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Childhood Memories Ruined by the Internet?
An anonymous reader writes "Remember that favorite cartoon you used to get up early every saturday morning to watch? Then remember how that part of your childhood died when you stumbled on that dirty piece of fanart based on it? Codehappy has launched a new site for you. Broken Memories is a website devoted to all the childhoods destroyed by internet fandom. Take a look at some of their discoveries, some of these things are just plain wrong."
Man, I can't look at Batman and Robin and NOT think of the Ambiguously Gay Duo anymore. I miss the days when I was younger and had no awareness of these soul-crushing truths.
What's the point anymore? Superfriends cosplay has made me a broken man.
Dude, where's my packet?
My favorite childhood memory is goatse. I think that it was aided, not ruined, by the internet.
Personally, I just stopped watching satuday morning cartoons altogether when I discovered the internet..
find / -name "*.sig" | xargs rm
Just... wrong. I remember when I was little, running around the house with my Thundercats sword. Unfortunately, I also remember the first time I stumbled across some fan "art" of one of them giving Mumra a blowjob.
I'm going to go curl up in the corner in a fetal position and cry.
'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
All my childhood memories are circulating around the computers in my life. ... when i got my C64... the first time i fired a CPU... my first Intel 286 reference book...
GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
-Kevin
yeah like, i remember my childhood..
/me cries :(
it was a internet filled with nice people.
You were lucky to get an email an hour, news sites weren't filled with dupes, and first-post trolls were unheard of.
the world has changed
-r
well, now i know where to look for all my smurf hentai
The site is fairly sparse. I bet a google search would turn up many more hits than anything on this site.
Most of my "childhood memories" were ruined simply by me growing up and seeing those cartoons again on cable re-runs.
The crass corporate sponsored half-hour toy commercials that were the cartoons of my youth look completely different in my eyes today.
Sorry, my childhood died when I watched Bugs Bunny years later and noticed that explosions, gun shots, and a bunch of other bits that were funny had been taken out. Not many things funnier than Wile E. Coyote or Elmer Fudd burnt to a crisp with their hair blown back after the TNT went off too soon.
I don't think that was actually posted by vanilla ice.
Maybe because it takes half an hour to figure out what the hell the you're supposed to look at on this site
I like this better than any Pooh book or cartoon ever! Had to wait until I was well over 30 before it discovered me too :(
Eve Fairbanks says I drive a hybrid!LOL
The DFC (when it was around) definitely warped some of my own childhood memories. The fact that they used the original cartoons and user-created captions made it all the more disturbing. But I don't remember laughing harder than I did whenever I read them. Somehow I think the parody generated even more interest in Bil Keane's daily strip.
What they did to Calvin and Hobbes was just wrong. That and Garfield were the two I grew up with, and I deign to see what the latter looks like. Besides, Suzie didn't like Calvin that much anyway...
www.tealeaves.org "All you need is love." -
Why haven't their parents or school installed porn filters? Why haven't they been limited access till they're old enough? My parents wouldn't let me watch certain TV when I was young, I dont see how this is any different. And no, I couldnt just go to a friends to watch stuff, their parents were the same way. Everyone looked out for their kids and what they could watch and read. No, not all can be stopped, but it starts with the parents because they're the ones who decided to bring you into this world, they know bad stuff exists, and they need to shelter you as they see fit.
If the biggest pain you encounter in life is someone making fun of your ... well I should be so lucky.
favorite childhood cartoon
I wasn't allowed to watch TV on a Saturday morning. Nor did we have a computer. Instead, I was told to read a book or go outside and play. Strange concept, hey?
This sort of thing is for SomethingAwful, not SlashDot. this is a news site for geeks, not a site for people to point at something and go, "ew, gross!"
Grow up, anyway. If it can be corrupted by a sexual image, it has, probably a while ago. It's an irrevocable part of life, and not really something that deserves to be made fun of on a site devoted to geeky tech news.
but not the list site, it's still functioning. All of the spoiler sites that have more than text are really slow. I wonder why...
Tom and Jerry are talking now! Just WTF is THAT all about?!?
Sounds to me like this site is more useful serving as a central point on the web as a listing of links to pornographic cartoons.
Mad Hatter
It was infomercials, I dunno about your local area, but here in NY the only thing on Saturday mornings anymore is straight hours of infomercials. As if the 12AM-6AM hours weren't enough, now on Sat. we can enjoy them until 1-3pm in the afternoon!!!!
I remember when slashdot was actually a news site...
but now, what we really have is:
"in soviet russia, all your base are belong to the ultimate beowulf
cluster of natalie portman's clit, you insensitive clod!
(this first post is a duplicate)"
childhood memories, now long gone...
I posted on this site, but not for long. It's boring. Come on, you can only see pop culture figures turned into wank fodder about a dozen times before it gets dull. All porn in pretty much the same. Seeing one cartoon character take it up the pooper is about the same as any other character doing the same. I fail to see why people find this so entertaining.
Uhm. I'm sorry, but I think your childhood memories must be a bit broken already if it only takes a twisted fan site to shatter them. Get a grip and hit the back arrow if you stumble upon something on the 'net that offends you. Everything out there offends somebody on the 'net.
Oh no, you were exposed to someone else's thoughts and you didn't like them. Wah.
... Is this even about "broken memories" or "raped childhoods"? No. This is just a set of links to every dirty cartoon or story ever drawn. It's more like "cartoon porn paradise". So, nice try on the part of a bleeding heart /. editor to encourage censorship, but this story shouldn't have been approved. And nice job by the submittor to get a cartoon porn site on the front page.
Seriously, I understand where people are coming from on this - I, too, have a special place in my heart for the stories I read/watched as a young child - but what would you prefer? Censorship? There's not really a middle ground. You don't like it, don't look at it. Sorry if you got offended but that's your problem.
Now then, this site
Pales in comparison to the moral degradation that accompanies the discovery of USENET.
While I'm waiting for this to load, I think I'll create Broken Links, a website devoted to all the websites destroyed by slashdotting.
Some of that Calvin and Hobbes Pr0n was pretty hot.
Although I would've preferred Hobbes getting it on with Calvin's mom instead of Calvin. I guess the incest gives it more of a sordid quality!
(-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
My god... where do all these people who actually WERE "innocent" as children come from? Personally, I remember my wild childhood imagination thinking up scenes just as dirty as anything on the Evil Internet with my favorite comic book characters back when I was just 7-8 or so, and most of my friends back then were just as dirty-minded little bastards. Of course, sex and superheroes were both about equally "unreal" to us... Perhaps that's an excuse. :)
Where do you want to calculate today?
If there is ever a comic to show up on the "incorruptibles list", you can expect that within the hour, someone will have seen it + drawn a crude, possibly obscene cartoon to take that comic right back off of the list.
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If Barbie girl was one of your childhood favorites (which I doubt :-) but even if it wasn't, you are likely to enjoy this parody.
Instead of advertising or search engines to drive traffic to a site that has absolutely no content, let's scam slashdot into posting it as an article. Did the poster actually check out the site to see that there wasn't anything there?
Doesn't look like anyone's writing any Amos 'n' Andy slash fanfic.
Yet.
k.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles clip has to be the funniest movie clip I've ever seen in my life!!!
I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy software, I grow it.
I wouldn't go so far as to say my childhood memories have been ruined by what I've seen on the Internet. Rather, it's been a great source for me to meet other fans of television shows, cartoons, and movies that I've been a fan of. There will always be the fringe element websites that spoofs or otherwise shatters the 'innocence' we had as kids watching these shows -- but why worry about it?
What I don't appreciate, however, is the fact that cartoons I used to view on TV have been severely edited to cut out "objectionable" bits. I guess that's what pisses me off the most. And to make matters worse, is the other crap on TV that's 10 times worse in terms of profanity and violence. As if kids aren't already exposed to this stuff.
Hypocracy lives!
Free Bob!
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..if anything seeing the x-men gang bang storm was a major turn on.
I've left to find myself. If you happen to see me, please, keep me there until I return.
"Remember that favorite cartoon you used to get up early every saturday morning to watch? Then remember how that part of your childhood died when you stumbled on that dirty piece of fanart based on it?
:-).
No, I really don't remember this happening! In factm until this article brought the topic up I had no idea that anyone might try to make nasty fanart based on bugs bunny. And since the server is totally slashdotted, I fortunately will get to keep my pure childhood memories
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If you have a weak constitution, this is probably not the kind of site you should visit.
...I hope you enjoy your stay here. And by "enjoy" I mean "be completely mortified at seeing long-held pleasant memories dissolve in the bilious excretions of a random Internet pervert."
and my favorite...
So the whole concept is that it's actually a treasure hunt. They're looking for childhood memories that are incorruptible. Current roster: 0!
Nouvelles de jeux et technologies en français. TC
Please stay on topic. This thread is about stinky *fandom-art*-wanking pr0n loving parents' basement living GNU hippies. That said, I believe that the rest of the post is basically on track.
Incidentally, Mr. Ice, how is it that you are, to this day, still the phattest, funkiest, baddest rapper ever?
It ain't there no more. Hah ha ha.
Are you sure?
I thought it was pretty convincing...
So I'm a pervert. Welcome to the Internet.
I'd be REALLY angry, frightened, cold, and shivering if someone drew up a hentai based on the Bill & Ted cartoon from 1991-92.
Hell, I don't think anyone even remembers that there WAS a Bill & Ted cartoon.
now my memories are slashdotted....
Cartoon porn
Next week can someone please post a free porn site that deals with real people, with perhaps a few series from playboy, as I really don't get off on this cartoon crap, and the google api blocks porn!
The problem with slashdot is that most of its users were bullied and stuffed into lockers as kids!
Porn-a-tized comics/catoons have been longer than the web... how many faxes have I received over the years... each one degrading a little bit more as it gets passed along.
BBS' were pretty good about warehousing that crap too.
...will mostly be marked by a bunch of assholes from Arstechnica's forums.
For some reason, civlised debat is hard to come by on that particular website.
You, dear sir, are apparently a playa hater. It is a well known fact that the "nil", as I like to call him, is a prolific contributer to this website.
Indeed, some would say that he is the only thing that gives slashdot the funk, the groove, the smoove, and the move that it has. Did you not catch his insightful reparee with the stinky GNU hippies over the advantages of good grooming habits? Did you not read his careful deconstruction of the broader impact of opportunistic encryption over TCP/IP?
Did you not see his first-hand account of Steve Jobs demoing iTunes to him ahead of time, in the interests of getting his music up on iTunes? (I believe it is in the top-10, sales-wise there, current.y)
Now then, please take your trolling back where it came from. It's just not wanted or appreciated here.
Thx.
Only the ones that don't depict the "character" appearing like a "black sambo" have been left in. All explosions that result in a pig tail with bow dread loche look with big africanus nose and africanus lips have been removed due to political correctness.
This is similar to the editting in my opinion that Steven Speilberg did by replacing guns with bats in the special edition of ET.
The only thing I see wrong with what the article mentioned is that teens sometimes wear these things (porn Flintstones and such) on T Shirts. It's not the webmasters we should be after, it's Spencers and Gadzooks, and Hot Topic for promoting the bastardization of cartoon characters.
Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny
Poorly drawn cartoon pornography doesn't destroy happy childhood memories of cartoons. Watching those cartoons now destroys those memories.
I remember those shows as being super cool. But whenever they get re-aired (say on Cartoon Network) I cannot even watch one episode all the way through. They are tedious and boring, the plots make no sense, the characters are depthless, the animation and the voice acting are crappy. There's no redeeming value to these shows.
The fact that they allowed children of our generation to watch that drivel astounds me. And it makes me wonder at how naive and simple a child I was to think of that as entertainment.
It breaks my pluginses, my precious!
Even more amazing, I found a site that links to thousands of beautiful naked women sites on the internet! Who'd have known?!
/. editors are CENSORS! That's why! The bastards!
And they're all cataloged, and you can rate them and everything!
Why oh why isn't this deserving of a slashdot headline????
Because the
I dunno, maybe I was old enough when I first ran across this sort of stuff that it couldn't shock me so hard. But I don't see what a big deal it is.
If you were hit that badly by seeing fan-art, I wonder how you'd react to hearing actual audio outtakes from the Thundercats show. The fact is, while the cartoon itself may be pure, the people behind it are only human.
Maybe the fact that I grew up watching Warner Bros cartoons, which threw in all sorts of hidden adult humor, helped cushion me from this sort of shock. I dunno.
it's good to know that all my favorite cartoon characters actually have heartbeats after all.
when religion is no longer the opiate of the masses, governments will resort to real opiates.
Time to play "Bishojo Janshi Pretty Sailor 18-kin" aka "Pretty Sailor XXX"...
Take a look here, dudes but you have to log in, download MAME, and download the game for it...
-uso.
*lemon face*
Dreams, dreams, don't doubt dreams, dreaming children's dreaming dreams. Sailor Moon SS
and well, I'm sure a chunk of my adult life will be broken by it as well... but it was all by two simple words:
College Tuition
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I could never make it past the third level of Venture when I was a kid.
The other day I d/l MAME32 and fired up venture. As MAME allows, I saved the game state and plodded along, anxiously awaiting the 4th level....which was a repeat of the first, only faster. Sigh. I should have left well enough alone.
Great, like the Internet didn't have enough to answer for already, now this...
Now if only we could delete you
This is one of the worst hentai porn sites I've ever seen. Why did you post this shit?
Then remember how that part of your childhood died when you stumbled on that dirty piece of fanart based on it?
Well, no. My sensibilities aren't that fragile. Why, did this happen to you?
Stumbling across some Transformers pr0n of Megatron giving Optimus Prime a BJ... No matter how many times I wash my brain...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Batman, the boy blunder and Little Old Lady From Pasadena. Jan and Dean Meet Batman. :)
Heard that 15 years ago and still haven't forgotten it. And it is not a good thing since it really just enhanced the view I already had of Batman and most super-dude-comics. Never read them.
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FYI my cherished childhood memories are certainly not the many hours wasted in front of the idiot box, and I will not be disappointed if someone defiles an already fabricated reality whose sole purpose is to sell us things.
If these are your childhood memories they NEED to be broken.
-- "Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains." Jean Jacques Rousseau
This is a small price to pay for freedom of speech.
Remember that favorite cartoon you used to get up early every saturday morning to watch? Then remember how that part of your childhood died when you stumbled on that dirty piece of fanart based on it?
Uh, fucking no. I'm not a goddamn loser like you are.
I remember back in the mid-ninties or so, when the web was young and (relatively) innocent. I was surfing a bunch of Star Trek sites when I first came upon Star Trek porn. Now keep in mind that this was back before porn became a big business on the 'net. So these people(guys and gals) must have been really obsessed fans who took the time to take nude photos of themselves while 'cosplaying', and scanned and posted it on the internet back when that was a totally geek-only thing... I don't know whether to be amused or frightened by the geekyness of it all.
At least there was no Wesley Crusher porn that I can recall... Hey CleverNickName, have you had problems with fan imposter porn being done of you or your charachter?
Before the internet my childhood was video games and TV so Im glad to have discovered it.
I'm not sure the internet feels the same way about you.
They have a Jem story in which, for some reason, Eric Raymond is a character. I'm not kidding. They're traumatizing our childhood memories. It's outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Is it just me? Or do some cartoons deserve this kind of abuse as retribution for the cathode-ray lobotomies they inflicted on us as children? I can think of a few series so horrible that I'd like to nominate them for parodying in this manner... Captain Planet, Darkwing Duck, and G.I. Joe, for starters.
Any other suggestions?
Finally! I thought it'd never happen!
"Arthur felt that if Ford didn't touch his cock soon he would not be responsible for the consequences. "
Yeah baby! If only they'd air Vogon poetry on the radio, my life would be complete!
With Jughead and Mr. Weatherbee? I used to think that people who wrote slash were pathetic losers, now I think that they're pathetic losers who should be killed and eaten by wild dogs, both to end their miserable lives and also to improve the aesthetic quotient of modern society.
cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
Growing up is the actual ruiner of cartoons. My roommate and I sat down and watched a marathon session of Robotech shows. At first it was nostalgic, then it was funny, and then . . . simply pathetic. We finished only five episodes and that was that. Childhood was great and all that, but some things are best left in the nursery.
On an aside, my girlfriend's father is an animator (we live in LA). When he was younger he drew for Scooby Doo. I asked him about the whole Fred and Daphne always going off together. And he laughed. He said all the animators drew porno pictures of the Scooby cast getting on it with each other (including Scooby) and past it around the office. He told me most animators do that on all shows except sometimes the cartoons are screwing the producers and all other deadline driving folk.
Rule of the internet #1:
People on the internet are inevitably very very very very very wierd.
Rule of the internet #2:
Most of the people who spend a *lot* of time on the internet are sexually frustrated.
Conclusion:
These people are gonna make raunchy jokes about everything they get their hands on.
I don't understand this "Broken Memories" approach. Getting your favorite cartoon spoofed causes you psychological damage? GET A GRIP, DUDE!
I'm sure you'd all be tickled to learn that this individual lives in Redmond and apparently works at Microsoft.
I miss the days when I was younger and had no awareness of these soul-crushing truths.
The sketch that did it for me was the SNL bit where James Bond finds out he's got every STD known to man, and hundreds of new ones, hereafter classified as Jamesbond001, JamesBond002, etc.
He's calling all the people he's ever slept with, and at one point, he calls up stately Wayne Manor.
"Hello, is Batman in? Excellent, could you put him on? No, no, stay on the line Robin, this concerns you too."
"Inattention makes clowns of us all" -Bean
There was no DMCA, no PATRIOT act, no (affordable) VCRs. The MPAA didn't control congress, records were not only fairly decent, but they were also comparatively cheap, all was good.
Except at the turn of the 70s/80s, with the first home computers. Loading. Very. Low. Resolution. Games. From. Analog. Tape. Cassettes. You thought CD loading times were bad? Try sitting around while "Loading..." is displayed on your TV for an hour.
Oh, and if you've dealt with furries, you'll find much of your favorite funny animal cartoons pornografied beyond all belief. But then again, that certainly is an improvement on what's been done to them by Disney/Warner.
Baby Loonie Toons. Need I say more?
Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
Most of these spoofs are done in a kind of tasteless level. Rude, but not illegal.
Even so, shame on these derivitive makers.
GI Joe used to be so damn cool when I was a kid....so when I heard it was going to be on Cartoon Network I had to see it......first time it's on I'm like "wtf is this sh**??" And turned it right the hell off....
:P
The only thing that ruins our 'childhood memories' is knowing better now
Friend: "The NIC is misconfigured..." Me: "No prob, I'll just telnet in and fix it." *Silence*
You've managed to effectively destroy the page. I'm trying to work there.
I HIGHLY reccomend downloading "A Night on Thundera" (no, I'm not going to link to it - I'm ashamed I even know the title), and then have your mac read it back to you (the simpletext speech thang) - I haven't been that frightened or laughed that loud.
Just the way it makes Snarf say "Oh Lion-o"...
I'm going to go cry now.
It's Free Comic Book Day. ;)
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/
Hall of Broken Links. Because I got a "404 not found" when I tried to "enter the hall"
While I think that most of this stuff is in pretty poor taste, Porn in general isn't what I would call "artsy", so when somebody creates a website of Pokeporn I am more inclined to roll my eyes and wonder why these people that in some cases actually seem to posses some skill at art, are wasting their time drawing genitals on cartoon animals and whatnot.
As for ruining my childhood, adulthood has done that with extream success, in fact there seems to be little left to ruin. At least old video games are still as good as they were back in the day (god bless emulation)
On Wall Street they say "buy low, sell high" On the pad we say, "buy high, sell high" Isn't that somehow better?
Heh. I've got 3 or so seasons (accounting for 4 years of my childhood and about 10 more years as an adult) that were ruined by fandom.
Strangely, the Internet was instrumental in restoring much of the joy that went with those years.
But see, if Slashdot posted the newest messages at the top, there would be no more first post trolls at least..
Once the topic falls off the front page, I'll re-enable the site. Sorry, I'd keep it up the whole time if it were my choice, but you know how it is.
"Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by the legendary Wally Wood http://www.antville.org/img/txema/disney1.jpg
Yeah, I remember the good ol' wholesome Goatse cartoons before that troll ruined the whole thing. The franchise is just completely ruined. Thanks Jerk!
Table-ized A.I.
Transformers porn.
The first paragraph is enough to make your eyes bleed.
The coolest voice ever.
This is similar to the editting in my opinion that Steven Speilberg did by replacing guns with bats in the special edition of ET.
Speilberg didn;'t change the guns because of Polical Correctness(TM) - he did it because, in hindsight, he realised that real-life frederal agents don't draw guns on a bunch of little kids. (Unless threatened)
Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.
the Microsoft Clippy, Linux Tux and FreeBSD daemon slash fiction. It seems reasonable enough to me.
cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
Gives a whole new meaning to the saying "it's going to the dogs these days"
Those things are a product of their time. Nobody found it to be anything more (or less) than good entertainmant at the time.
Personally, the slow disappearance of those 'toons from the air has a bit of an Orwellian feel to it (made all the worse by the fact that it's NOT the result of a sinister government plot, but rather a slow forming media/societal consensus). We can't make racism go away by pretending it never existed. We can, however, gain better insight into that time in American history by watching it's entertainment.
At the same time, we can also see protests and parodies of things we take as a given today that were less than popular at the time ("Do you have a License to sell hair tonic to bald eagles in Omaha Nebraska?")
Just so you know, there's an excellent fan site for Jayce and the Wheeled warriors called The Root. A friend of mine is a huge Jayce fan and showed me the site a while ago. Enjoy.
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Open mind, insert foot.
ARGH.
/. finally start MIRRORING the small sites they post articles about?
When will
-Michael
Threshold RPG
Despite the best efforts of Corporate America, this kind of thing will always be. Once you publish something, the public owns it. Common people will do common things with your characters such as make them urinate. Of course, once the character is urinating it's not yours anymore is it? Cease and dissist letters will never stem the "abuse", though they will eliminate constructive uses. Before and after the internet, there are bathroom walls, tatoos and pamplets.
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
I find I've had to start a Slashdot directory in my favorites to track sites that I hope to visit a few weeks hence, after the excitement of the Slashdot discovery has abated.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
and spammers are ruining my adult life ;')
What happend when Furry Tiny Toons fans get out of hand? *shudder*
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. There are a lot of 'distortions' of childhood imagery; not all of which is on the Internet. There are also very likely a lot of examples that aren't pornography or satire or caricatures. All these types of treatments - mundane or otherwise do not necessarily mean people are insulting these things from our past.
I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
I run a fanfiction site and I can say I have seen this broken memorie thing happen all the time, something really popular in the fanfiction world is slash, slash is fanfic lingo for a story involving male/male intercourse, I have no problem with homosexuality but when people write Harry Potter or LotR fanfics involving slash I just think its sad, Its something that these charactors would never do, so its a bad fanfic, but for some reason, very popular
I like to see that my childhood friends have grown up as I have grown up.
Smurfs: The Lost Episode
Make affiliate bucks
I really wish they had an all-80s channel or two, that would just show the shows that aren't aleady on reruns (like Cheers).
What somewhat makes me sad is some shows that I remember (say Automan, Whiz Kids, Wizards and Warriors, The Phoenix or Otherworld) that I would like to see again (mostly to see how bad they were) can not be found. You can't find them at the stores, amazon, or anywhere, other than a footnote one a web site somewhere.
In this super-digital age, you'd think someone could do something to get them out there. I really need to go through some of my old VHS tapes (before they deterioate) and see what I can find.
Though it is sad that some of the stuff you can find is so damn expensive.
I could really care less about in image of Smurfette getting banged or something - big deal...that doesn't ruin anything. It ruins my opinion of humanity more, but oh well - it's kinda funny too.
I watched Flash Gordon reruns when I was young. Later someone made a porn movie called Flesh Gordon. My 'childhood memories are ruined'? I'm supposed to be all sad and shook-up? Honestly, you folks are just too sensitive.
"that's not encryption - it's a new perl script that I'm working on..." - from some Matrix parody
Attention Slashdotters and other curious folk: Yes, the site is down at the moment. Yes, my hosters' servers cannot take the immense strain all of the traffic has generated. I'll wait until the topic falls off the front page before reactivating the site. Sorry, if it were my decision and I had bigger pipes I'd keep the site up uninterrupted, but you know how it is.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
Remembering the movie's website URL and posting it on slashdot.org
or
Being one of the people proud to put their name at the end of their stupid creation.
Stil, April twirling the nunchucks from her anus was pretty damn exciting; gay!
They always said I was addicted to that show...
I don't even fucking remember watching it! I mus have been poisoned by Gerber, set into a spiraling hypnotical state, and sat in front of the Fraggles dazed and confused!
I only have flashbacks every once in a while, but sometimes I have no control of my thinking process and I am forced to remember... Radishes, Giants, Rodents eating the infrastructures of Crystal Meth Candy Stick buildings! Someone help me out of this nightmare!
Someone show me Fraggle Rock PORN or give me death!
Show me more!
Anything to remove anything cute about Disney's cartoons, which they truly lack.
"A Night on Thundera" direct
A quick paragraph, to teaze everyone, *snarf:
"Hey," Wilycat said, "It's our old starship. Why are you bringing us here?"
"Because," Wilykit said testily, landing her board on the large rock to the left of the main airlock. She jumped off and walked over to the door. "Come on."
Wilycat shook his head and said "I don't like this."
"You'll like it," Wilykit replied, turning on her electric torch. "Trust me." She led him through the corridors to the crew cabins, shoving aside one of the unpowered doors.
"Hey," Wilycat said, "Why are we in Liono's room?"
"Because he had the biggest bed, silly."
"I still don't know what you're planning."
"Come here," Wilykit said. "What?" "And take off your clothes."
"WHAT?" Wilycat complained. "Oh come on, Wilycat! We never wore clothes until Jagua made us those armored uniforms. Take them off."
"But that was years ago!" Wilycat exclaimed.
"That's the point," Wilykit said. "I want to see something." "Okay, but only if you take off yours too."
"That's a deal," Wilykit replied, eagerly stripping off her uniform and tossing it too the floor. Wilycat was a little slower in removing his own.
Naked, he looked a little skinny, but then he was only fifteen, and he was on the same exercise regimen all the Thundercats were. They never knew when an enemy might strike out at them.
Wilykit, on the other hand, was actually growing quite nicely, her small breasts budding out only slightly. She smiled at her brother and said "Come here and sit down."
Wilycat walked nervously over to his sister. He sat down on the old and dusty bed, and when he did she grabbed him by the shoulders and threw him down. "Hey!" he shouted again. Wilykit threw her leg over his supine form, straddling him.
"Now I gotcha!" she said. "Mummra?" Wilycat's eyes were wild with fear. She had even convinced him to leave his powerpills over there on the floor!
"No, not Mummra, silly," Wilykit said. "Just me. I wanna try something." "Wha...What?" he stammered.
"I saw Cheetara doing this to Tigra, and I wondered why." She slid down his body slowly, reaching his crotch. His cock was shrivled and retracted into it's prepuce with fear. She nibbled at it gently with her lips, sliding along the length she felt within his Thunderan sheath.
"Wilykit..." Wilycat breathed deeply. "What are you doing?" "Does it hurt?" She asked, looking up along the length of his body.
"Well, no," he admitted. "Then let's keep trying."
Doesn't this sound fun? All the kids say: NO! All the heathens say: YES!
Ruby Ridge.
You could've hired me.
When I was a little kid, I believed that the worst
crime imaginable was a bank robbery, nearly all adults were either caring,
understanding people who acted proper, or at worst
was grumpy, money was no concern, and there was no
such thing as war, holocausts, etc. As I got older, I
discovered that murders, assaults, unimaginable torture,
among other things are a *daily* occourance in this
world, and in the USA. Too many adults act like
immature brats, go out and beat people up for
whatever reason as well as neglect their kids or beat them,
sometimes to the point of death. Companies, the government,
and even society itself rip people off big time of
their money, causing unnessecary drama for everyone
else, often to the point families break up. This
world almost always has a war going on som,where where innocent
people are killed, tortured, maimed, seperated, among
other things. Gangs roam the streets, we've had many
school shootings in the USA and in other countries,
kids are running away to places like Hollywood where
they become drugged up zombies, and get raped and killed
and do the same to others, we have gov't institutions
that take kids away from their parents unjustly and
fuck their lives up big time....
I'm now getting angry, so I'll stop right here.
Wtf, hell when I found my favorite cartoons from childhood on the net when I was 19, I just said "Holy shit I don't remember any tentacle monsters in that flick!" *FAP*FAP*FAP* (the offical internet masturbation emote is *FAP* btw.)
Shadus
Perhaps somebody just got the strange idea this name might produce less bad publicity?
Please go outside and play.
There may still be time to save you.
In order to achieve balance, however, you must make up for a childhood wasted on the Internet. You must divorce yourself from the computer altogether. Go outside, run, swim, bike, BE FREE!
Turn off your computer and never look back, HanzoSan!