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  1. 22.... on Mainframe Techies Are A Dying Breed · · Score: 1

    Mind you please that this is one fifth of my entire lifetime. If I "ain't done shit" then I'm in very deep trouble.

  2. Heavily Sarcastic reasoning for this on Mainframe Techies Are A Dying Breed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Us younger people don't have mainframes to play with. I'm 22 and I have never ever seen a mainframe. Anywhere. I don't even know what kind of software or operating system they have. Other than they might have a cobol compiler.

    I can code cobol. But I'd rather gouge out my eyes with a sharp stick.

  3. On second thought on Childhood Memories Ruined by the Internet? · · Score: 1

    Most of these spoofs are done in a kind of tasteless level. Rude, but not illegal.

    Even so, shame on these derivitive makers.

  4. Bah on Childhood Memories Ruined by the Internet? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rule of the internet #1:
    People on the internet are inevitably very very very very very wierd.

    Rule of the internet #2:
    Most of the people who spend a *lot* of time on the internet are sexually frustrated.

    Conclusion:
    These people are gonna make raunchy jokes about everything they get their hands on.

    I don't understand this "Broken Memories" approach. Getting your favorite cartoon spoofed causes you psychological damage? GET A GRIP, DUDE!

  5. Ha ha ha. on Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo · · Score: 1

    This prank again?
    It was funny the first five times.

  6. A baby step towards sanity on O'Reilly Commits to Short Copyright Durations · · Score: 1

    This is indeed what the founding fathers intended with copyright -- You profit from your work for a while, then it becomes public.

    Copyrights are so long these days, once you've written one book, there's no need to write a second one.

  7. Aieeeeeeeeee on Hilary Rosen from RIAA will write Iraq's Copyrights? · · Score: 1

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    Well....at least it'll be better than
    a fundamentalist government.

    That kind shoots you for listening to music,
    copyrighted or no.

  8. Bye Bye Spammers.... on Virginia Anti-Spam Law; FTC Forum on Spam · · Score: 1

    Imagine what will happen when spamming is illegal in all but a few states....

    I can see a federal anti-spam law on the rise, and for spammers it will not be pretty....

    (-1 Redundant.)

  9. Cool on Will Bounties Cure The Spam Problem? · · Score: 1

    I believe this will bring and end to the profit motive of spam -- break the law and it will cost you. And it will not cost you a piddling $50, as in the California, Washington, and other state laws. Oh no. It will cost you a thousand PER OFFENSE.

    You better believe spammers will want to do things the legal way.

  10. Exactly how do you exterminate a gnome? on MIT Gnome Invasion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Must you use the magic word, Kappa Delta Edward?

  11. Oh look, an outright lie too. on Ballmer on Windows Server 2003, Linux · · Score: 4, Insightful
    " The way things are structured today, from a licensing perspective, in the Linux world nobody will ever commercialize Linux the way the Sun commercialized FreeBSD."

    Forgetting RedHat, Mr. Balmer?


  12. He has a funny idea of "Innovation." on Ballmer on Windows Server 2003, Linux · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I quote Mr. Balmer:
    " Linux itself is a clone of an operating system that is 20-plus years old. That's what it is. That is what you can get today, a clone of a 20-year-old system. I'm not saying that it doesn't have some place for some customers, but that is not an innovative proposition."

    So just because the basic design is old, it's not "innovative?" I think this guy needs to spend more time with his programmers!

  13. Espionage? on 1996 Economic Espionage Act and DirectTV · · Score: 1


    Gee, and here I thought espionage had to be international.

  14. Hum, Maybe in the future on Solid-State DV Camcorder · · Score: 1

    This doesn't seem developed enough for anyone to buy it yet, but I imagine when it's fully developed, cinamatographers will buy them by the truckload.

  15. Losing faith in humanity on The Rights of GM Humans · · Score: 1

    Genetically modified humans would be no different than humans born in the traditional method. Why can't people understand this?????

    Gah.

  16. Why do ISPs care about NAT? on More On Detecting NAT Gateways · · Score: 1

    They're providing the bandwidth anyway.
    Are they concerned that people will host thousands of computers (at a major cost to the ISP's bandwidth) if people are allowed to do this?

  17. I was talking about homes on Starting a Home-Based Software Company? · · Score: 1

    One cannot hear telephone conversations on the outside of a residence, no matter how loud the person is yelling.

    Now if you're a rock band like my little brother, you WILL annoy the neighbors....

  18. No reason for complaints on Starting a Home-Based Software Company? · · Score: 1

    Software is a very quiet and peaceful industry, and you could send your product over the internet. Your neighbors probably wouldn't notice if you had such a company, and therefore probably don't care if you do or not.

  19. Exactly why I don't use intel.... on Slashback: Hardware, Lexis, Free · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I was suspicious about their P1 floating point bug, but what really got me to avoid them forever was their PIII.

    And now P4 is buggy, just like P1....

    Does that mean a horrendous sucking privacy violation is to come on the P6?

  20. Re:Dishonest statistics on Slashback: Discipline, License, Name-calling · · Score: 1

    The point of my post was not that RIAA doesn't suffer because of file-trading. It does cost them some money. But not as much as they claim it does.

  21. LAWFUL INTERCEPT? on Cisco Support for Lawful Intercept In IP Networks · · Score: 1

    That's an oxymoron. (Contradiction in terms, guys!)

    This needs the same protection as any phone convo.
    (Fortunately, getting encryption should be much easier.)

  22. Yes but on Slashback: Discipline, License, Name-calling · · Score: 1

    You can reinstall IE afterwards to repair the breaks in windows update and microsoft's help files.

    (Napster didn't work right after I uninstalled IE.)

    Best of all, when you reinstall, it runs as a separate program and doesn't load as a part of the OS.

  23. Removing IE on Slashback: Discipline, License, Name-calling · · Score: 1

    I have a little program to remove Internet Explorer.

    It came from here: http://www.win98lite.net

    I did not write this program, but I am very satisfied with it's results.

  24. Dishonest statistics on Slashback: Discipline, License, Name-calling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember that joke about the kid who prooves that he has no time to attend school, since he must spend x days sleeping and x days eating and x days are weekends.....

    The kid in this joke arrives at the figure that he does because the way he does it counts a good portion of time twice. (IE: Sleep and weekends overlaps...)
    The RIAA I think is counting things twice when it obtains these "Billion Dollar" figures. I think that it counts the number of P2P transactions and multiplies it by the cost of an album. This dispite people downloading songs that they would never buy. In fact, one could further inflate the figures by including incompleted transactions as a full one.

    Billions of Dollars? Baloney.

  25. I cannot believe this! on Fox Sues Over Reuse Of Public-Domain Documentary · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fox does not have a case here.

    The material fell out of copyright and is now public domain and they're still claiming rights to it?

    Hold on, I gotta go sue the supermarket to recover the money I spent there -- because hey, it *USED* to be mine....