Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof) Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
When slashdot was nice, the moderation was jumpin (Hey, Siggie, Yi, Yo) And everybody havin a ball (Hah, ho, Sig leven Yi Yo) I tell the trolls start the First Postin (Siggie Yi Yo) And the moderators report to the call The poor dogs mod down
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof) Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Rap 1 I see ya little Taco head up our site He really want to keep us down But his readers are too stupid to see us comin And everybody mods up us clowns
Verse Im gonna tell (Hey, Siggie, Yi, Yo) To any Dan Hayes and Anne Marie (Siggie, Yi, Yo) Tell the dummy Hey Baby, Kiss MY Blade! (Siggie Yi, Yo) You fetch a moderator in front and her trolls behind (Siggie, Yi, Yo) Her points run out now
Chorus Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof) Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Chant Say, A troll is nuttin if he dont have suckers All mods give up ya points, all mods give em up A troll is nuttin if he dont have suckers All mods give up ya points, all mods give em up
Rap 2
Wait for yall my trolls, the party is on I gotta get my girl I got my goatsex on Do you see the mods comin from my eye What could you be first post that Katz man thats breakin them down? Me and My petrified short shorts And I cant post a lot, any troll will do Im figurin thats why they call me Lita Juarez Cause Im a stupid man of the land When they see me they go doo-doo (howl)
Chorus 5 Xs Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof) Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation - does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Slashdot Mirror
Just don't block Goatse!
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
When slashdot was nice, the moderation was jumpin
(Hey, Siggie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin a ball
(Hah, ho, Sig leven Yi Yo)
I tell the trolls start the First Postin
(Siggie Yi Yo)
And the moderators report to the call
The poor dogs mod down
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Rap 1
I see ya little Taco head up our site
He really want to keep us down
But his readers are too stupid to see us comin
And everybody mods up us clowns
Verse
Im gonna tell
(Hey, Siggie, Yi, Yo)
To any Dan Hayes and Anne Marie
(Siggie, Yi, Yo)
Tell the dummy Hey Baby, Kiss MY Blade!
(Siggie Yi, Yo)
You fetch a moderator in front and her trolls behind
(Siggie, Yi, Yo)
Her points run out now
Chorus
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Chant
Say, A troll is nuttin if he dont have suckers
All mods give up ya points, all mods give em up
A troll is nuttin if he dont have suckers
All mods give up ya points, all mods give em up
Rap 2
Wait for yall my trolls, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my goatsex on
Do you see the mods comin from my eye
What could you be first post
that Katz man thats breakin them down?
Me and My petrified short shorts
And I cant post a lot, any troll will do
Im figurin thats why they call me Lita Juarez
Cause Im a stupid man of the land
When they see me they go doo-doo (howl)
Chorus 5 Xs
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the trolls out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
YOU FAIL IT!
Try trolling with a real name next time.
Take this you cocksmoking teabaggers...
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation - does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Take that you teabaggers...
But wait, I love trolls... Oh well. Cool.
Oh Great, cyber bullying? I can picture that little Billy is being harrassed:
U R teh ghey. U suXX0rz 4t Quake.
If this is the kind of crap going on they deserve it. Turn off the computer already!!!