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  1. Re:Too Bad... on Alien Invasion Ends City Of Heroes Beta · · Score: 1

    Just in case you care, they're adding a "City of Villians" expansion not too long from now. Makes it an entirely different game.

  2. Re:Another one? on UbiSoft Takes Myst IV In-House, Uru Secrets Show Myst Library · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Yes, but would you be more inclined towards a purchase if it included boobs?

  3. Another one? on UbiSoft Takes Myst IV In-House, Uru Secrets Show Myst Library · · Score: 2, Funny

    Erm, is anyone really interested in another Myst game? Sure, the first one was a mile-marker at its time of release, but I really don't think that another installment of Myst is what the gaming community wants. Unless there are boobages. Yes, I'm sure it'll do just fine then.

  4. Re:NYT on Automobiles Evolve to Live Up to Their Name · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Heh, I just posted the non-registation link.

  5. It wasn't my fault, officer. It was my car. on Automobiles Evolve to Live Up to Their Name · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a non-account link to the article. Robo-Cars Make Cruise Control So Last Century

  6. Re:Not April Fools? on Ultra-pure Glass Made with Levitation · · Score: 1

    I can't even begin to imagine how they would combine this "sterile" process with that of fiber optic manufacturing. During the latter, wouldn't they face similar problems of contamination?

  7. Re:One Strong Bad Question on Homestar Runner Atari 2600 RPG Nears Release · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it were too awesome, girls would try to make out with the screen, and they'd have to program it to be like, "Back off, bay-bee."

  8. It's Hoamshtarr! on Homestar Runner Atari 2600 RPG Nears Release · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

  9. Shot in the foot. on Amazon Awarded Cookie Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, the US Patent Office's website uses cookies that would violate this patent.

  10. Re:Another reason why I'll never live in Californi on Tanker Truck Shut Down Via Satellite · · Score: 1

    Oh! Right! And because everything can be abused, we should go forth unto the world making more stupid mistakes that could have been avoided.

    Ebola Zaire kits for Christmas!
    A free tennis ball bomb inside every box of CocoaPuffs!
    A television w/DVD player in every SUV's dashboard!
    Fuckheaded right-wingers with an internet connection!

    Fuck you for being so presumptuous. I said it was a nice idea, but there are more cons than pros, you stupid fuck.

  11. Re:speed limit on Tanker Truck Shut Down Via Satellite · · Score: 1

    Go for it. It'd probably hold up in California.

  12. Re:Shutdown? on Tanker Truck Shut Down Via Satellite · · Score: 3, Funny

    That'd be insult to injury. A BSOD right before the blinding flash.

  13. Re:speed limit on Tanker Truck Shut Down Via Satellite · · Score: 1

    Custom processing? No, no. We can't have that. That would be intelligent.

  14. Re:And when the bad guys get it? on Tanker Truck Shut Down Via Satellite · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heck, what if the wackos in the state government get it?

    A while ago, the governor of South Carolina decided that he wasn't getting enough press during election time, so he started a mini-battle against the DOE and their nuclear installation (SRS) located in the south-west portion of SC. He decided that no more nuclear waste would be allowed to enter the state [for harmless processing] and eventually ended up sending the state's military against the Fed's mixed caravan of the military and HazMat vehicles. Literally. The state guard was in the middle of the road, blocking the Feds.

    It wasn't enough that we had a huge amount of nuclear materials traveling through the state. We had it just sitting there, begging for some nutjob with a car to ram into it.

    With a vehical disabling function, this bullshit can happen anywhere.

  15. Another reason why I'll never live in California on Tanker Truck Shut Down Via Satellite · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Making GPS and disabling devices mandatory in all vehicles is nice idea on paper, but I don't like all the ways the system could be abused. And screw Homeland Security while I'm at it.

  16. So you want to learn Japanese on Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence · · Score: 1

    Might as well not even bother. Besides, Russian is better.

  17. Re:Praise Jeebus! Another video game movie! on Dungeon Siege Latest Game-To-Film Adaptation · · Score: 1

    Oh, god dammit. Nothing is sacred!

  18. Re:Hm. on Dungeon Siege Latest Game-To-Film Adaptation · · Score: 1

    Wait until you see the stills and the trailer for Alone in the Dark. It's crappalicious.

  19. Praise Jeebus! Another video game movie! on Dungeon Siege Latest Game-To-Film Adaptation · · Score: 1

    I'm just so happy that they constantly seem to be compelled to follow up a benign yet entertaing video game with a horrible movie, thus destroying all positive-memories associated with the game.

    I just hope they don't do a Silent Hill movie.

  20. Re:2D vs. 3D on Castlevania - Innocence Lamented, 3D Debated · · Score: 1

    Uh, the latter is supposed to be WarCraft III. Where's my farking coffee...

  21. Re:2D vs. 3D on Castlevania - Innocence Lamented, 3D Debated · · Score: 1

    I actually feel the exact same way. I prefer the detailed pixelation of WarCraft II to the 3D crap of WarCraft II.

  22. "and if you call from work, your call is free! " on Few Takers For RIAA's "Clean Slate" · · Score: 1