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  1. Re:"Not having total control" on Opera CEO Jon von Tetzchner Answers Your Questions · · Score: 2, Funny
    As language pedant and a Norwegian, I find parts of this interview painful reading...


    Well now, don't be too hard on the Americans' English. ;o)
  2. Re:define: Snarf on Email Plugs Into Social Networking · · Score: 2, Funny

    This other definition listed in the Urban Dictionary is the one I have heard:

    6. snarf
    noun; Any person, male or female, that sniffs
    bicycle seats.

    7. snarf link send redefine 6 up, 12 down
    American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.

  3. One word: on Looking Back at Open Source in 2005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ubuntu.

  4. Instant SlashDot poll! on Women Now Outnumber Men Online · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I am a...

    o woman
    o man
    o geek
    o Cowboy Neal"

  5. Amazon will also be recruiting... on Amazon Connect · · Score: 1

    Grammar Nazis who will be merciless with you when they "respond back"!

  6. Pish posh! on Explosion on Moon Spreads Moondust · · Score: 1

    I don't believe anything Nasa says since they those faked Moon Walks.

  7. Re:Grammatical mutability... on Larry Wall on Perl 6 · · Score: 1
    I confess that I am a Perl user and (horror!) I like Perl...

    Perl is very ugly syntactically, but I've found it so very beautiful semantically


    but your rapture exceeds mine... Are you a linguist? ;^)

  8. Grammatical mutability... on Larry Wall on Perl 6 · · Score: 5, Funny
    This lets different kinds of grammatical mutability sneak into the language, and lets people experiment with different syntaxes and different ways of attaching those syntaxes to new kinds of semantics.


    Translation: "Perl 6 code will be the most unreadable Perl ever."

  9. Not "bored", man! on Algorithms Determine Mona Lisa's True Emotions · · Score: 1

    Here's one of the young female faces used in the mathematical analysis:

    http://ellenfeiss.net/temp/movie.php?movie=movies/ ellen_feiss.mov

  10. Re:Sick of ActiveX and MS *Technologies* on Microsoft Bows to Eolas, Revamps IE · · Score: 1

    Ah, the annoying Interrogative Declaration. I have a colleague who is afflicted with this. It gets on my nerves so I have thought about the problem. I offer the following explanations:
    - she is trying to communicate something but is unsure of herself
    - she is unsure that her listener understands what she is trying to communicate
    - she is trying to give advice in a polite manner; few people seem to know how to be polite ~in words~ anymore

    The Like Virus infects hosts who have not been applied the Clear Thinking patch to their language libraries. :o)

  11. Re:Sick of ActiveX and MS *Technologies* on Microsoft Bows to Eolas, Revamps IE · · Score: 1

    Friend, it was hard to tell that you are an ESL speaker. I found it funny that someone presenting his proud Linux credentials spoke such sloppy English.

    But if you're an ESL speaker, your English is functional. Chapeau!

    Note, however, that you've picked up a virus in your English. It's interesting that the stupid "Like" virus has spread so much in English speech that even an ESL speaker has contracted it.

    I speak two languages very well, and two others reasonably well.

  12. Re:Sick of ActiveX and MS *Technologies* on Microsoft Bows to Eolas, Revamps IE · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I'm a Linux user for like 5 years.


    And a speaker of English for like how long?
  13. Re:Tell me... on Behind The Curtain On T-Day · · Score: 1
    Roughly speaking, it's pretty close to what the first European colonists were celebrating: survival. Don't knock it. I can't think of much more important to celebrate.


    Are you speaking for the Indians? "Roughly speaking," perhaps?

    It's easy to be cocky about the survival of the fittest when you're on the trigger-end of a gun, unlike the Aztec, Mayan, Incan, Polynesian, Indian, Australian "aboriginal", Jew, Roma, Bosniak, and so on.

    If survival of the fittest by whatever means is the Great Principle and all human life is capable of in your view, I assume that you'd be equally philosophical if those whom you love were cut to pieces by Crusaders looking for gold or thugs looking for fenceable items and an easy fuck.

    Your birth was as random an event as mine. Celebrate that if you like, but the fact that we got born is no credit to us, and not much credit to those who bore us.

    How we live our lives is where the credit is.

    Yeah I know it's politically incorrect not to sympathize with the poor put upon natives. But I'll be damned if I'll feel any kind of remorse for the fact that I was born here and survived.


    Remorse is unnecessary -- I assume you've killed no one. But it isn't clever or innovative to talk callously, to ignore the mistakes of history, or to dismiss the plight of a vagrant asleep on the sidewalk because you are grand.

    We can agree that there's more than enough hypocrisy and murderous greed in the world. Here's what I know: there would be more of both if not for people who oppose them.

  14. Only one man is brave enough to fight Google... on Who's Afraid of Google? · · Score: 1

    He is... Ballmer-Man!

  15. Tell me... on Behind The Curtain On T-Day · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What do the North American Indians celebrate?

  16. Re:"takes liberties with the original" on The Prisoner To Be Remade On U.K. TV · · Score: 1
    "What's a Toyota Echo? They don't sell it in the UK...."


    Mwahahahaha! There is no escape. I am Number 2, and any golf cart in the Village will leave your Toyota Yaris standing at the lights.

  17. "takes liberties with the original" on The Prisoner To Be Remade On U.K. TV · · Score: 5, Funny

    Poll: For the new Prisoner series, which of the following liberties is most likely to be taken?

    a) 80% of the production budget will be for explosions
    b) 80% of the production will be for cleavage
    c) the Lotus Seven that McGoohan drove will be replaced by a Toyota Echo
    d) the Rover balloon will have advertizing pasted all over it
    e) Adam Sandler in the main role

  18. Marketing Titles Rejected By Publishers on Teach Yourself Unix in 24 Hours · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Hopeless Moron's Guide To

    The Shallow Unteachable Twit's Manual For

    Become Dangerous With Too Little Knowledge Of In 24 Hours

      For The Brainless

      For Assholes

  19. The biggest problem for Ubuntu is... on Dapper Drake Hits Ubuntu Servers · · Score: 1

    They are squandering all these excellent release names too quickly.

    Look at the years of wear that Microsoft got from Chicago, Cairo, Longhorn and now, Vista! That, my friends, is real marketing.

    Slow down, you crazy Ubuntu cowboys!

  20. Netcraft Reports 'BSD Not Affected... on Linux Lupper.Worm In the WIld · · Score: 1

    because BSD is confirmed dead.'

  21. Re: a lot of hookers on The Ultimate Star Trek Collection · · Score: 1

    Now THAT is my kind of Deep Space Nine.

  22. What I'm waiting for is... on Safe Cigarettes? · · Score: 3, Funny

    the safer cocaine!

  23. Other Recent Ballmer Quotations... on Google Striking Fear into the Corporate Masses · · Score: 1

    "Google?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!"

    "GOOGLE?! AIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiii!"

    "It is hereby forbidden effective immediately for employees and other on-site personnel to 'make googly eyes'."

    "Just don't tell me that you're going to Goo... AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGH!" [throws chair]

  24. Re:There are still some reasons to use IE... on Google Paying for Firefox Installs · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree, mate.

    Sometimes I spark up IE to test how many pop-up windows I can fit into my RAM. Much easier than rebooting to let BIOS test the memory.

    IE's great for getting a metric for maximum render-time for the Web pages that I whip up.

    I also like to see how well Microsoft Defender (né Anti-Spyware) does in identifying the 30 or so cool things that get installed secretly on my computer when I browse a few sites with IE.

    It's a Web browser and a test suite all in one.

  25. The Young And The Gormless on GORM 1.0 Release to Take on GNOME/KDE? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Few North Americans will get the joke. And the name of this project is further proof that they're mostly gormless about internationalization.