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Anti-Smoking Vaccine Is Nearing the Market

eldavojohn writes "Almost 6 years ago we discussed a vaccine to help people quit smoking as it entered human clinical trials. Now it looks like the finishing touches have been put on a deal that will go into effect once phase III testing of the drug now called NicVAX is completed. NicVAX was developed by Nabi Biopharmaceuticals, who have agreed to license it to GlaxoSmithKline Biologicals; it is expected to complete phase III testing successfully. Others have fallen short of this goal, in pursuit of a smoking-cessation market expected to hit $4.6 billion worldwide by 2016. Nabi has also sold an experimental vaccine for staph infections; and in 2008 we discussed news of a cocaine vaccine."

237 comments

  1. Zombieland by sundru · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not sure why it reminds me of this movie .. :)

    1. Re:Zombieland by mweather · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

  2. Or by Kratisto · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hear will-power and the notion of a life plagued by health problems followed by an early death completed clinical trials sixty years ago. What's more, there are no side effects, and when taken properly, there is a 100% chance of success.

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    1. Re:Or by Icegryphon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Willpower, either you own the cigarettes, or they own you.

    2. Re:Or by NiteMair · · Score: 1

      will-power

      Does this part of the remedy come in pill form?

    3. Re:Or by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's more, there are no side effects

      Clearly you've never been addicted to something. Like, ADDICTED addicted, in the sense that your body physically feels different when you try to ween it off.

      Don't get me wrong, I think you are right, that quitting is more about a person being disciplined and wanting to quit more than anything else, but to say that you won't feel anything when trying to quit is inaccurate.

      Yes, you will get the shivers, and you will get the sweats, and you might even get the shakes. But you gotta fight through that shit.

    4. Re:Or by mikael_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      *gives Kratisto nightly heroin injections for a few weeks just to see what happens*

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    5. Re:Or by camperdave · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's not an either-or. If you own cigarettes, then they own you.

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    6. Re:Or by Kratisto · · Score: 1

      That's a response to the lack of the drug, not the will power. :P

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    7. Re:Or by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      What about social smokers? You know, those who have a cigarette or two when having a few drinks with friends but who don't smoke otherwise?

      /Mikael

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    8. Re:Or by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Please. I know plenty of people who only smoke after a night of drinking. Do the cigarettes own them?

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    9. Re:Or by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Unlike cats, which you most definitely do not own.

    10. Re:Or by NoYob · · Score: 1
      It's funny you should mention heroin.

      I worked in a rehab one time, and I talked to various folks who were getting off of things: alcohol, coke, crack, etc... all of the ones who smoked cigarettes said that nicotine was the hardest drug to kick. Meaning, many of them beat all the other drugs but were struggling to kick cigarettes.

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    11. Re:Or by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      And the patch, and probably this Vaccine, essentially keep a bit of nicotine in your system, so that you don't feel those effects to lack of drug.

      The drug is still in you, you just don't have all the harmful effects that come with smoking it.

    12. Re:Or by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      Indeed.

      I was a heavy smoker; three packs a day, and I rolled my own (so no filter to douse any of the carcinogenic goodness!) I never thought I'd quit, and really didn't want to. Then, almost nine years ago to the day, I came down with a horribly bad lung infection coupled with probably the single worst ear infection ever. I remember walking up the stairs to the second floor of my apartment would literally take about ten minutes to recover from. I realized at that moment that, while I'd probably get over this one (I was about 28 years old at the time), and I'd get over the next one, and so on, but eventually, sometime in the next fifteen to twenty years my lungs were going to be so fucked up that I'd be stuck with emphysema, probably congestive heart failure and ultimately dying by drowning in my own fluids, and that was if I was lucky, because I could also get lung cancer, and the process would be all the worse.

      I threw out my tobacco, left my wallet at home when I went to work so that even if I caved in, I'd have to go out like a bumb on to the street to beg for a smoke. I ate carrots like I was a rabbit with an OCD, just so I had something to do with my mouth. The first week I was still so sick that I couldn't tell withdrawal from everything else that was wrong with me. The second week, it was tough, I was irritable and my mouth seemed to be constantly salivating. The third week it was a little better, and after a month the nic fits were coming only a couple of times a day. I called myself done after a year, and have never picked up a cigarette since.

      It was tough at times, but I'm proud of myself that I didn't run to the doctor, stick a patch on, chew nicotine gum or do anything to try to wean myself. I quit cold turkey and never looked back.

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    13. Re:Or by Icegryphon · · Score: 1

      Which is why I posted this,
      I am lucky to have 1 or 2 a week.
      I use to smoke a pack a day.
      Now I don't have the cravings and could be considered a "Social smoker"

    14. Re:Or by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I think there is a set of people that do both every day. Do they need this vaccine or maybe we should leave them alone?

    15. Re:Or by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The problem with smoking isn't just the physical dependency, it's the psychological dependency. I've talked to plenty of people who have used the patch and the gum, and the problem is as much, if not more, the associations with cigarettes. That was the toughest for me, drinking coffee and coding. Both activities were ones that I just sort of subconsciously required a cigarette for, and I'd chain smoke when I was programming. Even after the physical symptoms receded, there were times when I'd sit down with a cup of coffee or sit down in front of the computer to hash out some new utility for work and I'd get a watery mouth and just feel a tenseness.

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    16. Re:Or by MrMista_B · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You're an asshole.

      Who has obviously zero knowledge of addiction, or what addiction is.

      'Willpower'? Are you going to accuse people who get cancer of not having enough 'willpower' too?

      Addiction causes often physical changes to the structure and chemistry of the brain.

      Accusing 'willpower' is just an easy way to for you to feel haughtily superior.

    17. Re:Or by Hyppy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I hear will-power and the notion of a life plagued by health problems followed by an early death completed clinical trials sixty years ago. What's more, there are no side effects, and when taken properly, there is a 100% chance of success.

      Oh, yes, willpower. Just like everyone getting to be an astronaut if they just want it bad enough. Nevermind the host of withdrawal symptoms, the psychological aspects of which are more severe than most people can imagine. Case in point: a veteran friend of mine quit smoking. He had his PTSD and depression under perfect control for years until his family pressured him into quitting cold-turkey because "all he needed is willpower." Things went downhill fast, but he was hassled by everyone for wanting to start again because he wouldn't be "man enough" if he couldn't quit. Three days later, he committed suicide in front of his wife and two children.

      Grow up and realize that not everything is as cut and dried as your tunnel-vision world view.

    18. Re:Or by g253 · · Score: 1

      Exactly : I don't need this vaccine, I can quit whenever I want.

    19. Re:Or by dncsky1530 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While willpower alone could and should make someone stop smoking, unfortunately not everyone is able to muster that willpower. There are a wide range of reasons people have trouble quitting (on top of the fact it's physically addictive), maybe they have smoked to a long long time or they are very stressed. I'm sure many of these people know it's bad for them and many smokers I've talked to say they want to quit but just can't. I think this vaccine is a brilliant step forward and it will give many life long smokers a second chance to quit. I'm sure there are many people to really have tried everything to quit and hopefully this vaccine will be the last thing they have to try.

    20. Re:Or by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Ditto.

      Even less because it's so much trouble to fuck-off work and have a fag, these days. No smoking in pubs. That's like no sex in hotels. Who'd've thought?

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    21. Re:Or by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well of course nicotine is going to be the hardest drug to kick. Its A) Available, you don't have to go to some shady part of town to buy it, you find it easily enough in every single gas station, grocery store, etc. B) It is socially acceptable C) It is cheap

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    22. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue yes, otherwise they wouldn't need to smoke after a night of drinking. If you can't stop yourself, then you are owned by it. I say this as someone who only drinks occasionally, rarely to excess, but will not deny that I can't go without alcohol forever

    23. Re:Or by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do not know, I am really not a doctor. My point was that people can use tobacco without developing a dependence on it, that's all.

      I would be interested in finding out if people with a dependence on both alcohol and tobacco would really be helped by this "vaccine" -- maybe taking the joy out of tobacco could lead to people consuming even more alcohol.

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    24. Re:Or by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're story is true, then this guy already had one foot through the Loony Tooney Mad House before he quit smoking. He should have been seeing a shrink and being monitored. Suffice it to say, most people ain't going to blow their brains out because they quit smoking, and those that do were nuts to begin with. This is like blaming Judas Priest for some dumb-ass kids' suicide pact.

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    25. Re:Or by dragonxtc · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a former 2 pack a day smoker who thought "I can quit anytime" I'll tell you its not quite as easy as all that, it took a few times (as in 5 or 6) trying to quit to actually quit. In the end I found Chantix helped me quite a bit to kick the habit, for those that are curious I smoked heavily for about 12 years.

    26. Re:Or by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What if you don't need to but like too?

      I don't need to have diet pepsi, but I like it.

      Having a couple smokes after a long night is no big deal. Unless you live in a bubble you are getting far worse from daily exposure to car exhaust.

    27. Re:Or by umghhh · · Score: 1

      funny that I got sweats, shivers and shakes and I almost puked the first time I tried to smoke (cigarettes that I stole from my parents by the way). Consequently this was the last time I used nicotine or at least last time that I tried to use it actively. Now this either means that I have a character or that I do not. Whichever way it was makes no difference now but I find it funny that one industry makes stuff that should nullify effects of an addiction caused by stuff made some other industry. I suppose humans could save some health by bypassing nicotine/vaccine and just giving money to said industries directly without polluting our bodies but I guess that would skip the fun part too.

    28. Re:Or by dncsky1530 · · Score: 1

      Please. I know plenty of people who only smoke after a night of drinking. Do the cigarettes own them?

      That would depend how often they have a night of drinking and if it is regularly they could end up being addicted to smoking. At any rate, a night of drinking and smoking wouldn't be good for anyone's health.

    29. Re:Or by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      What I'm hearing from you is "Oh, he was nuts, so no big deal." You seem to be trying to rebut my assertion that quitting smoking strongly affects people by downplaying my anecdote. I shall then assume that you contending that quitting smoking has negligible psychological impact. Are you just going to do some cryptic hand waving and blame it on sheer coincidence?

    30. Re:Or by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      I hear will-power and the notion of a life plagued by health problems followed by an early death completed clinical trials sixty years ago. What's more, there are no side effects, and when taken properly, there is a 100% chance of success.

      It did, but those who failed on one or more aspects of this cure may still want to get free. It's good to have multiple solutions to a problem, no?

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    31. Re:Or by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it'd be better to say that there are some cases where other issues can be emphasized by the additional stress or whatever caused by quitting.

      But a single anecdote where someone was pressed and belittled into doing it with "willpower" as a means of disproving an entire method seems silly.

      And I think the belittling aspect is huge. It's one thing to try to do it "cold turkey." It's another to tell someone that they aren't a real man, they're stupid, their weak, their pathetic, etc., if they can't do it. I don't know that that kind of social pressure is what people here are advocating. Belittling and berating people is not the best form of encouragement... unfortunately, it does appear to be what people like watching on TV and whatnot...

    32. Re:Or by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      I'm proud of you too. Must be that martian blood of yours : )

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    33. Re:Or by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Life is not good for your health, and if your never going to have any fun you might as well end it now.

      Using anything is not the behavior of an addict, not being able to stop is.

      Believe it or not lots of folks use all kinds of drugs recreationally and never do develop a habit. Some people can, some can't. The difference between those that can and those that can't is some blend of genetics and having a decent life so they are not just seeking escape.

      I say this as a man addicted to one drug that comes in pill form, levothyroxine sodium. Your addicted to something similar though, human thyroid hormone. That is addiction, I must have it, otherwise I am useless and quite frankly would do near anything to get it.

    34. Re:Or by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Two points.

      1. It's an anecdote. If you can provide some actual statistical data, then I might be the slightest bit compelled to take it seriously.
      2. I don't particularly believe you. Even if the story is based on truth, I have deep suspicion that certain relevant facts have been heavily minimized to increase the emotionally potency of the underlying claim "Quitting smoking kills!"

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    35. Re:Or by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I hear will-power and the notion of a life plagued by health problems followed by an early death completed clinical trials sixty years ago. What's more, there are no side effects, and when taken properly, there is a 100% chance of success.

      Sure, but there are people who don't have willpower, and while there's something to be said for consequences, there's also something to be said along the lines of "smokers who don't quit will cause everyone else's health-care costs to indirectly go up."

      I'm not trying to open a can of worms: that's true no matter what health insurance system you have, reform or not. The only way we don't all end up paying somewhat for their health-care is if we were to decide they're barred from any health-care at all. (I'm not advocating that either.)

    36. Re:Or by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      It's funny you should mention heroin.

      I worked in a rehab one time, and I talked to various folks who were getting off of things: alcohol, coke, crack, etc... all of the ones who smoked cigarettes said that nicotine was the hardest drug to kick. Meaning, many of them beat all the other drugs but were struggling to kick cigarettes.

      I know a couple ex-heroin junkies, an ex-meth-head, and some mostly ex-potheads who still smoke. The heroin junkies in particular said that the withdrawal symptoms of heroin were excruciating, but once they were off, they could stay off. The problem is how difficult it is to stay off smoking because cigarettes are so widely available and there are people smoking everywhere. There is just enough difficulty in getting illegal drugs to make it fairly easy to stay away from them, but nicotene is too easy to get.

      Which is, by the way, the only valid reason I see for keeping illegal drugs illegal: it just slightly reduces the ease of availability, which reduces the number of people who use them until they die. I don't think anti-drug laws are a good idea, because of the other damage they're causing to society, but I do think there's evidence that they have some effect on reducing long-term usage.

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    37. Re:Or by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      And then there are people like my mom, who smoked for almost 20 years before deciding to quit, and she did. On tax day. Never smoked since. She went through atomic fireballs by the bulk-club size package for a few weeks, but it depends entirely on who the person is. Some people actually can just quit any time. Others can't.

    38. Re:Or by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      I'm not attempting to disprove the entire method. It has clearly worked for many people. Just like lots of hard work has worked for many aspiring astronauts. I am disproving the "100% effective" claim. Saying that willpower alone is good enough for absolutely everybody (which the G^n-P implied) is clearly false. Any additional avenues becoming available for people who suffer from addiction can only help.

    39. Re:Or by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Still, the physical effects of the other drugs shouldn't be taken lightly. Crack is not really that expensive compared to cigarettes. Just because nicotine is legally available doesn't tilt everything in it's favor. Especially considering that all of your benefits of nicotine apply equally to alcohol, and the GPP said that the nicotine was still harder to kick that booze.

    40. Re:Or by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      1) It only takes a single negative event to disprove an assertion of "100%."

      2) I didn't make the underlying claim that "quitting smoking kills." I made the underlying claim that "willpower alone is the panacea for all" is bullshit.

    41. Re:Or by Amouth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was 1/2 to 1 pack a day for 13 years - then the day before my 26'th birth day i realized that 1 more day and i would have smoked for 1/2 my life and at that point i was a smoker never a non smoker.

      looked at the one in my hand - dropped it through the pack i had away and that was it.

      Sure i had cravings - i chewed tooth picks for weeks - some times i miss the flavor but to be honest i can't even stand the smell of it any more if i'm around smokers.

      Congrats for quiting - and while i'm glad i quit - i'd never be a zealot to go and tell smokers they need to quit, it's a personal thing - but quitting is defiantly a mind over matter thing

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    42. Re:Or by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      He's saying that blaming the suicide on quitting smoking is stupid. And it is. The suicide was because of many other problems that existed without the nicotine. Of all the people I know who quit smoking, none of them have killed themselves. Your anecdote is pointless because it is just that... an anecdote. It's about the straw that broke the camel's back, and you are too self-righteous to realize that the cause was not only the straw, it was everything else loaded on his back.

    43. Re:Or by Hyppy · · Score: 1
      So, you're saying that he should have had some therapy and perhaps medication to help him quit smoking? Instead of ... just willpower?

      Thanks, that's all I needed.

    44. Re:Or by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      You missed an important point - that one of the most difficult parts about not smoking is that fact that there are often family and close friends who don't want to quit. I smoke socially and am resistant to tobacco addiction, but it always bugs me that I end up smoking at get-togethers because a lot of my friends smoke. I usually hold out until the 8th or 9th beer, then I come extending the bum-hand to whomever's holdin' a pack.

    45. Re:Or by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, many addicts of harder drugs never really kick the habit, they just substitute their addiction for something more legal.

      Go to an AA meeting and you'll see everybody chain-smoking and chugging gallons of coffee.

    46. Re:Or by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      So is levothyroxine sodium a mood enhancer? hypothyroidism seems to cause general depression of the body's functions. Do you get a minor high off its stimulant properties, or are you just making a case that addiction == genuine physical dependence?

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    47. Re:Or by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      While this is true(unless you categorize any withdrawal symptoms as side effects); it is only true in a rather sneaky way.

      It's like saying "abstinence is 100% effective as a means of contraception". This is true; but it is only true because the definition excludes people who attempt, but fail, to use the method. In this case, willpower is 100% effective because anybody who fails was, by definition, not using it correctly.

    48. Re:Or by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      As my old boss said, "Cigarettes will take years off of your life. However, it's the years at the end of your life--the ones where you're wearing an adult diaper and spending most of your days drooling."

      The health problems you mention come later in life. It's not like you're going to smoke a cigarette and suddenly be incapacitated. Heck, I smoke and I used to ride my bike a minimum of 100 miles a week and had no problems. So the ethereal, "You'll have health problems later in life" isn't much of a dissuading factor for young people.

      When my Mom quit, it was because she watched her oldest sister die from lung cancer. When my Dad quit, it was after seeing a chest X-ray. Something that really brings the point home is usually the best way to convince yourself to quit smoking.

      From what I've been told, it's pretty easy to quit smoking once you want to quit. But if you'd like to quit or you think that quitting smoking might be somewhat better for you in regards to your health, it's going to be tough.

    49. Re:Or by tommy_greene · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I quit smoking 4 weeks ago. I have a pack in my freezer that I bought as a "just in case." I could easily throw them away as I don't smoke anymore, or I can look at them and know I don't need them. So I own cigarettes and now, they don't own me. Poor choice of words, but I get your point.

    50. Re:Or by Rynor · · Score: 1

      Same goes for me as well, damn alcohol.

    51. Re:Or by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      My favorite story is a friend of mine in Vermont who loudly proclaimed she was quitting smoking. And she did.

      Well, not really. She'd sneak a few every day.

      Then one day she was taking out the trash and sneaking a cigarette. It was about -20 degrees Fahrenheit outside. She's standing there smoking her cigarette and freezing her ass off. And she thinks, "Why am I doing this? I'm not fooling myself--I know I haven't quit smoking. I'm not fooling my son--he knows it doesn't take 20 minutes to throw out the trash, especially when it's this cold out! I should either throw out the cigarettes or go inside and smoke where it's warm."

      She threw out the cigarettes and never touched another one. One she came to that realization, she said that quitting smoking was pretty easy.

    52. Re:Or by hisstory+student · · Score: 1

      Your anecdote gives a good idea of what it's like to quit 'cold turkey'. I congratulate you that you had the fortitude to accomplish that. Many smokers have tried multiple times to quit 'cold turkey' as well as programs involving both physical and emotional aids, with little or no success. The federal and state governments see this as a source of revenue, and refuse to recognize their failure to help a large part of their citizenry. Words are cheap, and actions speak much more loudly. Shame on them!

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    53. Re:Or by value_added · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Rough going, huh? For me, it's quiet the opposite.

      I've been smoking for over 20 years, and on occasion I get the urge to quit. The reason has to do with the habit itself. Any habit taken to the extreme or adopted for far too long tends to get less enjoyable as time passes.

      When, I do quit, it's typically for a few weeks or maybe a few months at a time. No real withdrawl, except for the day or two, of course. By the end of that period, I come to the same conclusions. Namely, that the "benefits" of smoking (enhanced concentration, relaxation, creativity, etc.) are gone and I want them back. Not need them, but want them. Life, I think, is a bit too ordinary without a vice.

      Say what you will about the dangers of smoking, it has its rewards. Besides, what else to do when having a drink, after sex, or when you need to ponder a big idea? And no, nicotine in drug form (as a safer alternative) isn't the answer any more than taking caffeine pills is a substitute for enjoy a coffee. With a cigarette of course. ;-)

      As a side note, all cigarettes sold in the US and EU are now required to "fire-safe". That's an oxymoronic term for "they're doused with a chemical to retard burning and prevent fires". The result is a cigarette that doesn't burn properly and tastes like shit. If I do ever quit, it'll be because I've taken up cigars and Scotch.

    54. Re:Or by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

      That's because you need willpower before, you know, to say no.
      If you smoke already, you've lacked either the willpower or brains when you've started.
      Never start to smoke is still the best method. Thankfully throughout Europe there is a strong trend to ban smoking from public places so it's getting harder to passive smoke here -- no need to ruin your health because some fucker thought he'll get more chicks if he smokes like that cowboy he had seen on TV.

    55. Re:Or by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      My mom quit smoking ahead of a hysterectomy probably around 20 years ago. To this day, stress makes her want to smoke. By this time, I'm certain that it's a psychological need that drives the desire, not a physical one, but it's a powerful reminder of the hold cigarettes can have.

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    56. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to mod you down, then realized it would be more to the point to call you a dick.

    57. Re:Or by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I do indeed have my mood altered by this drug. I can take it after having been up for many hours and it almost totally removes the need for sleep. It makes me feel very in control clear headed and able to focus. Much like low doses of amphetamines, what we call Adderall when we give it to kids.

      I am not saying addiction requires physical dependence, I am saying addiction requires you to feel compelled to do something to not just want too. I can want to have a cigarette after a night of being at the bar, that is not addiction anymore than me wanting popcorn to go with a movie.

      I have been without levothyroxine sodium for a limited amount of time and would have been very willing to rob someone to get it, I would have bought it illegally if that was possible. If a doctor was to not renew a prescription I would find a new doctor. If a doctor was to lower my prescription I would find a new doctor. That is addiction.

    58. Re:Or by godawful · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I started smoking when I was 16, and have been trying to quit ever since.. Once going over a year, only to return, though smoking less. At 24 I tried the patch and gum to no great effect. At 30 I vowed never to buy another pack, and I haven't in 3 years, however I still bum them from friends..
      I just can't seem to ever quit entirely, and the idea of a vaccine that would finally let me kick the habit is one I happily welcome.

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    59. Re:Or by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      You gave an example of someone with serious mental health issues. Well yes, duh, maybe quitting smoking for that individual isn't going to be that easy. But I suspect, if the story is true in substance at all, that there were probably a large number of things this guy was having trouble with.

      It's like saying "A guy who had blinders on was killed by the thirteenth building he struck, therefore driving can be hazardous!"

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    60. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done in my life. All 5 times. Quit cold turkey, nicorette, patch, nicorette again, and then hypnosis.

      It finally stuck. 8 years quit now. But it was effing tough each time. Including the hypnosis.

      If the world hadn't turned so anti smoking in the 8 years since I quit, I wouldn't be surprised if I had relapsed. The fact that I can go out to eat or to a bar or even to work and not have smokers in my face all the time helps.

      That and having a kid. Certainly motivates you to keep the quittin' up.

    61. Re:Or by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      What I'm hearing from you is "Oh, he was nuts, so no big deal." You seem to be trying to rebut my assertion that quitting smoking strongly affects people by downplaying my anecdote. I shall then assume that you contending that quitting smoking has negligible psychological impact. Are you just going to do some cryptic hand waving and blame it on sheer coincidence?

      What you're hearing and what's being said aren't the same thing at all. Your friend was a deeply troubled, mentally fragile individual. His story isn't to be trivialized.

      That being said, bringing your story into this discussion is akin to bringing up a quadriplegic as evidence against the idea that exercise is strongly beneficial in fighting depression. Sure, there are fringe cases where it isn't very useful, just as there are fringe cases where willpower isn't beneficial in quitting smoking. Therapy and exercise go a huge distance and mind-chemistry-altering drugs should always be a last resort in treating depression. Same thing with smoking; drugs should always be a last resort.

      So hey, your friend is dead. I'm sorry. That's sad. But for the non-mentally-ill, the article's vaccine shouldn't be trumpeted as success, but rather as failure to find a less dangerous means to help people.

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    62. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a moron.
      People take drugs in order to STOP THEMSELVES FROM FEELING THINGS THEY DON'T WANT TO FEEL.

      That is it.
      When they stop taking those drugs, often times those feelings come back up. That is what morons like you call 'cold turkey', as if it's an inevitable result of giving up a drug, and is 'proof' of 'addiction'.
      Go read the books 'The myth of addiction' and 'Addiction is a choice'.

      Just because person X killed themselves after they gave up smoking, doesn't mean there is such a thing as 'addiction' - it just means that person X spent their whole life running away from their FEELINGS, by taking drug Y. How pathetic and gutless they must have been.

      You can only commit suicide (presuming you aren't dying of a painful, terminal disease) if you are incredibly self obsessed and selfish. The suffering of billions of innocent animals on Earth, for example, far overrides any pain you or I are ever likely to go through. Does the person who commits suicide ever think of that? Of course not.

      All these problems are PSYCHOLOGICAL, and can be fixed by thinking about things differently. What else do you think separates those who are happy, from those who are unhappy? Don't tell me - it's those damn 'chemicals in the brain', right? Moron. MORON.

    63. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying you are completely ignorant of the fact that nicotine is physically addictive? They teach you this sort of stuff in elementary school. It's not like anyone here needs an MD to understand that simple, basic fact.

      You need statistical data? It's all over the damn internet. Cigarettes are addictive. Physically addictive. One of the most addictive substances known, more than many illicit drugs. Please, it isn't rocket science, it's common knowledge. It's as simple as 2 + 2 = 4.

    64. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about will power at all.

      It's about won't power.

    65. Re:Or by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      I had to move back in with the folks at one point in my life and used that opportunity to kick my 5 year habit. I figured since every other aspect of my life was getting turned upside-down, might as well add another thing to the list.

      I too snacked a lot. Sunflower seeds were a huge help.

      Those first two weeks were the worst. It seemed like the physical cravings started to died around that time. Then for the next couple of months it was just the mental demons I had to deal with: "I've pretty much quit, I could just have one cigarette and it wouldn't matter." That kind of stuff can be insidious.

      But I quit cold turkey too and haven't looked back. Yay us!

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      What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable
    66. Re:Or by BlueWaterBaboonFarm · · Score: 1

      It's not an either-or. If you own cigarettes, then they own you.

      False. I own cigarettes. When I quit I did not throw out my pack. I bought cigars, my favorite brands of cigs, and chew. They sit on my mantle. If I decide I want to smoke, they are there. For myself, not possessing cigarettes is not enough to stop my from smoking. If I didn't have to actively say no to smoking I would have never been able to quit. I own cigarettes because they don't own me.

    67. Re:Or by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      No. That's not the case. I smoke one cigarette maybe 3 times a week. I can (and have) gone weeks at a time without smoking, at this pace. I am NOT addicted, and I feel like shit if I smoke more than 2-3 times a day - so I won't become addicted. I'd become physically ill if I tried to smoke enough so that I could get addicted.

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    68. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what about kids? I live at home, and my mother is a chain smoker. How do you think it feels to be asked if I smoke, when I've never smoked in my life? When I walk into my house and I get literally sick? and yes, I'm a little bitter, because the only thing she mentions when I try to talk about it is "I'm sorry something so ingrained in me is so offensive to you."

    69. Re:Or by ajlisows · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kind of reminds me of a friend of mine's first foray into quitting smoking. He declared that he was only going to smoke when he was drinking. He did very well with that...the only problem was he ended up getting drunk twice a day.

    70. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're one of those people who tells a depressed person to "cheer up" or "stop being sad".

      Your statement shows a profound misunderstanding and ignorance of addiction (both physiological and psychological) and addictive behaviours.

    71. Re:Or by turing_m · · Score: 1

      I would be interested in finding out if people with a dependence on both alcohol and tobacco would really be helped by this "vaccine" -- maybe taking the joy out of tobacco could lead to people consuming even more alcohol.

      That's pretty much typical with any addiction - the addiction is not given up but rather transferred to something else. Food, alcohol, computer games, reading, work, web surfing, porn, gambling, other drugs, sniffing glue - whatever floats your boat, I'm sure you'll be doing a lot more of it after quitting smoking. But at least a few of those options are less harmful than cigarettes.

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    72. Re:Or by ajlisows · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know, I think your "just slightly" is more like a "barely". I do not use illegal drugs and have not for a good number of years. I know that tonight I could certainly get Marijuana, Cocaine, Crack, MDMA, Pharmacy grade methamphetamine (Adderall), any number of different types of pharmaceutical opiates (Vicodin, Percocet, Oxycontin..), and possibly Ketamine. Most of these I could obtain at one of several small suburban bars....hardly a seedy area. Maybe I just know a lot of people, maybe I just happen to know people who are into drugs, but availability does not seem to be a huge issue.

      The people I knew who were addicted to drugs seemed to have more problems coming up with the money to buy them than they had difficulties finding perspective dealers. Actually, the drugs that appear the most difficult to obtain seem to be the pharmaceuticals which are actually legal in a sense.

    73. Re:Or by Jackazz · · Score: 1
      Where in the story does it say anyone is being forced to take the vaccine!??! you are all mixing up two separate issues. This is an amazing technological breakthrough if it works! No need to chew gum or use patches if you want to quit, just get a shot and lose your will to smoke. how great is that!

      If you want to talk about the government overlords mandating this, that is a whole separate discussion.

    74. Re:Or by MaliciousSmurf · · Score: 1

      Have you ever gone more than 5 days without food?
      Do you think you could prevent yourself from gorging yourself if you were starving?
      Your assumption that this is just a "willpower" thing is pretty skewed. It's willpower in the sense of ascetic monks who live on top of a pole for years at a stretch kind of dealio we're talking about. Modern living doesn't exactly make that common place.

    75. Re:Or by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      For me, I quit after my sister quit. She was the 2-pack-a-day smoker; I was the 1-pack-a-month smoker. But lighting up after picking her up from the train and getting an earful, well, that was enough to push me over the edge, and I haven't smoked since. Cigarettes, that is; had a cigar when my brother got married, but then you don't inhale that stuff, just like Clinton.

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    76. Re:Or by shiftless · · Score: 1

      I made the underlying claim that "willpower alone is the panacea for all" is bullshit.

      Willpower IS all it takes to quit smoking. The problem is a lot of people are pussies who don't have enough willpower to muster up, so they go on smoking for 40 years "trying to quit" the whole time. I really don't feel sorry for them or for how shitty their lives inevitably become. As for the veteran in question, it sounds like the quitting smoking thing is the "straw that broke the camel's back" so to speak. Most people who attempt to quit smoking cold turkey, successfully or not, are not driven to suicide by it.

    77. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see. You call him a moron, while you make one of the most ridiculous claims I've read on this topic yet...

      To say that you can only commit suicide if you are incredibly self obsessed and selfish? Really? How about you talk to the people who would do it and tell me the same thing.

      And chemicals do have to do with it. But also, the physical characteristics of the brain changes with mental disorders. The higher resolution MRIs and fMRIs are revealing this. There's a lot going into what makes someone kill themselves.

      You, sir, are the moron.

      And it's not worth commenting on your ideas of addiction, to me.

      As for the original poster, it seems (I could be wrong here) he is stating that there's cases in which just will power alone is not enough to quit smoking. And he's right. Sure, we hope most people can off of will power alone, but there are cases where quitting smoking could be worse than the smoking, if the quitting and complications aren't managed properly.

    78. Re:Or by cptdondo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I coach people through weight loss and smoking cessation. At the beginning I make them sign a contract that says, in part, that they understand this is a life change that will cost them their current friends and social contacts.

      Few relationships can survive a life change like that. That's why it's so difficult to quit.

      When you smoke or overeat, you chose friends that do the same. And you do activities that revolve around overeating or smoking.

      When you quit or lose weight, you find new friends and new activities and you find that your old friends no longer are your friends. Sometimes it's just a gradual thing, but sometimes those "friends" dump loads and loads of guilt on the person trying to change their life, and do everything possible to sabotage the effort.

    79. Re:Or by nanospook · · Score: 1

      I think you are projecting your inner anger.. asshole, zero knowledge, haughtily superior.. takes one to know one..

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    80. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I quit cold turkey when my father was diagnosed with lung cancer aged 56 and have not smoked a cigarette since. That was after an 18 year, 1.5 packs a day habit.

    81. Re:Or by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Well, much as I dislike smoking, smokers generally live for decades longer than junkies who are still using, so let's hear it for substitution.

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    82. Re:Or by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Yup. My mom has gotten to the point where cigarettes smell bad to her any more, though. That's a huge turning point in the cravings for lots of people that I know.

    83. Re:Or by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      Agreed with the many other social smokers. I used to be a light-to-moderate smoker (8-12 cigs / day) unless I was drinking (2-3 times per week usually, but for about one year, very heavily, around 5 times a week and 12 drinks each time), during which I became a heavy smoker (30+ cigarettes). I quit both for several years, addressed the problems that had led me down that dark path (severe anxiety disorder), and then decided to give both another try. Now I am able to get drunk infrequently and enjoy a couple of cigarettes without any problems or cravings. Indeed, the last time I drank and smoked was about a year ago, I think. I certainly will do it again at some point in the future, and I don't foresee myself becoming addicted to either again.

      Note: quitting alcohol was quite easy despite my heavy drinking. I was simply quite bored in the evenings until I developed replacement activities. Smoking, on the other hand, was fairly difficult and the withdrawal was intensely unpleasant, but mostly gone after three days. Still, a terrible three days.

    84. Re:Or by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      Sweats, shivers, massive irritability to the point that the sound of water while doing the dishes made me want to cry, constipation, lack of appetite, extreme depression, complete lack of libido, extreme rapid weight loss, sleep disturbances, and inability to concentrate.

      Happens every time I hit the two-day mark on not smoking. The only time I made it past two weeks, I lasted nine months, and still had several of those symptoms.

      Of course, there's something that runs in my family that makes us all slaves to various forms of addiction, I consider myself lucky that I'm just helplessly addicted to caffeine and nicotine, I have cousins in prison for much worse.

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      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    85. Re:Or by warGod3 · · Score: 1

      I smoked from the time I was 14 until the time I was 23. I quit one morning on shear willpower (that and not wanting to get out of bed with a hangover to go to the store and get another pack). However, after a failed seven marriage and staying with some heavy smokers and working with some heavy smokers, I wound up smoking again after eight or so years of not smoking. Since then, I have seen my father pass away suddenly of cancer. My mother, myself, and my current wife all smoke and a year after his death, we still find it difficult to quit. I have heard it said that it is easier to quit heroin than it is to quit smoking.

      Quitting requires a complete life change and a lot of support from the people with which you work, live and are around.

      As for no side effects of this vaccine. I call complete bullshit. Ask any medical professional that is worth a damn and they will tell you that the introduction of any chemical into the system will have the potential of a side effect. Whether the chemical is prescribed, a vaccination, or an OTC, there is always the possibility of a side effect.

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    86. Re:Or by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Any health issues? I feel the same way as you but worry about emphysema and hardened arteries all the time. I know I don't get enough exercise to offset the carbon monoxide poisoning... so after 20 years do you have any problems you'd rather not be there?

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    87. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Namely, that the "benefits" of smoking (enhanced concentration, relaxation, creativity, etc.) are gone and I want them back

      It's interesting that you believe that that is the cigarettes. To everyone else, it looks like withdrawal symptoms impairing your brain functions.

    88. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cigarettes helped me with depression. Until I started smoking, I was suicidal. Once I started smoking I was able to get my depression under control, and now I am trying to quit. I tried before, but the depression got out of control. I have not had a cigarette for about 2 weeks now, and I don't really have any serious physiological symptoms (I guess its still early days). But my point is, I can see how cigarettes can interact with depression, and therefore they are not all bad; people should mind their own business. I am quitting now because I no longer have any use for them in terms of managing my depression. But the pressure others put on you to quit can really fuck you up, especially with depression.

    89. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrible constipation and the associated lack of appetite?

      Nicotine addiction ranks up there with cocaine addiction. That's a far more compelling thing compared to heroin-powered escapism.

    90. Re:Or by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 1

      I'm wasting away my mod points for replying to this, but I have to point out that disagreeing to an opinion is not equivalent to "troll" or "flamebait".

    91. Re:Or by TrikerBob · · Score: 1

      I too started when I was 16. Quit for 2 years about 20 years ago (with the patch & running) - then started up again during a 'crisis'. Wife and I have been 36 hours now without a drag (on a cigarette) and determined to make it this time. In the process of washing all clothes that have any hint of tobacco scent on them, and really enjoying not smelling like smoke all the time (we never smoked (cigarettes) in the house. I've tried everything available before, and the patch is the only thing that helped me at all. Wife is hurting as her addiction seems 99% psychological and patches / gum don't do a thing for her. I'm very leery of ANY vaccine. Looking forward to starting up jogging again.

    92. Re:Or by Psyborgue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. Nicotine is a stimulant and many people with ADHD use it to self medicate. It works, and it's not your body, so who the hell cares what you think.

    93. Re:Or by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Believe what you "need" to live with yourself and excuse yourself from your own bad choices but it won't make it the truth. Addiction is not a disease. It's a behavior. Cancer is a disease. People cannot use willpower to _quit_ cancer. I hope you run your shit to somebody with an actual disease someday and he punches you the fuck out.

    94. Re:Or by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      I hear will-power and the notion of a life plagued by health problems followed by an early death completed clinical trials sixty years ago. What's more, there are no side effects, and when taken properly, there is a 100% chance of success.

      Oh, yes, willpower. Just like everyone getting to be an astronaut if they just want it bad enough

      A person cannot fully control events outside of one's body, that is true, however a person can control their direct actions, and should be held responsible for them as well. The whole "disease" bullshit is a copout from people who would rather see their own mistakes and past actions as somehow not their fault. Yes there is dependence, there is no question about that, but the fact that people can quit through willpower alone shows that that "dependence" does not overcome free will.

    95. Re:Or by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Three days later, he committed suicide in front of his wife and two children.

      Yup. Blame the cigarettes. It was the cigarettes and those pesky believers in personal responsibility that made him do it.

    96. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to think of it as a long term lease, and one of the least harmful addictions to have. I'm not saying its healthy by a long shot, but anti-smoking groups have really gone too far in my opinion. Ask yourself how many drivers are killed each year by tobacco abuse, or how many convenience store robberies or home invasions are committed to fuel a nicotine addicted lifestyle.

      Sure smoking is not good for our collective health, but alcohol and meth, not to mention all other narcotics (prescription or otherwise) have a vastly larger negative roll on human social well being, and those addicts are told "it's not your fault - you have an addiction" whereas if I was to light up a smoke anywhere but a "designated smoking area" - that is, when I could find one - I would be treated worse than a gay basher or neo-nazi.

    97. Re:Or by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I don't think it will work like that, if you get the shot before going through a smoking cessation routine you'll still want the nicotine but be unable to get it to your brain, some will chain smoke entire packs to get some nicotine through. It'll work much better to prevent relapses after an initial cessation period. Nicotine withdraw symptoms can last for years.

      What I wonder is how long the immune response lasts, it might be even more useful to be put on the childhood immunization schedules, perhaps with boasters in Middle and High School; teenage nicotine addicts aren't much different from adult crack addicts.

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    98. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it might be even more useful to be put on the childhood immunization schedules

      Fuck off, asshole.

    99. Re:Or by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      I grew up with a mother that smoked, she thankfully quit about 10-15 years ago now, but I tell you it wasn't fun growing up in an appartment full of cigarette smoke. I remember I used to try to hold my breath as long as possible at home just to try not to breathe still more smoke in. I grew up with asthma because of the smoking (though it doesn't effect me anymore, asthma is something you have for life once diagnosed). For your future children, I thank you.

    100. Re:Or by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I burned my hand quite severely and the doctor told me it would never heal if I kept smoking. In the hospital not having a smoke for 3 days wasn't so bad, upon leaving the wife handed me a cigarette and I smoked it out if mindless habit. I later quit using the trans-dermal patch and being off work for 6 weeks helped significantly too. After two years being smoke free, stress and have 5 adults in the house smoking and the ready availability did me in.

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    101. Re:Or by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      The problem with trying to quit is that everybody knows you are trying and is waiting for you to fail. In addition if you quit and then fall off the wagon even once they you have failed and of course everybody will know.

      What I did, after 15 yrs of pack and a half a day, was to stop gradually and not tell anyone I was doing it. I set time limits between cigarettes. I would not have one till after breakfast, then I would stretch it out to morning break time, then out to lunch. Eventually you get to after supper. Just keep stretching the time between them. And when the pack is empty then you just put off buying the next pack until you really really need one but it does not matter if you sip because you are not quiting you are just reducing.

      Now using this method it will take a bit of time, then one day you realize that it has been 20 years since your last cigarette.

    102. Re:Or by mitashki · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia the cigarettes smoke you...

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    103. Re:Or by Rank_Tyro · · Score: 1

      I gotta tell you, good cigars and good Scotch is a pretty expensive habit to acquire.

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    104. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw that coming from a mile away, at:
      Kind of reminds me of a friend of mine's first foray into quitting smoking.
      hate to be the one to break it to you but you need to work on your setup man. "first foray into quitting" gives away what happened, or else it wouldn't be "first". come on man, do a line next time. this is just pathetic.

      -your agent.

    105. Re:Or by value_added · · Score: 1

      Your chances of acquiring a serious illness are mostly due to genetics. Most of my parents' family smoked. They all lived to be a ripe old age. It's not unusual for a person, any person, to get old and die a natural death and have an autopsy reveal all sorts of nastiness, including cancer.

      On the other hand, people do develop lung cancer and die after smoking for a few years only, while others die of lung cancer long after they've quit. Peter Jennings' name comes to mind. He quit in his 40s and died early.

      Me? I have no health issues (I try and stay healthy), but that's not to say my lungs are in the best condition or that I wouldn't "feel healthier" if I quit. Put another way, I'm giving serious thought to running the LA marathon next year.

      So pick your vices with care, and monitor your habits.

    106. Re:Or by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      All these problems are PSYCHOLOGICAL, and can be fixed by thinking about things differently. What else do you think separates those who are happy, from those who are unhappy? Don't tell me - it's those damn 'chemicals in the brain', right? Moron. MORON.

      Ah. So you're saying the mind is NOT governed by neural chemistry but rather by the spirit, is that it?

      I'd like to see how well you could perform with all your serotonin receptors blocked for a week. Drugs work for a reason, and the reason is that brain chemistry matters. A lot. Heck, basic feelings like hunger and sex are driven entirely by discrete changes in brain chemistry. You can mind-over-matter such forces, but it's hardly an easy thing to do.

      Yes, the soul does exist, but the brain and the spirit are designed to function in tandem. Brain chemistry is not there to be ignored. People are not "Morons" simply because they have to deal with such forces.

      -FL

    107. Re:Or by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Stupid primitive psychology an physiology ignoring slogans like this are the reason why people still don’t do actual research on the subject and reasons, when they want to cure themselves.

      Firs of all, tobacco is only a small part of the problem, as cigarettes nowadays contain 600+ partially highly addictive and toxic additive substances. Tobacco without those is not nearly as bad.

      Second, this is a chemical change in your body. I want to see the willpower that fixes that physiological change...
      Go ahead... It’s like “ownin” your broken leg, to walk again.

      So you need to fix that, by influencing your body to changes in the opposite direction

      For the psychological effect, I recommend reading up on what an psychological addiction really is: The substitution of the drug for something that you really miss, so you can repress that, because it is “too horrible” for your more primitive emotional parts of the brain.
      And that on’s easy to solve: Find the original thing that you miss, and get it. Loads of it!
      Of course in practice, that is often very hard or impossible. But still, even facing that fact of what it is that you miss, realizing how bad and painful that was, and then re-training your brain to learn that the wrong association, that all of life is that painful, is wrong. By re-connecting your associations with reality again, now that you are able to know reality again. (Which is impossible as long as the repression is still active.)
      (I how that now you see, how primitive your comment was, compared to this.)

      But OK, most of the time, it’s just a physiological addiction, and you have to solve that first anyway.

      P.S.: Please, I hope you don’t feel insulted by me calling you “primitive”. Since I was just as, if not even more primitive that that, some years ago. And I bet if you get behind it and learn up on that stuff, you can easily call me primitive again in some years. :)

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    108. Re:Or by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      According to an heroin addict I knew, and some studies, the 600+ additives in industrial cigarette tobacco make it in fact more addictive than heroin. Not necessarily more destructive. But more addictive. (You know, just like a successful virus/bacterium/parasite does not destroy its host.)

      The only thing that he ever tried, that was worse, were clinical anti-depressants. Where you wake up in the morning and neither remember who, nor where you are.

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    109. Re:Or by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Now tell me you did not have physical withdrawal symptoms...

      Be thankful, that you had the psychological strength, to withstand them anyway.

      Many people don’t. And that is why it’s not a mind-only thing.

      You should know, that industrial cigarette tobacco, with its 600+ additives, has a higher addictiveness than heroine. At least that did the studies say that a friend of mine showed me. And he, as a affected one, agrees.

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    110. Re:Or by painehope · · Score: 1

      Well, since I fit in both categories and given that I'm armed to the teeth and horny, it would probably be a good idea on your part to leave me alone. I think I'll go drink, smoke, and try to find a female. See ya, /.!

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    111. Re:Or by budgenator · · Score: 1

      looks like I touched somebody's hot button.

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    112. Re:Or by Amouth · · Score: 1

      sure there was physical withdrawal symptoms - but to be quite honest none of them can compare to other pain i have experienced and live with - so to me it was more of an inconvenience that i knew would go away with time - and they did

      either way you look at it - there is a mind over mater thing going on - it is a mind-only thing - in that if you really do want to quit you can - and you can do it without drugs or other things, sure it isn't easy but that is the price to pay to do it. If your not willing to do that - then your not willing to do what it takes to quit.

      no one under 40 that smokes didn't know that it was a bad idea when they started - they made that decision - now if they want to quit they get to make another.

      don't get me wrong i'm sure some drugs/gums or what ever will make it easier - but the only surefire way is for the person to actually make it in their mind - after that the body will follow

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    113. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You become ill every time you walk in the house? Try moving out, or at least go somewhere where your mothers hatred for you isn't going to damage your weak body.

      Or kill your mother. Half the retards on this site would be glad to see a smoker die. You can be king of the mouth breathers. Oh, just imagine the glory.

    114. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, that's how I ended up giving up alcohol. I knew I had to quit drinking in order to quit smoking, so I did both. After 3 months without either, I didn't particularly feel like picking up the bottle again, so I didn't.

  3. nicVAX? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

    Well, 'tis said that nothing sucks like a VAX.

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  4. ?.?.? eh by ae1294 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Step 4, Anti-Smoking Vaccine
    Step 5, Profit! ...
    Step 8, Anti(Anti-Smoking) Vaccine
    Step 9, Profit!

    1. Re:?.?.? eh by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could make a fortune just taking money from the tobacco industry to _not_ take this product to market for another 12 months.

    2. Re:?.?.? eh by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could make a fortune just taking money from the tobacco industry to _not_ take this product to market for another 12 months.

      Ummm that is basically standard operating procedure in the pharmaceutical industry.

      http://drugtopics.modernmedicine.com/drugtopics/Supplements/Pay-for-delay-tactics-under-scrutiny/ArticleStandard/Article/detail/443132

  5. Anti-smoking-vacine vacine. by Kenja · · Score: 1

    I should get my patents in now!

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  6. Equilibrium by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To me, it sounds more like the story of Equilibrium...

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    1. Re:Equilibrium by Columcille · · Score: 1

      Choose what word you will. If a shot will help some in my family stop smoking, I'll drag them into line.

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    2. Re:Equilibrium by ResidntGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      .If the HPV vaccine is any indication, the shot might better odds at killing me than lung cancer ever would.

      What the hell are you talking about? Does it ever bother you, being ignorant? Don't you ever wonder what it's like to not be ignorant?

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    3. Re:Equilibrium by HBoar · · Score: 2, Informative

      It amazes me that there are still people out there who are afraid of vaccinations. They are an important tool in preventing disease, and without them many of us would have died before we reached the age of 5. Just because a vaccine may cause adverse reactions in a tiny percentage of people does not make it bad -- for every life they take, they save many millions more. Vaccinations need a certain percentage of the population to take them to be effective at stopping disease outbreaks. Not submitting to vaccinations is socially irresponsible and selfish.

      If it comes to my quitting, I'll just quit and be done with it - like millions of people have before).

      So why are you still smoking? You surely realise that it has no up sides? I quit a couple of months ago after ~10 years smoking, best decision I made in ages.

    4. Re:Equilibrium by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link.

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    5. Re:Equilibrium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I believe the technology of vaccination has become somewhat more sophisticated over the past century.
      I was as skeptical as anyone about vaccines (and big pharma's interests), but the more crackpot nonsense I hear from the anti-vaccination camp, the more I want to get vaccinated against everything under the sun.

      Science: it works, bitches!

      It is possible for corporate interests to be corrupt AND science to be correct at the same time.

      Also

      NicVAX works by stimulating the immune system to produce antibodies that bind to nicotine in the bloodstream

      sounds like a vaccine to me!

    6. Re:Equilibrium by stfvon007 · · Score: 1, Troll

      there is an upside, people dumb enough to smoke are removed from the gene pool earlier than those who don't.

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    7. Re:Equilibrium by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      People are become infertile as they age, and smoking takes a long time to kill. How many people die of lung cancer during their reproductive years?

      Oh, that wasn't what you were talking about? You just wanted to gloat over the deaths of human beings that you consider stupid? That's sick, man.

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    8. Re:Equilibrium by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Well, I have hardly heard anyone who died of smoking before they procreated. Think, before you say something my friend.

      On a side note - I am waiting with a certain sinful feeling of glee when exactly the governments will start the next war...on alcohol. Then I will get revenge for the Nazi-style persecution and of smokers that seems to be accepted without a thought in the so-called western world. I smoke, but do not drink, if you are wandering.

      Warm memory - in 2005 I got pestered for smoking in a US restaurant by a granddad who was at least 200kg and has just finished 1.5litres of Cola before he even started his dinner. I offered him a bet for the time we see each other in the afterlife - who of us will live longer? He did not accept.

      On an even more side note - why it is bad for the economy if I die 10 years earlier and do not spend my pension after a life time of bringing enourmous ravenue to the goverment via the absurdly high tax on tobacco? And no, I am not getting ill more often than my colleagues non-smokers so don't bulshit me with higher health care costs. And getting a lung cancer in the country where I live means I will need to spend a few taxpayers euros for the lethal injection. What an expense!!

    9. Re:Equilibrium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They started it a long time ago. It didn't work. Ever hear of Prohibition?

    10. Re:Equilibrium by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      Lung Cancer is bullshit for most smokers it will never happen.

      Heart disease is far more likely and smoking doesn't help. Smoking makes the heart work harder and narrows arteries increasing the chances of a clot blocking an artery and a stroke or heart attack occuring.

      Giving up smoking is hard, but I did it finally and it wasn't difficult in the end Niquitin clear patches are a "24 hour patch" and they work but you need to adapt the system to your needs. Rule one a patch works as long as you feel it working. this might be 6 hours or 48 hours put a fresh patch on when you feel you need to. That way when you do get an urge to smoke you can just slap a fresh patch on and feel a reassuring itch as the patch starts to work. by the end of stage one you will probably have some spare patches, you can if you want cut them to size to give you the next lower dosage thats pretty much what the company does anyway. Just carry on using them as required and you will find a patch may last 48 hours or more. by the time you hit stage 3 its painless to have no patch at all. you probably will have some spare patches keep them and slap one on if you feel you need one.

      some brands are a 16 hour patch and they are very poor. The problem is when you take the patch off at night you lose nicotine from your system waking up the next day desperate for a hit and you get that everyday hammering at your resolve. which is why I think you should respond to your craving with a fresh patch when you need it.

      I sometimes want a cigarette now but I don't need one, unfortunately giving in to that will have me back on 20 a day in short order so I don't.

      There is no commercial interest in having you successfully quit smoking, trying to quit is another matter.
      every success story is a lost customer.

      The trouble is for me its a little late, I had a heart attack and now my life expectancy isn't great. 30% of people under 67 die of a first heart attack, then 50% die within 6 to 8 years about half of them in the first year. My heart attack was in July, I had a stent put in, 28th of october I had another stent put in a second artery was 99% blocked. I reckon I nearly had heart attack number 2.

      Now obviously I am trying to do the right things but its not looking great, worst thing is generally i'm feeling good and I thought I was making a good recovery but obviously not since the second artery blocked up so fast.

      It would have helped a lot if I hadn't had a heart attack and quitting smoking might have delayed it a few more years.

      honestly the niquitin patches did make quitting easy a vaccine is not needed.

    11. Re:Equilibrium by Seedy2 · · Score: 1

      Firstly, I smoked for 12 years, I quit more than 10 years ago.
      Smoking is not a disease, there is no bacteria or virus to combat, only the desire of the smoker to smoke.
      What ever the drug they want people to take IT IS NOT A VACCINE, it's a drug; they just want to call it a vaccine to sound cooler.
      The only way to get someone to quit, is to get them to WANT to quit.
      If they don't want to quit, honestly, no number of patches or drugs or brainwashing will make them.
      (well maybe the brainwashing)

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    12. Re:Equilibrium by tirefire · · Score: 1

      Smoking has upsides. People who do it tend to find it pleasant, and "only people who are addicted to cigarettes find it pleasant" is an untrue bullshit DARE statement. I've smoked occasionally. Here's why it's awesome:

      - It makes you look cool.
      - It tastes nice.
      - It's nice to have something in your mouth.
      - It's warm.
      - The head rush feels nice.
      - Nicotine is stimulating like coffee, but relaxing like a drink. It's a pretty good all-around combination, psychoactively speaking.

      If it weren't so deadly, I'd be smoking a pack a day instead of a pack a year.

    13. Re:Equilibrium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, this isn't about you. We don't care if you kill yourself; but you are killing the people around you, of course we are be upset. Do you even realise the damage smoke has on the nervous system ? Why should my kids grow to be retarded because of you ?

      As a side note, you will not just drop dead one day, you will be a significant drain on the medical system long before that.

    14. Re:Equilibrium by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I’m not saying you’re wrong.
      I just wonder how you think you that insulting someone and offering nothing else than ad-hominem style non-arguments will convince us or especially him so say that you’re right? ^^
      Especially since I know that some good arguments made you take that point of view in the first place. So you can definitely do much better. :)

      Protip: To change someone’s opinion, there is no way around first agreeing with him. And being friendly enough that he listens to you. Even if he is wrong and an ass. Or your 13 year old son. No not even. Especially in those cases!
      Disclaimer: Yep, I need to get better at this too. :)
      Funny note: You used “projection”. Because your ignorance was the reason you called him ignorant. (Okay, I know, now I definitely blew it. So I’ll go now. :)

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    15. Re:Equilibrium by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      These days I'm too bitter to care about trying to enlighten people I consider ignorant. If I was able to find the good information I have, they should have done the same, instead of jerking off or whatever they were doing. There's too much ignorance in the world for me to fix it, which makes it hard to care about individual cases. Best I can get myself to do is point it out, and with any luck they'll decide to seek out more information.

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  7. Easyway by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    I stopped through it, and so have millions of others. And for less than $20. Screw vaccines. http://www.amazon.com/Easy-Way-Stop-Smoking-Non-Smokers/dp/1402718616/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1258756811&sr=8-1 Best approach I've ever seen to deconstructing smoking addiction.

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    1. Re:Easyway by EddyGL · · Score: 0

      Lets see, I can read 224 pages, and take weeks learning why I smoke, how to combat withdrawal, and work on changing my life to remain smoke free..... OR.. I can take a quick lil shot and be done with it?? hmmm let me think

    2. Re:Easyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What am I supposed to do with a book? Tear out the pages, roll them up into little pieces and smoke it?

    3. Re:Easyway by cupantae · · Score: 1

      You've got it all wrong - you need to replace the addiction with something else, so every time you would usually go for a cigarette on a lunch break, stay at your computer and troll slashdot. Simple. Take it one post at a time. Here, say something about Linux or intelligent design or DRM.
      I believe in you.

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    4. Re:Easyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here, say something about Linux or intelligent design or DRM. I believe in you.

      Linux with DRM would not be an intelligent design?

    5. Re:Easyway by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      If it takes you weeks to read 224 pages, I think you have bigger problems than smoking. 4-6 hours tops. And that's if you slow down to reread a chapter because you don't believe how simple it is. Heh. If that shot cost $20, I'd be all over it, but my guess is we're talking several hundred dollars minimum. And it only has a 50% success rate - as opposed to 90% for easyway. 3.5 yrs since my last smoke. Worked well for me, and 4 friends who wanted to quit also stopped on reading it too, with one failure - so 83% success rate in my peer group.

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  8. "Vaccine" by oldhack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another useful word lost: "vaccine".

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    1. Re:"Vaccine" by RManning · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From TFA...

      NicVAX works by stimulating the immune system to produce antibodies that bind to nicotine in the bloodstream, making the nicotine molecule too large to cross the blood-brain barrier and enter the brain.

      So it effects the immune system to recognize some particular foreign matter and deal with it? That sounds like a vaccine to me.

    2. Re:"Vaccine" by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're right. Its mechanism is that of the traditional vaccine, although its purpose is treatment, not prevention.

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    3. Re:"Vaccine" by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Vaccines can be prophylactic, or therapeutic. You just mistakenly think the word has a narrower meaning than it actually does.

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    4. Re:"Vaccine" by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Not according to dictionary. Why don't you cite a medical dictionary that distinguishes vaccine from other types of drugs. Go ahead.

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    5. Re:"Vaccine" by Hyppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So it's a nicotine absorption vaccine. Hence the name NicVax. They're preventing absorption, which has the beneficial side effect of helping with addiction.

    6. Re:"Vaccine" by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Um, why don't you cite the particular dictionary that you claim proves your point? "Not according to dictionary," indeed ...

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    7. Re:"Vaccine" by oldhack · · Score: 1

      I feel generous for lazy dorks like you today:

      ahref=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vaccinerel=url2html-22639http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vaccine>

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    8. Re:"Vaccine" by noidentity · · Score: 1

      What, vaccine doesn't mean "something related to either preventing or causing more of something"? Next you'll be telling me that theft doesn't mean "something I don't like", and bricked doesn't mean "problems with electronic device that I'm not able to find the immediate cause of"...

    9. Re:"Vaccine" by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      To my complete lack of surprise, once I extracted the URL from the mangled mess you posted, I found that there was absolutely nothing at all in the definition given which excludes the type of vaccine discussed in TFA. Maybe you should take the time to read the pages you (try to) link to?

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    10. Re:"Vaccine" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how much nicotine do you need to consume to overwhelm your immune system, so that it can't attack all the nicotine molecules, and some of them make it to your brain? What effects does this have on the immune system, and could it cope with an influenza exposure after you just smoked 5 packs of cigarettes? How about something you've already been exposed to and are immune to, like chicken pox?

      Can you vaccinate against other chemical agents, like nerve gas, or chemical weapons?

    11. Re:"Vaccine" by oldhack · · Score: 1

      My bad. Cut this old geezer a slack and go to dictionary.com and plug in "vaccine". It even lists some medical definitions.

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    12. Re:"Vaccine" by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. I did read the definition (and, after almost a decade in patient care and another decade in biomedical research, I'm pretty well familiar with what is and isn't a vaccine, anyway.) The definition in no way excludes the vaccine being discussed in TFA. Your crotchety-old-man schtick is moderately amusing, but in this case you've followed it to the point of arguing an indefensible position.

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    13. Re:"Vaccine" by oldhack · · Score: 1

      You are wrong, but I'll give you the last word.

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    14. Re:"Vaccine" by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

      Seriously. What is an "anti-smoking vaccine"? Do you mean a "smoking vaccine"?

      We have H1N1 vaccines, not Anti-H1N1 vaccines...

    15. Re:"Vaccine" by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Oh... or maybe I just forgot the meaning of "vaccine".

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    16. Re:"Vaccine" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Finnish biotech company called Biotie Therapies (NASDAQ OMX: BTH1V) is on the last stages (late-III in pipeline) of researching use of orally administrated nalmefene for alcoholism.

      What it does it blocks the reward mechanism. It's safe and has been used, but not for this indication.

      It means you can still drink, but don't get the kicks. Since you don't get the kicks, you don't want to do it. Couple it with therapy, if needed by the individual.

      Good thing about nalmefene is that they plan to use it later for other dependency disorders where too efficient opioid receptor reward system makes you do it over an over again (incl. smoking).

    17. Re:"Vaccine" by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, it really doesn't.

      It just tortures you into being unable to ever get any sort of relief from the withdrawal symptoms.

      This isn't an anti-smoking vaccine. This is a torture people with no hope relief while they still crave it for the rest of their lives drug.

      In short, it would be useful only to someone who has never smoked, otherwise its just mean.

      Then you're screwed when they later find out the nicotine is useful for certain things ... which ... they ... are ... learning. Yes, nicotine is beneficial for some things.

      I haven't smoked in 6 years or so. Find me a drug that makes it so I don't wake up every morning and have the first thought in my head be 'god I want a cig' and I'm there, but this sort of crap is a bad idea.

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  9. Sings: They tried to send me to Rehab, by Nautical+Insanity · · Score: 1

    but I said no, no, give me the goddamn shot.

  10. Finally, something to deal with anti-smoking by noidentity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like H1N1 vaccines, this anti-smoking vaccine will help eradicate anti-smoking once and for all, along with all the ill effects it's caused. People will be able to stop worrying about anti-smoking when around other people.

    (Brought to you by the people who brought you cooler temperatures, larger sizes, wider width shoes, and cheaper price tags.)

    1. Re:Finally, something to deal with anti-smoking by beefnog · · Score: 1

      Cigarette smoking is the leading cause of statistics in America.

  11. So, this new vaccine... by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, this new vaccine... Does it come in a smokable version?

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    1. Re:So, this new vaccine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but i heard you can stick it up your nose now.

    2. Re:So, this new vaccine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Side effects may include heart attack, stroke, loss of sleep, headaches, hemorrhaging, paralysis, and in rare instances autism. Consult your doctor if any of these effects persist longer than 2 weeks this may be a sign of a rare but life threatening condition. Exercise is not recommended for the first 4 weeks of treatment. Do not smoke while you are taking the drug as it may increase the risk of stroke, heart attack and/or death.

  12. Unfortunately... by BobMcD · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...the word 'vaccine' usually winds up linked to the word 'mandatory'.

    Otherwise this would be very good news indeed.

    1. Re:Unfortunately... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This has me worrying about "vaccines" for other drugs. In a century, maybe nobody in the USA will be able to relax with $drug_of_choice, because of mandatory "vaccination" against the effects of any psychoactives.

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    2. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of bullshit.

    3. Re:Unfortunately... by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're probably correct. It isn't hard to imagine a world where $drug_of_choice will no longer be effective for self-medication, and only prescribed pharmaceuticals will still work, because only those will be left outside of what the vaccine targets.

      Although the vaccine does not reduce the cravings or withdrawal symptoms of quitting, it will reduce the rewarding effects of smoking. It is designed to curb the "high" smokers feel when they light up.

    4. Re:Unfortunately... by psyque · · Score: 1

      If nobody knows what they're missing since they were vaccinated at an early age then who will care?

    5. Re:Unfortunately... by Carrot007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People needing release will always find something.

      In some contries around the world alcohol is not allowed.

      If you think that means they have no recreational drugs (legal ones as like alcohol) then you are very naive.

      The only solution to addiction is to make people happy and contented. No one seems to be interested in this. there is no money in it.\

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    6. Re:Unfortunately... by Akira+Kogami · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. No government would give such a fuck you to big tobacco.

    7. Re:Unfortunately... by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      I dunno, if they can link that smokers are going to cause higher costs in heathcare and big tobacco won't pay the difference they might be able to push that kind of thing in. It is a leap and not probable but all they need is some speech point pseudo-facts and it becomes plausible.

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    8. Re:Unfortunately... by Akira+Kogami · · Score: 1

      Even then, if the entire country was forced to quit smoking, some shit would go down.

    9. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry about it; Blizzard Entertainment has your addictive product needs covered. At least if you don't live in China.

  13. Billions on smokes then NicVAX then cancer, woohoo by kaptink · · Score: 0, Troll

    Spend billions on cigarettes, then billions on NicVAX and then likely billions on cancer treatments. All while smoking is still legal? I think we are still doing it wrong. If the government was serious, they would make tobacco a scheduled drug. Wouldn't they?

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  14. RTFA by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    "Hatsukami said NicVax would probably be most helpful for smokers who already quit smoking and are trying to avoid a relapse."

  15. Side-effects by Reason58 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately, this new vaccine is highly addictive. Not to worry though, they are hard at work on a cure for vaccine addiction. It is passed into the bloodstream through the lungs...

    1. Re:Side-effects by casings · · Score: 1

      Actually they already have cure for addiction:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibogaine - but thanks to the war on drugs you can't get it legally.

      The more you know...

    2. Re:Side-effects by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Well, Ibogaine powder is among the more deadly poisons known to man...

    3. Re:Side-effects by lessthan · · Score: 1

      I could find no references for your claim. Would you mind providing some?

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    4. Re:Side-effects by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Well, this was an attempt at a pun on a "Princess Bride" quote, but thank you for ruining it by me having to explain it :-/

    5. Re:Side-effects by black3d · · Score: 1

      Don't worry - I LOL'd when I saw it. ;)

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    6. Re:Side-effects by lessthan · · Score: 1

      D'Oh. I've watched that movie a dozen times and didn't get it. Thanks!

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  16. Sounds good by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this would be considered overkill, or if it would even work in the first place?

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  17. Re:Billions on smokes then NicVAX then cancer, woo by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

    The legality of drugs has nothing to do with safety, it never really has.

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  18. Vaccine? by Ironchew · · Score: 1

    So these "vaccines" deliver a weakened version of nicotine and cocaine to our adaptive immune systems to condition them to attack the chemicals later?

    Oh, wait, the chemicals are too small for our immune system to detect and disassemble.

    Don't call them vaccines. It sounds stupid.

    1. Re:Vaccine? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      It is a vaccine as it stimulates production of appropriate antibodies to bind to nicotine, which then makes it impossible for it to cross the blood-brain barrier.

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  19. Willpower? by Akira+Kogami · · Score: 1

    What about people who don't have enough of this magical willpower to quit? What if they don't have enough to gain by quitting smoking to make it worthwhile?

  20. Re:Billions on smokes then NicVAX then cancer, woo by kaptink · · Score: 1

    Very true. It's just annoying that a drug that is so detrimental to health is treated as a lesser evil than say pot or LSD or even ecstasy which have almost no fatalities. And then for the big drug companies to sell us an "antidote" on top of the cancer treatment is just missing the point. I guess I am trolling the obvious but I think it would be easier to stop the tobacco trade then sell a patch. And I'm a smoker. Maybe just a ever increasingly bitter one.

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  21. dart in your neck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where can i get this and a dart gun... so many people to "fix"

  22. This will be the cause of the zombacalypse by steak · · Score: 1

    and if regular zombies won't shoot themselves, you know zombies with nicotine cravings will be three times less likely to shoot themselves.

    time to stock up on canned peaches and napalm.

  23. Vaccine by WilyCoder · · Score: 2, Funny

    My vaccine for both tobacco addiction and alcoholism was marijuana. True story.

    1. Re:Vaccine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah. just don't put any tobacco in your joints and you've done a great step. :)

    2. Re:Vaccine by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      One down, one (perhaps two) to go...

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    3. Re:Vaccine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so is the vaccine for addiction to marijuana. tobacco addiction and alcoholism?

    4. Re:Vaccine by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Its FAR easier to quit smoking pot than to quit smoking tobacco.

      Alcoholism is a mental illness, only the cult of AA tries to convince anyone that there is a physical dependency. And no, the horrible shitty hangover you get after being drunk for half your life doesn't count as physical dependence. Most people who think they are 'addicted' to alcohol wouldn't know a real addiction if it slapped them in the face with its PUD a few times.

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    5. Re:Vaccine by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you did still not even lose one thought about why you are addicted, and what addiction is. (Marijuana does not have to come with an addiction. In fact it’s the only ‘drug’, except maybe from alcohol, where I saw people just stop for more than half a year, after e.g. a week of intense usage.)

      An addiction is a substitutional behavior for something that you really miss. But instead of getting that, you are satisfied with the substitution. (Of course, often the substitution loses its effect over time.)

      So maybe I’ll check for what you might miss, but have completely repressed.
      (If you’re a geek, that might be a girlfriend. As it very often is the love of someone [e.g. parents].)

      Does’t mean you have to stop smoking pot after that. Just that your life could be so much happier. :)

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  24. Were is tha vaccine for WOW addiction? by bobsdesk · · Score: 1

    This would also lower the average weight and white pasty skin color of the populous

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  25. So nicotine or SMOKING by citylivin · · Score: 1

    I think that by the name of the drug this would only affect nicotine addiction. Would be real shitty if it stopped you from smoking healthy things like weed.

    I could briefly see the american anti-drug tsars eyes light up with the thoughts of forced inoculations!

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  26. Ibogaine by casings · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The only reason why this is necessary is because a compound that already exists is illegal and not profitable.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibogaine

    1. Re:Ibogaine by ajlisows · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow. I didn't realize that Ibogaine could be effective for Nicotine, Alcohol, and Methamphetamine as well as opiates.

      I know I'm taking a slightly off topic post and going more off topic, but does anyone have any personal experiences with Ibogaine? I know a few people who have struggled with opiate addiction. It is a struggle practically every day of their lives even after years clean. I have to remain slightly skeptical that one Ibogaine experience has such lasting effects.

  27. Now we just need the anti-stupidity vaccine by CityZen · · Score: 1

    I just hope it doesn't result in the quick extinction of man-kind.

  28. Who is going to bother buying it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already have plenty of other ways to help smokers quit that don't torture them like this. Seems like the only real use for this would be if they added it to the seasonal flu shots.

  29. This is why.... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1
    We at Presscott Pharmaceuticals Have come up with The NIXVacPlug. Just stuff the big cork in your mouth and the little ones in your nostrils. You will quickly discover there is no way to fit a cigarette into any orifice that wont potentially cause you second degree burns. NICVaxPlug, you will know its working if wake up.

    Side effects include:

    • Acute Mangina
    • Nicotine Bum, and
    • Otterosis of the River

    Presscott Pharmaceuticals, bringing you tomorrow's medicines today, whether you like it or not.

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  30. I enjoy the e-cigarette instead! by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Now, I feel I must make this disclaimer right off the bat: nicotine is not physiologically addictive for my particular body. However, I have enjoyed a little bit of cigarette smoking off and on over the years -- mostly upon realization that it goes well with drinking. Up until last year, I didn't hang out often with any smokers, but then I met a new friend who ended up filling my empty position of roommate. She, of course, would have been the smoker.

    Thus it became trivial to bum a smoke, whenever. It became habitual, and eventually I was buying my own packs of tobacco, rolling papers and filters. I enjoyed it, to be certain, but I didn't really let myself smoke more than two or three cigarettes a day because I knew it has deleterious health effects. It took a while for me to notice any physical effects, and I attribute this to having been working on losing weight and so regularly exercising and taking care of myself very well. It also took a while before I noticed that I... well, kinda always smelled like smoke.

    And so, around the same time we both decided we wanted to cut down on smoking or maybe quit. After cutting down some, my roommate stumbled upon enough information about e-cigarettes to intrigue her into buying a starter kit. It came in the mail shortly after the order (the good retailers of these things ship fast) and it was quite exciting to be there when she opened up the package and put it together!

    The first thing we noticed trying it out is that it is not terribly similar to cigarette smoke other than the superficial. Yeah, the e-cigarette generates heat as you inhale, but the vaporization point of the "smoke juice" (propylene glycol, nicotine, flavors and preservatives) is sufficiently lower than the heat of burning tobacco that you notice the difference. It is slightly acrid feeling/tasting compared to smoky and tar-laden. Replacing the taste of tobacco you have a huge variety of flavors: espresso, menthol, chocolate, black cherry, applice cider, green tea with honey and even classic tobacco flavors if that's what you really enjoy!

    The acrid nature of the vapor from an e-cig is truly only something I noticed at first; like an acquired taste, eventually I learned the nuanced characteristics of the e-cig vapor and I found it much more pleasant than even hookah smoke. It didn't leave any odors or was even detectable from more than a couple feet away indoors! The nicotine is there at whatever strength you specify and so there is that satisfying buzz. After long we were both exclusively e-cig smokers due to how truly delightful it is compared to tobacco. We'll both enjoy the occasional actual smoke, her moreso than I, but it's not even approaching habitual.

    I don't see the point of this "vaccine" because I don't think that nicotine is in and of itself all that harmful. It's enjoyable to smoke for many people, and similarly is it enjoyable to vaporize some smoke juice in your miniature fog machine! I suggest to anyone looking to quit smoking to try this alternative. The particular kit I enjoy is the Joye 510 (purchased from e-SmokeyTreats who have great prices [especially with the purchase code "save10"] and fast shipping), and the other fine mini e-cig my friends enjoy is the DSE 901. (The primary differences you'll find are in style of mechanism, whether activated by inhaling or by a button.)

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  31. You're still quitting by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're obviously not a nonsmoker yet. You're still maintaining interest in the cigarettes you own. People quitting often suffer a relapse around two months after quitting because they feel invulnerable and cigarettes are still around. You're going to end up smoking those fuckers in four more weeks. Get them out your freezer, and throw them out of your house. Toss them into a dumpster without opening the pack. And tell all your Facebook friends to promise to never let you have one of theirs.

    1. Re:You're still quitting by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      Possibly in many cases, but in my case, I kept my old cigarettes around for four years after I quit. At first, the fact that I had the choice to begin smoking again eliminated the severe anxiety I felt at giving up cigarettes and emotionally made it much easier to stay quit; later, I simply forgot about them and they sat in the back of my freezer without any thought given to them.

  32. Have they perfected the Fun Vaccine yet???? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Seems like they are working on perfecting the Fun Vaccine and pretty soon it will be mandatory because having fun probably kills more people than H1N1 so we need to vaccinate everyone so they can no longer have any fun and live long hellish miserable lives....

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  33. Slam, Dunk and Flush by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    "...Is Nearing the Market" is a damn far cry from "the first of two Phase III studies, which got under way earlier this month".

    A phase III often lasts years, and considering the potential dangers of messing with chemicals that mimic neurotransmitters, this will be one. Even if the second runs concurrent or nearly so, I expect FDA blessings no sooner than 2016. If they're run serially, 2020+. "Nearing market" like fusion reactors are nearing break even. Slam.

    "NicVAX works by stimulating the immune system to produce antibodies that bind to nicotine in the bloodstream, making the nicotine molecule too large to cross the blood-brain barrier and enter the brain."

    Which doesn't do a damn bit of good for the nicotinic acetylcholine (nAch) receptors in the mouth and throat that react within seconds of taking a drag, or the physiological effects that occur within the first minute, or the significant high and/or reduction in withdrawal symptoms resulting from the association between these, all of which happens twice as fast a peak plasma nicotine levels in the brain following injection into the carotid artery to say nothing of the nicotine binding to enough nAch receptors there to have a central effect. The former is a significant part of the addiction. It's not a strong as the latter, but failure to take it into account makes the difference between 80% success and 80% failure in cessation experiments using transdermal nicotine replacement. Dunk.

    Nicotine is far from the only psychoactive in tobacco. At least one other (trimethylnaphthoquinone) has several actions that would make it likely to be involved in tobacco addiction. It is both a dopamine release stimulator and reuptake inhibitor, cocaine being one of the few other substances having both actions. TMN is also an MAO inhibitor, allowing a greater build up of dopamine and its products epinepherine and norepinepherine (those are central; peripherally they're called adrenaline and noradrenaline). The excess of these excitatory neurotransmitters/hormones results in physiological stimulation indistinguishable from that caused by nicotinic action. And that's just one. There's several thousands we haven't studied yet. Even if this were the only one, you could entrap plasma nicotine all day long and this could maintain an addiction, ie. keep someone smoking. Possibly smoking even more and accumulating more damage trying to get as much effect out the the tobacco. The clinical trails aren't testing other sources, only safety and efficacy with respect to nicotine binding. Flush.

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  34. "Vaccine" by mqduck · · Score: 1

    NicVAX works by stimulating the immune system to produce antibodies that bind to nicotine in the bloodstream, making the nicotine molecule too large to cross the blood-brain barrier and enter the brain. That ultimately prevents the pleasure that keeps people addicted to smoking and other nicotine use.

    Does this sound really dumb to anybody else? Now, instead of craving to have a cigarette, the addict will crave to skip their NicVAX and then have a cigarette. How would this be any better than, say, giving the addict smokable stick-shaped things without nicotine in them?

    Despite basically being a really expensive cold-turkey method, I'm sure they'll make huge profits off desperate smokers.

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  35. Now all we need is the ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all we need is the

    • Stupid Vaccine
    • Willful Ignorance Vaccine
    • Greed Vaccine
    • Xenophobe Vaccine
    • Abuse of Power Vaccine
    • Religion/Cult Vaccine

    And the whole world will be a better place.

    1. Re:Now all we need is the ... by CityZen · · Score: 1

      Instead, we'll get the disobedience vaccine and the willful thinking vaccine.

  36. How far is the concept of vaccine taken today? by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

    For myself I think at least in USA the follow-on question is how is there a vaccine for something that by political reasons generates so much revenue in taxes, something like 33 billion?

    Yes indeed the health care costs for emphysema and COPD and cancers of lips,gums, larynx, tongue, esophagus and others are like 133 billion.

    How far is the concept of vaccine taken if Brazil, China, Turkey, India and USA are still the 5 largest producers of tobacco? Wouldn't the recognition be that this harvest, about 20 billion worth of it has to be ended at least for human luxury use?

    It's like after Fleming inventing penicillin somehow we are deluded to think its OK for products full of bacteria to be still on the store shelves and saying well we got penicillin we can also have these too - the penicillin will save us when we want it. That's not the concept of vaccination.

  37. Anyone else reminded of Neuromancer? by RevWaldo · · Score: 1


    "Wasting your time, cowboy," Molly said, when Case took an octagon from the pocket of his jacket.
    "How's that? You want one?" He held the pill out to her.
    "Your new pancreas, Case, and those plugs in your liver. Armitage had them designed to bypass that shit." She tapped the octagon with one burgundy nail. "You're biochemically incapable of getting off on amphetamine or cocaine."
    "Shit," he said. He looked at the octagon, then at her.
    "Eat it. Eat a dozen. Nothing'll happen."
    He did. Nothing did.

    ...

    Armitage closed the door and crossed the room, to stand in front of Case. "You're a lucky boy, Case. You should thank me."
    "Should l?" Case blew noisily on his coffee.
    "You needed a new pancreas. The one we bought for you frees you from a dangerous dependency."
    "Thanks, but I was enjoying that dependency."
    "Good, because you have a new one."
    "How's that?" Case looked up from his coffee. Armitage was smiling.
    "You have fifteen toxin sacs bonded to the lining of various main arteries, Case. They're dissolving. Very slowly, but they definitely are dissolving. Each one contains a mycotoxin. You're already familiar with the effect of that mycotoxin. It was the one your former employers gave you in Memphis." Case blinked up at the smiling mask.
    "You have time to do what I'm hiring you for, Case, but that's all. Do the job and I can inject you with an enzyme that will dissolve the bond without opening the sacs. Then you'll need a blood change. Otherwise, the sacs melt and you're back where I found you. So you see, Case, you need us. You need us as badly as you did when we scraped you up from the gutter."

    ...

    "Are you really a gangster?" The melanin boost hadn't prevented the formation of freckles.
    "I'm a drug addict, Cath."
    "What kind?"
    "Stimulants. Central nervous system stimulants. Extremely powerful central nervous system stimulants."
    "Well, do you have any?" She leaned closer. Drops of chlorinated water fell on the leg of his pants.
    "No. That's my problem, Cath. Do you know where we can get some?"
    Cath rocked back on her tanned heels and licked at a strand of brownish hair that had pasted itself beside her mouth. "What's your taste?"
    "No coke, no amphetamines, but up, gotta be up." And so much for that, he thought glumly, holding his smile for her.
    "Betaphenethylamine," she said. "No sweat,but it's on your chip."

    ...

    "Case?" Molly sat up in bed and shook the hair away from her lenses.
    "Who else, honey?
    "What's got into you?" The mirrors followed him across the room.
    "I forget how to pronounce it," he said, taking a tightly rolled strip of bubble-packed blue derms from his shirt pocket.
    "Christ," she said, "just what we needed."
    "Truer words were never spoken."
    "I let you out of my sight for two hours and you score." She shook her head. "I hope you're gonna be ready for our big dinner date with Armitage tonight. This Twentieth Century place. We get to watch Riviera strut his stuff, too."
    "Yeah," Case said, arching his back, his smile locked into a rictus of delight, "beautiful."
    "Man," she said, "if whatever that is can get in past what those surgeons did to you in Chiba, you are gonna be in sadass shape when it wears off."
    "Bitch, bitch, bitch," he said, unbuckling his belt. "Doom. Gloom. All I ever hear." He took his pants off, his shirt, his underwear. "I think you oughta have sense enough to take advantage of my unnatural state." He looked down. "I mean, look at this unnatural state."
    She laughed. "It won't last."
    "But it will," he said, climbing into the sand-colored temperfoam, "that's what's so unnatural about it."

  38. Snus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I liked smoking but didn't like the health problems, so I started on Snus. After smoking for 23 years I stopped smoking after a week of snus and never smoked again.

    Snus is addictive but benign compared to other tobacco products. It is also delicious and decadent and goes well with beer and video games.

  39. what about recreational nicotine users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use nicotine recreationally in the form of patches and gums (combined with some other legal and available supplements that potentiate the effects to a mild buzz).

    I am not addicted to nicotine (and I am well versed with addiction having been addicted to various CNS depressants in my past).

    I wonder, if this vaccine becomes widely accepted, how it will affect anti-smoking products?

    On top of that, are there any plans in place to prevent parents from giving their children this vaccine?

  40. No smoking = no smoking tax revenue by Marble68 · · Score: 1

    There are numerous federal & state projects and services that rely on tax revenue from smoking.
    If it works - be prepared for taxes on such things as sodas, fast food, and other unhealthy things to go up. They'll have to offset the lost revenue.

    Is it safe? I would almost bet my house on it.

    The Tobacco Lobby and others in government who's districts rely heavily on federally excised Tobacco taxes will have taken every possible shot at this to keep it from coming to market.

    I'm sure the FDA has been under a lot of pressure to keep this from being released.

    So I'd bet it's had to go very well.

    Now, another question - if you had a kid would you give them this vaccine or let them choose?

    I'm over 40, and have smoke since I was about 14. I quit for a few years, and a few stretches at a time - but have never shaken it.

    The problem is, I *LIKE* to smoke. I *KNOW* its bad for me, but I love the buzz.

    Mustering the willpower to quit comes along, but I know that after a few beers or a night out I'm going to wake up with a half smoked pack.

    I have a friend that works for Glaxo - the *SECOND* this hits the market I'm getting the name of a doctor and scheduling an appointment to get it.

    Knowing that no matter what bad choices I make, I'll never get that buzz again from a smoke... there will be no more reason to smoke.

    I'll just keep smoking till it just sucks to keep putting burning leaves and paper in my mouth (sounds funny when I put it that way).

    Without the buzz, I suspect I'll someday just put them down and never pick them up again.

    And there's another reason to quit besides your lungs. Diabetes. Read how your body reacts when nicotine enters the bloodstream.

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  41. Messing with the dopamine system? by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

    Man, that can't be a good idea.

    Remember Rimonabant, the wonder anti-obesity drug that messed with the endocannabinoid system? That made people suicidal for fuck's sake. (It was an endocannabinoid receptor antagonist, see -- "anti-munchies", basically.)

  42. so, youre saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    post-vaccine, i can smoke purely for pleasure?

  43. simply not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    many asthmatics can tell you, a couple of smokes is not a negligible amount of tar and other noxious matter deposited in your lungs.

    people that can give up smoking find that their lungs recover and they become re-sensitised so that it is painful to smoke. (as long as they dont actually relapse to regular smoking)

  44. Mark Twain by Zordak · · Score: 1

    There's a great quote attributed to Mark Twain: "It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times."

    (Not speaking from experience; I've never touched the things and second-hand smoke makes me nauseous).

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  45. I was already vaccinated by RobinH · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was already vaccinated when I was a kid. My father said, "so help me God, if you ever smoke I will kick your a$$." He meant it too.

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  46. Nicotine is adult ritalin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of studies show the positive effects of nicotine on mental activity, ability to concentrate, etc.

    Many adults need it, so it isn't just the addictive qualities of nicotine that keep them using it.

    Nicotine isn't particularly good for you, but it is the tar in tobacco that is the killer. As the FDA has long prohibited any attempts to administer nicotine outside of 'natural' methods, and therefore there were no smokeless cigarettes, the FDA is directly responsible for the 50% of all deaths that are due to some effects of smoking.

    Regulations are programming for society. Programming for an open system is a conceptual oxymoron.

  47. THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This:

    That was the toughest for me, drinking coffee and coding. Both activities were ones that I just sort of subconsciously required a cigarette for, and I'd chain smoke when I was programming.

      For any true /. smoker, this is the pivitol statement of our addiction. I don't understand the instinctual chain smoking either, but it is these types of associations that makes quitting smoking so difficult. If it wasn't associated with other (very) pleasurable activities, quitting would be easy.
    Side note, if the vaccine aleveates the cravings as the patch does, then I can't wait to use it (even if it takes a years worth of doctor visits/shots). I would like to enjoy the other fun activities without constantly craving a cigarette (or chain of them) in order to still enjoy them.

  48. Wow... by painehope · · Score: 1

    Judging from every single fucking thing you just said (not to mention grammar - "we are be upset"? WTF? - and spelling), your children will grow up retarded even if every smoker on the planet quit today.

    Seriously. Not everyone is genetically prone to even moderate damage from smoking (and if you are bothered by "foul" air, move out of big cities - I developed sinus problems for a while, tried cutting back on the smokes, adding more cardio to my exercise routine, etc. - didn't change anything, moved out of the city and the problem cleared up...what a surprise!). Not a single person in my family (both sides, at least 3 generations back, all of them smokers) has died from lung cancer or heart disease. Two from alcohol-related deaths, one suicide. A couple in various wars (I'm first-generation German-American or whatever you want to call it on one side and Irish been-here-for-generations on the other, so about every male member of my family has fought on various sides of every war in the past hundred years). Everyone else died at past 80 (or is still alive).

    High intelligence, physical strength, mild insanity, insomnia, and alcoholism run in my family (both sides). I think there's a slight tendency towards homosexuality on my mother's side (but who cares about that? Your bedroom, your business). Nothing else. I can count the number of heart attacks amongst those 3 generations back on one hand. Nervous system damage from second-hand smoke? Show me something credible to support that and I'll buy you a beer.

    I think Anonymous Coward is the worst fucking idea that /. has. If you can't own up to your statements (and I've made a few dumb ones myself, I'll admit it), then just shut up and read.

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  49. What about caffeine? by AniVisual · · Score: 1

    Some of us would dearly like to kick our caffeine habit that's become part of our routine. It makes us impatient and irritable.

  50. You might be interested in this.. by RulerOf · · Score: 1

    Either you smoke or you don't, that's your choice.

    Addiction isn't the problem with smoking. The side effects of being a smoker--smelling bad, getting sick more easily, and risking lung cancer et al.--are what's wrong with smoking.

    Personally, I love to smoke, but I hate being a smoker. Smoking a few cigarettes a week isn't a problem from my point of view, but it may not mean that you're not addicted to them.

    Check out that link for some very interesting and, I think, necessary reading.

    Cheers.

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    1. Re:You might be interested in this.. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      You're right; that's a fascinating link.

      I'm 18, so my brain is a bit more developed than a 14 year old - and perhaps less susceptible. I answered a firm "no" to each of the questions in that sidebar.

      Nicotine is just about the hardest drug to kick - harder than heroin, or so I understand. But I haven't ever felt even the slightest shred of withdrawal symptoms. I went from my heaviest week ever (6 cigarettes) to nothing for two weeks, without even noticing.

      I'm not diminishing his research - it's well done. I just think he may be overplaying it a little bit.

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  51. bugs me by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    I quit like, 8 months ago after smoking for 15 years- I coulda just waited for the shot- ah well it wasn't so bad with the patch