. They're demanding $32 a copy from the OEM; in this case, the TiVo company themselves. Individual users are NOT liable for this, they cannot demand this and they won't get it. If TiVo ships code it shouldn't have, then they are liable, not their customers.

      Last time I checked, TiVo used one of the 2.1.something kernels. The underlying hardware (in a Series 1, anyway) is a single PowerPC 403GCX running at (IIRC) 53 MHz...less power than an old PowerMac 6100. Out of the box, it's equipped with 16 megs of RAM (but you can bump that to 32 if you're good with a soldering iron).

      I strongly doubt that TiVo used any of the technologies that $CO claims it owns (no SMP, no RCU, etc). Then again, $CO doesn't seem to be constrained too much by the truth.

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    3. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by RevMike · · Score: 5, Informative
      They're demanding $32 a copy from the OEM; in this case, the TiVo company themselves.

      Hmm. Maybe not. TiVo licenses their technology but the actual OEMs are Sony and Philips. Sounds even better!

    4. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      A phrase just came to mind to describe SCO's tactic, one that I'm sure has been thought about but I've yet to see:

      "Shotgun licensing"

      It's like spam...throw out enough license demands and sooner or later, some poor bastard will bite. You make up for the lack if hits by sheer volume.

      For the Conspiracy Theroists: SCO is demanding license fees from the US government at the behest of Microsoft, to make Microsoft software look cheap compared to Linux.

      Just a spontaneous thought...

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      Government's idea of a balanced budget: take money from the right pocket to balance...oh who am I kidding?
    5. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by ihummel · · Score: 1

      Well, if they don't have any real case, and the thing goes to trial, then they will be seriously screwed down the road. Maybe we will see the top execs in jail for trying to defraud businesses that use Linux, not to mention the federal government.

    6. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by jabster · · Score: 1

      but wait a minute....as an end user of linux, aren't I liable? whether i'm using it on a computer or a Tivo, I'm still using it.

      So which is it, SCO?

      make up your mind.

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    7. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Whether they use the technology that SCO claims to own is irrelevant. The question is whether any of that code is in a binary which is included on their system. While SCO doesn't really have any grounds to sue for those reasons either, that's their justification.

      --
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    8. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      For the Conspiracy Theroists: SCO is demanding license fees from the US government at the behest of Microsoft, to make Microsoft software look cheap compared to Linux.


      Well a more considered opinion is that they are trying to make linux software seem unreliable and make it seem like an unknown quantity. Isn't this the heart of M$'s argument that Open Source is viral ?.

      However I have yet to see any serious evidence that M$ has anything to do with SCO.

    9. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Read the article...

      Why should the ignorati here on Slashdot start
      doing that. They haven't bothered up to this
      point.

    10. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by kfg · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that it's SCO's ( well, IBM's really) expertise with UNIX on the x86 chip that they claim has been misappropriated.

      KFG

    11. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by gsfprez · · Score: 1

      that is totally inconsistent with the rest of their actions (did i just inferr the SCO has been consistent on anything? Sorry... )

      in all other cases of use of Linux they ARE demanding $xx a copy of Linuxfrom the end user. What the hell could their justification possibly be for going after end users of Linux.. except end users of Linux when it comes to TiVo?

      What is so frustrating about this whole thing is that there is not a single shred of logic to ANY of it... that it makes it hard to think about. I literally can't dwell on it too long because its just one great big SCO version of Calvinball (the game where the rules and logic are made up on the fly). I try sorting out the reasons for anything SCO does.. and i literally end up with a headache. Maybe that's the plan?

      I mean, the Chewbacca defense is just as logical and well reasoned as the moves SCO has made. honestly, what would a judge do if you walked in and literally gave the Chewbacca defense? I have no idea... but its got to be exactly the same as what the judge would do to SCO if/when this gets to trial.

      I hate to say it... but i'm going to pull a larry flint here... we need to call for God to smote SCO.

      --
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    12. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by screenrc · · Score: 1

      TiVo is probably guilty of using my IP and
      my contributions to GNU/Linux. Don't ask to
      be more specific of to show proof. If SCO is
      not required to show proof, I am not required
      to show proof either.

    13. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      the actual OEMs are Sony and Philips

      Ooo! Ouch! Ouch! This just keeps getter better and better! What other huge multi-nationals will be next? Soon we'll have to invent starships so SCO can find some huge alien empires to sue! *snorf*!

      "So why don't we just sue the entire universe Mr. Morden?" "One thing at a time, McBride, one thing at a time."

      "*whistle-squeek* When the avalanche has begun, it is too late for the pinheads to sue..."

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    14. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by schwartzon · · Score: 1

      ok, so what is the chewbacca defense? maybe im dumb, but ive never head of that before

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    15. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Without the shakedown they can't afford the fight.

      It's a raid the ammo bunker for supplies strategy.

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      -- $G
    16. Re:They're not demanding money from TiVo owners. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Yeah but who do you think Tivo passes it's costs of to? The customer. You bought a livetime subscription? Too bad, $32 is a lot of money, so you pay $2 a month to cover it.

  45. My Z has a web server by starling · · Score: 1

    Does that mean I owe them $699 or $32 or $731? Guess I'll keep my money while I wait for clarification.

  46. I hope the gov. ignores them by Erick+the+Red · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't, SCO's in the money. It's been said over and over that only idiots would buy licences from them, but the government is known for wasting money.

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  47. Is extortion legal in america now? by incom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Surely there must be some criminal charges that can be laid against SCO in some jurisdiction.

    --
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  48. This is getting silly... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can go after the vendors or you can go after the end-users, you can't go after both.

    Double dipping like this is a joke. I'm sure SCO's lawyers justify this by saying it's analogous to selling stolen goods and then receiving stolen goods but, assuming for a second that SCO's claims are valid, if a Linux distributor like Red Hat or SuSE settles up shouldn't that settlement cover their existing customers? If not, why do those customers have to license the software twice?

    Makes you long for the good old days of instance justice - if this was the Wild West, someone would have put a bullet in SCO's back a long time ago.

    --

    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:This is getting silly... by tc · · Score: 1

      No, because Red Hat and SuSE don't indemnify their customers against that legal risk. (Interestingly, Microsoft do indemnify their customers against similar legal risks, perhaps that's a selling point for their software?)

    2. Re:This is getting silly... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Just how are you going to prove that someone is running Red Hat, SuSE or any other flavour of Linux on one, one hundred or even one hundred thousand machines?

      How are you going to prove that they're running an OS on one CPU or two?

      What about all those stand-alone systems that aren't even connected to the internet?

      What about people who have a Knoppix CD?

      These are the kind of questions that SCO really hasn't thought through.

      $699 for an OS that runs on 486 hardware? That much to run an Os on a machine that might have cost only a tenth of that or have been a charitable donation?

      Really, these guys are bordering on insane.

      --

      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
  49. how can this go one ... by Rubbersoul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I fail to see how SCO can go around demanding fees for something they have proven no leagal right to. If I, or anyone else, went around saying everyone that ows a copy of [insert product] owes me 2 cents [insert company] would force me to put up or shut up. I know that RedHat is trying to fight back now, but something needs to be done to SCO fast. The more and more I think about the more they sound like a pwan for a MS, all they are doing is spreding FUD making casual observers have doubts about linux ... either that or they are just fucktards.

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    1. Re:how can this go one ... by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
      Erhm well I think they are just about going to far with this. TIVO is a Philips product, the company that dared go against the RIAA in defending the CD standard from being deluted.

      Also Sony is closely involved with tivo (as a dutch person of course the sony involvement is negliclble and of no importance). Perhaps now SCO is really going to be stepping on some major toes here. Not just a bunch of powerless geeks. IBM is hardly threatened so far after all, to them all this is just one of the many many IP battles they have fought in the past wich they can easily just let it run its course with no adverse affect on their bottom line.

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    2. Re:how can this go one ... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      "If I, or anyone else, went around saying everyone that ows a copy of [insert product] owes me 2 cents [insert company] would force me to put up or shut up."

      If I went around saying I was emperor, just because some watery tart had lobbed some intellectual property at me, they'd put me away!

  50. We need to update todays Slashdot Poll ... by openbear · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need to update todays Slashdot poll to include the item:

    [x] Angry Tivo user torches SCO offices

    SCO will have to pry my TiVo (or the $32 license fee) from my cold dead hands

  51. SCO can bite my shiny metal ass by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

    nuff said...

  52. Where does it say I owe $32? by Sebby · · Score: 1
    The article doesn't say users owe SCO the $32, just that SCO will charge OEMs the $32.

    Editors, please, get a little more accuracy!

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  53. Re:my first fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I vote for the "wootwoot"

  54. please create by squarefish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sco.slashdot.org

    so much sco stuff has been happening lately and there's no sign of it going away anytime soon. The big shocking ones can make the main page, but I'm willing to bet there's so much sco stuff that you guys are turning away some of it.
    You've recently done this with apple and games. I think a sco option would be useful.

    Thanks!!!

    --
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    1. Re:please create by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "The big shocking ones can make the main page..."

      Problem is who defines the threshold?

      I'd say I'm sick of SCO but it's better than the constant MS crap that flies around here.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:please create by andreMA · · Score: 1
      Maybe fuckedcompany.slashdot.org...

      No, wait, that might infringe someone's IP... Yeah, sco.slashdot.org...

    3. Re:please create by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about:
      scams.slashdot.org
      shitsters.slashdot.org (sp: shizter?)
      fud.slashdot.org

    4. Re:please create by Caktus · · Score: 1

      Bad idea. Do you want to give them a reason to sue slashdot for trademark infringement?

    5. Re:please create by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

      God, No! Then they'd cook up some way to lay claim to Slashdot's readership, at $699 a head.

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      The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
  55. Can i get what these guys are smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, man it must be some very potent stuff.

  56. Balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guy must have some huge balls to go after everybody. But the problems with huge balls is that it is easy to be kicked in them.

  57. TiVo is not affected by this by wjr · · Score: 5, Informative

    They used to use a 2.1.24 (plus mods) kernel, so they should fall outside SCO's demands. I don't know if the latest TiVos are using 2.4-based kernels, but I'd be surprised if they are.

    1. Re:TiVo is not affected by this by mrpuffypants · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check out Tivo's Linux page

      Looks to me like they've been using 2.4 since Tivo Software version 3.0

  58. In related news.... by polaris852 · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO wants $13 from anyone who has a shirt or sticker with the word Linux on it.... film at 11:00..

    1. Re:In related news.... by Shriek · · Score: 0
      SCO wants $13 from anyone who has a shirt or sticker with the word Linux on it.... film at 11:00..


      Ahh crap, now you had to go and give SCO an idea for actually earning a honest buck or two.
    2. Re:In related news.... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "SCO wants $13 from anyone who has a shirt or sticker with the word Linux on it.... film at 11:00.. "

      This formula's been milked. New jokes guys, c'mon.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
  59. Suicidal by Komodo · · Score: 1

    In the past, people have commented that for every report that SCO is full of shit (which drops their stock price a bit), they have to put another outlandish press release out the door to jack it back up.

    But I can't understand how THIS is supposed to rally their stock price. Extorting money from the US Government? I thought We the People didn't negotiate with terrorists.

    No, the Linux community is just getting mugged by the corporate buccaneers in charge of SCO. And one of them should be walking the plank if he thinks that demanging money from The Law is going to strengthen their case.

    1. Re:Suicidal by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      In the minds of the day trading junkies who are obviously enamored with the idea that SCO can claim ownership over all Linux, each of these announcements constitutes an additional potential revenue stream. That's the reason SCO continues pumping out the press releases.

      "Oooh! Soon they'll be gettin' money from the gub'mint! Put me in for another hundred shares!" Fools, money, kiss each other goodbye.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  60. Testicular display by morelife · · Score: 1

    should've bought the stock earlier. This is the ultimate bluff, everyone's going to figure they must be right if they're demanding licensing fees from Uncle Sam. Every Post Office scanning station runs linux, No?

  61. I'd laugh if his kids got cancer by tjstork · · Score: 0, Troll


    They want to play hardball, bring it on. I'll be happy to send laughter card if one of his kids got killed. Anyone that lies as much as they does not deserve to be considered human.

    Cheer for McBride's death, I say.

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    1. Re:I'd laugh if his kids got cancer by jakobk · · Score: 1

      Fuck you. I can not understand how this can be modded insightful. It's not his kids' fault. I wouldn't wish it to happen to him, either.

    2. Re:I'd laugh if his kids got cancer by swillden · · Score: 1

      I'll be happy to send laughter card if one of his kids got killed...Cheer for McBride's death, I say.

      I really, really hope you're trolling. If not, you're sick and need help.

      Yeah, McBride is acting like a class A bastard, and very likely even a criminal, so everyone should hope he gets what he deserves, which is probably some jail time. Wishing for his death, however, is just wrong, and wishing for his child's death is downright twisted.

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  62. sweet by MattW · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd say it's time for the esteemed Attourney General John Ashcroft to prosecute SCO and its executives for Racketeering. In the 20s, they used guns. In this century, they use unsubstantiated IP claims. But either way, they're demanding 'protection money' they aren't entitled to. Maybe we can re-open Alcatraz and put Darl there as a tourist attraction.

    1. Re:sweet by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Nah. Stuff the bastard and put him in a museum.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope your right.

    3. Re:sweet by edwdig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You expect the administration that let Microsoft off the hook to be on our side here? I don't see that as very likely.

    4. Re:sweet by imipak · · Score: 1
      I'd say it's time for the esteemed Attourney General John Ashcroft to prosecute SCO and its executives for Racketeering.

      No doubt Mr Ashcroft just cleared his diary after reading your comment. "That's it! How could I have been so blind? Why, these people are committing fraud in broad daylight. A million thanks to the good people of slashdot for setting me back on the path of wisdom and righteousness."

  63. Points at SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (points at SCO and begins laughing like homer) aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhahahahhhahha hahahahahhhhah ahahaha ahahhh AHHH ahhhahhhahhhahahhhahhahhh ahhhahhhahahahhhahahhaa
    (wipes tear from eye)

    subtle no?

  64. McBride's career after SCO by AtariKee · · Score: 1

    McBride is heading towards a glorious new career when all is said and done with SCO. Check it out here!

    --
    "You're getting brutal, Sark. Brutal and needlessly sadistic."
    "Thank you, Master Control"
    -Sark and the MCP
    1. Re:McBride's career after SCO by starling · · Score: 1

      Ye gods, that's a face you'd never get tired of kicking.

    2. Re:McBride's career after SCO by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 1

      McBribe's career after SCO will involve a dunk tank and every major Linux expo after the court settlement.

      --
      Six sick .sigs, the Number of the Beast!
    3. Re:McBride's career after SCO by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Now there's an idea for a Javascript page! A boot to the head page! (With sound track of course.)

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  65. Dr_LHA formally asks for $2 from SCO by Dr_LHA · · Score: 5, Funny

    For charges related to purchasing alcohol based screen wipes due to excessive coffee stains splattered on computer monitor.

    1. Re:Dr_LHA formally asks for $2 from SCO by Llywelyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we've all had to stop reading /. while eating or drinking anything in case there is SCO news on the front page.

      "SCO, a puddle of a company, takes on IBM, a gorilla in a business suit"

      "SCO decides to tackle the US Government"

      I keep expecting to sign on and see:

      "SCO sent out a press release titled: W3 0wnz0r 411 yuo pu|\|k @$$ b17ch3s"

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    2. Re:Dr_LHA formally asks for $2 from SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't coffe stains on the monitor...Scumbag SCO

  66. sco, what assholes by classic66coupe · · Score: 0

    damn that companies has balls, they suck.

  67. Someone, please BITCH-SLAP the SCO imps! by alchemist68 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya know, the economy is pretty bad right now, for everyone. But you can't get law-suit happy when your profits go down. I don't know who is worse, the RIAA or SCO. They keep this up, the DOJ will set them straight in time. Meanwhile, The Borg are loving every minute of this, keeps businesses in the Borg Collective for a while longer, that is until people start to THINK for themselves again. Of course, there is always Apple and Mac OS X. The best of both worlds: able to run open-source software with a single recompile for X Windows, able to leap tall Wall Street needs by running M$ Office as the business world requires.

    WHACK!

  68. On the cusp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO is done with the slow strokes.

    Can an orgasm be far behind?

  69. Now they've done it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't f**k w/Tivo......... I call upon the mighty power of the geek underground to smite thee

  70. Re:GO GO SCO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. VM/SP died on its own.
    As has MVS, and VMS.
    Thank God.

  71. An interersting panic run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO is about to burn out....IMHO. The move on the part of RedHat really spurred them into action. I don't know why they see this as such a threat, but the fact that they are consistently throwing out press releases really seems indicative of something more then damage control.

    1. Re:An interersting panic run by phatcat625 · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you tax the taxman? These guys are going to die, fast. Homeland security needs to get on these terrorists.

    2. Re:An interersting panic run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're right. I also think there is some oppression going on at 355 South 520 West Suite 100 Lindon, Utah 84042 USA.

      Perhaps some military action is in order.

    3. Re:An interersting panic run by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Now, now. Arson is such an ugly thought.

    4. Re:An interersting panic run by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Homeland security needs to get on these terrorists.

      Given that the Office of Homeland Security was just charged $699 per copy of Linux they have, I strongly suspect that *some* government legislative action will be taking place.

    5. Re:An interersting panic run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not arson when the government does it. Especially when they use bombs.

    6. Re:An interersting panic run by ralatalo · · Score: 2, Funny

      My best guess is that they are baddly in need of money and/or they realized that they have been
      following the long tradition of ignoring their baby and the longer they ignored it the worse the case against them would be when they started to try and collect. Probably more the first than the second.

      Interestingly Enough, SCO has admitted in various interviews that they don't own the IP ( Patent/CopyRight) that IBM put into linux, IBM does. They just believe that IBM broke it's contract with them when IBM did it. So, if they don't own it and they terminated IBM's license doesn't that mean that they will have to remove the IP from their code since IBM owns it?

      Shouldn't the best case for SCO be, IBM losing and needing to pay them for breaking the contract. Then SCO either removing the IBM IP or licensing the IP from IBM?

    7. Re:An interersting panic run by SQLz · · Score: 1

      I'm sure after the Redhat annoucement and SCO's stock dropped, Darl and all his buddies bought tons of stock. Now they are running their mouths again to get the price back up.

  72. This is getting really out of hand! by fracex · · Score: 1

    This is getting really out of hand! Sco is going around spreading all this FUD about linux. If there is UnixWare Code in Linux, how come they haven't removed their version of linux? By not doing so they acknowledge the use of SCO code in the linux kernel, and it's now considered GPL'd code... That is if this code actually exists????

  73. Holy Fucking Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's like they have a deathwish. They have gone beyond ordinary corporate scum, beyond pump-and-dump parasites and have painted a great big bullseye on their own ass with this one.

    This is not selfish. It is not stupid. It is downright crazy. They must be laying the groundwork for an insanity defense for when the SEC picks them up.

    1. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Yep, could be right. Could someone pass the popcorn? This show is getting interesting!

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    2. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      What if the gov't nationalizes Linux for national security reasons?

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    3. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      At this point it just HAS to be a conspiracy, probably funded by some big evil corporation with an interest in people thinking "if I use Linux, bad things will happen." Hmm, I wonder who that is...

    4. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by smartdreamer · · Score: 1
      They are really desperate to do such thing. My guess is that the CEO already know they are doomed and want to leave something to history like : "dumbest action ever" or something like this...

      If there is some one sane one the SCO ship, please get out of it before it sinks and don't tell anyone you worked for this company! Especially not in your CV!

      If they had a single chance to win a little part in this story, they just lost it. No credibility left to my opinion.

      This is good for GNU/Linux!

    5. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'At this point it......"

      SCO isn't going to make money from the license fees (nobody will pay them), and they have virtually no chance of winning in court. Their 'secrecy' tactics seem to suggest they what to prolong the show as long as possible rather than resolve anything. Yet, clearly they are doing this for money -- I don't believe for a second they are stupid. Let see, who has something to gain from this, a corporate culture steeped in despicable business practices, and money to burn? Doesn't take a genius to figure it out.

    6. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since a corp it is almost a person could we actually get it declared legaly insane?

      Also they MAY find it a tad hard to sue the US goverment. As some of the law inside of patent law states that the goverment may use ANY IP it wishes to for 'national security reasons'. And if it is not patented well the goverment can say 'oh gee thats toooooo bad, what exactly are you sueing us for? Hmm maybe the SEC needs to see whats going on?'. Biiiiiiiiig old target for sure.

      So lets see they have torqed off. IBM, US goverment, Novell, Tivo, Red Hat, EFF, and every linux fan boy out there. Not a group I would want on my bad side. Oh this should get VERY interesting. Thought this soap opera had died down. This is almost as good as springer, and SCO has started waving a chair around.

    7. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't understand the psychology here. (And yes, that's a good thing.)

      SCO *really* thinks they are right or *really* thinks they have nothing to lose. The indication is the rapidity of their announcements--it's gone schoolyard--nah nah, nah nah, nah.

      One PR to counter another announcement. The Red Hat announcement got them, SCO responds, SCO throws in some ridiculous licensing terms, SuSE came back with RH support, SCO annouces expanded targets including TiVO.

      Look, these people are idiots and still look like idiots even if they manage to win--but they're employing hostile business tactics that work--they're boosting their own stock so their wealth on paper goes up. If they reach settlement with IBM, the stock skyrockets and they're richer. If they don't reach settlement with IBM or anyone else, it goes to court. During the court case, it will become very clear whether they are going to win or lose, and they'll be on the front lines with their cell phones to their brokers telling them whether to short the stock or hold.

      If they lose the court case, they lose very little on paper--their initial stock purchases were worth shit to begin with. It's a PR move (which /. is buying heavily into with all the announcements, but also for good reason). I hope there are now some legal remedies for false boosting on stocks and if you get hosed--maybe illegal announcements of intellectual property could lead to a civil case by stock holders.

      Damn, SCO's actions are distasteful at best...and I really dislike the GPL and most people involved with it.

    8. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Tomble · · Score: 1
      Hmm, that's kind of worrying. I don't want to see them win out just because sheer hype gave them enough on-paper-only funds to help support their legal fees or anything else...

      ...Could we launch a Counter-FUD? Could hundreds of thousands of anonymous Slashbots spread enough arbitrary nasty rumours about SCO that people who don't know what's going on either way are far less likely to invest in them instead? Or could that backfire on us somehow?

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    9. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be dishonest, which most of us are not.

    10. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Wait a sec... wealth on paper ? Any SCO exec who doesn't dump ALL their stock this year is gonna take it in the shorts on capital gains tax.

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    11. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > ...Could we launch a Counter-FUD? Could hundreds of thousands of anonymous Slashbots spread enough arbitrary nasty rumours about SCO that people who don't know what's going on either way are far less likely to invest in them instead? Or could that backfire on us somehow?

      What rumor could an AC possibly fabricate that SCO wouldn't turn into a press release the next day?

      I mean, one week ago if I'd posted that SCO would sue every Linux user on the planet for $699/CPU, and sue Sharp and TiVo for $32 for every embedded system on the market, you'd have moderated it (+1, Funny) or (-1, Too far off the deep end to be funny, gotta be a Troll :-).

      And nobody would have accused you of being on crack for it! Not even me!

    12. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by spokes · · Score: 1

      The best post Re SCO on /. I've seen yet.

    13. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What exactly would they nationalize? That's about the dumbest thing I've ever read on /., and that's going some.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    14. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Tomble · · Score: 1
      Mnnnn... yes, you have a point about it being dishonest... but some would say "what goes around comes around".

      It was just a thought though- I'm sure they'll collapse either way. They've poked too many big fish in the eye to avoid having a whole heap of crap dumped on them.

      --
      Be careful! New moon tonight.
    15. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by bennomatic · · Score: 1
      I was thinking that they could take over the intellectual property that SCO is claiming and re-release it under GPL.

      And, it was a joke, however poorly planned and executed.

      And trust me... there's been plenty of sillier stuff written here; you obviously have your threshold set too high! (note: that's another joke, believe it or not)

      --
      The CB App. What's your 20?
    16. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      You'd think they'd take the RIAA's approach. You go after small targets. If I can't afford to represent myself in court I might settle and avoid the issue.

      But no, they went after IBM. At least that could be viewed as an attempt to get bought out. But that excuse doesn't work when you go after the US gov't. The IRS and the SEC will be showing up soon. The FBI will be reviewing its records for any mention of the executives. And if none of the above work, taxpayer money will be spent until SCO is completely destroyed.

      The really great thing about them going after everyone with a large budget for legal costs is that they are more and more likely to lose at least once. And as soon as they lose one, the GPL takes over and they lose the rest (or that person/company is suddenly responsible for distributing their personal copy of linux to the rest of the world).

    17. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by aug24 · · Score: 1
      During the court case, it will become very clear whether they are going to win or lose, and they'll be on the front lines with their cell phones to their brokers telling them whether to short the stock or hold.

      And isn't that the point where they get arrested for stock manipulation? Or does that come later?

      J.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    18. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would appear that somebody high up in SCO is hosting lunch hour crack parties. This is the only possible explanation.

    19. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by shaitand · · Score: 1

      riiiight trust the justice system that "dealt" with microsoft.

    20. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by aug24 · · Score: 1
      That's why SCO isn't playing silly buggers in Europe then...!

      J.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    21. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by DGtlRift · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a Jurky Boys skit

      Darl: "Sue everybody! All your client's.. I'm going to sue them too.. for IP infringement."

      Sam: "Who!? Who are my clients?"

      --
      How about a spell checker for slashdot, or even more impressive, a spell checker for strings in C-Code? Use lint! -DG
    22. Re:Holy Fucking Shit by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      They've pissed off virtually the entire IT industry (barring some of the id10ts at the Gartner group and a few other clueless bastards).

      I can just see it....someday, Darl gets out of prison, and wants to have his house wired with cat5. The geek who comes over to do it is a slashdotter with a long memory.....

      realityshunt

      --
      Democracy is susceptible to being led astray by having scapegoats paraded in front of the electorate.
  74. what can you do with a pre 2.4 kernal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can someone tell me exactly would linux be if we used the pre 2.4 kernal? like if SCO says that only the pre 2.4 kernal does not infringe on their IP.. then would it be possible to run linux pre 2.4.. if so.. what comercial capabilites are in the 2.4 kernal?

    1. Re:what can you do with a pre 2.4 kernal? by toofanx · · Score: 1
      I was just wondering the same thing. My first Linux Kernel was 1.2.3, and I was absolutely thrilled with it. If I am right, the threading and memory management was greatly improved with the 2.4 versions. I am sure we can still do a lot of hacking with the pre 2.4 versions, though.

      I think we can look at the changes that went into 2.4, and try to figure out what code is actually infringing (or seems to be infringing) the SCO contracts. If we could "reverse engineer" this information that SCO has, we might be able to change all the code so that their lawsuit goes nowhere. The problem with SCO is that they are being extremely unfair by not saying "Hey, this file, lines xxx to yyy infringe, please change it". If they had done that, the story would have been over.

      If someone has access to Unix code (proprietary licensed code), s/he can do a comparision search to figure out which of these 2.4 kernel changes also exist in the Unix code. The problem could be that we don't even know where this "2.4 version" came from - it could be a magic number (may not indicate the exact version in which the "infringing" changes were introduced). I think it is surely worth a try.

  75. They can try to charge me for my Tivo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they can get right in line behind the ones who want to charge me for watching tv where I skip through the commercials.
    honer

  76. SCO Sucks Button on sale! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO Sucks, show your support!

  77. SCO's primary partner in the IBM lawsuit is gone! by The+Evil+Muppet · · Score: 1

    And to think, Chris Sontag said told the world "don't be surprised" if the US government appears with SCO in going after IBM due to IBM going around US export laws with the enterprise features they've contributed to the funky penguin OS. There goes that partnership!

  78. I wonder... by cherberos · · Score: 1

    ...how come SCO gets away with this? I'm not an particular OSS-fanatic, but SCO gets my blood boiling.
    How come this company can spread this much FUD without proving anything?
    This stuff is damaging honest (well, sort of..) corporations.
    I'm from the Netherlands, and even the daily newspaper reports this shit (of course getting the facts not fitting my opinion..) Is US-law really this fucked up? Why can't this be settled in a short timeframe (like a month, instead of the years we're talking here (april 2004, if I recall correct).
    Damn, I almost want to join some anti -DMCA -TIA -MATRIX - related 'terrorist'-faction...and feel good about it

    --
    So "used" cases that used "unused" could break, though older compilers in essence used "unused" to mean both "used" and
  79. Those who... by Lord+Kholdan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Those who wish that goverment would step in a legislate SCO out of existance or whatever... be careful what you wish for, it might just come true.

    That's one nasty door you don't want to open. Maybe next law will say that everyone who ever spoke against the goverment will be shipped to re-education camps.

  80. tell SCO where to stick their license fee by madshot · · Score: 2, Informative
    everyone, visit

    http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/index.html and tell SCO where they can stick their license fee. i.e. up their a**.

    Make sure you select sales or something like that.

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    Obama = Socialism.
    1. Re:tell SCO where to stick their license fee by madshot · · Score: 2, Informative
      --
      Obama = Socialism.
  81. Slashdot . Thanks for the million SCO articles ! by zymano · · Score: 0

    We love them ! Commander Taco is the man. What a website !

  82. A few choice nuggest from SCO's IP FAQ: by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's some things from their IP FAQ:

    Does the SCO IP License for Linux include a media kit?
    No. Nothing needs to be installed on the server or embedded device.

    Excellent. I just purchased $700 of nothing. That'll be easy to justify to the boss

    I have Linux servers deployed in my organization. What options do I have besides purchasing a SCO IP license?
    There are 3 options for you to evaluate:
    You have the option to do nothing, adopt a "wait and see" attitude, and hope that SCO is not serious about enforcing its intellectual property rights in the end user community.
    You can replace all servers, desktop and embedded uses of Linux.
    You can obtain a license from SCO to use SCO IP in binary form in Linux distributions

    Cover your ass, install Windows, or pay up, bitch!

    How are the licenses activated?
    Licenses are activated by registering the license with SCO and identifying the system covered by the license. The identification of the system can follow whatever identification conventions you use internally. (i.e., by name, by location, etc.)

    See your wallet becoming lighter? Good! Now you are compliant! Get on your knees!

    1. Re:A few choice nuggest from SCO's IP FAQ: by andreMA · · Score: 1
      My dyslexia is acting up... I read:
      Does the SCO IP License for Linux include a media kit?
      as
      Does the SCO IP License for Linux include a medication kit?
      ...yeah, they certainly aren't taking their meds in Lindon, so maybe they are offering them to licencees...
    2. Re:A few choice nuggest from SCO's IP FAQ: by burdicda · · Score: 1

      Cover you ass, install Windows, or pay up, bitch!

      It'd still be cheaper to pay up then
      put up with Windows LOL........

    3. Re:A few choice nuggest from SCO's IP FAQ: by Blenderkitty · · Score: 1

      Does the SCO IP License for Linux include a media kit?
      No. Nothing needs to be installed on the server or embedded device.

      How are the licenses activated?
      Licenses are activated by registering the license with SCO and identifying the system covered by the license. The identification of the system can follow whatever identification conventions you use internally. (i.e., by name, by location, etc.)


      Tho we're mocking them, this just shows how little research and planning has gone into this assault of theirs...

      So we just say, "We here at DumbCorp have 10 Linux machines, here's $7k.", and they say "Ok, we'll write that down over here," and that's it? No license key? No official receipt? No holographic sticker?

      This might be the most telling example of how short-sighted this "strategy" is. I wonder how many localhost.localdomains they were planning on having registered.

      What a bunch of fools...

  83. SCO is a rebel by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    You have to admire the rebellious spirit that is alive and well in Santa Cruz.

    First, SCO mercilessly tears down the geek's Bluebird of Happiness, Linux. Now they are butting heads with the biggest authority on the planet, the US Government!

    I think we should all join up with SCO and take a moment to yell "Attica!" up at the powers that suppress us, whether they be the GPL or the US Constitution. Next thing you know, they'll be tossing bombs at Archduke Franz Ferdinand!

    --
    (-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
  84. TiVo Uses v2.2 not 2.4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get your facts right. TiVo uses kernel 2.2 not, 2.4 which is what SCO is pissed about.

    1. Re:TiVo Uses v2.2 not 2.4 by ArCaNe50 · · Score: 1

      good point, but the again does SCO care or do they want your money ;-)

    2. Re:TiVo Uses v2.2 not 2.4 by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      Get YOUR facts right. Tivo Series 1 units (PPC-based) used Linux 2.2. But Tivo Series 2 units (MIPS-based) do indeed use Linux 2.4.

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  85. does anyone know by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

    how I could get a job working at SCO?

    I want to see how the pointy haired boss looks in real life.

    1. Re:does anyone know by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      does anyone know how I could get a job working at SCO?

      Yup. Just brush up on your BS skills, practice threatening extremely large comporations (and governments), and try to make the biggest fool out of yourself you can. We'll call you in a week to schedule an interview.

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      ________________________________________________
      suwain_2 :: quality slashdot p
    2. Re:does anyone know by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

      You're using material that I have copyrighted in making that reply. I refuse to show you what it is unless you sign this nda that also happens to award me all your money and your first born child. I am also going to sue slashdot because they are illegally using your comment. I am also going to sue microsoft because some people are reading your comment on a windows machine. Your cat will also hear from my lawyers concerning some open-can tuna it was eating. It had a licence for the tuna, but a hairball emited by said cat made its way back into the public domain.

      (how am I doing so far?)

  86. SCOing, SCOing, SCOne...mmmm scone. by _Pablo · · Score: 1

    US government could come up with some tasty piece of legislation to handle this...how about a 100% tax on anyone asking for license fees on code they have previously shipped under the GPL? With a 100% tax break for the licensees everyones happy.

    Perhaps SCO have been paid by some anonymous rich billionaire to make Microsoft the second most hated company amongst Linux geeks and /. readers.

    --
    $2B OR NOT $2B = $FF
  87. I'll make an offer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK - give me half of what they want and I'll make sure its ok with mcbride... i make them an offer they don't refuse...

    1. Re:I'll make an offer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gonna shoot em in the ol' kooch?

  88. This is getting to be fucking annoying by felonious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm so sick of SCO's baseless rhetoric. Either put up or shut the fuck up. It's obvious how they came up with this idea. It was stolen from the "6 degrees of seperation from Kevin Bacon" dealy. Isn't it obvious?

    --
    You aren't free to do anything, until you've lost everything.
  89. I thought by TCaM · · Score: 1

    that the code that SCO is caliming rights to had to do with certain multi cpu and smp features. Even if they rightfully owned this code, would these code snippes even be present in a kernel compiled for an embedded device? This whole 'send us money now or we will sue you' thing seems to me nothing more than a troll free money.

  90. Weird Uncle SCO rides again by ENOENT · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a weird uncle who is always going on about how he's going to sue the government about some dumb thing from back in the deep past. Now, SCO is turning into my weird uncle. Maybe I can get my weird uncle in touch with Darl McBride, and they can hang out. I'll have to send along enough medication for both of them.

    --
    That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    1. Re:Weird Uncle SCO rides again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot. - Darl McBride

    2. Re:Weird Uncle SCO rides again by mark-t · · Score: 1
      He may be referring to the invocation of this thing called "Income Tax", which was originally declared to be a war measure during the second world war, and was supposed to be lifted when the war was over.

      -1 offtopic

  91. Insider Trading data, from Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If you look at this, you will note that although the data is for last "two" years, it only shows actual insider trading starting (all sales) 6/20/2003. go figure!! http://biz.yahoo.com/t/s/scox.html

  92. Hee hee hee hee haaaa haaa hee! I owe what?? by vbprgrmr · · Score: 0, Troll

    According to SCO, if you have a TiVo which uses Linux, you now owe them $32, since the company wants money 'for each embedded system using Linux.' SCO also says government agencies must pay up to $699 for each copy of Linux that they use.
    heee heeee heeee heeee. Probably the funniest thing I've read in weeks. No way, no how can any of this happen. Thank you slashdot for making my week. Bye SCO.

  93. Last I checked... by unicorn · · Score: 1

    The US Government wasn't normally considered a small, innocuous organization either.

    --
    "Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs." P.J. O'Rourke
    1. Re:Last I checked... by belroth · · Score: 1
      The US Government wasn't normally considered a small, innocuous organization either.
      Hmm innocuous certainly isn't the first word that springs to mind, in fact it's near the bottom :-)
      --
      I hereby inform you that I have NOT been required to provide any decryption keys.
  94. US Govt countersues... by spamchang · · Score: 1, Funny
    oh wait. the government doesn't need to countersue, it'll just prosecute for terrorism. what's this? oooooohh, tsk tsk. that's covered by the Patriot Act y'know. national security and all.


    in lieu of prosecution, i can hear DoD closed door proceedings now:

    "they want us to pay how much?"

    "...the 10th division moves at once."

  95. Yeah, that'll accomplish a lot by kovarg · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for an article tomorrow detailing how the slashdot community saved the world from the evils of SCO by jamming up our court system with convoluted, time-consuming cases. It almost makes me want to pursue the idea of being reimbersed for the microsoft tax.

    --
    blame me!
  96. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by Dastardly · · Score: 4, Informative

    Isn't 1789 the French Revolution? 1776 is USA independance.

    March 4th, 1989 was the day set forth that the government would start operating under the Constitution prior to that the government as we know it didn't exist and therefore cannot charge for freedom prior to that date.

    Datardly :-)

  97. Insider trading link by IgD · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is this significant?

    http://biz.yahoo.com/t/s/scox.html

    1. Re: Insider trading link by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Is this significant? http://biz.yahoo.com/t/s/scox.html

      I thought all the massive discounted purchases a few weeks before the suit was first announced were more interesting... and more likely to get someone sent to the slammer.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:Insider trading link by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      I like this part of that yahoo link:

      2003-07-15 WILSON, MICHAEL SEAN Senior Vice President 6,000 Sale at $10.66 - $10.8 per share.
      (Proceeds of about $64,000)

      2003-07-14 WILSON, MICHAEL Senior Vice President 6,000 Option Exercise at $0.66 per share.
      (Cost of $3,960)

      Gee, if only I could buy company stock that cheap!

    3. Re:Insider trading link by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's significant.

      Some years back, when I was VP of Technology at Metabox AG, I wanted to sell off a fairly large number of share to apply to the US branch of the company. The German company, on the other hand, didn't want it to seem that some high ranking corporate dude was getting ready to bail. So I cashed out some (ok, in hindsite, it should have been all of it) in dozens of smaller transactions. Sure, you'll find these, as in that Yahoo link, if you go looking, but it apparently prevents any big alarms from sounding.

      Looks to me the SCO guys are "gettin' while the gettin's good", using the same techniques to hide it as best as they can. The obvious flaw in their logic is that 10's of thousands of Linux fans are watching their every move. You'll even see that some guys, like Broughton, are making multiple same-day transactions under different corporate titles.

      --
      -Dave Haynie
  98. SCO contemplating suicide-Film at eleven. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Irony is that SCO is antagonizing the very entity that they need for their legal action to succeed.

    The self same that incorperated them, so they could be a business, with all the rights, and privilages that means?

    The one's who made the rules, that allow SCO to act like an idiot, can just as easily remove them.

    Bye, bye SCO. See you in the history books.

    1. Re:SCO contemplating suicide-Film at eleven. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Oh, SCO was going to die for years.

      It's just that the execs decided to pump-and-dump to gut the investors.

      However, it was quite stupid to piss off important people in the US government, who *will* be the people who can start SEC investigations and assign jail time for fraud.

  99. So... by quantaman · · Score: 1

    Here's my proposal, we get a press pass and put a in there camera the next time SCO holds a press conference. We then add a laugh track and sell it as a sitcom, we'll make enough money to buy SCO out!!

    Then again that's probably just what the board of directors wanted in the first place... aww heck if nothing else it will be enough money to put out a hit on them!

    --
    I stole this Sig
  100. In United States Of America... by SunPin · · Score: 2

    Government targets YOU.

    Seriously, starting shit with the government is an uninhibited BAD IDEA.

    Looks like "jail time" will be the likely outcome despite the /. poll.

    --
    Laws are for people with no friends.
    1. Re:In United States Of America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You forget one thing:

      Linux represents what most of the "old guard" see as "hippy" and "communist". So of course this current administration does not love Linux, but I doubt they really hate it either.

      Then along comes a company full of lawyers and IP stuff and asks it for money. Now, to appear to be the business friendly people this administration wants to be, I wouldn't be the least bit supprised to see them a) give in to show that IP laws a serious to them or b) switch EVERYTHING to MS products. Either way Linux looses, and that would make all the big companies such as MS very happy. And we all know that MS and this administration just love each other (see outcome of antitrust case).

  101. Buy out? Stock pump! by Chordonblue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yet another stock pump and dump. They're not hoping for a buy out anymore - this is suicide.

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:Buy out? Stock pump! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More of a shutdown -k

  102. The text of SCO's "Linux license" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This link in LWN provides the text of SCO's "Linux license".

    Enjoy.

    One of the LWN posters raise a very interesting question:

    > > SCO WARRANTS THAT IT IS EMPOWERED TO GRANT THE
    > > RIGHTS GRANTED HEREIN.
    >
    > Does this mean that SCO is definitely claiming
    > to own some rights over the a GNU/Linux system,
    > and that anyone who buys this license can sue
    > them when they turn out not to have any such
    > "intellectual property"?

    Very interesting, indeed.

    1. Re:The text of SCO's "Linux license" by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      From The SCO binary-only licence:
      • Company shall not reverse engineer or decompile, translate, create derivative works or modify any of the SCO Product.
      In other words, you can never use Linux source code again (at least, until you find out what part of Linux SCO is claiming to own).

      With respect to people who got Linux from the SCO/Caldera site, this would be a pretty clear violation of the GPL.

      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    2. Re:The text of SCO's "Linux license" by PolR · · Score: 1

      Considering that section 8.0 LIMITATION OF LIABILITY makes them non liable for a lot of stuff including misrepresentation and breach of contract, they clearly try to clear themselves out of that one. Not sure this is enforceable in a court. IANAL

    3. Re:The text of SCO's "Linux license" by Stu_28 · · Score: 1

      "1.5 "Linux Operating System" shall mean an operating system
      distributed under the name Linux or a derivative thereof."

      So, according to this, I could put together a distro based on BSD call it Linux and have to pay them a licensing fee. I see...

      Guess they are REALLY low on funds, can't afford anymore attorney's fees, and have resorted to using one of those "legal forms" packages.

  103. Hmmmmm by LupidStupy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how much Microsoft is giving them......

    1. Re:Hmmmmm by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      It's not that simple. To openly, or even cladestinely fund this type of adventure would suicide. No, when it's all over a few select personnel will move to well paid jobs in Redmond whilst the rest of the SCO staff will be left out to dry.

  104. calling al gore... by Antilles · · Score: 2, Funny

    this one is up there with 'I invented teh intarweb'...

  105. What lost revenue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fail to see how SCO can claim lost revenue on an operating system that is free. With all the BSDs available, I really doubt people that are using Linux would have paid a cent for it... they would have started out with Free or Open BSD.

  106. SCO 'probably' have proprietary code... by sICE · · Score: 1

    ... but they got it from the kernel.org rsync like everybody ;-)

    Really, no one wonder if one could find linux GPL'ed code in SCO unix?

  107. You have it backwards by dvnelson72 · · Score: 1

    The American concept is the exact opposite of this statement. The American ideal is that the government is granted it's rights, not the other way around.

    Americans citizens are not granted freedom or rights by the government and do not owe the government for the priviledge of being free or having rights.

    1. Re:You have it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His post is what is usually called a "joke". Most of us humans consider them to be "funny" not serious. We usually laugh at them.

    2. Re:You have it backwards by dvnelson72 · · Score: 1

      "thanks" for the "information". you just made me realize that this site is filled with these things you call "jokes".

  108. Why is this news? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1
    From what I read, SCO hasn't even done anything we didn't already know about. Yeah, they have a pricelist asking $32 for embedded devices, and $699 for single-CPU servers. That's yesterday's news. Neither the Embedded Linux Consortium nor LynuxWorks has had any communication with SCO. Basically, SCO issued a press release, and they threatened to speak with government offices.

    So all we're doing is mirroring SCO's continued FUD. If tons of journalists didn't jump at everything SCO says, we'd be much better off. I plan to wait until after SCO is dead, and read a book about it.

  109. show sco where to stick their license fees by madshot · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/index.html visit their webpage and tell them were they can stick their license fees.

    --
    Obama = Socialism.
    1. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by vsprintf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/index.html visit their webpage and tell them were they can stick their license fees.

      Mod parent up, and this is an easier link. That was cool. They just got a request for Linux licensing requirements from Usama in Afghanistan, and they thanked me for it. Slashdotting their chosen extortion response system seems like a Good Thing. :)

    2. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by I4ko · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I've just told for education that i'm gonna pay in nickels which i'm gonna put one by one it their ass.

    3. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet strippers hate you.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    4. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should really look into buying SCO Linux Server. Since you don't know where to get it, please call the number below from their website. If they don't pick up, keep trying because the number can get very busy.

      Availability
      To purchase SCO Linux Server 4.0, please contact your local SCO reseller. To locate a reseller in your area, use our "Find a Solutions Provider" tool, or call 1-800-726-8649.

    5. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Funny
      http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/index.html visit their webpage and tell them were they can stick their license fees.
      An ASCII goatse.cx guy would be perfect material to drop into this webform a few thousand times, and would be a fine suggestion as to where $CO can put its license fees...

      (Yes, it's the ASCII version and not the normal nastiness...link courtesy of Wikipedia.)

      --
      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    6. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by commonchaos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Somebody needs to make a javascript type thing like the one they had for the New York Times Registration page. Just have it fill in random crap that looks real.

    7. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by bryanthompson · · Score: 4, Funny

      The post-comment page says

      "You will be hearing from us soon"

      hahahaha, the joke's on them!

      good luck finding scoblows@goatse.cx... poor schmuck

    8. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by mckeever · · Score: 1
      ..and I just love the response you get when you send them feedback:

      Thank you for your Feedback

      You will be hearing from us soon.



      I was even nice enough to provide with an address to send the process server to :-)

    9. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by zeitgeist77 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so I anonymizered myself and left them a love note right...check out the response page:

      Thank you for your Feedback
      You will be hearing from us soon.

      tell me THAT isn't creepy. I read that and it just hit me as 'You will be hearing from our lawyers soon'. You gotta love SCO. If larry flynt can get paralyzed for bringing pr0n to the masses, maybe these fucks can get it in the head for bringing barratry to the masses.

    10. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by bdsesq · · Score: 1

      Is it just my imagination, or is the gif in the upper right corner of the page a terrorist with an uzi?

      The new sybmol of SCO!

    11. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      What a shame it's greater than 120 characters- you could have used it for your sig!

      Oh well, I guess the Ann Coulter thing will have to do.

    12. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

      Der Furher has replied and told them that he vill not be paying zee feez.

      --

      Setting his threshold to 5, Sparky eliminated most of the trolls on /.

    13. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by madshot · · Score: 1
      When I sent my message their automatic system sent me the following email:

      Hello, this is the qconfirm mail-handling program. One or more messages from you are being held because your address was not recognized.

      To release your pending message(s) for delivery, please reply to this request. Your reply will not be read, so an empty message is fine.

      If you do not reply to this request, your message(s) will eventually be returned to you, and will never be delivered to the envelope recipient.

      This confirmation verifies that your message(s) are legitimate and not junk-mail.

      --
      Obama = Socialism.
    14. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ann Coulter on Howard Dean: "He's coming on strong. He could win up to 10, 15% of the vote in a national election."

      What's the deal with these idiotic partisans always totally overestimating the number of people who agree with them? Clinton got more then 50% of the vote, and so did Gore. Why would dem support drop so quickly? Ho. Dean appeals to a lot of democrats.

      Ah well, at least it gives an easy gauge on who is and is not a loony.

      --
      autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    15. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does anyone else find the 'theme' of the 2003 SCO forum (top right of their page) interesting? Silhouette of threatening guy with automatic pistol.

    16. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm..sorry. Clinton _NEVER_ got over 49% of the popular vote, even when running against a geezer like Bob Dole.

    17. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by ErikZ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Because he's the best that they've got. They're not going to go "Hell, nobody likes us, let's not run in 2004."

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    18. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by gstaines · · Score: 1
      Yes, let them know just how many people they are pissing off. They make the task of bridge-burning an artform.

      Gordon Staines

    19. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Clinton got more then 50% of the vote, and so did Gore.

      Wanna pass that crack pipe?

    20. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, why not post with real information and tell them "I will not pay your fees. I will not be subject to extortion by two bit thugs in business suits"? (Yes, I realize the irony of saying this as an Anonymous Coward...)

      Anyway, if you want to really let something fly in their face, let them know who you are and that you won't muscle under even if they know exactly who you are.

      Then post an ascii goatse guy.

    21. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Informative
      Clinton got more then 50% of the vote, and so did Gore.

      No, they didn't.

      Clinton received 43.09% of the popular vote in 1992.
      Clinton received 49.24% of the popular vote in 1996.

      Bush received 47.89% of the popular vote in 2000.
      Gore received 48.38% of the popular vote in 2000.

      Sources:

      http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._presidential_el ection,_1992
      http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._presidential_el ection,_1996
      http://www.fec.gov/pubrec/fe2000/prespop.htm

    22. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I actually took the time to fill this out with proper information. Here is a copy of my question. Hopefully they do respond, but I'm not holding my breath.

      To whom it may concern,
      I am currently running a non-commercial webserver using linux. It is currently running a vanilla 2.4 kernel with no NUMA, SMP, and/or RCU options compiled. The physical server is located outside of the U.S.

      Do I need to purchase a licence for my machine, as I do not have support for the big sticking points as outlined by Mr. Darl McBride? If so, could you please inform me of which portions of the kernel I may not compile, as to avoid infringing upon your intellectual property. I do not need specific source code segments, merely listing which kernel modules infringe upon your property will suffice.

      Thank you

      --
      You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
    23. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by bryanthompson · · Score: 1

      crap, i'm not nearly as clever as i thought

    24. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just so everyone knows, you get a confirmation message to prevent abuse.

      My mail so far...

      Hello, this is the qconfirm mail-handling program. One or more messages
      from you are being held because your address was not recognized.

      To release your pending message(s) for delivery, please reply to this
      request. Your reply will not be read, so an empty message is fine.

      If you do not reply to this request, your message(s) will eventually be
      returned to you, and will never be delivered to the envelope recipient.

      This confirmation verifies that your message(s) are legitimate and not
      junk-mail.

      Regards, the qconfirm program, http://smarden.org/qconfirm/

      --- Below this line is the top of a message from you.

      --
      You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
    25. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fu gaywad

    26. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Funny
      " Does anyone else find the 'theme' of the 2003 SCO forum (top right of their page) interesting? Silhouette of threatening guy with automatic pistol."

      I'd say it's more ironic than funny:

      After the lawsuit ...

      IBM to SCO: Do you feel lucky today? Well do ya?!?

    27. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by enomar · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about an even easier link?

      http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/thanks.html?lo cation=206&category=8&Email=bill%40microsoft.com&s ubject=Money%20well%40spent%41&message=Thanks%20fo r%20all%20the%20great%20Linux%20FUD%41

      --

      :wq
    28. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the WORLD leans left dumbass. Rich people and the christian right make up about 2% of the world. Get over it and enjoy your money/bible.

    29. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, does that mean that my email, send from scosucks@sco.com will eventually make it to SCO?

    30. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Why do people bother with a proto fascist like Coulter anyway. The lady is clearly a psychotic, deranged, and sick individual. It's best not to even acknowledge her presense.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    31. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by noldrin · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing is all you need to send is a reply with any message. So if you send it to another address the makes an automated reply, then the message would go through...

    32. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why do people bother with a proto fascist like Coulter anyway. The lady is clearly a psychotic, deranged, and sick individual. It's best not to even acknowledge her presense.

      Yeah, but she's hot.

    33. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Guilly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Today's feedback to SCO...

      Dear Company,

      Being the owner, administrator, user and programmer of many Linux boxes, I hereby disagree to your Linux License program and any fees implied/expressed therein.

      In short. F\-/ck y0ur l4me 4ss of a company based on a l4wsuits business model. You'll have to pry this money from my cold, carpal tunneled hands. typos made to try to bypass angry filters.

      Have a nice day.

    34. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Associate · · Score: 1
      Did you look at the rest of the page? Down near the bottom.
      The World Is Not Enough
      Make sure you all register for their SCOForum 2003

      --
      Someone hates these cans.
    35. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Better yet /. them.. I suggest something like this lil command so that each of us can do our part..

      wget -m -p -l8 --tries=1 "http://www.sco.com"

      --
      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    36. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      It's worse when he tries to pay 'em by credit card... **swipe**

      --
      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    37. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean... I addressed mine webmaster@sco.com. d'oh!

      --
      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    38. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then bend her over and fuck her in the ass. Don't give her airtime.

    39. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by trisweb · · Score: 2, Funny

      *Fill in*...

      *submit* ... *back*

      Hmmm... form is still filled in...

      *submit* ... *back*

      ... *submit* ... *back* *submit* *back* *submit* *back* *submit* *back*...

      There's got to be a better way...

      *View->Source*

      Heh heh heh heh heh...

      --
      "!"
    40. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Michael+Hunt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dammit, someone should tell the MPAA that their James Bond copyright is being 0wned by SCO.

      Jack Valenti: "Yes, you can license Mr. Bond's likeness for your crappy convention, for the sum of $699 per attendee. More per attendee if any attendee has two heads, three arms, or other 'enterprise' features."

      Darl: "Urk...."

    41. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello SCO,

      Just thought I'd drop you guys a note.

      I run a midsized business running Linux, and have recently come across your absurd grab at registration fees for your supposed IP in Linux.

      Your claims are a pathetic attempt to extort fees for what you have never and will own. At least have the decency to open up your claims to the public, or wait until your claims are backed by court of law.

      Because of your actions, you have guaranteed I will never buy a product or service from SCO, and will advocate strongly against SCO whenever I come across anyone else considering to do so.

      SCO's move against Linux will be remembered as the final death blow for your pathetic dying company.

      You'll be getting what you deserve.

    42. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suggewsted comment... do NOT follow the link (duh)

      Dear Sir or Ma'am,

      I am concerned about the Linux license for embedded devices. I was wondering if I will need to pay a license before embedding Linux into this project

      http://www.goatse.cx/

      Please respons ASAP.

      ~The Giver

    43. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by owenb · · Score: 1

      Well, sign up for a sneakemail address (www.sneakemail.com), and send it from that. Then delete it after replying to SCO's auto email. Or keep it and see what they send you. Either way you're anonymous.

    44. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Cippa · · Score: 1

      Why, just send them some output from the abuse-a-tron

    45. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by rve · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is so mature. This ascii art of an abused rectum will surely convince them that Linux users deserve to be taken seriously, and are nowhere near as mad as mac users. "Oh no, if we don't end this binary protection racket now, there's no teling what they'll do next. Maybe send us an ascii art penis!"

      I dont think this is a game or a contest that should be fought with pron and defaced websites.

    46. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is so mature. This ascii art of an abused rectum will surely convince them that Linux users deserve to be taken seriously, and are nowhere near as mad as mac users.

      If I were thinking about buying SCO Openserver for a secure server at *my* business and went to their website, and their website had been broken into, it sure shouldn't strengthen my convictions.

    47. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re your sig - don't forget the escape \\.

    48. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

      What a great question for SCO. I assume that you won't get a reply (as any reply might harm their suit), but if you do get a reply, please, please let us know about it.

      I'm sure such a reply would be worthy of a front-page story on Slashdot.

    49. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by black88 · · Score: 0

      Distinctions between left and right are the domain of the unimaginitive...

    50. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am concerned about the recent allegations concerning SCO IP in Linux 2.4 and 2.6 kernels. As we rely on Linux to run our hemp farms, I would very much like to ensure that we are in full compliance with your extortion scheme. Before I purchase licences to cover our small farm of climate control computers, I have some questions which I hope you can answer.

      1) If I purchase a licence and your lawsuit with IBM is lost, can I have my money back?

      2) Your claims to IP in the Linux kernel have been vague at best. Can you clarify exactly what I am purchasing a licence too?

      3) If simply recompile my Linux kernel without the sections of code which you claim contain your IP, do I still need a licence?

      4) If I purchase a licence and subsequently encounter technical problems with those sections of Linux which you have licenced to me, am I entitled to technical support from yourselves?

      5) Am I entititled to upgrades from yourselves?

      6) If RedHat wins their lawsuit, can I just use Redhat without purchasing a licence from you?

      7) Could I not simply download a copy of the Linux kernel which you are offering on your own FTP servers and then continue to use Linux under the terms of the GPL?

      I look forward to your response.

    51. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      Thanks, I just mailed them that letter and thought it may interest people wanting an example of what to ask (but don't copy it, you probably can do better than me anyway):

      "In recent months SCO claimed that some of its IP was leaked into the Linux kernel and contributed to Linux's emterprise capabilities.

      More recently SCO started a licensing scheme for Linux on the server, on the desktop and on embedded systems.

      Notwithstanding the dubious claim on servers I do not understand what kind of logic can SCO follow to ask for a license fee on desktops and embedded systems. Are these systems infringing on SMP, NUMA, RCU or JFS. Especially for embedded systems that generally only have one CPU if any (some use microcontrollers although they are unlikely to use Linux in such a case), so no SMP or RCU, have little memory, so no NUMA and often don't have any filesystems (so no JFS).

      I am really intrigued what argument SCO can make to claim they are due a fee for such systems and look forward to hearing these arguments."

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    52. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

      "More per attendee if any attendee has two heads, three arms, or other 'enterprise' features."

      What if I have three legs? In the industry I am in it definitely is a high end enterprise feature.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    53. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Here's mine...

      Thank-you for starting a whole new technical business arena which is *truly uniquely* profitable.

      Please note that I have not transferred permission for you to use the copyrighted material this e-mail constitues, and as it now resides on one of your servers, please forward your check or money order for $500 to me at your earliest convenience.

      --
      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    54. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by TheMidget · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the page has a nice SQL injection! Anybody has time to work on this injection to do something, uhmm, phun, to their database?

    55. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey SCO... you will fall messing with civilisation evolving in right way, Darwin has prooved it. Can't you see ?

    56. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by vidnet · · Score: 1
      Do I need a SCO IP license if I am running Linux on non-Intel/Intel compatible hardware? (i.e. RISC)?

      Yes. All commercial uses of Linux kernel 2.4 and later need to be properly licensed.

      Hah, joke's on you! I run Debian Stable! Oh wait...

    57. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the impression that the highly trained and experienced employees at SCO who are dealing with these enquiries may somehow see through your clever ploy.

    58. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by peatbakke · · Score: 1

      I wonder if SCO licensed that image. Looks almost exactly like a Sean Connery James Bond, down to the silenced pistol, cuffs, tie, pose, haircut, and bounding circle.

      Did they pay United Artists / Danjaq for usage rights?

      I'm keen to see SCO slapped with a copyright lawsuit. :)

      Anyone know who to call?

    59. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would suggest using semi-legitimate information when posting to their site. If you submit retarded stuff, they will recognize it and just delete it.

      If you send a lot of questions about compliance and such, while trying to sound like a concerned businessman w/ a checkbook in hand, you will end up wasting them a lot of time and resources.

      I often do this when a company shafts me. I have some pre-fab documents I wrote that are wordy and difficult to read, I will then add questions relating to a business transaction in them and start emailing service, support, and other groups inside said company. It's amazing how often I'll get a reply that probably took 5-30 minutes of someone's time.

      Another option is calling repeatedly to different groups and waste time asking dumb questions. Back about 5 years ago when I did tech support, I recall the metrics working out to around $3/minute after my salary, benefits, electricity, infrastructure, etc were added up.

      You get thousands of people to systematically converge on a company's customer service and support and they will fall apart. Actual customers will be irate at jammed phone lines and slow email responses. You will have issued a collective smackdown to be proud of.

      Perhaps I should start a web site with instructions, times, and companies to hit. Sound like a plan? I could use slashdot code for it! :)

    60. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Morosoph · · Score: 1
      shouldn't it be \. so the slash leans to the left like most of the readers?
      Nooo! C:\. would be completely wrong!
    61. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      time to spoof abuse@ms.com and goatse.cx...

    62. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Caid+Raspa · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I actually took the time to fill this out with proper information. Here is a copy of my question.

      This is exactly what we should do. Give them real questions. SCO spends time and money answering. I asked them (stuff in parentheses was not sent to them):

      1. You define 'server' as a machine providing services to other machines. Does running CVS, ... ,X, ... or SSH server make my PC a 'server'? Note that our department has plenty of machines, all running different services, so I really need a detailed answer on this. (Do you know what you are talking about? Maybe I'm stupid, but I am a 'potential customer'. And if running an X server makes it 'server', who has a workstation?)

      2. Do you provide patches, driver updates, security advisories or security e-mail alerts? (Are you serious about selling software? Selling software with no intention of supporting it should be a federal felony.)

      3. If you do not provide patches, am I allowed to use 3rd party patches? (If you are not serious about selling software, am I allowed to be serious about using it? Am I allowed to patch the kernel, as you don't tell me what part you own?)

      4. If you do not patch and I'm not allowed to use 3rd party patches, do you accept any liabilities?

      Answering yes to 3 or 4 would open a can of worms. They do not have the resources to give an honest yes to 2. (maintain the kernel?) If they answer no to numbers 2-3-4, as I assume, they look like the mafia they are.

    63. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by !nkubus · · Score: 1

      [QUOTE] Thank you for your Feedback You will be hearing from us soon. [/QUOTE] hahah thats is the message from SCO when you send a feedback

    64. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can create a one day only free demo eamil at swissmail.org . They do not put your IP in the headers so you can use it anonymously to send crap to SCO.

    65. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by wolfb · · Score: 1

      If they believe TIVO and Zaurus infringes, they must believe every installation of linux does...

      I mean, how does embedded linux running on low performace, single cpu, non-intel hardware have anything to do with their IP claims?

      Are they saying that these devices perform like SCO UnixWare on high end server hardware thanks to their IP?

      Probably they're under the impression that Linux is a Unix derivative thanks to their IP, and therefore they own all rights to it. Regardless of the features that are actually used in any particular installation.

    66. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

      AngryWhiteGuy:

      I suggest that your efforts to find out what SCO's response will be to your inquiry is worthy of a journal entry or two. Would you be interested in doing that to keep everyone up to date on this process? I am particularly interested about your "no NUMA, JFS & SMP options" angle. I was thinking the same thing.

      GF.

    67. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

      abuse@sco.com plus a page-pummeling bot sounds like a good deal to me. (-:

      --
      Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
    68. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by bryanthompson · · Score: 1

      Before I read the last line of your comment i was going to ask you to send me or post a copy of some of your documents. If you start a website though, that'd be swell too.

      What it'd be is an organized real-life DOS attack... how legal would it be? I never heard of wasting someone's time being a crime.

    69. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by IpsissimusMarr · · Score: 1

      They just got a information request from: kadafiomar@talibn.com

      I am interested in more information in regards to your linux licensing. We have recently acquired a 128 processor system for doing building detonation dynamics and do not want to impede on your IP rights. Please send information concerning how to go about purchasing a liscence for out system. For research purposes, could you also send size specification on your headquarters located 355 South 520 West. Thank you, -- Omar, K.

      And Lord, I SO want to see Bush getting a bill from the budgetary commitee show what the government owes to the company of the son of Sen. Hatch. Haha

      --
      "Engineers do the work of man, Physicists do the work of God"
    70. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      I don't give out my document stash because it took forever to type up and I don't want to dilut their personal worth.

      Go read any tech support forums on the web and replicate the typing style in a manner that is related to products belonging to the company you wish to harass. Make it wandering and difficult as possible to read without being illiterate.

      Skipping commas, large fonts, emails from Outlook Express with full html code, background image, signature images, etc is great too. Most companies use an application like Remedy or Clarify to store emails from customers. These stay on record forever in some cases, nothing is better than costing them an extra 2-3MB in useless crap. It contributes to the slowdown of their ticketing system. Anyone who has worked in an enviroment like this can tell you of the countless hours wasted waiting for a ticket to open.. :)

      More tips here:
      http://slashdot.org/~Awptimus%20Prime/journ al/

    71. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

      I sent them this:

      Dear SCO,

      My patent for "a method of extortion utilizing secret software source code" has just been granted. I have evidence that you have been violating this patent all over the place. Of course I will be requiring payment for each individual that would be potentially affected by your extortion attempts, whether you successfully collected from them or not.

      My lawyers will be contacting you shortly, but why not just keep this uncomplicated and pay me $500 for every individual who has ever used "Linux".

      Thank You,

      PS, if you need to see proof of my patent claim, you will of course be required to sign an NDA, standard procedure, you understand.

      --
      By reading this sig, you agree to the terms of my sig license.
    72. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by catch23 · · Score: 1

      Did anyone notice this? The page title is "SCO | Company | Contact Us".... BUT after you hit the submit button, the title of the page becomes "Caldera | Company | Contact Us"!! SCO still wants to be Caldera!

    73. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you submit an email to them using their own email for the reply ? Nice way for the automated reply to DOS themselves ;)

    74. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      She's on "Real Time" a lot. I have a theory that Bill Maher has a sexual fascination with her in the James Carvill/Mary Matiline kinda way. Opposite Blood enemies attract I guess.

      She does manage to put out a considerable amount of publishing. I guess the fact that she's a ditzoid is besides the point.

      --
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    75. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by gandy909 · · Score: 1

      Wow. That was so easy. If everyone registers 10 times as 10 different people, that would be fun for them! :)

      --

      (Stolen sig) Remember: it's a "Microsoft virus", not an "email virus", a "Microsoft worm", not a "computer worm
    76. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      Actual customers will be irate at jammed phone lines and slow email responses.

      That's assuming they have actual customers, as opposed to just victims.

    77. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They just got a request for Linux licensing requirements from Usama in Afghanistan, and they thanked me for it. Slashdotting their chosen extortion response system seems like a Good Thing. :)


      I used their feedback form yesterday and put the following in it:

      Hello,
      I am developing a Linux distribution and am looking for new ideas. I was wondering if there is a free download of SCO unix available on your site. I would like to get source code too, if possible.

      Thanks,
      Peter Handler <laughing@you.now>

    78. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were thinking about buying SCO Openserver for a secure server at *my* business and went to their website, and their website had been broken into, it sure shouldn't strengthen my convictions.

      Actually, that wouldn't be very much of a point against SCO Openserver, since SCO.com is STILL running linux.

    79. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OR....

      IBM to SCO: Hasta la vista, baby!!!

    80. Re:show sco where to stick their license fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  110. A story by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Once upon a time there was a village in the countryside. It was a pleasant enough village, but there was no convenient source of running water. In order to get a drink of water, the villagers had to walk five miles to the nearest river, which was very inconvenient. So one day all the villagers got together and decided to build a water pipeline from the river to the village. Everybody pitched in, from the richest to the poorest. After several years of hard work, the pipeline was finished. Now everybody in the village could enjoy fresh, clean water any time they wanted, without having to trudge five miles. Everybody was happy.


    Then, one day, one of the villagers announced that certain pieces of the pipeline were his, and had been used without his permission. Because of that, he said, the pipeline belonged to him, and anybody who wanted to get water from it had to pay him ten dollars for each bucket of water they took from the pipeline. The villagers offered to replace his stolen pipe sections with their own spare sections, and return the stolen ones to him, but the villager didn't want that -- in fact, he refused to even tell the other villagers which sections were the stolen ones. "Just pay me the money you owe me", he said, "and I'll let you use my pipeline."


    The villagers gathered together again, to determine what to do about this new problem. After several minutes of debate, a plan was devised. That night, they went to the villager's house with torches and pitchforks, burned it to the ground, and fed the villager to the stray dogs.


    And they all lived happily ever after.


    The End.

    --


    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    1. Re:A story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I please have your permission to send your story verbatim to the US Justice Department?

      (I'm serious - this is exactly why it's important for them to put a stop to this NOW, because SCOO is escalating this to the point where real violence becomes more and more likely).

    2. Re:A story by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Sure, have at it... I hereby place the story in the public domain :^)

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    3. Re:A story by mormop · · Score: 1

      Search Google for Edward II and red hot poker for an increasingly attractive alternative

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  111. And the other shoe just dropped. by xanderwilson · · Score: 1


    Bill Gates gets half , and SCO wants the other half.

    Alex.

  112. SCO/Linux is better than GNU/Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've found SCO/Linux to be far superior to GNU/Linux. GNU/Linux sucks because its cheap.

  113. This is out of hand!! by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Informative

    SCO has gone way too far in the last couple of days.

    They have not proven any claims, have not disclosed to the public what exactly is being infringed nor how it is infringed and have no legal basis for these charges they are putting forth.

    IANAL, but in my view this is extortion.
    And as such can be considered a felony by law.

    Can some one (EFF? DOJ??) please get off your ass and sue these guys back to the TRS80 days their "IP" comes from?

    The reactions towards SCO is one of sheer complacency and as far as I can tell, I and many others could be considered a felon by their new licensing terms (5 CPUs running linux = >3k, and "theft" of $2,500 is a felony)
    And no disrespect to RedHat, but we need more than a counter suit here, we need SCO under the microscope of a Federal Investigation.

    The US DOJ needs to get in here and bitch-slap these guys personally as they are going after US corps and US citizens for manufactured charges that have no legal weight, no basis on actual market pricing, are established purely upon allegation and in my eyes, priced to harm Linux rather than pose any sincere solution towards the Linux community.

    Thus SCO is harming US consumers and corporations, is it not the DOJ's mandate to act as our protection? It's high time they weighted in.

    SCO's demands have gone well past the point of obsurdity and are now taking on more aggressive and rabid tones that though dismissable, should not have to be tolerated by law abiding citizens and corporations by a company that is taking actions that are highly suspect in legality.

    1. Re:This is out of hand!! by utlemming · · Score: 1

      Unless it is in Virginia. VA Law prescribes theft of $200, and then it goes felony....

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  114. where do these people come up with this? by MattW · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If SCO is successful in establishing its claims, "Linux would die," said Haff. But he doesn't expect that will happen.

    Uh, wrong. If SCO proves their IP was misappropriated, it will be immediately removed from the kernel, and replaced with non-infringing code, and linux will go on. Regardless of who they sue for infringement, they'll have to reveal WHAT was infringed to pursue it legally, and if there's ANY merit to their claim, it will be instantly rectified. And let's be honest: SCO knows this. Otherwise they'd release the purported infringement. If it's floating around in the linux kernel, it's not like it can be "covered up" as SCO says. (I nominate the idea of a community of a million users sweeping millions upon millions of copies of kernel source code "under the rug" for completely absurd notion of the decode)

    There's a lot of funny stuff that could happen here, but I don't see how in anyone's wildest dreams that the "end of linux" is part of it.

    1. Re:where do these people come up with this? by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Linux is a buzzword as far as the press is concerned. As such, people's wildest dreams about it have a considerable amount of leeway.

    2. Re:where do these people come up with this? by Rets.kcirt · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing the point. Even if the infringing part is replaced, where's the guaranty that this kind of crap won't come up again? Everyone on /. may know that it's impossible, but the PHB has to do risk assesment...

      Besides, fine you've replaced all the SCO's code in the codebase. But you still have to upgrade virtually every single Linux installation in the world. You may be able to upgrade servers and workstations but embedded devices... you're screwed.

      So, in summary, the risk of paying for potentially dozen of licenses or for upgrading everything you've got/released so far is going to put linux back into the GeekOS category.

      My $0.02

    3. Re:where do these people come up with this? by MattW · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but how is this different from ANY operating system? Or any technology? What's to stop someone from claiming that your car infringes on their patent -- for something -- and you need to pay $99 to continue to legally drive it?

      Also, the fact is, copyright violations would not affect consumer embedded devices. The manufacturer does the copying when the manufacture the device. At that point, you're sold the device and are using it. The person or organization doing the copying is liable; not you.

      You're always at risk of IP violations possibly affecting your product. But with Linux, the people doing the violating usually don't own most of the code anyhow! If a company like SCO, with its feeble market cap, were to violate someone's IP, it would be the end of SCO. Their IP would be sold or passed to whoever won a judgement against them for a significant amount, because they would be unable to pay. Even if SCO were to prevail, the offending source would be removed, and since the vast majority of code is still copyright the original authors, it is still available under the GPL and can be re-assembled into a SCO-free version of Linux. So Linux will survive regardless, specifically BECAUSE no one owns the IP -- no commercial company can make that claim.

    4. Re:where do these people come up with this? by Alton_Brown · · Score: 1

      "I don't see how in anyone's wildest dreams that the "end of linux" is part of it."

      Not even Bill Gates? :) -- AB

    5. Re:where do these people come up with this? by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Forget if SCO wins or not... the point here is that if someone doesn't articulate clearly why businesses do not need to worry about future IP infringement claims then the risks involved with deploying collaborative open source products is driven up which in turn drives the cost of ownership up. Rewriting major pieces of any project is not a viable option. New code couldn't break anything, would have to perform as well as the old code, and would have to be as bug-free as the production code that was removed. Meeting any of these goals quickly is highly unlikely.

      I would argue that collaborative projects like Linux are more susceptible to IP infringement due to the difficulty in controlling and auditing contributed code. Also, the broad (and violently revolting) nature of IP makes it likely that many standard innovations included in open source products may "belong" to a company. Lastly, many companies place broad claims on their employee's work, essentially saying that if you make it while you're employeed by us... it's ours. I would suspect that many contributors to collaborative projects like Linux work for companies with policies like this.

      I could be wrong, and frankly hope I am.

    6. Re:where do these people come up with this? by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      but I don't see how in anyone's wildest dreams that the "end of linux" is part of it.

      Yeah, now that's one of Bill Gates' favorite wet dreams. But its not reality.

      --

      They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
  115. Can we please ignore SCO's posturing for attention by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I don't suggest a head-in-the-sand mentality, I'd strongly suggest we simply let the whole thing play out. It's going to be at a long time before anything actually happens in the lawsuits- and until something happens we are only helping SCO by publicizing who they are going after. The more the industry hears about SCO going after people, the more they will fear SCO.

    So let's please just calm down, realize there's little any of US can do about it(unless SCO has claims to OUR intellectual property) except encourage linux IP holders to fight back and contribute to organizations like the FSF which, while they cannot directly act on the behalf of others, can help them fight the legal battle, but only if they actually decide to protect their intellectual property. Read the FSF's mission statement some time- they specifically say they can't fight a legal battle just because a piece of software has the GPL- they don't own the IP. However, if you ASK for help, THEN they can try and help.

    In the meantime, it doesn't affect the vast majority of us, it's not news- it's just plain and simple bullying for press(attention), and we're giving them exactly what they want. Anyone remember the whole Raelean(sp?) thing with the 'vaporware' cloned baby? The "church" leaders openly admitted it was a publicity stunt and they did it only to increase membership. One of them was quoted as saying they had received hundreds of millions of dollars in free advertising from one bogus claim.

  116. oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could it really be that an originally university subject to teach systems programming, by ripping off unix, really did rip off unix!

    But that would be like microsoft making a copy of someone else's product, and we think that is evil dont we.

  117. For all their big talk, let's look at the lawsuits by morven2 · · Score: 1

    They've got big mouths, but the only lawsuit from SCO actually on the table is them suing IBM for breach of contract.

  118. We all know what happens then... by Chordonblue · · Score: 3, Funny

    Er.... You go to the house of pain?

    (Obscure Oingo Boingo reference) ;)

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    1. Re:We all know what happens then... by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Which is itself an H.G. Wells reference.

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      Evan

      --
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    2. Re:We all know what happens then... by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      I thought it was the Ministry of Love

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    3. Re:We all know what happens then... by j0e_average · · Score: 1

      Good catch! We all know Darl walks on all fours, so he should go to the house of pain on two counts...

      He's probably a standing wiper to boot!

    4. Re:We all know what happens then... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a DEVO reference... :^P

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    5. Re:We all know what happens then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was a House of Pain reference.

    6. Re:We all know what happens then... by witch · · Score: 1

      Which just coincidentally just happens to be an Island of Dr. Moreau reference.

      No spill blood!

      --
      They're taking their dog to get its two shots before it's too late. You're taking your dog there too, right?
    7. Re:We all know what happens then... by Ibn+al+Arabi · · Score: 0

      http://www.observer.com/pages/frontpage2.asp

      Bush's Tactics In Terror Case Called Illegal
      by Greg Sargent

      A bipartisan group of prominent New York lawyers, former federal judges and former government officials has launched a fierce attack on the Bush administration's conduct in the war on terror, charging that the detention of suspected terrorist Jose Padilla is unconstitutional.

      The group, which includes a number of former high-ranking officials in Republican and Democratic Presidential administrations, made the accusation in an amicus brief filed in federal court in New York on July 30. The brief concerns the legal plight of Mr. Padilla, whose case has attracted international attention since he was arrested in Chicago for his alleged role in an Al Qaeda plot to detonate a radioactive "dirty bomb" on U.S. soil.

      Mr. Padilla, who has been held incommunicado in a naval brig since June, hasn't been formally charged with a crime and has been denied access to a lawyer. The Bush administration's conduct poses an urgent threat to the Constitution and to the rule of law, the brief's signers say.

      "This is an extraordinary case," Harold R. Tyler Jr., a former federal judge and longtime Republican who was brought in by President Gerald Ford to clean up the Justice Department after Watergate, told The Observer. "We have in this country something called habeas corpus, which guarantees that a person who is held incommunicado has to be produced in a court. The people in the government seem to have forgotten that. They should charge this man if they've got something against him. And they should give him right to counsel. These are all constitutional rights."

      Mr. Tyler, who as deputy attorney general under Mr. Ford was also an important mentor to a young prosecutor named Rudolph Giuliani in the mid-1970's, continued: "I have been a longtime Republican, but I'm a disenchanted Republican in this case."

      The brief assails the Bush administration's handling of the Padilla case in blunt terms, describing it as "one of the gravest threats to the rule of law, and to the liberty our Constitution enshrines, that this nation has ever faced." A copy of the brief, which was filed in the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit, was obtained by The Observer.

      Mr. Padilla, who was designated an "enemy combatant" by President Bush in June, is being held in a military jail in South Carolina indefinitely. Because of the fundamental constitutional questions at the heart of the case, his situation has been loudly debated by pundits and elected officials, and a range of legal groups on the left and the right have weighed in with a half-dozen briefs on his behalf.

      But this latest legal salvo is extraordinary for a number of reasons. Unlike other briefs, which were offered by groups that often weigh in on controversial issues, the signatories of this one are cautious legal professionals who tend to avoid public involvement in politically charged debates. What's more, several of the signatories charging the Bush administration with violating the Constitution are active members of the Republican establishment.

      In addition to Mr. Tyler, another signatory is Philip Allen Lacovara, former president of the District of Columbia bar and former deputy solicitor general under President Nixon who became part of the Watergate prosecution team. Mr. Lacovara also donated money to George W. Bush's 2000 Presidential effort.

      Other signatories have worked in various jobs in the U.S. national-security bureaucracy. Robert M. Pennoyer, for instance, is a well-known New York attorney who was a high-level official in the Department of Defense under President Dwight Eisenhower.

      "These are people who have served in government and who have very different points of view on a whole range of things," said Michael Posner, the executive director of the Lawyers Committee for Human Rights, which helped draft the brief. "But they are coming together in support of basic constitutional principle

  119. stocks by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just trying to push up the stock prices. The SCO executives will be selling off all their stocks soon enough.

    Did SCO get bought by the guy who bought Pabst, closed all the breweries and leased the Pabst name? Charles Hurwitz, the same guy who bought the logging companies in Northern California, upped the logging, sold his stocks high, and then the logging companies went under when they logged out everything. Maybe it's 2 guys and I'm just thinking (hoping) it's just one evil guy.

    1. Re:stocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears they already are dumping their stock. Check out this link to insider transactions on yahoo
      finance http://biz.yahoo.com/t/s/scox.html . There are options to buy exercised, but they are immediately proceeded by a sell of the same size.

    2. Re:stocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me, or does the title for "BROUGHTON, REGINALD C." change a lot in those trades? It's a very serious offense to not be entirely forthcoming on Form 144 filings.

  120. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by mz001b · · Score: 4, Funny
    March 4th, 1989 was the day set forth that the government would start operating under the Constitution prior to that the government as we know it didn't exist and therefore cannot charge for freedom prior to that date.

    1989? really? wow, I didn't think Papa Bush did anything good during his tenure, but I guess I was wrong.

  121. Well, hmmm... by rjoseph · · Score: 3, Informative

    That means that we're going to have to pay $209,700 for the aprox. 300 nodes in the Space Simulator cluster.

    That's nearly 40% of the original entire cost of the cluster! If that isn't a good advertisment to use Linux (at least, as long as it remains free or until SCO's claims actually become founded - hah!), I don't know what is!

    1. Re:Well, hmmm... by andreMA · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. That's an absurd burden. This is why the Federal Governent should take all of SCO's alleged IP by eminent domain then GPL it. Case(s) dismissed at that point.

  122. Sharp Zaurus based on SCO's product by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I own a number of Zaurii and they all have a license from Caldera/SCO already (via Lineo). How is it that I now owe them money, again?

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    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    1. Re:Sharp Zaurus based on SCO's product by toganet · · Score: 1

      And besides, it was SHARP who needed the license, not the consumer.

  123. unrelated philosophical question by Bobzibub · · Score: 3, Funny

    If one causes another's death, one can get the death penalty. What if one causes mere annoyance to millions and millions across the globe? Would that not also warrant the death penalty if the equivalent harm is done?

    Just asking.
    -b

  124. Re:Congrats by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many people will lose their jobs for championing $699 per processor Linux in their company?
    Hummmm. How much does XP Pro cost? add office + hardware upgrade + exchange cal + Virus software + 10 x admins + ..... and you are up to US$ 2000. So, worse case is 699 vs 2000.
    Linux still wins. woooo hoooo

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  125. Quick Question by Pu'be · · Score: 1

    Ok, I do not post often.....one other time. I also have not really been following this SCO thing...is this some kind of running, inside joke I do not understand/am not getting?

    1. Re:Quick Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is a joke. Don't tell anyone else, it is a secret.

  126. done for by austad · · Score: 4, Funny

    This whole thing reminds me of elementary school. I was pretty little, but I was a smart-ass and I liked to piss people off. So I would go an taunt the big kids and they would chase me around and then all beat the snot out of me. SCO seems to have taken this (somewhat stupid) idea from me. I should sue, that idea is my intellectual property.

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    1. Re:done for by MrScience · · Score: 1

      I did this too (though usually on accident). The trick is to sprint towards the main office. If you can get far enough, it's incredible how fast adults can move when the football player is tackling a geek onto concrete.

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      You quitting proves that the karma kap worked. The most annoying of the whores shut up. --CmdrTaco

  127. Tivo Kernel by sunbane · · Score: 1

    I've had my tivo for several years - I think the kernel in my series 1 tivo predates 2.4... unless they did an upgrade... anybody know?

    What is next, anybody seeing the movie Sinbad owes SCO $32 since it was created w/ unlicensed linux systems...

    I still can't figure out how their 50 lines of code in the kernel ($699) is worth more than Windows XP professional plus office professional combined - and we all know Microsoft is screwing us!

  128. at some point.... by zeruch · · Score: 1

    this moves beyond the threshold of farcical. they are either knee-jerkingly making these bizarre statements in order to deliberatly make waves and jolt the stock price because they know they should "get what they can while they can" (ergo, knowing their days are numbered) or they are arguably completely off their rockers and thinking "well, we made it this far, lets see how much more of reality we can warp" it is just staggering at the level of idiocy inertia this whole thing is gathering...

  129. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by Dastardly · · Score: 1

    March 4th, 1989 was the day set forth that the government would start operating under the Constitution prior to that the government as we know it didn't exist and therefore cannot charge for freedom prior to that date.

    1989? really? wow, I didn't think Papa Bush did anything good during his tenure, but I guess I was wrong.


    DOH!!!!! Drain Bamage...

    Dastardly

  130. what are they thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if ever there was a party with the means, inlcination to protect itself, and resources to crush this SCO thing, wouldn't it be the government? Why take them on so directly? It has to be desparation.

  131. SCO sues the gummint? by dacarr · · Score: 1

    Consider this redundant, but the government has a whole bunch of resources on their end. You know, like the IRS, the SEC, the FTC, that sort of thing. Hell, I bet the USPS can even get involved by means of the Postmaster General.

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  132. Dust off Kernel 2.2 by lavorgeous · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While we're all waiting for plague to descend on good 'ol Darl and his league of flying monkeys (read legal department), what about creating a "clean" kernel that they don't have claims against?

    Since 2.2 apparently doesn't infringe, why not create a super 2.2 kernel and swap it in for the (allegedly) infringing newer kernels on as many systems as possible?

    Here's what I'm thinking/wondering:
    1. How many Linux users actually need/use the components that IBM contributed?
    2. How much non-infringing post-2.2 stuff can be back-ported to the 2.2 kernel?
    3. If you managed to back-port as much as possible and polish-up a 2.2 kernel as much as it can be polished, will it meet the needs of most users?

    1. Re:Dust off Kernel 2.2 by El · · Score: 1

      None of those embedded devices have multiple processors, therefore they could not possibly be using the multple processor support that is the basis of the IBM lawsuit. Your trying to combat illogic with logic here; a better strategy would be to ignore them, at least until they attempt to substatiate a basis for their claims. How serious would Microsoft take you if you told them "I want $1 for every copy of Windows you ship because I claim it contains code derived from code that I own the copyright on. Oh, and by the way, I can't tell you what code that is because it's a trade secret!" I'm pretty sure you'd be quickly escorted off site...

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      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    2. Re:Dust off Kernel 2.2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WARNING: IANAL

      > 1. How many Linux users actually need/use the components that IBM contributed?

      This has nothing to do with anything IBM contributed. That's a seperate legal matter (SCO likes to confuse the two... resist) If it were IBM problems then they wouldn't have a copyright claim at all since IBM would still hold the copyrights. That dispute only has to do with whether IBM could (contractually) share IT'S code with linux. IBM's lawyers seem pretty confident that it was ok.

      Again - they would have ZERO copyright claim on that - even if they won that code would still be in linux, they'd just get some sort of judgement against IBM for breaking the contract.

      The COPYRIGHT claim is about the famous "80 lines" which later became "thousands of lines" of code. SCO hasn't (to my knowledge) said whether IBM was at fault or not. If they thought IBM _was_ at fault for serious copyright infringment it would be the centerpiece of that lawsuit since it'd probably hold more water than their rather, uh, creative reading of a 20-year-old contract.

      > How much non-infringing post-2.2 stuff can be back-ported to the 2.2 kernel?

      Given that we DON'T KNOW what's _supposedly_ infringing in 2.4, none of it. SCO won't say. (and unless they do their legal claim is extremely weak)

      There's no point in speculating on what technical solutions until SCO comes clean and shows what is violating. Under any normal copyright infringment claim this is the very first step - to demonstrate to the potential licensees (i.e. the public) that they really do have a valid claim. The fact that SCO has steadfastly refused to do this is a pretty strong indicator that their case is likely weak - it seems they'll do anything they can to avoid showing their hand until it comes to trial in a couple years.

    3. Re:Dust off Kernel 2.2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better idea:
      How about i UPGRADE any old servers running 2.2.x, and tell SCO to fuck themselves?
      I will NOT bow to any of their hilarious lawsuits!

    4. Re:Dust off Kernel 2.2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Fuck SCO, that's why.

  133. The Freshmaker by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    A couple of SCO reps knocked on my door this morning demanding I pay them. I just whipped out a Mentos and we all smiled.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  134. Neither by the truth, nor by consistency. by morven2 · · Score: 1

    One day, it's all about SMP, RCU, etc. The next it's not. The next it is.

    One day, it's all about IBM breaching contracts with SCO. The next day, it's SCO wanting to start the BSD vs USL case all over again, wanting to claim that anything built on UNIX is a derivative work. In fact it seems to go beyond that; SCO's insinuated that their true aim is a look-and-feel case that will kill UNIX-a-likes dead. Witness their statements along the lines of 'They think that if they know where the infringing code is, they can remove it and everything's fine. But it's stuff they can't remove'.

  135. Somebody call the DEA by 3Cats · · Score: 1

    ..Obviously the board of directors at SCO are jamming some seriously proscribed narcotics into every available orifice. From the outrageous press releases, it looks like 'trafficking quantities' and not recreational quantites. They should get nabbed for trafficking anyway, at the very least they are stuffing tons of the stuff into their attornys orifices.

    What's next? Cancel Christmas? Cut off the Widows and Orphans? No more kitchen scraps?

    3C

  136. McBride needs treatment by Nitewing98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even if SCO is correct (which I seriously doubt. If there are code similarities, I'm betting it was an obvious solution that any reasonable programmer would come up with), I have to ask....has McBride blown out the motherboard known as his brain?

    What SCO is trying to do (extort money from practically everyone) is so completely transparent. Let's see, he panics big accounts who are using Linux so they freak and buy a license, then he's going to point to that in court and say, "See, any reasonable person can see that our IP has been infringed, else they would not be paying us for a license!"

    I can't get over the pundits, either, saying that if SCO is right it's the "death of Linux" - What utter BS! The Open Source community will rewrite the offending sections and Linux will roll on (long after SCO breathes its last).

    FWIW, I don't have any intention of sending SCO even one of my hard earned dollars. I hope most CEO's have enough sense to wait this thing out and see what happens before they give SCO anything.

    --

    Nitewing '98

    Everything works...in theory.

  137. The food is fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me oh my.
    Howdy Doody's passed the House of Aquarius.
    Bring my more whisky and rye.

  138. My TiVO by C_nemo · · Score: 1

    is a 512 processor SMP monster with ONE BILLION mb RAM. I coudn't resist that little box with all those enterpise features.

  139. Ok, new idea. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

    Call SCO, request to talk to a salesperson.

    "Hi. I have a cluster with several hundred single-CPU linux boxes, and I'd like to make sure that I'm not breaking the law."

    "Oh, I've heavily edited the Linux source. I've cut out over %90 of the code, sacrificing functionality for size of code."

    "No, I don't have NUMA, RCU, or SMP capabilities."

    "Sure, you can see my code. I cannot distribute it to you, because I do not want to license it to you under the GPL. You'll have to sign this NDA. Basic terms. You aren't allowed to show anyone anything you see here, even if you've seen it before, you have to agree to ________"

    Where _______ is whatever we want.

    --

    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  140. what if... by g_braad · · Score: 1

    i recompiled my kernel... perhaps it will not even include any part of their 'claimed' code...

    until they show us anything... no payments...

    but what the heck, if they show us... the problem might disappear within a day or two... ;oP... again, no payments...

    so, what is it they are after???

    --
    F/OSS & IT Consultant
  141. They have to be stupid by Bruha · · Score: 1

    Now if they thought they were under the SEC's radar they're about to find theirselves sorely mistaken.

    They better stay out of my Tvio for damn sure!

  142. reported declines by nocomment · · Score: 1

    Speaking of reported declines,
    I wonder what netcraft says about SCO.
    I know we're in the process of removing our caldera mail server. It was a peice of junk anyway ;-)

    --
    /* oops I accidentally made a comment, sorry */
    /* http://allyourbasearebelongto.us */
    1. Re:reported declines by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2, Informative

      SCO.com? The one running Apache on Linux?

      They'll probably sue themselves next. There's not many targets left anyway.

      --
      "If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
    2. Re:reported declines by pyros · · Score: 1

      Just wait, pretty soon they'll have the Brovlovski guy in Everyone vs. Everyone!

  143. REVELATION! by Max+Threshold · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft isn't behind SCO's nonsense. It's...

    (bum bum bum)

    Richard Stallman!

    It's all clear now. This high-profile case is part of a plot to undermine the concept of intellectual property and erase what little progress the lawyers have made in getting the general public to respect it. After this, it's going to be a joke; any time someone hears about an IP dispute, they're going to assume the plaintiff is just another extortionist.

    1. Re:REVELATION! by Gherald · · Score: 2, Funny

      You got the right guy, but wrong motive.

      RMS is really just paving the way for HURD !!!

    2. Re:REVELATION! by freeze128 · · Score: 1
      After this, it's going to be a joke; any time someone hears about an IP dispute, they're going to assume the plaintiff is just another extortionist.
      Yeah, everyone but the Supreme Court Justices....
    3. Re:REVELATION! by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

      "...any time someone hears about an IP dispute, they're going to assume the plaintiff is just another extortionist."

      The plaintiff is just another extortionist.

      --
      Big Brother Bush is doubleplus ungood.
  144. finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A business plan using open source software!


    1. ?????


    2. Profit!

  145. SCO may have made a Critical ERROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do embeded systems run the 2.4 kernal? I doubt it. They aren't powerful enough. Why would a PDA need symetrical multiprocessing anyway. Who has the info on this? Sounds like extortion to me.

  146. morons target Godless greed/fear based.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    georgewellian fuddites.

    no contest. those fauxking murderous thieving payper liesense execrable are definitely on kode blew alert.

    you're the ones who are taking them DOWn, we're just making sure they learn whois really in charge.

    don't go getting big heads, most of you are just doing what we're all supposed to do. those WHOaRE not? lookout bullow.

    the simple instructions, again?

    get more oxygen on yOUR brains. consult with/trust in yOUR creator vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.

    murderous greed/fear based aggressors shall be disempowered by your intentions. that's a leap to grep onto, so just do it.

    do not concern yourself with the obsolete gottiesque softwar gangsters from the pacific crest annex of wall street of deceit. they are self-deleting. the damage they continue to inflict is on record. they are just more BAD history/hysteria.

    the current task is planet/population rescue. pay attention. that's affordable.

  147. Selling fridges to dwellers of the polar circles by worldcitizen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "Linux licenses" SCO is selling are worthless pieces of paper. Additionally, because of the GPL, using SCO licenses is the same as inviting every other contributor to the Linux Kernel to sue the licensee for copyright infringement. This needs to be said loud and clear (even the worst PHBs should be able to grasp that purchasing something that opens you to lawsuits is not a good idea)

    If you find somebody who still has doubts, tell them that you also are willing to sell them a license stating that they will be protected from any lawsuit from you for any car accident with a third party. Cheap! Only $699! They'll be "protected" so they can save much more than $699 in car insurance premiums...

  148. I am a Microsoft fan....... by kashmirzoso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and even I think this is a crock of sh*t....jesus...somebody needs to squash this company like a bug...where is Microsoft when you really need them!!

    1. Re:I am a Microsoft fan....... by OneArmedMan · · Score: 1

      Just a thought, but if MS is indead installing a bunch of linux boxes for a test bed , etc

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/08/05/2253 20 9&mode=thread&tid=100&tid=137&tid=142&tid= 187

      Wouldnt that mean that MS has to pay SCO as well ?

      That would be like the Devil selling his soul to ... erm ... himself .. wouldnt it?

    2. Re:I am a Microsoft fan....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "where is Microsoft when you really need them!!"

      Either behind all this, or just laughing all the way to the bank.

      You simple or something?

  149. Okay... by jmoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So where do I send my check for donations for the Red Hat/Debian/IBM/Anybody elses' lawsuit against SCO? $32 Dollars? WTF? I gladly give 10x times that to put SCO out of business.

    --
    The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data.
  150. Again??? by dallask · · Score: 1

    This is starting to just get silly... How far is SCO going to push this?

    --
    The Code Ninja is swift with his tool, precise in his delivery, and deadly accurate in his execution.
  151. IBM's actions say SCO might win by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    An article posted on CBS Marketwatch has this to say:

    Laura DiDio, an analyst with the Yankee Group, said that a bigger issue than whether SCO prevails in its IBM suit is why IBM and other companies supporting Linux will not indemnify customers against potential claims from SCO.

    DiDio argues that IBM's failure to protect its customers sends several signals to the market, including that Linux is not ready to become a mainstream computer operating system, and that there is a chance that SCO's claims against IBM just might have some validity.

    "Every other software and hardware vendor provides indemnification for its products," DiDio said. "IBM is saying it doesn't want to take that chance because SCO might win."


    Why won't IBM indemnify their customers? And for that matter how about Red Hat offering indemnity as well for users of their products? If SCO wins, Linux is dead, so it's do or die for Red Hat. Why not diffuse this whole mess and let companies battle it out in the courts?

    1. Re:IBM's actions say SCO might win by nitehorse · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you're just trolling or if you're seriously that underinformed.

      In any case...Red Hat is doing something about it.

      And IBM "will stand behind our products and our customers."

      So... Let's see where this goes.

    2. Re:IBM's actions say SCO might win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Who is this Lauro Dildo anyway and why do all these articles quote her so frequently? She's obviously an uninformed twat.

    3. Re:IBM's actions say SCO might win by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

      No I'm not trolling. It's a good question. If IBM and Red Hat are so certain that SCO doesn't have a case, why not just say "if you use our products, you don't have to pay SCO. We'll cover you". The minute they indemnify their customers from having to pay anyone else to use Linux, SCO's arguement immediately has no bearing and no weight.

      I'm glad IBM and Red Hat are doing something about it. I personally will continue to use Linux and will refuse to pay SCO one red cent. But for my customers who ask "will I have to pay SCO sometime in the future to use Linux?", the fact that IBM & Red Hat won't offer indemnity they way Microsoft has is a good business question.

    4. Re:IBM's actions say SCO might win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If IBM and Red Hat are so certain that SCO doesn't have a case, why not just say "if you use our products, you don't have to pay SCO. We'll cover you".

      Because Linux customers would owe SCO bupkis, nada, zip, zero even if Linux contains Unix copyrighted code. This is a copyright case, only companies that distribute Linux would be liable for damages. The most SCO could do is tell end-users to stop using Linux (and I'm not even sure they could even do that).

      For example, imagine if you unknowingly bought a pirated copy of Harry Potter and the Golden Fubar. Assuming the legitimate publishers found out, they can't charge you $699 for reading it, all they can do is sue whoever sold it to you for damages.

    5. Re:IBM's actions say SCO might win by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      In the unlikely event SCO wins, Linux is still far from dead. In order to win, they will have to actually tell somebody (read: a judge and opposing lawyers) where this supposed "stolen code" is. Once that's out, and if it is indeed true, it'll be replaced very rapidly. Problem solved, future releases are in the clear.

      Ipso fatso.

      --
      There are only 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't
  152. OMG by jjohnson · · Score: 1

    It's like the business world's version of "suicide by cop"...

    --
    Anyone who loves or hates any language, platform, or manufacturer, doesn't know what they're talking about.
  153. Even better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's all send them the $699, one penny at a time.

    1. Re:Even better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Postage Due of course. :)

  154. Okay Okay by Bruha · · Score: 1

    Looks like SCO hired Baghdad Bob Aka Iraqi Information Minister.

    "There is no Linux in Baghdad!"

  155. How much for... by MoreDruid · · Score: 1
    How much will they charge for the Linux wristwatch then?

    Or what about that modded X-box?... Or the PS2 development kit (it runs on linux IIRC)?

    --
    The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.
  156. SCO can suck my left nut by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny
    Maybe a class acton lawsuit against SCO on behalf of the thousands of people whose work they're trying to hijack is in order. And while we're on that subject, how about digging through their system binaries to make sure they're not also infringing on copyrights -- as lazy as programmers are and as abundant as free projects are, I wouldn't be surprised if some of their guys "borrowed" something somewhere.

    Even if those pig-fuckers had an airtight case, Debian-Hurd and Debian-BSD are an easy mkfs away. Do you think for one second that the kernel you're running makes a huge difference versus the software on top of it? And I'd go back to fucking CPM much more readily than I'd consider paying SCO's extortion money.

    (Yes, I said pig-fuckers. I think they get up on pigs and they fuck them. Squeeeeee! Anyone wanna disagree?)

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'd go back to fucking CPM much more readily than I'd consider paying SCO's extortion money

      Thank you sir, for the quote of the day.

      --
      "Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
    2. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think that fucking a slightly more modern OS would be much more pleasant than CPM.. there's no telling what you'd pick up from something that ancient.

      Though CPM is better than, say, VMS... punch-card papercuts suck.

    3. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think a pig would even allow SCO to get near them? Stop insulting the pigs.

    4. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by spokes · · Score: 1
      Debian-Hurd and Debian-BSD are an easy mkfs away
      Or Debian GNU/Linux. SCO's licensing schemes so far only seem to target "commercial" distributions. I went trying to find out how much I owe them -- you know, for shits & giggles -- and found that they aren't even charging me. How nice!
    5. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Problem is, nobody *really* wins a lawsuit but the l*wy*rs. Especially when it's a class action lawsuit. Consider: The going rate for a suit is 33 1/3% of the winnings get raked off as legal fees. The balance is divvied up between the applying members of the 'class'. Any members who don't apply immediately have a limited time frame to apply for their check. When that timeframe is done, the l*wy*rs get the rest, IIRC... So, our hypothetical suit gets awarded 1 million bucks American. The l*wy*rs get $333,333 in legal fees the instant the judge drops the hammer. The class gets 666,667 to divvy. Say there are 1000 members in the class. Each member gets a check for 666.67 when they sign off on the action. See who wins?

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
    6. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes! I agree, lawyers should offer their services for free. Except then maybe nobody would want to argue cases anymore. And then none of the victims would get compensated, and none of the perpetrators punished. Yeah, that sounds like a better system to me too. Idiot.

    7. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by RedSynapse · · Score: 1
      And I'd go back to fucking CPM much more readily than I'd consider paying SCO's extortion money.

      Only problem with that is CPM is now owned by Caldera. Just can't win eh?

    8. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... that might explain a few things. I went to the Salem County fair (NJ) last night, to watch the pig races and pig scramble (really, me and my kids). I might be wrong, but I'm fairly sure I saw two prize sows with stupid grins on their faces, wearing SCO logo T-shirts.

      --
      -Dave Haynie
    9. Re:SCO can suck my left nut by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

      Wow. Picture this face on top of a pig. It almost seems natural.

  157. I don't if they are serious anymore by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1
    I really don't. This is unreal. Are we positive that this story is completely true?

    I just find it hard to beleive that any company, throughout the entire passage of time, is this stupid. It has to be one big joke.

  158. The Most Ridiculous Quote In The Article by MasteroftheVoxel · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was in a link from the main article:


    "One could argue that developers could write exact or very similar code, but the developers' comments in the code are basically your DNA, or fingerprints, for a particular piece of source code," said Laura DiDio, a senior analyst with the Yankee Group (Boston), who viewed the evidence.


    Um, yeah, right ok. My comments are my "fingerprints", just like my "DNA", or a snowflake, no two are exactly alike.

    This has got to be one of the most ridiculuous things I've ever heard.

    1. Re:The Most Ridiculous Quote In The Article by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1
      oh come on....

      }
      }//end of for loop


      I am sure that everyones's look different. ;)

      -Seraphim
      --
      Slashdot, where armchair scientists get shouted down and armchair theologians get modded up.
    2. Re:The Most Ridiculous Quote In The Article by MisterMook · · Score: 1

      It's not what you say, it's the way you say it.

    3. Re:The Most Ridiculous Quote In The Article by tiny69 · · Score: 1
      "One could argue that developers could write exact or very similar code, but the developers' comments in the code are basically your DNA, or fingerprints, for a particular piece of source code," said Laura DiDio, a senior analyst with the Yankee Group (Boston), who viewed the evidence.
      OMFG!!!!

      Since SCO has not released this information to the public, who can realistically say that SCO didn't plant this evidence? Until SCO's "evidence" is released so that _EVERYONE_ can evaluate it, who's to say that SCO didn't claim that code from some Joe Linux kernel hacker as their own under SCO's fucked up idea that all derivative code of UNIX V belongs to them? Until SCO's "evidence" is released to the world, the issue is a Red Herring(TM). Unfortunately, not everyone in the business world looks at the issue this way.

      --
      Go not unto/. for advice, for you will be told both yea and nay (but have nothing to do with the question)
    4. Re:The Most Ridiculous Quote In The Article by platypus · · Score: 1
      If comments are DNA, then the gene pool is quite fscked up, heh?
      /usr/src/linux-2.2.21 > find -type f -exec grep -q fuck \{\} \; -print

      * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
      ./lib/vsprintf.c
      /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \
      ./include/asm-sparc64/system.h
      /* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
      /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
      /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
      /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
      ./drivers/net/sunhme.c
      * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
      ./drivers/block/cmd640.c
      * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
      * phase things. We don't want to fuck directly with
      /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
      ./drivers/scsi/esp.c
      /* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
      ./drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h
      * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
      * phase things. We don't want to fuck directly with
      /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
      ./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c
      CURRENT=req->next; /* task can fuck it up GTL */
      ./drivers/cdrom/sbpcd.c
      /* XXX Why the fuck is it called modename if it identifies the board? */
      ./drivers/video/tgafb.c
      /* Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same! */
      ./arch/i386/kernel/mtrr.c
      /* fuck me plenty */
      ./arch/sparc/kernel/process.c
      /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
      ./arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c
      #if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
      ./arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c
      * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
      ./arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c
      * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
      ./arch/mips/sgi/kernel/setup.c
      [...]
  159. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we're nitpicking, you spelled your name wrong.

  160. Not on intel! by dentar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Many of the embedded devices aren't on Intel.

    SCO has no non-intel offerings.

    --
    -- I am. Therefore, I think!
    1. Re:Not on intel! by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Many of the embedded devices aren't on Intel.
      SCO has no non-intel offerings.

      main(){

      • printf("Do you see any x86 assembly here?");
      }

      The whole purpose of using C for most of Unix was to make it as processor independant as possible. Besides, a straightforward translation from one processor's assembly language to another's would be considered a derivative work.

      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    2. Re:Not on intel! by dentar · · Score: 1

      TiVo has not "stolen" anything from SCO's market. SCO has clearly not marketed anything for any processor other than Intel and its clones.

      Of course, the Intel market hasn't "stolen" anything from SCO either. SCO pissed it all away and the market decided.

      --
      -- I am. Therefore, I think!
  161. NUMA and RCU in embedded system ??? by jcdr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would like to see how SCO can charge for code that are not in the binary image. Embedded system like Tivo have very little probability to compile NUMA or RCU code. This have no sense. Remember that SCO licence is for binary use (to be compilant with the GPL, as there say...).

    SCO is crasy if there expect to charge for somthing that don't even exists!

  162. If? by synergy3000 · · Score: 1

    If the government is used to paying 699 for things people put their asses on to take a dump, would they not also be willing to pay 699 for asses who think they own linux?

  163. Oh!!! I get it!! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    This is a joke!! This isn't really happening. Where's the "foot" icon for all of these SCO related news bits?

    Maybe since they know they're pretty much dead anyway, they'd go out with a bit of chaos and controversy? What does SCO stand for anyway? Stupid, Crazy and Obnoxious?

  164. WashingtonTechnology Slashdotted (Mirror) by useosx · · Score: 0

    Story Slashdoted. Copy of text:

    08/06/03

    SCO to government Linux users: Pay up

    By Joab Jackson
    Staff Writer

    Government agencies must pay up to $699 for each copy of the Linux operating system that they use, the SCO Group Inc., Lindon, Utah, announced Tuesday in a new licensing program.

    However, SCO's intellectual property claims over Linux remain contested by other parties.

    "We believe it is necessary for Linux customers to properly license SCO's [intellectual property] if they are running Linux ... for commercial purposes," said Chris Sontag, who is a senior vice president of SCO. Use of any Linux distribution can cause liability, regardless of vendor, the company claimed.

    "Government agencies shouldn't be too worried about this until they see more evidence," said Tony Stanco, head of the Center for Open Source and Government and associate director of the Cyber Security Policy and Research Institute at George Washington University.

    SCO has claimed that the 2.4 and 2.5 versions of the Linux kernel is embedded with code that SCO holds intellectual property rights on.

    At least some of the code in question supposedly comes from the Unix Systems V operating system, a proprietary systems that SCO purchased the rights to from Novell Inc., Provo, Utah in 1995.

    In March, SCO sued IBM for $1 billion over misuse of the intellectual property rights to the Unix operating system. The company claimed that IBM inappropriately added some of SCO's Unix proprietary code to Linux.

    Other parties remain skeptical of the company's legitimacy to the licensing fees.

    Stanco said that SCO's licensing fees are unusual in that a court of law hasn't determined that the intellectual property is clearly SCO's yet. "You don't try to get money until the issues are resolved in your favor," he said.

    Blake Stowell, director of corporate communications for SCO said that the IBM suit is unrelated to the present licensing initiative. Although some of the overlapping code comes from IBM, there are other parts of the code that leaked into Linux from other sources, Stowell said.

    "We'll be happy to show [agencies] proof, providing they sign a nondisclosure agreement," Stowell said.

    John Weathersby, chairman of the Open Source Software Institute said the government clients he works with have no immediate plans to pay the fee. The Oxford, Miss.-based nonprofit Open Source Software Institute was founded in 2001 to promote government use of open-source software, or software in which the source code is included with the software package.

    IBM would not comment on if it has plans to pay SCO fees on behalf of its customers using Linux-based IBM solutions.

    In May, IBM Corp., Amonk, N.Y., reported that it has more than 75 government customers using Linux solutions, including the Federal Aviation Administration, the Department of Agriculture and the Department of Energy's National Energy Research Scientific Computing Center. Between private and public sector customers, IBM has over 6,300 Linux-based implementations.

    "IBM has remains absolutely committed to providing Linux-based solutions to its customers," a spokeswoman said.

    In anticipation of lawsuits from SCO, Linux vendor Red Hat Inc., established a $1 million fund to cover legal expenses associated with infringement claims brought against companies from SCO and other companies developing open source software.

    "Red Hat has a responsibility to ensure the legal rights of users are protected," said Matthew Szulik, chairman and CEO of Red Hat.

    According to the new licensing program, Linux use on a server will cost $699 per central processor unit, or CPU, through Oct. 15. Use on desktop computers cost $199 per copy. Pricing for multiple CPU systems and embedded systems are also available. The pricing structure can be found at www.sco.com/scosource/description.html.

    Stowell said the company has no immediate plans to file suit again

  165. Khrushchev for CEO? by bopo · · Score: 4, Funny


    Is anyone else waiting for the televised press conference where the CEO or spokesperson or whoever starts banging on the podium with a shoe and screams "WE WILL BURY YOU!!!"? Is it just me?

    --
    "Understand you're having a little Jimmy Page trouble."
  166. Amazing... by idontgno · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This begins to look like some elaborate corporate version of "suicide-by-cop".

    You know, dude in wife-beater t-shirt and cutoffs starts a loud confrontation, barricades and arms himself, gets armed representatives of The Authorities (tm) sucked in, and then threatens said representatives with his weapon. SWAT dude has to pull the trigger, and then it's goodbye cruel world.

    Damn near foolproof way to off yourself once the hardcore tactical team is on scene, and it's technically not suicide!

    So, We've got SCO (bad mullet, tank-top, and raggy jeans) waving his 9mm around at everyone, including some folks that just finished getting heavy-handed on some folks between the Euphrates and Tigris. Like I said, suicide-by-cop.

    --
    Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
  167. License agreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. This is supposed to be the license agreement text http://lwn.net/Articles/43085/

    2. Section 2.0 of their license text, says they don't grant any distribution rights. The whole license say it's a right-to-use, not distribute. So any OEM who signs up presumably should just leave their devices in the warehouse and not actually try to sell them, or use them only internally!

    3. From http://www.sco.com/scosource/linuxlicensefaq.html

    Why doesn't SCO offer an IP License for Linux to the Linux distribution companies so that they can bundle SCO IP with their Linux distribution?
    The SCO compliance program is an end-user program for the right to use SCO IP in binary format. The IP License for Linux does not grant distribution rights, nor does it grant any rights associated with source code. SCO doesn't offer a license to cure the infringement on the part of the Linux distributor because SCO's source license agreement directly conflicts with the GPL.

    But they want to offer licenses to embedded OEMs. So they don't offer distribution rights, except, er, on embedded.

    To paraphrase SCO: We're not breaking the GPL. Red Hat is breaking the GPL by shipping Linux (McBride in conference call). Our license does break the GPL (FAQ). Even though we're breaking the GPL, we'll license embedded OEMs (Tivo).
  168. multiprocessor Zaurus ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly are the improvements RCU, NUMA and JFS bring to the embedded systems market ? Is there a four-way Zaurus that we don't know about ?

    At this rate I would not be surprised that tomorrow they will want to charge every site having the kernel source for download, since obviously they are publishing SCO's IP without license.

    Damn.

  169. The puppet master by smartin · · Score: 1

    Everytime i see one of these SCO stories (ie. everyday) I imagine SCO as a dumb puppet and somewhere behind the scenes is a an evil puppet master pulling the strings. Of course if I take this train of thought further the puppet master becomes a fat bald bastard with a skinny whinny nerd jerking his chain.

    --
    The difference between Canada and the USA is that in Canada healthcare is a right and gun ownership is a privilege.
  170. You all just don't seem to get it. by sabecon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not about the money. The whole idea is to set a precident. The only way that the closed source system can fight back the loosing battle is to muddy the water about licensing.

    They can't beat it on performance.
    They can't beat it on price.
    They can't beat it on stability.

    What else do they have?

    There were people using SCO unix for low end systems in shops that couldn't afford "The Big Boys". SCO has no market left. There is no point to them doing anything but a last ditch effort to save some small niche market from people afraid of any possibility of license issues. They don't have the support of Open Source development to aid their commercial product (Like some BSD). They don't have any high dollar hardware to bundle with (IBM, Sun, SGI). The only thing they might have is some customer loyalty from those who they treated well with support (I have no idea, never dealt with them). There is nothing left. Either they show enough promise to dump some stock or they bully a few reluctant customers. Its sure that if their customers are happy with their product, they are surely looking towards the free stuff that can at the very least equal what they have been paying top dollar for.

    Anyway, They are not long for this world. Even if they muddied the water with Linux, FreeBSD would welcome us with open arms. (Maybe not wide open, they are dying you know. ;)

  171. That's because... by SigmaDelta · · Score: 1, Funny

    'All your Linux belong to us'... SCO.

  172. I think they disabled their feedback form... by SkoZombie · · Score: 1
    In response to all the calls here and in similar places to tell them what we think, it seems they have disabled their forms!
    <form method="post" action="thanks.html" name="feedback" onSubmit="checkCat()">
    I didnt check the javascript but one would assume the target (action section of the form) should be some form of script/CGI program surely.

    Looks like all you US ppl will have to just call that 1800 number a second time for the rest of us!
  173. Its like a witch hunt by Zombie_Magick · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is going to end up like the Salem Witch Trials? Supposedly it ended the second they accused the governor's wife of being a witch.

  174. And in local news... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    SCO has been getting fairly positive coverage from the Deseret News. Today, they ran a story that basically regurgitates their party line.

    A couple of interesting tidbits from the story:

    "Red Hat thinks that we should show them every line of infringing code so they can make changes and go forward with a complete disregard for our business rights," [McBride] said[...]"
    IOW, the Linux community shouldn't be allowed to correct the infringement, but should instead be forced to pay royalties to SCO until the end of time.

    Also, it says that the suit against IBM isn't going to trial until April 2005.

    The Salt Lake Tribune takes a more pro-community stance in this story. It quotes Bruce Perens as saying, "Let me make it clear how dangerous the SCO license is to customers. If you buy it, you can be sued by each and every copyright holder of GPL software in a Linux system for infringing upon their copyright and violating the terms of their license. That's tens of thousands of potential plaintiffs."

    Oh, and Laura DiDio compares Linux developers to a 60's hippie commune. It's a fun read. Could someone please remind me why this woman is qualified to have an opinion on anything?
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    1. Re:And in local news... by Politas · · Score: 1

      This I find to be the most damning part of their whole stance. I always thought that legal cases are universally thrown out if there hasn't been a good-faith attempt by the plaintiff to resolve the situation without resorting to the courts.

      The Linux people are saying: We're terribly sorry if some of your code has been stolen. Tell us what it is, and we'll take it out. SCO are refusing to accept this perfectly acceptable resoltion.

      After all, it's not like they can prove that Linus, Red Hat, SuSe, etc actually wanted any infringing code in Linux. It's too easy for them to prove otherwise, with the development process being so open and thoroughly documented.

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    2. Re:And in local news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Laura DiDio compares Linux developers to a 60's hippie commune"

      How about calling her "Laura DilDo"? ;-)

  175. MS-SCO Conspiracy Alert by msgmonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is one for the MS-SCO conspiracy people. SCO suing the US federal gov is a great for Microsoft, they can now point at this and say "I told you so".

    Even if (well more like when) SCO lose, Microsoft can now bring up this case when it comes to any kind of OSS competition with regards to government contracts they will just say:

    "Hey remember that whole SCO thing? How do you know it won't happen again but next time with a valid claim?"

    1. Re:MS-SCO Conspiracy Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope Microsoft doesn't suggest that. Any IT manager worth their salt should be able to laugh at them and immediately point out the multiple lawsuits they have received over stolen IP in their system. ... and they settled.

    2. Re:MS-SCO Conspiracy Alert by MyHair · · Score: 1

      "Hey remember that whole SCO thing? How do you know it won't happen again but next time with a valid claim?"

      Why does anyone think this is less likely to happen with proprietary software? MS itself has been sued more than once over IP in their software.

    3. Re:MS-SCO Conspiracy Alert by KidSock · · Score: 1

      You know at first I was going to agree with you. This sounds like something MS would be behind. But the tact of these guys is so bad that I can't help but think it's going to backfire on them. Could they possibly expect Zaurus owner or the US government to pay them? Heck no! They're about to launch themselves firmly into irrelivance. And Linux will emerge stonger legally then ever before....

    4. Re:MS-SCO Conspiracy Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what many PHBs will think is, "Hmm, Microsoft received all those pesky lawsuits and nothing bad happened."

      It's almost a merit to them that they managed to survive (to say the least) so many lawsuits. Many decision makers now think they must be a tough company, and like them for that... That's their idea of forward looking thinking.

  176. Better Yet... by MacGabhain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Two words: Emminent Domain.
    When someone's property is needed by the governement for the public good, the government can appropriate it for pretty much whatever they deem it's worth. (Courts rarely prevent this, no matter how egregious an abuse by a governmental entity.)
    Linux is used in National Security situations and powers a good deal of the Internet. Having Linux remain free is of serious national interest. Claim emminent domain over SCO's intellectual property. If they fork over the disputed code, just take that and put it in the public domain. If they resist, raid them and take all of Unixware.
    I'll leave it to the bean counters to determine the appropriate worth of a dying piece of software from a dying company.

    1. Re:Better Yet... by jsheperis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Emminent Domain also requires the government to compensate the individual/goup from which they seize the property... The only reason I know this is because I'm from Chicago and when they moved Comiskey Park (where the Chicago White Sox baseball team plays) across the street some very stubborn folks didn't want to move. Took the Sox to court. The state stepped in and used Eminent Domain to take their property, but had to pay them a pretty penny to do so.

    2. Re:Better Yet... by El · · Score: 1

      Two better words: Sovereign Immunity. You can't sue the government without the government's permission. Suing the very people that own the courts that are charged with enforcing your dubious intellectual property claims is just asking to be slapped down. SCO has clearly crossed over the line from chutzpah to insanity; they deserve to be treated just as you would the guy in the tinfoil hat shouting obscenities on the street corner. Just walk on by and ignore 'em. (And clutch tightly to your purse.)

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    3. Re:Better Yet... by tuffy · · Score: 1
      Emminent Domain also requires the government to compensate the individual/goup from which they seize the property...

      Linus Torvalds and most of the kernel developers clearly believe their work should be available free-of-charge to those that want it. If the government wants to claim emminent domain, I'm sure everyone but SCO would be happy if they'd simply honor the existing GPL license.

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    4. Re:Better Yet... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      No need. "Intellectual property" is a phrase we use to refer to the collection of property-like traits that come with copyrights, trademarks, and patents... it's not really property, its a set of rights that behave like property.

      The government hath given rights, and the goverment can taketh away rights. It's not a bill of attender to void a copyright or trademark... it's not property or personal liberty we're talking about here. In fact, copyrights and patents are a limit on the liberty of everybody other than the holder.

      There's no need to go through Emminent Domain, we just need a simple Act of Congress, and then SCO can fight for its life until the crushing "Yes, Congress can do that." ruling from the Supreme Court.

    5. Re:Better Yet... by jon787 · · Score: 1

      You can sue the US government. Groups like the ACLU do it all the time. Certain people in the process of doing their jobs are immune, but the federal government can be sued.

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    6. Re:Better Yet... by karmavore · · Score: 1

      In Canada a tarnished looney would do.

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    7. Re:Better Yet... by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Emminent Domain is so... 20th century? Constitutional? These days, if someone is in the way of national security, they get declared a material witness; the courts don't even get a chance to get involved. Really pissing off the US government would be really bad for SCO, because SCO's only product at the moment is PR, and that's a bit hard from solitary confinement.

    8. Re:Better Yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean we can have Darl sent to Guatanamo Bay and stuck in the same cell as our terrorist friends?

    9. Re:Better Yet... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The federal government can be sued only if it agrees to permit this. I'm pretty sure that this is embedded in the main body of the constitution, but I must admit I wasn't able to find it when I searched just now.

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  177. I love the USA by theolein · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The theatrics and plain, blatant, obvious abuse of the "little man" by anyone with a fair amount of money is stunning. I compare a number of things:

    Today on slashdot, there was an article on the 20 year old left wing loudmouth who gets a year in jail for linking to a website with bombmaking instructions while the despotic bastard CEO of SCO can make claims and threats about a computer operating system while offering no evidence whatsoever and not only get away with it, but also make a fair amount of money at the same time.

    Compare the above to an article in the Washington Post about gangland killings in Washington DC, where gang members, who are all armed and are all involved in criminal activities are hardly prosecuted and the case of Germany, where a legal injunction forced SCO to withdraw it's claims in that country, completely.

    I personally think that whatever happens to Linux in the USA in terms of SCO being able to legally enforce payment of licences, those will have no effect outside the USA and I will personally piss in my pants laughing when SCO attempts to do some enforcing in the EU.

    1. Re:I love the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Today on slashdot, there was an article on the 20 year old left wing loudmouth who gets a year in jail for linking to a website with bombmaking instructions


      Who's more dangerous, a left wing loudmouth or a right wing loudmouth?
    2. Re:I love the USA by strudles · · Score: 1

      Same in UK... i have deep concerns over any legal proceedings. Recently my parents were sued by a rich neighbour over a border dispute. The neighbours claims and actions upto the trial remind me very much of SCO, he was completely insane and had no case but crazy talk. Yet somehow he has won because he ran my parents out of money and some very strange actions from the judge. before the trial we was laughing how it could actually get this far cos the whole matter seemed so stupid, then suddenly we are settling out of court for 80k as they couldnt afford to defend themselves after the initial advocation was stretched out so the court time ran out. Also, does this come down to a decision of 1 judge ? its all very iffy.

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    3. Re:I love the USA by xnixman · · Score: 1

      Personally, I am deeply offended that any left-wing loudmouth is making bombs.

      Bombs are clearly something us right-wing loudmouths are supposed to be making.

      Left-wing loudmouths are supposed to tie themselves to trees, and go to Isreal to be "human shields."

      Dan

  178. foolish SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are these people serious? SCO is more dumb than I thought.

  179. Now we know SCO is going to loose. by Silvertre · · Score: 0

    NEVER tell the govt that they owe you money. They like thier money, and will find a way to keep it. Now just watch as all the judges side against SCO.

  180. OT: Kernel version by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, TiVo used one of the 2.1.something kernels.

    Isn't 2.1.x a development branch? I thought 2.0.x and 2.2.x were the stable branches... oh well.

    Kjella

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    1. Re:OT: Kernel version by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Isn't 2.1.x a development branch? I thought 2.0.x and 2.2.x were the stable branches... oh well.

      It seems strange that TiVo would've gone with 2.1 instead of 2.2, but that's what they did...

      bash-2.02# cat /proc/version
      Linux version 2.1.24-TiVo-2.5 (build@buildmaster12) (gcc version 2.8.1) #8 Wed May 8 15:38:27 PDT 2002
      bash-2.02#

      According to this page, TiVo switched to 2.4 for Series 2. They most likely did this for the USB support (plug a USB Ethernet dongle into a Series 2 and it'll "phone home" over your broadband connection).

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  181. In another press statement by laigle · · Score: 1

    A press statement hours later, delivered by phone to CNN from the head of the company, went as follows:

    "Yes, we plan on enforcing our intellectual property rights against government computers and OHGODSTOPSHOOTINGMEITHURTSITHURTSOHSWEETJESUSITHUR TS"

    Anyone else hoping SCO's rights get upheld now? Cause intellectual property laws would be off the books in a week and the RIAA would be SOL.

    1. Re:In another press statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a moron.

  182. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by slugstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    And Mr Clinton did something? Oh, I forgot about the interns.

    Never mind.

  183. I question SCO's true motives. by RALE007 · · Score: 1
    I have a hard time believing SCO can take its own claims seriously. They have become so ridiculous I just cannot imagine the law suits and demands are being made because the company truly believes every Linux user owes them $699, IBM owes them 3 billion, every TiVo owner owes them $32, etc. etc.
    Not only do I have a hard time believing that SCO isn't well aware that no one owes them money, but I have a hard time believing they are not well aware that their lawsuits and demands don't stand an ice cubes chance in hell. Yet the company is still filing law suits and still making outragous claims that anyone living or who has ever lived owes them money.

    Since I feel they are aware that nobody owes them money, and they are also aware that they don't have a chance in getting anything from anyone, my question is, what's the point of all this? The first and obvious response is stock manipulation, which has obviously been going on. Perhaps I'm paranoid, but I feel that there is more to it than that. In my opinion, this seems to be more than just a smear and FUD campaign to manipulate stock.

    Besides the obvious stock manipulation, what do you think some motives for this campaign may be and why? I'd especially love to hear from those of you wearing a tin foil helmet. I just have a hard time believing the attempts at completely discrediting OSS is simply a convenient side effect of a smear/FUD campaign to manipulate stock. I think some good conspiracy theories would be intriguing.

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    1. Re:I question SCO's true motives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have become so un-serious ridiculous they are laughing all the way to the bank.

      They are already cashing in the stock options, as reported here already. The stock is up and going higher... and they may get away with it.

      Buncha thieves.

  184. Maybe it is time to ask SCO nicely. by digital+photo · · Score: 1

    Hmm... it seems that SCO is in dire need of a checkup from the neck up.

    Personally, I would be concerned about a company like SCO which thinks that just because they made a product they thought was good and that the market gave up on, that they deserve something. In this case, they think they deserve alot.

    I think people should call in and ask just what it is that SCO is offering and/or has offered or contributed which makes them deserving of any money.

    I think people should call, nicely, and ask what IP they think they own.

    I think people should call, once again nicely, and ask why they would want to FORCE people to infringe on their rights.

    I would urge people to call SCO and maybe.. just maybe... SOMEONE will get to talk to someone there who knows what is going on.

    What can be seen:

    Someone asks for information and is directed to the "website".

    The website doesn't contain any information.

    The company is selling licenses to a product which they do not own, only contend that they own some piece of code which that product uses. 99% of the rest of that product was produced by someone else.

    Any rational company would have brought up the issue in a forum and asked that people remove the code which is violating their IP.

    Instead, they have launched a lawsuit and announced that they own IP and people owes them money.

    Very quickly, SCO is becoming a household word. A four letter word.

    As far as I'm concerned, SCO can go SCO itself.

    1. Re:Maybe it is time to ask SCO nicely. by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Hmm... it seems that SCO is in dire need of a checkup from the neck up.

      Why? I've already seen goatse.cx!

      > Very quickly, SCO is becoming a household word. A four letter word.

      Sometimes I wonder if Microsoft isn't keeping SCO on life support for any reason other than the fact that Darl McBride gives us someone to hate more than Bill Gates.

      > As far as I'm concerned, SCO can go SCO itself.

      Preach it, brother. I never thought I'd see a company hated more than Microsoft, but McBride and SCO aren't worthy to lick the sweat from Ballmer's armpits. Every day I read the financial press. And every day I just. don't. get. it.

      Microsoft vs. DOJ - we all like to bash Billgatus, but two people could sit down over a beer and debate whether the courts are the right way to deal with monopolies, or which practices of Microsoft's were "illegal" and which were merely "hardball".

      RAMBUS vs. Micron, Infineon, Dramurai - hey, at least some of RAMBUS' claims were plausible, and even if they played marginally dirty pool at the IEEE meetings, two people could sit down over a beer and have a legitimate debate over who invented DDR, and if the patent might also legitimately apply to SDRAM.

      SCO vs. Whoever They Sued This Hour - closest thing to a debate you can have here is you and your buddy just keep drinking beer after beer, going "What the fuck? What the fucking fuck fuck?!"

    2. Re:Maybe it is time to ask SCO nicely. by Bored+Huge+Krill · · Score: 1

      LOL. Wish I had mod points... +1e4 Funny

  185. Darl better be good on his knees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own a couple of TiVos and a Zaurus. Darl better suck pretty good if he expects to get any money from me.

  186. Great title except.... by vondo · · Score: 1
    there is no indication from the quotes or any other thing in the article that SCO has had any contact with people at Tivo, Sharp, or the U.S. government.

    On the one hand you have a writer for a government IT audience covering what the impact of SCO's scheme would be on government agencies (notice [agencies] is in brackets, meaning the SCO employee didn't say the word). On the other hand, you have someone writing about SCO's plans, mentioning embedded devices and using Tivo as an example.

    There is nothing presented in either that SCO is "targetting" these two institutions any more than they are targetting every other company.

    Move along, nothing to see here. This is all just analysis of yesterday's news.

  187. See SCO by DarkWarriorSS · · Score: 1

    See SCO
    See SCO Sue
    See SCO Sue U.S.
    See SCO Run
    See SCO Crumble

  188. SCO and Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it would be worthwhile to send them their just payment...in Monopoly money, as that is what their claims are worth. Just think, if everybody did this, they would be swamped with worthless "payments"...:)

  189. STOOOOOPP!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop talking about SCO!!!! Please!!!!

  190. OK, time for the goon squads... by Archeopteryx · · Score: 1

    I think we ought to do to SCO what the Republican Congressional Staffers did to the Miami-Dade board of elections; Gather in great numbers around their building, banging on the windows, and making them fear for their lives until they back down.

    And if that doesn't work, we can break all the glass in their automobiles, and then start to disassemble their building.

    Also, we need to have a list of their home addresses in case the bigwigs decide to be brave enough to work at home that day.

    And no I'm not serious, yet, but we need to get together those home addresses anyway, just in case.

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  191. Well apparently MS by hayden · · Score: 2, Funny
    I hope you didn't catch anything, god knows who SCO has been sleeping with.
    So lets monkey dance baaybee.
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  192. Re:SCO may have made a Critical ERROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course embedded systems run linux 2.4. Half the home routers out there run linux 2.4, and the other half run vxworks. Someday they might even run CE.

  193. Home vs Commercial User by hmckee · · Score: 1

    I've been reading everything about this SCO lawsuit against the world and I've finally come to the conclusion that I don't care what SCO does.

    I only use Linux at home for personal projects like hosting my family web site, surfing the web, sending e-mail and supporting OSS projects. According to SCO, since all my activity is non-commercial, I don't need a license.

    Now if I were supporting a commercial product like a TiVo (which I'm sure is using an older kernel anyway), Zaurus or SELLING a distribution, I'd either sue SCO right back or buy a license. If I didn't have the money for either of those options, then I'd be switching to QNX or FreeBSD.

    Anybody who supports OSS software like myself or puts together a non-commercial distribution should not be affected. After all, most of the people are in this for the love of programming. Making gobs of money from a fun side project would be cool, but that's not the point.

    Let all the commercial entities like IBM, RedHat, TiVo, Sharp and SCO sue each other over licenses and contracts. Really, how much sympathy do you think I'll have for IBM whether they win or lose. Sure, corporate acceptance of Linux will help push it more into the mainstream, but this doesn't matter to me either. At the end of the day, I'll still be using Linux and I'll never pay a dime for a license.

    Harry

    1. Re:Home vs Commercial User by danielsdk · · Score: 1

      No, you can participate this fun game by suing SCO too!

  194. Pump and Dump and the Gov'MINT by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Ok.....all the funny SCO antics that have been lately have kept me amused, but this is fucking ridiculous. As many of us believe, this is an elaborate (or not so elaborate) scheme of the SCO execs to pump and dump the stock. I dunno, maybe its just me, but I thought the first rule of illegal trading practices was:

    DON'T FUCK WITH THE GOVERNMENT

    Seriously.....this seems to be the equivelant of buzzing on the SEC's front door and begging to be investigated and tossed in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

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  195. Enterprise class UNIX by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Interesting


    SCO claims that enterprise class UNIX would not have been possible without their intellectual property. I had no idea that the TiVO OS was enterprise ready!

    How much of a cut do they want for the Sony PS2 Linux kit. Are they going after Sony too? Hell, let's see SCO take on the entire fortune 500! All the more to crank up their legal burn rate.

    Anybody who has contributed to the other 99.9% of the kernel should start a class action suit against SCO for attempting to hijack THEIR intellectual property, and sell a binary only kernel image containing GPL code, in clear violation of the GPL. Any sharp lawyers out there want to pick this one up?

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  196. From the SCO press misinformation center by gmkeegan · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Daryl McJagger, a spokesthing for SCO, summed up SCO's current situation, coining the phrase, 'Can't get no SCOtisfaction.' He further stated today that SCO has received a significant amount of negative feedback regarding the strict requirement of signing an extraordinarily restrictive NDA prior to being shown the proof that SCO intellectual property is present in current Linux code. According to Daryl, 'We impose this requirement because if we simply revealed the proof to the general public, a number of important intelligence sources would be compromised. We simply cannot allow the stockholders' interests to be put into jeopardy by allowing this proof to fall into any unsanctioned hands. The proof is on a need-to-know basis, and so far, no one needs to know."

    Mick Jagger was unavailable for comment.

  197. series 1 tivos use linux 2.1 kernel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bad SCO you're not even allowed to ask for a donut for the first ~300-400k tivos sold.

  198. There is another option by danielsdk · · Score: 1

    for linux user:

    Sue SCO instead pay SCO. I'd rather to pay a lawyer than pay SCO. Basically, if Linux become illegal, then SCO instantly become illegal: because current SCO was Caldera System (http://www.caldera.com/company/profile.html), a linux distributor when it purchased former SCO. And at that time, the currently claimed 2.4 kernel had already been released.

    Based on above facts, the investors of Caldera, of former SCO or of current SCO and business partner of SCO can also sue SCO.

    Also developers can sue SCO for its violate GPL.

    It is really fun to see so much parties entitled to sue SCO!

  199. I'll give you a hint... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    I hope you didn't catch anything, god knows who SCO has been sleeping with.

    It has hooves. And no, they're into worse things than bestiality.

    Kjella

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    1. Re:I'll give you a hint... by NortWind · · Score: 1

      Here's a clue about who SCO is sleeping with. I guess the "Do unto others" part got hurt a bit in the translation.

  200. In summary: by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't try to charge someone more than it'll cost to have you killed.

    Sorry, I forget the exact quote or where I heard it.

    1. Re:In summary: by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      That puts SCO in a very tough position then, doesn't it?

      I'm sure there's quite a number of people ready to do it gratis.

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  201. of course SCO's value is up 600% by santakrooz · · Score: 1

    in the 3 months since they started this whole mess... 6x market cap increase in one quarter is insane, but it's hard to fault them for their tactics because as far as their shareholders are concerned they've raised shareholder value more than any other tech company in recent times, and made more than a few people instant millionaires.

    Although the whole this seems bogus by convential wisdom (not legal wisdom) considering SCO (really Caldera/really Novell) was a Linux vendor and sold the code as Linux before aquiring SCO and it's alleged infringed Unix property, it's hard to blame them when their making millions on it.

    Maybe Mark Cuban will go on E! and tell us how this is actually good for Linux...

    -sk

  202. Military by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    Now, how are they going to find out what the military is running? Other than the .mil servers, everything's pretty much cut off from the public.
    I will tell you one thing. SCO showing up at the gate to base won't work. Security has been pretty damned tight since 9/11. "Surprise inspection? Civilians don't get to do those here."

  203. SCO's Insanity Defense by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    Their lawyers are either crazy or geniuses. We won't find out until after the trial, as if there would be any.

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  204. Scene: the White House by EverDense · · Score: 1

    Presidential Aid: "Mr President, SCO are targeting us for attack"

    George Dubya: "its pronounced new-cu-lar"

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  205. As I said, it's all about market share... by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Which they've lost to Linux...

    "For its part, SCO claims it has lost to free Linux distributions substantial revenue it might have gained from Unix sales."

    Now they want em back... at the point of a gun made out of soap.

  206. Just like high school. by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

    At my high school, the seniors would offer "elevator passes" to the juniors, during frosh week.

    My high school did not have an elevator (-:

    This whole thing seems oddly familiar.

    *checks to see if BROUGHTON, REGINALD C. went to his high school*

    S

    1. Re:Just like high school. by EllF · · Score: 1

      Juniors at your high school didn't realize, after being there for 2 full years, that there was no elevator? Man.

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  207. Forcing the gov't to pay by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    Ohh, sure. THAT'LL WORK! If anybody has time on their side, it's Uncle Sam.
    This is SCO's death knell.

    1. Re:Forcing the gov't to pay by josepha48 · · Score: 1

      Hmm lets see them go after the NSA ;-) bye buh SCO

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  208. What if I hacked my Tivo? by Population · · Score: 1

    Supposed I backed up the original hard drive and put in a bigger on. Do I own SCO for two copies of Linux?

  209. You're not liable. by morven2 · · Score: 1

    However, IF the linux you are running is found in a court of law to be infringing on SCO's copyrighted works, THEN they can ask you to cease using it and destroy any infringing copies. As an innocent recipient of infringing material you do not have to pay them a cent.

    Trying to hit up end users for license fees in significant advance of any legal judgment is quite a slimy tactic, and IMO shows their lack of faith in winning, or at least their need for short-term cash flow.

  210. Bright side for SCO by jmorris42 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They bastards at SCO are actually lucky they happen to be doing this under an out of control Republican administration. The worst that will happen is they could find themselves in Cuba as 'enemy combatants.' I think we all remember how Democrats like to hold kiddie roasts, shoot yer kids (and dog). (Reno vs the Branch Dividians, Reno vs Weaver family, etc.)

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    1. Re:Bright side for SCO by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Pssst. Check the date on the incident with the Weavers. It happened in August, 1992. Clinton (and Reno) entered office in January, 1993.

  211. How stupid can you get? by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

    You know, the Feds probably wouldn't have cared up until SCO got uppity and wants to charge them even more money. I'm sensing some accounting improprieties might show up in their future.

    Don't mess with the SEC, they'll do things to you that'll make the FBI look like girl scouts.

  212. Whats the next move? by dbc001 · · Score: 1

    This whole "intellectual property" thing seems to be going a bit too far. The Linux community has got to be one of the largest bodies of collective intellect anywhere, and should be capable of finding a solution to the problem that modern IP law presents, especially now that it is threatening something that is not only an enjoyable hobby but also an exciting and promising social movement. Who else is thinking about this? Where is it being discussed? Where can we donate our time and energy (and maybe money) to such a cause? Where can we protest, and what can we do?

    I mean this in all seriousness. I think there are hundreds of thousands of people, if not billions, who will benefit from the Linux movement and the ideas that are associated with it. It is unacceptable that a corporation should be allowed to stop it, and something needs to be done. If it is already being worked on, please point the rest of us there so that we can help. If not, let's start working on it right now.

    -dbc

  213. They can take my Tivo by heli0 · · Score: 1

    from my cold dead hands!!

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  214. Size doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I'm sure Linksys/Cisco will really love the idea of having to pay SCO some money to be able to ship some of its more recent wireless routers. SCO is going to be crushed by a big company like Cisco; it's only a matter of time (and how much we let them whine)."

    If you think company size means anything, look at how successful Rambus has been at collecting royalties on DRAM Patents.

  215. Trading Symbol Must State for somethin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like SucksCOX

  216. Next is a linkup with the RIAA by dpilot · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Hello, my name is Linus Torvalds, and I pronounce Linux, Linux." (aka /usr/share/sndconfig/sample.au in RedHat)

    It's audio , so the RIAA needs to be in on this. If you've ever downloaded a RedHat Linux ISO, you've probably downloaded this audio file. This means you owe the RIAA and SCO.

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    1. Re:Next is a linkup with the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's audio , so the RIAA needs to be in on this. If you've ever downloaded a RedHat Linux ISO, you've probably downloaded this audio file. This means you owe the RIAA and SCO.

      Uhh, no. I know the RIAA sucks as much dick as SCO does, but they are an association which represents member recording labels. They do not have the exclusive monopoly on ALL audio media.

      Moron.

    2. Re:Next is a linkup with the RIAA by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I know that, silly. It was supposed to be humor.

      I guess maybe emoticons are really necessary, though personally I don't much like them.

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    3. Re:Next is a linkup with the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but Linus could have used the service of one of RIAA's member record labels to publish this audio file. The fact that he didn't deprives RIAA's member of potential revenue, so Linus must be an audio pirate, raping and pillaging RIAA's members for his own gain. How more immoral can an entity get?

  217. COMING THIS WINTER... by heli0 · · Score: 1

    ...SCO invades Russia.

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    1. Re:COMING THIS WINTER... by AvengerXP · · Score: 1

      Someone make a Soviet Russia joke this is too good to pass up

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    2. Re:COMING THIS WINTER... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Done.


      In Soviet Russia, SCO pays YOU licensing fees!

  218. In further developments by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

    it seems, according to this story over on the Register that the US Navy is buying 260 Xserve boxes running Yellow Dog Linux for use in nuclear subs. Will SCO take on the Navy?

    1. Re:In further developments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Will SCO take on the Navy?

      IF they are in the right, the DoD will be some of the easiset people to get license payments from.

      They do pay their bills, for things that are on-budget and correctly billed, which the SCO license is neither, of course).

  219. Me too! by Eric+Smith · · Score: 4, Funny
    What a great business model, I think I'll use it too...

    If you're running MAME, you owe me $32. Pay up! MAME includes some code I wrote, in violation of the GPL license on my code. Unlike SCO, I'm actually willing to publicly identify which lines of code are at issue.

    I'm joking about the $32, although they really did violate my license. However, I'm NOT going to sue them. In fact, I think I'll grant the MAME project a license to use the code under the MAME license instead.

    So much for my chances of making billions of dollars on it! :-)

    1. Re:Me too! by nick+this · · Score: 1
      Hey, it's not just you! I was looking through some code the other day, and I saw this:

      /* FIXME */

      which I know DAMN WELL was stolen out of some code I had written. Just like SCO's case, the comments were *verbatim* from my code. Some slick bastards out there.

    2. Re:Me too! by isorox · · Score: 1

      Yup, I was looking through some code, and found: // WTF does this do?!?

    3. Re:Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here i was all sad about bob hope dying, and you pop up to carry the baton.

  220. Why cant we rebuild 2.2 kernel from scratch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like 2.2 kernel to 2.4 kernel
    mod changes are what SCO is claming infringment rights on.
    Why not rebuild the 2.2 kernel
    adding each new step with opensource sources?

  221. Looks like they've got the Navy scared by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yep the Navy's just terrified

  222. Perfectly Rational by TurnYourRadioOn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now it's clear they don't really care if anybody actually pays for a license. The whole thing is an Enron-like ploy to create a huge accumulation of accounts receivable, so as to puff up the apparent value of the company. Whether anybody actually pays is irrelevant.

  223. M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has anyone noticed that the lawyer for sco it the same lawyer m$ used for the antitrust case?

  224. Something caught my eye... by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the afforementioned link:
    -----
    The embedded Linux licensing move "is extortion based on fraud. They are out to shake down people for what they can get," said Inder Singh, chairman of the Embedded Linux Consortium and chief executive of embedded Linux and real-time operating system maker LynuxWorks (San Jose). Neither the consortium nor his company has had any communications from SCO on the royalty demand, Singh said.
    -----

    Time to take the gloves off, and make sure words like "fraud", "extortion" and "racketeering" appear prominently in commentaries, to be picked up in the mainstream press whenever SCO issues press releases like this. Don't worry anymore about being sued for libel by SCO - The way things look, they will have the courts tied up until the end of the century, assuming there is anything left of them.

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  225. Bankrupt them by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    Or at least drive up their bandwidth bills

    ping -f -s 20240 www.sco.com

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  226. I think. by Tediak · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think someone needs a hug.

    And a sense of humor.

  227. What the fuck? by hiaips · · Score: 1

    Okay, someone tell Donald Rumsfeld how much this will hurt development and engineering at agencies like NSA, and I guarantee you he will pitch a fit. SCO is screwing around with the wrong people now, and this is only adding fuel to the fire. I really hope they burn in hell now.

  228. You're forgetting who's in the White House... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They'll probably respond with an administration decree that all Federal agencies immediately desist from using "communist" free software, and instead switch to operating systems by our buddies in Redmond.

    Faith in government, at this juncture, seems especially misplaced.

  229. Darl needs to be Penguin pecked by hedley · · Score: 1

    To whom it may concern @SCO.

    I have decided after careful review of the case as presented that I will pay:

    Nothing, Nada, zip, goose-eggs, bubkus, rien, SFA.

    Further cease showboating. Stop doing what you are doing, you risk grave beak injury.

    Actually Darl is a particularily odious character, so slippery in interviews, a clear lack of any foundation in this business (at least the part that we on /. originate from, the love of the machines and joy of creating useful things). He comes accross as a slimy opportunistic do nothing. Relying on lawyers, sham lawsuits, and extortion to gain wealth. Creating nothing but loathe in the community against him and his legal machine. Passed over as the article said. Good, passed over for better programmers and better, newer ideas.

    I like the term also about a "hail Mary" pass. That is exactly what this is. Put something up and see what happens. Slippery weazel.

    No money for you! NONE!

  230. Two words...Eminent Domain by hazman · · Score: 1

    This farce can now be settled by the US Gov't exerting itself through eminent domain and placing the alledged IP into the public domain.

  231. 1-800 726-8649 is the number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who were looking for it... 1-800 726-8649 http://www.sco.com/scosource/description.html

  232. Reach for the stars! by Filibustero · · Score: 1

    If you're going to lie, might as well make it a REALLY BIG ONE!

  233. SCO has pointed a loaded gun at their own head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and pulled the trigger. This is going to end up in federal court, and trying to extort the feds will make it happen in a big hurry. My prediction: an unamused federal judge will kick SCO's frivilous suit out of court, and SCO will be crushed under the weight of the countersuits.

    1. Re:SCO has pointed a loaded gun at their own head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point, I'm surprised someone hasn't started a class action case against SCO. Heck, Red Hat might as well update theirs to CA status and let all their users jump on the bandwagon against them... All the Tivo & PDA owners could do the same thing. One company getting a CA against them from millions of people - that would make the nightly national news. Heck, even the feds would really notice that somethings up - as it appears that no one on their part is doing anything about this. The SEC should at least be investigating for a pump and dump...

      I mean, c'mon, think of how many people and their companies have wasted time and money worrying about this with nothing but unsubstantiated claims..

  234. What's the Big Deal Here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on people. Why is this news? SCO basically
    had to do this. If they are going to claim that
    private business needs to buy licenses then why
    would the government be any different? Think for
    an actual second or two.

  235. SCO Files Lawsuit Against God by mj01nir · · Score: 2, Funny

    LINDON, Utah-August 6, 2003-The SCO(R) Group (SCO) (Nasdaq: SCOX), the owner of the UNIX operating system, its derivatives, copies, and work-alikes as well as the methods, standards (de facto or de jure), and paradigms that encompass the UNIX operating system announced today that it has filed legal action against God (NYSE:GOD) in the State Court of Utah, for misappropriation of trade secrets, tortious interference, unfair competition and breach of contract. The complaint alleges that God has directly infringed upon SCO's UNIX intellectual property.

    In 1995, SCO purchased the rights and ownership of UNIX and UnixWare that had been originally owned by AT&T. This included source code, source documentation, software development contracts, licenses and other intellectual property that pertained to UNIX-related business. SCO became the successor in interest to the UNIX software licenses originally licensed by AT&T Bell Laboratories to all UNIX distributors, including HP, IBM, Silicon Graphics, Sun Microsystems, and many others.

    As a result of God's unfair competition and the marketplace injury sustained by SCO, SCO is requesting damages in an amount to be proven at trial, but no less than ownership of all existence, together with additional damages through and after the time of trial.

    SCO is also demanding that God cease these anti-competitive practices based on specific requirements sent in a notification letter to God. If these requirements are not met, SCO will have the authority to revoke God's license of creation as well as God's license to keep the cosmos in motion.

    SCO's letter and complaint have been filed by the law firm of Boies, Schiller and Flexner. SCO announced in January that the law firm had been retained to research and investigate possible violations of SCO's intellectual property.

    "SCO is in the enviable position of owning the UNIX operating system," said Darl McBride, president and CEO, SCO. "It is clear from our stand point that we have an extremely compelling case against God. SCO has more than 30,000 contracts with UNIX licensees and upholding these contracts is as important today as the day they were signed."

    A copy of SCO's complaint is on file with the State Court of Utah and can also be found at www.sco.com/scosource.

    Teleconference
    SCO has scheduled a teleconference regarding this announcement for 11:00 a.m. Eastern time on August 7, 2003.

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  236. TIVO can't do this by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    They'd be violating the GPL by shipping a kernel made of a mix of SCO code and GPL'd code (since they can't pass on the rights to use the SCO code under the GPL). They'd either have to pull every unit currently shipping and pull the Linux or SCO code (their choice) or fight the lawsuit. My guess is they'll fight tooth and nail. What the hell is SCO thinking?

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  237. Sure! Ever heard of SCOrched Earth attacks? by dacap · · Score: 1

    But guess whose ground is gonna get scorched? :-D

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  238. This reminds me of the Army-McCarthy hearings by hqm · · Score: 1

    Now SCO is going after the goverment. When they try to go after the Army, that will be just like
    when Joe McCarthy tried to claim there were commies in the Army. They called his bluff, and that destroyed him.

    I hope the military notices that they are being extorted by these liars from SCO, and lays some serious legal whoop-ass on them.

  239. In the interest of National Security by Geminus · · Score: 1

    Can't wait till the little black vans show up and close up SCO. I work for the government and yes, they use Linux. Going after the private sector is one thing, but holding Uncle Sam hostage is another. No judge on the face of this earth is going to just roll over on the system and the people that vote on it. This is the one sure fire way to close your doors. I'll bet that the song that's playing in their elevators is from the Doors... This is the end, this is the end my friend. In the immortal words of AOL, "Goodbye!"

  240. Totally clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not SCO (they are too though), but me. Did they prove to the public or a court that linux has any proprietary piece of code SCO owns? If no judge has declared Linux to be in violation of any copyright, how can SCO demand anything?

    Confused

  241. Let's Put SCO Behind Bars by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While the lawsuits being defended by IBM and filed by Red Hat are likely to put an end to The SCO Group's menace to the Free Software community, I don't think simply putting the company out of business is likely to prevent us from being threatened this way again by other companies who are enemies to our community. I feel we need to send a stronger message.

    If we all work together, we can put the executives of the SCO Group in prison where they belong.

    If you live in the U.S., please write a letter to your state Attorney General. If you live elsewhere, please write your national or provincial law enforcement authorities. Please ask that the SCO Group be prosecuted for criminal fraud and extortion.

    It makes me very sad to write this, because I lived in Santa Cruz for fifteen years. Sam Sjogren, a close friend from Caltech, was one of SCO's first programmers, and for a little while my only friend in town after I transferred to UCSC. Many of my best friends used to work for SCO either writing code or doing tech support. I even used to sit in the company hot tub with my friends who worked there from time to time. I used to dance to the music of SCO's company band Deth Specula at parties around the town.

    Before I ever installed my first Linux distro - remember Yggdrasil Plug-n-Play? - I was a happy user of a fully-licensed copy of SCO Open Desktop on my 386.

    You wouldn't think the SCO Group of today is the same company that once had to tell its employees that they shouldn't be naked at work between 9 and 5 because they scared the visiting suits from AT&T. That's because it's not - the SCO Group got its name and intellectual property from SCO through an acquisition. I don't think any of the friends I once knew at the company are likely to still be working there. The SCO Group is in Utah. SCO was originally called The Santa Cruz Operation, a small father-and son consulting firm named for a beautiful small town between the mountains and the ocean in central California. The Santa Cruz Operation was once as much a bunch of freethinking hippies as any Linux hacker of today.

    Yes, it makes me sad. But I digress.

    It seems that SCO is asking a license fee of $699 for each Linux installation. Take a look at SCO's press release announcing the licensing program. That's just the introductory price - if we don't purchase our licenses before October 15, the price will increase to $1399.

    I have three computers that run Linux. That means SCO claims I must pay $2097 today, or $4197 if I wait until after October 15. SCO says their fee applies even to devices running embedded linux, many of which were purchased by their owners for far less than SCO's "license fee".

    My response is that SCO is guilty of criminal fraud and extortion. I didn't violate SCO's copyright or acquire their trade secrets through any illegal means, and it is fraud for them to claim that I did. It is extortion for them to tell me I must pay them money to avoid a lawsuit.

    Even if SCO's claims are true, it is not a violation of their copyright for me to possess a copy of their code. Instead, any copyright infringement was committed by the vendors who supplied me with the Linux distributions I use.

    SCO's license is actually no license at all - if it really is found that the Linux kernel contains any infringing code, the GPL forbids everyone who possesses a copy from using it at all. No one would be allowed to con

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    1. Re:Let's Put SCO Behind Bars by CleverFox · · Score: 1

      I will be filing with all three. Plus of course the daily calls to people at SCO complaining. Personally though, I think violence would be a better solution :)

    2. Re:Let's Put SCO Behind Bars by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 1
      Great post. Maybe somebody should start a web page with links to references that best demonstrate the most important points that would qualify the executives for jail time and SCO for the corporate death penalty. I'd definitely like to write my attorney general, but I know it's going to take awhile to do all the research for this and I can't help thinking that hundreds of other people will be doing the same research and it would be more efficient to pool it instead. I'm not looking to send out a cookie-cutter letter because I think those are generaly ignored, but I don't think sharing references would have the same negative effect since the write-up will vary greatly from person to person.

      Also, one particular thing that I think is worth researching and compiling some hard numbers for is how much money Linux is saving US companies. Politicians are particularly concerned about the economy right now and I think it would be very helpful to point out that Linux is helping US companies substantially cut costs and be more efficient without laying people off. I vaguely remember an article about how Amazon saved millions by switching to Linux. Other such testimonials could probably be compiled as well.

    3. Re:Let's Put SCO Behind Bars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we all work together, we can put the executives of the SCO Group in prison where they belong.

      Easiest way to do this; the gov needs to threaten to put EVERYBODY in the SCO group behind bars; execs, lawyers, techies, even the girl working at the front desk, calling it "conspiracy to commit fraud". When that happens, see how many of the low-wage earners huddle around their leader. Sure enough, one or two of the knowledgeable people will be happy to divulge the information on those who have the most to gain from a pump-and-dump. Remind the serfs every once in a while that failing to do so will have two effects; the real criminals get of scot-free, and the the hard-working (albeit naive) employees are going to be screwed for life.

  242. Eh, so what by anarkhos · · Score: 1

    We can always use BSD |-)

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  243. SCO's not the only one by cyberwave · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the MPAA and the RIAA's tactics, there's a small firm called PanIP LLC that is doing right what SCO is doing wrong: instead of going after big fish immediately, they go for the little guys who settle instead of hire lawyers. They own two rediculous patents that basically give them rights to any system that is used for e-commerce (buying things over the internet.) This is Oct. 21, 2002 InformationWeek's cover story.
    Fortunately a group of small businesses that were targeted have gotten together to fight; I wish them luck. I hope that someday people will be technically literate enough to counter the cheap bastard sickness that is spreading through big, dying cooperations.
    BTW this is my first post to slashdot, and this site is awesome. It sickens me how long I didn't know about it.

  244. Reminds me of McCarthy vs. Eisenhower by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    It seems like it's about to reach the Sen. McCarthy accuses Pres. Eisenhower of being a communist level.

  245. Uh oh... by teknokracy · · Score: 1

    Now they've messed with the government... bye bye!

  246. And in a recent announcement... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO announced that they would be attempting to shut down all network servers allowing users to download Linux patches and updates free of charge. They also mentioned that they would be offering a subscription service where users could download updates for $1 per file, and that they would also be resorting to legal action in order to make university network administrators disclose the names of students running illegal Linux systems on campus.

    1. Re:And in a recent announcement... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded this up informative is on crack. IT'S A JOKE, PEOPLE! See... a parody of the RIAA... see?

    2. Re:And in a recent announcement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +4, INFORMATIVE? Since when the FUCK does a _joke_ deserve a +4 informative rating? What fucking crack have the moderators been smoking today? +4 funny, MAYBE (although I'd throw in a few 'overrated' in the mix as well), but -- informative?!

    3. Re:And in a recent announcement... by chronicon · · Score: 1

      You would have thought they would have started with their own. They still offer stock Linux source code under the GPL... Just look for any of the linux-2.4.13-x source RPMS they have posted... ftp://ftp.sco.com/pub/updates/OpenLinux/3.1.1/Serv er/current/SRPMS/

    4. Re:And in a recent announcement... by clem.dickey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A joke? Yes. But a darned insightful one. (Wish I had mod points today.) Parody (and humor in general) is only funny if it contains an element of truth. And the parallel between SCO and RIAA is dead on.

    5. Re:And in a recent announcement... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Insightful, yes. Informative, no.

    6. Re:And in a recent announcement... by caluml · · Score: 1

      Sign up, get some karma, and do some modding then.

    7. Re:And in a recent announcement... by mink · · Score: 1

      KArma dont matter much. The more you Meta-Mod the more often you get to Mod.
      YMMV this is only based on my /. experiance.

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  247. Unbelievable, those guys. are they on drugs? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Indeed, this is too lame for words. I wish they could just take their pieces of code back, or inform the developers, or whatever, but I don't want to deal with those guys. Get the heck out of the free software garden, SCO, you don't belong there. Maybe they're spending their last money on cocaine or something else that could drive them this insane?

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    1. Re:Unbelievable, those guys. are they on drugs? by Marc2k · · Score: 1

      "I wish they could just take their pieces of code back.."

      Eh, that should be more like, "I wish they could just take back IBM's pieces of code back.." Frankly, I don't wish that. I wish them failure.

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    2. Re:Unbelievable, those guys. are they on drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever used cocaine? Right. Then don't make the comparison.

  248. Update (somewhat OT -- sorry) by blinder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, thought this might be a good place to post that the darlmcbridesucks.com site is up. Just a phpBB message board, nothing too fancy, as putting in more than 15 minutes of time in this would be really pathetic.

    Everone thank sheddd for the idea.

    Thanks sheddd :)

  249. SCO's kernel ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rpm -qpi linux-2.4.13-21S.src.rpm
    Name : linux
    Relocations : (not relocateable)
    Version : 2.4.13
    Vendor : Caldera International, Inc.
    Release : 21S
    Build Date : Sat May 3 07:17:07 2003
    Install date: (not installed)
    Build Host : build311.ps.asia.caldera.com
    Group : System/Kernel
    Source RPM : (none)
    Size : 27986389
    License : GPL
    Packager : Ashish Kalra
    URL : http://www.kernel.org/
    Summary : Linux kernel sources and compiled kernel image.
    Description :
    Linux kernel sources and compiled kernel images.
    B-

  250. Rambus? by arashiken · · Score: 1
    Has anyone noticed the similarities between this case and Rambus trying to make money on something they decided later they owned? Now we know where all those Rambus strategists went.

    I wait gleefully for my chance to laugh at SCO as I did with Rambus.

  251. stock by switcht · · Score: 1

    It's driving their stock up and they're selling. I wonder if this is all they're really after?

  252. Nicely put. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't do it better myself, and I love these things.

    But the ending...

    Waldorf: -- That was cruel!

    Statler: -- Yeah! To the dogs!

  253. This ... is so surreal. by LordKaT · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I ... I really don't know what to say about this. I mean, even companies that WANT to pump and dump their stocks are not crazy enough to bully the government before anything is proven in court. and, as for TiVo, don't they use a pre-2.4 kernel?


    And McBride has already stated, on numerous occasions, that their problem is with 2.4 and above? And that they claim to own Linux because it is a "dirivative" work?


    Oh wait ... I get it now! They are claming since the code was found in 2.4 that they OWN Linux and all the copyrights because it is now a derivative work. Yeah, and my farts don't stink.


    Maybe they took a bad bong hit or something?


    --LordKaT

  254. who is the mastermind behind this? by corgicorgi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm beginning to suspect Microsoft is hiring SCO to do all this, with the intention to damage the Linux growth and market share.

    First of all, I doubt SCO actually believe they have a chance in collecting these $699 license fees.

    I also doubt SCO believes they can win the lawsuit against IBM, and now against RedHat as well. This is because they are at a advantage with IBM financially, also they have a weak case.

    From all these SCO fiasco, I'm getting one common impression: SCO is trying to scare people off of using Linux. Afterall, if they are sincerely trying to see licenses, they would have taken another approach.

    But why would they want to give Linux bad publicity? Why keep customer away from Linux? I think MS is behind all these...

    1. Re:who is the mastermind behind this? by spitzak · · Score: 1
      Actually I think it is totally obvious that SCO is acting in a way that has nothing to do with them winning money but instead in publicising a "Linux is dangerous" piece of FUD as widely as possible. You would think that if they plan to collect money from Linux they would be encouraging as much use as possible, for instance by saying nonprofit and educational uses are free, and they only want to collect licenses from people selling it or using it for profit. If they succeed in making Linux impossible to use their income from licenses would be zero, obviously, so it makes no sense that they would do all this negative rhetoric. Also claiming that the stuff they say is their own IP is "crap" is really stupid if you expect to collect money for it.

      This leads to the obvious conclusion that Microsoft is funding them. And they have made a big point that Microsoft bought a license from them at an apparently very inflated price (many times what Sun paid apparently, does anybody know how much Sun paid?)

      However there is another possibility: SCO is making people believe that Microsoft is paying them. They want people to believe they have this new business plan where they will collect money from Microsoft as payment for making press releases, and this is a stable source of huge profits. In some ways it makes a lot of sense: if Microsoft is paying them, money invested in SCO stock a month ago and sold now would collect you a whole lot more of the profits of Microsoft than if you had invested in Microsoft stock directly.

      I seriously belive that most, if not all, the outside investors who are buying their stock belive this, and are hoping for Microsoft to purchase more licenses from SCO.

  255. Nope, the feedback form is just broken tho by SkoZombie · · Score: 1

    Seems like their feedback form is just a mailer script forwarding to 2 mailboxes, and they've deleted both mailboxes! (Flooding?)

    ---TRANSCRIPT---

    Hi. This is the qmail-send program at mail.ut.caldera.com.
    I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
    This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

    :
    Sorry, no mailbox here by that name. (#5.1.1)

    --- Below this line is a copy of the message.

    Return-Path:
    Received: (qmail 19380 invoked by uid 84); 7 Aug 2003 00:12:32 -0000
    Received: from scocom@whalan.com by clavin.ut.caldera.com with qmail-scanner-1.00 (uvscan: v4.1.40/v4155. . Clean. Processed in 0.589632 secs); 07 Aug 2003 00:12:32 -0000
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    by mail.center7.com (Postfix) with ESMTP
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    To: cliao@sco.com, regb@sco.com
    Subject: linux licensing
    From: scocom@whalan.com
    X-originating-ip: 203.27.69.91
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  256. hahah by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    If you can find it on Kazza or something find the Bill Hicks routine about the rodney king trial and 'officer big balls'

    "Yeah, that tape... it's all in how you look at it."

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    1. Re:hahah by loucura! · · Score: 1

      No, it's funny because we don't live in a police state where people just "disappear", if we did, we wouldn't joke about it.

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    2. Re:hahah by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well known people don't disappear, I admit. They experience unexplained airplane crashes, or similar difficulties. But people disappear all the time. Sometimes they are last seen headed into a government building with escorts. Mostly they are poor foreigners. Or at least appear to be so.

      This may actually have stopped, as I haven't heard any new reports recently. It was relatively common toward the beginning of the year. I didn't hear of any reappearing, which has multiple possible explanations.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  257. SCO's fun day out by GooglyWoogly · · Score: 1

    I think SCO started off being serious, but they noticed that the more trash they said, the higher their stock went up.
    A bit like a naughty 2 year old who is constantly probing how much his parents will endure before he gets punished, SCO is testing how many people they can scare before the music stops.

  258. Re:Quickly degenerating into the really bizarre .. by Izago909 · · Score: 1

    I think American businesses have lost their way. SCO has turned the legal system into a high school shit talking festival. As such, we should have McBride settle this prison style. I'd like to take my old studded leather belt and wrap it around his neck inside out. The real fun comes when you throttle him like broken down Geo.
    You must be careful though. You should NOT kill him. That would be illegal, immoral, and setting a bad example. Plus, it's no fun. If you just take him to the brink of death, and let him recover, you can do it all over again. Keep doing this until he licenses his life from you for a low low fee of $699 per cerebral hemisphere.

  259. Don't follow this link. by Xoro · · Score: 2, Troll

    and tell them were they can stick their license fees.

    Yeah! Just tell them you've signed the, uh, "open" letter to SCO at www.goatse.cx.

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    1. Re:Don't follow this link. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, Sir, have the best signature ever.

      Thank you for making my day.

  260. Bad move by El · · Score: 1

    Seems like suing the very people who are in charge of making your business model work (the US Federal government is the only body that could possibly enforce their ridiculous claims) would be a rather self-defeating move. Doesn't the law of sovereign immunity apply here? What judge is going to hand over billions of dollars to these scoundrels? What federal judge is going to risk setting a precedent that would give these claims some legitmacy, knowing that they would only use the precedent to go after the judges own paycheck? This is definately beginning to look like the corporate equivalent of a "death-by-cop" suicide.

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    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  261. It's another stock game . . . by NemoX · · Score: 1

    I think the "raise the stock and sell it" theory is probably dead on. Consider that they filed suite around March 27, 2003, then go look at the stock:
    yahoo 6mo quote

    It's a gambit to make as much money as possible before going backrupt.

    1. Re:It's another stock game . . . by daveman_1 · · Score: 1

      The SEC would destroy every last one of them and bury them in criminal charges if they tried this... The end result would make Enron and Worldcom look like a warm-up round. Not that I would mind seeing SCO's CEO getting dragged off in handcuffs. I personally think they are just completely self-absorbed. Someone needs to take away their mirror.

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  262. Where is Bush when you need him? by WildBeast · · Score: 1

    Take them out, SCO is the root of all evil. Let's hunt them down one by one :)

  263. Smells like RICO by sn00ker · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Now, I'm not any kind of expert on US law (other than knowing that the DMCA blows chunks pretty hard), but this latest claim by SCO sounds a lot like racketeering. Since they're throwing claims around all over the place it'd be a federal case, too.
    As Singh said in the article, it's extortion based on fraud and that sounds mighty like a corrupt, racketeering effort to me. I think that federal charges would take the wind out of McBribe's sails.

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    "God, root, what is difference?" - Pitr, userfriendly
  264. SCO may have finally found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...the one group stupid enough to pay them licensing fees, the US government. I know of any number of departments that will simply pony the bucks rather then even question the merits of the request. Government department heads make Dilbert's pointy eared boss look like Einstein, Plato, and Budda rolled into one by comparison.
    Of course most of them will simply block any further use of Linux and mandate using Window's for everything instead (the "Well we don't need the hassle" syndrome). The 10 million Bill payed SCO at the begining of this may be the smartest 10 million Gates ever payed out.
    On the other hand, when this BS finally plays out and SCO is ground to dirt in the courts, it will forever foreclose this attack on Linux again. The question is can this get to litigation fast enough to cut the rising tide of dust and smoke that SCO is putting out.

  265. hahaha by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is McBride actualy compared all of us to Mr. Saeed al-Sahaf. I tried googling for the link, but couldn't find it as everyone else was comparing McBride to him.

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  266. Would someone just buy them already???!?! by flatland_skier · · Score: 1

    SCO has a Market capitalization of $718.5 million right now. IBM and Apple could pull this out of petty cash and finish this once and for all. Buy their shit and put it in the public domain.

    1. Re:Would someone just buy them already???!?! by Bored+Huge+Krill · · Score: 1
      I've replied to this idea several times already. I'll repeat:

      *N*F*W*

      If somebody buys them, the people who pocket the $718.5M (or whatever it is now) are the owners and investors in SCO (and that includes Darl). Bear in mind, of course, that the market cap is currently inflated by speculation about them winning the lawsuit. In other words, they would be rewarded for this action. No way, no way ever.

  267. Hitler made that mistake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    By taking on the USSR and USA/Britain all at once. Two fronts.


    SCO had to try and make their claim seem worthwhile by even going after the "government". As we _sure_ Microsoft isn't behind this SCO thing? Are we going to tune in to Jay Leno some nite and see Bill Gates with a "SCO Mask" in some sort of twisted (sorry, Jay) skit?

  268. hahah by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's funny because we live in a police state where people just 'disappear'. hahaha.

    Oh wait, that's not funny at all...

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  269. The SCO Group, Inc., a small-cap growth company in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The SCO Group, Inc., a small-cap growth company in the technology sector, is expected to underperform the market over the next six months with very high risk.

  270. If 6000 people are responding to spam.... by tcc · · Score: 1

    Surely there will be people responding to all that BS...

    Fortunately, they will lose their money and SCO will be out of buisness after being flodded by lawsuits.

    At this point I think this SCO story is more a "test" of the stock market and SEC, you gun against everybody, at some point it doesn't make sense, nobody logical enough (even the people working there) will think they will win this, so what is this REALLY about, modern stocks tactics? stress test the (d)efficiency of the SEC? see where this will end?

    I mean, this would be an excellent Thesis for someone graduating in the highest education levels in economics (aside from the downside of losing his reputation) :). I am just throwing ideas, obviously there must be somethign under all of this, it can't just be pure stupidity, or else it's a revolution of stupidity.

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  271. Finally! by corkhead0 · · Score: 0

    A funny beowulf joke on /.!

  272. Re:stocks and Stallman by Groovus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    " Just trying to push up the stock prices. The SCO executives will be selling off all their stocks soon enough."

    You know I thought it was as simple as this, up until yesterday. Yesterday mention was made that McBride had started mentioning targeting Stallman as one of those responsible for infringing on SCO IP. Stallman is certainly well known to most of us here, however to the stock broker and day trader monkeys he and his ideas are way too esoteric (for better or worse) to have any meaning at all in an attempt to manipulate stock price. Indeed Stallman has gone to great lengths to distance himself from the linux kernel (the only part of the GNU/linux package currently under contention by SCO), and is deeply involved in developing the independent HURD kernel - in these ways he is a completely incorrect target for the stock manipulation purpose.

    I'm starting to think (with credit to others who have ruminated on the idea as well) there's something more insidious to all this than just a stock manipulation scheme. We've heard it before a dozen times - we'll just switch to a BSD, or we'll just remove the offending lines of code, or we'll just drop in HURD for the kernel instead of linux - our linux "problems" from SCO's perspective are seemingly easily solved, and in the short run you'd probably be right. But the scope of the SCO attack is too broad based (and seemingly getting more broad daily) to be simply focused on corrupting the linux kernel now - that is too easily thwarted - and if we can see it I'm sure someone at SCO sees it too. (Sorry chums we're not the only +5 insightful people on the planet)

    I think that this is more about someone (and it has been suggested before on these boards by others, but bears repeating) is trying very hard to cut the legs out from under the entire OSS movement here and now. I think interested parties have come to realize that the time is near when it will no longer to be possible to perpetuate the proprietary program for rent business model of software development due to OSS having gained far too much momentum and widespread adoption. Even despite things like the SCO suits, we get more reports of more and larger businesses, governments and institutions committing firmly to integrating OSS and OSS products into their infrastructures on an almost daily basis. If those who wish to stop this are going to do so, they must do so now. I think this isn't only a last desperate gasp by SCO for some money, I think its a desperate gambit by proprietary software interests to kill OSS before it kills them. The stock manipulation thing is too transparent to be the only goal of the SCO attacks.

    Or maybe I'm just giving too much credit and being too conspiracy theory. What the heck, it's interesting to consider.

    As an aside, how bitter is the cup of vindication Stallman must be sipping from right now? And those who thought he was a bit too evangelical in his stance must at least be taking a moment to reflect that what he has been warning and working against is now beginning to happen right in front of us. Additionally, had people been more willing to acquiesce to the idea of using GNU/Linux as the name of the package used, it may have been more readily appearant to even laymen that even were SCO's claims valid their "contributions" still represent a ridiculously small amount of the overall package and thus their claim would have been more obviously worthless. I'll leave that for others to debate.

  273. Death Rattle by RedSynapse · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The reason for the lawsuits:

    SCOX net earings 2003 -4 million
    SCOX net earings 2002 -25 million
    SCOX net earings 2001 -131 million
    SCOX net earings 2000 -27 million
    SCOX net earings 1999 -9 million

    Right there that's 196 million dollars of debt that SCO has accumulted in the past 5 years. So when you realize that your business model just ain't working, hey, why not just sue everyone.

    1. Re:Death Rattle by monophaze · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to SCO's 2nd Quarter 10-Q released on June 13, 2003 they have accumulated a deficit of $202,517,000.

      Here are some interesting tidbits from the quarterly:

      (1)The Company's revenue has historically been from two sources: (i) product license revenue, primarily from product sales to resellers and end users, and royalty revenue from product sales by source code OEMs; and (ii) service and support revenue, primarily from providing software updates, support and education and consulting services to end users. During the quarter ended April30, 2003, the Company recognized its first licensing revenue from its intellectual property initiative, SCOsource.

      (2)Pursuit of the litigation against IBM and, potentially, others will be costly, and management expects the costs for legal fees could be substantial. In addition, the Company may experience a decrease in revenue as a result of the loss of sales of Linux products and initiatives previously undertaken jointly with IBM and others affiliated with IBM. The Company anticipates that participants in the Linux industry will seek to influence participants in the markets in which we sell our products to reduce or eliminate the amount of our products and services that they purchase. There is also a risk that the assertion of the Company's intellectual property rights will be negatively viewed by participants in our marketplace and we may lose support from such participants. Any of the foregoing could adversely affect the Company's position in the marketplace and our results of operations. The ultimate outcome or potential effect on the Company's results of operations or financial position is not currently known or determinable.

      [..then you get to the 'Oh and by the way we dont make any money' section]
      (3)Risk Factors

      We do not have a history of profitable operations.

      The April30, 2003, quarter was our first quarter of profitability. If we do not receive SCOsource licensing revenue in future quarters and our revenue from the sale of our operating system platform products and services continues to decline, we will need to further reduce operating expenses in order to maintain profitability or generate positive cash flow. If we are unable to generate positive cash flow from operations, we will not be able to implement our business plan without additional funding, which may not be available to us.

    2. Re:Death Rattle by root+66 · · Score: 1

      I didn't know yet that SCO has lost so many ear rings ("earings") in the past years.

      People that find the SCO ear rings please send them to their appropiate owners.
      For the rings to not get damaged, enclose them with a good amount of C4.

      Thank you.

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    3. Re:Death Rattle by RedSynapse · · Score: 1

      haha, whoops! That's what happens when you cut and paste a typo.

  274. I don't think that is a requirement by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    > Does this mean that SCO is definitely claiming
    > to own some rights over the a GNU/Linux system,
    > and that anyone who buys this license can sue
    > them when they turn out not to have any such
    > "intellectual property"?


    Given that the GPL is a redistribution license, can't we already sue for breach of contract?

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    1. Re:I don't think that is a requirement by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      License != contract. If you have copyrighted code in the distro that SCO continues to distribute, you can sue them for copyright infringement. I'm guessing that you don't.

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  275. SCO tries to collect license fees from Skynet... by voss · · Score: 1

    SKYNET DEFENSE SYSTEM
    conclusions
    SCO is a threat
    SCO is runs by humans
    Humans are a threat
    Destroy all humans

    So thats why the machines took over ;-)

    btw: AH-Nuld is running for Governor :)

  276. Its already making them rich (selling stock) by holy_smoke · · Score: 1

    evil selfish executive bastards...

    They SHOULD do jail time for this, but they won't.

    which, of course, encourages the rest of them to be just as brazen.

    I say we strip them naked, tie them to a pole in central park, and flog them with a bamboo cane on live TV.

    Well it would make _me_ feel better anyway (watching, not being flogged ;-) )...

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  277. Get your insider sales info straight from sec.gov by mec · · Score: 5, Informative

    SEC reports from SCO

    The insider purchases and sales are "Form 4". Insiders have to file these within 48-72 hours or something like that.

    If you wanna learn a little bit about being a stock geek ... read on.

    First, how to find the stuff. Start at www.sec.gov. Look in the second section, "Filings and Forms". You can read the "Quick Edgar Tutorial" if you want, or go straight into "Search for Company Filings".

    Click on "Companies & Other Filers" and type in "SCO".

    Choose "Sco Group Inc".

    Click on all the filings and start reading financialese. Hell, if you know any programming languages or scripting languages, financialese is not that hard to figure out.

    Form 4 is "insider sales and purchases".
    Form 10-Q is "quarterly report".
    Form 10-K is "annual report".
    Form PRE 14A and Form DEF 14A are the "proxy statement".

    The proxy statement is where you find out how many shares and options the executives and directors get.

    The form 4 is where you see many SCO execs selling mucho stock.

    An executive can be fined or serve jail time if they lie in these reports, or if they fail to provide required information, so the quality of the information is better than other stuff they say which is NOT under penalty of perjury.

    Watch out for the "risk factors". The way that companies get around the "must tell truth" and "must tell whole truth" requirements is to swamp their risk factors with extraneous crap. Like, for instance, the risk factors might say: "1. Martians might invade and disrupt our market. 2. Microsoft sells a product just like ours. 3. Airplanes might fly into our headquarters in Duluth. 4. Our top executives might catch Ebola." Only #2 is a real risk factor but they swamp it.

    About 80% of the financial information available on the web is derivative of these reports, so if you read them on sec.gov, you get better info and cut out a lot of crap. Anything news-related takes a good long time to get into an SEC-report so you still have to read the news, but you can dig a lot of information out of the forms.

    Have fun!

  278. Irrelevant... by gillbates · · Score: 1
    What SCO is doing is utterly irrelevant because:
    1. Contrary to popular belief, you can't sue the government. Granted, if the Feds allow the suit, you may bring it, but not without their permission. Which means, of course, that SCO has no chance of winning against Uncle Sam - even should the Gov allow a suit to proceed, they've got more legal resources than SCO, and could drag the trial out indefinitely. Even should SCO gain a victory, the Government would need do little more than rewrite the offending pieces of the kernel. In the end, I see SCO getting a few thousand in damages, at best.
    2. OEM's write hardware drivers. Which means that if they're using Linux, they've got developers very knowledgeable about the kernel. They need do little more than wait for SCO to sue, at which point SCO will have to reveal the offending code to the OEM. Once this happens, their developers will rewrite the infringing sections of code, and the OEM's will be cleared of any liability whatsoever.

    Although IANAL, it would seem that SCO can't possibly expect to collect royalties from anyone with a backbone. Given that the Open Source community is practically begging SCO to reveal the "infringing" parts of the code, and that SCO is not cooperating, it is very unlikely that any court would find in their favor. In order for a cause to be actionable in a court of law, the plaintiff must show that they did not contribute to their own damages - that is, that they did everything reasonable to prevent injury. This will be impossible for SCO, because they continued to distribute the Linux kernal for free after they knew of the "ip infringements". Furthermore, they refused to cooperate with the Open Source community in removing the infringing files from the Linux kernel.

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  279. Remember by El · · Score: 1
    "If you change anything in the way you go about your day-to-day business in reaction to their illegal actions, then the terrorists have won!"


    That pretty much sums up the SCO situation, doesn't it?

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  280. $699 = trying to kill Linux by macrealist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO is not trying to make money from the licences, if they were, the fee would be more like $10 per cpu.

    For some reason they are trying to kill linux. The point isn't to ransom money, but to keep users from using Linux. The government is not going to ante up $699 per copy of linux until there is proof that it MUST. HOWEVER, no government purchaser watching this linux/SCO soap opera should approve new linux boxes to be bought (and for that manner, any big business IT department). This happening at a time when linux was just starting to get on a roll and look to be a real force.

    The exorbinate fee sure seems to make that agreement with Microsoft seem even more sleezy...

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    1. Re:$699 = trying to kill Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My question is what will the chinese goverment do? They have gone linux in a BIG way. Even as far as making their own cpu for it. Pissing off two of the worlds largest super powers would not be my idea of a 'smart move'.

    2. Re:$699 = trying to kill Linux by oohp · · Score: 1

      Heh they should sue the chinese gov't in China. Then Darl McBride during his next trip to china will be arrested at the airport and then shot on the stadium.

    3. Re:$699 = trying to kill Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >keep users from using Linux

      They may have already succeeded to an extent --
      Linux was always a hard sell in IT if the requirement didn't come down from Management.
      This crap can't be helping the situation. I'd
      expect to start seeing company policies that make it that much harder to do the stealth thing. Unfortunately, these won't accompany the budgets required to do everything on a proprietary system.

    4. Re:$699 = trying to kill Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but then they probably couldn't find anyone who'd want his organs for transplant :-)

  281. What are they smoking by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I want some too.. this has got to the funniest thing ive heard all week.. thanks!

    The are just totally nuts... regardless of any IP rights, they have lost their minds...

    What is tomrrows headline: 'SCO sues the world' ?

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  282. "Yo" ... I mean, "Ho ho ho!" by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

    No, but they are going after "Santa".

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    Carthago delenda est!
  283. Smart SCO by trifster · · Score: 1

    really smart, now piss off the NSA, FBI, CIA, DOD, DOE, and watch them go after the large linux clusters OIL COMPANIES/Energy Companies have. Holy Shit they've done it now, Georgey Bush will hang'em now.... :-) This is so F'ing entertaining.

  284. Doesn't this give them 'credibility' ? by Ambush · · Score: 1
    ok, I don't know anything about American law, but if the U.S. government does indeed purchase a quantity of 'Linux licences' from SCO then wouldn't that imply support for their claims by the government and therefore lend them some credibility in later court action?

    Just a thought.

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    1. Re:Doesn't this give them 'credibility' ? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is, some spineless weasel somewhere in some backwoods local government IT department will see this, immediately think "oh fuck, I need to cover our asses" and then buy some freaking licenses with our tax dollars -- wasting it on a worthless piece of paper and reinforcing SCOs belief that their new Extortion Business Model (tm) v1.0 is working.

      Then SCO can point other small municipalities to this first moron as a shining example of how to remain 'legal' (in their eyes) and use it to extort money from them. And so on...

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  285. Risk Management by PHBs by xixax · · Score: 1

    On the contrary.

    If taken on an agency, by agency basis, $700 per server is likely to be seen as "not much" by some PHBs anxious to minimise the risk in their lives. What sort of percentage uptake would Darl need to get substantial cashflow?

    They are able to do this because the company is worth next to nothing otherwise. That or this is purely about manipulating the share price.

    Xix.

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    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  286. wrong target by chrismg2003 · · Score: 1

    Yet again SCO pulls a stupid one and goes after the wrong target. The users are not responsible. the users did not make the system, the TiVO company is. thus TiVo is responsible, not the user. I see a class action lawsuit coming on.

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  287. In related news.... by DigitalReligion · · Score: 1

    ...the US goverment has told SCO to suck it.

  288. come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM is playing this smart.

    Red Hat got spooked and made a mistake, responding to this.

    The US Government isn't going to give a shit about what Darl McBride says, except to sic the regulators on them.

    Look at this as a giant troll. The moment you take them seriously, they win.

    Stop caring about it. They will go away if you will let them. But the sad fact about human nature is that no one will.

    Freaking idealist youth...

    1. Re:come on... by jimmy_dean · · Score: 1

      Red Hat did not make a mistake. SCO has been spreading FUD about Linux and Red Hat's primary product is Linux - therefore Red Hat is only making sure that SCO just can't sit back and call names and raise a fuss without actually having substantial claims. Red Hat is calling SCO's bluff - just a simple hand of poker here.

      --
      -> Sometimes, you just gotta break free from the shackles of proprietary code.
  289. Is Sco Insane? by Usagi_yo · · Score: 1
    My first inclination is they are insane.

    My second is, what do they have up their sleeves?

    Why would they do such a seemingly stupid thing? Is the Fix already in? Do they have the a politician or two in their back pocket? IBM has virtualy said nothing in regards to the merits and it looks like it is really left to the community to get SCO to shut up. (Red Hat Et Al)

    Laughs, wouldn't it be funny if the Government simply came out tomorrow and Imunized itself from the whole thing.

    Sorry Sco, you can't sue us because we aren't going to let you.

  290. Pay for what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this illegal? I mean, they haven't proven anything yet, right? It's all still just pending litigation. By that token, I could say that Microsoft ripped off a key piece of code from me and used it in Windows. I could then take Microsoft to court (suicidal) and while doing so, charge everyone using Windows (any version) $699.00.

    But I would think that doing so would cause lawsuits to rain down upon me. Why isn't this happening to SCO? The US legal system seems to be failing here. They are employing FALSE advertising since what they have alleged has not been proven.

    No?

  291. Obvious Typo, but by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

    now we now how much MS gave SCO under the guise of buying a license. 8 million in licensing revenue, and we all know that SCO has only sold one license since this sordid affair started.

    1. Re:Obvious Typo, but by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      -1, Wrong.

      Sun is the other licensee. Google on SUN, microsoft, SCO, license.

      --
      Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
  292. so let's do the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows XP Pro - $299 at retail, cheaper in volume
    Linux - $699 - don't know about volume discounts

    So that copy of XP, or that PC preloaded with it, is sounding like a much better deal all of a sudden, isn't it? Let the flames begin!

  293. This by T40+Dude · · Score: 1

    is getting more and more ridiculous. Why doesn't IBM just stomp them ?

  294. Does this mean that RMS's HURD has a chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all these years of shattered dreams...

    1. Re:Does this mean that RMS's HURD has a chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe RMS instigated the whole SCO fiasco...conspiracy theorists want to know!

  295. Re:Quickly degenerating into the really bizarre .. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Who cares about his good. I say throw him into a locked room, and then throw away the room.

    --
    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  296. DMCA? by dr1zzt · · Score: 1

    Ok now if i remember right Tivo uses the 2.1 kernel, yet SCO has been saying that they are suing over the 2.4/5 kernel, so are they making a mistake, also If they reversed engineer the Tivo code, which is not GPL'ed I believe, then we can use the DMCA against them. Finally put it to some use for good.

  297. A New Tactic to Destroy IP/copyright Laws? by narratorDan · · Score: 1
    Could it be that SCO is doing this to destroy IP and copyright laws? Think about it:

    Judge: On what grounds do you have for this case?

    SCO: Well, thanks to copyright law as set forth in the DMCA, and supported by the RIAA, MPAA and UCITA, it has become exceedingly clear that since we own UNIX and anything that stems from its use, e.g. servers and the internet, we have the right to sue anyone who is abusing our copyright. And under the DMCA everyone who is using a UNIX derived product or service is infringing on our copyright. In other words your honor, "All their bases are belong to us"

    Judge: Uh, defense?

    IBM Lawyers: Uh, shit. [I call upon the power of ten Deep Blue Mainframes] Your honor, the DMCA is being challenged for its unconstitutional nature along with several other copyright laws because of this very issue. The issue of Intellectual Property is now so clouded and convoluted that one company can claim ownership over everything. We move for a continuance until the issues surrounding the DMCA and other copyright laws are resolved. In other words, "Take off every 'Zig'!!"

    Judge: Uh, continuance granted.

    NarratorDan
    --
    "If you're not confused by quantum mechanics, you really don't understand it." - Niels Bohr
  298. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides lowest unemployment in years, government surplus, relative peace, and one of the bigges economic booms in the last 50 years... no he didn't do anything.

    Now your boy Bush Jr is doing a bang up job. Oh, right he doesn' have sex... ah he's a'right then.

  299. Not supposed to find it by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1
    Please, please leave the narco-drip in place, it was installed in the coffee machine on purpose. The effect isn't complete until they try to sue God for copyright enfringement during creation (days I - V verbatim copying, day VI a derivative work).

    That's a potent mixture they're on and you're starting to see how it makes them act already, so don't fool around with it. You can't sell it either because your customers would sue the hell out of you when they get high on it.

    Trust us discordians on this one and stay tuned for some more good laughs, the best is still to come yet.

  300. Sun got options in SCOX at $1.83 per share by mec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You better believe Sun is involved in this. They are the second SCO Source licensee, in addition to Microsoft.

    More than that: in connection with their license, Sun received a warrant (that is, stock options) to buy 210,000 shares of SCOX at a price of $1.83 per share.

    SCO's actions start making more sense when you abandon the "last gasp of dying company" paradigm and use the "paid FUD attackers" model. 40% of SCO's revenue, and all of their profit, come from Microsoft and Sun via the SCO Source licensing program.

    1. Re:Sun got options in SCOX at $1.83 per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what are they going to do next year to boost their Revenue figures?

  301. SCO is forgetting by Morky · · Score: 1

    the ability of the government to squash them like the bug they are.

  302. Do something about this then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone is saying this is the worst thing ever. Try contacting some people, yell at someone other then the slashdot crowd. We arn't going to get anywhere by letting companys do this to us over and over again. Please, call your local officals, screw your heads off till they listen. Send a lot of requests to Bill O'Reilly, I think he'd be one that would love to tear this company a new one. Get them enough bad press that they become laughable by the general public, and not just us Slashdoters.

  303. Re: Insurance? by saikou · · Score: 1

    Do you think they have opted out for some sort of insurance that will pay out in case of government intervention/legal claims/etc? :)

  304. Its about time for a reload.. by antis0c · · Score: 1

    ..on that gun they're shooting themselves in the foot with.

    --

    ..There's a-dooin's a-transpirin'
  305. Dark Desperation @ Inflection Point by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    These desperate gasps from a dying company were annoying, exasperating.

    I'm feeling calm, now, though.

    I honestly think this point in time will be viewed as the inflection point at which Linux usage took off for the big time.

    I'll bet a six-pack of your favorite beer or ale that on August 6, 2005 most people will agree that the SCO incident was the dark before the dawn.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:Dark Desperation @ Inflection Point by borgheron · · Score: 1

      The shame of it, for them, is that if they had stuck it out as a Linux vendor they might have reaped MORE benefits from that than from what they're doing to themselves now. :)

      GJC

      --
      Gregory Casamento
      ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  306. SCO can EAT shit by Information+Minister · · Score: 0

    eat shit and die!

  307. Actually this is a brilliant - for us that is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just think, before it was just IBM and maybe ReadHat having to battle the idiots, now that the Feds will be involved the whole farce will get squashed - dunno how quickly, but considering the deficit the lawmakers will probably have these guys for lunch. Thank you SCO for making your nasty zit pop faster.

  308. This reminds me of something from childhood days. by slappyjack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you folks remember "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood"? Of course you do.

    One of the closest things the 'Land of Make Believe' had to a "bad guy" was this annoying dude who had this book. In the book he would draw pictures of all of the things that were his.

    Whenever he would see something he wanted, he would sit down, and draw it in his book, even it it wasn't his.

    Then he'd run around yelling, "THAT'S MINE! SEE! IT'S IN MY BOOK! IT BELONGS TO ME! MINE!!!"

    SCO, this is what YOU are behaving like.

    Just because you have some code in your book that looks like ours, that doesn't mean its yours.

    Please, won't you be our neighbor?

  309. I will never joke about how stupid sco is again. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    In one of the last SCO post I made a joke bout SCO sueing the NSA, the US Army, and Disney! Now they have gone and done it! This is just too scary.

    --
    See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
  310. My TiVo's acting funny... by Atario · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems to be recording small snippets of news programs wherein SCO is mentioned. It also automatically puts three "thumbs downs" on each one.

    --
    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  311. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, Bush just lies about drunk driving convictions, lies about nuclear weapons, lies about his national guard record, and gets American soldiers killed every day in Iraq. So, yeah, Republicans say he's 'a'right. Gold old boy to the core, as he signed every last one of those 300+ death certificates while "governing" in Texas. Two superlatives come to mind when I think of Bush: holds record for most execution under a U.S. governor and holds records for most vacation days taken by any U.S. president. Great guy, that Bush! Yeah, I see why people support him.

  312. slashdot their mail server by axxackall · · Score: 1
    Well, I've just opened the form and clicked the listbox "Category", where I've chosen "Lost licenses". The javascript immidiately forwarded me to the page listing all SCO products, where I've, of course, chose Linux. Now I've got the page "Product Registration", where, feeling almost finally lost, I was glad to find the link "E-mail us any questions or comments regarding Product Registration". Exactly.

    As a Linux user, I was demanded by SCO through mass media to pay for the Linux I use the license fee. Well, SCO claims that my Gentoo Linux I've build by myself from sources has a source code belonging to SCO. It seems to me that means that my Gentoo is not a SCO product, however the piece of SCO code in the kernel *IS* a SCO product. I want to see the code to decide - should I pay for it or should I remove it. That's why I went to product and license information pages at SCO site. And that's why I am so happy to see that email.

    From now on I am going to send them email on a daily basis (is it too often)? and demand the information about the product they insist to sell to me. Every message will have a different text (but saying/asking actually the same) so their anti-spam filter won't work.

    Now I am thinking about /. effect on poor web-sites. What if we, /.ers, will try our /. effect on their email servers? Can we force them to answer?

    --

    Less is more !
  313. Uh oh by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Funny

    You just admitted to Slahsdot, a crowd of largely single male geeks that:

    1) You are female.

    2) You are a geek.

    3) Your boyfriend is NOT a geek.

    Better hope your home address isn't easy to find you'll find him dangling from the roof tied up in Cat-5 cable and a line of geeks wating to woo you. ;)

    1. Re:Uh oh by jpu8086 · · Score: 1

      Excuse me! How the heck did this person admit that they were a female? Wake up and smell the coffee: there are gay people in this world!

      --
      now supporting:
      cmdrTaco for president '04
      michael for oval office intern summer '05
    2. Re:Uh oh by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1
      You just admitted to Slashdot, a crowd of largely single male geeks that:
      1) You are female

      Umm.. the poster never said that, actually. :-)

      Of course, now I fully expect to get modded down for being off-topic even though I'm replying to an offtopic post that was rated as "3""Funny". Go figure.

      --

      Look back up at my post, now look back down, you're on the Internet. Now look back up. I'm a signature.
    3. Re:Uh oh by Gorak · · Score: 1
      You just admitted to Slahsdot, a crowd of largely single male geeks that:

      1) You are female.

      ...

      Heh. I bet you've leaped to that assumption in a dark bar at the end of a lonely night, haven't you? :)
      --

      I had one, but the wheel fell off.
    4. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must have missed the female part. It did say boyfriend but it didn't say heterosexual boyfriend.

    5. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point 1) cannot be infered really from what was said. Let's just hope it is true but it wasn't said.

    6. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Excuse me! How the heck did this person admit that they were a female? Wake up and smell the coffee: there are gay people in this world!

      *sigh* Think, kids. Go back to stalker school. pjack's got a journal. pjack's journal has an entry mentioning linux saving her - yes, I said he! - marriage. Given that there aren't very many places where homosexual marriages are allowed, it would seem probably that pjack's female. And taken. Sorry, kids....

      And why would pjack be referring to a boyfriend and a marriage? Beats me, divorce? Not married yet, but just engaged? Either way, Occam's Razor says "She's a lady geek."

      Getting her phone number and the address to which to send flowers is left as an exercise to the student.

    7. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let's just hope it is true but it wasn't said.
      Honestly, what the fuck do you care?
    8. Re:Uh oh by jpu8086 · · Score: 1

      pjack's journal has an entry mentioning linux saving her - yes, I said he! - marriage.

      Wait did you he, or did you say her?

      Given that there aren't very many places where homosexual marriages are allowed, it would seem probably that pjack's female

      America != World. Most places are light years ahead of America in the social aspect of life. There are plenty of places in the world that allow gay marriages.

      And why would pjack be referring to a boyfriend and a marriage?

      Umm, people can have extramarrital affairs, you know? Wait no, not in America.

      --
      now supporting:
      cmdrTaco for president '04
      michael for oval office intern summer '05
    9. Re:Uh oh by darksaber · · Score: 1

      heck, it could be a guy with a confused heterosexual boyfriend

    10. Re:Uh oh by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Think, kids. Go back to stalker school. pjack's got a journal. pjack's journal has an entry mentioning Linux saving her - yes, I said he! - marriage. Given that there aren't very many places where homosexual marriages are allowed, it would seem probably that pjack's female. And taken. Sorry, kids....

      The title is "Linux saved my marriage" but in the article she only referrers to her 'boyfriend'. If they were actually married, they would have said 'husband'. Maybe their relationship feels like a marriage but they are not actually married legally, like if they were gay. pjack never indicates her sex in her journal that I found. So unless she posts to clarify, we really have no idea outside of the statistics game. She could be a woman, she could be a woman, and she might not be.

      --
      autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    11. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this post, s?he compares (him|her)self to Agassi. Sounds like a guy to me. :P

    12. Re:Uh oh by hankaholic · · Score: 1

      Could be a gay male.

      Just covering all bases ;-)

      --
      Somebody get that guy an ambulance!
    13. Re:Uh oh by praedor · · Score: 1

      Give me a break. Of COURSE she's a female. Have you not seen "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"? Not a one of them is a computer geek.


      We got ourselves a female.

      --
      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    14. Re:Uh oh by code+shady · · Score: 1

      just because he/she has a boyfriend doesnt mean he/she is female, y'all . . .

      --
      Look out honey cause I'm usin' technology
      Ain't got time to make no apologies
    15. Re:Uh oh by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better hope your home address isn't easy to find you'll find him dangling from the roof tied up in Cat-5 cable and a line of geeks wating to woo you. ;)

      By woo, I assume you mean have them stand in the corner, facing away from her, with their knees almost touching, trembling with fear, making low moaning noises that sound like 'Woooooooo'. That I'd buy.

      -Charlie

    16. Re:Uh oh by gyratedotorg · · Score: 1

      wait, when did he/she admit to being a female?

      --
      Gyrate Dot Org - "Where high-tech meets low-life"
    17. Re:Uh oh by serverboy · · Score: 1

      Are you sure s/he is a female? The message just says "my boyfriend", no indication of sex. Tying up his/her boyfriend with cat-5 may still appeal to some but for different reasons...

    18. Re:Uh oh by miu · · Score: 1
      and a line of geeks wating to woo you. ;)

      Wow it's late. I actually read that as "root you" and had to catch it on the double-take.

      --

      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
    19. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, instead of America bashing, try doing something to make it better instead of being a whiny prat. :P

    20. Re:Uh oh by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Could be a gay male

      Or a trans gay female. The world is full of options.

    21. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only thing admitted was a boyfriend.


      There are gay geeks, ya know.

    22. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Covering all bases with a gay male? Well, what's the world coming to? :-)

    23. Re:Uh oh by Placido · · Score: 1

      Better hope your home address isn't easy to find you'll find him dangling from the roof tied up in Cat-5 cable and a line of geeks wating to woo you. ;)

      I dunno. Better to use Coax.

      --

      Pinky: "What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?"
      Brain: "I would tell you Pinky but this 120 char limi
    24. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poster said they have a boyfriend...
      They didn't say they were female.

    25. Re:Uh oh by geekoid · · Score: 1

      How do you know the gender of the poster is female?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    26. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America != World. Most places are light years ahead of America in the social aspect of life. There are plenty of places in the world that allow gay marriages. Emphasis mine.

      You misspelled "behind."

  314. Any publicity is good publicity. by bad_fx · · Score: 1

    My feeling is that all of SCO's recent claims/demands/etc are nothing more than a huge publicity stunt. They seem to be specifically targetting the biggest names they can think of, just to get their name out there. Any publicity is good publicity and all that. *Sigh* And it seems to be working too.

  315. Well now I'm confused by greywalker · · Score: 1

    Under the SCO licensing terms, would that mean that the owner of the Furbeowulf (a cluster of Furby's running Linux) would have to pay for embedded licenses or multiprocessor licenses?

  316. When? by Microsofts+slave · · Score: 1

    When is the american government going to say that this is too far. I mean come on , for each embedded deviec, what about all those device that run linux that they dont know about? Just a quick secondary question, What happens if you run 1.00, does this mean you have to pay sco as well? if not, then i dont see why someone doesnt take the 1.00 kernel and fork it?

    --

    Tragek

    1. Re:When? by darketernal · · Score: 1

      What happens if you run 1.00, does this mean you have to pay sco as well? if not, then i dont see why someone doesnt take the 1.00 kernel and fork it?

      That's several hundred (thousand?) combined work-years down the shitter.

  317. Darl! We are all laughing at you!! by borgheron · · Score: 1

    The moves you have made are pure extortion and I see jail time in your future. Your company is acting so desperate right now it's not funny.

    If you have something to show the community, please do so. Don't show us in the NDA convered, top secret, bullshit, "code-review" sessions!! That doesn't count! Show us the goddamn code, or shut the hell up. If you believe that your tactics will work, I believe you need to think differently.

    Now that you're basically suing everyone in site it's curtains for SCO-Caldera.

    Thanks for taking the intent of the previous managment of SCO-Caldera and turning them on their head. Also, thanks for showing how dirty and underhanding companies like SCO-Caldera can be. You were once a respected member of the community and now you're just another asshole who believes he owns everything under the sun.

    GJC

    --
    Gregory Casamento
    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  318. What next? by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

    It seems I come here everyday, and everyday SCO continues to take on more and more people. What's next The planet? Because O is round just like the planet?

    What's next?

    SCO takes on Earth, warns other planets are next.
    SCO takes on _Your God Here_.
    SCO takes on the penguin population.
    Elvis found alive, SCO to sue.
    SCO takes on MiCrOSoft.
    SCO to battle RIAA at Wrestlemania.
    SCO to drop Linus' kids from hotel window.

  319. Where is that guy from IBM that copied code? by gendrop · · Score: 1

    Come on, show yourself, show us the code that you took from SCO so that we can replace it...

  320. For SUN and MS by corgicorgi · · Score: 1

    wow, this is getting really ugly. If SCO loses, or rather, when it loses the lawsuits, I wonder if their customers, like Sun and Microsoft, would want their money. I think they are entitled to it if SCO is found by court to have illegally scammed up their licenses.

  321. SCO may have just picked the wrong fight! by Slashdot+Junky · · Score: 1

    SCO may have just picked the wrong fight. The federal government has endless resources for fighting legal battles over SCO's new extortion-based business model.

    -Slashdot Junky

    --
    .
    Landfill Mining Co.
    Managing the (Un)natural Resources of Tomorrow
  322. Fee Schedule by cluge · · Score: 1

    The only thing that separates SCO and a common mafia thug that wants protection money is the color of the suits.

    I believe that if SCO loses its case, or has it's case thrown out, then perhaps a good prosecutor could go after SCO's executives under the RICO statutes. Extortion is extortion and it is illegal. There is a big difference between protecting your IP, and trying to extort money. I believe that SCO has crossed that line, now if I can just find a prosecutor that believes the same.

    --
    "Science is about ego as much as it is about discovery and truth " - I said it, so sue me.
  323. OpenSource's new advocate by PhilTR · · Score: 1

    CNet is running a peice on the Open Source And Industry Alliance an advocacy and lobbying group sponsored by the Computer & Communications Industry Association.

    This is indeed great news. Now perhaps the OpenSource community can get behind this effort to politicise itself and vigorously advocate where it most counts, the halls of the U.S. Congress.

    In its statment of principles and purpose, the OSAIA states:

    Business, government and private individuals must be free to choose software and technologies that best suit their needs, independent of the methodologies or licenses used in their development.

    The marketplace must be free of prejudice against open source software, whether through law, regulation, defamation or other means. OSAIA will act to achieve this goal."


    This is a good start. The CCIA boasts a formidable stable of memebers including AOL, Kodak, Oracle, Fujitsu, Verizon, Yahoo and others.

    There are several good resources on the web that are acting as clearinghouses for information that can be drawn upon as resources in this fight. Notably are TWikIWeThey , the Open Source Initiative , the Free Software Foundation.

    Numerous weblogs are available as resources most notably Groklaw.
    Pam has amassed an incredible wealth of links and facts surrounding the SCO v IBM issue. Another good site for legal info is the Daily Whirl which is a legal blog site index devoted to lawyers for lawyers covering among other subjects, copyright. GrepLaw and A Copy Fighter's Musings are two good places to start.

    Finally, for those of you who want to develop good arguments against intellectual monopolies visit Boldrin and Levine's, Intellectual Property Page .

    1. Re:OpenSource's new advocate by PhilTR · · Score: 1

      Boldrin and Levine's, Intellecutal Property Page. Sorry for the mis-type.

  324. SEC Information by SoupaFly · · Score: 1

    This is a link to the SEC web site on all filings (including major stock purchases/sales) by SCO. I found it interesting.

  325. This just in: by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    According to SCO, if you're able to read a language, speak a language, comprehend a language (yes, there are differences betwixt speaking and comprehending), write a language or otherwise communicate, you owe them $75.

    WTF?

    I say /. starts a pool on how long it takes SCO to come up with another avenue to try to con people into buying a license for their 'code'.

    --
    Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
  326. Rollback by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 1

    What do we lose if we roll back to the version prior to SCO's claim, branch off from there, then continue development? We totally defuse SCO's claim and likely bankrupt them in the process.

  327. I just sent them my counter-offer by Dimensio · · Score: 4, Funny

    I said that I did not feel that $699 was fair with respect to the level of infringement that they allege in the kernel given that they have not yet proven their claims and that I don't even use an SMP kernel. I decided to negotiate, and I offered them "the finger".

    In the event that they can show that their SMP code is indeed in the Linux kernel, I offered to remove said code -- since I don't use it anyway -- and I offered "the finger" again, since I have two hands.

    1. Re:I just sent them my counter-offer by spokes · · Score: 1

      lol :-)

    2. Re:I just sent them my counter-offer by aliens · · Score: 1

      Great counter offer, I offer "two fingers"

      Anyone want to chip in?

      --
      -- taking over the world, we are.
    3. Re:I just sent them my counter-offer by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 1

      I've got some knoxious odor from my behind I can send in their general direction.

      --
      Don't use the Troll mod just because you disagree with me.
    4. Re:I just sent them my counter-offer by ansible · · Score: 1

      I'm going to send them $731 dollars for my TiVo and Linux system.

      I'm paying them with Monopoly money though, as that's about what their IP is worth.

  328. It's not about winning by mabu · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is less about winning than it is muddying the waters and trying to make Linux look like "rogue technology" that people could get in trouble for using (a la Napster, Kazaa, Morpheous, etc.). Maybe there is some weird method to this madness? Maybe someone like Microsoft is in the background pulling some strings? In any case, a desperate company often does desperate things so this shouldn't surprise anybody.

  329. Let's ALL do like Redhat is doing! by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
    Suppose thousands of Linux users all individually filed suits, modeled after Redhat's suit (the parts that make sense for individual Linux users)?

    Maybe having to answer a few thousand suits would exhaust SCOs legal budget, and they'd have to drop all this nonsense.

  330. The last words of a dying company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is sad. Why not just die peacefully?

  331. SCO is licensing the "Source" seperately? by flyboy974 · · Score: 1
    I'm no lawyer, but, something is fishy here in SCO's grant of license. Something to talk about at the least.

    The license does not grant any rights to use SCO IP in source format, nor does it grant any distribution rights. It is therefore inadequate to cure infringements for distributors, or any entity that uses, modifies or distributes Linux source code.

    SCO openly admits that it is allowing the existing and future builds of Linux to be released with the said source code, available for download. But, SCO is requiring that people "license" the product after knowingly allowing their code to be distributed under a completely different license (GPL). But, GPL Section 2 explicitely states that when you knowingly distribute "sections as part of a whole which is a work based on the Program, the distribution of the whole must be on the terms of this License, whose permissions for other licensees extend to the entire whole, and thus to each and every part regardless of who wrote it."

    So, is SCO violating the GPL license by knowingly distributing the source code with the Linux kernel (ie, a "part" of the Kernel), yet is not accepting the GPL license which states that you MUST accept the GPL license for that code which is distributed and that you may not charge a fee other than costs to recoup the transfering of media and/or warrenty?

    While the license would allow them to distribute the SCO portions seperately (aka, not as a part of the kernel), and charge for those, it doesn't allow the SCO to knowingly distribute and then charge for that code.

    This seems more like a racketeering case every time I read their own rules.

    • The license they are selling violates the GPL license in which the software is distributed.
    • They havn't attempted or shown attempt at this point to remove their IP as to not be in violation of the GPL license.
    • They are allowing the code to continue being distributed under GPL.
    • They are demanding money AFTER the fact for protection from their own claims.
    By knowingly allowing the code to be distributed, allow somebody to accept that code under GPL, and then under the thread of a lawsuit, extort money to license the code after the fact would fall under Title 18, Chapt 95, Sec 1951.

    Any views on this?

  332. A troll and not a troll by tjstork · · Score: 1


    Ok, let's measure things objectively. If SCO wins, then hundreds of thousands, if not millions of consultants that bet on Open Source will lose their livelihoods and possibly their homes and their marriages and their dreams for their children.

    Is it wrong to wish death on McBride? Yes it is. But, by his very act, he's wishing the destruction of many, many, Linux consultants and businesses. He's not offering a better solution, he's not doing anything of any value other than to pervert the legal system.

    Maybe your family's good fortune is not worth the life of a complete stranger who is out to see your career destroyed so he can cash in on a lie, but mine is not. I don't believe that anyone should kill him or anything like that, or even engage in violence against him, but I think that, given the social damage this man is causing, all on a lie, then, well, it is entirely reasonable, logical, and rational to cheer any ill that befalls him.

    --
    This is my sig.
    1. Re:A troll and not a troll by swillden · · Score: 1

      If SCO wins, then hundreds of thousands, if not millions of consultants that bet on Open Source will lose their livelihoods and possibly their homes and their marriages and their dreams for their children.

      This is patently untrue.

      If Linux goes away, there will be *more* problems for all of those people to solve, not fewer. Do you think that just because Linux isn't available that companies won't need systems to fulfill those same needs?

      Further, even if it were true in some twisted parody of our world, you don't appear to have much respect for the resourcefulness or intelligence of the people in question. It's not the world's duty to grant them a living, it's their job to find some way to make one, and given that they've managed so far, why is it you think they'd fail the next time?

      I'm fairly certain that reason will prevail (certain enough that I'm short 400 shares of SCOX, while working full-time on Linux software), but even if it doesn't, even if they get away with this crap, by wishing them dead you stoop to a level far *below* theirs.

      I think that, given the social damage this man is causing, all on a lie, then, well, it is entirely reasonable, logical, and rational to cheer any ill that befalls him.

      And I think you're just rationalizing your own violent anger.

      It's reasonable, logical and rational to cheer him getting his just desserts, and it's even understandable to cheer him getting nailed by something bad with the idea that a higher power is interceding. Cheering completely unrelated harm to his children, however, is sick. If he has any young children, I feel sorry for them, because their father may be going to prison, and, even if he doesn't, they have an abysmal role model.

      --
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    2. Re:A troll and not a troll by tjstork · · Score: 1

      By saying that it is the duty of the individual to find their way, that it is ok for someone to go and milk the legal system to disrupt people's lives, for NOTHING, genuinly baffles me.

      Am I deeply angered? You bet I am. I'm not even that in favor of Open Source but I know a lie when I see one and McBride is screwing an entire marketplace to cash in and lie. I think your faith that reason will prevail is absurd as I have no such illusion that it will.

      Reason only prevails unless it has a checkbook with it.

      The other thing is that I don't think he deserves to go to prison. He's not doing anything illegal. It is not illegal to lie and it would be absurd to have a government try to enforce truth because it so subjective. But in this case McBride is the price we pay for the system that we have. You can't legislate malicious greedy liars out of any system, and, so, all that is left is to note that if something bad happened to them, you'd cheer.

      It was wrong to wish ill on his kids, but, if SCO sued you and your kids college fund got whacked for it, then, how would you feel about McBride's kids? Or would you just suck it up and accept that his stolen profits would put his kids into the White House while yours flipped burgers.

      --
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  333. Does this mean... by prh1999 · · Score: 0

    Does this mean companies that do pay SCO for code they (SCO) has yet to identify can sue SCO to recover licensing fees should SCO's claims turn out be nothing more than figment of McBrides already screwed up imagination?

  334. MOD PARENT UP TO 6 OR 7!!! THAT SHIT IS HUGE!! by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    TSIA

  335. SCO tells what offends?? by gribnick · · Score: 1

    Interesting. In the description of the upcoming SCOForum (which I really hope is a dismal failure) it seems like they may let some of their cats out of the bag so to speak. Look at the "forum movies" on the page referenced below.. A quote from one of the pages: ".. for the first time in a public forum David Boise will explain SCO's Intellectual property claims.." at the SCOForum in Las Vegas Aug 17-19 .. Also claimed is the opportunity to peek at Unix source code -- woohoo !! (no mention if you are then immediately killed afterwards as you are obviously too dangerous to continue to exist).. http://www.sco.com/2003forum/

  336. Re:Get your insider sales info straight from sec.g by esarjeant · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I must say that after playing with stocks for a little over 2 years now I have found the SEC reports (especially 10Q's) to be very informative.

    If you're even thinking of investing in a company, read a recent 10Q first. This will clue you in on the state of the company, you'll find out if there are any external forces that may jeopardize the business and -- best of all -- it will point you in the direction of their competition.

    Look at the competetors. Weed out the weak companies and get the one that is most likely to succeed in a sector (not necessarily the one that your "gut" tells you to go with).

    --

    Eric Sarjeant
    eric[@]sarjeant.com

  337. Are you kidding me? by tickleboy2 · · Score: 1

    This is starting to remind me of those idiots on "Real TV" who tape themselves until they finally end up killing themselves...

    SCO: OH! Looky here! A pack of ravenous wolves! Let's see what happens when I pull their hair! *Pulls Hair* Whoa... missed me! That was close.... but look! A group of sexually repressed lions! Let's see what happens when I kick them in the genitals!!! ...

    But it all ends up the same. Eventually stupidity will catch up with them and we can all sit back with a beer and have a laugh.

    --
    The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you. - Tom Bradley
  338. SCO phone numbers and email addresses: by grolschie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Phone or email your local SCO office: http://www.sco.com/worldwide/

    1. Re:SCO phone numbers and email addresses: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or use the form:
      http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/index.html

  339. $8.3 million from Microsoft and Sun by mec · · Score: 1

    Last quarter, The SCO Group reported sales of $21 million.

    They sold $13 million in products and services, with a net loss of $2 million.

    They sold $8.3 million of SCO Source Licenses to two licensees, Microsoft and Sun, with a net profit of $6 million.

    Total revenue, $21 million. Net profit, $4 million.

    That's how much Microsoft and Sun are paying The SCO Group. This is SCO's most profitable line of business. Indeed, it is their only profitable line of business.

    SCO doesn't need to actually sell any of these ludicrous IP licenses. As long as they piss on Linux hard enough to drive people to Windows and Solaris, Microsoft and Sun will keep paying them.

    Microsoft and Sun are committed to paying SCO $5 million over the next three quarters.

    Hit sec.gov, crack open a 10-Q. It's tough going at first but the facts are in there.

  340. Get the government involved? by TitaniumFox · · Score: 1

    So. Let's get this straight: SCO is trying to get our government agencies to pay for licences for GPL'ed software with our tax dollars.

    Sounds like a justification to write congressmen and women about how questionable their actions are. Aren't there any in the OSI circles who have the ears of a few in congress? Let's whip up some curiosity as to why the government is being asked to pay for something that we've worked so hard to make free-as-in-speech, and in this case, is available for free-as-in-beer.

    Perhaps we can get an inquiry or something that will predate the 2005 trial.

    PHCongressHead: "Now Mistah McBride...It says heah, in this G-P-L, that is... that this ...this Linux is free."

    DMcB: "Well, IBM-"

    PHCH: "Now I wasn't done, and I'd oblige you to not interrupt....It seems that your companah has been distributin' this on their [adjusts glasses] F-T-P servahs for quite some time..."


    If they strong-arm end users (read:defraud), there's not much recourse unless there is a class-action. If you defraud the US government, things can get more interesting.

    --
    -- I'd say your post was about 3 monkeys, 18 minutes.
  341. Careful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they hold the license to /usr/bin/finger!

    1. Re:Careful! by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1

      That would be /usr/bin/finger --middle

  342. a little message from a poor child... by tUrBzY · · Score: 1

    heres the message i sent to sco with their feedback (note: i used anonymizer.com so they cant track me =D) Location: Bosnia Email: starvingkid77@hungrypeople.net Subject: license fee dumb Body: why you people have to charge me license fee? i dont have money even buy food! i did want you linux because it good and free but now you stink make it cost!! you people stink and make me pay!! you shove dumb license fee up your expensive butt!!! idiotics!!!!!

    --
    --tUrBzY
  343. Let the FTC Know by irabinovitch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe file a complaint on the FTC website? Tell them how many Linux systems you have and how much SCO claims you owe them. ($699 / system and $32 / embeded system). Then explain that SCO wont provide proof of their claims and what Linux is. The form for filing complaints is here


  344. Hey, IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's a rabid dog in front of the store. It's scaring away the customers. Please shoot it!

  345. These are sad times indeed by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    ...when you can say "Ni" to an old woman!

    1. Re:These are sad times indeed by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't happen to know where I could pick up ... a shrubbery?

  346. I disagree by jcsehak · · Score: 3, Funny

    (Yes, I said pig-fuckers. I think they get up on pigs and they fuck them. Squeeeeee! Anyone wanna disagree?)

    I was thinking, "uncle-fuckers."

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    c-hack.com |
  347. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plus the poster owes me $50 for a new keyboard, I just destroyed mine spewing bourbon out my nose!

  348. Idiots or lunatics by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    I can't decide which one best defines SCO these days. Going after IBM took nerve. Going after companies that use Linux took balls. Going after the government is asking for a death wish.

    I know of no other entity that would seriously rip apart SCO and have the legal means to do so other than the government. SCO wants licensing paid by the government. The government will DEMAND proof and get it or else. Trade secrets, copyrights, and patents provide little defense against subpoenas. If SCO still refuses, the US government will authorize raids by the IRS, the SEC, the FTC, the FBI, and a dozen other agencies that may be affected.

    Maybe SCO is not learning from MS example. MS went after schools and governments and some of them paid up. But some of them fought back. Others have learned that they can fight back. MS could not pull those tactics again. Neither can SCO.

    --
    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
  349. We can ALL use that in the future. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    If I only I had realized sooner that "Linux=Tivo" would convince nongeeks of the severity of SCO's unethical behavior...

    But now that SCO has caused the scales to fall from our eyes (and applied the argument to THIS battle for us) we can use that in HUNDREDS of other contexts.

    Watch for Linux=Tivo to become a catchphrase.

    THANK you, SCO!

    And thank YOU, AC, for making the argument explicit. Your boyfriend has no idea what a smart cookie he's hanging out with. B-)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  350. Re:It's Official - Linux is Dead by Osrin · · Score: 1

    er, SCO is claiming rights to that bug ridden code. Mind your language.

  351. I submitted this today... by ThyTurkeyIsDone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...but since it will likely be rejected (the gods of karma are always against me), here ya go:

    An Austrian Free Software group by the name of FFS has been talking to SCO Austria and SCO Germany, who have assured them SCO's European branches have "nothing to do" with SCO's claims, and there will be no Linux licences available from SCO in Europe. What's perhaps more interesting is that a SCO lawyer has admitted that SCO's copyright claims have little substance. The article is in German, unfortunately. Here's a very rough translation of the title and the first paragraph:

    SCO Plays Dead: No License Fees in Europe

    As reported by Pro-Linux, representatives of the FFS have been in touch with legal representatives of the Austrian and German branches of SCO, which has in the past few months accused Linux developers and users of intellectual property violations. These accusations, which remain as yet completely unsubstantiated, have recently culminated in SCO demanding license fees for Linux. This would amount to a misappropriation of Linux by the company, which would thus itself be exposed to accusations of software piracy. The FFS has now obtained a letter from SCO's legal counsel literally affirming that SCO's local branch has "nothing to do" with the claims. SCO's counsel, who has also admitted in a phone conversation with the FFS that SCO's copyright claims have little substance, goes on to protest that the company is doing everything to comply with the court decisions barring it from doing further damage to the reputation of Linux or its users.

    [The rest of the article then goes into a rant on software patents etc.]

    Comments on the linguistic side of my translation are also welcome, but bear in mind this was just a quickie.

    And yes, I am karma whoring. But then, isn't everyone?

    1. Re:I submitted this today... by BigRedFish · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is starting to need a +1: Knows German category.

    2. Re:I submitted this today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your story has meaningful content as well as a translation for those of us who do not speak German. Of course it is going to be rejected. ;p

      You need to cut the translation and slip in a few half-witted editorial ad-hominem attacks against SCO, then you'll be a shoe-in for the front page.

  352. TiVo uses Linux 2.1!! by drwtsn32 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I find this quite interesting since my TiVos are running Linux 2.1.24. I thought SCO only had a problem with 2.4+?

    # uname -a
    Linux (none) 2.1.24-TiVo-2.5 #8 Wed May 8 15:38:27 PDT 2002 ppc unknown

    1. Re:TiVo uses Linux 2.1!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO is a sucks!

    2. Re:TiVo uses Linux 2.1!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If SCO really *DOES* charge to the Tivo users, it would tap a huge set of counter-prosecutions, wouldn't it? I hope this is the point where SCO surely made a mistake.... not eeTimes.

    3. Re:TiVo uses Linux 2.1!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, see, SCO ownz0rs all linux!!! Bow down to SCO, the mighty god of the computer world!!

      Oh we beseech thee, SCO, give unto us your benefaction, and allow us to use products you had no hand in creating....er...*ahem*

    4. Re:TiVo uses Linux 2.1!! by nightspd · · Score: 1

      Me thinks the people at TiVo are in their offices chanting "SUE!!! SUE!!! SUE!!! SUE!!!"

  353. Hotline by siskbc · · Score: 1
    http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/index.html visit their webpage and tell them were they can stick their license fees.

    They've also started a hotline. 1-800-382-5633. Tell 'em what you think.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:Hotline by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Funny

      They've also started a hotline. 1-800-382-5633. Tell 'em what you think.

      Is it a coincidence that their hotline number is 1-800-fuck-off?

      --
      autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    2. Re:Hotline by siskbc · · Score: 1
      Is it a coincidence that their hotline number is 1-800-fuck-off?

      Your prize is in the mail. ;)

      --

      -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    3. Re:Hotline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also 1-800-dual-med

      Darl must be doing speedballs.

  354. Kernel Source Tree? by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Has anyone grepped the source tree to look for SCO copyrights or comments?

    What do SCO copyrights look like? Do they say SCO? Or do they go back to ATT or Bell Labs?

    Developer names? Function or variable naming conventions?

    Without this stuff, how the fsck can SCO id the code? I can't believe that somone who works on the Kernel regularly hasn't posted what some of the code is. My guess is that it's because there's no way to ID it. And if this is true, SCO's got no case. IANAL, but if they can't definitively define 'stolen' code, then how to prove it's stolen?

    wbs.

    --
    Huh?
    1. Re:Kernel Source Tree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful?

      Do you think we've been sitting here for months with Linux source that says "(c)1980 SCO" while no Linux developer managed to see such a glaring copyright

    2. Re:Kernel Source Tree? by Alioth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      SCO *don't* have any of their copyrighted code in Linux. This is SCO's basis for the lawsuit:

      IBM added NUMA, JFS et al. to AIX.
      AIX is a derivative of SysV, and covered by our contract.
      IBM put NUMA, JFS et al. into Linux 2.4.x
      Since NUMA, JFS is in AIX, it makes them also derivatives of SysV. We don't have any copyright claim to them, but since they are derivatives of SysV, it's our IP anyway.
      Therefore, since NUMA, JFS et al. are now in Linux 2.4.x, Linux 2.4.x and newer are SysV derivatives.
      Therefore we can charge a licensing fee for Linux since it is now a SysV derivative (even though we wrote none of the code, or even hold the copyrights to the alleged infringing components).

      My bets are if you sign the NDA with SCO, they'll send you parts of the NUMA or JFS implementation in Linux, and the equivalent parts from AIX. You will be told AIX is a derivative of SysV, so therefore, here's the line-for-line identical infringing code in Linux.

      SCO's argument can be summed up as follows:

      Our cat has four legs.
      IBM's dog has four legs.
      Therefore IBM's dog is a cat.

      Now Microsoft go on about the viral nature of the GPL. If they think that's viral, they should take heed of what's now happening to IBM - I think NUMA and JFS was developed for other operating systems first and then added to AIX as it seemed a good idea. Now these pre-existing pieces of IP are tainted by the viral nature of SysV, and become derivatives, even though they previously existed outside of SysV and were never contributed to by SCO.

  355. not the best tactic nor best way to make friends by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    I believe it was Churchill who said that "they awakened the sleeping giant" and I know the Axis powers felt it in the rear too.

    It's also the same reason why most if not all ppl don't dare mess with the IRS.

    Let's hope the "giant" will react and lead SCO to their own demise.

  356. Ca$h!? by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    you get called a terrorist, and we all know what happens then.

    But judging from Osama bin Laden's experience, you receive training, weapons and money before.

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    Men with no respect for life must never be allowed to control the ultimate instruments of death.
    GW Bu
  357. TiVo and the DMCA by telstar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So how does SCO know that the TiVo's code infringes on their IP? Can't we sick the DMCA on them for reverse-engineering the TiVo?

    1. Re:TiVo and the DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard of the GPL???? Thats what the Linux Kernel is licensed under. Tivo has to release the sources if the modify them.

      http://www.tivo.com/linux/index.html

      There you go.

      Now the thing is that the series 1 come with a 2.1 kernel long before the code was introduced (I think) any way this lawsuit is a load of crap.

      Tim

    2. Re:TiVo and the DMCA by rehabdoll · · Score: 1

      Linux is GPL'ed, and tivo is in compliance with the GPL.

      link

  358. MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh

  359. I for one am glad that this is happening... by Osrin · · Score: 1

    1) High exposure for an IP led case will hopefully lead to better regulation and legislation around IP management.

    2) We need to see the GPL tested in court, we need to see what protection it extends to end users and we need to see what protection it extends to developers.

    IP Law is a mess, the GPL is an unknown quantity... until both of these things happen we're just swimming around in an ocean.

    Good job SCO.

  360. He could be homosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think...

  361. Re:Get your insider sales info straight from sec.g by ediron2 · · Score: 1
    Thanks. I'm about as good with stocks as most people are with power tools. What little I know is dangerous.

    SEC's link: Striking resemblance to the SCO filings on their own page. See my journal for the beginnings of drilling into each one and summarizing. Incidentally, almost half were Directors exercising options at .66 to 4.75, not selling. Only one director was clever enough (in my opinion) to sell everything he has immediately.

    Next questions: where on SEC filings is a clue pointing to other forms of shifting value off the books. For example, the dillution of shares used to in buying up the other company that SCO was just pilloried for?

    And can YOU find anywhere offering prices on Put Options avail for SCOX? I may just have to take the max-risk, low return path of either doing a limited short... but there's just not much joy in locking up $5k and watch it potentially grow before mid-2005 (court date, by my guess) just to see it fall about 90% at best. A staggered-sell short (accumulate shorts if/as the market climbs) improves the win value but could get staggeringly expensive if they push value up with rumors of a buyout (or (Horrors!) get bought out!. Microsoft's eagerness to kill Linux and it's huge warchest is a scary hypothetical to bet against...)

    See, lacking a put option source, all I see is a scenario that looks like: Sell $5000 in shares... wait 2 years, buy back $500. Profit, 4500. 90% ROI in 2 years isn't shabby, but it also isn't worth the risk of seeing shares peak at $35 and get absorbed by a stable, large company, leaving me out roughly $13k (a minus of more than 200%). Or, short $1k, with plans to short another block each time the stock grows 60% or so (my so-called staggered-sell short plan... what's this called?)

    Yes, if I were serious, I wouldn't do just $5k. Call it a hypothetical, or imagine the conversation I had with my wife... better yet, show me a way to shelter at $30 per share while betting SCOX is going down far and hard... Give me a bearable downside (worst case of $20k on the $5k invested), nothing at all if the change is under 20% either way, and a wicked payoff if and when SCOX tanks. Oh... and a long fuse in case we're still bitching about SCO in 2-3 years? Or am I asking for the sun, moon, stars, and whatever's behind door number three?

  362. Me too! by jcsehak · · Score: 1

    You know, I was thinking, there's a lot of people out there using snippets of my code too. I want in on the action. I'll even disclose the offending bits, in no particular order:

    i++
    n = 0
    a = []
    ;

    --

    c-hack.com |
  363. Or "how to pick a deep pocket"? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    As of April 26, 2003, Cisco has about $3,940,000,000 in cash. As of March 31, 2003, IBM has about $4,195,000,000 in cash. SCO sure knows how to pick a good fight.

    I'd bet they're thinking more in terms of "picking a deep pocket". B-)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  364. I'm surprised by ShadowRage · · Score: 1, Troll

    that these idiots havent gotten assfucked by the us govt yet, they are really fucking with people now.. I have come to these conclusions: 1. Sco's president, upset over not being able to get bought, lost his mind. 2. They're trying to prove themselves as a force to be reckoned with 3. trying to impress hotbabygirl20192 on yahoo 4. trying to get jailed and prison-fucked. 5. Destroy linux 6. A stupid attempt to force all *nix users to sco shit. 7. Bill gate's tiny fake dick in their assholes. 8. They are stupid. 9. testing the legal system. 10. all of the above. or some of the above. 1 and 5 seems to be the most logical. but who knows?

    1. Re:I'm surprised by trouser · · Score: 1


      Hey Darl, have a good long thing about option 4 above.

      You will be my new woman.

      --
      Now wash your hands.
  365. In other news, SCO claims copyright infringment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...by God Almighty, SysOp of All, who has been using a "UNIX-like" operating system to run "REALITY 1.0", which has substantial hardware requirements.

    SCO is prepared to provide an initial licence to every sentient being for $699 this year, and rising asymptotically thereafter.

    God, however, is holding out for a "run-time" licence at a more modest cost. Negotiations are proceeding.

  366. Better to ignore or to slam them at every turn? by bigpat · · Score: 1

    Is it better to ignore the rediculousness of SCO or is it better to slam them out of existence so that no reputable company will deal with them? I am leaning towards the slamming which we are doing a good job of, but at some point seems like it would be good to just ignore them and wait till they run out of money to pay their lawyers.

    But the bad publicity has to effect their bottom line... Rhambus barely survived their sue happy days, but they actually make product. Either way SCO is going to go out of business rather soon I would think, unless Microsoft decides that SCO needs another infusion of cash and decides to "License" some more Intelectual property from them.

  367. good metaphor by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SCO is doing the IP-law equivalent of going on a rampage shooting people to steal their wallets because you think the "world owes you"

    1. Re:good metaphor by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Maybe they've just been reading too much Ayn Rand.

  368. WTF by xsistorhead · · Score: 1

    Not that I beleive that there is any merit to SCO's claims, but why aren't more companies in the legal batting lineup to diffuse the matter. Is everyone wagering on Big Blue and the ultimate Linux momentum (while at the same time trying to preserve anonymity)?

    Is this the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle in action?

  369. Can't sue TiVo... by Niscenus · · Score: 1

    SMP? Nope!
    NUMA? Nope!
    JFS? Nope!

    TiVo's kernel ain't usin' any of the stuff that could actually be unique* so far, as suggested by the armchair analysts.

    They aided the ExtX file systems; they added to the embedded communities the necessary functional code and corrections elsewhere. Did anyone see them ask for a license from SCO? No.

    If you ask, "Why," I'll ask, "Do you ever pay attention to anything I write!?" Also, I may severely bludgeon you.

    *unique: read ahead isn't all that F*ing unique. Get any two people to implement their own versions without having seen any pre-existing version, and make a comparison! The more restricted the function, the more common the appearance. Additionally...read ahead is owned by...Berkley ;oP

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    "Yeah...it was the numbers that were irrational, not the murderous cult of vegetarians...." -- Hippasus of Metapontum
  370. tired of SCO news by jdkane · · Score: 1
    Slashdot topics of late are like: SCO, programming, SCO, toys, gaming, SCO, SCO, linux.

    I'm getting tired of SCO around every corner. Either money is owed to SCO or not, but I sure as heck hope it gets straightened out soon because it's getting boring.

    I wish SCO would either prove or disprove their case in court so beyond a shadow of a doubt they can either get paid, or not, depending on which way the verdict goes. The whole thing is getting very stupid.

  371. SCO vs. The World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess this is the business version of "suicide by cop".

    Some of the most entertaining stuff i've seen in a long time.

  372. OT but... by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Besides lowest unemployment in years,

    Thanks to a runaway dotcom economy. You can thank him for the collapse too. If he's responsible for one, he is for the other too. Personally, I think either attribution is a bit of 20/20 hindsight.

    government surplus

    See above

    relative peace

    Appeasement? We can thank him for Osama too. Those 75 cruise missles on impeachment eve seem not to have had much impact. Neville Chaimberlain oversaw a "peaceful" period too. I believe it ended for Britain around 1939.

    and one of the biggest economic booms in the last 50 years..

    And busts.

    Not saying Bush is a great president, but giving Clinton credit for the dot bomb economy is downright stupid, or complete propaganda.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:OT but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sources please, and be specific! I'd change my tune maybe if you could actually come up with something here, but then again it's probably that complete propaganda thing you were talking about. Loser.

    2. Re:OT but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sources please, and be specific! I'd change my tune maybe if you could actually come up with something here, but then again it's probably that complete propaganda thing you were talking about. Loser.

      Sources for what? Have you had your head up your ass for the last four years? You want a source for the sky being blue?

      Fucktard.

  373. I paid my $32. by flacco · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...but I put it in a secret hiding place somewhere inside of SCO's office building.

    I'm sorry, I can't divulge the location of the $32 at this time. I am willing to provide a set of scavenger hunt clues to selected, disinterested parties who are willing to sign an NDA, though...

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    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    1. Re:I paid my $32. by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

      ...but I put it in a secret hiding place somewhere inside of SCO's office building.

      I'm sorry, I can't divulge the location of the $32 at this time. I am willing to provide a set of scavenger hunt clues to selected, disinterested parties who are willing to sign an NDA, though...


      Don't sign the NDA! I know where it's at! I found it while shoving my $699 up Darl McBribe's ass!

    2. Re:I paid my $32. by flacco · · Score: 1
      I found it while shoving my $699 up Darl McBribe's ass!

      Awwwww, you found it! Did you notice how elastic and cavernous it is up there? sheesh.

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  374. Um....someone remind me what GNU means.... by grofty · · Score: 2, Interesting
    SCO was formerly Caldera International Inc., a Linux distributor


    Doesn't this mean that by distirbuting Linux they may have implicitly agreed to the terms of contributing their code? Wouldn't that then mean they have no right to charge for it as it was contributed to the benefit of the open source community? Just a thought. I'm sure it's been said before.
    1. Re:Um....someone remind me what GNU means.... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Yes, this point has been made over and over and over and over again. But hey it really is a great point, although it's not nearly as damning as the fact that SCO released the Caldera Linux distribution under the GPL. Now that's a good point!

  375. Good thing you weren't smoking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'cause bourbon go burn burn all over you face

  376. Kernel version? by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    It was my understanding that the SCO only claimed IP infringement by the 2.4/2.5 kernels of linux. Wouldn't that exclude earlier tivo models from their claims?

  377. Here's a list of SCO email addresses to CC to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send a generic letter of complaint to SCO, and CC to all of these:

    annm@sco.com
    infod@caldera.de
    info@caldera-ben elux.com
    gregb@sco.com
    fr@sco.com
    infod@sco.com
    ukinfo@sco.com
    maindesk@sco.com
    mirekp@sco.com
    asirotin@sco.com
    infoes@sco.com
    africainfo@sco .com
    felixe@sco.com
    kierano@sco.com
    anz_info@sc o.com
    jeffjl@163bj.com
    Kellyhan@sco.com
    indiain fo@sco.com
    info@jp.caldera.com
    shong@sco.com
    ke vinhsu@sco.com
    info@sco.com.mx
    info@sco.com.ar

    1. Re:Here's a list of SCO email addresses to CC to: by madshot · · Score: 1

      how cool, thanks for the email addresses.. I'll post if I find anything out from anyone.

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  378. Huh? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    What about this guy Have you seen him aroudn recently?

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    1. Re:Huh? by loucura! · · Score: 1

      I've never seen him before in my life, so your point is kinda moot. I still don't think that joking about it is a problem. I mean, if we can't laugh at other people's hardships, what can we laugh at?

      --
      Black and grey are both shades of white.
    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      loucura, you don't seem to realize what our country has become in the past two years (assuming you're a U.S. citizen, like myself). Our people can and DO disappear, arrested and detained indefinitely, held incommunicado without charges and without family members being told their whereabouts. It's all part of the new "war on domestic terrorism". The police used to need a warrant from a judge to tap your phone or intercept all your email. Now, thanks to the Patriot Act, they can do that without any oversight at all. Our constitution used to protect our citizens from things like illegal search and seizure and from being detained without charges indefinitely. That's no longer true, thanks in part to John Ashcroft. The rules are now totally different, and if their snooping reveals anything that they can somehow use to make you out as a potential terrorist (for example, have you ever seen any technical details online about bomb making, cracking into computers, or writing viruses?) then God help you, because if they want to, they can put you away and there's nothing to protect you. Not the U.S. Constitution, not U.S. courts of law, and not your mom and dad.

      Proud to be an American? You could be prouder.

    3. Re:Huh? by loucura! · · Score: 1

      No, I do realise what our country has become in the past two years. I realise that people can and do disappear. I do realise that Police and Federal Investigators have been given carte blanche with to intrusive investigatory powers. I realise that Ashcroft has made it so that I should be worried about saying anything against my government, and that my civil liberties have been flushed down the toilet.

      Some people cry, I make sarcastic jokes about it. It's funny in a sad, sad way.

      Oh, and "A Proud American" is a kuro5hin troll, I go by loucura there too. Oh, wait... did I ever say I was a proud American? I've -never- said so.

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      Black and grey are both shades of white.
    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gee, Max... I certainly hope nobody was on that bus. At least, nobody we know and care about."

    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was a police state you'd be dead since you didn't bother posting anonymously. :-) adjust the tinfoil hat and carry on.

    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your mother

    7. Re:Huh? by loucura! · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was a police state either, I said that our law enforcement has been given wildly expanded leeway with stuff they shouldn't have... if this was a police state, I'd make sure that I'm wearing jackboots, comrade.

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      Black and grey are both shades of white.
  379. The idemnity issue by mec · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sort of, but not really.

    IBM declines to indemnify. That reveals uncertainty.

    There are two factors to uncertainty: the risk that the event will happen times the cost of the event. The risk is low, especially as SCO is acting like a PR firm (and gets paid like one -- check out where their revenues come from). But the cost is huge. So (low risk) * (high cost) == wildly uncertain outcome. Nobody wants to step into that.

    Underneath that, though, there is a real issue. Take the FSF's products for instance. With a few months of time, and cooperation from the FSF and its contributors, a small group of engineers could identify the origin of 99.9% of the source code in gcc and correlate it back to copyright assignments with physical signatures and indemnity clauses. RMS and Moglen knew what the fuck they were doing when they set up that system. I am not an expert on copyright protection, but I think it would be feasible for a company to do this and sell indemnified copies of gcc, if there were customer demand to pay for such a thing.

    I've heard that IBM provides indemnification for Websphere, which includes Apache.

    It helps that the kernel is under source control now. I hope that Torvalds is thinking about how to defend against this sort of attack in the future.

    1. Re:The idemnity issue by Fly · · Score: 1

      SCO has shown itself to be willing to attempt to extort money from anyone. If IBM indemnifies their users, then they are just a better target for SCO.

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  380. Ugh, I'm sick of SCO stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really getting sick of these SCO stories. I know, preferences blah blah blah. Guess I'll just go back to my new mandolin and fuck around with that instead.

  381. Any bets whether they'll try to seal that? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    they'll have to reveal WHAT was infringed to pursue it legally,

    But they'll only have to reveal it to the judge and the lawyers.

    Any bets on whether they'll try to keep the information about what code is supposedly infringing "under seal"?

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  382. In other news... by JVert · · Score: 1

    New RFC Adds "Evil Bit"- ...wait, you guys are serious?

  383. Why SCO IP will never be leaked by mb10ofBATX · · Score: 1

    I dunno if this is an original idea... but assuming (and this is a huge assumption) that SCO's claims are in fact true that they have hundreds if not thousands of examples of SCO-owned-IP infringement, then in all likeliness, the IP will never be revealed publicly/anonymously because each viewing is "watermarked".

    SCO would only reveal certain portions of code, tell you "you're the only one who has seen this particular code", and send you on your merry way.

    So, if this code you've been shown ever makes it to the public domain - whamo!!! - SCO sues you for infringing on their IP.

  384. More by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And in further news, SCO has announced that it is suing all organizations and living creatures on the planet earth, and is considering similar action against the rest of the solar system.

  385. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expect that most slashbots would consider the Clean Air Act of 1990 to be a good thing.

  386. uhgh, my prediction by carldot67 · · Score: 1

    Some have suggested that certain Seattle, WA company are behind this. If that were so then we might conclude that they, struggling to make a case via FUD, argument (and some might say, interesting bargaining with OEMs), are now trying to insert an artificial barrier to entry (ie cost) into the marketplace. Some at this company may be hoping that by artificially adding to the TCO of Linux, then their OS becomes more attractive on the bottom line. Me - I could nt possibly commet.

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    I wish at was Friday, but I dont want to wish my life away. So I wish it was last Friday.
    1. Re:uhgh, my prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nintendo?

  387. Here's what I sent them: by conan_albrecht · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am a professor at BYU in the Information Systems department. I've kept a watchful eye on SCO's attempt to receive license fees for the use of Linux.

    I respectfully ask that your company please stop with the nonsense. It is making our valley look bad. It is making Utah look bad. I am embarassed for you as a neighbor.

    If your IP has been injected into the Linux kernel, all you have to do is tell the maintainers what the offending code is and they'll remove it immediately. I don't understand why you insist on receiving revenue when everyone is willing to correct the code *immediately*.

    Again, please stop with the nonsense. It is hurting the future of Linux and embarassing all of us.

    Respectfully,

    Dr. Conan Albrecht

    1. Re:Here's what I sent them: by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >they'll remove it immediately

      Who are "they" and exactly how do you propose that "they" remove all source code on all mirrors?
      Are you saying that the historical source trees are going to just be deleted? Even the ones hosted in countries where SCO's claims are without merit?

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    2. Re:Here's what I sent them: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Albrecht,

      With all due respect, your polite treatise to Darl, et. al. will fall on deaf ears. I was at BYU when McBride and gang were there. He was a putz then and is proving to be a schmuck now.

      With the latest extortion attempt aimed squarely at the US/State/Local goverment(s), Darl has reached the pinnacle of foolishness and contempt for the law. He has also opened the door for IBM to file for tortuous interference, violations of the Lanham Act, among other items of interest that should and hopefully will lead to procescution of RICO statute that will land Darl and cronies with 3 hots and a cot in Club Fed. They should start with Ray Noorda and work their way down through the list.

      The best thing you can do is complain directly to their respective Bishops and Stake Presidents, as financial predation is something the Church does not take lightly and may move to address the matter. It probably wont make a difference, but it will absolve the Church from any more embarrassment then it is currently receiving by having these Gadiannton Robbers on the membership rolls. I have already seen negative press about the Mormon Mafia in Lindon, and while the Church is not involved in any of this, they get the mud slinging anyway because the Boy's Clubs is out committing highway robbery in the name of getting fat dumb and happy. At least they don't have to work on the dumb part - they are the poster children for stupidity in business and rampant greed.

      In fact sir, I am embarrassed to tell my associates and friends I went to BYU - given the example these clowns are busy setting.

      But then again, 4+ years attendance and a college degree does not mean the student learned anything of value.

    3. Re:Here's what I sent them: by rofa · · Score: 1

      As I remember it, it is a runtime licence, and if I understand it correctly this means that it is the compiled kernel that is to be licensed, not the source. So, changing the affected code for the next kernel version would do. Right...? (IANAL)

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      No sig. Go away.
    4. Re:Here's what I sent them: by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't understand why you insist on receiving revenue when everyone is willing to correct the code *immediately*.


      Answer from SCO: "because we like receiving revenue!" (This falls firmly into the 'duh' category)
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      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    5. Re:Here's what I sent them: by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      Even the ones hosted in countries where SCO's claims are without merit?

      I happen to be fortunate enough to live in such a country, where SCO's claims are without merit and can safely be ignored.

      This country is known as the United States.

      As a former British colony, English is our native tongue, and we enjoy all the benefits of a common law system in which accusations must be proven in a court of law, where SCO's claims will be painlessly euthanized.

      SCO's executives, then, will likely be tried for fraud and will go to a white-collar `resort' prison, where they will be forced to play tennis and frolick merrily and live in minimum-security dormitory-style housing for the rest of their days.

      You may think our methods and punishments are cruel, but corporate crime is a serious problem here, and we will make sure to slap them on the wrists as many times as necessary until Justice is served.

    6. Re:Here's what I sent them: by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've sent a few intelligent e-mails of my own, but came to the conclusion that the lifeforms that inhabit the SCO entity do not conform to the Turing requirements.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    7. Re:Here's what I sent them: by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I doubt they bother reading the feedback. They probably don't have enough people to do so.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    8. Re:Here's what I sent them: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, someone mod this parent up +1, hilarious.

    9. Re:Here's what I sent them: by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I sent them essentially the same message:

      Location: United States

      Category: Sales

      Email: sco@goatse.cx

      Subject: Enjoy your stay at club fed

      Message: Your pump-and-dump scheme has been referred to the appropriate authorities. Enjoy the money while you have your freedom.

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      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
  388. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't have wasted my karma points yesterday...

  389. Ways to get them by porkface · · Score: 1

    Can anyone think of any free (to me) ways to pay them and then yank the payment so it costs them money to process and deal with it?

    Added bonus if they try to take me to court over it.

  390. *BSD = device driver hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay BSD! We can run it on our old 486s without accelerated 3D, USB-2/firewire support, decent sound, DVD burners or any other recent technology. If you thought finding modern hardware with Linux drivers was hard, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

  391. Re:From the GPL... by PhilTR · · Score: 1

    SCO's code is already in the public domain. According to SCO.

  392. Okay, so that was probably a joke by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    But their actual phone number is 1-800-726-8649, which equates to 1-800-RAM-UNIX (and 1-800-SCO-UNIX but we'll ignore that)

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    1. Re:Okay, so that was probably a joke by fenix+down · · Score: 1


      1-800-PANT-NIX?
      Now there's a product.

  393. Obligatory PvP quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gayyyyyy...

  394. Linus can't you shut SCO up? by chrisatslashdot · · Score: 1

    I think Mr. Torvalds should tell SCO to pay him $699 for every mention of the word 'Linux' on thier web site and press releases or else STFU.

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    Simple people talk of people, better people talk of events, great people talk of ideas.
    1. Re:Linus can't you shut SCO up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why $699. Why not $699,000,000. for every mention.
      SCO just picks a number out of thin air. So should Linus.

  395. They already overstepped their bounds by gotr00t · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Their original claim was that they own some parts of RCU and SMP in UNIX, which was supposedly put into Linux by IBM, but all that stuff, which is probably false anyway, is about the business features, and its my understanding that embedded Linux applications like TiVo have nothing more than a core of the Linux kernel... that's all.

    If this contiunes, they can go on trying to extort licensing fees from every user of an embedded Linux device, including Linksys routers. I think that they can't go on much longer with this because they simply have gone too far. First it was licensing/IP problem with IBM, then its threaten every commercial Linux user, then every device that is equipped with any version of Linux (even though their claims don't even extend that far into 2.2 and earlier, which is what many of these embedded devices use).

    Their case is like building a skyscraper on sand without a foundation. Very soon, it will topple.

  396. Check out SCO's web server... by BigFootApe · · Score: 1
    Netcraft WTSR (What's That Site Running) query for SCO.

    Funny that they aren't using Unixware for their server. Maybe it isn't so good after all. Maybe they've just liquidated their IT department to the point where nobody can do a switchover. With that thought in mind, here's a movie quote:

    You fought for me?!! You manipulated me! Into where I am now - staring at the Brown & Williamson building, it's all dark except for the tenth floor. That's the legal department, that's where they fuck with my life!


    -- Jeffrey Wigand, The Insider
  397. Once Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BSD's are free of these SCO claims.

    To think...if TiVO and Sharp had been sharp, they would have used BSD and avoided these problems.

    1. Re:Once Again by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      You're a troll... but nonetheless... will BSD be free from future claims. The SCO issue itself isn't too much of a big deal. The real problem is the susceptibility of collaborative open source products to IP infringement.

    2. Re:Once Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The eagerness of BSD people to jump on the SCO bandwagon has not been going unnoticed. It shows the true intentions of the BSD camp all along had nothing to do with that "but our license is really free" nonsense.

  398. Ahem... tap-tap-tap by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna say this for the millions of people around the globe that are in the know about this:

    What the Fuck?

    Doing dumb shit to the federal government is not going to get them out of the doghouse any sooner. What are they thinking? They have IP in embedded linux? Last time I checked, most embedded systems were On the chip. They also have no need of JFS. Lessee... The IP claims that SCO made were on SMP and JFS.

    We put two and two together, and we get $39. I just want to give this Darl dude a set of major noogies.

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  399. Priceless by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

    Sharp Zaurus: $200
    SCO embedded license: $32
    AMD 1900+ Barebones Complete: $225
    SCO Linux license: $699

    Complete Linux kernel: Priceless!

    .

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    . Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.
  400. Buying license is just a bolstering tactic by Beatnick · · Score: 1

    By buying a license, I suspect they are making corporations admit to some degree that SCO is right in their suit. The more they buy into this, the more the case is bolstered or they feel that it is bolstered. Anyone else seen a suit go like this? It's unprecidented and definitely out of order.

  401. They just got this from me. by Gleng · · Score: 5, Funny

    email:

    abuse@microsoft.com (fitting, I thought)

    message:

    With regards to the recent issues with infringing code in the linux kernel:

    There's an object of mine in your house. I'm not telling you what it is, or where it is, but it's there, I promise.

    I'm not going to identify the object, but I am going to request that you pay me $700 for the continued use of your house.

    You may, if you wish, sign an NDA to find out the identification of the object, but under the terms of the agreement, you'll never be allowed inside another house again for the rest of your life.

    Alternately, you can agree to waive the licensing fees for the Linux kernel and we can call it even, ok?

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    "Proudly Posting Without Reading The Article"
    1. Re:They just got this from me. by bryanthompson · · Score: 1

      that's one of the best things i've read in a long time! hahaha! good work.

    2. Re:They just got this from me. by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      (pretending to be Gleng):

      Actually, there is not just one object but several dozens, found in many different rooms.

      I do not wish to disclose what these objects are and where they are because otherwise you would just remove them from your house.

      Since I just found the receipts to these objects anybody that in anyway uses you house -family, guests, contractors, pets...- need to purchase a license for the use of your house or may be subject to lawsuits concerning their unlawful use of my property.

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      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  402. Hey pjack by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You know there is a free baysian filter for outlook now. It works very well.

    /responding to your jornal which I looked at to try to figure out if you were a chick or gay.

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    1. Re:Hey pjack by pjack76 · · Score: 1
      You know there is a free baysian filter for outlook now. It works very well.

      Actually I didn't know that. I'd rather deploy Mozilla mind you, but what's the URL for the outlook filter?

      /responding to your jornal which I looked at to try to figure out if you were a chick or gay.

      I know, I know, I should think before I post. :(

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    2. Re:Hey pjack by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the original poster, but I think PopFile kicks much ass, and it works with any POP or (I think) IMAP mail client.

      And it's Free.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    3. Re:Hey pjack by autopr0n · · Score: 1
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  403. This must be good news for ReplayTV then! by VWswing · · Score: 1

    Replay uses VxWorks ..

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  404. What I want to know... by starX · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) When is the torching of the SCO offices mentioned in the poll going to take pace?

    2) Should I bring a few extra torches?

    3) Is it a BYOP (Bring Your Own Pitchfork) party?

  405. Home Addresses? Time for some free catalogs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey,

    Does anyone have the home addresses of Darl McBride, Chris Sontag, and the other SCO execs?

    I'd like to sign them up for a couple hundred free catalogs, some subscriptions to Hustler and maybe a couple linux trade rags. Something like the backlash against that infamous spammer...

    Anyone? I find two "Chris Sontag" listings in Utah, but I'd hate to point my righteous indignation at the wrong person.

    Just google for "free catalog name address city state zip" and see what you turn up.

    bring it!

  406. Comical Ali by thumbtack · · Score: 1

    have a new job working for SCO choosing who to target?

  407. CALL DARL AT HOME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McBride, Darl C

    1799 Vintage Oak Lane
    Holladay, UT 84121
    (801) 424-2006

  408. Wow by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Better hope your home address isn't easy to find you'll find him dangling from the roof tied up in Cat-5 cable and a line of geeks wating to woo you. ;)

    That was about the most disturbing comment I've read in a while. Is it any wonder she dates a non-geek?

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    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I can say is you get disturbed pretty easily. I laughed my ass off at the comment, especially the Cat5 detail.

      Fight the geek fight!

    2. Re:Wow by duck_prime · · Score: 1
      Better hope your home address isn't easy to find you'll find him dangling from the roof tied up in Cat-5 cable and a line of geeks wating to woo you. ;)

      That was about the most disturbing comment I've read in a while. [...]
      Yeah, I mean cat-5 cable? You'd get way, way better holding power with coax. Jesus!
  409. Just a Thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, how about Oracle or IBM make a hostile takeover to appease SCO's shareholders and then tear them up and spit them out.

    I know it's sorta violent, but is anyone taking these A&&H@les seriously?

    I don't know any serious companies that use Unixware/Xenix or whatever they produce anymore.

  410. Please, make this a poll by Dareth · · Score: 1

    I personally vote for them both being lesbians... hopefully with some Bit Torent links forthcoming for proof... but odds are they are both Cowboy Neal... then the gays would have it!!

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    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    1. Re:Please, make this a poll by DGtlRift · · Score: 1

      If both posts were from Cowboy Neal then it would be AUTOsexual, not HOMOsexual

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  411. Lets see what SCO owes. by Zapdos · · Score: 1
    $699 for 80 lines of code comes to $8.74 per line of code.

    The linux kernel source has well over 1526722 lines of code. See reference here

    This means that SCO owes $13,339,034.48 for each copy of linux it distributed.

  412. Protest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldnt it be nice if we could find where Darl C. Mcbride lived, and then get directions to his house?

  413. Some kind of twisted entrapment? by prestidigital · · Score: 1
    "This situation is rather odd in a lot of ways," said Gordon Haff, a senior analyst at Illuminata (Nashua, N.H.). For instance, SCO was formerly Caldera International Inc., a Linux distributor and developer before it abandoned Linux to focus on Unix, Haff noted.

    So...before they were doing this they were making money by encouraging people to use (w/o a license) a product for which they are now insisting no one has the right to use (w/o a license)?! Am I missing something here?

    1. Re:Some kind of twisted entrapment? by frkiii · · Score: 1

      No, you are not missing anything.

      You stated exactly what has happened.

      The rest of SCO's "show" is just window dressing.

      Except for the pump and dump stock scheme, er... I mean "strategy".

  414. Death by Firing Squad by core+plexus · · Score: 1
    In a related news item: "Utah's Sentencing Commission just completed a study of Capital Punishment in Utah and is looking into repealing the firing squad. Utah is the only state still providing that option."
    full story

    Let's wait until the verdict is handed down against SCO.

    -cp-

  415. Well, knowing the U.S. government.. by mcc · · Score: 1

    Remember, this is DARPA that scox is going to be dealing with here.

    Knowing DARPA, they'll probably spend $6.2 million on developing, procuring, testing, and contracting, followed by months of budget and schedule overruns, only at the end of it all to produce "Hey, did you hear the latest news! SCO says they have a patent on oxygen! They want licensing fees from EVERYBODY!"

    Then the spokesperson will burst into flames, as a buffer overflow in the joke is exploited by a script kiddy using a free dial-up ISP in Romania.

  416. Re:SCO - FOR THE RECORD by slappyjack · · Score: 1

    I happen to know pjack76.
    pjack is short for "Penelope Jequeline".
    now all of you can relax.

  417. Shenanigans by SB5 · · Score: 1

    I call shenanigans! Or for the common or lay folk, bullshit!

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    it is because it is supposed to be. just laugh
  418. Re:Quickly degenerating into the really bizarre .. by screenrc · · Score: 1

    Yes, but many could argue that SCO/Calder does
    not intent to win in court. If the target is
    Linux (as per Microsoft instructions), then
    all the have to do is raise hell at regular intervals between now
    and the court date. It is a lot cheaper than
    buying time in TV to counter the Linux threat.
    FUD- mouthing does not cost money. It's free.
    And besides, the company that owns slashdot
    is all too happy to spread the word every 5 hours.

  419. Interesting thought... by lscotte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Awww crap!

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  420. Ha! by LeeRagans · · Score: 1

    They make me laugh.

    Next we will have Turning's relative claim we all him a fee for any computers.

  421. Re:Get your insider sales info straight from sec.g by mec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Only one director was clever enough (in my opinion) to sell everything he has immediately.

    Opinder Bawa, VP of Engineering, sold everything he had a couple of months ago.

    You have to go back to March for all the sales and probably 12 months for the purchases. It's a lot of slogging.

    For example, the dilution of shares used in buying up the other company?

    Off the top of my head (might be wrong), those are Form 3's, Form S-1's, and Form 8-K (other events). Also look in the 10-Q's for "total number of shares outstanding" and "fully diluted share counts". The shares have to appear there eventually.

    Buying Vultus for shares was a slick move, all right.

    And can YOU find anywhere offering prices on Put Options available for SCOX?

    I've looked, but not found them.

    There would be a couple of problems with options. First, there are people who have material non-public information. Think of everybody who works in the SCO's law offices, and all their friends who trade favors with each other. An options market maker would be trading against people who are doing exactly this, and there will be a lot more of them for SCOX then there are for a normal stock.

    Second, this is such a humongous story stock that there is not enough liquidity in the stock. Even if there is no manipulation, it's still possible for news to whipsaw the stock violently. I have already suffered that once.

    It's like a dot-com. It is trading on some kind of emotional resonance, not on business prospects. And there is not enough stock to go around -- just like the dot-com.

    Think of the most rabid anti-open-source people you've ever met. Software is useless unless it comes from a company, linux developers are dirty hippies and amateurs, all that stuff. These people now have a way to express their emotional revulsion for open source by buying SCOX. And there's not much SCOX to go around so the price can bubble.

    I believe the time to short SCOX is when it's going DOWN. I'm not even going to try to call the top. The idea is that the rabid stock owners will be in denial and will not sell immediately, so that the price will take some time to drop -- that it won't go from $12 to $5 overnight, but there will be plenty of time to short in at, say $7.

    The denial period for dot-coms lasted three years!

    And if I'm wrong and it does go from $12 to $3 overnight? Then I missed out. But everybody who shorts now might get taken to $20 before the bubble bursts.

  422. SCO... by ZvlvLord · · Score: 1

    Soviet Russia in:

    1. Profit
    2. ???
    3. ???
    4. Stolen Linux code in the SCO codebase fixes broken SCO code.

  423. Here a idea to get the SCO code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone should sign the nda with SCO then accidently let the linux community hack into their computer...

  424. SCO just "jumped the shark" by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Taking on IBM was quixotic at best, and certainly foolhardy, but THIS move? Demanding $700 a seat from the gummint, even one as transparently corrupt as the Bush Admin? Now that takes NOIVE I TELL YA.

    And then spread FUD upon the rabid TiVo masses? And make concrete monetary demands? That's beyond the pale.

    Complete fucking idiots. They jumped the shark. They are totally fucking doomed.

    RS

    --
    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
  425. Write some bots, kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make a request to:

    http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/thanks.html

    with some request params:

    location=206 (United States)
    category=9 (Sales)
    Email=csontag@sco.com
    subject=SCO+sucks+ ass
    message=biteme

    So:

    wget -O /dev/null 'http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/thanks.html?l ocation=206&category=9&Email=csontag@sco.com&subje ct=SCO+sucks+ass&message=biteme'

    shazam!

  426. They basically admit it all in their risk factors by _KiTA_ · · Score: 5, Informative

    SCO Risk Factors

    Jesus. Read some of this stuff, it basically outlines exactly what they've been trying. It was Filed on the 13th of June.

    Risk Factors

    We do not have a history of profitable operations.

    The April 30, 2003, quarter was our first quarter of profitability. If we do not receive SCOsource licensing revenue in future quarters and our revenue from the sale of our operating system platform products and services continues to decline, we will need to further reduce operating expenses in order to maintain profitability or generate positive cash flow. If we are unable to generate positive cash flow from operations, we will not be able to implement our business plan without additional funding, which may not be available to us.

    Our future SCOsource licensing revenue is uncertain.

    We initiated the SCOsource licensing effort in January 2003 to review the status of UNIX licensing and sublicensing agreements and to identify others in the industry that may be currently using our intellectual property without obtaining the necessary licenses. This effort resulted in the execution of two license agreements during the April 30, 2003 quarter. These two license agreements will be typical of those we expect to enter into with developers, manufacturers, and distributors of operating systems in that they are non-exclusive, perpetual, royalty-free, paid up licenses to utilize the UNIX source code, including the right to sublicense that code. Due to a lack of historical experience and the uncertainties related to SCOsource licensing revenue, we are unable to estimate the amount and timing of future licensing revenue, if any. If we do receive revenue from this source, it may be sporadic and fluctuate from quarter to quarter. SCOsource licensing revenue is unlikely to produce stable, predictable revenue for the foreseeable future.

    There's so much more...

    Pursuit of the litigation against IBM and, potentially, others will be costly, and we expect our costs for legal fees could be substantial. In addition, we may experience a decrease in revenue as a result of the loss of sales of Linux products and initiatives previously undertaken jointly with IBM and others affiliated with IBM. We anticipate that participants in the Linux industry will seek to influence participants in the markets in which we sell our products to reduce or eliminate the amount of our products and services that they purchase. There is also a risk that the assertion of our intellectual property rights will be negatively viewed by participants in our marketplace and we may lose support from such participants. Any of the foregoing could adversely affect our position in the marketplace and our results of operations.

    Go read. Now. Jesus christ. They have like 3 pages of this stuff.

  427. The DoJ should sue SCO right now. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    I believe it is high time for the DoJ to go after SCO for violating antitrust laws by abusing patent and copyright laws.

    For those who don't know, the US Government successfully sued the United Shoe Manufacturing Company in the 1940's because the Feds said United Shoe was abusing patent laws to keep out competitors (United Shoe held several critical patents on machines that help assemble shoes). SCO is trying to act like United Shoe, and the Feds aren't going to stand for such bullying tactics.

  428. trying to prove linux community are immature? by helo · · Score: 1

    they know that by doing this, they will get flamed in all sorts of horrible ways. maybe that is why they are doing it...

    is their next move to start a smear campaign against the linux community itself?

    hell, it's worth a try!

  429. What are they trying to do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    At what point will the smoke clear and SCO reappear as a company with something to offer consumers ?


    I don't know what SCO actually sell - certainly if they have a product to offer people it's difficult to discern from the smoke they are pumping out.


    Further more, with their involvement in rampant epilectic law suit's, coupled with a large amount of FUD, I would be afraid to get into any legally binding arrangement that may draw me in.


    They seem intent on creating the appearance of being a leprous company.


    I can't see what they are going to achieve - I don't know what they are worth as a company, but I am beginning to suspect that this is a smoke screen to cover the fact that they have no product, no market, and probably no future in the technology services sector and they are trying to keep their stock portfolio up so that people don's ask Enron style questions of them.


    Somebody send the auditor in please !

    1. Re:What are they trying to do ? by shadowofdarkness · · Score: 1

      They do have a product it is Unix System V

  430. Re:SCO - FOR THE RECORD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liar. He posted just before you, jackass.

    He is Gay!

  431. Call in the DEA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is obvious that they are smoking some powerful illegal narcotics to be this delusional. Since they're not sharing, call in the Narcs!

  432. Just wondering... by smagruder · · Score: 1

    Can flash mobs be used for Darl lynchings? This man and his rotten company are out of f*cking control.

    --
    Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
  433. Nuclear testing in Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for the DoD to do a bit of nuclear testing in Utah.

    Nuke SCO till they glow!

  434. Payment in full... by jimmydigital · · Score: 1

    Dear SCO..

    After much soul searching I have decided to pay your asking price for all my dozens of servers... You can expect payment in full to arrive any time now... I'll be dropping canvas sacks filled with $700 in pennies from a height of 10k feet onto various points on and around your main office... If the office is closed I may deliver payment directly to the homes of your CEO and other officers of the company... I wouldn't want to be late in making the payment.

    Cheers.. and heads up!

    --
    Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -HLM
  435. maybe ESR should do some target practice in Utah by ksheff · · Score: 1

    Given that SCO slaps their copyright header on every damn thing they ship, these 'hundreds of copyrighted files' may very well be the terminfo source files and /etc/termcap. Doesn't ESR maintain this stuff? If so, they are literally taking what he and many others have created, putting their copyright notice on it, and claiming that it is theirs. I wouldn't think that they would claim the skunkworks (GNU utils for SCO) as theirs, but with this bunch you never know.

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    the good ground has been paved over by suicidal maniacs
  436. Mod This Post UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post deserves to be mod'd up. It has good info and is heartfelt

  437. doesnt embedded systems include PDAs? by RouterSlayer · · Score: 1

    correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't SCOs claims against embedded systems include PDAs like Sony's CLIE, so on and so forth?

    and doesnt this also include AMD and Intel ? for all the embedded stuff they are now into?

    And doesn't it also includ the US military which uses linux embedded systems in just about everything?

    and doesn't it also include George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic (ILM), S. Speilburg productions, and Viacom who all use Linux systems (embedded and otherwise) to produce movies, shows, etc etc ?

    uhm, isnt Viacom big enough to buy M$ out of petty cash ?

    and lets talk real estate, dont they also use Linux? I mean, the largest firms in the world use this stuff, companies whose market caps gross bigger than most countries.

    And SCO is going to try and piss them all off?
    they're fucking mentally unstable!

    you just need one of these big guys to blink (NSA, US DOD/DND), Sony, Viacom, etc and poof, no more SCO...

    Darl McBride to US DOD: "Uh, yer aware you now oh us $699 for each and every soldier on the field right?"

    US DOD: "Uhm... No.... We're aware that we just saved 90% by lauching one of our cold war nukes that needed testing on your location... There will be a cheque in the mail for $10,000 for complying with this testing, unfortunately you wont be alive to collect. We're sorry for any inconvience... "

    yes it was done before, but my *god* SCO is, well, beyond stupid, beyond insane, beyond sad. We need to invent a new word just to describe this new place they're in.... anyone? :)

    1. Re:doesnt embedded systems include PDAs? by Lord+Custos · · Score: 1

      US DOD: "Uhm... No.... We're aware that we just saved 90% by lauching one of our cold war nukes that needed testing on your location... There will be a cheque in the mail for $10,000 for complying with this testing, unfortunately you wont be alive to collect. We're sorry for any inconvience... "

      If Slartibartfast were here, I'm sure his recorded voice would remind Darl:
      "It it most gratifying" says the recorded voice of the Magrathean recording "that your enthusiasm for this lawsuit continues unabated. And we would so like to assure you that the Cruise Missiles en route to your location are part of a special service we extend to all our more...excitable...clients. The fully armed Nuclear Warheads are merely a courtesy detail. We do not look forward to your patronage when you revert back to being 'Caldera' in future lives. Thank You."

  438. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I give SCO the finger, and you give me me my phone call.....

    Or something like that. :-)

  439. Re:Congrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your pro-Linux stance may win you friends on Slashdot, but facts hold up better ... last time I checked the server version of the Win product supported 4 processors out of the box (and it doesn't include HT procs in the count). In addition, we're talking OS-only. You seem to think people are running productivity apps on their enterprise systems. If you're talking desktop the pro versions support 2 out of the box for far less than $699. You're assumptions about using Open Office and the Linux Exchange client are well-placed, but off target as well. Who are you to assume that any enterprise would be willing to risk their core information infrastructure on open source products? Companies want accountability and there's no one to point the finger at with Open Source. While these products make cute imitations of brand name solutions like Outlook, Exchange and Office ... not many people have been fired for going with the standard. Linux is great for embedded systems and enterprise data warehouses (if it can survive the sco suit for taking SMP tech) ... but TCO is a wash. You can't really say that you've saved $200 on an office license if you spend $1000 on retraining someone to use Linux and Open Office.

  440. Why fight it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't SCO wait until just before the trial, and then just fold-up? Take what money they can, and avoid the problems of a court battle by going out of business, profits made, risks avoided?

    1. Re:Why fight it? by borgheron · · Score: 1

      No. The company's management can, under certain conditions, still be held *personally* liable.

      Later, GJC

      --
      Gregory Casamento
      ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  441. Re:Congrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your pro-Linux stance may win you friends on Slashdot, but facts hold up better ... last time I checked the server version of the Win product supported 4 processors out of the box (and it doesn't include HT procs in the count). In addition, we're talking OS-only. You seem to think people are running productivity apps on their enterprise systems. If you're talking desktop the pro versions support 2 out of the box for far less than $699. You're assumptions about using Open Office and the Linux Exchange client are well-placed, but off target as well. Who are you to assume that any enterprise would be willing to risk their core information infrastructure on open source products? Companies want accountability and there's no one to point the finger at with Open Source. While these products make cute imitations of brand name solutions like Outlook, Exchange and Office ... not many people have been fired for going with the standard. Linux is great for embedded systems and enterprise data warehouses (if it can survive the sco suit for taking SMP tech) ... but TCO is a wash. You can't really say that you've saved $200 on an office license if you spend $1000 on retraining someone to use Linux and Open Office.

  442. See, Microsoft's TCO is lower! by Skim123 · · Score: 1

    SCO will make Linux free as in "not".

    --

    I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

  443. Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder how much Bill is paying SCO to put Linux out of business...

  444. Why is no developer suing SCO ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is not SCO trying to collect royalties on other developer code in Linux that cannot be charged for under the GPL? Would it not be possible to sue them for violating the GPL on the rest of the code that they do not claim is theirs that they are including in the royalty payments? Do they not have to supply the non-SCO code (assuming there is any SCO code in the first place)in source form if they are trying to sell it (via royalties)? Well, unfortunately I am neither a developer or Laywer, but it would be another interesting twist on things....

  445. Thank you for your support. by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    It makes a real difference to know that what I write is appreciated.

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  446. New military slogan: by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

    Only God can judge Darl McBride. It's our job to arrange the meeting.

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    !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
  447. SCO is suing 5 year old kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just out SCO is suing 5 year kids who cries a lot. SCO issued a warning to the 5 year old toddlers that their cring is related to System V IP code violation. SCO will not disclose any further info about that till the kids sends SCO 5 LBS of candy by OCT 5 if it is beyond that then SCO owns rights to all their candies for the rest of their life.

  448. As much as I loathe SCO... by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

    You do have to admit they have jumbo coconut balls!

    Now die you stinkin' SCO scum! Die! Die! DIE!!!!

    (are they dead yet?)

    --

    No matter where you go... there you are.
    1. Re:As much as I loathe SCO... by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      "...they have jumbo coconut balls"

      Just a bigger target and easier to kick!

      --

      Go permanent? In your dreams and my worst nightmares.
  449. Meh by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Personaly I'd rather laugh at the hardships of people in countries which I am not in.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:Meh by loucura! · · Score: 1

      True, but then it doesn't have the taste of bitter cynicism, and humor is like coffee, always best black.

      --
      Black and grey are both shades of white.
  450. Population sample by Vryl · · Score: 1

    Your accounting is off. Let's see, there were what, somewhere near 11 clear handles replying to the original female outing post, plus several ACs. Given a general prevalence of homosekshul-type persons in the broad populace (10% or less), we can conclude that 1 or 2 of you respondants are gay.

    Unfortunately, you cannot conclude this. There is no evidence that this is a representative sample of the population. It is likely to be otherwise.

    Even assuming the 10% in the general popluation is correct (it's disputed result that came from a Kinsey survey, iirc), you cannot extrapolate it to this population segment.

    I would assume that the majority of slashdot consists of white educated males, disproportionate to the general population. What the degree of homosexuality in this population is, I cannot tell.

    Possibly higher than the norm, I guess ...

    For a story about a famous non-representative sample I suggest you see:

    http://www.pbs.org/fmc/segments/progseg7.htm

  451. What is SCO up 2? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

    Could anyone at sco think they have any chance to get away with this crap after threating US government agencies? If anything, shouldn't they want to get the US government on their side. I bet the execs are trying to find all the ways that they can cash out big time before the boat sinks. I hope the SEC gets into this and puts Daryl boy in jail and a big man named bubba makes Daryl his bitch.

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    If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
    it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
  452. Don't worry it's been taken care of by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just cut and pasted the linux kernel sources into their feedback form. I was going to give them back just the infringing parts but since I couldn't find them I figured the whole source tree would be best.

    I wonder how big their feedback database can grow.

    1. Re:Don't worry it's been taken care of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we going to have to start wearing t-shirts with the kernel code on it?

      I dunno if a t-shirt that big would fit even the largest geek ;)

  453. What version of the kernel does TiVo use? by CatOne · · Score: 1

    I've had my TiVo for... er... I think 2 years now. I wonder if it's using the 2.4 or the 2.2 kernel.

    Their suit specifically mentions 2.4 (or later I'd guess) kernels but TiVo may use an earlier kernel of course I'd guess they don't want to be TOO specific so they'd grab mad coinage from those who can't find their TiVo kernel version.

    Er, okay I'm done.

  454. re; What will the Chinese do? by MisterMook · · Score: 1

    The Chinese aren't the most respectful nations towards IP anyway. I think they'll just cheerfully point out their Karl Marx, billion+ population, and nukes and ask SCO if they'd like a fortune cookie with that Chow Mein.

  455. Conspiracy theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several years earlier SCO instructs an employee to put copyrighted material into Linux kernel. Then sue everyone using Linux but won't tell what pieces of code were introduced into the kernel. Lawsuit brings destruction of one of the serious Unix competitors in the Intel market with the possibility of revenue from the suit.

  456. "Consult" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is it, to give advice or to ask for advice?

    My dictionaries are unclear on it.

  457. Psst... buddy, your link doesn't work. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    ??? Is that supposed to be Satan then?

    --
    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
    1. Re:Psst... buddy, your link doesn't work. by NortWind · · Score: 1

      Oops, try here... sorry!

    2. Re:Psst... buddy, your link doesn't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha, SCO and Mormons! Haha, I get it, 'cos SCO has an office in Utah, and thats like, where Mormons live! Hahaha!

      Oh wait, thats not funny and you're a prick. On the bright side, not being Mormon myself means that I can happily tell you to go fuck yourself, I hope you die of rectal cancer and your pets all get run over by a drunk construction worker in his pickup truck. Preferably all this will happen just after you loose all your lifes savings.

    3. Re:Psst... buddy, your link doesn't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now why would someone loose their life savings?

    4. Re:Psst... buddy, your link doesn't work. by waitigetit · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's too tight?

      --
      I could care less, but not without a lobotomy
    5. Re:Psst... buddy, your link doesn't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now why would you continue to fuck horses?

  458. Re:Quickly degenerating into the really bizarre .. by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

    Not at all. First rule of litigation is to sue everyone. And there pizza delevery guys. And "unnamed plaintifs" as well.

  459. SCO by appler · · Score: 1

    "Okay, I may be down, but I'm going to (attempt to) take all you goddamn Linux users with me! For no particular reason!"

  460. Re:stocks and Stallman by cornice · · Score: 1

    I agree completely. I've said this before. SCO's behavior is irrational from all other perspectives. You want to know what this is about? Take a step back and ask yourself who benefits from all this crap. That's who is behind this.

  461. Lose!==lose (you loser) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text

    1. Re:Lose!==lose (you loser) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really now, if you're going to be a dipshit get it right at least.

  462. Re:Quickly degenerating into the really bizarre .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some sick fantasies you have.

    McBride is a thief. Whether he's shooting for quick stock cash, operating on Microsoft's wishes, or just doing what he thinks is his company's best interest, he's no worse than a common thief.

    A thief's arguably better than a sadistic fuck like you.

  463. Call Darl directly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee I hope no one signs Darl up for gay porn or anything...

    Darl C McBride
    1799 Vintage Oak Ln
    Salt Lake City, UT 84121-6539
    (801)424-2006

    That would suck... so to speak...

  464. Why not just "turn in" your unlicensed linux code by dch · · Score: 1

    We could all just email SCO with our sharp zaruas roms, linux kernel code tars, and linux isos as a form of apology for vililating their ip rights.

  465. Utah Repealing Execution by Firing Squad... by RobK · · Score: 1

    ... coincidence?

    If we give them $32 will they go away?

    Rob

  466. SCO can have my TiVo.... by westies-from-hell · · Score: 1

    when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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    "Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy!" -- Narrator, Powerpuff Girls
  467. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bag.cat->out()

  468. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say these people are professional crooks, but who work within the bounds of the law. They're basically admitting that they plan to take the money and run.

  469. Re:Congrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    last time I checked the server version of the Win product supported 4 processors out of the box (and it doesn't include HT procs in the count).
    Yes,and MS supports XP on 256M of ram, but it does not do it well. The same is true windows on more than 2 cpu. It is a waste of money.
    You seem to think people are running productivity apps on their enterprise systems. If you're talking desktop the pro versions support 2 out of the box for far less than $699.
    By looking at the above, the grandparent posting was obviously geared towards the desktop, not the server. And yes, it does cost and arm and a leg. And the numbers are worse for the server version.
    Who are you to assume that any enterprise would be willing to risk their core information infrastructure on open source products? Companies want accountability and there's no one to point the finger at with Open Source.
    Good point. Why would companies like Target, Walmart, Amazon, HP, IBM, American Airlines, most of Wall Street, almost all of the CG industry, etc, etc ever want to trust their data to Open Source? I wouldn't. But I would trust my data to the best low cost solution which just happens to be Linux.
    Case in point on that is check netcraft for % of the net running IIS vs Apache. You can correctly assume that Apache is not run often on Windows. I also check any major cracks that I see on-line. In the last 2 years, all stolen cards that make the news are from Windows boxes. The last non-windows box that I saw was Sun on www.playboy.com. That speaks about security.

    While these products make cute imitations of brand name solutions like Outlook, Exchange and Office ... not many people have been fired for going with the standard
    Then why are you here trolling? You are almost certainly from a MS or SCO background. You know what is here. Yet you are trolling a joke.
    ... but TCO is a wash.
    Other that companies that are funded by MS, everybody disagrees with that statement. If it were true, we would constantly be hearing about companies that moved from Linux/OSS to Windows. I do read about some cases where it happened, but it always seems to involve some input of cash by MS.
    You can't really say that you've saved $200 on an office license if you spend $1000 on retraining someone to use Linux and Open Office.
    Actually, you have it backwards. It is saving 1000's of dollars on software and support for about 1 days (or less) worth of training. Well worth.

    You people from MS/SCO can keep trolling/FUDing, but you are losing just due to the realities. MS is bound to lose just due to history. Nobody stays on top forever. Particularly when they are a bad company ( in product and ethics).

  470. Hit SCO where it hurts by EqualSlash · · Score: 1

    Get the message to SCO's customers. Inform them about SCO's Unethical Business Practices. When they lose their existing customers, they would learn a lesson - Don't Be Obtrusively Greedy !

    1. Re:Hit SCO where it hurts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will likely not work.
      Nobody in his right mind is still a current customer of SCO. All their customers are legacy customers, who have made the decision to use SCO for some vertical market application 10 to 15 years ago, and still have an installed base and/or need extra licenses for new shop openings etc.

      Whenever these projects go into a rewrite they will of course drop SCO (and most likely move over to Windows).

  471. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by alwynschoeman · · Score: 1

    You are obviously not an idiot, reconsidering the language you use would do wonders for your future.

  472. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

    Sorry about that. I was just dumbfounded that less than a week before this all began (?) they basically spelled out their entire game plan to the SEC like that.

  473. Before I spend $699 I like to ask a few questions by noldrin · · Score: 1

    Currently I am using a copy of Linux that was not purchased from any company. If I buy a Linux license from your company, what protection do I get? Will this money plus interest be returned if it is found in court that you have no legal ownership over the Linux system? What happens if your actions invalidates the GPL terms and I am no longer able to use Linux? Will I get copies of replacement software instead? Since I would be buying a license from you, I assume I will be getting technical support for my system and you are taking full liability for the Linux software that I may use. Is this correct? What upgrade schedule do you commit to offer me for my Linux system? I have several system issues that need immediate addressing. I await for acceptable answers to these questions before I buy your product. Thank you and have a good day.

  474. Wonder if they read these ... by merdaccia · · Score: 1

    Worth a shot ... maybe they'll go bankrupt paying their broadband fees. Anyway, here's my submission to their contact page:

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    To whom it may concern (which is probably everyone working in your soon to be a Chapter 11 footnote),

    Could you do the world a favour and inform us why on earth you're pursuing licensing fees in the alleged copied code in the Linux 2.4 kernel? Being an ex-Linux shop no less? I realize that you failed miserably in the Linux market, but instead of reevaluating your business model, you chose to pursue the UNIX market. As UNIX loses ground daily to Linux and the BSDs, do you honestly think Linux royalties will increase the demand for UNIX? Which part of how Open Source works don't you understand?

    For one thing, the suits are frivolous. Should your claims be found to be valid, how long do you think it will take for the SMP code in the 2.4 kernel to be rewritten and rereleased? This is how the Open Source community works. Having a corporate background, it makes sense that Linux kernel development turnaround times are beyond your comprehension, but rest assured, any offensive code will be removed from 2.4 before you make your first dollar. Users will then simply upgrade to the new kernel, and nobody will owe you anything. The only thing you'll have gained is a bad reputation, and given your current earnings reports, a bad reputation will be the trailing period on that Chapter 11 footnote I mentioned.

    The damage to your reputation may already be done, but don't make it worse. Your executives selling their stock isn't helping any either. Either start afresh while you have some semblance of a company left, or you might as well file for bankruptcy now. Don't think you have nothing to lose. You have a name that used to be respected, and you do still have a company. And as such you have leverage. This is not the time to start lawsuits and alienate any friends you may have left in the business.

    Sincerely,
    the Clue Bat
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  475. Too funny--the Gandhi quote seems to apply here.. by sudog · · Score: 1

    First they ignore you.
    Then they laugh at you.
    Then they fight you.
    Then you win.

    Seems like there's been a progression through the first three: We ignored SCO when they were first bringing this up. We laughed at them when they started asking for crazy licensing fees. Now we're fighting them with lawsuits.

    It'll be fun to sit back and see whether #4 happens or not.

    You know what would really suck though? IBM doing this deliberately in a titanic effort to destroy Linux as a competitor. Imagine the kind of evil that ploy would require; after all--since when did IBM suddenly become our friend? They used to be the big brother-like enemy, remember?

    This is just too funny. I'm glad the BSDs have been SCM'd in CVS and Perforce right from the beginning--any foul play is completely recorded and there's no question about who stuffed in a piece of code where. Unfortunately with Linux, it was all patches up until Linux started using BitKeeper--easy to track down, but still a bit of a pain to grok it all.

  476. credible? by twitter · · Score: 2, Informative
    They've gone from seeming credible and aggressive to humorous and generally a giant joke

    What part of this bullshit has ever been credible? The whole idea of accusing people who open their code up for public review theives was utter bullshit from day one. Only someone completely imersed in closed source nonsense would have given any of this a second thought. People who write their code from scratch and give it away as free have no need whatsoever to "steal" anyone else's code. That's what losers like Microsoft do. Anything that anyone might have maliciously put into the kernel can be removed and replaced in a mater of days if only SCO had any to point to. SCO's losses from 80 lines of code are as imposible to prove as the code is impossible to point at. It's never been funny, it's always been a huge insult. I'm not laughing about it.

    I'm happy Microsoft put these idiots up to this. Anyone in the technical world with the slightest clue hates SCO and Microsoft with a virulent hatred by now. It takes about 2 seconds to explain what free software it to a complete neophyte, and another 2 seconds for them to understand how stupid this SCO shit is. The backlash will have more people than ever bailing out of Microsoft.

    Here's a good example of how much resentment exists out there, and something that did make me laugh. Today, I talked to a young lady who was so agrivated by Microsoft's licensing that she cursed out a service representative over the phone from her place of work. She mentioned something about "hacked code". She was amazed to learn that free software was not some kind of backroom conspiracy to steal code, that it was all legal, legitimate and intended to be shared, not some "cracked junk from Cairo that phones home to share porn or God knows what." I cracked up when realized that Microsoft's service department had been cursed out by a young lady studying at a seminary of the same denomination that gave us Mr. Rodgers.

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    1. Re:credible? by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      LOL! Exactamondo!

      I live in South Dakota near Sturgis, where the big bike rally is in full swing right now, and last night I was in a local bar, talking to a lawyer from Nevada (6'7" 260 lbs, greasy leathers, and we're talking about IT and legalese :) and after I explained the SCO debacle to him, he literally fell off his stool laughing. Said he's going to start following it (and visit slashdot) and that he cannot WAIT for the SEC to slap Darl and Co. back into the Jurassic (his exact words).

      That was cool beyond words.

      realityshunt

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    2. Re:credible? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I'm happy Microsoft put these idiots up to this. Anyone in the technical world with the slightest clue hates SCO and Microsoft with a virulent hatred by now. It takes about 2 seconds to explain what free software it to a complete neophyte, and another 2 seconds for them to understand how stupid this SCO shit is. The backlash will have more people than ever bailing out of Microsoft.

      Agreed. One thing that should have been in the article (my addition in bold) was from the following paragraph:

      John Weathersby, chairman of the Open Source Software Institute said the government clients he works with have no immediate plans to pay the fee. The Oxford, Miss.-based nonprofit Open Source Software Institute was founded in 2001 to promote government use of open-source software, or software in which the source code is included with the software package. As all software was, prior to the rise of Microsoft.

      Or something similar; perhaps "As all software was back in the days of mainframes" to be less MS-bashing. But they deserve it -- Bill Gates is primarily responsible for the closed-source model of software, based on some of his early writings when he started Microsoft.

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  477. Why aren't the script kiddies fucking SCO? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    The only thing I can't figure out is why www.sco.com is still reachable.

    When the RIAA started making noise, they got fucked over on a regular basis.

    1. Re:Why aren't the script kiddies fucking SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cause they can't find SCO servers running anywhere, ZERO SALES!!! That's how all this started.

  478. hmm Microsoft and SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like microsoft must be behind SCO on this one

  479. Re:Too funny--the Gandhi quote seems to apply here by buss_error · · Score: 1
    You know what would really suck though? IBM doing this deliberately in a titanic effort to destroy Linux as a competitor. Imagine the kind of evil that ploy would require; after all--since when did IBM suddenly become our friend? They used to be the big brother-like enemy, remember?

    IBM's medium server (RS6000, 390) road map has been solidly Linux for some time. I doubt that after the money they poured into Linux, they would want to cut off it's head.

    Evil they may be, stupid too, sometimes, but not that stupid. Let us not forget that some of the big wigs in the large shops are Linux fans, and have ROI to back them up. A dangerous pair that; Passion and the facts.

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  480. SCO execs selling stock by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Check this out: SCO insider trading. Essentially, Senior Vice President Reginald Broughton has made half a million dollars over the last 2 weeks by selling SCO stock. Senior Vice President Michael Wilson has done the same. Now why would they do this with SCOs prospects for lucrative Linux licensing deals just around the corner?

    The SEC will probably be looking into SCO very soon. Or what's left of them. They will be the next Enron.

    1. Re:SCO execs selling stock by sn0wcrash · · Score: 1

      Can you be an Enron without billions in the bank? haha I type this sitting next to a former Enron employee and as a former rivals employee.

    2. Re:SCO execs selling stock by DanBrusca · · Score: 1

      >> Can you be an Enron without billions in the bank?

      Well, it appears Enron were ;)

    3. Re:SCO execs selling stock by sn0wcrash · · Score: 1

      Damn.. you have me there! I gotta clean the coke of my monitor now...

  481. Now SCO's guilty of fraud! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anyone know if SCO is successfully collecting on this? Is money being made?

    Lets assume that they are. And lets assume they loose the lawsuit, and are proven not to own any Linux code.

    What then? Do those people get their money back?


    Well...no. It's a pretty safe guess that SCO isn't dumb. They'll be setting you up with a license (note: one may want to be fucking careful signing into licensing agreements with SCO, considering IBM's situation) that says that they won't press charges against you for any claims they have on Linux, or something along those lines. You aren't *buying* anything.

    What happens to the SCO execs?

    My guess was that originally, they'd just walk way from this, as a pump-n-dump. If so, it's going to happen soon. You don't go after the US government and expect them to just sit there and not examine the legal issues. They'll probably be dumping within a month.

    They may have taken this too far, though. They're in so many newspapers that they may get hung out to dry for fraud. Kinda like Enron. You can only screw N people with M media attention before you start getting into hot water.

    1. Re:Now SCO's guilty of fraud! by clarkc3 · · Score: 2, Informative
      My guess was that originally, they'd just walk way from this, as a pump-n-dump. If so, it's going to happen soon.

      Most of their exec's already have done the dump part, so whens the walk away part going to happen?

    2. Re:Now SCO's guilty of fraud! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      >>Well...no. It's a pretty safe guess that SCO isn't dumb. They'll be setting you up with a license (note: one may want to be fucking careful signing into licensing agreements with SCO, considering IBM's situation) that says that they won't press charges against you for any claims they have on Linux, or something along those lines. You aren't *buying* anything. One thing I remember from watching way too much Law and Order (which still does not make me a lawyer) is that contracts can never be used as a shield against criminal charges, and if the activities that brought about the contract were criminal, then the contract is null and void. btw, once again, ianal. So if SCOs activities are determined to be fraudulent, then yes you can sue them, or more precicely, what is left of them.

    3. Re:Now SCO's guilty of fraud! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the execs have dumped their stock....then they are probably going to bet against the stock.

      starting sometime.....right about ....

      NOW!

    4. Re:Now SCO's guilty of fraud! by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      "They'll probably be dumping within a month."

      Actually from the SEC's site I've noticed they have been dumping for some time. Yahoo's finance also will display their sales over the last few months.

      btw, check this out. IBM FINALLY decided to sue SCO

      About time I say

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    5. Re:Now SCO's guilty of fraud! by hayesjaj · · Score: 1

      In other news...SCO's stock is down a little under 10%...about a dollar ;-). IBM's stock is up. How many lawsuits does it take to make a small IP broker collapse? We'll soon find out.

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    6. Re:Now SCO's guilty of fraud! by Jetson · · Score: 1
      if the execs have dumped their stock....then they are probably going to bet against the stock.

      The only transactions I looked at in any depth were those of the "Senior VP". He sold 65,000 shares in the last two months, but still has 125,000 to go before he's in a position to start shorting. Still, you would expect the SEC to sit up and take notice when senior managers don't sell any shares for years and then suddenly shed 34% of their holdings overnight.

  482. Smells like Micro$oft, by bercko21 · · Score: 1

    and it stinks!

  483. SCO Information Minister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "IBM employees are commiting mass suicide. Red Hat workers are taking cyanide. There are no tanks in Baghdad. Movie at 11.

  484. My message: by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

    From: billg@microsoft.com Does the easter bunny or santa claus collect for your imaginary license? --end-- enquiring minds want to know

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  485. Dumb Americans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO wants money from everyone using Linux. Because "SCO says" that it's code is in Linux. OK. I get that! But has SCO shown any proof so far that the truth is actually the way it thinks it is?

    Why not wait for the courts to decide whether there is any truth in SCO's allegations? And let the court say what is to be done?

    Even if, and that's a really big IF, the court finds for SCO, there could be some simple remedy, like replacing the code.

    Hell, in most parts of the world, SCO would be a really long time away from collecting

    1. Re:Dumb Americans! by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

      Why not wait for the courts to decide whether there is any truth in SCO's allegations? And let the court say what is to be done?

      Because then SCO might not get any money out of this! And that would be "Not Fair! Not Fair! Not Fair!"

      Not that I'm implying that SCO is run by a bunch of four-year-olds or anything.

  486. SCO ripped off Open Source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone else out there think there is a chance SCO took code from linux that is obviously readily available and will show it in their version of UNIX in court? since no one outside of SCO has seen all of SCO's UNIX code, how would one know if it was their code to begin with?

    1. Re:SCO ripped off Open Source? by LinearBob · · Score: 0

      I agree! How would anyone know if SCO were to steal some source code from Linux and then claim the stealibng was the other way around? SCO has kept their code secret, so only an insider at SCo could possibly blow the whistle, and I don't think that's likely to happen.

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    2. Re:SCO ripped off Open Source? by tkg · · Score: 1

      How would anyone know if SCO were to steal some source code from Linux and then claim the stealibng was the other way around?

      When the cvs logs show that the code was contributed by someone that had absolutely no access to unix source and couldn't possibly have stolen it. Unless, of course, SCO was careful enough to research *who* made the cotributions prior to making their claims on the code.

    3. Re:SCO ripped off Open Source? by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Pardon me, but how the fsck does that post rate an "interesting"?

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    4. Re:SCO ripped off Open Source? by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1

      It's the interesting use of bold script in the whole message...

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  487. Posted from Zaurus c700 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO is insane. This is pure FUD.

    They will never get a single penny from me, ever.

    S.

    ps - their methods are not valid ... just wait for RedHat's action
    to get heard ... SCO is as good as gone. The people who are
    trying to pump up the stock will also not be allowed to keep
    their earnings. It will be sweet. Of course, the real purpose
    of this is FUD ... so MS can use it to try to scare people in
    the future ala 'remember when linux was illegal?' or 'Remember
    when Linux infringed SCO IP?' even though it was never true.

  488. Can the do it? by metalmaniac1759 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can they go aroung asking for money - even without proving themselves in court?

    If they lose the court battle - can Linus (and IBM) sue SCO for defamation - and claim damages?

    Nandz.

    1. Re:Can the do it? by JDBrechtel · · Score: 1

      Sure they can sue them, but what will they get? The lawyers are going to walk away with everything.

  489. Re: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good one, you're not funny and you're wrong. You must be a Kiwi too. How do you like it in Australia? Is the dole looking after you?

  490. SCO stock now dropping by Animats · · Score: 1
    The runup is over. SCO's stock hit a high on July 23, and is off a few points since then.

    Today's announcements from SCO didn't boost the stock at all; it went down a bit.

  491. Why oh why do slashdotters skip words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Guys, I'm posting anonymously to avoid karma whoring, so mod this up for all to read:

    SCO only wants payment from commercial installations of Linux. They are not charging home users.

    Yet....

  492. Geek +Geek = Grief by quinkin · · Score: 1
    My wife is so not a geek it is funny - and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    If I wanted to spend every evening in the same stupic PC vs Mac / PHP vs Java argument and all the rest of the bullshit we geeks carry on with I would have married one of the programmers from work.

    Q.

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  493. Tomatoes on Linux World by wwwillem · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that SCO is going into the 'Linux License' business, may I presume they made a big show and had a large stand at Linux World this week? :-)

    Biggest mistake of the week: NOT inviting them as a keynote speaker. With this summer heat, there must be cases, cases and cases full of tomatoes waiting for a better use than eating or rotting.

    On a different note:

    Still wondering why Americans are still searching those weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. It's getting time for UN inspections in US lawyer's offices, jury rooms and court houses. What happens there is real mass destruction. And unfortunately, you are by now exporting these filthy habits. It is all so disruptive, and you all (from CNN to /.) enjoy it so much. The huge /. crowd replying to this topic, is IMHO not just because of concern for Linux freedom. It is the same as CNN loving terrorism and war. It's sick!!!

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    1. Re:Tomatoes on Linux World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Still wondering why Americans are still searching those weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. It's getting time for UN inspections in US lawyer's offices, jury rooms and court houses. What happens there is real mass destruction.

      The BAD problem is that they don't understand this themselves...

      When the whole world is behaving differently than you or is against you, that is not because the world is abnormal but because you are abnormal yourself.

  494. File a complaint to SEC by Guilly · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can happily go to http://www.sec.gov/complaint/cf942sec9570.htm to file a complaint to SEC regarding SCO and see what happens.

  495. Any IRS suits reading this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Has the IRS offices received any licensing payment demands from sco?

    Time to ream out all sco employees, and all the leech lawyers and employees of the law firms involved with sco. And any former sco employees or lawyers who have profited from the stock price runup when all this shit started.

    Very thorough audits are needed. Start with the above list, then move on to family members that were teenage dependants on earlier tax returns of the above list.

    In my opinion, anyone, whether company suits, company employees, or leech lawyers, or their employees, who employ the tactics that sco and their lawyers are employing, have a propensity to lie, cheat, and steal. Just my opinion. Time for those audits to see if this is accurate or not.

  496. Targeting the Government? by Associate · · Score: 1

    The article was a little light on SCO's dealings with the federal government. But still, if and when they do, it'll be like kicking a cop because you left your door unlocked and your car got broken into.

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  497. Re:Congrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the editors wonder why people hate the lameness filter... It doesn't even work when it's supposed to, like to nuke these duplicate posts.

  498. How SCO could have ruled the world. by Food4Spud · · Score: 1

    SCO went about this wrong.

    0% of a lot is... nothing (SCO is learning this)
    1% of a little is...
    well if that little is multiplied by 50 peta devices?

    What if...

    • SCO asks $0.25/CPU infrignment license.

    • Embedded linux systems cost $0.20/cpu
      Personal license costs $1.00 per person for a lifetime license for all machines owned by that individual.
      Corporate licenses cost $50 to cover all machines owned by that corporation for the lifetime of all machines in existance at the company.
      Corporate upgrades cost $0.05 for each new machine for 10 year licence.

      Yes, this is silly. It's not enough! But wait, there's more! Enough companies will pay at this oddly low price. Do the math. Lawyer = $5k starters, licence = $50. No brainer, right? Can any managers out there shout SAFETY!!!!

    Of cource, these prices can be adjusted. You all understand the curve of resistence. Cost that one will pay without thinking .vs. the cost that one would refuse to pay.

    So what would this mean? SCO would have had a large war chest to go after people/companies that refused to pay or challenged them. With those resources, they could have manipulated the law to bankrupt challengers prior to trial. With this, they could have established legal prescident. From here, it's a no brainer.

    So, what is a no brainer? it is a magical company of 5 people, whom do absolutely nothing, yet reap fantastic amounts of money.

    The King is dead, all hail the king! SCO rules us now, as Bill is dead and forgotten.

    I leave the ending up to you...

  499. Yep, SCO is run by lunatics! by frkiii · · Score: 1

    Man, these guys are a piece of work!

    I cannot wait to see Darth (uh, Darl), Sontag, etc. that have been spewing all this crap, called on the carpet by a judge and basically told "Shut your fscking pie-holes!"

    One or more of them must be certifbly insane, because they are not acting like rational human beings. Yeah, you play hard ball in business, but at the cost of their company, which appears to been their intention all along just to "make money" pumping and dumping their stock, one or more of them have one or more screw loose.

    Regards,

    Fredrick

  500. You all are on notice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My name is Steve, the first letter of which is "S." I have noticed that the name of your company also begins with the letter "S". I have been using "S" as the first letter of my name for over 33 years. In addition, my family name contains the substring "CO".

    Obviously your company has copied these letters verbatim in an attempt to pass them off as an original work of art. My counsel agrees that the letters "S", "C", and "O", which your company is using in the acronym "SCO", is an unauthorized derivative work and infringes on my IP rights.

    I have recently sent letters to 18,324,102 individuals and companies whose names also contain the letters "S", "C" and "O" and informed them that they may be violating my intellectual property rights. At this time, I am announcing a licensing program for companies and individuals who wish to use the letters "S", "C" and "O". Until October 15, 2003, I am offering an introductory license price of $1 for an individual license and $100 for a cooperate license.

    I believe it is necessary for companies and individuals to license my IP if they are using the letters "S", "C" and "O" in their name. The license insures that customers continue their use of the letters "S", "C" and "O" without violating my intellectual property rights.

  501. They have nothing to lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  502. hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Doesnt this belong in the Give-me-that-red-hot-poker-so-I-can-shove-it-up-my -own-ass dept?

    How are they planning to collect on any of this? It seems to me you have to prove a legal claim before you can collect on it.

    OK, so lets say that I'm Brett Person, which is who I am, and I had built a computer in the 1970's and Id called it the "person computer" Could I have sued IBM and gotten a $1.00 for eavh personal computer. I doubt it. Even though if I had done it in the early 60's I could have claimed some right to the name "personal" computer as IP.
    I clearly didnt do this and I\m clearly not IBM.

    This is just another sign of how crappy the computer industry is becoming.
    Linux is being targeted by sco because the name looks like Unix
    Lets say I like to drink SCOtch, will I be sued for Infringement? What if my parents had made a poor choice and named me SCOtt?
    If there really is a problem gere, lets see what it is.

    I could probably have bought the possibility of the IBM sco thing, but sueing people who own Ticos or LinHandhelds is just plain wierd. Its not live these people loaded Linux on the device or even know that it is there.

  503. Hilarious :-D by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    What will SCO think of next? :-\
    I can't wait to find out. :-/
    The suspense is killing me. :-\

  504. Howto stop the SCO hoax by Sparcler · · Score: 1

    The Linux community needs to start fighting back against this kind of extortion. We can not tolerate this kind of fraud on the part of SCO. I proposethat we start suing Daryl McBride personally. If every Linux user where to pick a SCO executive and sue them personally we could put an end to this hoax right away.

  505. Enough by motox · · Score: 1

    Why the US government doesnt stop SCO from threatening people -before- the suit is settled ?
    It sounds more and more like extortion to me and i think they should be stopped until the matter is settled on court.

  506. Thank You. by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1

    Thank you. This is what I was thinking. They can't have their cake (get around the GPL) and eat it too (treat it as if all source was compiled).

  507. Financial snapshots by neirboj · · Score: 1

    As of April 26, 2003, Cisco has about $3,940,000,000 in cash. As of March 31, 2003, IBM has about $4,195,000,000 in cash. SCO sure knows how to pick a good fight.

    How about as of August 5th (see links below)? If I'm not mistaken, recent data shows the combined cash of IBM and Cisco exceeding 14 billion dollars. Over 100 times that of SCO's paltry 10 million. As others have pointed out, this isn't about picking a good fight, this is more like a desperate bid for survival. As SCO takes on more and more adversaries, spreading their resources ever thinner, it becomes that much more meaningless to compare things like financial clout. Apples and oranges? No. Apples and apple orchards.

    Why doesn't a powerful (rich) Linux supporter like IBM buy out SCO and make all this mess go away? SCO's total market cap (the current share price multiplied by the number of shares outstanding) is just over $160M, or roughly 3% of IBM's available cash.

    Yahoo! Profiles: Cisco, IBM, SCO

    1. Re:Financial snapshots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why doesn't a powerful (rich) Linux supporter like IBM buy out SCO and make all this mess go away?


      This has been replied more times than I can count, but here it goes again. If IBM (or some other company) bought SCO because if this fiasco, it would do these:

      a) Some people would start thinking "Hmmmm, I wonder that is Linux all kosher if they didn't want this case to go to trial"
      b) Some companies would start to think "Woohoo! Now there's a way to make money! Sue some big Linux-related company, make outrageous claims and wait to be bought out! Quick, let's sue Red Hat, IBM, SuSE, Sharp and others!"
    2. Re:Financial snapshots by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't a powerful (rich) Linux supporter like IBM buy out SCO and make all this mess go away?

      If *you* were the CEO of a company and another company sued you with bogus claims designed to try to fuck you over in the press as much as possible, would your immediate reaction be to try to make those other execs wealthy and throw away a large chunk of your own money?

    3. Re:Financial snapshots by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      SCO is a publically traded company. There is absolutely nothing to stop IBM from offering $X per share to small shareholders, and $0 per share to the major shareholding fucknuts that are currently sailing it onto the rocks.

      --
      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    4. Re:Financial snapshots by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long until their next quarterly financial report? If you were going to buy them, you might choose to wait until after their real value was publically exposed.

      IBM probably does own some stock in SCO. And right now they're probably taking their own thorough evaluation of SCOs worth. So after the next report either they'll file a stock-holder's suit against the company for misrepresentation of the company value in the quarterly financials, or they'll be able to scoop up stock for pennies to the dollar.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  508. Re:Congrats by Oper+Sorcerer · · Score: 1

    In related news, Darl's personal worth is up after announcing a licensing scheme for those desiring to use his mother.

    --

    karma: Marianas Trench (mostly blub blub)
  509. Brigham Young rulez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I looked at SCO's website and plenty of the board member are from Brigham Young University. Just a result of their location in Utah or an old-boy network? Such localism seems funny for such a large international company.

  510. Re:Can we please ignore SCO's posturing for attent by (mandos) · · Score: 1

    I disagree. I think that we can view this as a sort of "competition". I didn't say I like it, but there is nothing like competition to make someone work harder. Why we take code that we have already written, or write new code, the duplicates the functionality of everything that SCO can do, and completely marginalize their products. Also, make sure all code is personally signed so that there is no question who wrote what. The outcome of their litigation scheme won't matter if they have no customers at all.

    Michael Scanlon

  511. beer?! by pythian · · Score: 1

    leave my beer out of this!!

    It's bad enough to have to be put through the trash (as pretty much everyone sees it) that SCO puts out, but to sully the good name of beer?!

    oh the humanity.

    1. Re:beer?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what we all need here is to have a few beers, head on down to their corperate offices, and urinate all over their lobby. That would solve many problems.

    2. Re:beer?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!!!!"

  512. That's not quite funny by johannesg · · Score: 1
    It will be real soon enough. Right now they are attempting to establish that you must pay them money in order to run Linux. Once that's been established, running Linux without paying them money will be illegal and the attacks on download servers, students, individual developers, etc. will start.

    One very likely consequence is that kernel developers may soon be sued simply for contributing to "SCO's property" or violating "SCO copyright". Hell, they might even be able to turn it into a DMCA violation somehow.

  513. Same government that acquitted Microsoft? by johannesg · · Score: 2

    This is the very same government that let Microsoft off the hook. They may have a completely different vision of the future, one in which the dangerous "free" and "open" Linux is suppressed and everyone can start using the official Microsoft operating systems again (with its undoubted espionage backdoors). In fact, *now* would be a good time for that, before everybody else escapes their control...

  514. language?! by pythian · · Score: 1

    that's bad language?

    certainly better than a bunch of other posts in this thread -- religious inclinations aside...

    and, well, do you need to call people on that? at least this author was nice and did apologise, but honsetly, on the Internet, is that the norm in your experience?

    *shrug*

    people take offense at far too many things.

  515. SCO can kiss my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note also this article:
    http://news.com.com/2100-7252-5059414.ht ml?tag=nl
    which makes the alarmist folks at Gartner Group look like morons again. Does anyone listen to Gartner anymore?

  516. Fire, that's copyrighted isn't it, and stone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oi! You there, what's this talk of sitting by fires and carving on stone tablets!? You sould know by now that the RIAA has exlusive rights to the "fire crackling" audio, and that SCO has rights to... erm... one of the words... you'll... erm... probably write down!

    Of course I can't say which words since i'm under the NDA ;)

    - Ryebean

  517. Re: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the fuck would you spit on a stamp?

  518. erm, after reading some replies... by pythian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (far too many, I might add -- I'm not a /. regular/fanatic/linux zealot/ad nauseum, do you know what these posts do to us? (; )

    To the point:

    I got to thinking... (bad thing) what if SCO is right? Let me go further because that's only a small part of my point. What if SCO is right...they have IP in Linux. So they're going on this balls-out, almost comical (it is to me, mind you, but almost for the sake of professionalism?), crusade against Linux.

    IBM was the beginning, they're in their own lawsuit.

    Red Hat has a lawsuit against them now. SuSE is playing the "how can we help?" game on the outside, at least. TiVo has to have SOME sort of response.

    As far as I know, that sums up the corporate side of the anti-SCO side.

    Now, SCO did also target the US government? Alright, we've got corporations against SCO, we've got all the Linux geeks in the world against SCO, we've got most of the tech geeks interested in Linux against SCO. Will the US gov't give it a full glance or will they go the popular route or will they just ignore it?

    After all is said and done, though, if SCO is right, and they lose due to this public outcry from populace and business, what then?

    It's a victory for the GPL, for Open Source, etc, but is it a good one?

    I suppose it's truly a democratic process, but if SCO is right, they're screwed in a way none of us would ever want to be screwed -- mind you, with these statements, I question that they don't deserve a good screwing one way or another.

    *shrug* just a random, yet interesting thought.

  519. Hmm just wondering - misdirection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this "sco" sh*t is crazy, just wondering if its a smokescreen
    and someone somewhere else is getting up to something.
    Seems to me all sco has done is shoot itself in the foot by, shoving the shotgun far down their own throats before pulling the trigger to shoot said foot.

    Things are seldom what they seem.

  520. Re:Another way to /, them by JamesP · · Score: 1

    Try This

    Bug Report Form

    Tell them that the module mcbride has tainted the kernel and performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

    --
    how long until /. fixes commenting on Chrome?
  521. Or, more likely: by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    Now you too can easily pay your expensive $32 license fee, in four easy installments of $10!

  522. Re:I prefer Linux, but... by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    I think you need to hack Windows to run on PPC.

    That should be very easy, and I don't think Microsoft would come after Tivo next.

  523. I love my TiVo but... by maroberts · · Score: 1
    ..its going to be replaced by a device running MythTV or similar soon.

    Will I pay $32 for an embedded device or $699 (PC licence) for my MythTV box?

    --

    Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
    Karma: Chameleon

  524. I feel dirty from this. by euxneks · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this whole thing just reek like some sort of horrible plot to kill everyone on the face of the earth? It feels like a fanatical group is trying to blackmail everyone into funding a giant death ray or something. I never thought that something like this would actually happen -- It feels almost like we are in some horrible dream that we can't wake up from. People are being denied their basic rights and freedoms, and some company is suing _everyone_ for some software that we downloaded for free! Honestly, I couldn't think this could get any worse for the state of affairs in the US. Glad I live in Canada.

    --
    in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
    1. Re:I feel dirty from this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Glad I live in Canada."
      So am I you francophone piece of merd.
      See that you stay there.

    2. Re:I feel dirty from this. by euxneks · · Score: 1

      You spelled "merde" wrong.

      --
      in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
  525. Re: Your sig by waitigetit · · Score: 0

    Because there's an Australian rugby player on it?

    --
    I could care less, but not without a lobotomy
  526. sco forum 2003?? by gol64738 · · Score: 1

    A hard-hitting technology summit showcasing the technology and business solutions of The SCO Group and its Strategic Business Partners. Live and Let Die, but don't forget August 17 - 19, 2003 in Las Vegas, NV.

    does anyone know if this thing is still going to happen? will anyone show up (besides microsoft)??

    1. Re:sco forum 2003?? by frkiii · · Score: 1

      Recent post said HP was a sponsor of this.

      I about wet my pants laughing when I read that.

  527. I hope they were stupid by Quila · · Score: 1

    If they'd planned enough in advance before bringing these suits, it would make sense to set a preordered sell for just a bit after the suits hit so the stock would be higher.

    My hopes are that they just sold without a pre-arranged agreement with their brokers. That won't look good. And from the history you linked to, I don't think they did.

  528. Well i have to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO are inhumane money hongry imorrall merciless peeople may there website be taken off line by the millions of linux users pinging them and do they have problems with kernal 2.6

  529. Big Balls by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe the depths that SCO is plumbing.

    They honestly make Microsoft look like the fairy godmother.

    For you tinfoil hat types, this looks like a plan 9.

  530. $CO=Sordid Capitalist Organisation by Lobo93 · · Score: 1

    Must be some bad shit they're smoking; that crack-whore McBride has finally snapped, and regular crack won't do it no more. McBride wants to smoke your TiVo! A sledgehammer and a crack-pipe, and he's ready to roll - the machiavellian lizard king is in da house!

    *sigh*. This is just sad. Feel terrible about the thought that my kids shall one day experience this ontology of greed and extortion...

    anarchy != chaos (something *they* fear most of all; the state-less society. "Must...manipulate...people's...perception...of... words"

    --
    "The only clear view is from atop the mountain of our dead selves." - Peter Carroll
  531. I wonder.... by JacobD · · Score: 1

    SCO lawsuit crap--basically equated to this:

    I wonder if I can sue people because I once stayed in Salt Lake City and paid sales tax which invaribly went to some city improvement that everyone uses everyday.

    Better yet, as soon as I find out what it is? I'm going to waste the money to patent it now years after I've left Salt Lake City so that I can finance my next vacation.

  532. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    March 4th, 1989 was the day set forth that the government would start operating under the Constitution prior to that the government as we know it didn't exist and therefore cannot charge for freedom prior to that date.

    Yet SCO thinks they can charge license fees for a 2.1 fork of the kernel? I figure by their own reasoning our government can charge them for freedom that existed before the government existed. Furthermore, how about charging SCO their portion of the bill for the revolution itself? Normally you pay a huge ton of money for the service, then a small maintenance charge for the rest of your life. SCO also owes LDS for providing them with a hell-free zone in which to operate. Let's see, what else do they owe....

    --
    Like what I said? You might like my music
  533. Is it legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. for nyse/nasdaq listed companies to burn money for sco
    linux licenses?

  534. This is bizarre ... by jopet · · Score: 1

    why is anybody taking this bullshit seriously? Outside of the US, everybody seems to chuckle and shrug that pathetic attempts to catch attention off - and if SCO gets too loud and insulting, they get sued. In the US, things seems to work differently - but how?

    1. Re:This is bizarre ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it appears, that a German or Austrian made a post here or on a newgroup about calling SCO Germany and SCO Austria regarding this "license" from SCO.

      From what I recall, this "licensing" is not being pushed in at least Germany and Austria AT ALL! (This he got from conversation and letter from them, my recall is normally pretty good, will search for the post).

      If this is the case, I am certain that this information would be of great interest to IBM, RedHat, any other Linux distributor and the courts the suits are finally heard in.

      It just adds credence to the fact that SCO's actions are simply a pump and dump scheme, nothing more and nothing less.

      They are operating on the false principle that if you stir up enough trouble, someone will give you money.

      Fact of the matter is, if *any* company gives them money, they are subsidizing criminals in my book. And yes, in my book, that includes Microsoft and Sun, they are *guilty* by association.

      It will be interesting to see, once depositions and discovery has started, the evidence regarding Microsoft's and Sun's roles behind the scenes in this. I have a feeling that, hopefully, there will be just enough Microsoft involvement that the DoJ has no choice but to properly smack Microsoft for continuing their illegal monopolist activities after they had already been found guilty of such before.

      And SCO's actions would make me laugh out loud, but they have gone beyond absurd now.

      Regards,

      Fredrick

  535. Re: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you trying to say that the joke revolves around the idea that an Australian can't figure out which side has the printed picture on it?

    Well I guess it's possible..

  536. Oops, my mistake by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Gay male. I reached the wrong conclusion by reading a journal entry which mentioned marriage; since homosexual marriage is not legal in this country, I assumed it referred to heterosexual marriage. Wish I could retract a post...

    --
    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  537. The WHY of the licensing program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... in any legal case fighting for IP infrigement it's important to have a case on different levels. Any IP lawyer can tell you that.

    If you have a patent, your case will be strong if you can show the court that users are paying you or that commercial violators are regulated (often done by giving them a low cost license).

    The fact that these users or companies pay the license itself is an argument in court that the IP owner has a case.
    So in this case, it's absolutely imperative that you convince your management NOT to buy this license in the remote possibility that they would consider it.

    The doubled-license tactic also seems extortion-like and SCO still did NOT substansiate any claims with hard evidence of copyright and/or patent infrigements.

    I'm just waiting for the mega Allen Cox patch that gets rid of any possible violated code all together :)

  538. Didn't Microsoft buy their license by vnsnes · · Score: 1

    >>Does anyone know if SCO is successfully collecting on this? Is money being made?

    > My guess is not.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=microsoft+sco+licen se+unix

    Looks like MS did pay SCO for a license.

    1. Re:Didn't Microsoft buy their license by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Anyone see that SCO is losing money on products, but making money on licenses? Remember who has just lately bought licenses? Two hints:
      Microsoft and SUN

      So who is REALLY running the SCO show?

      I think I need another layer of aluminum foil.

      --
      Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
  539. My mail to SCO - no answer yet ;-) by kieltux · · Score: 1

    Hello SCO,
    I am a Linux user and have several computers running Linux (1 Server, 4
    Desktops and 1 embeded Device). I asked allready the German office of
    SCO (infod@sco.com), but got no answer, how to get a license for my
    Linux network. I don`t want to call a telephone number in the USA, so
    how can I get a license here in Germany ? Thanks for your help.

    Just another short question:
    You write at http://www.sco.com/scosource/linuxlicense.html
    "T hese customers unknowingly received illegal copies of SCO property and
    many are running critical business applications on Linux." I have
    downloaded the Linux kernel source here:
    ftp://ftp.sco.com/pub/updates/OpenLinux/3.1 .1/Serv er/current/SRPMS/

    So I don`t think that I need a license, because SCO is distributing
    themself "the illegal copies of SCO property". Do you think, that I am
    right ?

    Yours sincerly,

  540. solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. rewrite linux kernel from scratch, i mean really from scratch. then, no more ip infrigment.

    Hell ! for that price, I switch to Windows: Cheaper !

  541. Hmm .. Even better ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1


    Can't they let SCO dissapear entirely ? :)

    --
    --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  542. Make them rich by Brian+Blessed · · Score: 1
  543. Re:stocks and Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yesterday mention was made that McBride had started mentioning targeting Stallman as one of those responsible for infringing on SCO IP.

    OK I'm stupid enough to be unable to find it. Would you please point me the source of this?

  544. Read then think! by threeturn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Quoting from the article:

    In a less well-publicized part of the company's licensing terms, announced Tuesday (August 5), SCO said it will charge OEMs $32 per unit for each embedded Linux device they own.

    The $32 fee applies to any embedded system regardless of whether it is a Tivo set-top box which uses embedded Linux or some models of the Sharp Zaurus which also use that kernel.

    My conclusion: SCO want's to get OEMs for embedded devices to pay $32. It was the EE Times that made up the example of Tivo as an embedded Linux device. I don't see any evidence that SCO is either going to target Tivo specifically, or chase end-users rather than manufacturers.

  545. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That was the single best article I have ever read on this topic. If any post ever deserved a "6, Informative", this is is.

    --
    Patrick Doyle
    I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
  546. decode? by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    How did you manage to type an o where you meant an a when those letters are on opposite ends of the keyboard? :)

    1. Re:decode? by MattW · · Score: 1

      Freudian slip, or something. Code...code...code...just can't get it out of my head. :D

  547. Re:Get your insider sales info straight from sec.g by p3d0 · · Score: 1
    See, lacking a put option source, all I see is a scenario that looks like: Sell $5000 in shares... wait 2 years, buy back $500. Profit, 4500. 90% ROI in 2 years isn't shabby...
    Check this one out: Sell $5000 in shares. Profit, $5000. That's a 100% ROI considering the shares in this company of clowns are essentially worthless.
    --
    Patrick Doyle
    I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
  548. SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Microsoft now has a lap dog to bark and create FUD all over the market.

    Brilliant!

  549. Uh-oh, I think I owe SCO $699... by vaxer · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...because I said I'd pay their extortion demand the day Hell froze over, or a goatse.cx link was modded +5, whichever came first!

    1. Re:Uh-oh, I think I owe SCO $699... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry man! I've got mod points! I'll jsut log in and mod it down one!

  550. Into the Fray, Dell Packages Servers with Linux by SecGreen · · Score: 1

    Dell has a press release that shows that they're not afraid of SCO's claims...

    --
    Dupe posts are /.'s tacit protest on the rights of users to time-shift content...
  551. I for one welcome our new Microsoftean overlords by RichDice · · Score: 1

    Call me Mr. Conspiracy Theory, but this just looks so blantantly like Microsoft is calling the shots. Where is Microsoft worried most about losing out to Linux? Embedded systems OSes and governement servers. Who does SCO harrass next? TiVo and the feds. How much do they want to charge? Roughly the same amount as Microsoft licenses for their OSes on each device.

    Please, be a little less obvious, guys.

  552. Hack them? by JAgostoni · · Score: 1

    For some reason, I am surprised that nobody has attempted to hack into SCO and kill their servers or something. Not that I encourage anything like that but I figured they are real close to tramping on "hacker ground" and are eventually going to piss-off a very large group of them... Just seems like something that would have happened ... or perhaps they were smart and are running something like Open BSD and are really locked up tight...

  553. Post SCO-era by eddy · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to coin that phrase.

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
  554. I just hope.... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    That one of the government agencies that are running Linux and receive a 'pay up or else' notice from SCO is the IRS, or FBI. Talk about putting your head up a lions mouth (or maybe his ass).

  555. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    During the quarter ended April 30, 2003, the Company issued a warrant to one of the two SCOsource licensees. The warrant allows the licensee to acquire 210,000 shares of the Company's common stock at an exercise price of $1.83 per share. The option expires five years from the date of grant.

    Could someone with some accounting savvy interpret this one for me? Let's assume it was Microsoft that got granted this warrant to buy common stock. What ownership of the company does 210K shares represent?

  556. Ok, it's official by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    SCO is on crack!

    First of all, there's been no proof that they own ANY of the code that is in the linux kernel. What they're doing is equivalent to selling a house down the street that they don't own.

    This is entirely fraudulent, and I'm surprised IBM hasn't motioned for a dismissal of claims, or at least tried to have the "offending code" subpoenaed.

    If the judge has half a brain, they'll dismiss this case with prejudice, and attorneys general should promptly file criminal charges against SCOX for fraud, racketeering, extortion, and illegal trade practices.

    I've never seen a more egregious case of these crimes, ever. It's plain as day, and it's completely unfathomable that this is still even an issue, and the SCO is becoming even more garish in their pursuits.

    Either they're going out of business next week and are completely desparate, or their claims have merit. It has to be one or the other. This is not a gray issue - either they are lying, or they are not.

    On another note, does anyone know if the "offending functions" have been re-written in 2.6 as of yet?

  557. I thought they were only bothered about SMP code? by fishbot · · Score: 1

    unless.. whoa! I wanna dual processor Zaurus!

    No, that's silly. And so is SCO.

  558. If they think by confused+one · · Score: 1
    that the US government is going to pay them the license fees for each cpu running linux, they've lost their fsking minds. I know one national lab alone (and it's a small one) that would have to write a check for around $1M to cover the fees.

  559. Re:Congrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again, you guys just don't support your arguments with facts and accuse people of trolling when I'm making valid points.

    Where did IIS vulnerabilities come from? What does that have to do with OS costs? When did I even say I'd be running IIS versus a WebSphere/IBM HTTP (Apache variant) server mix? Is Windows the only OS with root violations? The whole issue of vulnerabilities runs from software to networking hardware. Even mature OSes such as the Cisco IOS fall victim to vulnerabilities. This is a fact of life and no OS is going to resolve this as long as innovation continues in both Linux and Windows.

    1. I've run Red Hat and XP on the same machine and received far less perceived performance for things such as boot time, browing, application performance between Office/Open Office. Sorry, but perception is everything and there's no comparison between RH and XP Pro in my opinion. You can draw up all the benchmarks you want to support otherwise but as Mark Twain once said, "There are lies, damn lies and benchmarks."
    2. The 4 CPU, 5 User server license for Windows 2003 Server can be had for under $699. That's an $1800 discount over a 4 CPU license for Linux according to SCO pricing; and considering where the Linux SMP code came from they just may win this thing.
    3. I'm not a SCO or MS troll, I'm perhaps one of the only voices out here being realistic about this. Crying about the GPL, the community and how this just feels wrong doesn't change the fact that IP may have been misappropiated. Since none of us have seen SCO's argument we have no reason to do anything more than hope at this point. The argument that they surrendered their IP by past contributions could very well be negated by them taking a position that those contributions were without approval by their management (e.g. a malicious employee). The head not knowing what the hand doing doesn't mean they've lost their IP.
    4. You're telling me Suzy Office Worker who has used Windows and MS Office her whole life is going to absorb the Linux OS and Open Office for her workflow in one day after years of Windows? You haven't worked with these people, supported them or done technical support obviously. Windows benefits from absorbsion in the market, and Wine ... a Windows-like GUI is not going to go down easily with these people.
    5. I believe your statement about nobody staying on top for ever, but it has less to do with the company and more to do with absorbtion. There are becoming less and less reasons to by a new OS or productivity suite because there is less innovation in both. The real paradigm shift will be when PCs truly become appliances with fixed purposes. I think embedded Linux can really win here. I'm not a fan of Win 2K embedded nor Pocket PC 2003.
    6. Any enterprise would evaluate a potentially powerful platform such as Linux, but is unlikely to use either Linux or Windows for Enterprise Systems. That market still belongs to the HPs and IBMs of the world and that is unlikely to change anytime soon.

    To me open source is a fabulous opportunity for people who could never afford a J2EE platform (JBoss), Office Productivity Suite (Open Office), real OS (Linux) to have access to not only these capabilities ... but the source. Unfortunately, companies like IBM and Red Hat have turned the efforts of thousands of people into $$$. In my opinion that's what's wrong with the world and it makes us look like corn in the field.

  560. The Bottom line the way I see it... by tcape · · Score: 1

    This has to be a way of slowing the Linux Freight Train down.And the Open Source Software Community Tarctor Trailer. Both have been picking up speed the last few years and are finally able to deliver the goods, for the GOOD of ALL. SCO/MS are trying to shoot the tires and derail these vehicles. What better way to slow down OSS/LINUX than to make everybody afraid to implement it. I work for IT of our state gov't and me and a few of my co-workers have been trying to find a legit use for Linux since we've been here... Now we'd be afraid to mention it... The longer this drags out the worse it will be for OSS and the better for MS iunless SCO gets made a real shit covered ass of. I love Linux and nobody's gonna tell me I can't use it or try to charge me for it. FY SCO

  561. Answer: Condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always double bag it when I fuck SCO.

  562. Re:Get your insider sales info straight from sec.g by trifster · · Score: 1

    Wow. The form 4's are fascinating. They are dumping their stocks faster than a top fuel dragster doing the 1/4 mile. Well I am glad the SEC publishes this for all to read. I wish there wree more mainstream coverage of this. I'd love to hear Bill O'Reilly or Neil Cavuto on foxnews lay into SCO for being the scum of the earth.

  563. As opposed to Amoritzation, by caveat · · Score: 1

    ...where as near as I can tell, the town tells you "ok, we dont want you here anymore, so youre gone...you have ten years to recoup any losses, but at the end, you leave and we get your properties." at least thats how I understand it works (Southampton, NY wants to do this to the local clubs...guess they dont understand the clubs are the only reason this place is so "hoppin" in the summer..). Anybody who knows better, feel free to correct me.

    --

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
  564. Idiots by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    SCO's board are idiots. Let's see:

    * Take on the epitome of a blue chip corporation.
    * Piss off people who wrote 1/2 of the utilities and software used on unix systems
    * Take a dump on Sharp, one of the world's largest consumer electronics companies.
    * Finally, attempt to hold up the US Government.

    I really hope SCO enjoys the same treatment that other enemies of the government have recieved like, say Afghanastan or Iraq.

    --
    -- $G
  565. linux version by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

    I don't know about tivo series 2, but I'm pretty sure my tivo runs a 2.0 kernel. Their case is about 2.4.

  566. can these assholes just go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the government should investigate SCO for trying to monopolize Linux. It appears that they are going after any else that makes Linux perhaps they have aspirations to the be the one and only. I'm tired of hearing about who they are suing today. It's become a joke more than anything.
    I'd like to give the big FU to SCO and their shitty products can we get RMS to drive out there and kick their asses?

  567. A bright side to all this? by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

    This may be exactly what BSD needs. More users and developers will shift their interest to an operating system which doesn't have all these question marks and controversy surrounding it.

    Regardless, the leadership at SCO must be held personally liable for the slander they've perpetrated against Linux. It's hurting the future of the os and endangering the livelihoods of everyone involved with it. It's absolutely disgusting.

  568. your sig by Frothy+Walrus · · Score: 1

    (define (.sig) (cons 'my (list 'other 'car 'is 'a 'cdr)))

    you could shorten (cons 'my (list ...)) to (list 'my ...). of course your method is valid, but (list) alone is undoubtedly clearer.

    you could implement (list) like so:

    (define (list . elts) (list2 elts))

    (define (list2 l)
    (if (eq? l #f)
    #f
    (cons (car l) (list2 (cdr l)))))

    so you see that (cons 'my (list 'other 'car 'is 'a 'cdr)) is just the first run through (list 'my 'other 'car 'is 'a 'cdr).

    of course (list) could be written (define (list . elts) elts) but that's cheating. :)

    1. Re:your sig by miu · · Score: 1
      (define (.sig) (list 'my 'other 'car 'is 'a 'cdr)) was actually my first run at the sig, but I decided that it was not sufficiently lispy and added the 'cons' to make the joke clearer to anyone who had a vague memory of lisp or scheme from school but not thought about it since.

      I almost used a self printing statement instead, but would have had to use short variables to keep the sig under 120 char and decided I liked the joke about a joke about a joke better anyway. :)

      --

      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
  569. Bonnie and Clyde by AtomicSnarl · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The directors, employees, and stockholders of the Ford Motor Company were arrested for RICO criminal conspiracy to commit felony. Their products have been used in thousands of bank robberies, kidnappings, and other heinous crimes for over 70 years. This history of felonious intent is clear from the long record of criminal praise and adulation for Ford products. No less than the murderous Bonnie and Clyde publicly praised Ford products in the 1930s for their power, speed, and reliability in fleeing the police, and the use of Ford products in criminal activities continue to this day."

    --
    Pacifist paratroopers yell, "Ghandi!" when they jump.
    1. Re:Bonnie and Clyde by jdray · · Score: 1

      "As a side note, most law enforcement officials drive Chevrolet vehicles. Chevrolet is the producer of 95% of the vehicles in the world and the ones funding this investigation. That fact, though, has not in any way clouded this investigation."

      --
      The Spoon
      Updated 6/28/2011
  570. SCO chasing everyone. by Halloran · · Score: 1
    "...SCO also says government agencies must pay up to $699 for each copy of Linux that they use."


    Does anyone else think that SCO is falling deeper and deeper into their unreality sphere these days?
  571. First Law of Parasites by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    SCO needs to remember this:

    Parasite Rule #1: DONT KILL THE HOST

    Because SCO is acting in a way that will destroy their ability to collect future revenues if the courts rule in their favor, this whole thing probably is not about licensing anyway. Their pricing for licenses is about three times higher than their competition (MS)

    --
    -- $G
    1. Re:First Law of Parasites by frkiii · · Score: 1

      Uh, Micorsift is *not* SCO's competition, in any stretch of the imagination.

      They are bed fellows, all chummy and stuff.

      By pricing their extortion (er... license) at $699.00, they are hoping to drive business to their slave masters (er... buddies).

      Regards,

      Fredrick

    2. Re:First Law of Parasites by salesgeek · · Score: 1


      By pricing their extortion (er... license) at $699.00, they are hoping to drive business to their slave masters (er... buddies).


      That's possible, but not likely. Microsoft is very competitive, but they are not the pure evil organization that the community here portrays them as. They are at worst, semi-evil. MS has more to gain by having a healthy Linux out there:

      * Linux has hurt Sun badly.
      * MS has included (the right way, not by theft) open source components in their OS (IP Stack in NT, FTP client, etc...).
      * Linux has singlehandedly attacked the low end of mid-range computing vendors. Why buy high end Unix workstations and servers when you can buy Linux?
      * Linux has not made the crossover to the desktop. Windows is the perfect client for a Linux server right now.

      More likely, SCO is trying to set a precident so that they can make money by attacking other non-commercial and popular products. For example, Apache, Postgress and MySQL, Free BSD, PHP and so on are all more likely the real targets.

      What fascinates me is that lawyers are becoming very audacious in these "reverse class action" attacks where they are bringing claims against THOUSANDS of defendents at once. I'm not sure the courts will accept it. But if it's works the other way (thousands of plaintiffs against a few defendents), why not?

      There's also the possibility that SCO really think they will win in court. This is usually the motivation behind most incredibly stupid lawsuits.

      --
      -- $G
  572. Re:Too funny--the Gandhi quote seems to apply here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like there's been a progression through the first three: We ignored SCO when they were first bringing this up. We laughed at them when they started asking for crazy licensing fees. Now we're fighting them with lawsuits.

    It'll be fun to sit back and see whether #4 happens or not.


    Er, that would be SCO winning. Is that what you meant?

  573. Only series 2 boxes would apply by Zaknafein500 · · Score: 1

    Series 1 TiVos do run a 2.1 kernel, however, the series 2 boxes run 2.4. (for native USB support)

    Death to SCO.

    --

    "The guide is definitive, reality is frequently inaccurate."
  574. Where is IBM ? by DarkRecluse · · Score: 1

    "I'll tell ya where...at home, a'washin' its tights!"

    As always, where is Batman when you need him?

    --
    --"It's Bradford Company, slash your last name, dot your first name"
  575. Uhh, why is this Funny? by gosand · · Score: 1
    SCO announced that they would be attempting to shut down all network servers allowing users to download Linux patches and updates free of charge. They also mentioned that they would be offering a subscription service where users could download updates for $1 per file, and that they would also be resorting to legal action in order to make university network administrators disclose the names of students running illegal Linux systems on campus.

    What was this modded Funny? Hell, the way things are going with these asshats at SCO, I wouldn't be surprised if this were their next press release. Yeah, it is a ridiculous statement, but that seems to be their forte.

    I really have to wonder if they are being paid to just be embarassing dickheads by some large, Linux-hating corporation. I used to think I was paranoid until the RIAA started extorting money from college kids for writing a search engine, SCO threatens everyone from IBM to Linux users to the government, and Britney Spears is doing PSAs for "artists" rights.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  576. Stop it.. stop it.. by whoppo · · Score: 1

    Stop it SCO!... All this laughing is starting to hurt!

    --
    chown -R us /base
  577. Easy To Stop SCO by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    try this SCO:

    RICO

    Isn't what SCO doing (and the RIAA to an extent) fall into the legal catagory of "Racketeering" I dug through the Hamlin law library and this looks like racketeering to me. Any legal types out there care to clarify?

    --
    -=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
  578. The Future, and how SCO's legal suits may help... by Basis · · Score: 1

    In the long run, SCO may be doing a big favor for Linux and GPL. Once other companies see how SCO has alienated themselves from EVERYONE, they will be more hesitant to bring future frivolous lawsuits against Linux..

    Not to mention, the GPL will have a publicized verification of its validity.. You can't buy press like that.

  579. Ironically , beowulf =Product of US Govt ! by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    Developed and implemented first at NASA. Let's see SCO reconcile that

  580. Tivos run on a PowerPC? by emil · · Score: 1

    Is this an old 601/604 model? Or is it a G3?

    I would assume that an application like this requires SIMD fp operations.

    Is it 32 or 64 bit?

    1. Re:Tivos run on a PowerPC? by drwtsn32 · · Score: 1

      LOL... no, not quite a G3 proc. It doesn't need much because it has a dedicated MPEG encoder/decoder.

      # cat /proc/cpuinfo
      processor : 0
      cpu : IBM 403GCX
      clock : 54MHz
      revision : 20.1
      bogomips : 53.86
      machine : Teleworld Customer Device

    2. Re:Tivos run on a PowerPC? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      Only Tivo Series1 has a PowerPC processor. The Series2 uses a 200mhz non-PowerPC processor...

      --
      "Right now, somewhere in this world, Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn't love," - Peter Griffin, *Family Guy*
  581. This could be very good or very bad by deadgoon42 · · Score: 1

    This could be very bad because the US government is notoriously stupid, so they might agree to go ahead and pay the fees which would lend a great deal of credibility to SCO's claims.

    However, it might turn out great because the government is also notoriously greedy and they might come out against SCO in full force if SCO attempts to extort a large sum of money from them.

    --

    Smeghead every day of the week.
  582. Here is a Link by Famatra · · Score: 1

    If you are mad at SCO then tell them personally by clicking here and filling out their feed back form.

  583. Fidel Castro by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    But when Fidel Castro did that (nationalised a few Mafia bars in Havana), the USA got the hump with him for 50 years.

  584. IBM counter sues SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://biz.yahoo.com/rc/030807/tech_ibm_sco_1.html

    NEW YORK, Aug 7 (Reuters) - International Business Machines Corp. (NYSE:IBM - News) said on Thursday it filed a counter-claim against SCO Group Inc. (NasdaqSC:SCOX - News), which sued IBM in March over intellectual property rights.
    A spokeswoman for Armonk, New York-based IBM, the world's largest computer company, said the counter-claim was filed in a Utah court.

    SCO, based in Lindon, Utah, sued IBM for $1 billion in March, charging IBM had taken parts of the Unix code and introduced them into Linux, violating SCO's intellectual property rights.

    Linux is an operating system supported by a network of programmers who share software codes and can be obtained for free, making it popular with companies looking to cut costs


    Not much detail on it yet....

    1. Re:IBM counter sues SCO by psgalbraith · · Score: 1

      I submitted the story to /. 30 minutes ago and it was rejected. Go figure.

  585. Here's what I want to know.. by Talonius · · Score: 1

    ..what geeks are still working at SCO? What do THEY have to say about all this nonsense? What do they feel is the right or wrong answer? More importantly, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL WORKING THERE?

    The easy solution to SCO is for each and every individual working there who has a clue to find a job elsewhere. I think enough of us are managers to help that happen.

    This bullshit has to stop, and stop soon. All this is doing to me is demonstrating how ludicrous the entire market is if SCO can get away with this. Imagine if they did this against Microsoft -- Microsoft would smack them down so fast it's not even funny.

    --
    My reality check bounced.
  586. Not to read too much into this, but... by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

    According to SCO, if you have a TiVo set-top box, or those models of Sharp Zaurus which use Linux, someone now owes them $32...

    Um. Microsoft's WebTV efforts would certainly benefit from any legal or licensing problems Tivo might run into. And Microsoft's arguments against cost of Linux ownership would certainly be helped if Linux cost the same or even more than XP. It really is odd how each of SCO's actions seems to benefit Microsoft so directly.

    I can't help thinking that McBride's attack on the GPL yesterday sounds exactly like what Ballmer used to say, before he discovered that such things made people angry... at him.

    --
    Have you got your LWN subscription yet?
  587. I just sent a real query by doublem · · Score: 1

    This is what I sent:

    Do I need a license for using Linux?

    Do you have any white papers detailing the licensing issues involved with Linux? We are thinking of deploying a Linux server. Are licenses per server, corporate or per CPU? I've heard only some kernel versions are covered. Would it be possible to remove kernel code to eliminate the SCO property and thus have a Linux version that did not incur additional license fees? If so, what code would be involved? Does or will SCO make similar claims regarding MAC OS X or any of the BSD variants? The whole issue is very murky at the moment, and we're looking for some clarification on the matter.

    I'll post any replies I get in my journal.

    --
    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  588. This is madness!!! by wizardmax · · Score: 1

    How can a company continue unchecked, demanding money from a product they haven't yet established to be theirs! Its like saying that since my name is Max, I want $19.99 for each use of it! Pay up now Nissan!

    --


    Free speech is getting expensive...
  589. Pumping the story up for the movie rights. by 74Carlton · · Score: 1

    Okay, at this point I think they are just juicing up the story so they can get a better deal on the made for TV movie movie that will come out of this in a couple of years. I wonder if "Pirates of SCO" would be a good working title...

  590. SCO haiku by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    SCO doggie
    IBM has bigger bite
    SCO eaten

  591. the smoking gun (Re:stocks and Stallman) by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

    "a desperate gambit by proprietary software interests to kill OSS before it kills them"

    Come to think of it, Microsoft announced that it has a big Linux work center on July 31, and just a few days later, on Aug 5, SCO wants $699 per Linux deployment. Hmmmm.... so, after some reflection and soul-searching, Microsoft announces that it will work to remain compliant by respecting the principles of honorable business practice with regard to IP, and hands SCO 10,000x$699, and a boatload of legitimacy in the eyes of Joe BestBuy. SCO, now flush with cash, starts suing everybody in sight to prevent them from using Linux without paying. As the cases drag on, SCO loudly trumpets that Linux isn't free, that it, in fact will cost you more than WinXP.

    And every time they run low on cash to pay the lawyers and the ad agencies, Microsoft "liscences" another 10,000 copies of Linux. MS's hands are clean, as it's SCO that's doing the dirty work. By the time the FTC or Justice Department investigate and try to stop it, Linux will be persona-non-grata in the commercial world; kept alive on the fringes of enterprise computing, not dead, but driven underground with a bad reputation as a legal quagmire.

    We need a robot from the future to come back in time to save us from this nightmare.

    --
    The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
  592. What is in violation? by mjh · · Score: 1
    The $32 fee applies to any embedded system regardless of whether it is a Tivo set-top box which uses embedded Linux or some models of the Sharp Zaurus which also use that kernel.

    Ok. Now I'm confused. I thought that SCO was claiming some sort of IP infringement, right? Ok, so what is it? It doesn't seem like it can be trade secrets because they willingly released source code for Linux 2.4. It doesn't seem like it can be copyright because then they'd have to show us the offending code. It's clearly not trademark. So far as I'm aware, TiVo and Sharp are saying that their boxes run Linux something not trademarked to SCO.

    So is it patent infringement? Well if it is then how can they possibly sue TiVo *AND* Sharp. What patent are TiVo *AND* Sharp infringing considering how remarkably different those two devices are. How many people do you think will be doing NUMA on either of those devices? Something that SCO has indicated is related to their polymorphic claims.

    I just don't get what SCO is claiming. I'm GLAD that Red Hat is sueing them, maybe SCO will be forced to put some things on the table to try and backup their claim.

    --
    Key to financial independence: Spend less than you earn. Save and invest the difference. Do it for a long time.
    1. Re:What is in violation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, what could possibly be in the embedded version. Moreover, I thought even using SCO's own twisted logic only versions of kernel 2.4 or later were targets.

      These guys are swinging at the fences. At this rate someone, I hope, will demand an expedited hearing or a summary judgment to stop this insanity.

  593. Oh, yes? I came in late on this topic but... by gobbledok · · Score: 1

    Excuse me while I wipe away the tears of laughter...

    Sorry, I'm back now.

    --
    47 Meelion Dollars!?! I'm the cat!
  594. IBM doesn't distribute linux! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    IBM has only taught Suse and Red Hat how to make Linux run on their hardware. If you buy an "IBM eServer with Linux" product from IBM, you get a standard blank server and a boxed distro from Red Hat or SuSe to install. Any pre-installs are performed by consultants or resellers...IBMs hands never actually "sell" Linux.

    Therefore, IBM cannot indemnify anyone against linux use because it's not their product, they didn't sell it to anyone, they can't legally offer protection for someone else's product!

  595. Mixing metaphores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    They've poked too many big fish in the eye to avoid having a whole heap of crap dumped on them.


    Hmmmm... Did you mean to say a whole heap of carp dumped on them? :-)

  596. Got your clicking fingers ready? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    This URL is crafted especially with their confirm bot in mind.

    Another thought crossed my mind, but I don't know how effective it would be:

    while true; do lynx -dump '$ABOVE_URL' >/dev/null; sleep 1; done

    A few score of those going for the next few days might give them something to think about. It might also be interesting to work down a list of sensitive email addresses (e.g. SCO's own internal addresses) and see what eventuated.

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  597. OT: your sig... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    No, 'cause then it would be a DOS slash rather than a Linux slash.

    Rick (going back to his good old Republican Windows 2000)

    --
    You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  598. Ooops, I think their mailbox exploded by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    Date: Today 22:27:07
    From: MAILER-DAEMON@mail.ut.caldera.com
    To: despammed

    Hi. This is the qmail-send program at mail.ut.caldera.com.
    I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
    This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

    <cliao@sco.com>:
    Sorry, no mailbox here by that name. (#5.1.1)

    --- Below this line is a copy of the message.

    Return-Path: despammed
    Received: (qmail 28797 invoked by uid 84); date
    Received: from despammed by clavin.ut.caldera.com
    Received: from c7ns3.center7.com (HELO mail.center7.com) by mail.ut.caldera.com
    Received: from ns1.center7.com (gw.center7.com) by mail.center7.com (Postfix)
    Received: from alder.center7.com (beech1.lg.center7.com) by ns1.center7.com (Postfix)
    Received: by alder.center7.com (Postfix)
    To: cliao@sco.com, regb@sco.com
    Subject: Licence query
    From: despammed
    X-originating-ip: despammed
    Message-Id: despammed
    Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 08:27:04 -0600 (MDT)

    This email is from the company feedback form.

    COUNTRY: Australia
    CONCERNING: Sales

    MESSAGE:
    Exactly what versions of the Linux kernel do you say I should buy a licence for? Is your IP in any of the 2.3.* kernels leading up to 2.4? If not, which is the earliest version of 2.4 with your IP in it?

    regb@sco.com may still work. How many spammer databases d'you think you can get it into in the next two hours? (-:

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  599. Re:stocks and Stallman by DumbOx · · Score: 1

    I agree that this is an attack on the OSS movement but I'm not sure it started as a conscious one. Whatever are Darl's motivations, his actions can be catastrophic to the widespread adoption of open source products.

    Corporate execs are starting to realize that, since "anybody" can contribute, open source projects are exposed to IP litigation. This creates uncertainty/risk, which decision makers tend to avoid.

    Now the open source community has to adapt (it is good at adaptation). We have to find and implement ways to make sure OSS distributions are truly free.

    I also think that our law makers should protect the common good by making IP holders more involved and proactive in protecting their assets. Like setting a relatively short time period after which "published" open source code becomes public. I mean, if I owned some IP regarding a particular technology, I'd spend some time looking at major open source projects working on similar technologies to make sure nobody's stealing from me. I thinks that is a normal behaviour to expect from any "owner" - property a not only a right, it's also a responsability.

    I am not in favor of governement intervention, but a clearer legal status and protection for open source code might be necessary for OSS to become mainstream (after the SCO FUD-attack) by limiting the risk for corporations.

  600. according to your sig by geekoid · · Score: 1

    SCO must be doing something Very worthwhile!

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  601. threaten the gov't, good move SCO. by bobrankle · · Score: 0

    Just wait on this one, let GW get advice to stomp the evil SCO. Hmm, who controls the patent office? Who controls the judicial system? Who can revoke every single patent back to the beginning of time? Who can by some process of emminent domain declare the whole thing null and void. If they thought jousting with IBM was pricking the elephant, wait thill they get some bored civil servant with half-a-brain to cancel the whole basis for the case and probably make them pay to clean-up the mess too.

  602. Re:not the best tactic nor best way to make friend by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
    Actually, the quote is

    "I fear that we have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve"

    by Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, of the Japanese Imperial Navy.

    I don't know who did that translation (presumably the original was in Japanese).

  603. Re:Ironically , beowulf =Product of US Govt ! by sniggly · · Score: 1

    or let them go after this: http://www.nsa.gov/selinux/

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    Of those to whom much is given, much is required.
  604. Insider sales by griffjon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yahoo's Insider Sales is particularly revealing...

    everyone's selling!

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    Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
  605. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by HiThere · · Score: 1

    If I understand things properly, common stock gives you a financial interest in the company, but no control. Common stock can't vote, but can only collect dividends.

    So what this means is that if MS figures that the stock will be worth more than $2.00 (or more precisely, that it can sell the stock for more than $2), then it can buy a lot of it and turn around and try to resell it. Or if it figures that the long term profitability will be high enough, it can buy the stock and hold it for financial gain. But this doesn't give it any control (except that it can file stockholder's law suits).

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  606. May be pretty close to obsolete already. (-: by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Their stock seems to be heading for the deck as we type.

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  607. Maybe the game can't be won with pr0n and spam by garrulous · · Score: 1

    But it sure can be fought with it. Face it, there's no logical argument asides from the judicial hammer that is going to get SCO to stop yanking everyone's chain, but it doesn't mean that the public can't cause them some mischief and mayhem in the meantime. Most /.ers aren't going to have anything to do with the final fallout of the ruling, but they can each contribute in their own juvenile, petty and thoroughly satisfying way.

  608. Standard deviation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And following normal population deviance, there should be normal number of gays among them.
    I'm not sure that 'population deviance' means what you think it means :)

  609. Stinkin' drunk by julio.recalde · · Score: 1

    ...have to be those that came up with the idea.

  610. Hey! by RighteousFunby · · Score: 1

    I don't use SMP-OR RCU! In fact, I will now stick up my big, meaty, wholesome finger at SCO and ignore their whiny nastynesses!

    I think we should change the topic icon for these stories. How about a jack in the box...but the "jack" looks like Darl McBride and has a Redeemer. THAT would kick ass.

  611. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes try to take money from the government. See how that helps you with your litagation.

  612. wha...? by WhodoVoodoo · · Score: 1

    the hell!?

    Shouldnt SCO be forced to PROVE their infringment claims before trying to charge everyone and their grandmother using Linux for a license? They've not even shown a court their code in question yet, have they?

    I assume that others find this completely, utterly ridiculous?

  613. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by lordmage · · Score: 1

    I wonder..

    If we get one person to license the code, then since they can "sub license" the code.. they give all the code to EVERYONE free.

    has to be cheaper and end all this crap once and for all.

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    I can program myself out of a Hello World Contest!!
  614. completely off topic... by Mir322 · · Score: 1

    Dave... as in from the Amiga ? I still have teashirts from your networking book!

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    "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."- Friedrich Nietzsche
  615. Re:They basically admit it all in their risk facto by jafuser · · Score: 1

    lossen up d00d!

    teh guyz post pwnzed SCO!

    maby ingles isnt his langguge........ its not like most teh ppl on teh web is a ingles speeker neway!!1

    -

    OK, I've just realized I've been reading forums for MMO games way too much lately. What's depressing is I've seen a lot worse abuses of the English language in those forums than my parody above. =)

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  616. Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But an important attribute is missing from the post.

    Goodlooking.

  617. IBM coutersues by kaltekar · · Score: 1

    http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1104_2-5060965.html?tag= fdfeed

    BM said that four SCO software packages violate four of IBM's patents. The patents cover a data compression technique, a method of navigating among program menus using options arranged in a graphical tree, a method for verifying that an electronic message was received and a method for monitoring computing systems linked in a cluster.

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    Ahh.. The mind what a wonderful trap!
  618. Re:stocks and Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that we need to specify that when a IP holder makes this sort of claim, they must expose precisely what the "stolen" IP is, so that it can be excised. This is only fair, to allow the users of the target software (in this case) to stop the potential infringement, and to allow their attorneys to assess the risk involved if they don't stop using the alleged IP.

    That's what is so unjust about this whole thing.
    How good are the SCO claims? We don't know.
    What code do they claim is infringing on their IP? We don't know.

    That's not fair. This is a situation where the government is uniquely suited to ensuring that IP holders have to play fair. If we can get this codified as law, then Open Source developers and users have a chance to A) deal with future threats like this and B) show that they can deal with threats like this better than closed source can.

    Imagine if SCO was making this claim against Windows. Even if they exposed the infringing portions, noone but MS could do anything about it. I don't have the option of recompiling Windows without the offending code.

    BTW, That's one thing I would point out to Joe Public when explaining this issue - if this ever happens to Windows, we'll really be hurting, because we must rely on MS to fix the problem.

    Say, how CAN SCO go after the end users? If this was about Windows, they would just go after MS for fees, wouldn't they? What says they can go after end users, rather than just the developers?

  619. nice girls by boarder · · Score: 1

    Really? You do?

    hmmm...

    mind hookin me up?

    Have them email me: boarder@godineedadate.org

    Or you can just tell me where they hang out.

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    IANAL, but I play one on /.
  620. Re:Totally OT but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One calls himself Loser and the other calls hinself Fu$%^@*d.

    You guys need to get a better opinion of yourselves.

  621. 210,000 shares out of 12,262,003 shares total by mec · · Score: 1

    What ownership of the company does 210K shares represent?

    SCO has 12,262,003 shares outstanding as of March 28, 2003. So 210,000 shares is 1.7%.

    It was Sun, rather than Microsoft, who got the warrant.

    BTW, the guy who was talking about stock that receives dividends but doesn't vote -- that would be preferred stock. Preferred stock doesn't vote, but they are guaranteed to get their dividends paid before common stock gets any dividends paid. They are "preferred" in that sense.

    This is a warrant to buy common stock. Common stock does vote, and it is last in line to get paid when the company pays out money. If I recall correctly, the order is: taxes, employees, creditors, senior bonds, junior bonds, preferred stock, common stock. That generally only matters when the company is insolvent and has to choose which people to pay because they can't pay everyone.

  622. Re:Get your insider sales info straight from sec.g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, if you don't even know what a short is, STFU. Obviously the guy doesn't have shares to sell. Short Selling and Put Options are mechanisms for trying to profit on a stock's future collapse. Like SCOX.

  623. Petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sign the anti SCO petition http://www.petitiononline.com/yama01/petition.html

  624. What about GPL? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    If SCO owns parts of Linux that it claims are propritary wouldn't that violate the GPL that SCO and others have been distributing basically "tainted" code?

    So if SCO actually proved their case, I'm thinking the FSF would have to chase them down for violating the GPL. You can't just make the GPL invalid, everyone really has 3 choices.

    1. Cease distribution of all Linux.
    2. Remove offending code.
    3. Place offending code in GPL.

    You cannot just ignore the license that the entire Linux kernel is under and start demanding payment. Or can you? ...

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  625. ENOUGH! by sad_ · · Score: 1
    SCOForum 2003.

    A hard-hitting technology summit showcasing the technology and business solutions of The SCO Group and its Strategic Business Partners. August 17 - 19, 2003 in Las Vegas, NV. (MGM Grand Hotel)

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    I'm located in europe, so i will not be able to PROTEST in las vegas, but i ask every american geek to go to las vegas and PROTEST during their 'SCOForum'. Do it, please!

    Geeks unite and let your voice be heard! Make this the biggest geek-protest-march ever, unlike the small protest at the SCO offices last month, complaining on /. does _not_ help.

    Somebody get a boatload of Knoppix, Debian, etc... cd's over there and hand them out to everybody and there dog! screw their lawsuit, screw sco during their 'forum' with the one thing they're fighting against.

    Enough already with this daily ongoing IP-FUD. Time to fight back!

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    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
    1. Re:ENOUGH! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      I live in Las Vegas. I happen to be fortunate.

      However an unfortunate accident such as tubgirl or goatse being displayed during a video presentation or a pie being thrown at Mcbrides face would just happen to be unfortunate wouldn't it? :-)

  626. Re:Get your insider sales info straight from sec.g by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, my mistake. I know what a short is, I just didn't clue in that the particular transaction he described was a short. Never heard of a Put Option tho.

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  627. Congratulations! by Jetson · · Score: 1

    Now that you've had your 15 minutes of fame on Slashdot you're destined to be a household name like Wil Weaton or Cowboy Neal.

  628. The solution by jafac · · Score: 1

    *BSD. I don't understand what all this hemming and hawing about Linux is all about. There's another free OS out there that's just as good if not better.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  629. Re:stocks and Stallman by Groovus · · Score: 1

    For the sake of completeness here is a snippet of what McBride has said taken from a transcript posted in this slashdot thread involving the SCO conference call of Aug 5: "What is at issue is more than SCO and Red Hat. What is at issue is intellectual property rights in the age of the Internet....don't ask, don't tell policy. ... important debate ...proprietary or communal property according to Richard Stallman's vision." I believe I saw a few other mentions of targeting Stallman in some other statements by SCO execs, but I can't find them right now, however the above is more than enough to support my main point.

  630. Auto-self-deprecation by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    So how does reallyfuckingsucks.com feel about themselves?

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  631. SCO can... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    ...bite my shiny plastic peanut.

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    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  632. What about China, SCO??? by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

    SCO is going after the US Government for merely using Linux. When are they going to attempt to go after CHINA, who actually produces, distributes, and modifies their own Distro?? That's what I want to see... The US government has to stop and think of some sort of plausible explaination for their actions (no matter how cracked it may sound), whereas China, with the entire world watching, would just run them over with a tank!!

    Go on, SCO, I dare you! Just hop on over there, and try to get your "license" fee from all the Red Flag users and contributors! Otherwise, shut up, fuck off, and kill yourselves now. Either you go after EVERYONE right now, or just suck farts from corpses.
    Either way, you've lost everything.

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    For those who describe their systems as 'boxen', do you order multiple 'boxen' of corn flakes also?
    1. Re:What about China, SCO??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of a true story Dave Barry repeated once, in which a military base in Russia didn't pay their electric bills for a few months. The power company shut them off. The base commander drove down to company headquarters with a tank and said Turn our power back on. Problem solved.

  633. send feedback to SCO by mr_e_cat · · Score: 1

    http://www.sco.com/company/feedback/

  634. Whats Next? (For Great Justice) by galgon · · Score: 1

    All Your Base All Belongs To SCO.

    my zig ate my sig

  635. Analogy? by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    These slimebags remind me of a late-stage rabid animal, snarling and snapping at anything that it can. I also remember that there are very few survivors of this disease once symptoms appear...

  636. Why WOULDN'T they? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    No one actually CARES about whether or not we "get" to "keep" the alleged SCO code in the kernel. If the OSS community hears what it actually IS, I guarantee within the day at least 10 patches will be out that work better than the supposed SCO code ever did. You kill two birds with one stone like that.

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  637. Re:Is Open Source the answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You misspelled your own name too:
    Datardly :-)
  638. CONSPIRACY THEORY - M$ is behind it...too obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. M$ sees the linux phantom menace
    2. M$ talks to SCO - "if you help me with my linux problem, I will license your technology"
    3. SCO agrees and starts suing
    4. Weeks later good guy M$ publicly announces it is licensing SCO technology
    5. Companies start hearing the legal noise, and opt to keep with M$ for a while longer until the SCO case terminates (10 years??).

    In the meantime M$ keeps doing business as usual, since big corps are afraid of any legal action and OSS companies loose business and overall OSS interest declines.

    Anybody would like to comment on this?

  639. Re:according to your sig (watch your logic) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    Not A -> Not B does not mean A -> B.

    Besides, being on everybody's shit list is a much more elite 'honor' than just being on somebody's shit list.

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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  640. Re:not the best tactic nor best way to make friend by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    you know....that sounds about right. (a history review on /., who'd would've thunk it?)

    Either way, I thought Churchill said something similar to that effect, grinning.

  641. Re:Too funny--the Gandhi quote seems to apply here by sudog · · Score: 1

    It is what I meant. I don't mean fun in a spiteful sense either--purely in a "wow this is damn interesting" sense.

  642. Re:Too funny--the Gandhi quote seems to apply here by Lord+Custos · · Score: 1

    1) First SCO Annoys You.
    2) Then they Mock your Business Model.
    3) Then they Sue you.
    4) Then ???

    The first Slashdotter to bark "5) Profit!" gets poked in the eye. The "Profit!" option ownly applies to stealing underwear.

  643. Re:CONSPIRACY THEORY - M$ is behind it...too obvio by wawadave · · Score: 0

    hello i totally agree with you you hit it right on the Head. not conspiracy but fact!

  644. SCO scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scofflaw SCO scolds all linux scouts, scoffing the SCOed IBM scope
    Scoot, SCO, before we you scorch you, because we scorn you!

  645. Correction by finallyHasANickname · · Score: 1
    It seems that the "quality of mercy" statement was not even in the same act as the "Hath not a Jew eyes..."

    Oh jeez. It was Portia who said the "quality of mercy" stuff. This ought to settle it in, ahem, any case. hehehe

  646. Re:Quickly degenerating into the really bizarre .. by Izago909 · · Score: 1

    You mustn't take life so seriously. It would be a joyless world that punishes someone for day dreaming illegal activities. Who hasn't thought of smacking some deserving fool around? What matters is whether or not people act on them. I bet you're one of those bosses everyone has those day dreams about.

    A thief's arguably better than a sadistic fuck like you.
    There is a difference between a 'thief and a sadistic fuck like me'. One involves a deserving victim, and the other involves an innocent victim. If someone were mugged in an alley, who would you not feel bad for: Ken Lay or some old lady?