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  1. Re:Good test to see if Carbon Units RTFA/RTFS on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 1

    My robot is a pacifist you insensitive clod!!!!

  2. Because... on Modern Humans, Neanderthals Shared Earth for 1,000 Years · · Score: 2, Funny

    They couldn't find any acting jobs until recently.

  3. Re:HAL 9000? on Denver Airport Automated Baggage System Abandoned · · Score: 1

    Wasn't skynet on a mainframe???

    He defended himself quite nice also.

  4. Re:Obligatory quote on Microsoft Proposes Cooperative Research With OSDL · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this is how the meeting went

    "It was I who allowed SCO to know the location of the hidden code, it is quite safe from your pitiful band of hippies" -Emporer Gates

    "Your overconfidence in McBride is your weakness" - Cohen
    "Your faith in GPL is yours" Gates

  5. Re:Phantom on MS & Game Rentals · · Score: 1

    Agreed..

    Also
    Infinium named Kevin Bachus as their CEO but Timothy Roberts will still be at the company. No news on the Phantom though.

    They have consolidated all coporate operations to Seattle.

  6. My brothers got to take a leak. on Urine Powered Battery Developed · · Score: 1

    A new job for the Mckenzie Brothers, if they don't accept the job with the fire department.

  7. Re:My favorite dot bomb on A Look Back At Ten Dot-Com Flops · · Score: 1

    They were going to make their money like the rest..volume...

    but increasing volume without a profit model or economies of scale means just bigger loses...

  8. Re:Very cool, but... on British Intel Shuts Down al-Qaeda Sites · · Score: 1

    but don't eat the green ones they're not ripe Kkkkeeennn.

  9. Re:Mmhm. And I'm the Pope. on System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 1

    "Queer eye for the sysadmin Guy"

  10. Re:Different technologies, different purpose on E-mail Is For Old People · · Score: 1

    Yesterday my 8 year old son said...

    In Soviet Russia powerball wins you

    We play the multi state powerball lottery and was hoping we would win.

  11. Re:the review on Learning Perl, 4th Ed. · · Score: 1

    New to Perl and finishing up the Third edition of your book. I don't find it all that hard to maintain or read. Just write good code.

    But when I wrote in COBOL we purposely made it hard to understand for job security.

    PS Shakti says hi

  12. Re: the end of trolls on FreeBSD Status Report for 2005 Q2 · · Score: 1

    But in Soviet Russia BSD (Open, Net and Free) confirms Netcraft is dead!!!!

  13. Re:Moon = Cheese on Slashback: Lapses, Maps, Ludwig Van · · Score: 1

    Now we really need to get back to the moon before the Swiss claim it.

  14. Re:spoiler on Top 10 Web Fads · · Score: 1

    Stirring pudding right now, heading towards Mt ST Helens so my ass get blown towards the Mother Ship.

    Gosh I hope I can get a cell signal up there.

  15. Re:Not Terminal Man... on FDA OKs Brain Pacemaker for Depression · · Score: 1

    Yes Terminal Man

  16. Re:Happy Hat is real? on FDA OKs Brain Pacemaker for Depression · · Score: 1

    1) Develop Happy Hat
    2) Convince outside corp to produce and market
    3) ???
    4) Profit
    5) OOps
    6) Start again tomorrow night

  17. My favorite quotes (from the movies) on Star Trek's Scotty Dies at 85 · · Score: 1

    Scotty: "I had wee bit of shore leave, but the Dr fixed me up just fine."

    Scotty: "I know this ship like the back hand" (or something to that affect) turns around and the SMACK!!!!

    Scotty: "Computer, Computer"

  18. In.. on Humanoid Robot HR-2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    North Korea only Old people use Humanoid Robots

    or was that Japan....
    Now we know how they steal old people's medicine those little bastards!!!! The giant robot comes in and scares the old people then the little one's take the medicine, which is to be used as fuel later for the larger robot. Thanks God for Sam Waterson!!!!!!!!

  19. Hi Tiny!! on Humanoid Robot HR-2 · · Score: 1

    Aren't you a little short for a protocol droid???

    This reminded me of the Episode 3 video game on the X-box. My son likes playing with a cheat code that makes the BAttle droids appear to be only 8" tall.

  20. Re:Reboot away on What is Mainframe Culture? · · Score: 1

    Simulation is for the question you insensitive clod!!!!!

  21. Re:You mean like... on Time for a Linux Consolidation? · · Score: 2, Funny

    So..
    In Soviet Russia, Linux consolidates you!!

  22. Re:am i the only one? on Battlestar Galactica Season 2 Premiere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well when your entire civilazation is decimated it tends to be dark and depressing, or maybe I could be wrong.

  23. Re:More changes for next release of star wars... on Tatooine-like Planet Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the original script for Star Wars all the Jawas wore 3 piece white suits and were led by Kahn.

  24. The New Internet on U.N. To Govern Internet? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Brought to by the same people who brought you Oil for Food,

  25. Re:Did I miss something? on Why Doesn't the Itanium Get the Respect It's Due? · · Score: 1

    RTFA

    It's a processor!!!!!
    But it does raise the questions of what are the Doom 3 benchmarks on this chip?