Fruit flavored gum like cheap double bubble or any pink fruity gum works the best on squirrels. A big batch of that is cheaper than the commercially availible squirrel poison out there.
Kill squirrels by feeding them bubble gum, it blocks them up and they cannot poop it out nor can they puke it out. On the plus side bubble gum doesn't affect animals that eat squirrels like hawks, foxes, cats, etc.... Which is better than poisoning them as you don't poison the upstream predators.
They are rodents, they will make more and believe me there is a reason they call it "breeding like rabbits"
Humans are Animals, we eat other animals as well as vegetable matter. We are omnivores.
Get over yourselves you pretentious jackasses who think you are holier than though who wear leather shoes and then have the gall to tell us not to eat Hamburgers.
Oh and we kill Rats all of the time with Traps and sticky glue traps, ever see a rat on a sticky glue trap? It is horrible compared to how they killed this thing. The rat gets stuck to this pad of glue and cannot move, the more the move the more they get stuck. They eventually starve to death and in some cases get eaten by other rats as they squeal with pain.
Plus what about the whole idea that eating rats is probably more carbon neutral than eating the equivalent amount of beef????
Rodents are nothing more than mammals that fill a similar niche that most insects occupy anyways, bottom of the food chain. Nature will make more of them and they are hardy little critters. They survived the K-T extinction event didn't they?
Ahhh, but Gum is the best weapon for killing zombie squirrels, double bubble looks like thinking meat and it builds up in their zombie tummies and blocks them up, squirrels and some other rodents can't throw up and so they will die a horrible zombie squirrel death.
Yeah, print out a beautiful women who has no software in her brain so she will cry like a baby and crap her pants and you have to train her from scratch, really attractive there....
$1000 for a Colour Laser printer!!!! I paid $400 for mine and still have nearly full toner, I only print 5-6 documents a month and love the fact that a laser printer can sit for year unused and you don't have to worry about the "ink" drying out and thowing out your printer. The only bad thing is I cannot make T-shirt transfers with a laser printer..... No big loss there.
Maybe we can sell Stupidity Offsets to dump rich people, I can think of a couple dozen people in Hollywood who would qualify to buy these, they would go towards educating people in universities on the subject of physics, chemistry, and biology.
Oh and I get to keep 10% of the money for my own "Operating Expenses".
It used to be somewhat creepy to try to talk to a gamer engrossed in play because they are usually slack jawed and drooling while their hands were mashing buttons at a million miles a minute, now it will be even more creepy as they just sit there and play the game and they aren't moving, just sitting there like lumps on a log with jaws slackened and playing a game....
They can extract some muscle cells from my Computer atrophied body and I can "Eat Myself". It is like a double dose of cannibalism dipped in incest like sin.....
Dante is going to have to invent another region of hell for me.
Seems like they are working on perfecting the Fun Vaccine and pretty soon it will be mandatory because having fun probably kills more people than H1N1 so we need to vaccinate everyone so they can no longer have any fun and live long hellish miserable lives....
Also, 3rd world countries benefit a lot from their illegal emigrants because a good slice of their salary goes back to their homecountry. As long as they're illegal and cannot bring their families along, that is. The illegals-to-be usually work informally and don't pay any taxes in their homecountries.
People leaving the country are emigrants, people entering a country are immigrants.
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Real geek cards come with vacuum tubes, relays and the card itself is a punch card.....
Fruit flavored gum like cheap double bubble or any pink fruity gum works the best on squirrels. A big batch of that is cheaper than the commercially availible squirrel poison out there.
Kill squirrels by feeding them bubble gum, it blocks them up and they cannot poop it out nor can they puke it out. On the plus side bubble gum doesn't affect animals that eat squirrels like hawks, foxes, cats, etc.... Which is better than poisoning them as you don't poison the upstream predators.
They are rodents, they will make more and believe me there is a reason they call it "breeding like rabbits"
Humans are Animals, we eat other animals as well as vegetable matter. We are omnivores.
Get over yourselves you pretentious jackasses who think you are holier than though who wear leather shoes and then have the gall to tell us not to eat Hamburgers.
Oh and we kill Rats all of the time with Traps and sticky glue traps, ever see a rat on a sticky glue trap? It is horrible compared to how they killed this thing. The rat gets stuck to this pad of glue and cannot move, the more the move the more they get stuck. They eventually starve to death and in some cases get eaten by other rats as they squeal with pain.
Plus what about the whole idea that eating rats is probably more carbon neutral than eating the equivalent amount of beef????
Rodents are nothing more than mammals that fill a similar niche that most insects occupy anyways, bottom of the food chain. Nature will make more of them and they are hardy little critters. They survived the K-T extinction event didn't they?
Ahhh, but Gum is the best weapon for killing zombie squirrels, double bubble looks like thinking meat and it builds up in their zombie tummies and blocks them up, squirrels and some other rodents can't throw up and so they will die a horrible zombie squirrel death.
I always knew squirrels were vicious little demons from hell.
Squirrely Wrath!
Squirrely Wrath!
Squirrely Wrath!
From those damn Visitors, they want to be able to make us amino acid free food so they can tighten their stranglehold on us.
You saw a movie, time for your weekly ghost hack.....
You printed a replacement liver and you used alcohol on it, sorry it will now be taken away.....
Cool, so I can download a DRM free copy of the Necronomicon and print it out in Human blood!!!
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Yeah, print out a beautiful women who has no software in her brain so she will cry like a baby and crap her pants and you have to train her from scratch, really attractive there....
$1000 for a Colour Laser printer!!!! I paid $400 for mine and still have nearly full toner, I only print 5-6 documents a month and love the fact that a laser printer can sit for year unused and you don't have to worry about the "ink" drying out and thowing out your printer. The only bad thing is I cannot make T-shirt transfers with a laser printer..... No big loss there.
Maybe we can sell Stupidity Offsets to dump rich people, I can think of a couple dozen people in Hollywood who would qualify to buy these, they would go towards educating people in universities on the subject of physics, chemistry, and biology.
Oh and I get to keep 10% of the money for my own "Operating Expenses".
It used to be somewhat creepy to try to talk to a gamer engrossed in play because they are usually slack jawed and drooling while their hands were mashing buttons at a million miles a minute, now it will be even more creepy as they just sit there and play the game and they aren't moving, just sitting there like lumps on a log with jaws slackened and playing a game....
Just what we need, more zombie like gamers.
I think it would only be accepted by him if it came with a robotic exoskeleton.
That is a like a Baby's toy.....
This is what they were talking about in Back to the Future part II....
Memories of "special time" with my pervy uncle flood back into mind, can I sue the company for emotional damages?
To block any top level domain? I mean like an entry in the hosts file, etc.....
This is what is used to power Matroska brains.....
Just as fast, twice as bulky.....
They can extract some muscle cells from my Computer atrophied body and I can "Eat Myself". It is like a double dose of cannibalism dipped in incest like sin.....
Dante is going to have to invent another region of hell for me.
The Apple Pi iPhone?
How much is that in 1.21 Jigawatt increments?
Seems like they are working on perfecting the Fun Vaccine and pretty soon it will be mandatory because having fun probably kills more people than H1N1 so we need to vaccinate everyone so they can no longer have any fun and live long hellish miserable lives....
Also, 3rd world countries benefit a lot from their illegal emigrants because a good slice of their salary goes back to their homecountry. As long as they're illegal and cannot bring their families along, that is. The illegals-to-be usually work informally and don't pay any taxes in their homecountries.
People leaving the country are emigrants, people entering a country are immigrants.